#-> pre-smp shenanigans

[hermitcraftguesstheauthorevent]

By TheHumanDictionary.

Summary:

Boatem has a sleepover the night before they will evacuate the Season 8 world.

[probablyaseamonster]

Something I really want to see out of SEVERAL fandoms is a fanfiction that goes like this:

There's several real-world ocs, right. One of them is into something "bad" or "cringe" (ex. Genshin Impact, Undertale, FNAF, Dream SMP), and the others are haters.

Due to silly magic shenanigans they each get isekaied into the pre-existing world of the media, but here's the kicker:

They also get essentially body-swapped with certain characters.

Like, there's so many things you can do with this concept! Is it like an actual bodyswap, where these fictional characters are running around in the real world? if it's animation or still drawings, is the art style addressed? Is the character selection random or based on personality? Are the ocs all friends or is their relationship more complicated? Do they even know each other? Do any of them become the villain? Are they forced to fill out their character's roles or do they completely shake things up? And what if the fan did it on purpose as a crazy attempt to get them into the show/movie/game/comic/book etc?

Please you don't understand how much I need this-

[walksinlatewithcoffee]

How Martyn fucked up my timeline by reusing a skin

So since Martyn is straight up playing the Old Sheriff, and Jimmy and Scott agreed that this is what Tumble Town was supposed to look like, USSMP must be a prequel to Empires s2, taking place between the apocalypse of s1 and the founding of s2.

I know this doesn’t make any sense in the context of the smp being a separate world with its own story but like. Come on. Martyn was the final nail in the coffin here.

And because of this… due to the steampunk skin I’m saying that us!Scott is the ancestor of the twin False’s. Which makes this pre-False in Hermitcraft by at least 20 years but likely closer to 50 (Martyn needs to still be alive for Empires s2 but very old) so us!Scott is now False’s grandpa I guess?

And Eloise being a funko pop??? I mean. There’s an easy connection here. Eloise is a toy and the sidekick??? Of a sheriff, gets teased all the time, clearly could be an ancestor of s2 Jimmy.

Speaking of Jimmy, or Saint Jim, I wouldn’t be surprised if he was in some way related to the god shenanigans of Empires whether that be Lizzie in s1 or Joel in s2. Or BDubs I suppose. But for now I’m going to tentatively say he’s a member of S2 Joel’s extended family, likely a demigod of some description, and known as a fierce protector of his people (though his methods may be… controversial)

And… a completely self indulgent piece… his godly lineage traces back to the same god worshipped by Technoblade, due to the fact that he LITERALLY DID THE EXACT SAME BELL THING TECHNO USED TO DO 😭 I’m not ok but it’s fine.

………that headcanon does make Jimmy’s family tree a little fucked up given who I headcanon the Blood God but hey. It’s just ONE instance of Jimmy. And it’s a common name. He could have been named after a different instance of Jimmy. Yeah. It’s fine.

Wait then who is his OTHER parent oh god. There’s… options there. Hm. I’ll need to. Think about that. Decide on a timeline. Cause if it’s pre-hermitcraft that means they wouldn’t know each other so… but Jimmy doesn’t look anything like him or him and that guy certainly isn’t an option…. It can’t be her cause they’re already related… she’s married… I don’t even know if they know each other…Oh wait. Duh. Canonical love interest! There we go! Hard to keep track of shit when you’re integrating events from series you haven’t watched.

Anyway. I know who Jimmy’s parents are. The god of War, Passion, and Devotion, and the Saint of forging paths and the eternal fluctuation of the universe, who was raised from the dead??? Or something to become a being further than mortal after the Blood God achieved apotheosis through a series of events including but not limited to: mass Murder, destruction of a planet, and the bargaining of a few dozen human souls in exchange for god powers. All to save the people they cared about (and cause they’re a fucked up little bastard but like. That’s a given)

That combination is why us!Jimmy Like That. The parents actual identities aren’t super important right now. Or possibly ever, I dunno.

Wait fuck that means s2 Joel is distantly related to…. Ugh fine. It’s weird but it’s FINE. It works with the Saint Pearl lore at least.

