#. oh damn

[doakarma]

Sobbing the entire car ride, he’s a sad drunk (?) this time

( @fedya-the-rat-god @shopping-for-casino-rats )

*he gets a call from an unknown number*

- @doakarma

Hello?

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[damnamour]

SUEÑOS DE LIBERTAD ― Episode 85

[stargirlstabber]

imagine obsessed!könig having a seperate room in the basement just for your 'playtime'. not only that, that's the room where you mostly stay. against your will. but it's only to keep you safe, liebling, other people could hurt you or do something even worse. he always makes sure you're ready to take him whenever he wants. it's nothing new for you to lay there, limbs spread and chained to the thick wooden bed posts, something shoved into your poor hole. sometimes it's a vibrator strapped to your thigh with duct tape or rope, a dildo that's just a little smaller than him. he still wants to be the one to stretch you out, you understand? but sometimes, he just positions the fucking machine at the end of the bed, letting it work it's way in and out of your sloppy cunt when he's not there to do so. on other occasions he just sits in the room, on the comfy chair, and watches you get overstimulated and overwhelmed, or sits upstairs and watches you through the cameras he installed. he loves the expressions you make when you're about to cry from the non stop stimulation or whenever you're about to cum again when you just lay there, not being able to do anything. not that he'd let you get away anyway. you're safe with him. other people could take advantage of a sweet girl like you.

[rosvyy]

MONSTER FALLS WHO SAID THAT WHO SAID THAT!!!!

Ive always loved the concept, but the idea of Mabel being a mermaid confused me, so I made an even more confusing au!!

A comet crashed into a lone pine tree on a hill in gravity falls. It was a relatively small area, and some how not a lot of damage done. From the fires, a girl coughed, swatting the fire away and gagging on the smoke. From the fallen pine tree, a boy pushed his way out of the timber. A few embers had landed on his forehead. The girl laughed, saying it looked like the big dipper. Her hair shifted and the constellation appeared. They didnt even question each other, they just knew they were family.

Then stuff happens!!

[nightmanatee]

SO MOBIUS WAS THE ONLY ONE TO WAIT FOR LOKI? LET THE TIME PASS? EXCUSE ME WHILE I'LL SCREAM CRY AND THROW UP

[welcome-to-green-hills]

I couldn't help but immediately notice the parallels of Shadow and Tails feeling ashamed about something they're born with (Tails' two tails and Shadow's alien biology), only for their respective cool blue siblings to convince them otherwise

My heart🥺

[blood-starved-beast]

those new Jinx look merch leaks....

Speculative underneath.

I don't know the context, but based on some of the leaks I saw I think I might know why that design choice specifically. 😬

[lover-of-mine]

Hi! So much has happened. Picking through different details to make sure this message is not repetitive because I know you have many many spies by now.

Firstly: the fake article. I cannot find who originally posted it. Only a screenshot from a BT mad about it. But apparently a Buddie made a fake post about a fake article about Lou quitting acting. They are very upset about it. It is ‘harassment’ apparently. People are offended that it cites mental health scare as the reason Lou would allegedly quit acting. As if BTs were not saying that Eddie should kill himself to mirror Ryan’s history of suicidality? Throwing stones from glass houses.

Here is the fake article screenshot. https://x.com/xfirepilot/status/1822790104525500839?s=46&t=i5gFcB_0q-6E5MZXiGtU_w

Secondly: Mark decided to lie about having ‘sources’ saying Lou is back on set this week. If he is not spotted… prepare for a full meltdown. They are CONVINCED this is the week. Especially because of the hangar. The longer they go without a sighting the more they lose it. They keep saying ‘quiet’ in hopes that it will make things happen (ie make Lou show up) which is kind of lame tbh. Taking all the fun out of the q word bit.

Thirdly: Happy birthday Peter! 9-1-1’s Instagram account posted a video of JLH + Oliver + Tracie + Ryan + Aisha + Kenny wishing him a happy birthday. Declan (Denny) also posted a photo of him and Peter. BTs are pretending that this is fine but are secretly losing it. Lou should be on set because of the hangar photo! Why is he not in that video! Why has he not posted about Peter’s birthday! But at the same time they are falling back once again on the ‘Lou is purposefully being hidden’ theory. Which is incompatible with their beliefs they will get a sighting this week.

