#-- Aiden

[ysolt]

merry breastmas and a sybil boob year

[alphagrumphale]

"I don't know. I thought you would since you and Ethan are identical twins." He said.

"How would I have cleared things up?" He asked him.

[dvrkmeadow]

Ashlyn, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Taylor: Hey! :3

Tyler: Hi.

Aiden: Hello!

Logan: Hey!

Ashlyn, staring at them dumbfounded: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Ben, writing on his notebook: We were out of Doritos.

[zanephillips]

IVAN ALEXIEV Aiden (2024)

[theodoretokiwagao]

"Food Critics do." Theodore told him.

"I don't think people care about that." He told him.

[vivtanner]

We are not always what we seem, and hardly ever what we dream 🌌

Aiden, Warlock of the Undead for @nudlmonster

[nudlmonster]

A little comic about how Aiden met Strahd and received a gift from him. ..and also commited a little social faux pas.

[eliotbaum]

The party at castle Ravenloft

[vincechambers]

[Vince took the card and put it in his coat pocket]

Thank you again, Aiden.

...Good. [He said, finally holding out the card.]

[ysolt]

🐄🐮

[fly-in-amber]

Taylor: *sneezes* Aiden, in the vents: bless you Taylor: …God?

[dvrkmeadow]

Ashlyn: I just ended a four year relationship.

Taylor: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?

Ashlyn: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.

*Tyler and Aiden fighting from across the room.*

[ethantwiner]

Ethan: You are right. We do this together.

Aiden: I can't let you do that brother.

[ptit-lion-art]

Did that some weeks ago when Red announced it was contacts x) haha finally took time to do the doodle parts

(Omg Red saw it in instagram and reposted it in her story 😭)

[0dde11eth]

Poor vesemir, he tries to give his pups life lessons beyond being a witcher, but this is the kaer MORONS we are talking about. The following occurs when they are all trying to make dinner one evening.

Papa vesemir: ok boys familiarize yourself with the spices, these can make walking the path a little nicer, as you can look forward to a delicious meal at the end of a rough day

So they go over to the spice rack to read the labels.

Eskel: basil, oregano, cilantro (yuck), coriander, thyme, paprika...

Geralt: hmm, ground pepper, sounds spicy. Hmm, not sure I like the sound of garlic, seems spicier...

Lambert: cinnamon, nutmeg. Cum? DRIED CUM!?!?!

Eskel: what?? Cum?? Is this a prank??

Geralt: did jaskier put you up to this??

Lambert: I'm not fucking eating dried cum!!!

Papa vesemir: Its CUMIN YOU IDIOTS. that's it! Everyone out of my kitchen and go run the walls, everyones getting plain boiled potatoes for the rest of the week!

Geralt: yay! Finally some good food!

Papa Vesemir: OUT!!!

Jaskier (in the background): *dumping a mouthful of the dried "cum" in his mouth and then gagging* that's NOT CUM!

Papa vesemir: *internally* I bet guxart doesn't have this problem with the cat witchers

*** across the continent at the cat caravan***

Aiden: *gagging* that's NOT CUM!

Guxart: *internally* I bet vesemir doesn't have this problem with the wolf witchers