#kenny x bradley biggle

[lavender-not-fruit43]

Fun fact. I always fix my shipping problems with polyamory

[lavender-not-fruit43]

This is my favourite ever old post

Mysterion: This doesn’t make me feel better…

((Drawn by: Dart.)) 

[panicatthecourtx]

【SOUTH PARK ROLEPLAY SERVER】

☆ We are a decently established discord roleplay group who just did an entire plot restart and are looking for new members to fill some much wanted character roles! ☆

Requirements:

☆ Must be 18+, this is non-negotiable as most members are 19 or above.

☆ NO drama will be tolerated. We ask everyone to have fun, but please be respectful of how others portray their characters.

☆ ALL CHARACTERS ARE 18 OR OLDER!! Unless they are a younger sibling, the rest will be 18!!

☆ We do use the Tupper bot as well!

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【UNAVAILABLE CHARACTERS】

《Characters currently being played》

Tweek - Craig - Stan - Kyle - Kenny - Cartman - Wendy - Bebe - Kevin Stoley - Pete Thelmen - Henrietta - Annie Knitts - David Rodriguez - Clyde Donovan - Trent Boyett - Bridon - Davey Harrison - Gary Harrison - Christophe - Gregory - Tricia Tucker - BloodRayne(Katie) - Karen McCormick - Michael(Tall Goth) - Pip Pirrup - Damien Thorn - Red - Ike - Jimmy - Heidi - Butters- Mercedes - Porsche - Charlotte - Lizzy - Rebecca Cotswold -

【Active Ships】

Creek, Stary, Kyvid, Bendy, Kenman, Hennie(henriettaxannie), Gregstophe, Revin, Mercyde(Mercedes x Clyde), Brete( Bridon x Pete) and Dip.

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【WANTED CHARACTERS】

Tolkien Black - Timmy Burch - Scott Malkinson - Mike Makowski - Firkle - Nichole Daniels - Thomas (Le Petit Tourette) - Estella Havisham - Leslie Meyers - Nelly - Bradley Biggle - Shelly Marsh - Jenny Simmons ‐ Lola - Jason White - Alejandro White - Timmy- Pocket - Spencer Hollis- Brimmy - Josh (Hannibal Kid)- Dogpoo- Bradley (Cartman Sucks)- Corey Lanskin- Davey Solokov - Jessica Rodriguez- Marc Cotswolds- Sophie- Tammy- Tommy- Ferrari- Heather- Lexus- Allison- Annie Gelson- Larry- Ravyncrowe- Ryan- Vladimir- Amanda Harrison- Dougie- Flora- Filmore- Jeni - Jenny Harrison- Kevin McCormick- Mark Harrison- Billy Miller

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Any character will be accepted, even if one is not listed! Just let us know what character you want, and that's fine! We are 100% okay with background characters, too. Just let us know exactly who! Otherwise, it's free to choose! You may even choose an adult/parent if you would like, but please let us know due to certain plot points!

[kennys-parka-jacket]

Kenny x Bradley Biggle GO

I think I've seen this ship exactly one other time lol.

Kenny is reeeeeally fucking jealous of Bradley having cool alien powers AND knowing exactly why he is the way that he is. He crashes his birthday party later that year the same way he did with Vampir's.

Despite Kenny initially acting like kind of a douchebag, Bradley is surprisingly understanding of how he feels even if he doesn't 100% know about his curse. Eventually Kenny is able to put aside his jealousy and appreciate what a cool guy Bradley is

[thecrowthatdraws]

South Park Olympics About Me :]

Name: Crow 

Pronouns: It/ It’s 

Favorite Characters: Craig Tucker, Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Clyde Donovan, Tweek Tweak, Bradley (Cartman Sucks), Ike Broflovski  

Favorite Ships: Style, Creek, Kenjorine/ Bunny, Bendy, Jimed (Jimbo x Ned), Pike (Pete Thelman, Mike Makowski), Jimmy x Timmy x Nathan, Kevelly (Keven McCormick x Shelly Marsh), Henrietta Biggle x Heidi Turner, 

Favorite Headcanons: Hispanic Stan, Peruvian Craig, Nonbinary Stan, Genderfluid Kenny, Trans Man Kyle, Trans Girl Butters (Marjorine) 

AU’s/ Tropes: SOT, Monster AU’s (werewolf/ merperson Stan, vampire/ satyr Kyle, etc), Pirate AU, Highschool/ University, Domestic life, Band AU, Blind Stan AU (my au lol), Pokémon Trainer AU,  pretty much anything really :] 

BROTP’s/ Friendships: Stendy, Stylenny, Staig, Stan and Tweek, Stan and Jimmy, Crenny, Stutters, Stenny, The Goth Kids, The Girls, CATG

[definitelynotacannibal]

Rating random Sp ships because I'm mentally ill mad it's my hyperfixation rn

There's a lot

Kenny x Clyde 6/10

Dumbass x dumbass supremacy definitely talk about cute girls together

Kenny x Craig 4/10

I don't really get it, it's not bad, but there's no chemistry to me

Kenny x Tweek 9/10

I don't know why, actually. I just think, it could be interesting.

Kenny x Henrietta 9/10

Goof x goth, he was boy she was girl, could I make it anymore obvious.

Kenny x Bebe 8/10

Girlboss x some street rat is a really nice dynamic.

Kenny x Butters 6/10

I see it, I get it, not my thing, love you guys tho.

Kenny x Bradley (Biggle) 7/10

Fucking hilarious, I love it

Tweek x Craig 9/10

I like it, and it's cannon so I take what I can get.

Tweek x Clyde 3/10

I see the appeal, but weh.

Tweek x Tolkien 6/10

Voice of reason x voice of panic.

Tweek x Stan 5/10

Stan x Kyle 5/10

I see the mindset and I think it would be interesting but I'm not attached to it.

Craig x Mark 7/10

I just think it's funny how Craig flocks to anyone he sees do something "cool"

Craig x Thomas 4/10

I don't think it would work sorry, maybe after Craig stops focusing on his tics they could be friends tho

Craig x Clyde 5/19

Maybe, but mostly not.

