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monachan haul has arrived ✨safely✨
#ft. the gigo collab merch that i had proxied s o b s#‘how many albums did you buy m y g o s h’ j-just these 3…#thanks delivery guys for not notifying me when haul pt 2 was delivered lmao now my mother’s mad at me for not showing her what i got :(#‘just show her man’ d u d e she’ll lecture me about wasting my money— wait nvm i’ll show her my lls gk dvd that came in maybe that’ll help#im gatekeeping monachan from my fam idc if we’re related y’all c a n ’ t have her#b u t on another note the mona album standee looks really cute beside the new sena natsukomi standee#mona looks taller than sena in it but they just. look really cute next to each other aaaaa#though. yk. speaking of the gigo merch and stuff… man. i think i went to that arcade last year lmao#i didnt go up to the floor with the food and stuff since i was only there to play crane games and i was too lazy to climb the stairs#but seeing posts about the collab reminds me of the 1000 yen i spent trying to get ena pjsk nui in the mzen crane machine#i had. like. 4000 yen at the time and around 1/4 of it went to that machine… never forgive never forget#‘why didnt you withdraw more money then’ w e l l the debit card was with my bro and i broke off from the family to explore by myself s o—#and that was how i spent my birthday last year. on the 4th or 5th (cant rem) floor of gigo trying in vain to get enananui#that doesnt have anything to do with monachan but i needed to cry about it somewhere ig lmfao#m a n. what am i even doing with my life lmao#o k that’s enough of being annoying for one night see y’all for daily nagisa in a few hours byeeeeeeee
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MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNN.
ur wanderer theme made me remember this <3333 i know u r downbad, blushing, screaming, dying, choking af rn ur welcome for the wanderer fanservice 😋😋
lily what happened. lily please i thought. i thought. i thought we were friends lily.
did i do something wrong. did i do something to upset you ? for what reason have you decided to... uhm... put these lovely things in my inbox?
listen lily. its not too late to repent. its not too late to acknowledge your sins and turn back from this horrid path youre walking on.
all... all i forsee... is your terrible, terrible, misfortune.,.
ooOOoOooo ghost noises OoOOoOoOoOoOoOo
#★ ˎˊ˗ melonrambles!#★ ˎˊ˗ inbox.#★ ˎˊ˗ moots~ lily!!#and here i thought my day was going fin#e#i finished the chinese essay thatd been out for the past 5 days in the last thirty minutes before it was due#i completely forgot about my other assignment but its okay because i said it was#im kinda failing at life and im kinda finding days blurring together into nothingness where all time has no value#but like !! cmon lily :(#you really had to... *sobs ugly wails waahh*#( what a cutie patootie... lovingly kisses his ugly ass forehead while contemplating ways to break his heart#- wait h doesnt have one lmao -#for the fourth time )
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GALE NSFW ALPHABET
A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex)
gale will insist on doing the clean-up himself. like cleaning up both u and him. it's just his gentlemanly nature 😇 i think he also will ramble about stuff completely unrelated while doing it too 😹😹 like while he's wiping off ur face or something with a warm rag he'll be saying shit like "hm. i wonder where tara is, haven't seen her in a while. probably off eating pigeons, i suppose" STOPP IM IN LOVE WITH HIM
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's)
i think he's pretty proud of his shoulders. they have good width to them and idk they just look nice and stronk 💪🏻 as for his partner, he is a thigh man. he lovvessss thighs. will kiss and squeeze them while u sit on his face. also, if ur AFAB, he will not ever hesitate to grab a titty 🤭
C = Cum (anything to do with cum,
basically)
not getting any specific places where he likes to cum. i think he will cum anywhere as long as it's on/in u. waitttt he probably does like to cum in ur mouth doe. and maybe to smear it on ur lips a little like some lip gloss 😊 LMAO
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
lowkey think he's a little bit of a voyeur ooohhh nasty boy. idk like i think hes into watching/hearing other ppl fuck but he is deeply ashamed of this so dont ever bring it up 😹😹
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)
dawg. nobody can convince me his first wasnt mystra. sooo.... not SUPER experienced in terms of like... numbers...... but him and mystra was doing some freak shit....... i just know it.......
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
ugh this is a good question. i think he likes cowgirl. u have to hold his hands tho and make eye contact with him or just forget it gurl 🙄✋ he likes to admire ur body and watch u use him to get off
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
okkk gale can be a little silly sometimes but are we surprised ?? HES ALWAYS SILLY !! i think he switches between serious and goofy. he takes mess-ups and embarrassing moments pretty well and will never make u feel bad over them 🥺 like he'll use humor to make u feel comfortable and safe I NEED HIMMMMM FUCK
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
yeah hes pretty hairy. i dont think his hair is EXTREMELY thick tho. like he has fine, kind of curly kind of straight body hair? not a lot on his chest but he does have a happy trail, pubes, ARMPIT HAIR 🤤, and leg and forearm hair. i think it looks rlly good on his forearms too eugh.......
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
he can be really romantic if he wants to (which is most of the time) but like i said he can also be unserious. but that doesnt make it less romantic i guess ???? anyway yeah he'll even plan everything out. like the type of dude to light candles and lay rose petals and shit 😹😹 probably likes to have some wine beforehand to get yall in the mood better too
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
he will but i dont think he does often. if ur an option he prefers that. if not theres like a 50/50 chance he'll beat off. lowkey feel like he might debate on whether or not its too much work and if he should just go to sleep instead LMAO WAIT PAUSSEEEEEE MAGE HAND ????? yeah...... yeah gurl. if hes feeling lazy thats how its gonna go. prolly will close his eyes and pretend its ur hand
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
normally somewhere secluded like in a room together on a bed but if hes feeling spicy then somewhere with the possibility of getting caught 😏 maybe on a balcony somewhere or IN THE FUCKING SKY
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
i think hes pretty sensitive and in tune to teasing glances or accidentally-on-purpose touches. wordddsss too bro. loves dirty talk so much. especially if ur the one to talk dirty to him. ugh ok gemini vibes yall? yes or yes? anyway whisper things in his ear or say suggestive things in front of other ppl, like innuendo shit 😹
N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs)
uhhh... umm.... uh
jk he wont do any noncon roleplay or anything like that. not sure if theres anything else tho 😭
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
wants to give and receive but has a preference for giving head like its probably his fav sex act 😭😭 yall know hes good af at it too and probably says nasty shit while hes doing it
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
he'll adjust depending on what u want. but if ur riding him he likes when ur more sensual that way he can admire ur body a little better
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
doesnt seem like a quickie guy to me. like i said he likes to plan it out most days.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
😐
yes. hes a freak yall
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
if he does most of the work then he wont want to go another round but if its u then he probably will. i think it just depends on his mood too. if ur not satisfied yet tho he will use mage hand or projection gale to help 😹😹
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
i think he likes to tease a generous amount. he can dish it out but cant take it tho he gets flustered pretty fast lol
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
not extremely loud but will moan/whimper whatever. hes not afraid to make noise like not ashamed at all but i dont see him being obnoxious lol. mostly just talks tho LMAO
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
hes pretty much always thinking nasty but not always horny. he just like me fr. prolly not trying to smash often tho cuz he likes to plan ahead and make everything perfect. will fuck maybe 3 days a week unless ur really raring to go 😭
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
will prolly catch up on a book afterwards for a while before going to sleep. this is so comforting to me tho like what? imagine being all fucked-out and snuggy while ur bae reads their lil book and looks after u while u sleep.... need
#added a lil picture for yall is that nice ?#baldurs gate#gale dekarios#gale bg3#gale headcanons#gale of waterdeep#headcanons#x reader#gale x tav#gale x reader#my headcanons#baldurs gate 3#bg3
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Hi M! I saw you mention that you felt bad for Billy because of that particular lack of a chance he got to prove himself to be a good person. And I definitely agree because even tho he was really cruel and horrible, the scene of his death still made many of us cry 🤧
Because of this, I thought of a tiny little angst blurb if you want to write it!