Now I just have to decide whether the pile of bullshit that eventually led to us!Jimmy’s birth happened before or after s1 of Empires. Based on sheer vibes I’d like to say after. Which would make Empires s1 officially the beginning of my personal timeline (the aforementioned pile of bullshit is usually marked as the first point in the timeline but it genuinely doesn’t make much sense for it to be before empires 1)

Which means that empires s2 Lizzie is officially the person whose personal family timeline goes back the furthest, cause I hc that her catgirl genes go back to the tiger blood prince of the Lost Kingdom.

So currently how it’s looking is:

Empires 1 > possibly afterlife smp???? > pile of bullshit > hermitcraft overall begins> Evo > smp earth > hermitcraft s6 begins > life series 1-3 > possibly dream smp??? USSMP > Empires 2

Undefined placement with no real ideas: X Life, Witchcraft smp, rats smp, Outsiders smp,

And that’s not even every smp in the overall timeline I just don’t have a scrap of a clue how to mesh Captain Sparklez into this even though he’s critical to the dsmp section of the timeline considering he literally is Tubbo’s origin story in my head

FUCK WHAT ABOUT OSMP

Fuck it that’s the far distant future. Five thousand years ahead. The only one who’s the same person is Phil cause he’s immortal by virtue of Death goddess wife. He’s seen these dumbasses reincarnated at least six times each.

[kiwibirdlafayette]

Its Gays on A Boat! (working title)

There's a multiversal threat, and theres only one group of idiots that can stop it! Its taking out the S1 Mianite world and its comin for the rest of the universes in the vast SMP Multiverse o nooo

Mianite spin off pitch; Post DSMP; canon divergent. uhh fills in what Sonja was up to during Isles and after the fact. mostly just random ideas i had i cant write prose for shit

A few years after S2 Sonja and Wag get kinda left behind. Tom returns to Astrakheins with Alice to find himself, Jordan depressedly goes off to become a pirate, Tucker leaves the universe to pursue other things

The two of them end up gettin into more powerful magics outta boredom (which Martha doesnt really like all that much) and in her explorations, Sonja stumbles upon the idea of necromancy. i dont have it fleshed out but. she talks to Philza (whos in the S1 world with Techno, pre-SMP Earth) who introduces her to Kristen. exploration of Capsizes limbo and basically she brings back Capsize

Canonically SMPEarth takes place right before Isles. and uhh While Jordan and Tom have reunited when Martha and Alice send the two back in time to investigate x thing idk i didnt finish the series yet (Mianitian Isles) Sonja is kinda just tryna help Capsize find herself again bc she didnt come back right (big ol memory issues). Post Isles Tom ends up on their boat with no idea where Jordan went (spoiler: bro ended up in the End of the DSMP, pulled there by XD) Jordan gets involved with the DSMP Syndicate bc of Phil and Techno

((theres a gap in story here but tldr; before the nuclear bomb that resets the server goes off, the trio find Jordan and take him and Tubbo- maybe also Ranboo and Michael- onto the boat and they fuck off to.... somewhere. Phil and Techno have their own way out i personally like the Syndicate ending Phil wrote i dont wanna mess with it))

A lot of it kinda focuses on the four reconnecting and repairing their faults of the past and a continuation of this multiversal threat that Jordan was investigating on the DSMP which i cant really explain yet. basically think world historian but a lot worse with quintessence stuff

like Jordan trying to make it up to a Capsize for how he treated her, but who doesn't remember him that well, Jordan reconnecting with his son that he basically had to abandon when the Realm of Mianite was falling apart, the tension between Sonja and Tom, where Sonja has kinda been Capsize's friend all this time while he was gone and regretting not being around, Tom helping Capsize through this revival state relating his own experience where he cant remember the ghosts of his past life all that well- and more!

also shenanigans. tons of mianite-style silly shenanigans cause we love some absolute 180 contrast in these damn things

other maybe plot points

Furia. yea theyre back

redbeard coping with the fact his sister is back. havent decided how much she remembers of him for angst reasons >:]

if i stick to ranboos canon ending for their character, them finding ranboo in the nether at some point

tom really leaning into the godhood of bein mecha dianite

meeting their origins alts from starborne kingdom of dianite when the timelines start to get fucky and blended together

motanite returns, and most of the Ruxomar Alts (including Spark whos been in the vast expanse with S2Ianite and comes back to roast Jordan)

Waglington. just waglington.

ok thats it for now. ill take questions i guess i know its very disorganized bc im still writing OSMP stuff and im tryna to not do two at once

