#. ❪ sub default › ❛ i am good.

[gibbearish]

reddit refuses to stop recommending me the antinatalist sub and i just saw a post from there saying "women who breastfeed in public or on streams are just doing it for male attention" like dude that's literally just Regular Old Misogyny. this isn't an antinatalist thing you're just misogynistic is all

[notbecauseofvictories]

It's always like, a sandwich can't be that good, it's just a sandwich, then you're eating one like, holy fuck a sandwich

I mean, I am a devoted sandwich lover. I love sandwiches laden with vegetables; I love wraps with tofu; I love warm tuna melts and subs stuffed with broccoli and open-faced sandwiches heavy with tomatoes and ricotta. I've got sandwiches for summer (camembert, arugula and apple) and sandwiches for winter (chorizo patty melt with pickled jalapenos). Even just a regular old grilled cheese can be elevated with a green and garlick-y spread.

So really, at any given moment my default state is probably holy fuck, a sandwich, regardless of how long it's been since I last ate one.

[peanutbubba]

This one might make me a freak but "I'm cringe but I AM FREE" is like my slogan at this point so popping off I will be again.

I am half awake

Younger Law, 20-22, finally loosing his virginity after trying since he turned 17. He'd gotten close with plenty of people before, it's just that he'd either get cold feet and leave his partner confused and with a leaf in their bed or he his expectations weren't met so he pushed them away. Personally I don't label Law's sexuality, don't care much for labeling sexuality in my headcanons much, so he has tried attempted with both sexs but because I want to (I don't think I could type what I wanna so I'll let you figure out what I was gonna say) I'm thinking of a scenario where he looses his virginity to a dude, maybe just amab, I feel like virgin Law would be scared of a strap.

Guy's probably older by maybe 3 years, and it makes a difference, first person to get Law to calm down enough to not instantly ghost them once more than a shirt comes off, first person to make Law want to be heard by the neighbors, first person to fuck Law so sweet and good he almost considers offering them a place on his crew cause god all mighty the dick is that persuasive. Also, as a treat, they switch at some point or a few, still a lot of his partner talking Law through it and giving him special attention for doing so good at fucking them. I feel like Law is a default soft top/sub top, he can lay pipe when asked but bro just wanna be praised for doing a good job fr. Jesus christ if you've seen some of the other shit I say in people inboxes I love the aftercare scene like the most. Law is doing nothing after he cums!! Doesn't matter, carry him or push him off if you must but he is not participating in the movement of his body unless you're injured. Image you get done plowing Trafalgar D. Water Law and he pouts when you expect him to help clean up or he lies on you chest (BOOBY ENJOYER LAW TRUTHERS RISE) after plowing you and is pouting when you mention you guys need to get up.

This is not nearly as freaky as I had first thought it to be. Another day then I will bring you something that make Deadpool and Wolverine fans blush.

- ✨️💀✨️

Virgin Law being afraid of a strap is the funniest thing to me, like I can just imagine him making that face he usually does when he’s in complete shock, except now it’s also mixed with a touch of terrified because this colorful piece of silicone is threatening to destroy his hole. It also probably freaks him out that it isn’t real.

Anyways, as for my input, imagine marine hunter, or solo pirate reader actually being the one that helps him get over his fear. He already doesn’t have a good rep with either, but you’re able to smooth talk him enough to get him in a hotel room with you (bonus points if reader has an accent, or is just really fucking good with their words.), only to see how tense and awkward this man is.

You spend like a good 10-15 minutes just calming him down and setting up some boundaries with him, and he’s surprised as fuck because A.) you’re this super dangerous person but you’re actually super sweet?? And B.) you’re one of the first people to take the time to check in constantly with him.

Except at some point it pisses him off how nice you are, you’re balls deep in him and have already checked in with him 3 fucking times! If you don’t just make him scream your god damn name!

And now the fun part is that because you’re a marine hunter/solo pirate you’re usually just wandering from island to island with your own agenda, sometimes you just stop by wherever the fuck Law is now because you’re both in this unlabeled relationship with each other.

Sometimes you get him coins, medical books, more coins, just any gift you’d think he’d appreciate because you like seeing that stupid grin he gets when something he likes is in his hands.

As a thanks he always takes you to his captain quarter, the next morning you’re stumbling out completely dazed and fumbling with your ship as you mumble sweet flustered goodbyes, mean while he looks perfectly fine like you two didn’t spend the entire day exerting yourselves in his bed.

It’s always something new with him too, for a once virgin he can get down and freaky!

But one particular day you guys decided to switch roles, instead he’s on top now and good golly is this man so gentle. It can’t even be considered fucking anymore, this man is practically making genuine love to you.

Not that you’re mad about it, especially when you spew whispered praises about how he’s doing so good, or how he’s filling you up so well, and you can see his skin prickling with goosebumps in a good way.

Whimpering as he melts under your soft words, the soft sex somehow becoming even softer?! It’s great.

And when both of you are satisfied and done he’s laying his head on top of your chest and just resting, burying himself as far as he can between your tits. If you even try to protest this 6 foot almost 200 pound man just gets grumpy, plus all it gets him to do is close his arms around your waist and pull you even closer to him, burrowing himself even further in your chest like he’s trying to fuse with you.

It’s kind of cute, but also nasty because you’re both so sweaty, plus your legs are dripping with drying lube and cum and you terribly badly want to shower.

The only way you’re getting him off of you is if you physically pull him off and carry him to the bathtub. Yes you have to fill it with water, yes you have to wash him, and yes he is once more all up on your fucking boobs again.

It doesn’t matter if you’re on his lap or he’s on yours, either way you’re dealing with this until you have to clean your chest, or his face.

Best believe afterwards all he’s doing is putting some boxers on, you have to change the bedsheets and after that his cozying himself all up on you, he is the little spoon no objections.

On a side note, this idea get even 10x funnier if instead reader is already apart of a crew. He knows that you’re loyal to your captain and all but like… c’mon, he’s so much better!

It’s even WORSE if your captain is Luffy or Kidd, this man is not accepting it. What do they have that he can’t literally do 100x better 😒.

Join him instead… pretty please… with a cherry on top??

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I love this freak, please never stop talking about him with me 🙏.

Also as a Deadpool and Wolverine fan I take this as a challenge, hit me with the freakiest shot you got.

[lucawrites11]

Hey, I would love to hear your opinions on the lionesses squad for the upcoming matches and how you think sarina should play them

okay i wasn't going to say anything or revive this acc (i'm very tired while typing this so i hope it makes sense) but then i saw people talking about england's number nine problem which THEY DON'T HAVE so...

England's Midfield Problem

Okay, so first I want to establish what i am going to be referring to as Sarina's default line-up and the call up list that I will be referring to.

The left back is marked as N/A with Niamh Charles injured it could be Alex Greenwood, Jess Carter or someone else but it won't be relevant to the midfield I am going to be discussing.

And I have already covered my issue with the default goalkeeper choice (it should be Hampton) here. So now let's talk midfield (and the wings). This discussion will be done with the assumption England are playing their usual four at the back with Hampton in goal because that's how they should play. (Actually I have a really good line up with a three at the back but Sarina could never be that creative.)

Okay, first, my problem with the call up list. Ella Toone and Chloe Kelly shouldn't be there. No replacements they shouldn't be there. I will talk about Ella Toone but from now, Chloe Kelly won't be mentioned, she doesn't have the game time for a call up.

The players in consideration for my starting XI in the forward line and midfield are: Jess Park, Grace Clinton, Georgia Stanway, Alessia Russo, Lauren Hemp, Aggie Beaver-Jones, Jess Naz

My guaranteed starters are Lauren James and Keira Walsh.

And in consideration as substitutes are Fran Kirby and Beth Mead.

Ella Toone is not in consideration because she is everything wrong with the England midfield. She is a selfish player but uncreative with it unlike Lauren James. With England, she draws the team out of position, forces Russo to overload in the midfield in a way that ensures there is no nine in the box. She creates England's so called number nine problem.

The solution to all England's problems is speed in a controlled midfield dictated by Keira Walsh and with the creative brilliance of Lauren James. Alessia Russo (with a Beever-Jones between the 60th and 75th minute depending on Russo's game on the day) should lead the line and then the speed of either Jess Park or Grace Clinton (either can start and they should be subbed for the other at the 60th) should create a midfield that doesn't allow for Walsh to be marked out the game. It was clear the effectiveness of this when England played Ireland.

The speed should continue out to the wings with Lauren Hemp on the left and Jess Naz on the right.