In your latest chapter of come home, it was mentioned that he tried finding bug because he didn’t know what was going on with him and why he was acting the way he was.
Do you think you could write that from his pov?
Thank you! 😁
this one is a challenge because ive never written billys pov but heres my very poor attempt lmao
enjoy !
"dude, are you alright?"
lights blind billy. a ringing in his ears nearly deafens him. his vision blurs and his teeth grind into sawdust. the taste of blood fills his mouth as he bites down on his tongue. he grips at the lifeguard stand, hardly able to stand himself.
theres a guy in front of him. billy thinks his name is alex, who eyes him wearily. alex clears his throat, tries again. "hey, uh. billy?"
billy. his name is billy. billy hargrove.
the metallic taste of blood coats his mouth. he tries to speak, words tumble from mouth like a slippery slope. he doesnt have control over them. he cant remember if hes supposed to breathe in or out when he speaks.
all billy knows is that theres a girl out there. someone told him to come find her of he ever needed anything. what was her name? it started with an h, two, maybe three syllables.
he loses his footing, almost falls against the stands wood, and alex takes a step back from him. hes scared of billy. did he do something? hes cold. his entire body is cold.
"you know what, im just... i'll just go." alex takes another step back. he pushes his glasses up stands awkwardly in front of billy. "y/n is probably waiting for me, anyways."
the hair on billys arms stand up.
y/n henderson. that had been the girls name.
sweetheart. billy calls you sweetheart. hawkins sweetheart. the one who extended help to him.
"where?" saliva mixed with blood follows billys question.
alexs eyes widen. "w-what?"
"where. is. y/n?" he needs to find you. its getting harder and harder to keep the blood inside his mouth. his guts twist within his stomach, billy thinks the cold that attacks his body is really white hot heat, searing his intestines and burning him from the inside.
you said you could help him.
billy doesnt know whats going on. darkness seeps into his brain. he cant think straight. the sunlight casts a blinding streak across his eyesight. is he dreaming?
"she... she should be waiting in her car." alex isnt sure if he should be telling billy this. youve always been weird when it came to the mention of the boy, but billys sweat drips onto the concrete and alex thinks he may be experiencing heatstroke.
he decides then that he should take billy to you. alex knows youll know what to do. you always do. the amount of times youve saved his ass at work is more than hes willing to admit, but alex holds a deep appreciation for you.
alex grabs billys arm to guide him towards the pools exit, but the skin is cold to the touch. he flinches, he doesnt understand whats wrong with the guy. hes drenched in sweat and yet ice cold.
billy doesnt register any of this. all he can feel is his body being moved somewhere. hes removed from it all. his body hasnt been his ever since the night he crashed his car.
theres something inside of billy. something more sinister than the anger his father left him. worse than the bruises and scars from his childhood. and billy is afraid.
it takes some maneuvering, alex has to stop and steady billy every few feet, but eventually they make it to the pools parking lot. only your car isnt there.
alex curses and looks down at his watch. its almost one in the afternoon. your shift at bookstrordinary shouldve ended thirty minutes ago. youre never late.
and yet you never show.
billy and alex stand in the parking lot for nearly an hour waiting for you. the sun blazes down upon their skin. billy nearly blacks out at one point, and alex doesnt know what to do.
then something seems to shift within billy. his back straightens, his eyes suddenly ignite, and the blue in his irises is gone. black now infiltrates, and alex nearly trips on the curb in his haste to get away from him.
billy sniffs the air in an animalistic way. alex watches.
theyre here.
the voice booms in billys mind. its gravelly, rough, it isnt human.
follow them. follow her.
billy turns and sees el walking across the street. shes coming towards the pool. she hasnt seen him yet. neither have the others. those goddamn kids and max.
max.
who is he again?
#ask#anon#m speaks#come home blurb#m's writing#set during season 3 !#ok actually this was lowkey fun#i like writing really depressing things
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natsuo not forgiving his dad but making peace with his past and moving on was actually really great; and i liked where endevour ended up -- even now its hard to say everyone's fully moved on from his abuse -- becuz thats not how it works, i think ive said it before but endeavors redemption arc always confused me becuz compared to characters like bakugo, his was so weak -- and that i thought (and still do) it was done on purpose
bakugo's growth is shown at a very slow and gradual process, when he apologizes to izuku, he's not only realized he was awful, he's already been actively better and he's already grown -- also bakugo's pre-arc self doesn't compare to endeavor who literally abused his entire family, leading his wife to a breakdown, his son to death and then villiany, along with many other things -- im only comparing them becuz they both had redemption arcs written by the same author not becuz i think theyre comparable
bakugo's actions werent good by any means but he, per every arc, gradually changed over and over, not only how he treated izuku but how he thought of him and how he acted overall (all the while retaining his loud personality lmao)
endeavor on the other hand essentially got what he wanted, realized he was a piece of shit and /then/ tried to make it up -- it wasnt like bakugo who was already being better when he apologized -- who was waiting to apologize -- endeavor's arc, in that way felt insincere
altho the scenes where endeavor tries to be a better father and todoroki ignores him are funny, they also show that endeavor just kind of tries to flip the switch -- there's not gradualness, no process, one day he's just like "well enough of being awful" but the thing is, why would siblings who have been hurt their entire life not want some aspect of love? of course it makes sense that even tho natsuo was the least likely to be willing to forgive endeavor, some times u thought that maybe... but natsuo could never forgive him, could never pretend that nothing happened and that they were family now, and that was perfect for him becuz he didn't owe endeavor anything
even when the dabi-touya reveal happens, endeavor fails to actually take action/responsibiltiy over his abuse of his family -- he's vocal about wanting to change, he tries to play up some reselblance of a father, but he fails to genuinely show growth most of the times (not to say he's never had moments where his regret is obvious, just that there are a lot of moments where he should be doing something but doesnt)
endeavor's arc is a show that sometimes u regret what u've done and u try to change, but u fail at it, sometimes apologies dont account for anything, sometimes people dont forgive u -- its a show that no every character arc is meant to end with the character forgiven --- endeavor says that he'll continue apologizing and give reparations for his crimes for the rest of his life, he accepts that that means nothing to natsuo and that natsuo wants to move on w/o him, he says he'll take the blame, that he chose to dance, so he'll take the consequences -- its a very bleak ending but it fits his arc the best -- endeavor was not able to really fix anything -- he did not fix his family, he did not save touya, he did not earn the love of his children, but he finally became ready to actually repent, without expecting anything in return
to clarify, i dont think that endeavor's regret is insincere, by the way, i think he does regret what he did to his family, however his regret for the abuse he forced hsi family through does not dictate how his family should react, no matter how sincere the regret, the apology, or the love, no one is required to forgive and move on -- and natsuo could not do that, but at the very least, becuz of endeavor's change, he was finally able to have some peace with it all
finally, the touya situation
the todoroki family is genuinely hell for me, the touya/dabi-shoto interaction killed me, i think ppl forget that touya's so called hatred for shoto is stemmed from the endeavors actions and abuse, touya is able to recognize that its not really shoto's fault but he cant /help/ but have all that anger in him anyway becuz of endeavor -- all of touya's siblings were born for the sole reason of being his replacement
in another life, the todoroki siblings would have loved and cherished each other, in another like touya would have been shoto's big brother and shoto would have been his little brother, they would have had soba together, they would have trained together, they would have all been a family
the "shouto im sorry" and touya crying was the worst and best thing horikoshi has ever done
#i am going through it besties#touya todoroki#endeavor#bakugou katsuki#todoroki shouto#the todoroki family
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Wait you do Harry Potter? Hell yea dawg I'll request that shit
Ron x dom Male Reader
Maybe reader is a slytherin, and doesn't take kindly to the golden trio or wtv
Anyways they're alone, room of requirements or sum. Que the non con, knife/blood play (would they use knives if they had magic?? Idk), and sadism
I have no clue how to send the hard ask thingies lmao my brain does not work very well
-💫 anon :D
(Pronouns are he/him btw for future reference)
as always FEMALE ALIGNING DNI !!!!!!