Controversial, sorry, but I see Kyle as either aro or incredibly straight. It's cute tho!

Stan x Wendy 6/10

Kinda cannon, like the vibes, hippie x activist

Cartman x Butters 0/10

No.

Cartman x Kyle -100/10

Even worse.

Kyle x Wendy 6/10

Activist x activist, I think they'd bond over the urge to hit Cartman or studying together.

Kyle x Nichole 10/10

Kyle x Tolkien 7/10

Adorable, Dork x Nerd, love it.

Kyle x Rebecca 9/10

Very cute, Kyle is adorable when he's crushing he's so silly.

Only exception to straight Kyle, new episodes have just furthered my enjoyment of this one

Butters x Bradley (Cartman sucks) 10/10

Clyde x Kevin (Stoley) 6/10

Yes actually and completely.

Butters x Pip 9/10

Adorable, they would call Dougie their son.

Yeah, okay. Sure? Sure! I changed the rating like five times while making this list.

Nichole x Bebe 9/10

Lovely, beautiful, divine.

[6ftkyle]

4, 9 & 26!

4 - bunny!!!! 😔 i just dont get it and i really don't care for the way butters or kenny get characterized to make the ship work. i like, dont really care to lean into the hyper-feminization of butters and i dont really care to lean into the 'x has to be saved by their partner y' tropes, which is what i see the most in bunny works? im sure there are people out there who can do it in a compelling way thats not like, robbing characters (mostly butters) of their agency, but i havent sought it out

also like the pettiest pet peeve in the world but seeing kenny call butters leo just like makes me rabid. i thank m&t every day for giving us vic in post covid so i can have something else to call butters as an adult LOL

9 - i already answered this one! (pip) but second place 🤔 uhhhh i dont care for bradley biggle. the punchline with kenny in the coon&friends trilogy was really funny but idk i see mint berry cunt and im ready to throttle

26 - most shippable i think uhhhh stan?? hes very malleable to me, and he's so easy for me to like throw into ships on like the loosest, barest canon. im out here writing novels to my bestie about how rabid i am about like fuckin... stan x nichole (its the board games of it all, girlies) but my faves are stenny and stolkien, those are the two im most passionate about

[multimusesblog]

Current Muses

A list of the current characters I play on this blog, organized by the first letter of their names

A

Abigail Lincoln (Codename: Kids Next Door)

Andy Hatsune (My portrayal of the Boyfriend from Friday Night Funkin)

Angelica Pickles (Rugrats: All Grown Up)

Articuno (Pokemon)

Ashley (All That)

Ashley Spinelli (Recess)

Arnold Shortman (Hey Arnold)

AJ (The Fairly OddParents)

Angel (Lilo and Stitch)

Annie Knitts (South Park)

Android 18 (Dragonball Z)

Android 17 (Dragonball Z)

Android 21 (Dragonball Z)

Amy Rose (Sonic the Hedgehog)

Adyson Sweetwater (Phineas and Ferb)

Alejandro Burromuerto (Total Drama)

Alice Angel (Bendy and the Ink Machine)

Alice Hatsune (Friday Night Funkin)

Arcanine (Pokemon)

Aquamarine (Steven Universe)

Aoi Asahina (Danganronpa)

Amy (Total Drama)

Artemis (Greek Mythology)

Athena (Greek Mythology)

Anne Marie/Rogue (X-Men)

Ami Onuki (Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi Show)

B

Bart Simpson (The Simpsons)

Bubbles (The Powerpuff Girls)

Benjamin Fairest (Friday Night Funkin: Soft Mod)

Buttercup (The Powerpuff Girls)

Bunny (The Powerpuff Girls)

Bliss (The Powerpuff Girls)

Bill Cypher (Gravity Falls)

Bebe Stevens (South Park)

Baljeet Tjinder (Phineas and Ferb)

Blossom (The Powerpuff Girls)

Brick (The Powerpuff Girls)

Bradley Biggle

Boomer (The Powerpuff Girls)

Butch (The Powerpuff Girls)

Bell (Powerpuff Girls Doujinshi)

Bendy the Dancing Demon (Bendy and the Ink Machine)

Brittney (Alvin and the Chipmunks)

Ben Drowned (Creepypastas)

Buster Bunny (Tiny Toon Adventures)

Babs Bunny (Tiny Toon Adventures)

Bulma Briefs (Dragonball Z)

c

Clyde Donovan (South Park)

Craig Tucker (South Park)

Chara (Undertale)

Chris McLean (Total Drama)

Connie Maheswaran (Steven Universe)

Crosshatch (Creepypastas)

Chloe Carmichael (The Fairly OddParents)

Chihiro Fujisaki (Danganronpa)

Carol (Friday Night Funkin)

Carol McCormick (South Park)

Candace Flynn (Phineas and Ferb)

Camillia/Monday Dusk Monolith Girlfriend (Friday Night Funkin)

Courtney (Total Drama)

Circus Baby (Five Nights at Freddy's)

Cornelia Vale (W.I.T.C.H.)

Chica (Five Nights at Freddy's)

D

Damien Thorn (South Park)

Dick Grayson/Robin (Teen Titans)

Disgust (Inside Out)

Duncan (Total Drama)

Dwayne Junior (Total Drama)

Daria Morgendorrfer (Daria)

Desiree (Danny Phantom)

Dark Magician Girl (Yugioh)

Dovahkiin (South Park)

Dot Warner (Animaniacs)

Dora Marquez (Dora the Explorer)

Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls)

Danny Fenton (Danny Phantom)

E

Elsa (Frozen)

Eliza Fletcher (Phineas and Ferb)

Elmyra Duff (Tiny Toon Adventures)

Eric Cartman (South Park)

Eevee (Pokemon)

Ember McLain (Danny Phantom)

F

Ferb Fletcher (Phineas and Ferb)

Fifi La Fume (Tiny Toon Adventures)

Frank/Saturday Night Swappin Boyfriend (Friday Night Funkin)

Firkle (South Park)

Flippy (Happy Tree Friends)

Fetch (Fazbear Frights)

Freddy Fazbear (Five Nights at Freddy's)

Foxy (Five Nights at Freddy's)

Frisk (Undertale)

G

Gregory (South Park)

Gretchen (Phineas and Ferb)

Ginger Hirano (Phineas and Ferb)

Giffany (Gravity Falls)

Gaz (Invader ZIM)

Garfield Logan/Beast Boy (Teen Titans)

Gatomon (Digimon)

Growlithe (Pokemon)

Grace Dearest/Soft Mod GF (Friday Night Funkin)

Gerald Johanssen (Hey Arnold)

H

Helga Pataki (Hey Arnold)

Holly (Phineas and Ferb)

Hecate (Greek Mythology)

Hestia (Greek Mythology)

Hades (Greek Mythology)

Hay Lin (W.I.T.C.H.)