[scenegraph]

scenegraph reviews: smp kit makes pose roll.exe (part 1: assembly)

the roll is here!  how does she stack up to rolls of times past?  and what about 66 action rockman?  LET’S FIND OUT

so for starters, if u thought this was going to be like 66 action where it was pretty painless to get it together, i am here to dissuade you of that notion:

this is much more like a legit model kit but smaller.  you’re gonna want a decent pair of nippers, for sure. 

in addition, while the 66 action was pre-painted, roll’s face comes in this... attractive... shade of unpainted yellow:

she does not look this yellow on the box or the stock photos!  so this was another additional step, mixing a better flesh tone and applying a few thin layers of it.  luckily, the eyes are decals, so this is easy enough to manage with a normal-sized brush.  nothing here is going to force you to bust out the 10/0 brushes, so that’s a plus.  but, again, 66 action rockman had no painting required, at all. 

in addition, roll’s bow is unpainted.  this is where we run into the next bit of weirdness: the smp kit wants you to use decals for everything.  everything.  roll’s ponytail is a simple little sculpt, but they want you to wrap a piece of paper around it so it goes from some detail to lol no detail.  (even the old singaporean roll kit from way back when pre-painted roll’s bow!)  naturally, i did not do this, and it once again was easy enough to do with a normal-sized brush.  but it’s another piece of work that caught me off-guard.

assembly is... well, it’s a model kit, but it’s very tiny.  so it’s quite hard on the fingers.  and even the smallest variances in the mold result in Shenanigans, such as roll’s teeny tiny upper arm not fitting together...

...without copious use of boiling water and pliers. 

now, does the kit make the pose?  well... sorta.  the points she likes to come apart at are the waist and antennae, so you’ll want to glue the antennae on, since roll is very small and you’re going to have at least one of those two points underhand when you’re posing her.  i have yet to try getting her into a seated pose again since i glued the antennae, but while the waist will probably always be a problem it at least won’t be as much of a problem with the antennae no longer falling off at the same time.

i cannot stress enough, this is not the painless 66 action rockman, this should probably not be your first plamo rodeo...

but!  when she does come together, she is quite nice!  she photographs much better than ye olde singaporean roll, and she’s still quite smol, not even twice the size of 66 action rockman:

overall, this is definitely a $25-$30 model kit, and once she’s together she doesn’t have much of a footprint.  so if you can pick her up for a fair price and you’re prepared to invest a little love into her, she’s worth the experi-ahahahahaha

[fountainpenguin]

I made a proper cover image for my favorite passion project 'fic! Here's a proper Tumblr post to go with it.

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Dog's Life - 3rd Life SMP Fan-Season

❤️ Read on AO3

💛 Longfic - In progress - Updates Tuesdays

💚 More Pixels Imperfect series 'fics

💜 Worldbuilding posts + Art posts

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Synopsis: Dog's Life is a 3rd Life SMP fan-season (Drafted before Secret Life) that balances goofy Minecraft gameplay with server hub meta. Life Series shenanigans and interpersonal drama abound in this world of mob hybrids, anarchy players, soul crystals, fantasy politics, glitches, dragons, moral dilemmas, past trauma, and more.

This season's mechanic allows players to steal the traits of the mob they most recently killed. Every player is also assigned a quarry: a fellow player they're allowed to kill to boost themselves up a life. If you kill your quarry while on Green, you're bumped up to Purple life.

Of course, playing in a world of glitchy servers and experimental mods is just asking for trouble. It doesn't take long to realize something is very wrong with this game... And with anarchy players closing in around the "hidden" server hub of New Star Station, it looks like life off-server may not be peaceful much longer, either...

If this 'fic interests you, check it out on AO3!

Also, everyone gets their own character arc! Some of my favorites include:

- Sometimes you lose things you'll never get back and you're gonna have to deal. Sorry about your chronic glitches and/or your irreversible isekai situation; get well soon - Assuming the worst of others will only cause you heartbreak. Hey clock duo? Get some counseling - You can't be best friends with everyone, but everyone can be the best friend to someone. Including nonexistent museum curators or demon robots with a special interest in rustic houses - Setting boundaries is healthy and cool even if you're scared of offending your friends. Especially if they insist on you possessing someone's body - Captain status isn't all it's cracked up to be. Sometimes you CAN get what you're sure you want... but at what cost? 💔

Enjoy! (First 1,000 words under the cut)

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impulseSV - Pre-Game

Grian: impulse Grian: what kind of candles do you want in your summoning circle Grian: the new life series impulseSV: lol impulseSV: ocean mist is good! impulseSV: and bamboo :)

💚  💛  ❤️

Impulse isn't breathing. You wouldn't either, if you were the one flying through the Void. Breathing here will fill your lungs with icy spikes. Yeah, he was technically coded as a demon, his mortal flesh warm with the taste of life, but breathing here still wouldn't be a good idea. It's smarter to free-fall in an exhale. Smarter to suck the empty air through your nostrils (if at all).