my requests are currently closed but ill write a lil blurb for you ml kisses kisses
okay okay yesss i think that you dont like the golden trio that much not because they are gryffindors but probably because smth happened w harry (hes a bitch i dont like him 🗣️ )and then romance between ron and hermione but you like ron but you cant say anything blah blah blah but one day ur in the room of requirement because probably you saw ron and hermione talking and it rlly hit you so you wander round the halls till you find the room of requirement and its a nice little cozy library for you with a little fireplace and couches and you just go and sit and sob for a little but then you hear the door creak open you stiffen up and stop making any noise and peek round the corner or ur big chair and you see ron peeking his head in lookin confused and he sees you and he walks in hes like oh hey ive never seen this room before this is pretty cool and ur just quiet on the chair staring into the fire and ron is walking over to the other couch and he plops down and he keeps and keeps talking and ur just getting more irritated w him and he cant tell and ur staring at him ur eyes are puffy and ur arms are crossed over urself and one hand on ur wand and ron finally looks at you and he tilts his head looking so cute btw and hes like hey whats wrong and you dont say anything then you hit him w the petrificus totalus curse (the full body binding curse) and his limbs snap together and he slumps over the chair like a 2x4 leaning on it. you walk up to him ur like you talk too much and okay lets say ur a half blood (somehow) so you stay strapped up w a pocket knife at all times (even tho you dont need it) and you can see the fear in his eyes as you get closer to him and you can hear the noises in his throat as hes panicking trying to get away from you and you use ur wand to rope his limbs up (the incarcerous spell) and shove a cloth in his mouth prob like idk smth random you have idk and then you undo the curse and he immedietly tries to run away and cry but since the rope has him binded so tightly his arms behind his back and his ankles together you push him to sit down and pull his robes off as he struggles and cries trying to get away from you so you take ur little (5 inch) pocket knife and hold it to his neck and tell him to stop fucking moving or ull cut off his fingers sorry guys im feeling very torturous rn and hes full got tears running down his face soaking into his cloth gag and you bend him over the side his hips pressed against the arm rest of the couch chair thing and press his face into the actual seat and bend his back as much as possible btw so it hurts more and hes thrashing around cus it hurts and he doesnt want this he doesnt like you he likes hermione he just needed to destress after getting into an argument w the other two and now? now hes getting raped by someone he (thinks he) hates and then he feels something pressing against his asshole and guess what its ur dick bout to absolutely rawdog him no lube no condom no prep just some spit maybe so it doesnt hurt you or dare i say his own blood as the lube? you put ur dick against his asshole and he starts squirming his eyes squinty and trying to get away from you and so you take ur knife and press against his lower back and tell him i told you not to move around like a little bitch and you stick the knife into his back and he screams cus it hurts so bad hes shoving his face into the couch harder and hes crying trying to get away but the more he wiggles the deeper the knife goes in and that hurts more and you pull the little knife out and gather some blood with ur hand and use that as lube before it clots up and when that happens you just get more blood if hes about to pass out you use a spell to heal that wound and stab him somewhere else and get more blood by the time you cum hes about to pass out from the pain and hes absolutely covered in blood its dripping down his back from his lower back to his head and all over his arms and the couch is soaked with blood and his hair is a red ginger mess with clots of blood hes almost breathing in blood through the cloth gag
(sorry was at block text limit) through his mouth if you pull out and cum on his back it literally just mixes with the blood he passes out and you leave him there bound in rope and gagged over the edge of the couch covered in clotted and dried blood
#yall need to understand how all over the place i am#while im writing all of my asks#atlas speaks#ik i said a short blurb oops#anyways i hope you like this#lovely 💫 anon#hard askers <3#here are the askers <3#ron weasley x reader#ron weasley x male reader#ron weasley x male reader smut#ron weasley x reader smut#ron weasley smut#cw noncon#cw non non
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okay, two things to say here
one: pran's loving stare <33
two: HOW THE HELL IS PAT'S LEG DOING THAT??? HIS FOOT IS POINTING INWARDS
THE ENTIRETY OF HIS LEFT LEG HAS TWISTED AND ROTATED COMPLETELY???
AM I JUST LOOKING AT IT WRONG OR IS PAT A CONTORTIONIST
its entirely possible he's just double jointed. i also have a lot of double joints
buT IM STILL CONFUSED BECAUSE LEGS DO NOT WORK LIKE THAT
OH
WAIT I GOT IT
HIS TOES ARE TUCKED UNDER THE CALF OF HIS OTHER LEG
IM SUCH AN IDIOT
SORRY GUYS, FALSE ALARM
ah shoot i got distracted for an hour watching commentary youtubers
HE SAID THE THING
THE THING THAT THEY ALWAYS SAY
GNERJDKBSGF
IM CLAPPING MY HANDS LIKE A HAPPY TODDLER RN
BUT YOU ALSO SAID THAT
YOU ALSO CANT LIVE WITHOUT HIM
TELL HIM THAT
OMG
DID TIAN FREAKING SPILL THE BEANS ON PAT??? THATS SO FUNNY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
his feet are normal again, dont worry guys
(guys being me. im pretty sure i was the only one freaking out about his foot but i just need a little bit of validation)
IM SOBBING
HE SAID IT
VOIEPSDHBGOVULJRBFGOBUVRPDOUFGVBNREDOUGJBVNEIRUJKDFBGNEVORIFDJLBGNBOIERUJKDFGOBIJKLERDFOIGJLBENRVOIDFJLGBVEOIRFDJLBNGBIOREJLVFDB
KISS YOUR FREAKING BOYFRIEND KISS YOUR FREAKING BOYFRIEND KISS YOUR FREAKING BOYFRIEND
H EL P
IM NOT OKAY
AAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHSBGHJSDBFX
I THINK IM DYING
THEY MEAN WAY TOO MUCH TO ME
JUST FREAKIN KILL ME ALREADY
HOW DOES ONE DEAL WITH THIS
HOW DO YOU FUNCTION WHEN PATPRAN ARE SO FREAKING PERFECT
bro just looked directly at the camera
THEYRE SUCH HUSBANDS
I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
is it love.
okay never mind, it's not love lmao
hell yes
husbands
such husbandly husbands
ERODJFLBHGNKJRDF
THEYRE ALL DOING THE 'I CANT LIVE WITHOUT YOU' LINE AND ITS KILLING ME, I LOVE IT
ah frick
im just remembering that thing about how heart transplant patients only live up to like 10 years after getting a heart transplant.
and that statistic is for people who listen to their doctors and dont go to a mountain and dont do exercise they should not and dont eat food they should not etc etc, so tian's life expectancy is probably even less than that.
