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tpwk-formula1 · 23 hours ago
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Could you please write a story where lando x reader have basically 'adopted' keegan (even tho he's like 3 yrs younger than them) and she hates whenever they make him do dangerous stuff
AN: SPECIAL EXTRA FLUFF POST!!!! (I know I said I wasn't gonna post a fluff this week but this came in and I got too excited so I quickly wrote it before work! NOT proof read!
OMG stop I absolutely love this idea!! I stopped writing a fic to get this one started! I did switch timelines just a big to make the story work so pretend the video on Quadrant where Keegan tried Karting for the first time happened after summer break!
TW: NONE
WC: 1.1K
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Y/N POV
"Keegs, have you eaten anything today?" I ask walking up to him with the sandwich I had made for him before we had left for the yacht day.
"I had breakfast," he says softly knowing we had eaten over 6 hours ago and he had been outside all day in the sun.
"Keegan, you're an athlete stop being stupid," I laugh while tossing him the sandwich which he great fully took and started eating it.
"He's a grown man, love. Let him live," Lando tells me softly while approaching me from behind and taking me into his hold.
"You too Norris, sit down and eat," I say while passing him the second sandwich which has him groaning but instantly sitting next to Keegan and starts eating his sandwich.
"Whipped," I hear Max Fewtrell say from somewhere else on the yacht making me shake my head and threaten him with the last sandwich in hand.
"You and P are such moms," Max rolls his eyes while taking the food from me and sitting next to his best friend.
Over the last year or so the friendship between Lando and Keegan had grown from more than just a sponsored athlete to a truth friendship. When the younger boy started coming around it was almost instant that my motherly instincts kicked in with him.
I mean hell when he called us after winning gold at the Paris Olympics I hadn't stopped crying from podium. He still laughs about it and even pokes fun but he has also on multiple occasions expressed how thankful he to have Lando and I in his life.
Once the yacht day has come to an end we make our way back to the house we had rented for the week.
"We're going cliff jumping tomorrow, do you guys want to come?" Martin's friends asked the rest of us when we had made it back to the house.
"No," I instantly say a long with P while all the boys instantly say "yes" making me look directly at them.
"Have you all lost your damn mind? 1 of you is in contract for racing which mind you comes back in just a few weeks and the other just came off of Olympic gold, you need to be fucking careful," I start ranting while Martin starts laughing at the group dynamic not expecting anything less from us.
"It's fine, we'll be fine," Lando reassures me making me me shake my head.
"Get Zak's approval and then it's fine," I say with a smirk and a little shoulder shrug knowing his boss would lose his ever living mind if he found out his young driver is trying to do something so dangerous.
"Please! I promise we wont get hurt," Lando begs giving me his puppy dog eyes I have never been able to say no to, a long with Keegan behind him giving me the same look.
"Okay fine, but I swear to God if you get hurt," I say while pointing a finger before the two boys.
With that the broke out in bright smiles and Lando instantly took me into his arms and places a few kisses on my lips.
We're now coming to the end of our trip when Lando and I are relaxing in bed having some much needed downtime when a knock rings out through our room.
"Come in," I call out grabbing my bookmark and putting the book I was reading to the side.
When Keegan walks in he has a nervous expression written all over his face.
"What's wrong?" I ask sitting up a bit taller making Lando sit up a bit more noticing the serious expression written across the younger man's face.
"Can I ask for some advice?" Keegan says while walking into the room and closing the door behind him.
"Of course, you can sit on the bed," I say laughing a little when I noticed him awkwardly standing near the end of the bed.
"So I've been talking to this girl," Keegan starts while sitting on the bed.
"Aye! My man," Lando says excitedly while dapping Keegan up making his cheeks grow even redder.
"Well anyways, her name is Ella and we've been talking for awhile and I want to make it official but I'm nervous she might say no and I also need ideas on how to plan the perfect date to ask," Keegan admits making me smile. While it might have been Lando's first time hearing about about Ella, Keegan had already come to me about her and from what I had gathered he really liked her and she seemed really sweet.
After about an hour of planning the most perfect date for Keegan to take Ella on he thanked up both before leaving the room with a bright smile on his face.
"That's my son for real," Lando says laughing making me shake my head with a laugh falling from my lips.
"He's such an awesome kid," I reply back before cuddling closer into Lando's side.
"Did you pull the same move on Carlos when you where asking me out," I tease with a smirk on my face.
"Maybe," Lando admits with his cheeks reddening.
It's been a few weeks since summer break and we already have a week off from racing which means it's time to film for Quadrant and as we pull up to the track both Lando and Max have been suspiciously quiet about what we will be filming.
When we pull up to the track I see Keegan almost instantly making everything click for me.
"No! He is not about to hope in a kart without any training!" I say sternly making Max laugh and Lando turn and give me a reassuring smile.
"He's fine, he can drive a car, he can drive in a few circles on a kart," Lando says but it just makes me groan and throw my head back.
Lando did end up giving Keegan a small run down before filming and once he was in the first Kart I could already feel my stomach drop. He was going as fast as his car will allow him to go but you can see the difference between Lando's control of the Kart and his control but after the first lap he was able to adjust and already looked more comfortable.
As the karts got faster the more I go stressed. Keegan was clearly having an amazing time in the karts but my anxiety is going through the roof.
By the end of the video it is clear to all of us that Keegan loved every moment of it and even asked the next time he could drive one.
When the video was posted fan instantly clung to the fact that I was like a mom to Keegan. I mean an entire compilation was made where it was every moment I made a comment, face, or gasp throughout the short video making fans across F1 laugh at the endearing moments between friends.