Heidi Turner (South Park)

Heather (Total Drama)

Heather (South Park)

Houndoom (Pokemon)

Henrietta Biggle (South Park)

Hank J. Wimbleton (Madness Combat)

I

Isabella Garcia-Shapiro (Phineas and Ferb)

Ino Yamanaka (Naruto)

Itsumi (Salty's Sunday Night)

Inez (Cyberchase)

J

Jeremy Johnson (Phineas and Ferb)

Jenny Simons (South Park)

Jenny Wakeman (My Life as a Teenage Robot)

Jimmy Valmer (South Park)

Jimmy Neutron (The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius)

Jorgen von Strangle (The Fairly Oddparents)

Jackie (Cyberchase)

K

Kyle Broflovski (South Park)

Kenny McCormick (South Park)

Karen McCormick (South Park)

Kevin Levin (Ben 10)

Kevin Stoley (South Park)

Kevin McCormick (South Park)

Kim Possible

Koriand'r/Starfire (Teen Titans)

Komand'r/Blackfire (Teen Titans)

Kris (Deltarune)

L

Liane Cartman (South Park)

Lexus (South Park)

Lola Loud (The Loud House)

Lucy Loud (The Loud House)

Lord Dominator (Wander over Yonder)

Lisa Simpson (The Simpsons)

LeShawna (Total Drama)

Lila Sawyer (Hey Arnold)

Lilo Pelekai (Lilo and Stitch)

Leopold "Butters" Stotch (South Park)

Lola (South Park)

Luna Loud (The Loud House)

Leopold "Butters" Stotch (South Park)

M

Mickey Mouse (Disney)

Mickey Mouse (South Park)

Matt (Cyberchase)

Miku Hatsune (Vocaloid)

Mark Cotswolds (South Park)

N

Nelly (South Park)

Nights (Nights into Dreams)

Nichole Daniels (South Park)

Nene (Pico's School)

O

Olga Pataki (Hey Arnold)

Ororo Munroe/Storm (X-Men)

P

Phoebe Heyerdahl (Hey Arnold)

Porsche (South Park)

Pete Thelman (South Park)

Princess Morbucks (The Powerpuff Girls)

Pepper Ann Pearson (Pepper Ann)

Pico (Pico's School)

Pan (Dragonball GT)

R

Red McArthur (South Park)

Rachel Roth/Raven (Teen Titans)

Rebecca Cotswolds (South Park)

S

Sky (Friday Night Funkin)

Stan Marsh (South Park)

Stacy Hirano (Phineas and Ferb)

Shelly Marsh (South Park)

Sparky (South Park)

Sharon Marsh (South Park)

Scott Malkinson (South Park)

Shego (Kim Possible)

T

Timmy Turner (The Fairly OddParents)

Trixie Tang (The Fairly Oddparents)

Timmy Burch (South Park)

Tweek Tweak (South Park)

Tootie (The Fairly Oddparents)

Tori Vega (Victorious)

V

Vegeta (Dragonball Z)

Vicky (The Fairly OddParents)

Vendetta (Making Fiends)

W

Wendy Testaburger (South Park)

Wakko Warner (Animaniacs)

Wednesday Addams (The Addams Family)

Y

Yakko Warner (Animaniacs)

Z

Zim (Invader ZIM)

Zapdos (Pokemon)

Zeno (Zatch Bell)

More will be added later

[justdalek]

I’m in the mood to ramble about my South Park next gens, so pop some questions in about em and I’ll answer them!

The kids are:

Chaddick (Stan x Kyle)

Ben-E (Kenny x Butters)

Nyx (Tweek x Craig)

Joy (Tweek x Craig)

Monica (Clyde’s adopted daughter)

Shane (Tolkien x Nichole)

Victoria (Wendy x Bebe)

Theodore (Bradley Biggle’s son)

[writteninsunshine]

!!!Taking South Park Fic/Headcanon Requests!!!

Please read my requesting rules, and I will only do the following ships. I prefer to write Wendy(FTM), Porsche(MTF), Firkle(FTM), Larry(FTM) , and Allison Mertz(FTM) as trans, and Dylan (one of the emo kids and a more-or-less OC) is AMAB genderflux. My friend @southxparkxafterxdark’s OC Marcel (and also another emo kid, Hal) are also FTM trans. Under the cut are the 106 ships available for requesting for either fanfics or headcanon requests. There are several OCs here for the show, as well as some that are my friends’ OCs. Might update this again later. I keep having to add to it. 

I might do some headcanon posts for the OCs to introduce them a bit.

Here are some prompts if you don’t have anything in mind.

NOTE: I will not guarantee anything actually gets done.