ITS OKAY, LET'S IGNORE SCIENCE, WE'RE IGNORING SCIENCE
HES A FICTIONAL CHARACTER, SCIENCE DOESNT HAVE TO APPLY
NOT TODAY, SATAN
i hate you so much for this jude
why would you send me that tiktok
everyone spam @judebilation with hate for emotionally destroying me and also probably you
(im just kidding i love them too much to be super mad about this, and also FICTION MEANS SCIENCE DOESNT APPLY, WE DONT HAVE TO THINK ABOUT SCIENCE, so to jude: i forgive youuuu)
HE'S READING ITTT
PLEASE THE MUSIC WAS SO DRAMATIC THERE
IM JUST TRYNA EAT MY CHEEZLES MAN BUT I NEARLY CHOKED ON THEM
ITS SO FREAKING FUNNY
HOLY HELL
i finally finished the episode! it only took me (checks watch) 16 and a half hours to do
and if you wanna be nitpicky, technically it took 37 days and 30 minutes to start, and then 16 and a half hours to finish after that
and i still have an entire episode to go, so let's get right to it (after i pee and make a hot chocolate, cos i need emotional support)
#quodekash watches our skyy 2 despite desperately needing to sleep#our skyy 2#our skyy 2 x bad buddy#atots#a tale of thousand stars#a tale of thousand stars our skyy 2#a tale of a thousand stars#1000 stars#phutian#phupatian#bad buddy series#patpran#pran parakul#pranpat#bad buddy the series#ohmnanon#earthmix#ohm pawat#earth pirapat#mix sahaphap#nanon korapat
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SCENE; at subway
so we waited a long time for our order but not too long
so once we were eating i had opened my phone and (k) goes let me see who u have on snap and i was like ion got nth to hide here
but i get antsy when people take my phone
so he looks through a little
i have like no boys on my snap
i only have my bsf's lil brother whos a year younger than us, my mom's bsf's son ive known since i was born literally
(h) and like 4-5 boys from my elementary school that i dont even text
so yeah
this mf
(k) takes a selfie on my phone and sends it to some people on my snap
I WAS LIKE HELP
he used the big mouth filter and with the durag not a lot of people probbaly could tell it was him
bc my friend (n) texted back she was like what the fuck who is that and i was like LMAO THATS (K) and she was like NO WAY
and i told her what happened like LMAOAOAO and she went LMFAOAOAOAOOAOAOAOAO
yeah
they lowk accidentally seen a section of thirst traps of me i keep to myself. but its ok bc they didnt click on anything and it doesnt show anything
but theyre boys so they gave that like 'pause' look
i was like GET the fak out
i felt like i was cheating on (j) lowkey but its ok bc i wasnt so haha
OOH?!??!!!!??
also I forgot to ask in the previous one, what’s a durag?
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loving how fleshed out this royalty au is getting KFNFNFDN and see i cant be descriptive like u my brain cant do all that LMFAO i love ur writing style for this and overall
but oml i imagine their first time would be after a heated argument its midnight everyone but the guards and a few employees are asleep and here loak and princess!reader are having a huge argument (basically a lot of confessing of how they both didnt want this marriage to be a thing stuff like that) and theres a quick pause between them bc theyre catching their breaths from arguing sm and they just start full on making out though princess!reader is super inexperienced and os trying to keep up with loak whose had a few one night stands here and there
loak telling her how pretty she looks pissed off at him (and everyone), how no one would put up with her attitude (not even neteyam) but him bc he finds it hot lw — meanwhile her brain is malfunctioning bc hes touching her everywhere and its getting her all hot
and when they do start fucking? as much as i would like for him to be put in her place for being a brat i 100% believe he would be super soft (yet still dominate) their first time, loak who already has had a few ons and is usually just there to fuck and dip actually takes his time with his future wife
eating her out, fingering her trying to stretch her out to fit him while his other hand was on her stomache to pin her down and shes covering her mouth so they wont get caught
and when he puts it in he goes slow, watching her reaction, kissing her temple, cheeks, eyelids anywhere saying shes taking him so well, how she was made for him, how he cant wait to have more nights like this with her - lots of praises which she cant handle bc shes not use too it and shes getting all flustered as shes getting fucked lol her nails digging into his forearms or going down his back - her eyes rolling to the back if her head bc he feels so good and so full
and loak making out with her so she wont moan too loud (he doesnt really care if they caught but she knows her reputation within high society is kind of bad so anything to avoid a scandal for his future wife <333)
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The way this past week has kept me so busy and all I could think about was your asks 😩 😩 😩
Me too, babes! I’m living for this AU lmao. Idk though, you seem like you’re doing a great job at being descriptive 👀 but I’m glad that you’re liking my input. I think we make a good team!
Everyone knows you’re the mastermind behind this AU though, I’m just here for the ride lol 🧡
Catch up on the story:
Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four | Part Five
Extra: One | Two
CW:// Smut
Their emotions are so high!
This has been a long time coming - it's been nearly a year of back and forth. Nearly a year of glaring, of snide comments and sneering remarks as they're forced together 'for the good of the kingdom'. Nearly a year of heated arguments and even more heated glances that catch on the a long column of throat or the swell of a breast.
It's getting close to that time when Jake and Neytiri are set to step down from the throne. Both Lo'ak and Princess are old enough to take their place. Princess has been trained her whole life for this, she's ready - knows the ins and outs of royal life and how to handle foreign dignitaries and council issues without even having to bat her perfectly curled eyelashes. Lo'ak, on the other hand . . . well, he's good enough. He still learning; it will take YEARS for him to fully learn everything that Neteyam had been taught to do and handle since the moment he was born. But he's getting there - he's much smarter and more capable than his parents or Princess ever give him credit for.
But it's still intense. Nerves are getting the better of them, their anxiety is through the roof. The stress that they're going to fuck up somehow is making them worried and frustrated and they're snapping at each other even more than usual. If Lo'ak messes up, it's going to be proof to him and his parents (and the entire kingdom) that he will never be as good as his brother, and he hates that he can't even go one day without being compared to Neteyam. If Princess messes up, her life is over. Lo'ak would be upset if he messed up, but he would be okay. But she's a woman, and worse - she's a woman trying to maintain a position of power. She already has people rooting for her to fail. If this goes south for her, just one mess up, and she's done.
So they're both not feeling their best when they return to their rooms after their official engagement ball. They were paraded around, told to be quiet, to stick to the speeches written for them, to "Smile, for God's sake! Can you at least act like you like each other?"
The were forced to roam the ballroom, arm and arm, large smiles plastered on their faces as they talk to important person after important person, answering the same questions over and over and over again.
"Are you excited? You should feel very blessed,"
"How do you feel stepping into your brother's shoes?"
"Have you heard from Prince Neteyam at all?"
"Is it true he ran away with a maid?"
"How long after your marriage and coronation can we expect an heir?"
They danced together, bodies moving to the rhythm of the perfectly performed orchestra as they twirl together almost seamlessly across the shiny ballroom floor. Their eyes don't leave each other as they dance, spinning to the music and seeming to notice nothing else around them except for each other before the coda plays and the dance comes to an end. They bow and curtsey respectively, eyes narrowing briefly at the other as they both try to push the annoying thought of how effortless the entire piece was and what that might signify.
Lo'ak's not in his room for five minutes when a knock on the door sounds. He's still in his fancy clothes, and the only thing he's managed to remove is his waistcoat. He's still working on unbuttoning his ruffled shirt when Princess's maid enters his bedchamber.
"My Prince, my Princess is requesting your presence,"
Lo'ak frowns. "For what?"