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Sorry it feels a bit rushed I just loved the idea and might even circle back around in the future and add to the story
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rekino2114 · 2 days ago
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Accidentally switching jerseys with the PXG girls
A/n:Blue lock is my current obsession, and I frankly can't wait to get to the requests about it (keep them coming), so I wanted to do more posts in the meantime
Fem!rin itoshi
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The exact moment rin entered the female locker room all of the eyes in the room turned to look at her, surprised to see her being late, but just as quickly as they turned towards her they looked away seeing her turquoise eyes glare at all of them.
She took a seat on one of the benches and began to open her bag. No one dared to sit near her or even talk to her, well, everyone except a certain devil girl who just happened to have chosen the spot next to her
"Hey rin-rin, how are you doing today?"
"Shut up"
"So cold, I just wanted to check on you, why were you late anyway?"
"None of your business"
"I bet you were with y/n. He's late too, apparently"
When your name was mentioned, your girlfriend stopped pulling what she needed out of the bag and turned to glare at shidou (I can't think a name for genderbent him)
"I thought I told you it was none of your business pink antenna head"
"Seems like I'm right on the money then, not that I'm surprised he's basically the only thing you care about except for football"
"Do you want me to kick you now or during the match?"
"During the match please~ so you can get a red card and fuck off"
Rin just sighed and started taking off her shirt so she could put her jersey on
"We're going against a bunch of lukewarm NPCs anyway. As far as I'm concerned, y/n and i shouldn't even be here. This is just training for me, that's why we were late"
She finished getting dressed and started walking towards the field, turning to look at shidou when she saw she wasn't moving and staring at her
"What's wrong? You scared? Move it you annoying flashy bug"
"Okayyyyyy Mrs. L/n~"
The younger itoshi froze solid for a second before turning again and staring at her teammate with the deadliest glare she could muster
"What did you just call me, you shitty exploding pest?"
"I mean, that is what's written on your jersey. I knew you hated your last name because of sae, but I didn't know you got married. Congratulations!"
"Eh?"
She quickly took off the jersey what she was wearing and turned it around only to see that not only was it not the number 9, but your last name was written on it too
"We are not married! This is y/n's jersey"
"Oh, what a shame, be sure to give me an invite when you do though~ Oh and invite sae too"
"You two are the last people I'd like to see at my wedding"
"So you are getting married!"
"Shut up! How did this even get here?"
She looked inside the bag again, more closely this time, and found a bunch of your stuff she sighed again and looked back up
"This is y/n's bag. We must have taken each other's by accident when we were meditating together before"
"Wait how did you not know which bag was yours?"
"..............."
"Wait don't tell me. You have matching bags? Oh my God you are so in love!"
Rin turned towards shidou again, this time with a slight blush on her face
"I told you to shut up! I'm gonna give this to y/n now"
"Sure make sure to say hi to your future husband for me"
The blue lock n°1 just glared at her and put your jersey back on to go outside to the guys dressing room.
When she entered the same chilly atmosphere that she had on the other room could be felt here by everyone, except for you who when you saw your girlfriend just smiled and went up to her
"Hey rin, don't worry, I'm still changing we'll be out shortly"
Her gaze softened when it landed on you but immediately went back to her cold glare when she looked back at everyone else
"Turn around or I'll kill you"
Out of fear all of the male members of PXG did as she said and when she saw that rin started to take off your jersey again
"W-wait rin what are you-"
"This is yours"
".........Eh?"
"The one you're wearing is mine"
She held out the shirt to you as you looked at your own
"Oh yeah I guess you're right sorry"
"It's fine, I didn't notice it either, now take it off"
"Yep!"
You did as she told you as rin looked at you (her eyes locked a bit too much on your muscles) and blushed slightly but looked away to hide it
"Here you go!"
She took the jersey from your hands and gave you yours, now you started dressing at the same time
"Sorry again about that, I should have checked it"
"I already told you it's fine, plus I didn't mind it that much"
"Hm? Why?"
"No reason, let's go now, the other team is waiting"
"Ok"
You started walking outside, and rin looked back at your smile and beautiful face for a bit......maybe in the future, she wouldn't mind actually having your last name
Fem!shidou ryusei
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Rin stood with her arms crossed in the dressing room. She sighed and tapped her foot as she got increasingly angry
"If she's this late again I'm telling Loki to play without her"
She finally opened her eyes when she heard the door open and shidou come out of it
"Yo!"
Her cheery smile quickly morphed into a look of confusion when she looked around the room, noticing that all of the girls were still there
"The match didn't start yet?"
"It didn't start because you weren't here idiot"
"Pffft how boring"
She threw her bag on the bench and started opening it carelessly
"And I thought me and y/n could hang out a little more"
"Some of us take our football careers seriously, and showing up on time is a part of that"
"Hey I'll have you know i take football very seriously!"
"Half of the things you say during matches would disagree"
"It's just because i get reeaaaaaaly excited about it, and also, y/n is there. How do you expect me to focus when the handsomest guy ever is just standing in the middle of the field? It takes all my strength not to start making out sloppy style with him when he scores"
Rin felt like gagging after the image that shidou put in her mind but she resisted the urge and ended up just rolling her eyes
"Then maybe we should take him off the team"
Her remark was met with shidou's shirt flying in her face, making a visible tick mark appear on it
"No way! If you take him off then I'm leaving too!"
She took off the clothes from her face and was met with shidou finally dressed in her jersey
"I was joking, also don't throw your dirty clothes in my face"
"Wow~ I didn't know you had a sense of humor. Also, it's not dirty, I take very good care of myself and my clothing you know? It's one of the many things y/n loves about me"
"Whatever, let's just go"
"Wait, serious question, is it just me, or does the jersey feel tighter today?....not that I mind, maybe my curves grew even more~"
"........oh my God, you're even more of an idiot than I thought"
"What? You jealous"
"That's not your jersey"
".........what?"
"Y/n's last name is on it. It's not even your number, how did you not notice?"
