#*rairpair I mean…

[lavender-not-fruit43]

Showing my favourite variants of Bradenny/Kennadley because no I’m not fucking normal about them

Tbh, I kinda didn’t expected to like a rairpair that much ngl

I just decided to show only the ones that I like the most😇

(Don’t ask me why I putted Mysterry crunch and Princess crunch two times-)

So that are the only ones that I love sooooo much… I might do a part two of it bcs oh god I love this ship too much

[urproblematicfav-arsonk]

Ayyyyee foot fetish people!!!!! Is this....is this what you wanted?? This is what y'all meant when you said you wanted to see Angel's feet right?? you wanted chronic pain and metaphors for addiction right????

[shadouko]

i wake from my nap. thinking about ryunosuke and shinobu

[mejomonster]

I. I can't wait to write a 100k fei du x Luo wenzhou fanfiction with Devil King Fei Du (thanks tteom lmao)

[i-tripped-on-a-rock]

I’ve been getting really into x-men recently and I’ve been binging X-men evolution for the first time (I love it dearly) and I think they should kiss.

I guess I just ship rairpairs now??? Do they even have a shipname??? I vote for their shipname being Nightvision. I also just watched x men apocalypse and I think they should be gay in that as well.

Being a marvel fan means you kinda just have to be a multi shipper, especially with x men and their five million different timelines and shows. I love scogan but I hate it in x men evolution because scott is 17 in that show for the first few seasons.

ALSO I SAW DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE IT WAS SO GOOD. I may do fanart idk

Anyway that’s all.

[lagsemantics]

Hi! Would you like to talk about your Soundwave Misfire rairpair? It's actually pretty cute ngl. How did they meet?

bahah thank you for asking!!

i've laready pestered @robot-rarepairs-dotcom about this in this specific ask but, yeah, why not yell it out loud and proud for the people in the back? and come to think of it maybe i should make a comic out of it sometime someday??? or a fanfic? no, i shant...

so. from the top. the war is still raging on all fronts. there is the fighting with blasters, guns, cannons ad whatnot, sure. but. its said that wars are won off the battlefield. and soundwave, as the chief intel officer is here to secure the rightful victory of the decepticons.

but its not an easy job by any means. there is infinite amount of information to be sourced and only so many tasks sw can attend to at a given moment. so knowing the right cybertronians and having mechs in the right places was all but crucial. and the neutral underground is one such place. but here comes an obstacle. neutrals dont take kindly to 'cons. it'd be a long and tedious process to plant a new network in there. it'd be so much easier if soundwave could find anyone who is already a regular in those spaces. and time is of the essence. there must be something, someone...

...and here comes the idea to employ the scavengers as contacts.

soundwave is naturally skeptical of the idea. the scavs? the bottom of the bottom of the barrel? undisciplined, lousy and, most probably, disloyal? but that just further proves the point. no one would put them under scrutiny. no one would pay them any mind, no one would care. they could slip in anywhere, anytime, get what soundwave needs and then disappear with no trace, since no one even payed them more than a passing glance and a dismissive scoff.

their questionable allegiance is another thing. the one thing soundwave is certain theyre loyal to is survival. he can grant them that. the decepticon high command has a lot of shanix to spare.

and its not like they need to get any major missions, either. soundwave could run a test trial to figure out whether this solution was at all worth investing into.

besides, the scavenegers (as most of the low-ranks) were expendable assets, after all.

and so the chief intelligence officer yields. soon after they send an anonymous signal to the w.a.p., requesting to meet their representative in some shithole bar on a neutral planet.

misfire lost the straw pull and was chosen to be the representative. which in practice meant he was the one speaking with the mysterious figure while the rest of the gang was to sit around (mostly) quietly and listen. and enage if the things went south. because, where one goes, the others do as well.

only when the mission renders sucessful, soundwave reveals himself - to shock and awe of the scavs. but, nevertheless, a long term symbiotic relationship formed. scavengers did what they were instructed to, to mixed results, but they did nontheless. soundwave paid accordingly. all was well.

but there is more to it than meets the eye.

