#*truther

[carlsdraws]

crazyyyy that rook doesn’t blame themselves doesn’t even get the OPTION to blame themselves for freeing the gods

[menlove]

paul having a breaking up w john breakdown and proposing to every woman on earth until one matched his freak enough to say yes who's doing it like him

[miratenebrarum]

[ yknow what fuck it im going through depression im replaying bloodborne AND im making p in it ]

[pyxiscowboy]

sam’s reveal at the end makes this a thousand times funnier

[ghosted-jazz]

Soldier, Poet, Kings

Bonus wallpaper version with just Joel:

[minjimunji]

bi 4 bi percabeth,,,,, 👉👈

[cracklewink]

My Mane 6 Redesigns all together! I was going to post them separately but ended up finishing them all before I got around to it lol

[captainsaltypear]

IS ANYONE ELSE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR

[sigh-tofm]

when they come home drunk…

… price

- thinks it’s important that he loudly tells you he’s married while you steady him upstairs to bed. points to his ring incessantly, slurs on and on about his perfect wonderful wife with the big ass and soft tummy. you roll your eyes and can’t help but smile when he doesn’t let you hold on to his arm to support him. something about protecting his virtue for his wife, as if you’re not standing right beside him. proceeds to lock you out of your own bedroom when you finally get upstairs, telling you his wife will be home soon so he can’t have a strange woman in their bedroom (but still remarks on your wonderful ass). you decide it’s too early in the morning to persuade your drunk husband to let you in, so you go down to sleep on the couch. you wake up with price sleeping soundly on the floor beside you, having gone to find his wife when she never showed up in his bed the night before.

… kyle

- gets sappy and apologises for being away. loses all concept of time when he’s drunk, says he’s sorry, he didn’t mean to be away so long, he was thinking of you the whole time, the guys pulled him along and he couldn’t say no. while he’s on his knees at your feet, pressing his face to your thighs and mumbling into your marbled skin, almost making you lose your balance with his fervent apologies, you gently remind him that you were the one who made him go out with the boys because he needed to unwind after a stressful weekend of combat drills, and that he had left with them less than two hours ago. he refuses to hear and only hugs your thighs closer, so much so that you have to support yourself on the wall. turns out all he needed to relax was you.

… johnny

- is horny. almost starts drooling when he eyes you at the top of the stairs, after struggling to close the entrance door for a good minute, causing you to investigate what made all the noise. gets a wild look in his eyes when he sees you in just his t-shirt and makes you scream and giggle as he chases you back up the stairs and to the bedroom. being absolutely shitfaced, he has the coordination of a tranquillised moose and stumbles head over heels across the floor, catches his foot on the doorway and narrowly misses the edge of the dresser with his head as he falls. still, his little soldier is courageously tenting his pants when you worriedly lean over him and he gets a good look right into the collar of your shirt.

… simon

- is emotional and clingy. can’t get enough of you, won’t leave you alone. you can’t make out half his words when he’s had this much to drink (and the mancunian in him breaks out too, making it ever harder to make out the words), but you play along, smile and nod and let him sit on the closed toilet seat and talk and talk while you do your night routine in front of the mirror. so lucky to have you, luv. how could’a lug like me get a pretty one like you, luv. his melancholy statements of love become comfortable background noise for you as you remove your makeup and apply moisturiser. lets you wash the sweat and grime of the day off his face with a washcloth, closes his eyes while you massage your floral-scented moisturiser into his skin, never once stopping his little speech. ambles after you out of the bathroom, holding on to the hem of your shirt, when you’re all finished and ready for bed. his devoted mutters only let up when be falls asleep next to you.

[lazylittledragon]

bg3 x taskmaster filed under 'things that are funny to me and nobody else'

[tigerbaulm]

tuff guys :•)

lineart version + other doodles + design notes + headcanons? below the cut

their designs are always subject to changes because i’m indecisive. also written headcanons are for hermitcraft mostly ?

[notearsnora]

When I’m in a “head of Gelphie nation” competition and Ariana Grande walks into the room…

[mikurinkuwu]

⚠️yuri warning⚠️ girlxgirl action!!! dont like dont watch ^-^

[ieatmicroplastic]

Who knew just a little bit of dick would fix him????

[bluegiragi]

a new object of study...

early access + nsfw on patreon