The Void smells like frost burn, gunpowder, and the gooey poison of cave spiders all mixed together and baked in a cake of death. It's a small improvement over the steamy sulfur of the Nether, but neither one is a cake you should be eating. While the Void isn't alive, sometimes Impulse hears it huffing at him. If you skim low enough, you can hear saliva crackle as it licks its lips and rumbles, hungry for its prey. It wants you. More than any lover every will, more than any ravager or vex or creeper, and it will crush your lungs if you so much as grant it breath. Impulse has died to it a dozen times, but this won't be one of those days.

It's a wall. It divides this world from other worlds. It will gobble you up and leave a petrified husk behind. Your unmoving body will float a few moments in empty space until the Void spits out your code again beside a bed. Falling out of this world, plunging into the depths of the Void, is one of the fastest deaths there is (right up there with a bad fall that snipes all ten of your hearts in one blow)… but it's the death that always takes the longest to regenerate from. You never hit the ground. There is no sudden snap. It just devours you. It's dangerous and beautiful and Impulse loves it for its mysteries. He wants to grip it in his hands. Run thick streams of it through his fingers. Immerse himself in danger and delight.

The Void will kill him if he spends much longer down here. Even if he holds his breath. And he can't fault it for that. When he's down to the last threads of durability on his elytra, he really shouldn't be skimming this low in the inky darkness. It's either been 15 minutes or an hour of waiting for Grian's call… Both are indistinguishable, the rocket count the only indication that time exists down here under the world at all.

Yet some kind of yearning in his code demands he play the waiting game here… Something raw, something primal, buried deep within his data core.

Question: Why?

Impulse blasts another rocket, arcing upwards. Years of practice keep him from bashing his head straight into the bedrock ceiling, but… Eee, that squeal he made when scraping close wasn't exactly the most manly thing he'd ever done. Skizz would get a giggle out of it and wax poetic about how much he loves those little shrieks, but Skizz isn't here right now. He's off in the mines hunting down a little extra coal. Though he didn't bump his head, Impulse rubs it anyway and gives the bedrock a little kick.

"Mean," he mutters to himself. He should probably stay up here. There's more oxygen near the bedrock. The cold doesn't bite as much. But he dips his elytra and ducks away from the ceiling anyway… mostly because he doesn't trust himself enough not to slip up and punch it with his fist. With ungloved hands, punching it is sure to result in damaged knuckles. His hunger haunches aren't full enough to offer natural regen after that.

Goosebumps blister across his skin. The yawning Void stays empty underneath him. And Impulse, so often steady in his faith… begins to falter. What's going on? He made a schedule. Has recording for the new Life Series already started without him? Maybe Grian told him the wrong date. Or…

Maybe, in spite of last week's chat messages about candles on the Hermitcraft server… Grian forgot that one of his players needs a special invitation to join a new world for the first time. As a demon, it's built inside his code. He needs a circle. His name chanted thrice…

No. Grian won't forget him.

Impulse swoops into the blackness and pulls up like a hummingbird. He juggles double rockets in his offhand. Okay. Okay. His breath slithers out in a silver cloud. Every inhale stabs his lungs. The Void is freezing- really freezing. Do people realize that? It's already eating away his skin like maggots and he hasn't even touched the worst of it. Or is he just crazy? Yeah! Maybe he's gone crazy from spending 15 minutes to an hour straight down here, doing nothing but fly in aimless circles, awaiting a portal that may never come…

The Void feels blacker here in the Overworld, somehow, than it does when you're in the End. It engulfs him in a cloak, and Impulse cannot breathe. The wings of his elytra strain at his shoulder muscles. Oh. He's too low. They're trying to pull away from him, like the pockets flapping from his cargo shorts. The wings are weaving in and out of his code. That's not unusual this close to the Void. The Void is weird like that. It wants to rip him into pieces. It wants to drag him closer. It wants to gobble him up.