"She would like to discuss with you some matters regarding tomorrow's meeting with the council members,"
"No," Lo'ak scoffs. "I'm tired. We can talk tomorrow."
The older woman nods, understanding. "Yes, my Prince. However, my Lady does want me to insist and remind you that she has been training for this life far longer than you have and it is within your best interest to heed her suggestions,"
Lo'ak's hands drop from his shirt, a deep growl bursting from his throat at the slight coming from an infuriating girl currently located across the castle. He barrels past the maid, cutting through hallways until he's outside Princess's door. His knock is rough and angry, and she's still in her ball gown when she answers, a small smirk playing at her lips with a cocky, "Oh, good. You're here,"
"You summoned me?"
She has about two seconds to gloat and take pride in his pissed off expression before he's yelling at her. Harsh words spill from his lips - "you're a spoiled brat" "you're nothing without me" "You wouldn't have this chance anymore since Neteyam left if not for me,". The words aren't new, he's said them before - but this time they hit harder, and her carefully crafted visage of complete emotional stability and self control come crumbling down around them.
She's yelling at him back, interrupting his scathing words and spitting her own about how he'll never be like his brother, how if she leaves then it will be on him to look as a failure in front of his father, how she doesn't even want this marriage, never wanted it, but she has to if she ever wants any kind of a life.
They're both breathing heavy when the yelling stops, glaring daggers at each other as they try to calm their breathing. She can't help when her eyes trail down to his torso, taking in the fully unbuttoned shirt hanging open around his muscular chest, mixed metal necklaces contrasting nicely against his dark skin. His eyes are on her too, locked onto the soft swell of her breasts heaving in the tight corset top of her dress.
It's pure instinct as they come together, neither one making the active decision to lunge forward and press their lips together. Yet, here they are - in the middle of the quiet hallway, Lo'ak gripping Princess's face in his hands as her own latch onto the strong muscles of his arms through his frilly shirt.
Lo'ak's mouth on hers is sure and practiced, moving against hers with the expertise of someone who has had his fair share of women. He licks at the seam of her own trembling lips, letting out a soft breath at the shaky moan he receives for his efforts and bites gently at her plump bottom lip.
Princess's head is reeling, nervousness and desire pooling in her chest and making her shake against him. She doesn't know what she's doing, and it shows through her inexperience as she desperately tries to keep up with Lo'ak as his tongue curls against hers. And, despite the heated screaming match that brought them to this point, he's surprisingly gentle with her.
It's only when they part, just enough for them to breath, that Princess realizes they're now alone in her room. At some point during their kissing, Lo'ak must have walked them in and closed the door behind them, shielding them from any prying eyes who may have stumbled upon them even in the dead of night. She feels something build in her heart at the realization he did it for her.
She doesn't expect to lose her virginity that night. She always thought it would happen on her wedding day and even then it would be something that she has to do - an obligation that comes with the role of a future Queen. She's never wanted someone like that before.
But here with Lo'ak, it's different. He's looking at her, head tilted down as she stares up at him, his dark eyes boring into hers so dark she can practically see her own flushed reflection starting back at her. And she wants.
And then they're kissing again, slow and gentle and oh so good. Her hands slide up the flat planes of his stomach, fingertips caressing the soft skin so lightly as she drags them up and around that they tickle his ribs. His hands are back on her face, large palms cradling her cheeks, thumbs dragging slowly under her eyes as she sighs into his mouth.
Without thinking, her hands push off his opened shirt, sliding the fabric from his shoulders. His lips move down to her neck, kissing at the delicate skin and sucking on her hammering pulse point as she gasps. His hands move to the back of her dress, playing with the zigzagging ties and loosening them up with skilled fingers. She holds her breath as her dress slides off, self-consciously avoiding Lo'ak's gaze as he marvels at her naked body.
"You're so beautiful," He whispers, breathless, and she knows he means it.
He prepares her properly, like a true gentleman. Licking up her juices as he eats her out, sucking on her clit to hear her pretty moans but biting on her thigh in reprimand when she gets too loud. His tongue dips inside her and her thighs squeeze his head as she shoves her hand over her own mouth in an effort to quiet herself.
He makes her cum twice before he even gets his pants off. Once on his tongue, his eyes rolling back into his head at the taste of her orgasm, and once on his fingers, carefully pushing them into her drenched cunt, mindful of the fact that she's nervous and definitely hasn't done this before. His fingers curl inside her, thumb playing with her clit as he stretches her out to take his cock, whispering sweet praises in her ear about how perfect she is, how she's so fucking beautiful when she's angry and how hot he gets for her when she's pissed at him.
And when he pushes inside her, groaning in pleasure at the feel of her wet, warm walls hugging his cock, he kisses the tears from her face and praises her more. He tells her how he's dreamed about her, how she's doing such a good job, being such a good girl for him and taking him so well. He starts up a slow tempo, a gentle rocking of his hips against hers as he moves inside her, cock dragging against her gummy walls as she whines and moans, nails digging into his back as she tries to pull him even closer, overwhelmed by the very feel of him. She feels so good, so full - so so full. His cock is so deep inside her, rubbing a special spot inside her that she didn't know she had but makes her see stars.
"You wouldn't have been happy with Neteyam," He moans, and he shocks himself with how quickly the realization hits him. "You were made for me,"
(HELP the way this is long enough to be an actual fic lmao)
(Side note: what does lw mean?? Cannot for the life of me figure it out 😂)
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To add to the ‘H/awks is a silent stifler until he’s not’ idea, D/abi forcibly ending meeting to get him to JUST SNEEZE NORMAL ALREADY.
YES YES YES HELLO??????? why is everybody here so insanely galaxy brain this is incredible. always a sucker for someone trying to keep quiet in a scenario like that …. especially when they dont even have to !!!
h/awks needing to sneeze in a meeting .. knowing full well if he just let it out it would more than likely be one and done but hes kinda a control freak about it and also doesnt want to draw attention to himself (especially since hes kind of out of place in the league anyway) so he stifles. pros: its completely silent!! and nobody notices!! cons: the irritant cant get out if you dont let it get out.