The devil girl took off the jersey she was wearing and looked at the back
"Oh yeah it is"
"Dumbass"
"Whatever I'm gonna keep it"
"Why?"
"It's a nice touch. That way, anyone can see me and y/n are a couple"
"With what you do on the field I'm sure everyone already knows, go give it back to him and take yours back"
"You're no fun bottom eyelashes, I knew you didn't have a sense of humor"
"Just go"
"Okaaaaaayyyyy~"
"And don't flash anyone!"
"Y/n doesn't count right?"
"Go!"
Shidou stuck her tongue out at rin and went with her arms over her head. When she reached the men's locker room she entered and immediately hugged you
"Hiiiiiiii babe"
"O-oh hey shidou, what's up?"
"We might have a little bit of an issue"
"What?"
"We switched jerseys"
".......did we?"
"Yep, look!"
She turned around (giving you a nice view and winking in the meantime), and you saw that her jersey was actually yours, with your number and last name on it
"Oh yeah it is, sorry"
"Don't worry, to be honest, I wanted to keep it like this, but that bottom eyelashes jerk said we had to change"
"Oh"
You took off the jersey as shidou's eyes immediately drifted all over your body while she was licking her lips
"Looking good handsome!"
You blushed but thanked her and gave her the jersey
"Thank youuuu"
She kissed your cheek and was about to take her own shirt off when she was that everyone was looking at her
"Hey, you extras! Close your eyes before I rip them off myself. There's only one guy who can see me, and he's right here"
The guys did as she said and she continued undressing and dressing in her own jersey while you tried your best to look away
"OK now that that's taken care of"
She wrapped one arm around you and kissed your cheek again
"Let's go destroy these fuckers!"
"Heck yeah!"
You two kissed briefly and started walking towards the field still side hugging each other while rin glared at you from the other side
Fem!Charles chevalier
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Charlotte ran quickly through the hallway of the stadium's interior until she reached the door of the girls' dressing room that she opened and walked inside
"Waaaaaaait, I'm here! Don't start without me! 👿"
"About time"
"Pardon~ me and y/n were having breakfast and lost track of time just don't tell loki"
"I don't care what you and your boyfriend do, just show up on time"
"I mean, this is what happens when we have a match so early. You can't expect me to wake up this early👿"
"Just shut up and get dressed"
"OK egoist!"
She went over to a bench and started doing as rin said. When she was fully dressed, she went behind the striker and tried to fist bump her, which she coldly refused
"👿"
Suddenly a knock was heard on the door, everyone turned towards it as rin spoke
"Who is it?"
"It's y/n, I have something to give Charlotte"
Rin rolled her eyes but gave you the ok to come as Charlotte smiled widely at your presence, a smile that grew even wider when she saw that you were shirtless
"Y/n~😈"
"What is it?"
"I have Charlotte's jersey here"
"Hm but she's wearing-"
When rin turned towards the midfielder she saw she was sweating and when she looked at the back of her jersey she understood why
"..........you took the wrong jersey?"
"Sorry, it must have been because we were in a hurry, pardon, pardon👿!"
"It's fine, just get yours now"
She walked towards you and looked at you still with that wide smile of hers showing off her fangs
"Here you go"
You handed her the jersey and she took it"
"Merci😈"
You turned around as she started changing again she called you when she finished and gave you your own jersey which you started to put on immediately
"........why are you looking at me like that? You're not mad at me, are you?"
"I mean.....this is kind of your fault"
"I'm sorry it was an accident, I already apologized like 4 times"
".....yeah but-"
"😈"
".........fine I can't stay stay mad at you when you're like that"
"Thank you😈"
She immediately went to hug you as you hugged back. When you pulled back, she pouted a bit but started following you outside
"But you're gonna have to give me a lot of good passes to apologize ok"
"Don't I already do that~😈"
"Yeah you do"
"Then don't worry, those passes are gonna be amazing"
"Just remembere to grab your own stuff next time, ok contrarian?"
"Yeah, yeah, I know sorry, don't worry there's not gonna be a next time😈......probably"
You sighed but held her hand and walked outside with her
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yearsbecomingcool · 2 days ago
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nice guys finish last | daniel markowitz 18+
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donate to gaza here | masterlist | part 1
pairing | daniel markowitz x f!reader
synopsis | you see how long danny can really last.
warnings | f!reader, sexual context, mentions of premature ejaculation, subby!danny, dom!reader, handjobs, degradation, titty worship, nipple play, & edging.
word count | 1.6k
a/n | if writing submissive men is wrong i don't want to be right. this was so fun to work on, it's been a long time since i've written any smut involving men so this was a bit of a challenge, but a fun one nonetheless. i'm trying to figure out which other character's of fred's i want to write for so if y'all have any requests pls share, i am a deeply indecisive person. also!! if you'd like to be on my taglist for future fics let me know!!
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You’re sitting on Danny’s lap as he hangs his head in embarrassment. He can’t believe he just came in his pants from making out and grinding. He feels like a teenager again in the worst way possible. He gathers himself enough to speak, “I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean to-”
You cut him off, cupping his face in your hands, “Hey. It’s okay, I’m not upset.”
“It’s just…it’s so fucking humiliating,” he whines. 
“Why? Danny…it was hot.”
He looks up at you, a bit confused. “What? I came in my fucking pants like- like a teenager. That’s embarrassing!”
“To you maybe. I don’t know…I liked it. It’s cute, I didn’t know I got you worked up like that,” you giggle, playing with his hair. 
“Cute? You’re messing with me, there’s no way you thought that was cute.”
You shake your head, “Some girls are into it y’know, I am at least. Makes me feel good to know that all I had to do was kiss you and dry hump you. Makes me think about how you’d react if I actually got my hands on you.”
“You want to touch me?” He asks it as if it’s the most ridiculous thing he’s ever heard.