Paf! goes half a heart of damage. Paf! Paf!

Ow. Impulse whips his mind back from its wanderings, throwing all his energy into his wing muscles. His elytra strain, but with the help of a rocket, he sails a little higher. His hearts stop flickering. He presses a hand against his chest. Okay… He can still feel six of them beating. He's okay.

Grian won't forget about him. He won't.

[Full 'fic on AO3]

[ccthepandafangirl]

Author ask game: BTS, an ETAC au fic of your choice :D

in reference to this ask game here:

Okay, for those who don't follow @bluiex's askbox or don't hear me rant about this on multiple hermitcraft discord servers, the ETAC au is basically a fandom fusion of Miraculous Ladybug and Hermitcraft + other adjacent SMPs (like the Life Series & Empires). It stars Grian as the holder of the ladybug miraculous (hero name: Garnet Beetle) and Scar as the holder of the black cat miraculous (hero name: Nightclaw). However, I've named it the ETAC au as it also focuses on the weird wacky tomfoolery that occurs in and out of class, not just the akuma fights. ETAC stands for Essempi Technology & Artisty College (no, not the American kind of college), the name of the fictional London high school where all the shenanigans take place.

Okay, enough background info; this snippet from Like Rain in The Desert (m'adoreras-tu?) follows a sequence of Scar rambling whilst walking in the rain with Grian and subsequently, Grian, who didn't exactly have the best first impression of him, snapping at Scar. However-

[“Look,” Grian said a bit more softly as he continued, deadpan.]

-when Scar reacts with genuine guilt, Grian falters a little. He puts his anger on the back burner for a little moment.

[“I get that you’re the new kid and I should be nice to you and welcoming; forgiving, even. So I’m sorry for my outburst, but what you did was just plain rude in non-rich person society, if you can even comprehend that.]

That little moment does not last for long, as Grian starts to get a little demeaning (in what he thinks is defence) and snaps a little. But then Grian's focus gets briefly interrupted by a third party.

[Car.”

“What?”]

This snappy, seemingly out-of-context exchange makes me laugh.

[Grian pulled Scar back just before a white hatchback came rushing around the bend, wheels splurging into a puddle and spraying stormwater onto the spot where the two boys were standing before. “Car," he repeated, "you spoon.”]

Grian's got a bit of street smarts, being middle/working class compared to Scar's rich kid childhood, and he's beginning to soften himself towards Scar. Maybe not quite enough, yet.

[Scar blinked at the drenched wall, and then at his own feet. “...Thank you.”

Grian’s shoulders rose and fell again. “You can tell your fancy dry cleaner to thank me for saving your fancy clothes. I bet you’ve never had to ask them to get rid of some gum stuck to your crisp trousers.”]

🎶~It's a hard-knock life, for us. It's a hard-knock life, for us!~🎵 No, but seriously, pre-conceived class differences do not help Grian's initial opinion of Scar. What also doesn't help is that (until the next line), Grian hasn't had any information that it was Ren who was the culprit of putting the chewing gum on his chair, and no one's defended Scar's innocence except the latter.

[“About that,” Scar grimaced, “I was actually trying to get it off.”

Grian scoffed. “Nice excuse,” he huffed and continued walking across the street.]

So, unlike the original umbrella scene in Miraculous Ladybug, (which I found slightly unrealistic even when I was still a starry-eyed middle schooler,) Grian doesn't immediately forgive Scar at Scar's confession/one-lined apology. Instead, he's petty as what I deemed to be in character for this AU's Grian. (The boy can definitely hold a grudge.)

I'm pretty proud of this fic! I wrote this scene to explain the original (onesided) conflict between the pair that happens off-screen (which I maaaaaybe will write in a separate ficlet some day). It also shows how both characters explore their initial miscommunication to become friends in one perspective and gain a hits-you-in-the-face crush for the other. (definitely not projecting in any way, nooooo /j)

Anyway, I've got more coming for this series! Just keep your eyes peeled :)

[dykebeeduo]

ctommy + 😇 a headcanon about their religion/lack thereof (or any character if you dont wanna do dsmp/ctommy)

oh my god yes oh a hundred percent yes, i can talk about ctommy religion (and dsmp religion in general) FOR DAYS!!!!