so hes just sat in this meeting periodically crushing increasingly itchy sneezes into complete oblivion . like Complete. it starts to get uncomfortable at a point but he’d rather that than make a noise. its also just habit by now for him
he probably thinks hes getting away with it since theres no noise too, his lips part with a silent intake of breath and then he ducks forward a fraction with an equally silent pinched-off sneeze. lol no. d/abi was definitely noticing the whole time , like watching h/awks have this endless stifled fit in his peripheral partly wondering what the fuck is wrong with that bird (lovingly . concerned. secretly he cares) and partly being like how the hell is he STILL being silent. that has to HURT
and he watches from the sidelines for a little bit longer and internally is just like 😧😧😧 this man is ABUSING his nose. stifling so tightly to the point where the part he pinched is white for a moment after he lets go and then fades back to an angrily irritated pinkish red. mm
at some point d/abi decides that is definitely Enough. both for his own sanity and also h/awks’ nose . honestly he’d probably just stand up grab hawks by the arm and walk straight out of the room lmao who needs to stay in meetings anyway right. as soon as theyre out the door h/awks’ breaths immediately become actually audible, almost as if his body was waiting for him to stop stifling so he could get some actual relief and the second he got out of that room it took the chance
anyway as h/awks is muffling sneezes into his sleeve (still pretty fucking tightly but at least hes not stifling anymore) d/abi’s basically telling him off for stifling. hes all “you’ll hurt yourself, burst a fucking blood vessel or some shit- if you haven’t already you prick. imagine how fast you’d be done sneezing if you actually did it properly. then i wouldnt have to do this”
and h/awks being like. “well nobody said you had to” and dabi just shrugs and says “anything to get out of those boring ass meetings. plus i’d rather Not watch you sneeze yourself to an aneurysm”
and then they skip happily into the sunset. idk bro that got away from me a bit. anyway yes anon this. ur hc this ask i am ascending i LOVE IT!!! ur mind!!! thank you for enabling me to ramble about it in a post
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list of disjointed frankie thoughts (some fluffy, most smut)
but cumming when ur half asleep hits so different and frank sliding ur underwear to the side to slip in when he gets home and ur already passed out and u wake up enough to pull his arm over you but not enough to fully register the moment and then wake up later when you're coming
throat training w his fingers. the cocky lil smirk when you gag around them and he's like "awww can't even take my fingers? thought u were begging for my cock a minute ago?" and ur whining and trying to beg around his hand and he just slaps you a lil across your face "cmon now i know you can take it. you gotta. you're not good for anything else but my cock down your throat huh? yeahhhh that's what I thought, princess. attagirl"
boothumping makes me so insane I'm so hnnnnn nnngggggg frank polishing his gun at the table n u getting off on his boot while he ignores you and when you finally come he calls you a MUTT for getting off like that!!!! and overstims you with the GUN
him going w you to go clothes shopping and he's loving spending time w you but borrrreeeddd and so you finally have an armload of things to try on and make him sit outside the changing room (which he grumps abt bc if he's gonna be bored he should at least be able to see your tits 🙄🙄🙄) and you come out in a tight lil number and he gives you that look and yanks you back into the changing room 🤌
u guys don't understand what a chokehold this trope has me in tho it makes me so insaneeeeeeeee also the yanking him into a closet or sum and leaving lipstick smears on his face BUT HE DOESNT NOTICE and you send him back and he's acting normal tryna get rid of his hard on with red smears all over his mouth and neck and everyone knows but no one is saying anything bc HES not acknowledging it???? yeah !!!!
yall hangin out in the kitchen and he's focused on whatever and you're chattering away while doing dishes and he's like half listening, just kinda enjoying your voice as background and you say something ASTRONOMICALLY stupid and he gives you that look and then you think about what u said and you both start cracking up about it. (this is extremely self indulgent as an ADHD bitch who just says things sometimes without listening to myself talk and then ppl react and I'm like wait..... I know that's wrong lmao)
OR OR OR he's vibin at the table polishing his boots or cleaning his gun or summ and you come out stark fucking naked and he gives you THAT look when he looks up and then is like oh? you wanna play games baby? I can play too. and you're giggling and he's chasin you around until you land in a heap on the living room floor, him on top of you like a 250lb dead weight crushing you while he kisses all over your face and you can feel him half hard on your thigh, bucking into you
or tHat look but across the room at a party or event bc you text him something lewd and he finds your eyes across the room and is like we're doing this? u want this? now? and then he fucks you in the bathroom all desperate and feral, clamping his hand over your mouth to keep you quiet and tucks your panties into his pocket and sends you back out on the floor with his cum leaking out of you and proceeds to lean back against the table or bar and watch u squirm and try to act normal
feeling chill and normal and definitely do not wanna lick his vee or loop my fingers into his waistband while he smirks at me… him being already half undressed and just giving u that cocky smirk men do when they know they have u wrapped around their little finger as you frantically try to get his pants off h nnn ggggg
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op. op pls i devoured your fic rec list. do you have. perchance. more to share. pls. (if you want ofc) jason requires All the hugs. esp when he gets to be Safe in bruce or dick's arms again like they're protecting him even though hes all grown up now and doesn't need protecting but that's his Family and they Love Him op im having emotions (tone lighthearted i just think you have good taste in fics and am wondering if you would want to rec some more? no pressure LOL)
anon, this has to be one of the best compliments ive ever received in my life lmao thank u for saying i have good taste in fics 😂
ive got 10 more recs for ya! i tried to centre it on jason with bruce and/or dick but there are a couple that have an even focus on other siblings too. those will still have the good jason stuff in it tho. 😌😌
also this time not all of them are h/c lol soz some of them are just fluff 🙏 but they do all have good family feels!!! and im pretty sure jason gets hugs in most of them too haha.
anyways, onto some (more) good jason todd family feels gen fic! once again: word count rounded to the nearest thousand, and listed in no particular order.
The Cave by lurkinglurkerwholurks | 4k
jason and dick get stranded on an island and dick is injured so jay goes to explore the island on his own and finds a sketchy cave he goes to explore. shit happens. as a younger sibling myself, i found it pretty accurately captures the complexity and the depth of sibling feelings and relationships (esp dick's older brother-ness) in a situation thats been dialed to 11.
through the valley of the shadow by Goldmonger | 10k
jason gets captured and tortured and inadvisably makes his way out of the building even though he's exacerbating his wounds bc he doesnt want to risk waiting for a father bat that will never come. bruce does get there in time and jay recovers at the manor, to his great annoyance and reluctant warmth.
Ornaments by haunt_the_stars | 2k
it's the holidays & bruce is counting kids (checking in on them) when he finds jason crying by the christmas tree bc bruce buys them all a new ornament every year and jason doesnt have any after his death and it's not fair he missed out on so much of his youth. i cried reading this but it was also cute. (tbf, literally any time jason contemplates the teenage years he missed out on due to his death etc., i cry lol.)
and if only i could make a deal with god by foreverstudent | 21k
one of the ones with a more even focus on everyone. id actually say it's about bruce. feels are good tho, and jason does get a hug. the bat boys get sent back in time and find a bruce that just started being batman standing in front of his parents' graves and wondering if he should stop being batman to find happiness in marriage. the boys unanimously decide to convince bruce to give up the bat so he can be happy, even though it majorly risks their own futures (and in dami's case, his actual life).
Tap Out by coyote_nebula | 8k
jay's at a gala and gets poisoned and as he struggles to breathe (and his family panics), he contemplates all the other times he felt like he was gonna die. focuses heavily on the concept of tapping out as a way to practice boundaries, esp in his relationship w bruce.
You, Me, and the Humanity in Between by JUBE514 | 66k
this is kind of fantasy realism? and this is another fic that focuses more evenly on everyone. bruce keeps finding these kids that arent really human, adopting them and giving them a childhood (and family!) anyways. it's sweet and my favourite thing about it is that the boys all pass around bruce's gotham knights sweater for comfort clothing. also there's a part where john constantine is like "h o w do you keep finding them?!?!" it's good lol. ah and i just love when stories explore what it means to be human.
The 70 Days After Groundhog Day by Ptelea | 44k
this is a dick pov fic that goes through the aftermath of a time loop only jason remembers. it's not often you get to read about the after effects instead of the time loop itself, which i thought was cool, and it goes into the way jason and his relationship to the family has changed bc of this thing only he remembers. focuses most heavily on dick & jay.
Commencement by ivy_and_ivory | 3k
jason invites bruce to his uni graduation :') what i like the most is that jason's not just thinking of how he feels now, he's thinking about how he'll feel in the future. he might still feel weird about bruce now but in the future he thinks he'll have wanted b to be there. it makes me so soft to read about this jason that's looking toward the future again, instead of focusing on his death and his past.
