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h0n3yk1tt3n · 7 months ago
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Does anyone else ever think of the idea of Brooke and Jake Having A Thing at one point?
Brooke's current bf has just cheated on her with Chloe, who hooked up with him to cheat on Jake. Two birds with one stone kind of deal. The two vent (probably drunkenly) about how Chloe's so dramatic and cruel and blah blah blah, a lot of overly vicious stuff they probably don't mean because the wound is fresh and they're not entirely sober.
Somewhere along the way, Brooke kisses Jake without thinking and immediately regrets it. "I just kissed my best friend's ex, oh my God, she's gonna hate me, I can't believe I just did that," etc etc. Jake sees this as the bitter act of defiance that it is rather than anything deeper, and you know what? After all this time, maybe he'd like to indulge.
"I won't tell if you don't," he tells Brooke. Partially to comfort her, and partially to invite the sweetest kind of revenge they could possibly enact. Their minds are elsewhere the whole time, of course; they probably can't even commit to anything more than making out. Brooke resents that Jake has gotten to kiss the lips she couldn't, and Jake wishes that Chloe could look at him with half the fondness as she does with Brooke. Maybe Rich is in the back of his mind too, whether he'd actually admit such a thing or not.
Does anyone else think of that?
I think of that.
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fangirlinginleatherboots · 15 days ago
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Being 30 is fun. I was discussing anime with a teen at work and asked her how much of bnha she had watched. She had trouble answering and wasn't sure how to approach it. I said "better question was who was your husbando" and she turned bright red before mumbling an answer. They never expect me to know how deep their love of anime boys runs....
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housederiva · 2 months ago
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My housemate's cat came into my room while my dictation was on...
(here's the fic btw)
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juunipupu · 2 months ago
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Knight and the enemy within
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mias-back-from-the-dead · 1 year ago
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tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"
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eriochromatic · 1 month ago
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lazy mornings at the Last Drop ☕☀️
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egberts · 4 months ago
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dandylion-s · 8 months ago
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Bastille was right. How am I gonna be an optimist about this. Also right about eh eho eho.
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wishfulsketching · 1 month ago
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I know you’re probably super busy but I HAVE to share this with someone. I found this absolutely insane shirt at my job (thrift store) and it’s been killing me to imagine Silco in it
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You can't drop something like this to my askbox and not expect me to draw something
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Moms usually drop the kids off to their playdate, time for the dads to meet.
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mintbees · 4 months ago
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if i was a popular minecraft youtuber id just tweet "hey guys stop drawing shipping fanart of me and my friends/coworkers, i only fucked one of them and seeing me paired with anyone else is kinda weird and crosses my boundaries" and then i'd turn my phone off
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tawnysoup · 9 days ago
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Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖
Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!
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beastwars-transformers · 11 days ago
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onixiage · 2 months ago
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successful night out!!!
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sabertoothwalrus · 23 days ago
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Let's try this again
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pookapufferfish · 4 months ago
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