My only problem with this is that it leaves Stanway out but she unfortunately despite being an amazing player doesn't play with the speed England needs right now to bypass deep blocks and man marking of Keira Walsh. It's about the team and not the individual players. In fact, I believe Stanway is best used as a sub for Walsh due to the fact she is also a defensive midfielder who plays a similar style. Anyway, it should look something like this:

also here's my creative line up sarina would never do

(ignore where Lauren James is sitting in the line up she's in a position called 'Do Whatever You Want Queen')

it's very fast, very attacking, ready for a low block and with an overload in the midfield that will break opposition attempts to man marks with three strong centre backs and a goalkeeper all with beautiful long balls to hold down a defense and start attacks. It allows creativity and all players to play in their natural position.

and the backline can honestly be any of the six i listed except maybe bronze. controversially, she doesn't fit in this one.

[hanjisungfanboy]

Idk if this is too much, but can you do what skz thinks about pegging and how willing they’d be to do it? Most to least?

Of course! I don't think it's too much at all! Thank you for being my first request. <3 This actually made me think a lot and I had to switch the order around a little bit, but my brain loved the challenge! I really hope you enjoy it and it's what you wanted. If not, I can write another one based on your feedback.

This is for fun and should not be taken seriously or how they act in real life. (Mood board not mine btw!) Mature content below, MDNI please! <3

Content and content warnings - Pegging (obvi-), anal, smut, gn!reader(I got a little carried away and wrote a little for each member, and maybe a lot for Han), lots of subby members (I live for sub skz), praise, anal virgin Binnie, hands being restrained/tied, dom I.N, and experimenting. (Please let me know if I missed anything and I will add it!)

Most to Least; Pegging

MOST

Han

Are you surprised? Cause I'm not- And maybe I'm biased. BUT I just have this feeling. So, I'd say he's very willing and it would even become a normal thing in the bedroom. He's super open to a lot of stuff, bro is just freaky like that.

His legs are spread eagerly, Jisung on his back as he stares at you lovingly, slowly slipping into subspace as he gets that dazed look in his eyes. He went into the bedroom reassuring you that he was gonna take charge tonight, even if it was your strap on in his hole. And while that did hold true for a while, it didn't last. For the first several minutes, he was on top, riding you like his life depended on it as he sucked hickeys onto your collarbones. He even restrained your hands from touching him, giving you a sweet yet lust filled smile. He was doing just fine keeping this up, even taunting you when your strap on hit a spot within him just right. His body shook and he whined, stopping momentarily which got a response out of you, "What happened, Ji? Too much?" He bit his lip at your teasing, your smirk setting his nerves on fire. "N-No, not at all! I'm just..pacing myself, that's it." He tries to go on further, bouncing up and down on the strap despite how much he struggled to keep upright. He wanted to prove to you he could finish one night being the dominant one but as time went on, he starts to slow down, body growing tired from how eagerly he was bouncing on top of you. You leaned towards his ear as he whimpered, "It's okay, you can let go tonight. Let me take care of you. I'll make it feel really good, Jisungie." Your words went straight to his dick. He locked eyes with you, finally giving in. "Yes- Please fuck me." You chuckled, flipping him over, which lead to where the two of you were now.

Changbin

Listen, I know those muscles don't lie but I feel like once he fully trusts his partner in a relationship, he lets go a little and wants to be pampered sometimes. He's never received anything anally, but he was always curious to how it felt. So, when he brought it up to you, you were shocked as he had always taken the dominant role in the bedroom. That was the default for you guys until now.

"Pegging? No, I've never pegged somebody before. Why do you ask, Binnie?" "No reason..But uh, when I fucked your ass for the first time, did it hurt?" "Well yeah, it hurt a little bit, that's kind of norma- Wait, are you saying you want me to peg you?" His cheeks went red, and he cleared his throat. He averted his eyes, pretending to look at something so very interesting on the floor. After a moment, he nodded. "Yeah..Yeah, I wanted to try it with you." "You could've just said so, Binnie." You chuckled at his rare timidness. He was usually very bold, but his shy attitude made you want to spoil him. "Is that a yes?" He mumbled, glancing into your eyes. "Absolutely, my dear Binnie."

I am so convinced that once you play with his ass, he falls apart. Shoving his head into the pillows and everything as you two are in doggy style. And it has to be doggy style cause dat ass- (I'll stop now)

Felix

I believe Felix is such a sweetheart and softie in the bedroom, leaning more towards being submissive. He loves to please you, wholly devoted to making sure you both enjoy any experience you two go through. This being said, when the topic of pegging came up, he was intrigued but not at all opposed to the idea. Usually, he always makes sure your pleasure comes first but good boys deserve to be spoiled so the first time you peg him, he'll be your pillow prince for the night. <3

His head is thrown back, blonde and luscious locks falling onto the bed below him. His hands were gripping onto your arms as you eased the strap into him. He's biting his lip, trying to conceal his noises. He didn't expect this to feel so good. "Come on, Lixie, let those sweet sounds out. Tonight is about you, Angel. My pretty and good Angel." He always melts at your praise, a sucker for your approval. His teeth release his bottom lip and he gives you the signal to start moving. As soon as you do, he's a moaning mess, moans growing higher in pitch as the night goes on. Long story short, that night was one of the best things he's ever experienced.

Minho

Okay, hear me out. I think he would be hesitant to the idea. It would take a few days to digest. After those few days, he thought, 'Why not? What could go wrong?' Hmm...What could go wrong? He could love it more than he thinks he should. Aaand, that's exactly what happened. He definitely likes it on the rough side after getting used to it.

Minho's hands grip onto the sheets for dear life as you railed into him from behind. He was trying to keep calm and pretend he didn't love this, but his hips betrayed him as he kept pushing back into you. He was scared he would get addicted to this feeling, but his thoughts started leaving him as he whined quietly. "Does it hurt, Min?" You were nervous about how he was holding up, considering how much he hesitated to do this. "M-More..." He mumbled, more to himself than you. "What'd you say?" You genuinely didn't catch what he said, and this only drove him to beg. "More! Please, Y/N-ie, give me more. Faster, please." He whined loudly, afraid to look back at you. He was scared you would be disgusted that he loved this. You smirked and leaned forward, causing the strap to go deeper as you grabbed his chin, forcing him to look at you. The tears in his eyes only fueled your desire to ruin him. "Alright, bunny. Let me devour you, tonight."

Seungmin

Hear me out(x2), I feel like he'd be super hesitant about it and wouldn't prefer it whenever you two have your intimate moments. BUT he decides he'll give it a try after he had a rough day and just wants to be taken care of for one day. It's a rare opportunity so of course you seize it! Long story short, he doesn't hate it, just doesn't prefer it unless he's feeling it. He prefers to take control more than give control so it's not often that he lets you peg him.

Seungmin was relaxing on your shared bed after a long day. He was stressed and just wanted to relax but you were horny. You plopped onto the bed right next to where he laid. He sighed; he could tell you wanted something. "Long day, Seung?" "Mhm..I know by how you're acting that you want to fuck but I'm not sure I have it in me tonight." You visibly pouted at this when he got an idea. "You know what? Grab that strap I know you've been holding onto. We can try what you've been wanting to try for a while." "Really?! Are you sure?" He laughed at your excitement. "Yeah, come on. Just go easy on me, today was a rough day." And with this, you scrambled for the strap-on and lube, eager to take care of him tonight.

Chris

Similar to Han, he's open to a lot of things and always tries everything once. He wouldn't be like, super excited to do it, but he wouldn't be dreading it either, y'know? He gives dom vibes, but I think he would be willing to be submissive. I heavily believe you would have to bring it up to him for him to try it, but he would be willing! I feel like it would be super soft and loving too! I feel like Chan would lean more towards the rough stuff, but he enjoys the romantic nights too.

Your hands were entwined with his while you fucked him, both of you locking eyes as you slowly thrusted into him. "How is it, Channie?" "Not as bad as I thought..But I definitely prefer fucking you." You both giggled as your bodies lovingly pressed against each other. Night like this were heavily cherished. It just proved how deeply you two trusted and loved each other. "Don't worry, I prefer you fucking me too. Though I do enjoy seeing how your body reacts to me." You whispered as you leaned closer. Your lips brushed against each other, and he chuckled softly before capturing your lips with his.

Jeongin

When you brought up pegging him, he thought you were joking at first. He laughed hysterically until he saw that you were serious. I am pretty convinced he would take much longer than Minho to digest and think about it. He loves being dominant in the bedroom, as he had never thought about being anything other than dominant. If he does end up letting you peg him, he wants to still be in charge.