Fourthly: one of them is saying a promo video will be released this week and promo photos the week after. I was not in the fandom in previous years but afaik this does not line up with past promo timelines? But correct me if I am wrong.

Fifthly: someone created a tumblr account called @killkinard and they are saying it is a death threat against Lou? Not Tommy? Very dramatic.

https://x.com/hofevanbuckley/status/1823057221053251994?s=46&t=i5gFcB_0q-6E5MZXiGtU_w

Sixthly: the subreddit drama… oh the subreddit drama. Okay. So. A BT shipper decided to make a new 9-1-1 subreddit because the main subreddit is way too Buddie focused. Complaining about anything to do with Tommy being downvoted on the main subreddit. So far the new subreddit has 35 members (as opposed to the 34170 members on the main reddit). So far half the posts on the new subreddit are transplanted from the main subreddit or the BT subreddit. Literally cross-posted. Makes sense that they do not like the main subreddit though. There was recently a post saying ‘why does Tommy get so much hate for being a bigot when half the main cast are cheaters’ uhhh because he is RACIST? And SEXIST? Honestly maybe it is a good thing they have that space now. Keep them contained away from the rest of us.

Seventhly and finally: someone said ‘I hope Lou posts a black and white picture Oliver takes of him on set’. They want Oliver and Lou to be Oliver and Ryan so bad oh my god. Not beating the Tommy/Eddie conflation allegations. Really all they ever do is steal from us. They have started calling Buddies ‘BDs’ now like we call them BTs. They are claiming Oliver’s new happy social media presence is a sign that he is filming with Lou. Everything we have or we say gets twisted and made about that man.

Anyways. I think it will be very funny if Lou does not show up this week. Especially because the hangar seems to be related to a Ryan and Kenny scene: https://x.com/buckleysbf/status/1823000264183271494?s=46&t=i5gFcB_0q-6E5MZXiGtU_w

Hi love 🩵

I don't even know what to say. I'm just staring at my phone. They really can't tell actors apart from characters huh? And this is a lot. I did the see part of the fake article drama but didn't fully get it. They definitely just want Tommy to be Eddie. I can't believe they dropped the BoB thing, come on guys, you don't have to copy everything we do. I do expect them to continue to detach themselves from reality more if Lou doesn't show up soon, even with the whole "they're hiding him" fantasy they have going.

[amagnificentobsession]

Husband, you have never denied me anything.

You have never made me beg for anything.

When I needed someone to pick me up, take my pain, it was you that immediately did.

You’ve given me @angelo-rib-shack and there are no words to convey how deeply I love you for that.

If you told me today, I was free to leave, that you would not take my immortality away, I would not leave.

Unbelievably, I cannot imagine a life without you.

I find myself vacuuming and singing, and I realize I’ve had no coffee, no way of ingesting any oat milk or almond syrup. Have I? What’s happening to me?

Hurry home husband @the-metatron

[ra3theemo]

AHHHH HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANDY HURLEYYY‼️‼️‼️

[flowersandfun123]

-she was just watering flowers and such then suddenly...out of nowhere...gagging and choking?-

[pritchypitchperfect]

Posting this here since I didn’t get to dress up for Halloween yesterday :((

[feelingtheaster99]

Wait actually the Fix did just fall out of the window after going to a meeting in his boss’s office

[dangerouscommiesubversive]

Today for lunch I tried making @inneskeeper's Scientifically Proven Grilled Cheese, and holy shit is it good. This is, I think, the first time I've actually made a recipe I found on Tumblr, and if they're all going to go this well then I gotta do it more.

(My particular build: pre-sliced Sara Lee "brioche," Cabot Seriously Sharp cheddar cheese, honey, red pepper flakes, oregano, parsley, minced garlic since I don't think we have any fresh cloves at the moment, and a slice of thick-cut bacon leftover from last night's dinner. All ingredients portioned out using the ancient and venerated measurement known as "some.")

[kply-industries]