okay so to start a bit of backstory, about me and my ideas around dsmp religion, in january i started writing a pre SMP, cannon? what cannon?, c!dnf religion fic..... theres no punchline that is just something that i wrote in january 2022. i didnt finish it, nor did i get a chapter done enough to publish but i planned out the whole fic and i spent HOURS thinking about dsmp religion, and yes that included tommy.

so very early on i established what religion on the smp looked like, it was modeled after the denomination i grew up in in terms of "progressiveness" aka matching the smps established homonormativity, as well as the ideals that i grew up with being normal in terms of a "good congregation" (emphasis on children, and teaching them, it sounds weird its not weird it links back to jesus and his preachings about the importance of children in congregations) MIXED with a more anglican british/english canadian countryside parrish cerca 1910 in terms of visuals and community. the parish being the center of the social scene, hosting both religious as well as legal and social functions, and a widdle bit of catholicism to add a little bit of spice, i also established that my version of church prime worshiped dreamDX (it links back to the plotline, basically george was having dreams where he was being confronted by dxd to "save prime" from eret, who was under a funky herobrine spell and was trying to end life as they knew it)

alright! i think that a good primer on my idea of dsmp religion, basically its progressive protestant christianity but with a rural and nostalgic feeling in terms of what church was.

okay so here in all of its glory is what i wrote for ctommy in my notes doc for this now abandoned fic....

Tommy is like 8 and is a karen of the primble, he is church primes youngest and most prolific devotees, he can often be found around in the holy-land with tubbo or ranboo making daisy chains or spying on Eret and her herobrine shenanigans.

because it was precanon i aged down tommy tubbo and ran, but i knew that i needed one of them to be very devote to make the social and political ramifications of the plot (dream was gonna be all torn up about his faith when george opened upto him about his dream of dxd) seem real, its very hard for adult religious characters to come across as genuine without becoming cardboard standees of XYZ religion stereotypes, but with kids (imho) you can make them and their beliefs more believable and translatable to an audience without falling into these stereotypes.

of the small amount of the fic that i wrote it actualy featured more tubbo then tommy (tubbo runs into foolish and gets a bump on the head before church and it hurts not just because foolish is made of gold but because tubbo has little baby horn buds growing in, this scene just sets up doctor ponk for background samponk/foolponk/samfoolish, oh and yeah foolish is the decon, and dream is the minister) but i did give tommy tiny bit of characterization writing simply

“It made a clanging noise” Tommy the most devoted of the three adds.*

*the thing that made a clanging noise was tubbo running into foolish

after dream takes a look at tubbo's injury this little bit happens (and its my favortie part that i actualy wrote for the fic)

...Tubbo yells neatly knocking me over with how quickly he grabs my hand and stands up before grabbing he turns towards Tommy and Ranboo, grabbing one of each of their hands and begins running full speed towards the baptismal font, the three of cupping their hands underneath the flowing water before bringing it up to their mouths and splashing any remaining water on each other...

JJUST JUST FUCKING AWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!! DFGUOCDYVUPQA

okay and the last part that got written that meantioned tommy was this small bit of him (aged like 7ish) interacting with little baby fundy flora who is two (yes fundy is a girl, me likey like trans fundy headcanons and also itsmybrolbo.png, also fundy being two and simultaneously acticling 5ish is explained about by him being a strange hybrids (also wilbur makes a joke about fish sex in his three minute conversation with dream))

“Okay!” And with that Flora is off running towards the baptismal font where Tommy, Tubbo and Ranboo have sat down and started playing with marbles.

JUST FUCKING AWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

so yeah, all this to say i think ctommy is a very religious character, his devotion to prime/dxd is based on his desire for spiritual "wealth" that is promised through "primes" something that i interpret to be something that the character feels like a warmth in the heart that they get if they prey enough.however something that i touch on in the epilogue (the epilogue is the walls being put up around lmanbeyrg) tommy grows to think of primes not as something that you get when you prey, but as something that you get when yo do something that makes a scene, like killing someone, or setting shit on fire, he grows more and more restless and eventually stop praying taking to chaos to get primes.

anyways, writing thi9s huge long post about ctommy and dsmp religion is making me want to cannibalize this wip more then i already did, possibly release a few bits like the entire scene of tubbo running into foolish, or the part about wilbur and fundy (also its fridgebur!!! hes fridgebur, i love fridgebur so much) so i think reworking this wip, and writing out dream is moving very quickly up my todo list.

