#-bodyshots

[renthewerecatboi]

random guy: dumb f2ps, can't even headshot!

me, getting second on the scoreboard by just kinda, existing: ?

[t00thpasteface]

guy who does challenging work outdoors

[bogdreamz]

“arent those the guys from—” Hey man. Don’t worry about it

[sneckoil]

it’s not fair that wilson is a big nerd AND a mischievous rascal AND an expert social navigator AND a bonafide cassanova. AND bad things happen to him.

[sarachidouinsbae]

my fav house character will always be drunk wilson

[johnslittlespoon]

https://www.tumblr.com/johnslittlespoon/744725471306170368/no-because-theres-a-quick-little-slap-on-the-ass

also bucky is naked while buck is fully dressed🕺🕺 and all this embarrassment turns him on 🕺🕺 i could also see buck letting curt watch while he does this 🕺🕺

ohhh absolutely. gale feigning disappointment when he has john crawl off his lap to sit on the floor on front of him, point at the wet spot john's made on his thigh.

"look at the mess you made on my nice pants," sighing heavily like it's such an inconvenience. "why don't you clean that up for me?"

john not missing a beat before he shuffles forward, tips of his ears burning, face a beautiful shade of red as he leans down to lick up his own mess, the fabric growing damp beneath his tongue, gale's hand heavy in his hair.

and CURT. imagine gale and curt setting something up in advance?

gale sees the way john looks at curt, the way curt looks at both of them, is very fond of curt himself. starts dropping little hints, very carefully for obvious reasons, seeing how curt responds, quickly realizing curt is very much interested in both of them.

john's having one of those days where he's pushing all of gale's buttons, and gale already knows how the day is going to end, but he wants this one to have a twist, so he seeks out curt and they plan it out so that curt will 'accidentally' walk into their barrack as gale's got john bent over his lap.

the way gale would feel john freeze up when the door clicks open, his head snapping up, eyes wide because gale always locks the door. but the 'i'm going to get discharged and sent home' fear isn't fun of course, that's not what gale and curt are aiming for.

so curt is quick to melt into his role, looking past john at gale, murmuring "you're right, he is awful pretty like this." heat of embarrassment settling in the pit of john's stomach when he realizes what's going on, goes to hide his face in his arms, but gale warns him off.

"that's not very polite, is it? we have a guest."

[spidehpig]

telling myself i’m gonna spend most of the night working on sleazy car mechanic ghoap x reader au but im suddenly plagued with thoughts of gaz x reader doing bodyshots

[minzapinza]

Junkrat is actually the best DPS because if you hit your shots everyone thinks you're some crazy good Junkrat connoiseur but if you miss your shots it's fine because you're spamming the angle, pressuring them

[prismatic-starstuff]

hello hi i am still around

i am currently thinking about being between raphael and haarlep

both of them have Absolutely entered blorbo club™️

[renthewerecatboi]

one time i got mad about pyros and someone said "get good fullscope" and i will forever be unable to stop wondering what the fuck they meant by fullscope

[numberonesnarkfan]

oh yeah, I never shared my Grady design. He's chill.

[cuntstable]

isabela dragon age and merrill dragon age bestfriendship / GIRLFRIENDSHIP is so good because its literally just the worlds most casual slut and the worlds horniest virgin. and they hang out.

[wainwrightjakobshammerlock]

everyone else uses gloom as an OP helminthable survivability option on frames like garuda i use it because it makes hitting those fat headshots with the kuva chakkhurr easier and also because i am very attached to my sevagoth. we are not the same

[quirrelfan]

quirrel is just like me frfr (i'm often cracked on snipers in fps games, but it depends ngl)

GUN KNIGHT

(yes I saw that one mod)

[violent-optimism]

There's a very special kind of joy in pissing people off as Sniper.

[dragongirl-casca]

Eternally pissed at Snipers on 100% crits servers

It is always bgs when they are around