Jeongin was on top, riding you as you sat upright. He had tied your hands behind your back with a ribbon, insisting that 'you can look but you can't touch', with a wink. He had one thigh on each side of you, trying not to put all of his weight on you as he bounced up and down on the strap. You absolutely loved the image of him riding you, but you wanted to touch him and mark his body up. "Innie..Please let me touch you." You whined, staring up into his eyes. He chuckled at your desperation. "You wanted to peg me, so right now you're going to enjoy the view. You'll get to touch later, I promise."

He didn't hate being pegged, but it's definitely not on his favorites list so maybe he'll entertain you once in a while.

Hyunjin

Spoiler alert, y'all tried it once and bro said never again. He didn't like the feeling and to be fair, pegging isn't for everyone. Even with all of the prep and lube, he just wasn't digging it.

He was on his back as you inserted the strap-on into him. His eyebrows furrowed the deeper you got. You noticed this and stopped, "Does it hurt, Jinnie?" "No..Just doesn't feel right." "Do you want to keep trying?" "Yeah, just a little bit longer." You nodded at this and slid the rest in, making sure to check in on him as you two continued. "How is it?" He made a face, trying to enjoy the feeling. "I don't really like it." "Do you want to stop?" "Yeah, if you don't mind." "Not at all." You assured him, kissing his forehead before pulling out completely. "Sorry, I just don't really like how it feels." He mumbled, feeling bad since you had wanted to try it. "Don't be sorry, babe. We tried it and I'm more than happy about that. I'm not gonna make you do something you don't like. Do you want to do something else or call it a night?" "Thanks, Y/N." He said, smiling softly. "Let's do something else, I'm still horny. As long as you're down." You chuckled. "When are you not horny?"

LEAST

I hope this was good! If you enjoyed, consider sending in a request, I don't bite. <3 (Unless you want me to- jk) Anyway, here's my request post if you want to see what I will or won't write. Bye!

[moyokeansimblr]

Update

Not feeling so hot and I'm not going to do anything impulsive at 8PM on a Friday evening but

here is a link to a sfs folder with ALL of my content that's currently only hosted on patreon.

I want to add individual sfs links to the tumblr posts but that's a lot and I'm now regretting never adding alt dl links this whole time... and sorry I don't think the downloads in the sfs folder are in order... it also might be some other things, like fixed meshes or stuff. tbh I just added everything I've made after April 3rd 2023 since that was the last time I uploaded anything to sfs.

I guess while I'm here... I was going to wait until after I finish up the last of my active requests (probably by Monday, I'm almost done) but I desperately need a break from CC. I sent a group message on the 17th to my $4 and $6 patrons encouraging them to cancel, but I know not everybody knows patreon even has dms so maybe you'll see this post and I'll reach out again in the coming days so nobody is wasting their money. I am so immensely burnt out and I need to not create for a while. This is completely my own fault, nobody made me work on CC for 8-10 hours 5 days a week for the last several months and I fully knew it wasn't sustainable ages ago but I kept doing it because it made me feel good, until it didn't. Quite honestly, even before I sent the group message the instant wave of relief I felt just having made the decision to take a break... that caught me off guard but just confirmed I need this. I do feel really awful about it because I feel like I'm letting people down but at the same time I don't want to hate creating which was already happening. That being said, I don't know how long the lull in CC is going to be, and if you're only following me strictly for CC I apologize. As said I am still finishing up one request I still had, I'm about 75% done with that as of this post. But that's gonna be it for a while.

There is a part of me that wants to stop using patreon completely and unpublish my creator page (which is what I'm not going to impulsively do tonight without properly thinking it through...since there are positives like how easy it is to download files and whatnot) but I'd again encourage not only those who joined the $4 and $6 tiers but also the $2 tier to cancel so that you aren't wasting your money. If I did do this I would definitely do the individual sfs links on everything first. I'd not just leave you guys unable to download my stuff.

So, what does that mean for this blog? I'll spare ye, impatient readers, who have already read a lot because I ramble⬇️

Well, as of posting this I still have THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY FOUR Strangetown posts in my queue. And I'm not tired of playing that.

I'm looking forward to having an opportunity to do all of the things I've been neglecting. I'm finally going to go through the subfolder within my downloads of everything I'm downloaded the last few months and decide if I wanna keep it in my game or not. And finish default replacing everything. And all my other various little projects I haven't been doing.

Also, I want to start playing Veronaville 😮I've already started downloading lots from kattaty to replace the in-game ones, and I found a cool replacement for the neighborhood map. I am leaning towards making a new sub-blog for this so that you don't have to try and follow Strangetown/LFT posts and Veronaville/ALT posts at the same time. I've only ever played the Veronaville sims for like one day as part of a super failed megahood years ago so I'd like to get to know them.

So basically, I guess I'm a gameplay blog for now? Until I want to create anything again anyways, but I don't know when that will be.

I don't know how to end this post... I'm sorry for the disappointment, but thank you so much for enjoying my stuff 💛💛

[ryuichirou]

Replies

More replies about recent stuff, plus some random twst stuff pluuuus a reply related to a Malleus sketch from our 🔑🔞twt <3 Thank you for your questions.

thestarlightfae asked:

...Do I want to know what Lilia has on his phone?

Somehow I doubt it… But he wouldn’t mind showing!

Anonymous asked:

Ryuichirou just to let you know your literally the reason why I download Tumblr and I'm so so glad I did so🙇🙇

Oh god Anon, I am very sorry for doing this to you LOL Thank you so much!!! <3 I am glad you’re enjoying it!

m1lk-n-cook1es asked:

Dragon Malleus has six limbs and is therefore an insect. Discuss

(idk if he has 4 limbs in the dragon body but oh well)

Does…that mean that a centaur would also be an insect? This is kind of troubling… 😟

I think this is something we could discuss for hours until Malleus appears and ends this discussion forever, looking offended af :(

Anonymous asked:

Ace and malleus won't be together because ace has no Rizz  and no skills. he would fumble malleus so hard he would end up with someone else twice over, who im not sure but definitely someone he has to see a lot

(related to a reply about Ace the donkey to Malleus’ dragon)

OUCH, Anon!! You’re roasting Ace more than Malleus would’ve roasted him while literally breathing fire 😭🔥

Give this boy a chance. That being said, we all know the chance is slim….

Anonymous asked:

about the mosquitoes bites ! If you put a burning hot metal spoon on it for a few seconds the heat will kill the itchiness ! Tested and approved every summers you should definitely do it 👍

My favourite part about posting that mosquito comic is people recommending remedies for the bites…!

Thank you, Anon. I’ll keep that in mind.

Anonymous asked:

Would the twst ppl ever go down of ppl of the opposite sex? Or is everyone just gay? Like Floyd on a female riddle or something

-english is not good with me

“Everyone is gay” is our default because we prefer gay ships, but we don’t really headcanon sexualities for characters. If we ever come up with a good story with Floyd and fem!Riddle, nothing would stop us from indulging in it 💪 There are some that are more difficult for me to see with the opposite sex than the others though.

Anonymous asked:

Do the doms give oral? Like will the dom suck the sub's dick at all or nah?

With you would oral sec be strictly a bottom's job?

It is a tendency in my art to only leave it for the bottoms because it is a personal preference. But I don’t think that all of our tops would be strictly against it on the same level.

I wrote some hcs quite a while ago, if you want a detailed answer about someone in particular! Although I think my bias is pretty obvious lol Sorry.

Anonymous asked:

Okay the post of Malleus laying an egg from a while ago on your locked twt has been driving me so up the walls I haven't even been able to find the words??? I was so gagged when I saw it????