“Did you think I was grinding on you for shits and giggles?”
He blushes bright red, “I just…didn’t want to assume anything. I-I don’t know.”
“You’re fucking adorable, truly.” 
You cup his face in your hands, forcing him to look at you. “Danny, let me make this clear. I want to touch you, I think you’re attractive, I’ve been into you for years. Fuck whatever insecure thoughts are running through that head of yours, okay? It’s hot that you just came in your pants like that, I wanna see how long you’d last if I touched you for real if you’d let me.” 
He wets his lower lip with his tongue and nods his head. “Please…” It comes out small and pathetic. He winces as he hears it leave his lips. 
“Please what? Tell me what you want me to do, Danny.” You straddle his lap again, thighs on either side of him. Your hand goes down to his belt. “I can’t give you what you need if you don’t ask for it.” 
He throws his back against the couch, whining pathetically, his hips rolling up against yours. You reach down to pin his hips to the couch, “Be a good boy and use your words.” 
“God…you’re really gonna make me?” He asks breathlessly. 
“I mean unless you want to go off into my bathroom and try to get yourself off, then yeah, you’re gonna ask for it.” He’s only seen this side of you a couple times in his life and every single time he’s crumbled beneath your feet, ready to do whatever you ask of him. With other girls he’s been the one to take charge, but as you order him around he can’t help but melt and bend to your will. 
He closes his eyes and sighs, “Please…please touch me. I need it so bad.” 
His pleas are music to your ears. You smile down at his lap and start to undo his belt, pulling it off and throwing it to the side. You lean forward and start to kiss his neck while you undo his pants. You don’t pull his cock out immediately, you’re gonna tease him first.
“Let’s make a deal, yeah? You hold off on coming till I give you permission and I’ll let you suck my tits. How does that sound to you?” 
He opens his eyes, glancing down at you hungrily. “I-I just have to hold it till you say?”
“Mhm, that’s all I need from you, pretty boy.”
“Fuck it, yeah, deal.”
You chuckle against his neck, your hand trailing down to his crotch. You begin to palm him through his underwear, whimpers falling from his lips almost instantly. “I knew that would work, fucking perv. Did you think I’d forget every time you’d look at my tits in my bikinis? You looked at me like you wanted to eat me, just wanted to bury your face in ‘em, hm?”
“Oh fuck me…” He mutters, his hips bucking up towards your palm, desperate for something more. “You noticed?”
“Danny, you’re as subtle as a brick through a window. You could’ve burned holes through them if you tried hard enough,” you laugh. You squeeze him through his underwear and his eyes shoot open like he was just given a shot of adrenaline. He whines so pathetically that you can’t help but smirk, “So sensitive…” 
“I can’t help it…I haven’t been with anyone since Allie,” he mumbles. 
“Forget about her, okay? I’m gonna make you feel so good, baby. Promise.”
You tug his briefs down, his cock springing free. “You were hiding this from me this whole time? Allie was a lucky girl,” you chuckle, biting your lip as you look down at it. You hold your palm up to his mouth, “Spit.” 
“You want me to spit on it, shouldn’t you do that?”
“Sorry, should I just dip your dick in your Dr. Pepper?” You ask sarcastically.
“Please don’t.” He leans forward and spits into your palm obediently. 
“Atta boy.” You wrap your hand around his cock, pumping it at a slow teasing pace.
He mewls at your touch, his head falling forward against your neck. He places soft kisses starting at your ear, trailing down to your collarbone. He keeps his hands to himself as best he can, gripping your waist. “Can’t believe this is real…” He mumbles against your skin. 
“How many times did you touch yourself thinking of me, Danny?” 
He whines, “So many times. I felt so guilty every time, just couldn’t get you out of my head. Fuck, you’re so pretty.” He begins suckling marks into your delicate skin, you whine as you get him off. 
You pick up the pace, watching how his body reacts to your touch. Part of you is shocked he’s held it this long after how quickly he came before. “Pervy boy…getting off to your best friend like that, should fucking punish you for it. Do you even deserve to cum again tonight?” You’re teasing, of course you’ll let him cum, you’re not cruel. It’s just way more fun to watch him squirm. 
“Please, please, I’m sorry! I-I just…you-”
“Hm, shut up. Fuck the deal, gonna give you what you need.” You tug your shirt down with one hand, your bra exposed. “Don’t make me do all the work here, it’s not gonna suck itself.”
He reaches forward to tug your bra down as well, he starts to kiss down from your collarbone to your breasts. He leaves marks every now and then, leaving a dark trail you know will leave you wearing turtlenecks for at least a week. He spends his time marking you up, he’s wanted to do it for years. He reaches up for your nipple, rolling it between his fingers, eliciting a whine from you. He smirks as if he’s won, you squeeze his cock softly to remind him who’s in charge. He lets out a strangled yelp and bucks up into your hand. He takes your nipple into his mouth, suckling at it as he moves his hand to tweak the other. You pick up your pace, muttering a mix of praise and degradation.
“Pretty fucking boy, you’re so good for me. Bet you spent so much time fucking your hand imagining doing this to me, hm? Bet you felt so guilty seeing me after, poor baby couldn’t get me out of his head. You’re doing better than I thought, didn’t know you could handle a pretty girl's hand around your cock. Could barely handle a kiss before.” You laugh as he suckles at you.
He’s practically fucking your hand at this point, bucking his hips pathetically. You squeeze your hand around his cock, stroking him and keeping the pace of his thrusts. His eyes squeeze shut and he moves his mouth to your other nipple, whining against your skin as he feels himself getting closer. He suckles harder, causing you to wince at the slight pain. You tangle a hand in his hair, pulling his face flush against your breast. He lets out a strangle moan and spills his seed against your lap and into your palm. As he comes down he suckles at your breast as if he’s soothing himself. 
