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Wait actually the Fix did just fall out of the window after going to a meeting in his boss’s office
#oh damn#the poetic symmetry of this moment#and he almost like became Elias for a second#I love the metaphor of this season so much#the world building#and the puns#it’s fucking incredible#dimension 20#d20#d20 mentopolis#mentopolis#mentopolis spoilers#mentopolis grappling with death#grappling with death#hank green#the fix#d20 the fix#mentopolis the fix#live reaction#elias hodge
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I cannot stress enough that they are currently facing an opponent with powers equal to a god and they are doing this. I love them
#gabimaru: what if i just swing you like a sword. will that work?#sagiri: ?? no???#AND THE PUNS#hell's paradise#hell's paradise spoilers#hell's paradise manga spoilers#jigokuraku#jigokuraku spoilers#jigokuraku manga spoilers#gabimaru#gabimaru the hollow#yamada asaemon sagiri#mettys posts
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I love her your honor.
#why am i so fucking predictable#i knew before i even started reading#but damnit she's so hot#and the PUNS#the himbo energy#gideon nav#gideon the ninth#tasmyn muir#the locked tomb#the locked tomb trilogy
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Show up at work like hi boss sorry I'm late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files
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im sure this has been done already but uh mimiku
#pokemon#mimikyu#hatsune miku#this is definitely so far from the various miku trends that have been going around recently but#i just thought of the pun and wanted to draw it lol#vocaloid
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#ra speaks#it’s a silly joke/pun dw#we stay silly :3#edit:#woahg. that’s a lot of notes. hi everybody o/#10k. stop clenching your jaw and drink some water.#15k. eat some fresh fruit this week! I’m having kiwis tonight :]#20k. quit sitting like a shrimp it’s bad for your neck! sit up straight and do a little stretch every now and then#25k. I’m up at 2 AM but I’ll get to see the sunrise today :] if you can’t see that I hope you admire the sunset later today#30k. do something fun you haven’t done in a while. I haven’t drawn in months - I think I’ll paint a cat tomorrow :3#40k. I just slept 9 hours straight for the first time in weeks :] remember to ask for help when you need it! no glory in senseless suffering
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Jesus christ, I wish to just one day be this pinnacle of wit, horniness, and sacrilege.
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Hot queer spaces tip: never trust any spot that has fewer than 2 fat and hairy people present!! You have no idea what other problems the space has if they can’t even meet the bear minimum
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Speaking of design in general, not necessarily graphic design, my wife sent me the most unhinged multi-level pun of a cosplay I've ever seen.
It's Memphis Pyramid Head
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My sword is even colder.
#yanqing#honkai star rail#hsr#my art#his scene lives in my head hes so cool no pun intended#im honestly surprised at the lack of fanart for this scene bc it goes so hard wtf
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny#I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh#@ staff do this cowards#spy has thoughts#my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track#functional website#spy's smash hits#Glock function#edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped'#I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this#but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up#I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one
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