Shota Malleus always feels like he's totally convinced he's mature enough to handle Lilia and anything else you throw at him (he isn't) and him dealing with something like that when he's definitely way too young and unprepared and being completely overwhelmed and scared by it is SO GOOD

I can imagine him calling out Lilia's name in such a broken way, half upset because he just went through something really painful and scary and he wants to be comforted by his caretaker, and half because he's so confused and he has no idea what he should do and he needs Lilia's guidance, when Lilia was the one who put him into that mess in the first place... I worry that Lilia is going to take one look at him and their egg and be like "guess it's scrambled eggs for breakfast!" to cover his own mistake before anyone finds out 😭

(And also...... I just think it's a little hot... Malleus pushing out an egg that's too big for his body all alone in his room with nobody to help him regulate his breathing and pushing?? He just has to figure it all out on his own because he can't/won't call for help??? Squeezing that egg out a little at a time and slowly stretching himself open, before it falls back inside him and he has to start all over again, basically fucking himself on it until he finally gets it out... 🥵)

I am SO GLAD YOU LIKED IT, ANON!! <3 I want to say that it was a very self-indulgent sketch, but then again, everything that we post is lol

Poor Malleus absolutely wasn’t ready for anything like that to happen and he definitely wasn’t told that this was something that could happen to a dragon fae… And Lilia was probably surprised too, looking at him like shoot that wasn’t supposed to happen yet, wtf, “dragon eggs are rare” my ass lol Lilia really fucked up his cycles…

I guess they really are going to have scrambled eggs for breakfast…! God we had so many conversations about Lilia and dragon eggs, I really should finish that one comic from ages ago.

(I’m also glad you find this hot as well~ If definitely would’ve been much easier for him if Lilia was around when that was happening, poor thing probably thought he was dying or something. He often feels alone, but when that happened, he felt especially alone and helpless. It’s honestly a miracle he wasn’t mad at Lilia afterwards, but I guess it’s because he was way too shocked for that)

[chongoblog]

is it a good idea to get into jojo

Honestly, I can't think of any piece of media that's necessarily "bad" to get into unless it's, like, actively harmful, or if it's media that's just awful from top to bottom (which even then is a very high threshold to pass imo). So my default answer to that question with anything is gonna be "yeah sure".

That said, a couple notes for you to keep in mind if you so desire if you do want to get into Jojo (and apologies if this is A Lot, I am just Rambly™)

-There will be people who tell you to start at Part 3. These people are cowards. They recommend this because the overall structure of combat changes drastically at Part 3 to the whole "Stand" thing while Parts 1 and 2 is a lot more freeform, but 1 and 2 are really good if you want to get a feel for the tone. So if you finish Part 1 and 2 and you can vibe with the overall tone, then you'll like the rest, because after that, the fights get REALLY good (shoutouts to D'Arby)

-The show is very ridiculous, over-the-top, and campy. The sooner you decide to lean into it, the better.

-There are a couple kinda hashtag Yikes things in Part 2 and 3 (you'll know em when you see em, especially for P2). It's not enough that it's outright awful, but it's more of a "Part 3 was written in 1989" kinda thing.

-If you like rock music, you'll appreciate the show a heck of a lot more (I mean, the main antagonist is literally named "DIO" with prominent side characters "R.E.O. Speedwagon" and a family named after Led Zeppelin)

-Try to watch it subbed if you can. Nothing against the dub's voice cast since they do great, (especially from Part 3 onward, although Joseph Joestar in Part 2 LITERALLY just being Numbah 1 is very funny to listen to), but as I mentioned in the last bullet point, there's a lot of references to licensed music, and to circumvent that, the dubs (and most subtitles), have to resort to localized names. This can lead to a lot of funny hijinks (for example: hearing "STICKYYYYY FINGERS!!!!!" and seeing the subtitle "ZIPPER MAN!"). Also, the Japanese voice cast is iconic, especially for Jotaro and DIO. Also also "O H T H A T S A B A S E B A L L", "Go ahead! Mistah Joesturr", half of Joseph's dialogue, and many many more.

-Part 4 is the best part

-Don't skip the openings. Especially when you get near the end of each part. There are fun little surprises :)

[sleepyfan-blog]

Floating

Author’s Note: this is the next fic in Cedric’s Adventures in the Astartes Husbandry AU! This was inspired by a chat I had with @kit-williams First. Previous. Next. 

Tagged: @egrets-not-regrets @kit-williams @bleedingichorhearts @i-am-a-dragon34 @gallifreyianrosearkytiorsusan

Warnings: consensual blood drinking, sub-drop, aftercare, please ask me to tag something if it bothers you/I missed something

Summary: Cedric heads to one of the training rooms to spar and encounters four very handsome Khornate Blood Angels.

Cedric made his way over to one of the training rooms. He was going to be working in the Astartes-run clinic again soon and had just been reminded about all of the rules he was supposed to follow. They emphasized verbalizing concerns that he had about a condition or an active issue that a chaos space marine had, rather than immediately escalating to physical force. Chaos marines who went to the clinic were already the sort to be more likely to cooperate with an Apothecary's orders or suggestions, as they were seeking out treatment of their own free will.

Cedric had also been interacting with a couple of Chaos Astartes and Renegade from time to time, during the time that he had been grounded from leaving the base. Primarily Apothecary Hura for Chaos Astartes, but occasionally others who were visiting the base as well. Cedric suspected that this had been done on purpose, so that he was less likely to be on the defensive when interacting with them. As for renegades… did Apothecary Zariel count? Claude was insistent that he was Teal, but the other was very good at pretending to be an Ultramarine Apothecary. 

He entered the sparring room, knowing that there were a handful of other Astartes in there already, but the room wasn't marked as do not disturb, and Cedric really wanted a spar. He nodded and waved in the direction where the other four Astartes were talking and stretching before moving to an open mat and getting limbered up.

The Apothecary hadn't registered their armor colors and heraldry until one of them stalked over to him with the lethal, languidly grace of an experienced Blood Angel. “Well, hello there, handsome~! Aren't you a treat?” 

Cedric looked up at the Blood Angel, mildly surprised at first, given that the other was probably a firstborn Astartes when he spotted the fell rune with a skull superimposed on top of it. The Khornate Blood Angel had Several scars across his face and neck, and his blood red hair was tied up in a sensible bun. He had wickedly long claws on his hands and -

Oh no. Cedric’s been staring too long without responding, hasn't he? The Black Templar took in a deep breath and managed out a “Hello sir.”

Another of the Khornate Blood Angels had come over, draping himself across Cedric's back, his blue-black eyes glittering with playful mischief. His breath was warm against Cedric's neck as he purred “Any particular reason you came into this room? You're pretty big, for a son of Dorn. And he called you sir, Samos! That's adorable.”

Cedric registered the other's warmth against his back and felt his ears go red. He ducked his head a little, having difficulties maintaining eye contact with any of them. “Should … Should I call you something else? I default to calling Astartes I don't know sir.”

“Aww, sir is fine. My name is Arkhos if you’d like to use it. You're out of your armor in a sparring room… What plans did you have coming in here with us, gorgeous?” Arkhos rumbled, grinning. He had deep brown eyes. His hair was very curly and some of it was in braids.

“... I was brought to Ancient Terra without my armor or weapons. I wanted to spar…? If you'd rather I leave, I will…” Cedric asked, feeling distinctly surrounded and very much unsure how to proceed. He didn't think that they were trying to threaten him… In fact, the way that they were crowding him reminded him of when Jophiel and his fellow Primaris Blood Angels would circle someone when they were Hungry. 

“We'd be delighted to spar with you, if you like. Though we have a different sort of physical activity in mind, if you're amenable, gorgeous.” Samos purred, one of his hands coming up to cup Cedric's cheeks.

His touch was light and warm. Cedric blinked as he found himself leaning into the other's touch. He and his fellow Primaris Marines were fairly tactile with each other, but Ramiel had been taken on some kind of Chaplain retreat-training thing by Chaplain Feldarim and wouldn't be back for weeks, Jophiel was being trained by older Blood Angel Librarians and was too busy to do more than say hello in the early mornings or late in the evening before passing out on his cot. Catius was on a training mission with a bunch of firstborn Ultramarine Scouts, and Claude had been scruffed by a terran firstborn Night Lord and hauled off for Proper Socialization and training to deal with the voices. 

He was glad that his brothers were getting the support they needed, but their absence had caused him to feel lonely. Pyrus and his brothers had wandered off with the Forgemaster they were led by. Brother Roland and his bonded wife were visiting her family in a different area of the nation-state than they usually resided in.  Cedric hadn't realized that he was feeling touch-starved until this Khornate Blood Angel decided to touch him. “What do you mean?” Cedric asked curiously. Did they want to go for a run? The nearby forest had been lovely, the handful of times he'd been in it.

Samos blinked a couple of times, before grinning again, a hint of fangs “Ah, that's fair. Sons of Dorn tend to prefer direct communication. We are Hungry, but not for rations. Are you willing to feed us?”

“I'd be honored to. Where do you prefer to feed from?” Cedric asked. Some Blood Angels had preferences, others did not. “Do you prefer to feed standing or sitting?” Considering the fact that there were four of them, he should probably be sitting at least… And maybe a vox message to a fellow Apothecary, in case these Blood Angels weren't able to control their Thirst and tried to take more than he was willing to take.