soundwave, though he would never admit it, would grow fond of the scavengers - the lowkey, chill and maybe even fun life they had. a far cry from what he was forced to put up with in the high command. no more power struggle, no more persisting rumors of war. for a moment, aboard of the w.a.p. he could no longer be the head of the decepticon intel office. he could... just exist. not sure how he feels about it, yet. he needs more time to figure it out.

at the center of this is misfire, naturally. the one who talked to him first and the one who was sort of ushered into the role of the one to build a figurative scavengers-soundwave relationship bridge. naturally at first misfire and the others didnt take too kindly to soundwave. as a team they had rather complicated views on the high command as a whole. and soundwave was the very idea of the high command. as skeptical as the scavenger would be, the relationship was beneficial. soundwave became a token of survival for them. but soon enough though, that was to change.

i mean, misfire isnt stupid. he's introspective. he likes people. he likes knowing people. even soundwave was not beyond his curiosity. and, accidentaly or not, he got to know soundwave. the little things about him, that naturally started to seep out of his hardened shell now that he could, primus forbid, finally relax. soundwaves concealed passion for music, his innermost philosophical reflections, the way he cares about his casettes. the mask faltered.

soundwave is being taught how to be his own mech - who he is and who he has potential to be off the battlefield. he's been taught about the importance of trust as a part of loyalty and to overcome the egoism and dispassionateness which emerged as a part of desensitization that came about from everything he has experienced. misfire has been taught of bravery, the many ways to be strong and how important it is to fight for what he believes is right - to live for something beyond just the sake of living.

soundwave has also been converted into a gamer. he's become frighteningly skilled at whatever the cybertronian equivalent of mario kart is. but he lets misfire win :]

oh, and since then soundwave has brought along his casettes to one of his w.a.p. visitations. misfire is slowly but surely advancing to become "the cooler dad". soundwave is not sure how to feel about this.

[genshinconfessions]

Hello I am the Arle x Chiori dude here again and i am letting everyone know I HAVE A LIST OF RAREPAIRS I LIKE OR THINK WOULD BE CUTE SO SO SO SO UH HERE:

Layla x Furina

— I just think. They would get along. And they could take naps together. They both deserve it. Also their color pallets match and they would eat mac n cheese together. I bet Layla would be so fascinated by Furina's hair length changing and how she has the constellation of a god despite technically never being one (she wouldn't know abt Wanderer having a god's constellation)(a god's constellation is one that reflects their form)

Mualani x Kirara

— They would explode the world from the sheer >:3 energy that their combination would bring.

Wanderer x Albedo

— One was abandoned for his humanity, the other was abandoned for his lack of it. Very poetic if you ask me.

Kaveh x Heizou

— Idk i saw this on another tumblr acc and I just. Can't stop thinking about it. Like like I bet Kaveh would love hearing about Heizou's cases and Heizou would find Kaveh's art so fascinating and beautiful. They would yap to eachother sooo much it would be horrid /pos

Sucrose x Hu tao

— OK JUST HEAR ME OUT- I actually don't have an explanation for this one, just vibes I think.

Wanderer x Cyno

— They are both so competitive they would play tcg get into one of those "being mean to eachother but they're actually flirting" things and end up making out.

Fischl x Xingqiu

— They would enable eachother so much, PLEASE let them judge people together i beg you

Alhaitham x Tighnari

— I'm kind of suprised that this is a rare pair tbh, Tighnari deserves more. I feel like they would just get eachother, with Tighnari being so well adjusted and Alhaitham being, well, Alhaitham, Tighnari probably wouldn't take his harsh words to heart as much and be better at understanding what Alhaitham is trying to convey. And Tighnari has to deal with idiots all day and tell people what to do, Alhaitham's quietness and independence would probably be a nice break for him.

Alrlecchino x Chiori

— POWER COUPLE LESBIANS POWER COUPLE LESBIANS AAAAAAAA idk it just feels so *right* and I want to see them beat someone up together.

One sided Itto x Alhaitham

— Call me crazy but I think Itto trying and failing MISERABLY at wooing Alhaitham would be so funny, Shinobu would point out the ring on his finger (I'm a Haikaveh truther) and Itto would SOB.

Shinobu x Yanfei

— I actually don't know if this is a rairpair but I need them to be law school gfs thank you.

Alhaitham x Kaveh x Cyno x Tighnari

— If you look it up on ao3 there are like, a few hundred fics but I PROMISE you that a lot of them are from the same few people. I just. I just. Ugh. They are so. I could rant for ages you don't even know.

