#-get lice

[teabutmakeitazure]

from staying at one relatives house to others staying at our house

someone please take me out I can't do this anymore

[templegate]

Oumota but ouma has untreated OCD

[thisishowgalaxiescollide]

fuck the nhl and this bullshit prohibiting pride tape. seriously. fuck provorov too. fuck every fucking homophobe. "players are allowed to show their support off the ice". go fuck yourself. i hope players say fuck this shit and use pride tape anyways. i'd like to see the nhl infringing on their freedom and telling them they can't. put. fucking. tape. on. their. fucking. stick.

like how fucking stupid does that sound?

you aren't allowed to use tape.

[corrodedcoughin]

On the way to work Steve drops by Eddie’s to give him flowers because he wants to ‘woo him properly’. He is so proud of himself when he presents them to Eddie and sees him blush. Steve stays staring at him, rocking on his heels ‘well, are you going to smell them?’

So Eddie leans in and takes a very delicate sniff and Steve insists that he won’t smell them properly like that and all but forces Eddie to shove his head into the bouquet which Eddie very reluctantly does. He comes back up from the flowers and thanks Steve. Feeling pleased, Steve kisses Eddie on the cheek and goes back to his car and off to work.

Eddie immediately starts sneezing and rubbing at his eyes. He’s full on scream sneezing but maintains a death grip on the flowers. This is when Wayne comes out of the bathroom with a raised eyebrow aimed at Eddie. Between sneezes Eddie manages to get out

‘I can’t tell him Wayne. He bought me flowers. Steve! Steve Harrington !! Bought me flowers! I am NOT telling him anything.’ Wayne just pats him on the head as he passes Eddie who has taken a sudden seat on the couch. ‘Fuck, what if he wants flowers at our wedding? FUCK!’ Eddie sneezes again

[offline-nobody]

god gives his toughest battles (trying to decide whether i want to spend all my money on the hermitcraft tcg series 2) to his silliest soldiers (a university student who realistically shouldn’t spend all their money on hermitcraft tcg series 2)

[halfblood-princes-crown]

Imagine having a rich boyfriend like James Potter. Lily is lucky 🥰

I mean if that’s your type, who am I to say otherwise.

I wouldn’t want a boyfriend that threatened me and blackmailed me into dating him just so he could leave my friend alone…maybe that’s just me tho

[dilfsisko]

Looking in the mirror and repeating ‘mosquitos do not control the diseases they carry or how they feed, wiping out all mosquitos would be an ecological disaster’ to myself over and over

[ask-deadmath-fpe]

🎵: I.. Claire, didn’t Alice kill you..? How did you come ba-

📄: Zip, I know how you’ve been bugging my parents lately so listen here… you mess with them, you mess with me

🎵: I.. Blossom please don’t actually hurt Zip

📄: I will if I have to

🎵: I-I’m so sorry about that, Blossom can be um.. temperamental at times

(@askbloomingsymphony)

📄:Uh, what do you mean I've been bugging your parents?-

🎀:WAIT WHAT-

[fortunatefires]

I was today years old when I found out lawyers in the uk genuinely still wear those ugly ass powdered wigs. And listen, I just know Daniel Howell would have experienced immediate twink death if he wore one of those in public. We saved him, blessings be upon you Sister Daniel.

[cakepoppresent]

Name: Akira Kibo

Race: Demon

[augustinewrites]

just had a thought. The fushigojos going through a lice situation. IM SORRY IT SOUNDS SILLY BUT IMAGINE GOJO AND READER WEARING SHOWER CAPS AROUND THE HOUSE WHILE MEGUMI AND TSUMIKI ARE UNFORTUNATE VICTIMS OF THOSE LITTLE DEVILS 😭😭😭 i feel like gojo woild think hes immune to lice due his infinity but then one day hes talking to shoko and scratching his head and then It clicks.

PLS YOU BEST BELIEVE IM WRITING THIS RN ITS SO FUNNY WGSHSBS

cut to years later when yuuji and kugisaki are looking at photo albums and they see megumi’s egg head staring back at them

[sapphorror]

Okay, but one of the best things about Lice is the sheer amount of mutual pettiness it showcases between Zim and Dib for an episode that doesn't have them saying even a single word to each other

[kinos-fortress-2]

miss pauling WOULD NOT SMELL FINE.

[speciouspessimism]

ronan having to perform lice checks on his brothers and the gangsey. even henry. can i speak.

[starscelly]

hey cel… i’m still in denial abt roope’s fuck ass hair but just had a horrifying thought- i hope he doesn’t pull miro into whatever he’s got going on 😭 ill have to go insane if that happens like black snapchat story “streaks dhmu” type shit if miro does anything like that to his hair

hello friend… i hope i, self proclaimed haver of a phd in miro, can provide a sense of comfort in assuring you he would never get sucked into that nonsense… he’s been asked in past interviews about what roope does with his hair and the Worst answer that’s ever come from the follow up questions regarding if he would get silly with his hair is “i’ve shaved my hair once before and i would do it again if i HAD to”… so unless he gets lice i think our queen will be okay <3 all is not lost <3

[simplepotatofarmer]

i spent three weeks being convinced that i had lice because my head was itching despite careful inspection with a lice comb and having zero signs of actually having lice.

anyway i switched shampoo three weeks ago because a new brand was on sale and it turns out i'm allergic to it.