#-- Aiden

[0dde11eth]

Kaer morons playing hide and seek one day

Geralt: first one found. (No geralt hiding behind the curtains isn't a good hiding spot)

Eskel: second one found. (He's a bear of a man, it's harder for him to find nooks and crannies that he can fit into)

Lambert: third one found. (He giggles when someone walks by his spot, which he denys profusely)

Coen: the fourth one found. (He's patient and clever. He finds spots never before used by any of the morons, which isnt easy considering how old they all are and how often they play.)

Aiden: second to last out. (He's a cat witcher he can hide in plain sight. He painted himself so he looked like one of the statues. He couldnt resist and jumped at lambert who squealed in terror.)

Jaskier: last to be found. He just got lost in the castle and everyone was in a panic until they found him

[phantomstatistician]

Fandom: The Witcher (All Media Types) (Top); The Witcher (Videogame) (Bottom)

Character: Dandelion

Sample Size: 26,687 stories (Top); 2,965 stories (Bottom)

Source: AO3

[scrambleddragonegg]

literally the same thing as before because THEY ALL USE HUMOR TO COPE

but i think i want to really flesh out who would be who in this au:

geralt: emt

jaskier: nurse

yennefer: surgeon

eskel: emt

vesemir: retired emt

lambert: firefighter (wanted to be different)

aiden: firefighter

coen: emt or cop (i dislike cops but the griffins are said to have higher standards of social etiquette compared to the others so here we are)

guxart: retired firefighter

letho: cop (detective)

~

ciri: either an emt in training, currently perpetually stuck on desk duty OR a young teen who geralt is fostering (trying to adopt) after her parents were killed in a fire OR her parents were still killed in a forest fire but he’s the godfather so he adopted her

on top of all of that, geralt didn’t even tell yennefer and jaskier what was going on the day he got ciri, he just ran off and came back with ciri and jaskier and yennefer waited until she was asleep to lay into him about it

“of course we’re keeping her here, geralt! did you think we’d send her packing?! you just need to talk to us you fucking buffoon!” vesemir sat and watched them yell with a smile on his face and when they were done he patted geralt on the shoulder, said “good luck” and left

eskel is there the next day with coen and a shit ton of food because yennefer and jaskier should not be allowed in the kitchen and geralt wasn’t in the right headspace to not burn water (he also isn’t a great cook but the house stays up so that’s a plus)

or maybe jaskier just came home from a double and he’s the only one who can cook but literally after yelling proceeded to pass out on the couch

The video message Yennefer gets from EMT!Geralt and Jaskier

[zanephillips]

IVAN ALEXIEV Aiden (2024)

[vivtanner]

We are not always what we seem, and hardly ever what we dream 🌌

Aiden, Warlock of the Undead for @nudlmonster

[theodoretokiwagao]

Theodore smiled. "Do you want to try it?" He asked.

Aiden shook his head. "Not at all."

[nudlmonster]

A little comic about how Aiden met Strahd and received a gift from him. ..and also commited a little social faux pas.

[eliotbaum]

The party at castle Ravenloft

[ysolt]

they're on a date!

[fly-in-amber]

Taylor: *sneezes* Aiden, in the vents: bless you Taylor: …God?

[0dde11eth]

Poor vesemir, he tries to give his pups life lessons beyond being a witcher, but this is the kaer MORONS we are talking about. The following occurs when they are all trying to make dinner one evening.

Papa vesemir: ok boys familiarize yourself with the spices, these can make walking the path a little nicer, as you can look forward to a delicious meal at the end of a rough day

So they go over to the spice rack to read the labels.

Eskel: basil, oregano, cilantro (yuck), coriander, thyme, paprika...

Geralt: hmm, ground pepper, sounds spicy. Hmm, not sure I like the sound of garlic, seems spicier...

Lambert: cinnamon, nutmeg. Cum? DRIED CUM!?!?!

Eskel: what?? Cum?? Is this a prank??

Geralt: did jaskier put you up to this??

Lambert: I'm not fucking eating dried cum!!!

Papa vesemir: Its CUMIN YOU IDIOTS. that's it! Everyone out of my kitchen and go run the walls, everyones getting plain boiled potatoes for the rest of the week!

Geralt: yay! Finally some good food!

Papa Vesemir: OUT!!!

Jaskier (in the background): *dumping a mouthful of the dried "cum" in his mouth and then gagging* that's NOT CUM!

Papa vesemir: *internally* I bet guxart doesn't have this problem with the cat witchers

*** across the continent at the cat caravan***

Aiden: *gagging* that's NOT CUM!

Guxart: *internally* I bet vesemir doesn't have this problem with the wolf witchers

[ptit-lion-art]

Did that some weeks ago when Red announced it was contacts x) haha finally took time to do the doodle parts

(Omg Red saw it in instagram and reposted it in her story 😭)

[elmonstro]

Lambert's suffering from high toxicity after a hunt but luckily he has someone to help him out...

Huge thanks to @shy-urban-hobbit for all the motivation, ily friend <3, please read her fic inspired by it because it's sending me!!!!! All her stuff is amazing!

[artistsfuneral]

Lambert would be the kind of person that's just so proud of being married, he'd always walk around calling Aiden his husband like that title comes with five gold stars (because to him it does).

"My 🌟✨Husband✨🌟✨ said 'no punching' so today's your lucky day."

"As I've discussed this matter with my✨🌟✨Husband🌟🌟 Aiden, we've come to the conclusion that...."

"🌟✨🌟Husband✨🌟" - "Yes, I am, baby." :)