SHIPS:

Bloodrayne/Annie Bartlett

Bloodrayne/Henrietta Biggle

Bloodrayne/Karen McCormick

Bradley (Cartman Sucks)/Leopold “Butters” Stotch

Christophe “Ze Mole”/Firkle Smith

Christophe “Ze Mole”/Gregory

Christophe “Ze Mole”/Kyle Broflovski

Christophe “Ze Mole”/Leopold “Butters” Stotch

Clyde Donovan/Bebe Stevens

Craig Tucker/Clyde Donovan

Craig Tucker/Clyde Donovan/Tweek Tweak

Craig Tucker/Firkle Smith

Craig Tucker/Gregory of Yardale/Tweek Tweak

Craig Tucker/Pete Thelman

Craig Tucker/Stan Marsh (tentatively)

Craig Tucker/Stan Marsh/Tweek Tweak

Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak

Damien Thorn/Firkle Smith

Damien Thorn/Henrietta Biggle

Damien Thorn/Phillip “Pip” Pirrup

Daniella (Emo Kid Leader)/Karen McCormick

Eric Cartman/Bebe Stevens

Eric Cartman/Butters Stotch

Eric Cartman/Firkle Smith

Filmore Anderson/Firkle Smith

Filmore Anderson/Quaid/Firkle Smith

Fin/Lycidas (Friend's OC x My OC)

Fin/Lycidas/Marcel (Friend's OC x My OC x Friend's OC)

Gregory of Yardale/Tweek Tweak

Harker/Dylan (Emo Kids)

Harker/Hal (Emo Kids)

Ike Broflovski/Filmore Anderson/Quaid/Firkle Smith

Ike Broflovski/Firkle Smith

Israfel Sunderland/Kevin McCormick

Kenny McCormick/Bradley (Cartman Sucks)/Leopold “Butters” Stotch

Kenny McCormick/Clyde Donovan

Kenny McCormick/Firkle Smith

Kenny McCormick/Kyle Broflovski

Kenny McCormick/Leopold “Butters” Stotch

Kenny McCormick/Satan

Kevin McCormick/Christie Jancey

Kevin McCormick/Firkle Smith

Kevin McCormick/Ike Broflovski/Firkle Smith

Kevin McCormick/Michael/Firkle Smith

Kevin McCormick/Michael/Ike Broflovski/Firkle Smith

Kevin McCormick/Scott Tenorman

Kevin McCormick/Trent Boyett/Firkle Smith

Kevin McCormick/Trent Boyett/Scott Tenorman

Kevin McCormick/Trent Boyett/Scott Tenorman/Firkle Smith

Kyle Broflovski/Eric Cartman

Kyle Broflovski/Infiniti (Redheaded Raisins Girl)

Lycidas/Marcel (My OC x Friend's OC)

Michael/Dylan (Emo Kid)

Michael/Firkle Smith

Michael/Firkle/Larry

Michael/Ike Broflovski/Firkle Smith

Michael/Larry

Michael/Mercedes

Michael/Mike Makowski/Firkle

Michael/Mike Makowski/Firkle/Larry

Michael/Pete Thelman

Mike Makowski/Firkle Smith

Mike Makowski/Larry

Mike Makowski/Lycidas Sunderland (OC)

Mike Makowski/Pete Thelman

Mike Makowski/Ryan Ellis/Larry

Mole/Gregory of Yardale

Nathan/Firkle Smith

Nathan/Jimmy Valmer

Quaid/Filmore Anderson

Quaid/Firkle Smith

Red/Henrietta Biggle

Ryan Ellis/Larry

Sarah Collins/Karen McCormick

Scott Malkinson/New Kid

Scott Tenorman/Butters Stotch

Scott Tenorman/Butters Stotch

Scott Tenorman/Clyde Donovan

Scott Tenorman/Clyde Donovan

Scott Tenorman/Eric Cartman

Scott Tenorman/Firkle Smith

Scott Tenorman/Firkle Smith

Stan Marsh/Firkle Smith

Stan Marsh/Gary Harrison

Stan Marsh/Gregory Of Yardale

Stan Marsh/Kenny McCormick

Stan Marsh/Pete Thelman

Stan Marsh/Pete Thelman/Gregory of Yardale/Gary Harrison

Stan Marsh/Tweek Tweak

Token Black/Clyde Donnovan

Token Black/Clyde Donnovan/Bebe Stevens

Token Black/Tweek Tweak

Trent Boyett/Butters Stotch

Trent Boyett/Firkle Smith

Trent Boyett/Scott Malkinson

Trent Boyett/Scott Tenorman

Trisha Tucker/Karen McCormick

Vic/Fin/Lycidas/Marcel (Friend's OC x Friend's OC x My OC x Friend's OC)

Vic/Lycidas (Friend's OC x My OC)

Vladimir/Allison (AJ) Mertz

Wendyl Testaburger/Bebe Stevens

Wendyl Testaburger/Eric Cartman

Wendyl Testaburger/Stan Marsh

Wendyl Testaburger/Stan Marsh/Gregory of Yardale

Wendyl Testaburger/Stan Marsh/Pete Thelman

Wendyl Testaburger/Stan Marsh/Pete Thelman/Gregory of Yardale/Gary Harrison

[blueraspberrymilkshake]

#kymanweek ~ Day 2: Fight

A/N: I know I'm late, but while I was writing this I wanted to add a few things to make the story a bit more interesting. At least I've finally contributed to this amazing week! Enjoy reading!

@kymanweek

~x~

Kyle laid back against the wall with a cup of pina-colada in his right palm (although he was forced to ‘take his damn foot off the wall’, barked Clyde himself; it took him and Mr. Donovan years to afford this kick-ass house, and he wanted to keep it as neat as possible before his dad gets back from vacation). He was also talking to Token, who said was glad he was at a decent party that doesn't take place in his parents’ mansion, but at the same time questioned Clyde's contradicting decisions; he loved his new home, but he practically invited half of the students at Park County High for a fucking house party, what did he expect to happen? Token then said he would be back because he left something in his car, before heading towards the front door.

After Token left, Kyle looked around the room. The entire Junior class were here; one group lounged near the snack table and gossiped, another group toured around the Donovan’s residence by themselves, and a few of the teens were even attempting to flirt. The entire room has an eerily feel, the only source for light was on the ceiling, dimmed down enough so any noisy neighbors walking through the house wouldn't have to see a group of underage teenagers drink alcohol, get high off crack, or make out near the kitchen. Speaking of which, that was almost exactly what some of his classmates were doing; Clyde was livid when he caught Jason White and his crew cutting cocaine with a razor, let alone at the coffee table. Not to mention Annie Knitts and Bradley Biggle seemingly going second base upstairs in his dad’s own bathroom. He kicked all of them out of the house respectively.

