#*throws this and runs*

[chokulit]

uhhhhhh yeah. yep. ehehe

[orderofthenerds]

New fic!!

Preview:

“What would you rather fight, ten underwater creepers or five explosive bats?”

Jesse halted from where they had been aggressively hitting an armour stand, turning their head to look at Olivia with the best unamused expression that they could muster.

“What? How did you come up with that one?” They fought to hide a grin but, judging by how Olivia laughed slightly, they were obviously failing.

“Don’t try to change the topic. Which would you rather fight?”

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[attleboy]

pomni hamster plush is cute but unfortunately this is the first thing to come to mind when i hear "hamster" so behold. my ugly creature

oh shit almost forgot the og image... i think about it frequently

[xinyuehui]

Ah, the night's just getting started. Don't let me catch you so easily next time. ⸺ QIN CHE // SYLUS ִֶָ☾.

[thewisestdino]

Just hit the most devious lick

[s3rrrpentine]

Two guys walked into a bar (part 2)

part 1

next update (part 3) is the final pages for chapter 1. uhhhhh chapter 2 is straight up bed scene (maybe???) so i'll post them all on ao3 :D also not sure if i should make it into 3 chapters but we'll see...........will took awhile tho! please be patient with me, thank you :3c

if you appeciate my works, do tip me <33 it keeps me alive online and irl hehe

[dysfunctional-doodle]

Teetles.

Based on the fact that sliders often sit on top of soft shells in water lol.

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A VERY quick doodle of turtle tots to apologise for the abysmal lack of updates. As you could probably guess, no fanfics this week I don’t think I can keep up with the week schedule with two fanfics at once anymore sorry.

[sparkoflena]

As much as I love fics of the Batfam dramatically reacting to the loss of Tim's spleen, here is what I want more of:

Bruce: So you don't have a spleen?

Tim: No, sir.

Bruce: Is Doctor Leslie aware?

Tim: She is.

Bruce: Do we have to be worried about whoever injured you coming to Gotham?

Tim: No, sir.

Bruce: Are you taking all required medication?

Tim: Yes, I am.

Bruce, releasing a sigh that is soul-deep: Okay.

Other Batkids: WHAT???

Bruce: Tim and Jason share the mantle of my Middle Child by age. They act like it. This isn't even the strangest thing I've learned about Tim.

Damian, Duke, Dick, & Cass: *all a mixture of sputtering and eyeing Jason & Tim suspiciously*

Jason: I'm offended but you're not wrong.

Tim: *shrugging in agreement and going back to whatever he was doing*

[ruvigapo]

Run boy run!! The sex monsters eat salmon!!

In which i arrive Fashionably Late to the fishssek party

[ballpitwitch]

𝐊𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐮 𝐑𝐞𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐑𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐇𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐀𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐂𝐢𝐭𝐲, 𝐍𝐉 - 𝟏𝟎/𝟎𝟖/𝟐𝟑

[zehrbear]

thinking about pussy drunk xavier who'd hold you down with your legs thrown over his broad shoulders, his arms caging you in place beneath him while your hands reach out to clutch fistfuls of the sheets as you wriggle and squirm. your lower body’s practically numb at this point, as he keeps you folded over and immobile for what feels like hours. and you can hear it, just barely over the sounds of your own whines and pleas for mercy, the sounds of xavier slurping and sucking and shaking his head between your pillowy thighs. there’s no method to his madness as he alternates haphazardly between kissing your clit and fucking you dumb on his tongue, mumbling incoherently whenever he pulls away for air and you take that brief moment of reprieve to try and get away from this glutton of a man.

not that you'd get very far.

“where you goin? don’t run from me-“ he'd whisper hoarsely, his saccharine sweet voice so painfully deceptive.

he loves it when you clench your thighs together, pressing them against his ears and locking him in place against your cunt that he’s now sloppily making out with. his large hands curl around them, stroking up and down your skin while his fingers grip onto you tight, ensuring you can’t move a single inch.

it’s not long before he’s rutting against the mattress, his cock so achingly hard as it strains against the front of his boxers that’s growing damper by the second, almost translucent with the pre leaking oh so liberally from his sensitive tip. but what gets you is when you look down at him and see those pretty eyes all glazed over. irises you could have sworn were the brightest blue, now practically engulfed in the black of his pupils. his cheeks and ears would be flushed red, warm to the touch when you squeeze and shift your thighs around his head, mussing up his hair as you do.

it would get to the point where he just can’t take it anymore, one hand moving down to grip his slick coated cock that’s throbbing with need. you take advantage of your newfound freedom to grind up into his mouth, greedily chasing his tongue while your hands find purchase in his hair. you’d be pulling hard, using your death grip on his hair as leverage to fuck his face. and he’d let you. his jaw would go slack, tongue lolling out his mouth to rest flat against your drenched cunt for you to grind against at your leisure. His eyes rolling back as he loses himself to the feel of you, the smell of you, the taste of you… intoxicated by your sex and rendered to nothing more than a tool for your pleasure. And as he hears the sounds of you keening and whining, panting above him as you tighten around his tongue -

he’s not sure he ever wants to leave

for my cutie pie @awwitschuu

[countandra]

had an hour of free time, so blame @greykolla-art for this. Boo is growing up. And sometimes it takes the boogiemen of our past to understand ourselves in the present.

[sapphoismymuse]

thinking about “my brother, my captain, my king” and i know realistically it’s meant to be a brothers in arms thing but consider boromir and aragorn actually forming a brotherly relationship in the time that they knew each other

then later when he meets faramir he’s like “welp, your my little brother now” and obviously not replacing boromir, but forming their own kind of brotherly relationship, supporting each other, being there for each other, teasing the fuck out of each other and never giving the other a moment of peace, like siblings do

[krussyarts]

Me?? Posting three days in a row?? Apparently!!

[haggz-is-here]

he’s waiting

other version 🤫🧏‍♂️

[fizzzyz]

The shepherds and the angel