#-that will not be named

[h0n3yk1tt3n]

Does anyone else ever think of the idea of Brooke and Jake Having A Thing at one point?

Brooke's current bf has just cheated on her with Chloe, who hooked up with him to cheat on Jake. Two birds with one stone kind of deal. The two vent (probably drunkenly) about how Chloe's so dramatic and cruel and blah blah blah, a lot of overly vicious stuff they probably don't mean because the wound is fresh and they're not entirely sober.

Somewhere along the way, Brooke kisses Jake without thinking and immediately regrets it. "I just kissed my best friend's ex, oh my God, she's gonna hate me, I can't believe I just did that," etc etc. Jake sees this as the bitter act of defiance that it is rather than anything deeper, and you know what? After all this time, maybe he'd like to indulge.

"I won't tell if you don't," he tells Brooke. Partially to comfort her, and partially to invite the sweetest kind of revenge they could possibly enact. Their minds are elsewhere the whole time, of course; they probably can't even commit to anything more than making out. Brooke resents that Jake has gotten to kiss the lips she couldn't, and Jake wishes that Chloe could look at him with half the fondness as she does with Brooke. Maybe Rich is in the back of his mind too, whether he'd actually admit such a thing or not.

Does anyone else think of that?

I think of that.

[yeepof]

I understand that tall men are our POV characters, but surely being like a foot taller than everyone around them would have some occasional consequences

[my-midlife-crisis]

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

[annabelle--cane]

vampirism poses the question "what if there was a fundamental, horrible, unending well of want in your soul that, if truly satisfied, would lead to great pain for all those you hold closest and, in turn, their absolute and total revilement of you?" and naturally as a person with no problems I don't relate to this in any way at all.

[ratcandy]

we just keep naming bugs like this

[totopopopo]

a good sumerian inexplicably donated five packs of 500 temporary tattoos to the classroom, each pack featuring identical pictures of a different invasive species of bug

[skipppppy]

This has to be an AU already right? I’ve never seen it. I’m doing it. My city now

The angst potential alone haunts me. How long do you think he waited for Ford?? When did it start to sink in that nobody was coming to save him, that nobody would miss him? Would anybody even want him back? How long did it take for his anger, his heartbreak, his grief to turn into acceptance and a belief that this was divine retribution? How long did he work, how many jobs did he take, how much wealth did he accrue, how many brushes with death did he have until he believed he’d “earned” the right to go home and see his brother?? Many such questions. I need to go deeper

[butchpilledjokr]

someone on twitter proposed the idea of bill wearing long gloves/socks and i had to manifest it into reality

(tweet in question)

[froody]

when I was like 15, a drunk woman I didn’t know at a party who was smoking a cigarette on the porch started randomly opening up to me about her infertility journey and I told her how I was my parents rainbow baby after multiple miscarriages and fertility treatments said not to lose hope. she comforted me about being a strange kid without many friends my age (hence why I was at a party full of adults thrown by my uncle) and told me everything would work out eventually. the next time I saw her like 2 years later (small town, mutual friends) she was carrying her newborn. I think about that a lot. it’s easy to feel disconnected from people and but sometimes just talking to them and hearing their point of view and relating makes you feel less alone. even if you’re only each other’s company for a few moments.

[qiyra]

[bored-boring-and-tired]

i propose that instead of pride month, we have queer year (queer people are treated like actual people all year long)

edit: @ilackhumanqualities wins best addition to this post

[fesenmoon]

does everyone like my wizard idea

[thedisablednaturalist]

Im fucking sobbing looking at the new black footed cat at Utah's Hogle zoo

Shes just a fucking baby

Baby with a 60% successful kill rate