The Bedtime Chronicles by SillySunshine | 5k (series)
the rule is, as long as bruce can pick you up, he can still ground you. 😤 the first fic is robin jason and it's all v fluffy and adorable. the second fic is red hood jason so it's angsty and then hilarious (obvs b can still pick him up) and then fluffy. we love sappy father & son fic in this house!
pantry by envysparkler | 4k
one by one, jason's siblings congregate in his apartment to get away from bruce/seek refuge after a hard day/generally annoy him. jay-centric, tho all the siblings + bruce star pretty equally. fluff & humour! spoiler alert: eventually he escapes to the manor lmao.
#rei replies#jason todd#fic recs#batfamily#it took me a hot second to pick 10 that fit the criteria u mentioned anon lol#jason is now officially my number one most bookmarked character 🥲#'you me and the humanity in between' has my whole heart lol it's so INTERESTING#dick is this wooden doll that gains sentience after years of being cherished by the grayson family#jay is part of the soul of gotham come alive from the city's stone#tim is a statue that was part of a grave of a boy that died a long time ago.#his parents found the grave and the statue boy on a dig and brought him home as an artefact to be admired from behind a glass case#and dami is completely human.#anyways clark gets kinda freaked out cuz the first three robins dont have heartbeats lol#it's good stuff!!!!!!
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I'm watching Star Trek TOS Bread and Circuses
I AM ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAAAAAT
also the fucking banter while Spock and Bones are fighting was hilarious to me in an otherwise very serious situation-
But oh my gosh I'm so fucking invested omg
Also I love the outfits (i.e. I like it when they dress up lmao it's funny)
Spock looks like a cat in a cage 🥺
Bones is like Welp we're gonna die , so sorry for all the mean banter, we're friends
PFFFFFF BONES
"Each day you stay alive is just one more day you might slip and let your human half peak out" BONES YOU DONT NEED TO CALL HIM OUT LIKE THAT
I think calling out Spock-
OKAY HOLD UP, BONES SAYS THAT SPOCK DOESNT KNOW EMOTIONS AND THEN IMMEDIATELY PICKS UP ON THE FACT THAT SPOCK IS WORRIED ABOUT JIM IN THE SAME BREATH LIKE 🤨
Okay but I think Bones calling out Spock is just Bones being angry instead of being scared cus like yea they're Gonna Die™
"LAST HOURS AS A MAN" YOU- UH- DUDE WHAT- women™
Also oh my gosh SCOTTY IS THE BEST!!!
Like he's so smart, love it honestly.
OH FUCK THEY ACTUALLY USED THE MACHINE GUNS OH WOW
Pffff oh my god dude you did NOT try to redeem yourself after all that 😭😭😭 like , very glad the Boys are safe but yea
Also YES SCOTTY!!!! SCOTTY RECOGNITION ✨✨✨
Yes Uhura~ OH MY GOD WAIT JESUS CHRIST??????????????????????????
W H A T
EXCUUUUUUUSE ME???
ARE YOU JUST-
ARE YOU KIDDING? ARE YOU SAYING THAT LOTS OF PLANETS HAVE THEIR OWN JESUS?????????????
I'm screaming, actually.
They just love dropping insane shit at the end of every episode.
That was a clever play on words though, I'll give them that. They thought the Sun was the sun in the sky when it was the Son.
Ten outta ten episode honestly. I'll be rewatching , like, by tomorrow
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a list of everything that went wrong today bc if i dont complain and joke about it ill think too much . under read more cuz its 20 points.
my mother got a speeding ticket bc she was 10km/h over . on an empty road at 5am but it wasnt cops ther ebut the one that flashes its not happened to me exactly but it went wrong
had to pay 260pln at the airport cuz the fucking ryanair app didnt work properly and didnt give me my boarding pass when i definitely clicked download and then gave me an "unknown error"
already stressed went to the gate . looked at my boarding pass . only one bag. fuck
paid anothe 200 to be able to take my luggage with me already sweating and shaking (at least the vodka in dutyfree was on sale)
the dude taking my payment told me to take out electronics and meds cuz "these bags get lost sometimes" causing me to die instantly
i gave my bag to a dude next to my plane so he can put it inside the plane with other checked in bags . which should make me more normal cuz like i gave it to him and saw him walk to put it in
didnt help. i was already panicking. what if he took it to a different plane (there were no other planes) . what if he took it for himself and hid it (its bright fucking yellow someone would see it) . what if the plane runs it over (????)
had my adhd toy and was very nervously playing with it and sweating and the lady sitting next to me asked if everythings okay (probably assuming im scared of flying/planes/heights) . so that was nice of her i told her im having an awful day but thanks for asking
the emergency instructions that they give every time made me worse. the plane shook when flying up (normal) and i was sure its crashing . the force of flying up felt different i was sure the engines stopped and died
realized i need to throw up NOW so i went to the bathroom and threw up a bit. never threw up thousands of meters into the air
didnt wanna flush it cuz what if it sucks out too much and sucks out my bag and it falls out
the rest of the flight was fine i chilled out n saw mt etna which is fun i always wanted to see a volcano
landed. started freaking out a bit cuz my bag wasnt coming out for a long time (normal time) and what if they lost it the numbes were slightly different what if somone already took it- oh nvm here it is
cool going for the bus oh wait i need to have coins to pay for the ticket i just bought a carbs free(?) beer for 1.90eur at the airport
wanted to smoke so i wanted to grab my cigarettes from my backpack and realized half of my shampoo spilled out for some fucking reason and the ziplock wasnt closed fully so my backpack (with my laptop charger cables and most important handbound physical copy of unholyverse which was a gift from my bf) was in shampoo and i had no tissues
okay crisis averted it wasnt as bad as i thought. oh shit im almost late for my bus the next ones in 1.5h
managed to get in . and it even had ac. doesnt matter the zip on my backpack broke but after a 10min fight i fixed it
my phones at 7% i need to climb uphill to get to my hotel . the checkins not until 3pm (it was 11.30 at the time its 12.30 now)
okay fine i have an adapter ill charge my phone a bit and go for a walk . yeah sure lmao the adapter doesnt work apparently so im charging my phone from my laptop
well at least theres two swimming pools so ill go swim for the first time in 8yrs.
#anyway i really hope this is all the bad luck i had for this trip#other than crabs being at the aquarium . but that happens#at this point (not actielly having a problem to deal with) its quite funny . how does this always happen to me
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Bracket H Round 1
Poll 24
Skitt & Ena & Olive (@bootsieboots) vs. Apricity Nix (@decapod-appreciator)
495. Skitt & Ena & Olive (@bootsieboots)
skitt usez any, ena usez they/it/she (bc of her eczema), and olive usez he/they
The TL;DR 4 them is that theyre little fucked up guys living in a circus 2gether. Skitt is a repressed traumatized clown amphibian, Olive is a sweet jackalope who acts like an asshole as a defense mechanism, and Ena is a chaotic little shithead w a short fuse, whos actually secretly the mom friend. I like to put them in2 situations in my head and then never write said situations down. Also theyre all aspec and trans.
Skitt:
he is simply a little guy! (puts him thru the horrors puts him thru the horrors p) Oh, hes a bit fucked up actually.
-a mishmash of basically any amphibian features i think r cool! It is also a clown! Isnt that silly? Well its actually 4 trauma reasons. Lol. lmao.
-has rejection sensitive dysphoria and wants every1 2 love him so much all the time. Cries and throws up when it inevitably doesnt work out.
-ADHD!
-super in2 fashion and makeup. Can u guess why? Trauma reasons, of course! Honestly most of her hobbies r rooted in wanting 2 escape something.
-i cant think of anything else non-spoilery 2 put here. Uhm. ze really likes bubble baths and swimming.