He finally pulls away, breathing heavily. You bring your fingers to his mouth, “Clean ‘em up for me?” I ask. He brings your fingers into his mouth, sucking till they’re clean. You pull them from his mouth, wiping them against his t-shirt. You grab his chin and lift his head, you smile at the sight of his flushed cheeks and messy hair. “You’re so fucking hot.”
He grins bashfully, leaning his head back against the couch. “I didn’t know you could be so mean…or that I’d like it so much.” He lifts his hand, trailing his fingers over the marks he left on you. He looks proud of them.
“You owe me a turtleneck for these y’know, we’re lucky it’s winter.” 
“Hm you could just show ‘em off instead. Let everyone know I left ‘em there,” he numbles.
“Who knew you could be so possessive,” you laugh, rolling your eyes. 
“Look at you, if I don’t leave a mark I’ll never get another chance.” He sounds sad.
“You’re going to get many other chances, the night’s still young, I haven’t come yet…and tomorrow I might wanna wake up with a pretty boy between my thighs,” you tease, stroking his hair gently. 
“Fuck…I feel like I need to clean you up instead. Another round in the bath maybe? Your hot water got fixed, right?”
You chuckle, “Yeah, fucking finally. C’mon, I think you owe me an orgasm or two.”
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ice-man-goes-bwoah · 3 days ago
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You want me to sign what?||Franco colapinto x fem!reader
Word count — 1197
A/n this was posted to my old account and y’all loved it also im posting my other Franco fics
The club was packed with people looking for a good time. It was dark, except for the flickering strobe lights, and it smelled like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and various perfumes and colognes. It was a Sunday night after the Monza Grand Prix, which Ferrari won, so everyone, yourself included, was on cloud nine.
Dressed in a short blue sparkly dress that left little to the imagination you smiled as you squeezed in between all the bodies on the dance floor trying to make it back to your friends who were sitting at the back of the club talking. You made it through the sea of people, bumping into at least four random guys and getting your hair pulled by a girl who had a few too many drinks.
It was dark and you couldn’t see anything so you felt pretty bad when you bumped into someone. Franco winced as a figure suddenly slammed into him, causing his drink to spill on his shirt. He turned to see a girl in a blue sparkling dress, clearly a little tipsy. He was about to say something when he got distracted by the sight of her cleavage. It was hard to look away.
He cleared his throat and looked up at her face. "Sorry, I... you okay?"
The girl chuckled and swayed a bit. "Oops, sorry about that. I'm fine, I was just trying to get back to my friends over there," she said, gesturing to a group of people on the other side of the room.
Franco took a moment to appreciate her smile and the way the dress clung to her curves. He couldn't help but feel intrigued by her carefree attitude.
“No way You're Franco Colapinto I’m a big fan. You had one hell of a drive today, especially driving that shit box of a car” you said, recognizing the new F1 driver in front of you.
Franco's eyebrows raised in surprise. He was used to being recognized in public, but the fan usually just asked for his autograph and moved on. But there was something about the directness and excitement in her voice that he found refreshing.
"Yeah, definitely not the car I was hoping for this year," he chuckled, running a hand through his hair. "But we do what we can with what we've got, right? And thanks for the support, it means a lot."
You couldn’t believe your luck running into an F1 driver, and not just any driver, but the cute new Argentinian rookie with a passion for driving. You could feel the alcohol coursing through your veins and it made you bolder.
Swaying slightly, you looked up into his eyes and asked, "Can I ask you a question?"
Franco looked down at the girl in the sparkling red dress standing in front of him. He liked her energy and the way she seemed to carry herself with confidence and excitement. It was refreshing compared to the usual fans he encountered.
As she asked her question, Franco took a moment to look her up and down, appreciating the way her dress clung to her curves. He could tell she had a bit to drink by the way she was swaying, but it only made her more attractive to him.
"Sure, go ahead," Franco said, leaning in closer to hear her over the loud music.
“Can you sign something for me?” You asked loudly over the music. Franco chuckled at the simplicity of the request. He was used to fans asking for autographs, but the way this girl asked somehow made it feel more intimate.
"Sure, I can sign something for you," he replied, still leaning in close to hear her. "But, ah, where do you want me to sign? I don't see any paper or anything on you."
“Can you sign my breast?” You asked rather boldly. Franco's eyes widened in surprise. That was not the question he was expecting, but he was certainly not opposed to the idea.
He looked down at her cleavage, which was on full display in the tight red dress, and then back up at her face. A smirk tugged at the corner of his mouth.
"You want me to sign your breast, huh?" he said, his voice dropping an octave lower. "Is that a serious request?"
Franco couldn't help but be impressed by her boldness. She was clearly feeling the effects of the alcohol, but the way she was looking at him made it clear that she was also attracted to him.
He glanced back down at her chest, then back up to her face. "You know what, why not?" he said, his tone playful. "It'll be a first for me, but I don't mind making an exception for a beautiful fan."
Franco reached out and placed a hand on her hip, guiding her further into the darkness of the club. He led her over to a secluded corner, away from the crowd of people dancing and talking. As they walked, he appreciated the feel of her warm body against his hand.
Once they were in the corner, he leaned back against the wall and gestured for her to come closer. "Come here," he said, his voice low and commanding.
Franco waited as she stepped closer to him, closing the distance between them. He could smell her perfume, a mix of sweet and spicy notes that suited her. She was even more beautiful up close, her eyes sparkling with excitement.
"I need a pen," he said, reaching into the back pocket of his jeans and pulling out a sharpie. "And I need somewhere to write..."
He placed the tip of the pen just above the neckline of her dress, right above her cleavage. They were so close now, their bodies nearly touching. "This okay?" he asked, looking up at her face.
She nodded, her breath catching in her throat. Her heart was racing, and she felt a rush of excitement and anticipation coursing through her body.