[ao3feed-crimeboys]

The Death of President Jschlatt (And the ensuing power struggle)

by Winnsly

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President Jschlatt has died; the wretched, tyrannical ruler of Manberg lost all three lives in one night. As crocodile tears continue to flood out everyone's eyes, it's a no-brainer that they're all actually eyeing up the newly-opened position of "President," each and every one of them hoping to snatch it for themselves. A desperate scramble to carve their own pieces of a newly formed power vacuum: backstabs, cover-ups, and dodgy attempts at garnering public support.

Firstly, there's Quackity, the only present Vice President who is still learning how to manipulate everyone around him. An aspiring man who holds Manberg's best interests at heart.

Then there's GeorgeNotFound, the other Vice President who has finally woken up after months of hibernation. There's no way his sudden appearance doesn't have something to do with Dream and his continuous schemes to unite everyone into a “family.”

Whatever happens and whoever wins will have incredible consequences for both the nation and the rest of the Dream SMP. Perhaps this'll be remembered as a poignant part of history. Or, perhaps, this is just an odd footnote left as an afterthought.

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Words: 6550, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Gen

Characters: Jschlatt (Video Blogging RPF), Alexis | Quackity, Fundy (Video Blogging RPF), Toby Smith | Tubbo, GeorgeNotFound (Video Blogging RPF), Karl Jacobs, Ponk | DropsByPonk (Video Blogging RPF), Niki | Nihachu, Sapnap (Video Blogging RPF), Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot, TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)

Relationships: Alexis | Quackity & Jschlatt, Jschlatt & Toby Smith | Tubbo, Alexis | Quackity & Fundy, GeorgeNotFound & Karl Jacobs, Alexis | Quackity & Toby Smith | Tubbo, Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, Alexis | Quackity & Wilbur Soot

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe - Victorian, Alternate Universe - Politics, Manberg | Manburg on Dream Team SMP (Video Blogging RPF), Pre-Manberg Festival on Dream Team SMP (Video Blogging RPF), Pogtopia on Dream Team SMP (Video Blogging RPF), Dictator Jschlatt (Video Blogging RPF), Pogtopian Wilbur Soot, Pogtopian TommyInnit, Pogtopian Technoblade, Vice President Alexis | Quackity, Villain Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF), Doctor Ponk | DropsByPonk (Video Blogging RPF), georgenotfound wakes up, Realistic Minecraft, The Nether (Minecraft), Political Shenanigans, there are more than 20 people on the dsmp, Crack Treated Seriously, Government Conspiracy, Just Your Average Military Coup, Dark Comedy

[dreamsclock]

[tw torture methods (?)]

im just thinking about the shears sam gave q, and at first i was a little confused because why would he need those when he already has a sword and axe to use? and then i saw someone on twt say they could be representative of pliars, which. well. with dream wanting to retain that last bit of power he has with the book i cant imagine his teeth or nails would be very safe :[

god this is so dark for a minecraft roleplay i have to laugh like damn can i please have my big bro dream “big d” wastaken and annoying little bro tommy “i broke 2 of the 3 server rules on my first day here” innit back please i miss them grrr

YOU MADE ME SO NOSTALGIC FOR EARLY DSMP DAYS ,,, fuck i had to write something that’s TECHNICALLY all fluffy but with context of the current arcs hurts so BAD,,,,

warnings: briefly mentioned animal death, literally nothing else it’s all so fluffy ,,, foreshadowing i guess?? 

“Tommy, you are officially in jail,” Dream tells him smugly, crossing his arms and looking pleased with himself, “what do you have to say for yourself?”

Tommy scowls at him. “You can’t get away with this!”

“He kind of can,” George pouts, “you killed my horses. On purpose.”

“It was an accident!”

George squints. “You laughed and said suck it, bitch boy while you did it.”

“...It was accidentally on purpose!”

“Tommy, look, all we need is an apology and an admittance that you did it.” Dream sounds more amused than he does angry, raising one eyebrow expectantly. “And a promise you won’t do it again. That’s all, and then we’ll let you go.”

Tommy sticks his tongue out, hitting the bars of the jail aimlessly. “You’re shit, Dream.”

Dream snickers. “That’s not a good apology, Tommy,” he sings, and Tommy promises that as soon as he gets out of here, he’s going to kill him, “look, we’ll count down from five. If we don’t have an apology after then, we’re walking away and leaving you here.”

