#ussmp

[doodleshrimps]

this is literally what happened during stream he prays for sure now- he's really into religion i see ALSO HE RETWEETED IT 

[martynsimp69]

now the old king is dead, long live the king

(two versions because i couldn’t decide whether i wanted to go with the skin he wore during his stream or the one he’s updated to for the VOD thumbnail)

[cheerioskid]

my saint jim jeans design

+a little horse my roommate drew

[m0on-shro0m]

MOON TELLS THEIR DREAMS!

So last night’s dream, was a fun and silly dream, where we follow Martyn, like watching him go his way on the Ultimate Survival SMP? I’m pretty sure that’s where we were but I didn’t watch much of that SMP because I was focused on another- either way we were on some SMP.

Everyone in the Life Series was there and other people such as most of the Pirates cast and all but I can’t recall if they were actually there but it was a conscious thought.

Martyn is hanging out with Jimmy, Scott and I think Forever from the QSMP too. They were all having a fun time before Grian announced there was now a turf war again? I don’t know it was sudden and all Martyn thought was “I need to get The Red King”

So literally watching everyone scatter and mostly watching Martyn rush on a horse he somehow got and started typing in chat where Ren was. As he typed that, he ran into Ren and I think was Bdubs? I can’t recall who it was and that’s the first name I thought of. Sadly Martyn excused himself all sad and then just ran off with his horse.

At some point Martyn hopped off his horse and typed out “Is there a Mum buo?” which meant he was asking for Mumbo his dear HusbAhand

Then Bdubs showed up with said Mumbo. He was bragging to have the redstoner on his side but Martyn wasn’t having any of it, as he pulled out a diamond sword. Threatening Bdubs to free Mumbo— and Mumbo himself was just confused on what was happening.

Martyn and Bdubs struck a deal, can’t remember what exactly but Mumbo was given to Martyn.

Then the two husbAhands reunited and did jumping and hugged, happy to be together again.

Then the dream ends there and I wake up to Minecraft music playing.

[cooberreal]

saint jim jeans (but i ignore the jeans)

[misledmiseries]

“ me and cults, we just mix.”

-saint jim. 2023

[ancientcity]

The new Red King...

Well. If you count graverobbing a king's tomb for his crown, putting on said crown, and wearing a red life skin becoming the Red King.

[walksinlatewithcoffee]

All I Do Is Draw Jimmy Now Help

He’s got some kinda parasite… the kind that gives you god powers.

[sock-hops]

Some Ultimate Survival smp Saint Jim sketches

[ethtyn]

it's deeply amusing to me that his first instinct was to go into Snape Accent™

transcript:

Martyn: wow...

[skulk sensor triggers]

[shrieker triggers]

Martyn: (in Alan Rickman's Snape voice) oh no...(chuckles) oh no, Potter...

end transcript.

[thesnailkiwi]

Saint Jim and demon scott

I'm writing a angels and Devils au rn bc my brain won't leave me alone abt it. BUT IT IS PERFECT IMAGINE THEM

Basically, with the art, I got a new stylus and went feral, and since this was (and still is) the only thing on my mind rn, boom.

[awyanno]

ussmp Martyn kingle skin my beloved

[ilexdiapason]

is anyone archiving the vods of ultimate survival smp by the way. like is somebody on that. or what

[thehallwayrat]

Sorry but if martyn keeps that scarab amulet, all i can imagine is him having tiny bird wings for the slowfalling and jump boost,.,.,,,

[spiderdramaqueen]

sometimes i think a lot about ultimate survival smp Martyn

he's a pirate. he's a graverobber. he stole a crown. he declared himself a kingle and demands respect from everyone

but also he's so passionate about learning this world's history. he collects lore books. he tries to learn as much as he can and pass this knowledge on. he shows jungle to other people and tells it's story. he really wanted to get stolen jungle statue back. he sometimes leaves good stuff in chests, so other people can find something cool too

in conclusion. he.

[misledmiseries]

saint jim jeans: we will take care of hash brown, we will, i promise, i promise. beky: i don’t really trust you with hash brown. saint jim jeans: yeah, i will probably put him in an air fryer not even gonna lie. beky: WHAT THE FUUUAAAA-???