Teddy ¤ According to lots of old ladies and exactly 1 (one) person under the age of 60 I'm "charming." ¤ just ask about my sideblogs if you're curious, i have too fucking many ¤ AO3: ModernMutiny
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youre monogamous? oh… it’s ethical, right? ethical monogamy? okay good for you! i mean pretty much every monogamous couple i’ve met didn’t work out but maybe you guys will beat the odds! haha. so is it a sex thing? you guys have sex with- just each other? huh. how does that work? i could never do monogamy, i’m too jealous, i’d worry my partner would leave me for someone else instead of dating us both… how do you deal with the jealousy? is it hard? like, how hard? extremely? do you think you’ll break up? i mean in the long run these things rarely work out,
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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck
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kids deserve so much more respect and it turns out that saying that is a great way to locate the horrible people in any community <3
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im so glad Jacob Wysocki can now buy one of Brennan Lee Mulligans American Girl Doll Shoes for $90,000, it's a bummer he can't get 2 but even just getting one is amazing, I'm so jealous
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Sam Reich really said "hey Linkdin, I want to give my friend $100,000 for being a delight. He smokes weed and loves bigfoot. Can you please give me 97,500 of the dollars? I can make sure there'll be a sign spinner with your logo and a barbershop quartet there when we do." And theY GAVE 97,500 DOLLARS TO HIM TO GIVE TO HIS FRIEND
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sports bra and boxers can be lingerie if you're enlightened and impure of heart
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King of the Hill is back! Don't forget Jonathan Joss (John Redcorn) didn't just die he was murdered for being gay and married to a trans man.
The next hearing for his murderer is August 18th I think. They asshole is more offended that he's being called a homophobe (he has a gay brother gasp!) than murderer (which isn't even in question he confessed immediatly and there were at minimum 5 witnesses)
The media tried to blame it on Joss’ past mental health and addiction issues. He's somehow also supernaturally strong and big and scary and that's not racist at all says white cops.
Please don't forget him. He was so proud and excited for king of the hill. You don't deserve to be murdered because a white dude says u need to die
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