“Eat mud.”

“One,” Dream starts, grinning, “two-”

“It was Sapnap!” Tommy bursts out. “It was Sapnap, you have to believe me!”

Dream pauses. So does George. Sapnap, loitering behind them looking half asleep, blinks. 

“Huh?��

“Tommy,” George says, “I saw you doing it.”

“No, no no no-” Tommy pushes against the bars, turning on his best puppy dog eyes, “look, look, if you let me out of here, I can explain everything.”

“Why can’t you do that inside there?”

“I’m nervous. Let me out.”

Dream rolls his eyes, breaking enough of the bars to let Tommy hop out safely. Sighing in relief, Tommy drops the act, smirking, and beginning to run. “Suck it, gre-”

A sword pins him to the wall by the cloth of his t-shirt. Tommy gulps. It had almost grazed his skin. Grinning down at him is Dream, mask pushed to the side, eyes crinkled in amusement. 

“So,” he says cheerfully, “explain.”

“Yeah, explain, asshole, explain how it was me when I was literally with Dream the whole time,” Sapnap agrees, looking put-out.

Tommy gulps, glancing between the three of them. “Oh, fuck, watch out!” He shouts, ducking, and ripping his shirt free when the three older teens turn, caught off guard. He scrambles free, rushing to the woods with a mad cackle while Dream curses and gives chase. “Go on, speedrun this, dickhead!”

“I’m going to catch you, idiot, and we’ll just end up in the exact same situation!”

Darting round trees and over hills, Tommy can’t help but laugh when Dream knocks him to the ground, sending them both tumbling around in the mud. Dream laughs too, burying his face in his hands, both of them lying in the dirt and dust. Tommy stares up and the sky, and thinks that yeah, he thinks he’s finally found a place to call home.

[gheysnakeredacted]

Pre-Dream SMP Schlatt was trying to be a good Dad okay?!

(Part of my Dadschlatt!Tommy AU)

[strawberiitea]

currently crying my eyes out over tommy and techno's current relationship hbu

[the-genesis-caveat]

@nachosforfree made some art with techno babysitting smol wilbur pre dream smp plot and I wanted to draw some things. Bonus philza and racooninnit lol

Also tags uhh @travesty-majesty @queenanon @thatbassistbitch @hereissananxiousmess

[goldenpixel]

Please wait I just thought of that idea that L’manberg and the SMP have an actual population and tons of citizens that we just never see cuz we’re focused on the characters stories, and I was thinking about Schlatt and Quackity being off the fucking rails during the presidency and them having some frantic, underpaid interns and press secretaries trying their best to keep their shenanigans out of the press

Reporter: Is it true that President Schlatt and Vice President Quackity were spotted last night drunk in a strip club?

Press secretary: No, that was their body doubles. Next question

Reporter: Is it true that President Schlatt and Vice President Quackity were picked up by the police last week for public indecency?

Press secretary: I quit

[arginnit]

c and cc swap. cc tommy on the dream smp

pre prison break shenanigans :)

cc!tommy hating having his clothes being dirty vs c!Ranboo who doesn't bathe

prev,kinda / actual plot

[wooteena]

if youre a dream smp fan whos favourite thing abt the dream smp is the family dynamics. i am literally on my knees. begging you to watch the bear smp. literally the entire thing is about people (and a bear, a totally human astronaut, a fairy, and whatever the fuck ori is) from all different walks of life learning how to heal together. ITS ALL FOUND FAMILY BABY.

(^ meme for proof above)

not convinced? i have four words for you. pre canon c!niki lore. YOU HEARD ME. DSMP C!NIKI IS ON THIS BSMP AND SHE IS FULL OF ANGST AND I LOVE HER. my case: rested

STILL not convinced? what if i told you all the lore on the bear smp has been thoroughly documented and filed onto one youtube channel? AND the first chapter just finished, making it the perfect time to watch the oh so convenient RECAP VIDEO?

BUT WAIT..... THERES MORE.....

all episodes (thats right! episodes) are consistently quackity lore stream level production with shaders, prerecorded cutscenes, narration, no out of character shenanigans, music, and FULLY COLOURED ANIMATICS? its true!

dream smp fans i know we are all starved for content just like that of the bear smps. this is the Good Shit i promise