Samos grinned, grabbing one of Cedric's hands and pressing a series of kisses to his fingertips before carefully turning his hand over and pressing a kiss to the pulse point on his wrist. His lips brushed over Cedric's skin as he spoke “I enjoy drinking from the wrist, among other places, gorgeous.” With that, he kissed Cedric’s pulsepoint at the wrist before sinking his fangs into his skin.

Cedric grunted a little, having braced for the expected pain, having subtly shifted his stance so that if one of the Blood Angels got a little too eager in feeding him, he would fall backwards, which would hurt less than going splat on his face from blood loss. 

Samos drank from his wrist for several moments before withdrawing, licking the wounds he made on his wrist. “You are a delicious treat, gorgeous~!” The other's crimson eyes were hypnotizing.

Cedric felt his ears burn and he ducked his head as he realized that he'd been captivated by the Khornate Blood Angel's eyes for far too long. He manages out a mostly not-squeaky “Thank you.” 

“No, thank you. Feel up to feeding my brothers, handsome?” Samos purred, still holding one of Cedric's hands, his fingers sliding up his arm and tilted his chin so he can't help but to look at him directly. “No need to hide those pretty blue eyes from us.”

Arkhos rumbled “You have some… Interesting scars over your neck and wrist pulse points. Have you been stationed with Blood Angels before? They look familiar. This looks like an over-eager Scout scar.” He lightly tapped a scar that Alethiel had given him before either of them had earned names. 

He had no desire to explain how Primaris training had worked under the supervision of the Mechanicus, so he went with “For a time I was with a couple of squads of aspirant-aged Blood Angels. Our trainers used sanguine rations to try and get them to behave better and would take them away if they were deemed to be too unruly… But denying Blood Angels their liquid rations is a very, very bad idea, so I offered to feed them as much as I could spare. As an Apothecary, some of my training is less physically taxing… Though there was the occasional … Mishap.”

"... While I would like to have a word with whoever those fool trainers were who thought that with holding multiple Blood Angel Scouts' liquid rations in order to punish them was a good idea, the fact that you circumvented the trainers and fed who you could was a very generous and bold thing of you, Cedric. If a little dangerous, as the young ones don't always know when to pull back." One of the two Khornate Blood Angels whose names he did not know and hadn't spoken until now rumbled. 

Cedric shrugged his shoulders a little "I wasn't about to let my fellow marines be potentially driven to madness and being culled because their trainers weren't Blood Angels." The Iron Hands had very... Specific ideas on how training should go and applied it to every primaris marine from each of the geneseed lines they were put in charge of. The beliefs that the flesh was weak, and that overcoming one's fleshy weaknesses was a mark of strength meant that they targeted those who had... Unusual bodily urges disproportionately. It was part of his duties as an apothecary to tend to his fellow marines. If that meant flaunting the orders of a superior officer who wasn't taking into consideration the needs and limitations of the marines under Cedric's care... Well, that was something that the young Black Templar had swiftly learned how to handle. Not that he had advertised such a thing, nor verbalized it allowed knowing that he and those whom he had fed in such a way would be terribly punished.

"... Culling?" The final Khornate Blood Angel rumbled, grabbing his wrist that Arkhos wasn't holding, running his fingers up and down Cedric's forearm.

Cedric wasn't entirely able to stop the shiver of... Something that ran down his spine at the other's touch, fighting off the desire to lean further into their touches. They were hungry and he was feeding them. This was not time to ask for physical touch. His possible touch-starvation need not be tended to, when they were Thirsty and in need of sustenance. "Killing aspirants or Scouts who were deemed to be failures, predisposed to falling to Chaos or were too willful by the measurement of the Mechanicus."

"Why would the machine-worshippers be involved in the training of Blood Angel - or Imperial Fist as you're a son of Dorn - aspirants... Like ever?" Samos asked, a small frown creasing the brow of his handsome face as he pressed a kiss to the palm of Cedric's hand.

He could feel his ears burning and it took Cedric several seconds to formulate a response "Some of the... The geneseed tithe that all chapters of the Adeptus Astartes are required to send back to Mars are being used to create Astartes in the gene labs of the Mechanicus. I am the result of those experiments, among others." 

"... Bastards. Of course they aren't just testing and storing the geneseed. I'm Leviath, by the way. Thank you for the meal, handsome." Leviath, who was holding Cedric's other hand growled before sinking his fangs into his wrist.

Cedric grunted a little as the sting of pain and pleasure washed through him, and he gritted his teeth a little, willing away any... Embarrassing reactions, though he couldn't help the gasp that left him as Arkhos bit into his neck, fangs sliding in.

Samos rubbed the back of his palm, a small grin on his face as he murmured "Easy, handsome. No need to hide your reactions from us. You're allowed to react how you please, gorgeous."

Warmth flooded Cedric's cheeks as the fourth Blood Angel knelt down and rolled up one leg of the exercise shorts that he had been wearing, nuzzling his thigh for a moment and purring "I'm Belial, and I thank you for the meal." Before kissing his inner thigh and sinking his fangs into Cedric.

If he wasn't being held up by Arkhos and Belial, whose hands gripped his knees as the other drank, Cedric would have buckled to the floor as he moaned, feeling the treacherous flush of his ears and face spread down his neck and chest.

He was starting to feel lightheaded and the mix of pain and pleasure from the four of them feeding on him was a heady high that the young apothecary was quickly becoming overwhelmed with. His knees shook and wouldn've buckled if he weren't being held up.

Samos was the first to stop feeding and whistled, sharp and piercing. "That's enough."

"Aww, but he's so tasty..." Belial purred, a hint of fangs against Cedric's thigh as he lapped up the blood oozing from the wounds he'd inflicted. "And he hasn't asked us to stop. You're still holding strong for us, aren't you?"

"I... Uhm... Uh..." Cedric managed out, unable to form anything coherent. He was feeling floaty and it was nice not to think or worry... To be of service to these strikingly handsome Cousins "Uhh?" His knees wobbled dangerously when Belial let go briefly.

"Woah, there, handsome. Let's get you sitting down, nice and easy." Samos ordered, voice firm as Leviath and Arkhos stopped feeding on him, clearly reluctantly. 

"You are quite the treat. Was one of the things those machine-humping corpse-worshippers do was to make you extra-tasty? I'm definitely jealous of the younger Brothers who fed on you often enough to leave scars." Arkhos murmured, his voice lilting in the way that Jophiel got when he was teasing and playful. 

"I dunno sir... Maybe?" Cedric managed to say. Part of him wanted to just slur out the words, but that would mean that they would Stop and probably Leave and he didn't want to be all alone. He'd let them do anything, so long as he wasn't left all by himself. 

"... Did we take too much blood from him? Why is he-" Arkhos asked, sounding worried.

A low, anxious sound left Cedric. "I'm fine, really, sir! You don't need to worry about me. I'm fine. I'm fine!" He'd been ordered to Sit, so he couldn't stand to show he was fine without disobeying orders and - what should he do? Another low whine left him. 

"I've seen this occasionally, in Imperial Fists and other Sons of Dorn. He's -" Samos murmured, before switching to a language that the young Apothecary couldn't understand. 

Cedric watched his hand-movements with intense focus, and couldn't help but flinch when the firstborn marine gestured sharply in his direction.

He flinched again when Belial suddenly reached out to grab at him before freezing. "Why did you flinch, handsome?" He asked, voice warm and gentle but that was clearly a trap.

Oh no. He was going to be punished again. He's messed up. He shouldn't have flinched. He shouldn't have flinched. But it wasn't as if Cedric had done it on purpose, and he was learning that not all Firstborn marines could be trusted to be kind with their touches when it suited them. "S-Sorry sir. It won't happen again. I... I didn't mean to." Tears were blurring his vision and his breathing was hitching. He could feel his whole body shaking violently. Shit. He hadn't answered one of Sir's questions. "Firstborn marines can be... But not here. Not on Holy Terra." He was having difficulties speaking. He was supposed to be keeping secrets, and part of them was clinging to them fiercely. Even if a sir was asking him questions. Those questions conflicted with the Secrets he kept tight to his heart and mind. 

"Alright, no sudden movements. Do you want a couple of us to leave? Should we get someone who feels safer?" Samos asked, suddenly kneeling down in front of him. The Blood Angel was very handsome and close, but not Scary Close. 

"Please don't leave me alone, sir. I... I'm good. I'll be good... Just please tell me how, if I'm not being good..." Cedric pleaded, eyes wide and still full of treacherous tears.