Kyle took a long sip of his pina-colada before slightly tilting his head back against the wall, taking up some mediocre pop song that was playing on the radio. He didn't really want to come here; besides the huge History test sometime next week, only Cartman of all people decided to bother showing up (not that Kyle minded at this point). Stan bailed on them for a movie date with Wendy, and Kenny practically protested to stay with his sister for the night. It had been months since all four of them hung out together, and as adulthood lurks their consciousness - like a fog on a gelid October morning - there was no need to wait another minute before the group part ways. Kyle then realized that Cartman wandered off shortly after grabbing a new bag of chips off of Clyde's dining room table, and the redhead was talking to Token for about twenty minutes. Kyle cursed under his breath and stared at his half-empty drink, considering that from now on he and the rest of the boys need to plan properly; because when they don't, things usually backfire and at the end of the day no one would be happy.

We have got to be more prepared. Anything could happen...

Suddenly, a group of three unrecognizable faces ganged-up on Kyle, the first guy yelling “Yo, fuckface.” Kyle turned around; but before he could say anything else, the guy got closer and pushed him, causing the redhead to stumble backwards, spilling his lukewarm drink on his jacket and fingers. He looked up and glared at Douchebag 1; who was some pretentious blonde football player named Mark, wearing his stupid green Letterman jacket (he was apparently on the same team with Clyde and Stan, but neither of them payed a whole lot attention to him).

Speak of the Goddamn Devil…

He and Kyle never liked each other, especially since the time the latter rightfully told on the blonde for catching him threatening one of the school geeks. According to the Rules of Douchebaggery, doing said act on a school jock wouldn't get you a beating; the very least you'll get is said jock humiliating you every chance he gets. There was something that Kyle did to be on top of Mark’s death list, too bad the former didn't know what it was.

“What the fuck is your problem?!” Kyle shouted, getting off the ground and stomped towards Mark, refusing to back down. The room was getting silent, and Clyde was screaming at the boys to ‘stop all this roughhousing bullshit!’ before he was shoved away by Douchebags 2 and 3.

“Don't play innocent, dipshit,” the blonde snarled. And just like that he punched Kyle square in the jaw. Kyle stumbled towards the dining room table and was yanked by the collar by Mark. The redhead kneed him in the balls, causing him to shout in agony, before grabbing him by the back and waist, flipping the athlete to the ground. Kyle tried holding him down before taking a blow on the back the head, nearly losing consciousness as he was shoved back to the ground. Behind Mark was one of the other guys holding a solid metal stool at the legs, and Kyle quickly held his arms to his face as Mark continued punching him with an audible growl. Mark's crew then backed him up and attacked Kyle; and the redhead screamed and squirmed as he felt balled-up fists and steel-toed boots invading his entire body. Kyle felt helpless; it was no use, it was three against one. At this rate, all he could do was give in to the world of pain, and give to the screams of fear from the other teens in the room, who were either yelling at the gang to stop, or running away from this terrifying moment.

This is it. I'm going to fucking die.

Then it happened. One of the guys let out a yelp as he was pulled away, the dim lights inside the living room returning to Kyle’s eyes. His arms were still covering his face, even after Douchebag 2 ran towards the boy who would save Kyle's life. Kyle seized the opportunity, and grabbed Mark by the back of his neck and with all his strength, he punched him straight in the eye, making the blond throw his head back with a shout. He got off of Mark, and turned around to see Cartman, screaming a colorful sorts of profanities as he slammed Douchebag 2 to the table; meanwhile the third Douchebag was on the floor, barely recovering from Cartman's chokehold.

“Cartman!” shouted Kyle, as he ran to the other teen. Cartman threw Douchebag 2 to the floor, and glanced at Kyle with slightly knit eyebrows and glossy eyes, before carefully taking his hand, “You okay?”

Kyle let out a weak cry, and took his hand away with a hiss. Cartman stared at Kyle's hand; the skin turned red from all of the punching, and his knuckles were slotted with wet stains of blood. Just a second later he turns to see Mark running towards him and Kyle. “Look out!”

Before Kyle could register what was happening, Cartman got in front of him and grabbed Mark by the wrists, turning the blonde around and slamming him against the wall. One of them knocked over a lamp, causing it to fall and dissolve to glassed bits. “Who the fu-” Mark muted for a second and squirmed against the brunette, but Cartman kept his wrists against the wall. But seeing that the blonde showed no fear, and his face was an eerily red from anger, there was no telling if he would surrender. “Who the fuck are you supposed to be? His boyfriend?”

Before Cartman could say anything, he felt Kyle touch him in the shoulder, “Cartman, we have to leave now.” The redhead’s voice cracked a bit, and he glanced at Clyde calling the police department. “Eric, please,” he pleaded, shaking the other boy a little, before he felt Cartman shift stiffly. The brunette continued to stare grimly at Mark, who then smirked at the two before letting out a dark chuckle. As Kyle and Cartman hurried towards the front door (with Kyle having to drag the other boy out of his trance), the jock murmured with malice, “See you queers later…”

~x~

“Ow! Fuck!”

“Shit, sorry dude. Here. Let me do it slower.”

Kyle nodded before Cartman tried again - he dabbed the redhead’s open wound with the alcohol-induced cotton swab in swift motion - not pressing too hard, but enough for the swab to collect bits of Kyle's blood.

The drive back to the Broflovski residence was over a half-hour. The second the two step foot into the empty house they had made their way into the family bathroom, and Cartman insisted Kyle to relax on top of the toilet seat while he got a stool nearby. They haven't talked much as Kyle was getting treated, and instead the redhead stared at Cartman as he took a bandage out the First Aid kit. The brunette apparently took his coat off before he came back, with Kyle's own jacket folded up and placed at one side of the bathtub. Just like his companion, he has bruises on his debauched arms and face. Kyle’s lips were still sealed shut; not wanting to disturb the peaceful silence, but also wanted to know what the brunette was doing before the fight.