Franco leaned in closer, his eyes never leaving hers as he started to write his name across her chest. He took his time, making sure each letter was neat and legible. His breath was warm on her skin as he worked, the tip of the pen tracing the curves of her body. His hand brushed against her skin with each stroke, making her shiver and sending jolts of electricity through her veins.
When he was done, he pulled back and looked down at his handiwork, a satisfied smirk on his face. "There you go," he said, capping the pen and slipping it back into his pocket. "That's a one-of-a-kind autograph right there."
He looked back up into her eyes, a mischievous gleam in his own. "You know, I'm not even sure I caught your name," he said, placing a hand on her hip again, pulling her a little closer.
She tried to gather her thoughts, but the alcohol and the way he was touching her was making it hard to concentrate.
"It's, um," she said, her voice shaking. "It's Y/N."
"Y/N," he repeated, rolling the sound over his tongue. "I like that. It's pretty, just like you."
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phantomcurses · 2 days ago
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Hey so can I have a scenario where Kurt wagner is his typical self, like kissing hands and cheeks at introductions and calls people affectionate nicknames and his s/o’s just chill with this cuz He’s just being your typical friendly german gentleman. And someone asks his s/o “don’t you get jealous when he does that?” And then tells Kurt that “you don’t seem that interested in s/o”. And s/o comes to his defence “No. he hasn’t given me any reason to doubt him, he’s just being friendly. I understand he was raised in Germany. Besides, he spoils me a lot when it’s just the two of us”?
aww this is cute! of course!
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kurt was your go to when you needed someone as a pick me up. he's well adept at giving people advice, giving strong advice and words of wisdom. he's friendly with everyone, making sure they don't feel left out. by god, he knows how that feels. overall, he has european tendencies that don't go unnoticed by many, including kissing the face at introductions, or giving people sweet nicknames.
which leads to the situation you're in right now. rogue sits across from you at the dining table, eating her breakfast, and interrogating you about your relationship with kurt. she was curious, wanting information about you two.
"don't you get jealous at all? i mean, he tends to be really friendly with people." she asks you, spoon twirling in her fingers.
"no, i wouldn't say i get jealous. it's in his nature to be pretty friendly when accepting new people here." you tell her, continuing your breakfast, wondering where the conversation was leading.
"well, he kisses people on the cheek. i wouldn't love remy doing that to other people, i'd lose my mind." she says, and you can't help but feel mildly irked.
"well, good thing we're not you guys. besides, he's european, it's a natural greeting there, i'm not shocked that he keeps that habit up." you tell her, and she raises her hands up as a means of defensiveness.
"i'm sorry darlin', didn't mean anything by it." she says, as kurt is walking in, and she points toward him. "i'm just saying, it doesn't seem like he's much interested in you if he's going around kissing people willy nilly."
"you know, he really does care for me you know. we have a good relationship, he's given me no reason to doubt him." you argue, and kurt gives you a confused look.
"she thinks i should be jealous with the attention you give to other people." you fill him in as you put your empty bowl in the sink. "and thank you for your concern rogue, but i'm just saying, we're air tight. i have been given no reason to doubt that he's loyal to me. i mean, he's always spoiling me when we're alone." you tell her, and you feel kurt wrap his arms around your waist.
you turn around to give him a small kiss, one where he pulls you in for a deeper kiss. rogue mutters her apologies in the background, clearly seeing you two in love. she goes over to the living area, to give you and kurt your time together.
"you don't feel jealous, do you? you would've brought it up, yes?" he asks, concern filling his eyes. you grasp his face in your hands, and you smile at him.
"kurt, i love you deeply. if you made me feel uncomfortable or jealous with your communication style with other people, i would've said so. i think it's cute that you greet people how you traditionally did in germany. besides, you spoil me greatly with affection when we're alone, and it's always much more special than what you do to others." you reassure him, ending your statement with kissing him on the lips again, going to then kiss him on the cheeks like he does to others.
"it was really attractive seeing you defend me that way. thank you, mein leibe." he says, kissing your forward, using his tail to wrap around your waist bringing you as close as possible towards him.
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starrywooyo · 2 days ago
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DEAREST: CHP ONE
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pairing: ot8! ateez x fem reader
genre: mafia au
!!warnings(per chapter)!! !NONE FOR NOW!
word count: 1.5K
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synopsis: new town, new city, new country again.. will it be permanent this time? the friends you make.. are they honest? relationships? who's telling the truth..? what is the truth.. who should you believe?
notes: first official chapter~~ hellooo! I'm s sorry it took so long.. its not as long a chapter i would like but id rather post this the now and give you something than keep you guys waiting longer.. with that.. i hope you guys enjoy and.. happy new year!! happy 2025!!
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 You walk up a few more steps and take a seat at the long table.. ‘Wooyoung’ who you've just been introduced to turns around in his seat leaning his head on his now propped up arms.
“So pretty.. Where are you from never seen you around here before~” he smiles up at you
“Ahaha yeah.. Um.. I'm actually not from anywhere really..” you say and he looks up at you confused..
“My father.. He moves locations at work a lot so we’re never in one place or country for too long..i was born here though and did stay here in my grandparents estate until i was like 7 or 8..”
“Ooooh I see.. So.. how’d you know our Yun, pretty? Are you together?”
“Oh- no no no!! Nothing like that.. Apparently his family is friends with mine? Or well my grandparents..?” you answer back very quickly..
“So you don't have a boyfriend then?”
“Wooyoung!” yunho warns
“What! It's valuable info.. I don't want some guy coming after me if she does..”
“I uh.. I dont no… i'm never in a place long enough to.. “
He opens his mouth to speak again but the lecturer enters the room.
“Good Morning class. Oh? It appears we have a new face in our homeroom.. Hi i’m Mr Kim, this homeroom isn't anything strict please just think of it as a chill space before your lectures. If you want to introduce yourself you can.”
