#*sneaky

[slimeybee]

Pro tip: if you're gonna try and hit me with some backhanded ass compliment? Reconsider that shit and keep it to yourself!

[lunasilvis]

Fiercely supporting the Dutch socialist party is one of my favorite niche activities

[modernmutiny]

Moving needs to stop being so inspiring, i can't stop to not down ideas every three minutes or my sister will kill me

[pusheen]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Look at them tiptoeing.

[drulalovescas]

the funniest thing about castiel gotta be how he always touched Dean when healing him while never touching anyone else.

Never anyone that wasn't Dean.

[nyancrimew]

hey instagram! very cool that you keep showing me job ads for jobs as a driver for the US ambassador to switzerland, i however somewhat doubt im qualified for this position

[lindseymcdonaldseyelashes]

Leverage 4x12- "The Office Job"

[energ00n]

An apprentice garment shouldn't be touched carelessly because it's a symbol of devotion to the Prime. Thus, to let others touch it is to say "I'm devoted to you too"

Orion doesn't know and D won't stop him

[bobateaqwq]

had to do this trend w them

[humlase]

@eatsbooks

I don't think he's quite old enough to be interested in liquor but there's certainly other things he's got an eye for.

They're pulling a heist. Featuring Aaron because stealing cupcakes isn't a one man job when you're tiny as a bug.

[kurj]

milton the duck update!! he likes his peas, but occassional bread wont hurt, he says

[chell-min]

for his birthday ulysses gets to reenact one historical assassination of his choice

[st-hedge]

I am waiting… waiting for you…

[majunju]

"pat the robot on its head" say less