As if he read his mind, Cartman finally spoke up, “I caught Token smoking in his car and decided to talk to him for a bit.”

‘Huh. So he was outside Clyde's house the whole time,’ thought the other boy. Though to be fair, Kyle wasn't paying too much attention with his own timing.

“Then he brought up that Mark kid for some reason, apparently he used to hang out with him and his other friends everyday after football practice. But after a while it turns out that they only wanted Token for his money; surprise, surprise. So Token dropped him like an expired Taco Bell coupon. And then one day after school Mark and those asskissers tried to beat him up, and Token said that he was wrongly accused for sneaking a bag of crack near Mark's stuff in the locker room. Mark was suspended shortly after the investigation, and he's been physically violent ever since.” He punctuated his monologue by placing a bandage on Kyle's last visible wound.

“It turns out that the bag of weed belong to neither Mark or Token, and someone was fucking with Mark's feelings without him knowing it. You remember Chad, right?”

“You mean the shitstain who hit me with a stool? Yeah, I remember…” Kyle reached for the back of his head again to make sure it wasn't bleeding. Thank God that blow didn't do too much damage.

“Well a few weeks ago Token was heading home when he caught Chad smoking marijuana near the train tracks. It's been only five days since Mark was permanently kicked off the football team…”

“Jesus Christ,” whispered Kyle. The fact that a close friend of the former football player was ruining his life as they speak, for shits and giggles nonetheless, was incredibly low.

“Those guys were on your ass for too long, Kyle. And I...shit. I wish I would've known sooner, before they got their dirty hands on you…” the brunette stopped for a moment to cover his eyes with his right hand.

Kyle shifted closer to the other boy, “Eric…”, he then tried to pry Cartman's chubby hands away from his face, and the first thing he saw were sky blue orbs, wet with his own tears. Kyle caught one drop with his thumb and wiped it away, all while examining Cartman’s face. There was no permanent damage; but the small blotches were still there (they were most noticeable below his right eye and left cheek) along with the small, bright red daub just below his nose. He kissed the first healing scar, making sure his lips doesn't press fully on it, before moving to his nose. Cartman decided to loosen up, accepting the redhead’s reverence. He froze completely when those full, chapped lips pressed against his, and once he was sentient again he parted his own mouth to deepen the kiss.

How did we come this far? Then, we fought each other, but now, we fight together…

Talk about irony.

There was no guarantee if they would stick together on the long run, but they would not use this time to worry about the probability. They have each other to count on, and as long as they stick together, everything would be alright.

No matter what happens, we'll both be okay. We'll all be okay.

In the meantime though, they needed a good explanation about all of this when Mr. Donovan comes home.

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Idk if I’m too early but uh happy birthday to the best moot aka @d3lt4-blu3 and here’s their favourite poly ship that I start to like it too-

I like the idea of mysterion/kenny having bfs that are aliens it’s so fun tbh

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Obsession - Mysterion x Reader

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2LP1WZs

by Gamergirl_exe87

A new girl moved into South Park (What's new? ((Sorry, it's cliche)) ) and soon meets a mystifying superhero. She takes an interest in him. Between the mystery hero, and getting used to her new school, will Y/N get what her heart wants? Or will she be heart-broken? And why is the kid in the orange parka being so weird around you? - I literally wrote this in my study halls over the course of the last semester. It's rather lack-luster, but it's here! Yay (Maybe)! It's my first finished full-blown fic, so please be nice!

Words: 1566, Chapters: 1/14, Language: English

Fandoms: South Park

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M, M/M

Characters: Kenny (Mysterion), Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Craig Tucker, Tweek Tweak, Clyde Donovan, Jimmy Valmer, Leslie Meyers, Bebe Stevens, Red (South Park), Wendy Testaburger, Leopold "Butters" Stotch, Dougie O'Connell, Bradley Biggle, Scott Malkinson, Damien Thorn (mentioned)

Relationships: Mysterion/Reader, Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak, Leslie Meyers/Jimmy Valmer, Clyde Donovan/Bebe Stevens, Stan Marsh/Wendy Testaburger

Additional Tags: Queued up, So I have all the chapters, But I'm releasing them slowly, So you can read it over time, Meh, it probably will be all released in a while or something, While I proof read the chapters, once they are read more will be released, Also the reader is in the fourth grade with the boys ofc, so no age-up, Just age-down? I guess?

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2LP1WZs

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Larry Ezekiel Goodman Bio + Tags + Headcanons

Name: Larry Ezekiel Goodman Nicknames: Darkheart, Larebear Age: 21; Can Change Birthday: February 27th Sign: Pisces Gender: Cis Male Pronouns: He/Him Sexuality: Homosexual Homoromantic Polygamous; Nonsexual unless introduced to sex by outside source (then highly sexual) Hair: Naturally Brown, dyes tips blue Eyes: Dodger Blue Skin: Pale White Height: 5′0″ Weight: 110 lbs Faceclaim: Gerhard Freidl Piercings: Horizontal Brow Piercings (Left Side), Angel Bites, Labret, Both Ears Gauged (Size 0g) Tattoos: None Scars: Nothing real noticeable

Alignment: Lawful Good Religion: Raised Roman Catholic, Aetheist Allegiance: South Park Vampire Society, Mike Makowski, Ryan Ellis

Family: Zachary Fetter (Father, Alive, Out Of The Picture); Mariah Goodman (Mother, Alive); Martin “Big M” Goodman (Uncle, Alive); Mary Goodman (Grandmother, Deceased); Ezekiel Goodman (Grandfather, Alive)

Pets: Lestat (White German Shepherd)

Personality: Adaptable, anxious, artistic, attention-seeking, caring, compassionate, compliant, desires an escape of reality, emotionally intelligent, empathetic, extroverted, forgiving, friendly, generous, gentle, gullible, impulsive, intuitive, loyal, overly trusting, passive, patient, protective, prudish, responsible, self deprecating, selfless, sensitive, shy, submissive, sullen, tolerant, worrisome

