#-Luke probably

[my-pjo-stuff]

No but you know what would be a fun AU? You know what would be the absoloute height of comedy?

Frat Boy Luke AU.

An AU in which nothing went wrong in Luke's life at all. May never went mad, which meant that Luke never had to run away and was raised in atleast relative way. He visits CHB normally by going there at 12 and since he doesn't exactly want a quest in this 'verse, Hermes sees no reason to give him one.

Lukie boy procceds to be the fuckboy himbo he was always meant to be as he's chilling somewhere in Conneticut or whichever state his College is in and lives his best life. He meets Percy and the gang in lieu of their wild roadtrip through the US during TLT and decides to pick 'em up as hitchhikers after clocking them as demigods. (Alabaster takes Luke's role in this universe and still steals the lighting bolt and pins it on Percy)

Just imagine being Percy, going through absoloute hell as you attempt to figure this whole demigod thing out while trying to save your Mom. Only for some 19 y/o teenager to drive by in his convertible, taking one long look up and down you and your friends and then tells you to get in his car.

My homeboy Luke has no idea what the quest even is about. Frankly said he has zero intrest in the demigod world and thanks the gods he no longer has to visit camp since he does still have distain for them. But also he wasn't called CHB's resident big bro for no reason.

Percy has no idea who this guy is, but also Grover and Annabeth seem pretty relieved to see him. Luke asks if they want McDonalds, Percy says yes. Luke proceeds to get him some junk food. And while Luke can't exactly come along to help them, he does drive them a nice chunk of their journey.

Our MCs proceed to run into Luke in increasingly random ways over the entier course of the books. Percy get's increasingly exasperated at the coincidence of it all. Luke decides to offer him alcohol instead of McDonalds by the time BotL rolled around.

[aroaceleovaldez]

one of my favorite subtle implications in the series is that it seems the Titan Army was fully banking on Percy being the host of Kronos. Why else would they make their main base a cruise ship if their primary enemy is a son of Poseidon? Named after Andromeda, the wife of Perseus? Why would they work on Oceanus specifically being free so much? Side notably with other children of Poseidon? Why plant Zeus and Hades' items of power on Percy when Luke already had them? Why only Zeus and Hades' items, not Poseidon's? Well because they really need Percy as Kronos' host, that's why. (and Poseidon siding with them because of that would be a bonus as well)

I like to imagine Luke's cabin on the Princess Andromeda is fully decked out with like "WELCOME PERCY" and sea-themed sheets and everything and he hates it so much cause it's a constant reminder he failed and he was Kronos' second choice. Also then he gets his super special pegasus not even exactly stolen by Percy, but the pegasus willingly defects to be Percy's personal steed instead, which must just be insult to injury. Luke has immense one-sided beef with Percy and Percy has no idea.

[ifuckinglovelemondemon-srs]

You know a characther is fucked up and traumatized when they are wearing one of these

Edit: half of this characther were put against my will

Edit 2: i reached the fucking tag limit

[bubblesthecow]

Watching Star Wars in chronological order is so funny.

Obi-Wan Kenobi really took one look at R2D2 in the middle of the desert and said “No, Luke, I’ve never seen this fucking droid in my life. Looks like a real bitch though. Not that I’d know. This is my first time meeting the asshole.”

No one in that whole franchise was Gatekeep-Gasslight-Girlbossing quite like “Ben” Kenobi, regular human-man.

[supertaliart]

Skywalker Siblings Part 3

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[stealingpotatoes]

Does Luke know how to swim?

definitely not, the rebellion has to teach him

(donation doodles! // tip jar)

[galactic-rhea]

yikes.

I hope you're happy @squad-724 and @helloyesthisisdilophsaurus

[onyxstorms]

I surrender.

↳requested by @afirewiel

[blueskiesandstarrynights]

"oh i'm excited for titans curse so we can see nico!!" NO I'm excited for s5 the last olympian so we can see the curse of achilles, our first instance(s!) of dark percy, the nonstop battles, silenas death, percy saying pay your fuckin child support, 'family, luke. you promised.' the underwater kiss

[longingquiet]

THE BITE OF '73 — Luke Brandon Field as Daniel Molloy & Assad Zaman as Armand

Interview with the Vampire, AMC - Series 2, Episode 5

[thegeekylady52]

[armandlottie]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE: - 2.05 - Don't be afraid, just start the tape

[bambinafangirls]

that 40/50 year old man is NOT gonna fuck you in that position!! his back hurts!!

[aquamarineglow]

I think they'd be friends

[melsun7]

Pov Thalia when she comes back to consciousness and the guy who was supposed to be her best friend turned to Kronos, committed numerous crimes (including POISONING HER TREE)

[stealingpotatoes]

I know you have several time travel AUs already but consider: the last (4) Jedi wind up in the Clone Wars era.

Only one of them is an actual Jedi, half of them are romantically involved with someone (maybe even with each other if you ship skybridger), another half are extremely close with one or more Mandalorians, and none of them have had more than two years of training. And somehow THEYRE the only ones left.

The council would have a conniption.

i have a LOT of thoughts about this au but as always, gotta start with the silly

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