"No, we wouldn't leave you all alone like this. That would be a cruelty beyond what any of us are willing to inflict. May I come closer, handsome? You're allowed to say no." Samos cooed. His worried frown looked so much like Jophi's whenever he said that Cedric had pushed himself too hard for too long. "Is there someone on base that Belial, Leviath or Arkhos could get, who would make you feel safer while you're like this?"

Cedric hesitated for a couple of moments before shaking his head "No sir. My... The others are all off-base. Training. Learning. They need to be off-base but I miss them so much... Please come closer, sir." Cedric responded, reaching out to Samos. by the Emperor he needed a hug right now. So, so badly. The idea of Captain Ash'val seeing him like this made the fluttery-bad feeling in his chest come back. Mostly because he was pretty sure the captain would blame the Blood Angels for him being Like This when he should have known better. Also, if either Big Brothers Roland or Arnault saw him like this there would be Chaos Blood Angel body parts everywhere and that would be a really big mess. Apothecary Zariel was Teal and Couldn't Be Trusted... and Apothecary Hura wasn't in this base. Pyrus is a lovely friend, but also Not In The Base and it would be... It wouldn't be right asking him to help Cedric when he was like this. the Salander didn't know. Most of them Didn't Know about this. His five brothers did, but that was because they'd snuggled him through this... Strange floatiness until it went away. Not that he usually felt this awful during the floatiness. 

Samos closed the distance between the two of them slowly, pulling Cedric into a hug, tucking the younger but larger Marine to his chest, making sure that he could hear the steady double-beat of his hearts. His grip was loose but comfortable. Light enough that Cedric knew that he could escape if he wanted to, but warm and tight enough to help make the Bad Feelings go away. Cedric closed his eyes as he counted the beating of the other's hearts, focusing on that.. And the feeling of a hand gently petting his head, fingers running through his short silvery hair. He knew that he was purring, but it felt nice, to be held and petted.

Arkhos asked, voice gentle "Do you have a room on base?"

"Yessir." Cedric responded promptly, still feeling floaty, but his chest didn't feel tight and fluttery anymore. 

"Would it help if one of us grabbed something from your room that brings you comfort? Or would you rather us stay out of that?" Arkhos continued.

Cedric pondered the question seriously for a little while before saying "Please get my weighted blanket." He tells the other which room is his and fumbles about in his pocket for the key, offering it to the Khornate Blood Angel. 

"Alright, I'll be back with it soon. You're doing very well, handsome." Arkhos praised, prompting a happy smile to appear on the Apothecary's face. 

~

Cedric didn't really notice time passing, as he cuddled into Samos, someone else still petting his hair, when Arkhos returned. He could tell by the sound of the other's hearts-beats and his footsteps as he entered the room. "I found the blanket, handsome. Someone made this with a great deal of care."

"M-hmm. S'a gift from Bruder Arnault's bonded. S'very comfy." Cedric answered, chirruping happily as his blanket was draped around him.

"... Would you want one of us to go get Brother Arnault, to help you?" Belial asked curiously. 

Cedric thought about it for maybe a second or two before shaking his head "No... I don' want him to kill you for... Me being floaty like this. He's... Very protective. And gonna be an Emperor's Champion after being sent back to... To the future. S' an honor to meet him."

"Empero... Ah. That explains the... Color scheme of your blanket and the big cross. You're a... Black Templar." There was an odd note in Leviath's voice as he said that.

Cedric cringed in Samos' arms, pulling the blanket over his head to hide. "Sorry..." He mumbled quietly.

"No, no... You haven't done anything wrong, handsome. I'm just a little surprised is all. Most of your brothers are very... Shouty and stabby, and you've been so lovely for us." Belial explained, a note of urgency but also reassurance in his voice as he spoke. 

Cedric grins from the safety of his blanket, still curled into Samos as he answered "That's true. And I can be stabby when I want to be..." Being wrapped up in the blanket while being held was starting to make Cedric sleepy. He knew that he should probably eat or drink something before he went to sleep, given that he fed four Blood Angels... But he felt so warm and safe... He yawned and closed his eyes, allowing his body to fully relax into the safe and secure hold of the Older Brother who was hugging him, sleep gently carrying him away.

[speckles-the-pupper]

Hack for therians whom wear glasses!

Hello everyone! Today I would like to share with you all a hack for therians whom wear glasses. While I say therian, what I mean is those who wear therian-style masks. You don't specifically have to be a therian, of course. This is mask-specific advice.

So I am an experienced fursuit maker who's made seventeen fursuits thus far. As a newcomer to the alter human community, I personally find that the mask making sub community could benefit from incorporating more techniques and advice from neighboring communities. As someone who wears glasses, being able to wear glasses comfortably under a mask is something of a priority for me. While my mask is not finished yet, I have been able to make it far more comfortable while wearing glasses underneath!

This is what I've done, which I will explain now. As you can see, I've lined the interior with upholstery foam. I didn't just line it, however. The way in which the foam is arranged is purposeful to the way it sits on your face.

As you can see in my drawing, by default the mask squishes the glasses against your face, causing pain on the bridge of the nose. Making the mask more loose does not help, as then it doesn't properly stay on your face.

So what I've done is two things. One, I've glued on a thin layer of foam everywhere that the skin touches. This makes it much more comfortable and soft, especially for hard plastic masks such as mine.

Now this is the important part. You want to put a thicker layer of foam on the forehead, and less foam around your nose. What this does is allows your face to hold up your mask, while your glasses don't touch the mask as much, and therefore don't get squeezed against your face! This creates an air pocket of sorts. Perfect for those of us who need our glasses 24/7.

For mine I do plan on smoothing it out more and lining it with a cool fabric, but hopefully my mask thus far helps illustrate the main point. The upholstery foam I've gotten is from a local small business fabric store, but I've also seen it sold at Walmart, Micheal's, and Joanne. Sometimes it's sold as a replacement seat cushion of sorts, but that's just as good and useable! Just make sure it's soft enough to your liking, but still firm enough to hold shape, and you're good to go! Happy crafting everyone ! ૮ o ᴥ o ა ☆

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han making reader cum only with anal play... with this (plug photo warning!!!!) (this model but more thin and long yk) + overstimu TT

i was trying to sleep now here i am sharing my thoughts w u 😭

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“j-ji. please. i can't – ah!!” you sob. your back arches off the bed as you shake and tingle. tears spill from the corner of your eyes. it's hard to breathe but you feel so so good. 

jisung simply hums. his hand gliding up your stomach slowly. your skin hot to the touch and burning the palm of his hand whilst getting it coated in sweat. your breath hitches in your throat as he rolls your sensitive and swollen nipples between his fingers.

“you can.” he purrs. you shake your head side to side violently as you sob. you give him a hazy look. your face covered in tears, sweat and drool whilst your eyes are droopy and hazy. you're long gone; long entered your sub-space. 

“no?”  he questions, his eyebrow raising. his hair is still neatly in place despite the sweat that drips from his forehead. a white shirt with a waistcoat on his body, the sleeves rolled to the elbow whilst dress pants sit on his lower half. his cock straining against the material painfully.

the want and need to strip himself of his clothing and fuck you is so strong, it makes him feel feral but he's enjoying the view right now.

he halts his movements. a silver dildo that is filled with bumps is currently penetrating your ass. jisung has been teasing and playing with your for hours on end. endlessly driving the dildo in and out off your sopping hole making the lewdest of sounds. he's driven you to your nth orgasm of the night. 

“n-no! please continue.” you beg, reaching down and grabbing his wrist as an attempt to force him to move the dildo again.

“but you were complaining a second ago. why should i continue, mhm?” he smirks a little. you whimper and shake, your hole clenching around the toy. you dig your nails into the skin of his wrist as you look at him with a hazy smile and tear filled eyes.

“because it feels so good, sir.”

“say please.” jisung leans over you and licks his lips. your eyes track his movement as he leans down. his face close to yours. you can smell his perfume that's mixed in with his natural scent of sweat. his breath fans against your lips.

“please.” you whisper. with a satisfied hum, he resumes the thrusting of the toy. your back arches once again as the pleasure from earlier is quick to resume alongside the all too familiar heat in the pit of your stomach.

“good. you're doing so good for me.” jisung purrs. you whine before wrapping one arm weakly around his neck and pulling him down with as much force as possible so his lips touch yours. his eyes widen at the sudden movement but is soon quick to kiss back, dominating it in the process.

it's sloppy. everything is sloppy. the kiss. your hole; but it's good! 