Likes: Sleeping, music, romance, visual media, swimming, the spiritual side of vampirism, comaraderie, his friends, clamato juice, deviled egg potato salad, sweets, animals, helping others, rainy/snowy weather

Dislikes: Confrontation, cruelty of any kind, thinking too much, being criticized, know-it-alls, being taken advantage of, being left out, touching fish, Swedish meatballs, bitter things, plain water, hot weather

Can Do: Drive, make telephone calls, organize events, drop everything when a friend needs him, offer advice, play instruments (Cello, piano, clarinet, a little bit of violin, kazoo), write fiction

Can’t Do: Actually kill things, relax easily, cook, math, abandon his friends, most magic, handle confrontation, get too warm, resist singing to songs he likes/knows

Mental Health Diagnosis:

PTSD: Larry was treated rather poorly up until he started school, often locked out of his mother’s room at night and left with nobody to help him through things but his uncle. His uncle was and still is a drunk piggybacking off of his mother’s paychecks, and Larry suffered a lot of physical and sexual abuse from him. To this day he dislikes being alone with the man.

Dependant Personality Disorder: Larry will pour himself into other things in order to escape his actual reality. Because of this, he takes on the brunt of handling most Vampire Society affairs, including but not limited to booking events and venues, securing timetables and even setting up the occasional bake sale. The busier he can stay, the happier he is.

Physical Health Diagnosis:

Flat Feet: Larry has to wear special inserts in his shoes because his feet have no arches in them. It occasionally makes running hard.

Fears: Being forgotten, aliens, being eaten alive, earthquakes

Positive Traits: Loyal, trustworthy, tolerant

Negative Traits: Self-deprecating, anxious, worrisome

Quirks: Listens to such a wide variety of music it’s hard to pinpoint his tastes; Likes peanut butter and cheese sandwiches; Has an interest in all occult/supernatural things but vampires are his number 1

Tends To: Busy himself to the point of forgetting himself; Become nonverbal during conflict; Cling to his dog when scared

History: The timing couldn’t have been worse for Larry to have been a shine in his parents’ eyes. Zach Fetter was content to be the guy Mariah Goodman’s parents couldn’t stand, and she was content to know she was breaking rules, until Larry came into the picture. The minute it turned from rebellion into the possibility of a family, all parties tried to run. Mariah, sadly, was a little stuck. She couldn’t get an abortion, and had to temporarily move back in with her parents until Larry was born. He spent the beginning of his life mostly with his grandparents, while his mother got back on her feet with a job.

When he was three, his uncle was released from prison and his mother moved out of her parents’ house to move in with her brother. The initial idea was for him to get a job and help out, but something always got in the way. He spent a lot of time babysitting Larry, who began to behave differently. Quiet, more sullen, he flinched a lot in the presence of his uncle and refused to talk about it. By kindergarten, he was reluctant to do much on his own, and immediately clung to an older kid by the name of Mike Makowski.

They became fast friends, and Larry was ever loyal to any of Mike’s causes, even if he was a year younger than him. When they became the South Park Vampire Society in fourth grade (fifth for Mike), Larry was a dutiful second in command that spent as much time as he could with his friends. They were all a very close-knit group, and even as they grew and everyone else changed, Larry didn’t see a whole lot of it.

He let himself be so enveloped in his work for his friends, in spending time with them and helping them with problems, that he never thought of much else. Most things that regular teenage boys did escaped him, barring his schoolwork, and he was always probably the least sexual of the vampire kids. Not to say that he didn’t like people that way, or that he didn’t have the thoughts on occasion, but he was always so tired when he got home, and it took a lot to get him to open up about things like that.

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Tags List - Personal

Not A Ghost Nor A Demon (Larry) This Is What I Do I Spit On You (Larry’s IC Posts) Stripes Are Always In (Larry’s Closet) A Vampire’s Lair (Larry’s Stuff) I’ve Got A Notion (Larry’s Desires) Fake Fangs And Clamato Juice (Larry’s Aesthetic) The Vampire Lestat (Lestat Tag) Like Fog Lights In The Rain (Larry’s Music) Things Are Different When You’re Dead (Larry Musings) Here It’s December Every Day (Larry Headcanons)

Tags List - With X - Canon

We Are But Shepherding Wolves (Larry And Allison Mertz)

The Different Need Us As Well (Larry And Amanda Harrison)

Please No Grieving (Larry And Annie Barlett)

Blondes Have More Fun (Larry And Bebe Stevens)

I Don’t Know Him (Larry And Billy Harris)

Sister In Darkness (Larry And Bloodrayne)

Where Oh Where Has He Gone? (Larry And Bradley Biggle)

It’s The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Life (Larry And Butters Stotch)

I Don’t Like Dirt (Larry And Christophe “The Mole” DeLorne)

He’s Cool Enough To Hang Out With Us (Larry And Clyde Donovan)

If He Had Wheels He’d Be A Wagon (Larry And Craig Tucker)

Party Till It’s 666 In The Morning (Larry And Damien Thorn)

Nothing Is Ever Perfect (Larry And David Harrison)

He Rode Cthulhu Like A Pony! (Larry And Eric Cartman)

A Sweet Kid (Larry And Filmore Anderson)

Sharp And Scathing With Shipping Included (Larry And Firkle Smith)

The More The Merrier (Larry And Flora)

Brothers In Vampirism (Larry And Gangsta Vamp)

It’s Not Right To Tell Someone They’re Wrong (Larry And Gary Harrison)

What’s Up Drunkie? (Larry And Gregory)

She Wears A Dress Like A Body Bag Every Day (Larry And Heidi Turner)

Fire Bad! (Larry And Henriette Biggle)

Under Our Wings You Could Flourish (Larry And Ike Broflovski)

Don’t Let The Losers Win (Larry And Jennifer Harrison)Could She Be One Of Us? (Larry And Jenny)

Humor Is The Lifeblood Of Society (Larry And Jimmy Valmer)

One Of Us (Larry And Karen McCormick)