You stand and clear your throat.
“Hi I'm y/n.. I uh.. I've never been in one place too long but I hope to make and be good friends with you all.”
Some students smile, others are just not very interested..
“Thank you y/n.. I hope you enjoy being in our homeroom and that the guys will treat you kindly.. Now.. lets see here…” the homeroom teacher trails off and begins daily announcements and just little things we should know before the day starts. Then we just have free time.. To which yunho uses to look over your schedule properly.
“Mmm.. seems you’re in the same building as me most of the time so i can take you to your classes while you get used to the layout.. Apart from your art lecture period.. That's on the whole other side of the campus…” he trails off
“I don't mind escorting the pretty lady to the music and arts dept~ would be an honor as a gentleman” wooyoung says, turning around in his seat.. Kinda biting his lip. 
“To hell I'd let you take her woo.. I'll get hongjoong to take her..”
“WHAT- oops.. I mean what.. You’d let hongjoong take her? Isn't he worse than me-”yunho quickly kicks the back of Wooyoung's chair.
“Fine.. jongho then.. He's got music during that period so music rooms just down the hall from the art dept. Don't worry y/n.. Jongho.. He's quiet but he's nice.”
..
So the day goes on and yunho true to his word, escorts you to all your lectures and picks you up from them. 
It's a bit overwhelming needing to introduce yourself in every class but.. It had to be done.. In all honesty you just wanna go back home, you're that socially drained. 
Thankfully it's lunch.. 
“Yeah so this is the cafeteria… The lunches and stuff they serve are pretty good.. Open all day so if you ever get an extra free period you can always come in for a snack or y’know.. Or of course bring your own lunches, that's totally okay too.." Yunho says as he holds the door open for you.. 
You both collect a tray of food and side dishes 
“Come on, you can sit with me”
“Is that.. Really a good idea..?” 
Yunho lets out a breathy laugh
 “I mean sit yourself if you want but.. Isn't it better to sit with someone on the first day? Y’know socialise? Besides.. You've got art next and jonghos sitting with wooyoung already so wouldn't it be good to know your new escort for your last lecture??” 
“I.. I suppose you’re right.” 
So you follow him to the table where the two other guys sit
“Ooooh hey again pretty~”
“Wooyoung.” yunho warns again just like in the class 
“Oh y/n this is jongho.. Jongho y/n shes new”
“Yeah.. she's the girl you got told to help this morning.. I know..” jongho says as she eats a bit of his food. 
“Yeah.. that's right.. I was hoping you could take her to the art and music department on campus after lunch since it's on the other side of campus from my last few lectures..? You're going to the music room right?”
Jomgho hums at that..
“I suppose I could take her.. For you..” he says
“Thank you..” you say 
To that he just kinda gives you a smile.. 
The rest of the lunch you just eat in the sort of awkward silence with wooyoung occasionally asking you a question.. 
Then once you finished your lunch you all take your trays and put them away and discard any rubbish. 
Yunho bids you all farewell as he heads in the opposite direction and you just silently follow jongho through the building until you get to the exit to walk across the campus towards the art and music department building.. 
“So.. you do music?” you ask him
He nods a little
“Yeah… that's right..”
“What do you play..?”
“Guitar… I sing a little too..”
Oh.. he plays.. 
“That's nice.. Guitar and singing go well with each other..” 
He just hums again and gets his id card out and buzzes the door open to the building and enters holding the door for you..  And you walk down the hall 
“What room is your art room?” he asks..
“Oh..” you struggle a bit and get your printed schedule out of your bag..
“A-1117?” 
“Mmh you're up the stairs then.. This way..” he leads you up the flight of stairs ..
And sure enough on a little stick out sign..
A-1115… A-1116.. A-1117.. On the far end..
“Oh… I see it.. Thank you jongho.. You don't need to walk me to the door.. Thank you for showing me the way.” you smile at him and bow.
He just smiles, but it's a small one “no problem..” and turns and makes his way back down the stairs..
You walk down the hall and then into the room..
It's a wide open space, tables and various art supplies neatly tucked away.. Some students already in there
“You must be y/n?.. I'm your lecturer but you can just call me jenny.. Pick a desk anywhere.. We’re not drawing today just doing some theory..”
“Aah okay.. Thank you..
… 
After your art lecture jenny had told you about some books you should pick up from the campus library a girl in your art class kindly showed you the way 
But shoot that is a bi stack of art books.. Only a few would fit in your backpack so you had to carry the rest.. You thank the librarian who got you the books and after checking them out you make your way to the doors of the library.
You struggle but eventually get the door open and slip out.. You walk down the hall carrying the stack of books, one of the top ones begin to slip and of course gravity pulls it to the ground.. 
“Oh..” 
You turn and shift the stack into one arm.. And bend down to pick the fallen book up.. Only another arm has extended to pick it up.. One tatted up with a sleeve..
“Here, let me get that for you” your gaze meets the face of the man
He helps you stand upright and let sout a cheeky laugh
“That's a lot of books is it not? Art student?”
“Yeah.. something like that..”
“D’you need a hand getting to where you're going or..” he trails still holding the book..
“I think i can manage..” just as you say that some more books begin to move in the pile as you try and move them back to the middle.. And onto the ground.. 
The man laughs.. 
“Sure you can, princess.. Come on. I'll help you carry them to your car..assuming.. You're getting picked up?” he says as he picks the fallen books up as well as taking a few more from your stack.
“Ah.. well thank you.. I appreciate it..”
And so you walk with the man through the campus and to the parking lot where others are getting picked up by their chauffeurs
You see the family driver standing outside the car..
“It's just that one there.. “
He walks towards the car and opens the door on the other side placing your books on the seat.. 
The driver opens your side
“Oh um.. Thank you for helping me..” you trail off not knowing the guys name
He opens his mouth to speak.