Xingqiu x Chongyun x Gaming

— HEY HEY HEY LISTEN COME HERE I need more of them and I WILL FIGHT YOU FOR IT. I don't need to give you a reason for them, I don't HAVE one I just REALLY LIKE THEM for NO REASON.

I WILL be back with my crack ships and you will call me 🔔 (pretty please)(no pressure)

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[oscconfessions]

people should just be like. normal about ships. if you dont like a ship. thats cool don't interact with it, block the people who like it, etc. if you like a ship, epic!!! dont get mad at those who dont like it. im not referring to proshipping when i say this because thats a whole different can of worms. i mean rairpairs and such. there is so much hate in this community and im??? every other fandom left this behind in like 2015 what the fuck is going on????? also off topic but i use this blog so often im gonna make myself an anon sign off and you cant stop me

-🖋⚫

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[thewallsaretalking-again]

you know what?? Fuck it, there's something I've GOTTA talk about:

(don't worry this isn't like a serious post or anything. also its gonna be really badly written with grammar errors because I'm just really excited to finally be talking about this and I'm shaking like a leaf) (also, if you don't agree with this that is completely fine; everybody ships different ships, this is just one that I personally love and me explaining how it came to be and how I image it. I'm not trying to convince anybody of anything, this is just for fun. If you don't like, that's fine! All I ask is that there is no hate and that you just move on. Thank you!)

I love rairpairs. Like, LOVE them. Anyone who's seen my old transformers art knows that I ship DreadOp which is like, a nonexistent ship. like, the ship equivalent of being an endangered species (there's like 10 fics about it on AO3, so you KNOW it's rare). There's a few examples of me being like this but this is the best example that i have.

But this has gotten to the point where i have done something absolutely ridiculous: I have created an entirely new ship- no, TWO entirely new ships (I'm only going to be focusing on one rn). AND I'VE GOTTA TALK ABOUT THEM because honestly? I love them! so, what monstrosity have I created? Whoo... prepare yourselves (especially you, dark cacao cookie fans...)

Yep. Don't hate me. Please hear me out because honestly iv'e seen more heinous ships in my time on the internet.

so, first of all, the white dude is known as the milk village elder in CRK, and we only see him once in the entire game (that i know of). I love taking npc's and giving them characters, so this is kinda how this happened. I'm gonna start by talking about the milk dude and how i headcannon/ imagine him because it will come into play later.

I gave the milk village elder the name Whole Milk Cookie, because i couldn't exactly call him Milk Cookie; that names already been taken

Whole Milk Cookie isn't actually anyone's grandfather, despite him being called grandad/ grandpappy in the actual game. We never see anyone his age in the milk village, and I like to imagine that its sorta like an honorary title. Like, he acts like everyone's grandpa, so everyone calls him grandpa but no one is actually related to him.

Whole Milk Cookie is like, ungodly sweet. Like, diabetes kind of sweet. its ridiculous. there are only a few ways to get him angry; and trust me, you don't want to...

He's strong. Like, think Hollyberry type strong. Gives the BEST hugs too.

Nobody knows exactly how old he is, but people suspect that he's actually much older than he looks. This could be caused by his extreme talent with the milk that comes from the villages well; if its used right, the milk can cure disease, help pains, or even extend someone's lifespan/ help retain youth. either that or he's some sort of demon but hey, who's counting?

got all that? good. Now the question everybody's asking; why the hell do i ship this? What's the story here? What's the origin? Well hold onto your pants folks because this is where we get into me overanalyzing shit.

behold the line that started it all:

This is so SO vague. why the hell did they put this in here it is SO VAUGE. what does he mean by "THAT king"? you know what it sounds like? someone reminiscing of their time with a loved one who has now changed....

they never elaborate on what exactly this line means and this is the very last line we hear Whole Milk Cookie say in the main story

wondering where exactly he's gone instead of wondering when he's coming back? idk man you sound worried about him...

also saying "laid your eyes upon" just sounds so gay/loving and i don't know why. yeah your laying something thats for sure glfbnvbrfnjkrb (im so sorry)

There's also this line:

The ally thing is kind of given, but why and how isn't this guy talking shit about dark Cacao? Like, he has EVERY right to! but he's not.... its almost like he cares.... and sure he mentions the generation thing but just because your parents were friends with some dude doesn't mean you necessarily like them right? so what gives??