“so greedy.” jisung mumbles. he pushes the toy in further. he moves it fast and then slow and then fast again, alternating between the two speeds. your body shakes and shivers. hands gripping onto the sheets and jisung as if your life depends on it. your hole clenches around the toy desperately as it caresses your insides perfectly.

“o-only for you.” to manage to choke out in-between your onslaught of moans and whines.

the heat rises. it builds and builds in the pit of your stomach. it knocks the air out off your lungs and with jisung kissing you as well as teasing your nipples and sucking on your neck, your nth orgasm is fast approaching.

jisung notices by the way your face is scrunched up and the way you're holding your breath. your knuckles turn white as you cling. you're unable to kiss him back as all your attention has turned to the dildo and the sensitivity of your body. you're hyper aware of everything and you're body and it scares you to some extent but having jisung beside you is a comfort because you're safe.

“be a good pup and cum for me and maybe i’ll reward you with what you want the most.” 

you whimper as you cling onto him desperately. he watches you, staring you down and making eye contact. you're forced to look at him. his gaze is overpowering and you dare disobey him. he looks menacing, mischievous and dominating. it sends shivers up and down your spine. tingles in your toes and fingers. with each pull and push of the dildo, his bicep noticeable flexes under his sleeves.

“j-ji.. can't. cum, need to. want to.” 

“do it. you have my permission.” you bite down on your bottom lip harshly. your body twitches and muscles convulse as your orgasm hits hard. you pant heavily, jisung keeping the dildo moving in your pulsating and sloppy hole. 

“i can want you cum over and over again. such a beautiful sight to see.” he pulls the toy out off you slowly with a wet pop! he positions himself between your legs, fingers hastily unzipping and fishing his cock out off his trousers.

"however, im at my limit. bear with me a while longer pup."

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Aspec Adrien

I was asked to elaborate on why I view (and always write) Adrien as some flavor of aspec (asexual spectrum) and I am happy to do so! It's part of what drew me to the character in the first place as I am also aspec. This does mean that my read is going to be biased as we tend to treat ourselves as the default, meaning that we're inclined to see similarities that may not be intentional. In fact, I don't think Adrien was intended to be aspec, a topic I'll touch on more at the end. First, let's talk about why I read him as aspec.

There are certain elements that feel more like "vibes" than hard evidence. Things like the fact that Adrien developed his crush after getting to know Ladybug instead of just immediately liking her because she's cute. That's not a uniquely aspec experience. It happens to those who identify as allosexuals too. In fact, I read Marinette as allosexual even though her crush on Adrien also only came about after getting to know him a bit.

The thing that really makes me feel like Adrien is out of character when he's is written as non-aspec is the way the love square's secondary romantic relationships have been handled as well as the writing around their main crushes.

Marinette has several crushes over the course of the show: Luka, Catwalker, Adrien, and Chat Noir. Yes, three of those are the same guy, but she doesn't know that, so we're treating them as separate characters. The Luka and Catwalker crushes are the main ones I want to talk about.

When Marinette meets Luka, we get this:

Anarka: ...could you go and tell Luka that we're waiting for him to start rehearsals? Marinette: Of course. Uh, but who's Luka? And where is he? Anarka: Luka's my son, you'll find him in his cabin. Scene: Below deck in Luka's cabin Marinette: (sees Luka) Uh! (Luka looks up at her) Hey, my name's Ma-ma uh Mamamarinette! Your mom sent me down here. The groove...uh... the group's waiting for you.

In this scene, Marinette starts stuttering and blushing before Luka even says a word. And when Marinette is joined by Catwalker in season four? She's so distracted by this cute new boy that she can't fight properly. Which was a weird choice, but it's what happened so let's run with it.

These are foreign concepts to me. I have never been nervous around a cute boy because - for me - cute is an ascetic thing, not an element of attraction. Before I learned about the ace spectrum, I legitimately thought this sort of thing was something made up by Hollywood as a lazy shortcut for writing romances. This is why I say Marinette reads as allosexual and why Adrien feels distinctly aspec because the writing around him and Kagami could not be more different.

Their first interaction is a fencing match, leading to an akumatization, leading to this:

Adrien: I personally think the point was yours. Kagami: That's not what your friend saw. Adrien: Marinette can get flustered easily. She's kind and means well. She'd never cheat. Today was her first-ever experience with fencing. Kagami:(she looks surprised for a moment, then smiles.) You like her a lot, huh? Adrien: Marinette? Yeah, of course! She's a very good friend, and you'll really like her too, once you get to know her.

There's no blushing or flirting or any of the things that characterize Adrien's behavior when he's in love. This trend continues through all of the Adrigami sub plot. It never feels like he's actually into her even when they're dating. His heart remains fixed on Ladybug who still receives lots of flirting and pet names even though he's off the market. It really reads like he's only dating Kagami out of a want to be loved and not because he actually feels anything for her.

To be clear, he was in the wrong there. He should never have agreed to date Kagami if he wasn't willing to fully commit to their relationship, but I also can't ignore what this implies about his sexuality given that Marinette is such a stark contrast. While I think the writer's actual intent was more, "oh, Adrien was only ever destined for Marinette" or some other BS, the fact that the same cannot be said for Marinette means that this comes across as a difference in sexuality. Marinette can easily crush on people based on pure physical attraction while Adrien either doesn't experience physical attraction or he only experiences it under heavily limited circumstances, two options that are highly characteristic of aspec people.

If Marinette and Adrien were only able to crush on each other, then I wouldn't read into this so much. It would just be your standard romance plot as a lot of romance-focused media avoids complications like love triangles once an endgame couple has been chosen. But that's not what the show gives us. Marinette crushes on many people practically at the drop of a hat while Adrien has a much harder time falling in love. But once he is in love? He's all in! Ride or die!

This was probably done to subvert the gendered stereotype that boys are the thirsty ones and girls are the ones whose hearts remain "true." A stereotype that's bullshit! It was another reason it took me so long to understand the sexuality spectrum. Before I understood the various ways a person could experience attraction, I thought it was just a male vs female thing where guys experienced a thing that girls like me just didn't (my christian upbringing did not help to dispel these notions). Because I've done so much work to get rid of these harmful stereotypes in my own worldview, the stereotype idea didn't even occur to me until late in the game. And even if that was the intent? It doesn't change the fact that sexualities are a thing and Adrien reads super aspec.

I'll end with a brief note as to why I don't think the writers intended to make Adrien read as ace. It's mostly due to the fact that they've claimed Twitter credit for Max being ace and Alix being aro. This means that the writing team is at least aware of the sexuality and romance spectrums, but instead of claiming that Adrien is intended to read aspec - credit I would give them as I don't think rep needs to be explicit to count - they claim rep through two background characters who you could slap almost any label on without contradicting canon because canon never even touches on how these two feel about sex and romance. A lack of expressed interest is not the same as a straight up statement of disinterest. Based on what is in the show, you could write Max and Alix as fully allo and still have them be show loyal. And, to be clear, you're allowed to write these characters with any sexuality you want even if canon says they have a specific type of romantic and/or sexual attraction. They're fictional characters, not real people. This was specifically a discussion of my read on canon and what the writing staff has explicitly confirmed about their intended rep or lack thereof.