Olive:
A little skrunkly autismic sourpuss. He wishes that he cud b more sincere w people sometimes, but every past attempt has been met w people shutting them down, in 1 way or another. The only person in the world he feels even mildly comfortable around is Ena (and later on in the story, Skitt).
-acts like an asshole around most people bc theyre used 2 being seen as one. And by asshole, i mean a little quiet, sulking, wet cat in a corner of the room who makes angy faces at any1 who invades their space.
-mute! This is bc bunnies do not have vocal chords. Communicates thru sign language and annoyed noises. Screams when overstimulated. Yes, bunnies can scream, just not using vocal chords. There r also other sounds they can make! (mostly annoyed sounds. He does purr as well! Just like a real bunny)
-very in2 music. Plays the harmonica and other woodwind instruments that r easy 2 steal. Can they play good? Uhm. havent decided yet actually.
-has a sort of heart shaped facial scar and a broken antler he got from entirely mundane causes (antler is permanently broke, dont question how that works bc i dunno).
-very incredibly touch averse, only tolerates Ena’s touch. theyre also fat and very fluffy! Great 4 cuddling! But he wont let u. Sorry.
Ena:
Money gremlin!!! Chaotic anarchist motherfucker!!! Probably owes u money! Is currently being gay doing crime. In this world, 1 does not have to pay/steal 2 survive, but Ena does it anyways 2 fuck shit up and stir the pot.
-escaped from a shitty orphanage w Olive.
-horrible anger issues. If Olive is a sourpuss, Ena is a bomb waiting 4 an excuse 2 go off. This is bc in the orphanage, they learned that no 1 wud listen 2 them unless they scratched and fought and clawed and bit and punched. (and shocked!). Shes generally chill tho, just, its easy 2 get on her bad side.
-sorta the therapist friend, bc its good at telling ppl what they want 2 hear. Her charismatic attitude also helps when scamming people.
-uses prosthetics! In this world, aquatic animals r given the ability 2 stay on land 4 extended periods of time via prosthetics! Want 2 know more? Ask me :>
-basically blind. Electric eels have awful eyesight, and shes no exception! She can only see bright lights and colors. They use electrolocation 2 get around. (please ask me what it is if u dont know, i am v happy 2 infodump abt anything oc related!)
Remember kids, a vote 4 my ocs is a vote 4 disability, queerness, anarchy, the found family trope, little guys being put in situations therye entirely unequipped for, furries, and much more!
Skitt has a triangular dress with purple and yellow split colors, and purple leggings. Pointy, slender legs. A long pointed yellow hat with a little green thingy on top (idk what to call it). Blue eyes with froglike pupils. Minty-green, short, curly hair. A classic clown makeup look (off-white facepaint, a clown nose, and pennywise-esque makeup lines going from the bottom of his eyebrows to the sides of his mouth.
Olive is a jackalope with short, olive/forest green hair swooping over one eye. His eyes are the same color as his hair. Most of their fur is darkish brown, while his belly, his inner thighs, and lower left arm is beige. their right arm, lower legs, and the top of their ears are black. Only wearing black arm warmers thanks to sensory issues.
Ena is a vaguely pirate-themed girlie. Dark brown skinned, with grey arms and greyish legs. Big thicc tail. Mostly black hair. Tattered black shorts and an even more tattered, dark green crop top. Has red eyes and a red sash tied around its waist. Lots of little spots all over their skin. lazy-eyed.
496. Apricity Nix (@decapod-appreciator)
she/her
she's a werewolf she's aroace she stalks people on accident. she didn't know what a crime was until the police went after her. her best friends are a supervillan and a failed actress. she thinks she would make a good detective (she wouldn't). she's fun and friendly and sweet but still a fully thought out character. she runs away from her abusive home to find her sister and in the process finds a whole new family. she even takes down the government.
Pris is a short, pale girl with black hair styled to look like wolf ears. she has brown eyes with diagonal red pupils and a bit of a snaggle tooth on one side.
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s&b s1e2 live reaction!!
the episode title omg... nina and matthias better show up in this
young mal and alina are so cute
KAZ AND INEJ ALREADY?? IM BEING FED HELL YEAH
but i can tell this is not gonna be a cute scene
i mean their scenes are never "cute" but shes already yelling 😬😬
OH THAT WAS PAINFUL TO WATCH
inej is so valid tho i love how she knows what she wants and she doesnt let herself get pushed around 💪💪
even by kaz
the darkling isnt even that hot what do people see in him??? the crows on the other hand.............. bangers all of them
ah this is the scene from the trailer
oh thank god we're in ketterdam again i like alina's plot but its very predictable and crow's plot is not
and thats funny considering i've read soc but not s&b 💀
inej is gonna save kaz im calling ittt
oh nvm!! see what i mean abt it being unpredictable
Ahh inej and jesper time 😍😍
STOPPP NOT INEJ DRINKING JESPER'S SHOT
wait huh?? why is inej going to the menagarie????
KAZ DRINKING JESPERS SHOT TOO IM CRYINF
indirect kiss 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 (not really)
KAZ HAS BLUE EYES?? I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THIS HES SUPPOSED TO HAVE BROWN EYES INEJ LITERALLY DESCRIBES THAT A MILLION TIMES
damn kaz is smart
alina girl theyre not tryna kill you
what tf does mal have against grisha 💀💀💀
happy to see inej but why the Fuck is she still in the menagerie i dont like this
WHEN SHE LETS HER HAIR DOWN >>>>>>>
"would you like to see how it works" HDHFLKJFKLJFL
okok thank god shes just gonna kill someone i thought that heleen bitch was gonna make her do what she did before
jesper being in awe of inej is so funny to me 😭😭
i feel like everybody is being way to chill abt alina being a fucking Sun Summoner. like theyre all like ohh yeah ur special ur the chosen one but thats it?? why arent their reactions more extreme?? this girl is literally a legend?????
every time a fjerdan appears i go a little delulu and think its matthias
look i js wanna see all the crows ok?? 💔💔 ik wylan isnt in this season but stilllll
i can definitely see how harsh the fjerdans are towards grisha now.. like it was obvious in soc but this rlly Shows it
oh OH damn
JESPER ASKING FOR AN EXPLOSIVES EXPERT LMAO 😭😭
i love jesper
OH SHE DID IT!!!
aww i feel bad for alina ☹️💔
GET AWAY FROM HER GET A JOB 🗣️🗣️
"you would turn your back on her so quickly?" dawg.....
the person saying "eh whatever" in the background when jesper fired 💀
jesper is so bad at lying
KILL HIM INEJ
…she has a brother??
"you choose him over my freedom" "you assume its one or the other" hdhfjk the angstttt
ok i know inej is mad at kaz but the shot where they were looking over the conductor guy... THE power couple omg 🔥🔥🔥
aww alina 💔💔 jessie is a hella good actor tho
what is she doing!?!?!?
OH MY GOD THE SCENE CUTTING TO KAZ AFTER THE GUYS TALK ABOUT DOING FOOLISH THINGS FOR YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS
HE SOLD THE FUCKING CROW CLUB ?????
HE DID IT FOR HER~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KAZ
KAZ OH MY GODDDD
KANEJ IS REAL
THEY ARE REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
AUGHHHH H💗💖💖💖💖💖💖
ITS NOT ALL ANGST AHDFJKFLJGKJGLKJGLKJFKLJLKFJ
i could not care less about mal pining for alina KANEJ. IS. REAL. AHHH!!!!!
ok i care abt alina tho!! ☹️☹️ feel so bad for her
aww its overrr 💔💔 if the show wasnt on the verge of cancelation i would watch another one but im tryna stretch this out
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