Then there's the matter of Dark Cacao Cookies SON:

who is DArk CHOCOLATE

now Dark Chocolate usually doesn't have any milk/dairy in it, but it DOES need a fat, which whole milk DOES have!!

So, in theory, it would make sense for cacao and milk to make chocolate of some kind, AND it would account for Dark Choco Cookie having a lighter skin tone than his father (lighter eyes and the double white hair streak too)

I also like the story implications outside of cannon:

two people who would generally not be allowed to be in a relationship due to differing status keep a relationship going for years behind the backs of their communities

Dark Cacao Cookie taking full responsibility for taking care of their son, only for everything to become too overwhelming and he begins to remove himself from everything emotionally, wanting to give his son over to his other father to be properly taken care of but can't due to the dangers that poses for everyone in his family

Dark Choco nearly kills him and Dark Cacao has to exile him and (because of a mix of psychological manipulation, grief, and regret) locks up the citadel, leaving Whole Milk Cookie out of the picture entirely

Whole Milk Cookie stews in anger due to everything that's happened and Dark Cacao cookie not taking proper care of their son but eventually falls into guilt as well because he saw the signs of stress and overworking from his partner and didn't step in, assuming that everything was fine (but is still mostly mad at Cacao because he REALLY fucked up and it's not an excuse)

Gingerbrave and the crew comes strolling up and gets the citadel open, and Dark Cacao admits to Dark Choco that he didn't care enough and that he should have done things differently, and that he loves his son. Dark Choco leaves the cookies of darkness and begins a journey of recovery while Dark Cacao vows to do better for his family and kingdom in the future.

Dark Cacao meets up with Whole Milk Cookie to truly apologize to him, admitting everything he's done wrong and that he should have done far, FAR better. He tells WM that he deserves better than him

Whole Milk is obviously still angry and will never forgive Dark Cacao for what he's done. but he still loves him despite everything and would much rather the two of them work together to fix things (not necessarily romantically, more just not hating each other wise) moving forward instead of breaking things off and stewing in grief and anger.

The two of them take things extremely slow and carefully because it's been a long and difficult process, but they, eventually, get back to where they were.

Their recovery process takes years, but by that point Dark Cacao has improved himself exponentially, wanting nothing but the best for his partner and kingdom (and now knowing exactly what NOT to do) They also eventually find Dark Choco Cookie and fix things with him, but that's a whole other can of worms I'm not going to open here.

Just generally a story of two very different people, who despite goin through unimaginable hardships, do their very best despite the circumstances. they love each other more than even they realize and the fact that they are able to fix what was broken by their own hands is a testament to that, despite all of the arguments and tears along the way.

TLDR: Dark Cacao fucks up, his husband is mad but still loves him because he knows him better than anyone else, Dark Cacao actually makes an effort and succeeds to be much much better, and the two of them eventually figure things out. An unlikely love story :)

Ok, wow, that was a lot and kinda sad. But there are a few thiings that i couldn't fit into the rest of this so imma just stick them here:

Whole Milk Cookie finds Immense joy in picking up his husband and throwing him across his shoulder like some kind of really important sack

Whole Milk calls Dark Cacao "Cacao bean"

Dark Cacao loves Whole Milk Cookies cooking to a stupid extent

Dark Cacao loves playing with his husbands fluffy hair

the two of them will often help each other do their hair because they both just have SO MUCH of it

Dark Cacao, despite popular belief, is a flustered mess around his husband and can very often be found blushing like a madman whenever Whole Milk uses his strength

these two have the ABSOLOUTE WORST bedheads. Like, Cacao HAS to braid his hair before going to bed because otherwise the two of them will wake up tangled in it. And Whole Milk will just have an untamable afro.

uhh anyways. thanks for coming to my ted talk

[sharpbutsoft]

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers! Spread the self-love 💞

Hi Inell! Thank you for this 💞

I’ve got a terrible case of recency bias when it comes to reccing my own fics do I’ll try and include some older ones too!