[necrotic-nephilim]

Hear me out, dead dove alfred x dick

YES YOU GET IT. YOU SO GET IT.

i am *begging* for more Alfred inclusion in Batcest on my hands and knees. i'm a Tim/Alfred truther, but Dick/Alfred is so fun. there's always this default characterization in the Batfam that Alfred is good and this pillar of support and the Grandfather who everyone trusts and leans on. and that is boring to me. (also not really canon imo, Alfred condones and acts on a lot of shitty behavior-) but it's fun to play with as a subversion. when someone like Dick gets taken in by Bruce, he barely registers the kindly butler. and of course he bonds with Alfred eventually, but it's a wholesome bond. Dick will always be fighting with Bruce about something, which makes Alfred the respite. the one who helps with homework, stitches him up after patrol, talks to him about his problems, etc. so to make Alfred the more predatory, fucked up one? that's fun. it's fun bc Dick wouldn't *expect* it.

like. it'd start just small and slow enough that Dick is questioning if this is wrong or not. Alfred has seen him naked in just about every position to stitch those awkward to reach places, so if Alfred walks into Dick's room when he's naked or goes into the bathroom when he's showering well, it's a little weird but boundaries are weird in general for all of them. if Alfred's touch lingers when he's stitching up Dick, he positions Dick in compromising ways, well he's the medical expert and Dick trusts him.

and then when it tips over into overtly sexual it get so fun bc. it's not like Dick can tell Bruce. Alfred is basically Bruce's father and entire support system, Dick doesn't want to take that from him. and when Alfred touches him he uses all the grooming tactics. telling Dick he's mature for his age, he's not like other teenagers, he's so pretty, eh can be trusted with important things, all of it laid on thick. Dick's been canonically groomed, so it's clearly a tactic that works well on him, esp from someone he'd already trust like Alfred.

i just think that Alfred being so willing to agree with Bruce adopting all these teenagers he clearly has no emotional capacity to take care of. is something we could take advantage of in a dead dove way. a reasonable adult would object to this. but making Alfred groom them is fun. and like i said in my dom/sub headcanon post, i think for Alfred it's all a mental game. he's never going to "force" any one to do anything. he talks Dick into it. sure, Alfred can fight and he's not defenseless or frail, but he likes not *needing* to get physical or exert strength. bc if he talks Dick into it, then it's far more questionable if it "counts" as grooming, to Dick. bc Dick agreed to all of this and it's *Alfred*, he could've easily fought him off. it's a very fun mind game and to me, the most fun part about including Alfred in Batcest as the morally questionable one.

[t-dick-sapphic]

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Don't expect face photos but if you want to picture me, I'm white, dark hair in an undercut, several piercings and tats, top surgery scars, small but sturdy build.

I've been on T for ~7 years now and it's given me a deeper voice, a happy trail, nice muscle tone, and...well, my username hints at my favorite part. Most of all, T has made me SO horny 😳

Genderqueer, sapphic, & mlm (kinda? I like men in a gay way but I’m not a man myself).

I’m neither butch nor femme, but enjoy butch/femme dynamics and am happy to imagine myself into them sometimes. Also into playing a twink

I'm happy to be a top or bottom / dom or sub, in charge or completely at someone's mercy, or to play outside of those kinds of dynamics entirely. (irl i default to subby bottom lol, but on here i love the chance to play as top / dom)

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Language I like for myself

Love getting called pretty boy or good boy, as well as slut, whore, pervert, or getting called depraved

I'm don't love cunt or boycunt but fine if they're used occasionally, preference is hole

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Love when you talk about my tdick / cock. "Boycock" is fine i guess, as is dick but i really prefer cock or tdick

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[pastriibunz]

Anyways- now onto the AUs :D

I ended up choosing the Kai in HF murder drones au(Murder…Kai?), but if you want i can tell you about the Disassembly Drone Kai au too :D

Ok, so here’s the lineup(so far):

Kai as Uzi

Max as N(Serial Designation M)

Grace as V(Serial Designation G)

Alice as J(Serial Designation A)

Lex as Doll(I forgot to mention her in the lore, but she’s a Worker drone whose family was killed by V and is now a serial killer of sorts. She is also a host of the A.S)

Deb as Tessa(one of the few humana that we see in Murder Drones. Yup. Totally a human.)

Paul as Khan(I am. So sorry. But Paul is gotta be a shitty parent in this au. I am sorry Paul)

Emma as Nori(Supposedly dead, killed by murder drones. Another host of the A.S)

Ms. Holloway as Yevana- I am not sure i spelled her name right( Pamela is not gonna be Lex’s mom in this au because Lex would probably be happy to see her mom dead. So let’s just say that she and Hannah got adopted by Duke and Holloway. Another host of the A.S)

Jason as Thad(we love Thad in this house)

Steph as Lizzy

Pete as that one guy whose head was one fire(Rest in peace)

Richie as that other guy who got killed in episode 4

Charlotte Sweetly as Alice

Ruth as Cyn

The LiB as The Absolute Solver

and also CCRP as JCjenson(in spaceeee)

Now, first i want to explain how the A.S works in thie AU:

(since we know next to nothing about the Absolute Solver, I have decided to take creative liberty. Also note that i know nothing about how programs works so all of this could be incredibly stupid)

Different Lords in Black = different types/versions of the A.S(also note: Abilities and level of control the host might have over the A.S depend on the version)

Webby(A.S.Version 1.0): You get almost all the abilities of the A.S, without having to fight for control of your body! Isn’t that great? I’m sure whatever ability that you won’t have isn’t important! Host: Ms. Holloway, Emma

Wiggly(A.S.Version 2.0): Depending on the host, level of control may vary. But over time, the host can learn to control it(or they can try to appease the wrath in hopes of gaining more control, but it won’t do much good). Oh yeah i forgot to mention. Despite how much you might try to completely control it, it can still influence you, and turns your anger or frustration or grief or anything to wrath. Yay

Host: Lex

Blinky(A.S.Version 2.5): It’s similar to wiggly, but it’s practically harmless. I mean all it wants to do is watch.

(Former) Host: M

Tinky(A.S.Version 3.0): Default version of the A.S of the murder drones. Gives you(almost) full autonomy. Version of A.S that ruth CCRP(in spaceeee) used to turn the D.D’s memories to soup.

Hosts: M, V, A

Nibbly(A.S.Version 3.2): A sub program. The reason why A.S hosts need to drink oil. Nobody knows whose idea it was to add that, but it exists.

Hosts: Literally anyone who is an A.S host

Pokotho(A.S.Version ?): Most powerful and uncontrollable version of A.S. Either you can sorta control it, or it will fully overtake you(like ruth). Only version of A.S that will give you an A.S form- which is very similar to the murder drones, though it is more organic and life-like.

Hosts: Kai, Ruth, Emma(former host)

Anyways I realize that this is getting quite long and that it is currently 1:00am here so I will continue info dumping after i get some sleep(this guy will definitely not sleep and will continue to stay awake for the rest of the night looking at the ceiling in hopes sleep comes)

DUDE THIS IS SO COOL!!! SHITTY PARENT PAUL NOOOO also yeah. get some sleep

[shizunitis]

tell us how you feel about mo ran, exactly, please

so very sorry for how horny this is. since i don’t want to spoil stuff, nor do i want to be serious about my love for him lest i start crying at 7pm on the lord’s day, i defaulted to listing off the milder things i’ve thought. i believe the good people of tumblr should know these things about me lest they develop a good opinion of who i am

skip if you’re uncomfortable with mo ran hornyposting. but know it could’ve been worse 😔

mo ran has negative emotional intelligence and entirely too much charisma. mo ran is hot in the way an unmated, feral alpha in rut in the most depraved fic is. (he should've been born in the omegaverse.) mo ran is ridiculous and embarrassing and to him, the height of romance is touching someone's feet. (he's correct)

he should be banned from wearing shirts. his tits would inspire artists all over the world, revamp the sculpting world. his dick is so big we could use it as a flag pole. mo ran's eyes shine violet which makes him Y/N, and he should be made fun of for that. he should be forced to wear a maid outfit and top chu wanning wearing it. his forearms should be painted on church walls. his thighs should be the first thing we show aliens when they visit to curry favour with them.

mo ran has: big hands, big feet, a big dick. the three blessings. he’s the perfect specimen.

i also want to collar him, give him a very short leash which should be tied to someone’s boot. him begging, apologising and crying heals something in me. he has so much trauma it's impossible for me not to love him and want to make it worse. he has daddy issues in the way men do, which is very attractive. he has mommy issues in the same way, which is even better.

he should be allowed to breastfeed. he should also be impregnated, which creates a conundrum solved very easily by making him drink his own milk. chu wanning would be horrified, but he gets to partake and changes his tune. he feeds it to mo ran momma bird style, and mo ran would get off on that as well, and this is how i believe marital bliss is achieved.

he hates himself. his god complex got shred to bits and all he's left with is the guilt and horror inspired by his own reflection. he wants to be respectful and good but can't help himself. this is deeply attractive and endearing to me, for reasons. someone should step on him.

meatbun seems to be as in love with him as i am, which i respect profoundly and relate to, hard. exactly the type of creator god i aspire to be.

he's also very sweet and went through a lot and i respect him or something. he's a very well-rounded character and his journey is heartbreaking and he's had to face horrors i would not wish on anyone, sure, WHATEVER. hot dumb man with tits and forearms. strong man brought low. crying with snot. ball gags. chains. etc

mostly i'm deeply horny for him, and should be allowed to top him. what i feel for sylus, i feel for mo ran, but with much less horny fear or respect.

fun fact no one asked for: the first smutfic i’ve ever written was sub top mo ran and that will always be important to me. fuck ooc make the dominant gong drool. life’s short