Why Does He Hate Us So Much? (Larry And Kenny McCormick)

Help Yourself To Guns And Ammo (Larry And Kevin McCormick)

Millennials Against Canada (Larry And Kyle Broflovski)

Everyone Is Welcome (Larry And Leslie Meyers)

I Believe (Larry And Mark Harrison)

Anywhere But Scottsdale (Larry And Michael)

They Worry You With All The Talk Of How You’re Not Their Kind (Larry And Mike Makowski

A Little Extra Help (Larry And Mimsy)

Always Scheming (Larry And Nathan)

The Sun It Withers In Comparison (Larry And Nichole Daniels)

Ugh You Spit On Me Larry (Larry And Pete)

He’s Not Like The Others (Larry And Quaid)

Leader Of The Pack (Larry And Red Tucker)

We’re Cool Huh? (Larry And Ryan Ellis)

Not Everyone Is On Our Level (Larry And Sally Bands)

You Poor Guy (Larry And Scott Tenorman)

Dogs Are Life (Larry And Stan Marsh)

Fanastic Wounds (Larry And Timmy Burch)

Is He On The List? (Larry And Token Black)

Tally Marks (Larry And Trent Boyett)

Too Young To Drink Caffeine (Larry And Tweek Tweak)

Class President (Larry And Wendy Testaburger)

Tags List - With X - OC

For What It’s Worth (With Hershy) - @brokenxdelinquentsx

It Was An Honest Mistake (With Nikolai Robins) - @sub-nikolai

Tags List - With X - Crossover

Daddy Daddy Get Me Out Of Here I’m Underground (With Jareth)

A Little Crazy Is OK As Long As Nobody Says Any Dirty Words (With Jerome Valeska)

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Verses - In-World

Second Best Friend Ever (Larry’s Elementary Verse)

It didn’t take long for Larry to be swept up in Mike Makowski. Someone that was so confident and cool actually paying him attention was the biggest, nicest thing anyone had ever done for him. He would have followed Mike to the ends of the Earth and back, and usually helped retrieve him from Scottsdale, at least by tattling to his parents.

Growing Into Oneself (Larry’s Middle School Verse)

In middle school, being the vice president and treasurer of the Vampire Society became his life. He would make sure that everyone had their tickets for dances and things, that everyone was going to parties or zoo excursions. Mike’s birthdays became a big-ticket item and he did a lot of work with Mike’s stepdad to get the parties to be just right for his best friend.

Workaholic (Larry’s High School Verse)

In high school, Larry got a job as a clerk at the Photo Dojo. If he wasn’t doing that or school work, he was almost always with his friends doing something. If they weren’t together, he was planning things, or taking dictation from Mike. He spent as little time at home as he could leading up to his 18th birthday, and after it he tried to spend even less time there.

We Are The Fortunate All The Time (Larry’s College Verse)

The second Larry graduated high school, he was already out the door. The soonest he could get to his college life and away from his family, the better. Sure, he missed his friends, but they all talked on group chats and Discord, so things were still close. Living outside of Colorado was odd for him, however, hard to really put into place. Outside of his friend group, which apparently sheltered him a lot, he didn’t know how to function.

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AU Verses

I Can’t Wait To Show You My Love (Larry’s ABO AU)

Born a male Omega, Larry was always looked down upon by his mother, and his uncle saw him as a target. His grandparents took him in when he started to smell too much like his uncle, and have full custody of him. He lives with them in Middle Park, but still goes to school and hangs out with his friends in South Park.

His Only Fault Was His Trust (Demon!Larry AU)

Larry had never been much of a bad person. In fact, his only real flaw was that he trusted others so thoroughly that whatever they said or told him to do made him dangerous. A loyal friend, he became a majordomo to the royal family of hell when he died.

Creatures Of The Deep (Mer!Larry AU)

Larry is a Demasoni Cichlid, one of the least aggressive of his species. He tries to be a kind of vegetarian, but his species cannot survive without meat for long. He eats fish more than anything, though he goes into a frenzy on occasion. When he’s on land, he loses his ability to speak.

Apprenticed (Larry’s Repo! The Genetic Opera AU)

It started off innocently enough; Larry had been hoping to get some good, interesting work for his stories. Vampires were still a hit, even if it was more organ-themed now-a-days. But working as an apprentice to a Graverobber wasn’t always the easier thing to deal with, especially when squeamish.

Warn Your Warmth To Turn Away (Vampire!Larry AU)

It made sense, at some point, for Larry to obsess over vampires to the point of following ‘real’ ones. When he’d left South Park for college, he never once thought he’d find anyone that fit his aesthetic. Here he was, though, in a club called The Den, a bartender that didn’t realize just what he was getting himself into. Three days into his employment, he found out the dirty underbelly of the city operated there, and that most of them were not human. To keep him from running, he was slowly being poisoned, turned into a vampire that could still provide blood to others until the night of his full shift. Which just so happened to be his twenty-second birthday.

I Don’t Want To Be Team Jacob (Werewolf!Larry AU)

Larry had always loved dogs. He had enjoyed seeing wolves in the forest, thinking of them as vampiric familiars. The one time he stepped over his boundaries and pet an unfamiliar dog, though, turned out to be the worst night of his life. Trying to hide his new side from his friends and relatives was proving to be too hard, to boot.

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Shipping

None At This Time

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Open Starters

None At This Time

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Headcanon Posts

* ( positive personality   traits!

Physical Traits Of Your Muse

Detailed Profile Tag

Bold Your Muse’s Aesthetic (Spooky Edition)

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Faceclaim - Gerhard Freidl

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Art By Me

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Pets

Lestat is Larry’s loyal White German Shepherd. The pair are mostly inseparable, and he will take Lestat with him to occasional Vampire Society meetings. Lestat protects Larry from his uncle, who is the only person that Lestat doesn’t like.

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Before school starts I wanna show some doodles I drew bcs I was mad and sad

And also did some sketches of evil mysterion and him with chaos

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Yay more bradenny content

I might’ve forgotten about some details on both drawings but I’m too lazy to fix them