Hi Does This Look Weird / 911 / Buddie / 1.6k / M

My first (& only) attempt at a texting fic/adding html to a fic and I’m still SO happy with how it turned out. Basically t’s circa s2 Buck&Eddie being absolutely normal friends & also platonic dick-pics! Yay!

Bangin’ / Stranger Things / Steve&Robin / 1k / T

A pre-S4 stock fic that I really enjoyed writing. They’re still one of my favourite platonic pairings & I loved writing this little moment between them as something of a connector between seasons.

Hate Me Harder / 911 / Taylucy / 3.5k / M

My beloved Taylor/Lucy bathroom hookup fic. They are the ultimate Sun/Moon gf rairpair to me PLUS after everything Buck put them through I think they deserve happiness. And each other.

Piece by Piece, Rubble to Rubble / 911 / Chris!Pov & Buddie / 6k / T

This fic was such a challenge to write but I think it really paid off and I’m so happy with how it turned out. That kid needs to know about the will, like, yesterday!

Stained and Broken Glass / 911 / Eddie!Centric / 8k / T

This fic was so fun to write! I love characters who absolutely cannot ever say what they mean and Eddie & Helena are in competition to see who can say the least!! Also featuring Buck & Ramon bonding and pickle superiority.

[melodicaprils]

hear me out. flesh cousin x unpleasant gradient

i havent seen a single person ship them, so ig its a rairpair?

as we all know, flesh cousins are shapeshifters that can copy someone's appearance as a means of survival. because of this, fcs probably dont have any sort of beauty standard, since they can change whatever part of themselves to suit their needs.

unpleasant gradient, or just unpleasant, is a rectangle figure (tho i rlly like the sillhouette vers fans made) that pretty much everyone hates. all the dialogue abt unpleasant is ppl calling him (wiki says he uses any pronouns so i chose he) ugly n disgusting

so, since fc doesnt have any standard of someones beauty, it sees unpleasant as just a normal gradient

u see what im getting at here??????

unpleasant in a world surrounded by ppl who think hes ugly, except for 1 fc that sees him as normal???????????

also the two of them cant rlly speak so their relationship would be communicating w/ facial expressions n physical touch

"erm its canon that fc has the intelligence of a goldfish" ok so does unpleasant ur point is? (/affectionate)

(ive written like 15+ pages abt them in my regretevator fic oyfor9y6ritsyfodiydtisgjyfoditueitwyfutsjrsruspfpuf im so normal)

[ephemeralzenith]

MORE TPW HEADCANONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (they're mostly centred around my favs i'm sorry) (they're also a mix of modern au/canon universe and very unorganised in zenith fashion i'm sorry it's 1:42am)

altan trengsin loves cake

specifically there's nothing more that boy loves than chocolate cake. he just gets so excited when he smells it baking <3

arda/kureel!!! they're my fav rairpair icl I LOVE THEM. i feel like kureel was softer/sweeter/more private, whereas arda was more protective/would yell on the rooftops about how much she loves her gf

kureel and arda met in sinegard when arda was actually beating up a boy for being mean about girls being in the academy and kureel was like 'woah'

and kureel was 10000% very flustered whenever arda did anything. girl was down BAD. also very oblivious

'do you guys think arda likes me back :('

'YOU MADE OUT WITH HER FOR 3 HOURS LAST NIGHT.'

also roommates!

qara, rin and venka seeing the barbie movie together in modern au!!

they would not explicitly force anyone to wear pink but they viciously side eye any outfit choice they have that doesn't feature the colour

the cike held GREAT parties

ramsa was in charge of the fireworks

altan trengsin k-pop stan

i feel like qara would LOVE murder mysteries/murder mystery books

the cike held an entire murder mystery themed bday party for her once where she had to solve the very devastating and mysterious murder of her beloved dearest not bitchy brother chaghan and she cried

rin and altan definitely argue about whether cats or dogs are better

ramsa ipad kid

but also i feel like rin would be obsessed with that magic piano tiles game as a kid. she grinded it 24/7 to get perfect scores

baji and/or suni swiftie era (please let me have this guys)

tyr gets so sick of them that he gets ramsa to blow up their devices

'bro how much of the same woman can you listen to'

unegen sneaks into the kitchen late at night and just bites into the cheese in the cike communal fridge. idk if that's a thing foxes do i was too lazy to google it but it's an UNEGEN thing

ty @pharmacy-s for letting me cry to them abt kureel/arda for like a week straight ily. please i need everyone to get on this train

[cryptidwithacopiccollection]

I hate wanting to see [rairpair] art because that means I have to make [rairpair] art

[hatchetfield-rarepair-week]

Welcome to Hatchetfield Rarepair Week- a monthly event!

Starting March 1st, I (@sky-neverending) will be hosting a monthly 7 day event for all things Hatchetfield rarepair. This means ANY rairpair, provided it is legal (no large age gaps between adults and minors!)

The rules are as follows (will be updated as time goes on):

Every day for the week there will be two prompts, a general one and a song prompt. You can then pick any rairpair (doesn't have to be the same rairpair all week) and write for them! You can use one prompt, both in one work, or make two separate pieces!

This event is open to both writers and artists

There is no word limit

NSFW is allowed, but please be 18+ if writing it.

Feel free to put any questions you have in my ask box! I'll answer them ASAP.

First event: March 1st through March 7th

Prompts coming soon! (submit suggestions in ask box if you like :3)

(pfp by @fleshbook)

[number-one-shadisper-shipper]

Hiyaaa

Just saw your latest artwork (really good btw!! :D) and I’ve been meaning to ask u this for a while now…sorry if someone has already asked before ;-; …but I just wanna ask what made u ship shadow and whisper together? Or what made you ship ‘em to begin with? I’m just genuinely curious lol

Hey there! Thank you! Yeah, I know they're quite the rairpair. To be completely honest, when I first thought of the ship it was just because I didn't ship either of them with anyone else, and then was like, "well, what if I put them together?" half jokingly. But the more I thought about it, the more I liked their dynamic, or at least, their potential dynamic.

Mainly it's just that they're very similar personality-wise. They're both very quiet and reserved, having a hard time trusting other people. They also both fall more on the anti-hero side than a lot of the other characters. I also thought that Whisper having trauma from the Shadow Androids made for a really interesting dynamic with them. In fact, them both having trauma would mean they might understand each other better than some of their friends would. I love Rouge+Shadow's and Tangle+Whisper's friendships (I see both as siblings), but neither Rouge nor Tangle can really get the pain the two have been through, and so I think it would be good for them to have someone who's been through similar things.

Some smaller things, but I also love them having kind of opposite color schemes, dark with red and pale with blue. They have almost a "day-and-night" vibe going on. And I also think Whisper would kind of remind Shadow of Maria a bit.

I do understand that it's probably never going to be a popular ship, but I just think they have a lot of potential for a really interesting dynamic, and they're really cute!

[hastalavistabyebye]

B N R X For your favorite rairpair <3

You know it's gonna be Ponds/Bacara xD they're my bois after all :D

B- What's your favorite thing about this ship?

They somft. I mean, there's a lot of amazing angst potential here, of course, but it's more situational you know ? Their relationship is not angsty in itself, and it just feels so good to write sometimes.

N- What do you think each character's favorite physical trait about the other is? Their favorite personality trait?

The obvious competence kink going on with the Vode aside, I think for Ponds it would be Bacara's quite stoicism. This man is like a rock, he's not disturbed easily, he's steady, loyal and safe, can always be count on. And he takes no shit from no one and that's quite the bonus xD (and for the physical trait, I tend to headcanon Bacara with longish hair and Ponds would def like to play with it)

Bacara would first say that Ponds' professionalism, his dedication to his troops and duty, and composure definitely are attractive traits (cue : the Vode competence kink, dogs don't make cats as we say in french) but Ponds' cheerfulness and adorable mannerisms ? Yeah, they're great too. He has a cute boyfriend :D he would absolutely get maimed if he ever said that in front of Ponds' training batch of course, but he would never. Those little shits aren't forces to play with for fun

R- Are there any songs you associate with this ship?

Not for now, no 😅 Then again I never thought about it yet 🤔 something to fix I guess xD

X- What are their primary love languages and how do they prefer to express their love for each other?

They flirt like birds exchanging rocks :D "here, a shiny thing I found pretty for you". They love to give each other's little things that remind them of the other (even if a lot of it is in holo form because clones can't keep much for themselves, especially during wartime)

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