“Hongjoooong!! Come on!! We’re gonna be late..” a voice calls from a little bit away.. 
Wooyoung and another few boys stand.. 
He turns and gives them a thumbs up..
“Hongjoong.. My names hongjoong..”
“Well thank you hongjoong..”
“No problem princess” he does a little bow and runs off to catch up with his friends.. And you get in the car…
So that's hongjoong? He.. didn't seem as bad as wooyoung said..
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silkenwinger · 1 day ago
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would do crazy, unspeakable things to get TA Gaz's attention. he's just so nice. never playing favourites, necessarily: his attention is always divided evenly. after all, he is a tutor figure for an hard class, and all of you need help. and while you're scared shitless of price, you know you can count on gaz's calm tone to tell you what you wrote wrong. never judging. understanding. encouraging.
it's not just his behavior, of course. have you looked at him? he's top 10 most handsome men you've ever talked to. wait, more like top 5. okay realistically he's the best looking one. and you're not the only one to get lost in his eyes, either. you hear hushed whispers of fuck me behind you when he stretches mid hour. you telepathically send whoever said that a strong mental message of stay away from my man.
as for your relationship... well. you've been working really hard on building a particular rapport. by that you mean you sit in the first row, greet him immediately, and try to come up with at least one question per session. looking hard for things to ask him has led you to a vast amount of knowledge you really don't need to pass this class, to the point you know you're getting glares from the other students. it's hard to be more forthright: you wish you could, but you're still somewhat inhibited by everything about him. for christmas, you brought him some homemade cookies, saying you made them for all TAs (absolutely false). gaz had smiled that absolutely devastating smile that made you weak in the knees. your five attempts and hours wasted had given you something back!
you've convinced yourself what you've going on is special. gaz (and oh my god, the day he told you (aka the class) you could call him that instead of mr garrick was the highlight of the month) knows your name and asks how you're doing frequently, which has completely revolutioned your world. you spend two hours getting ready every time you have to see him. when you saw him in the distance while you were talking with another classmate from another course, you almost threw the poor guy from the corridor balcony to not be seen with him.
of course, your friends call you fucking delusional, short of telling you you have absolutely no chances with him, but hope never flees true warriors' hearts.
eventually, all good things come to an end. price's class ends, you submit your long ass essay, and you don't see gaz as frequently anymore. you almost cried the last session, with him telling you all that he was kinda sad to let you go and that he was sure your final would go well. he'd even touched your shoulder! it would have been hard not to hug him if you hadn't been paralyzed by his touch in the first place.
one day, checking your results, you see that alongside price's grade there is a considerably longer email. the professor is telling you that he's seriously impressed with your essay, and that his TA, recommending you, wants to work with you on a project related to the class.
a project.
with gaz.
alone!
a/n: for both mine and your peace of mind, please tell me if this is wildly inaccurate for british universities! i'm basing the TA role as it exists in my country: someone (usually freshly graduate or about to be) who leads a secondary course for a major class, that can deal with redoing what has been done in class, solving students' doubts, in depth discussion, etc. i think this blurb will stay this way anyway, but if i ever want to write something longer on the topic 👀, i'd like to know how stuff actually works in the country it is set in lol
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adormeee · 3 days ago
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Meddle about
Fratboy!matt x Shy!reader
part one
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“You guys kissed?!?” Diana yells out loud “shhh diana” you cover her mouth as you look around already seeing others look back.
“m’sorry” she swats your hand away from her face. “I still can’t believe it you’ve never kissed anyone, but you get your first kiss with a frat!” she quietly exclaims.
You sigh, opening your locker “I don’t know diana this whole situation is kinda weird, i mean you think things will be awkward?”.
Diana leans against the locker next to you “ i meann hes for sure nothing like chris, so you know he will talk to you” she looks around“ but i mean hey it looks like sturniolo woke on the wrong side of the bed.” She chuckles as you turn around.
Seeing Matt, your stomach tightened, he’s clearly not in a good mood. He’s being more quiet than usally and when his friends poked or teased him he would push them away.
As you keep starting at him, Matt can feel someone gaze on him as he looks up from his phone, he locks his eyes on yours. He freezes something about today you look so different maybe it’s the fact that you’re wearing a pikachu shirt from his favorite video game.
(Matt never told anyone especially now that he’s in high school but he never grew out of pokemon it was always a safe place to distract himself)
Matt is still there looking at you as you look at him until an annoying voice distracts him “Matty!! what are you looking at?” angela (chris’s little on and off hook up) looks at the direction he’s staring at.
“Ew seriously that nerd, jeez matt your that desperate?” matt huffs rolling his eyes. Even with a crowded hallways you can hear aggravating voice from a few feet away.
Diana of course overhead the conversation quickly grabbing lana’s hand. “cmon the bell is almost gonna ring we wouldn’t wanna be late.”
You slam your locker keeping up diana’s pace.
Matt watches as this happens remembering yesterday’s previous conversation
(it means you will get teased by your friends by being forced to talk to me)
feeling so bad she was right, completely.
໒꒰ྀི ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ྀི১
The bell rings and you quickly pack up, your music blasting into your ears as you walk, as you made your way to the lunch room you look around before spotting your friend.
Diana had a bunch of friends she was a social butterfly nothing like you but she always chose to sit with you at lunch or any type of situation.
“hii” you wave at her taking out your earbuds. “girl! when i tell you mr sikowitz literally CHANGED our script after i finishing learning my lines” you burst out in giggles.
Diana always knew how to make you laugh even if she wasn’t trying. You guys spend the next fifteen minutes talking about anything.
As you were speaking to diana, diana eyes shift from you to someone behind you.
“ I was lik-” you stop to turn around to see what’s she’s looking at, for a minute you thought it was matt but realized it was brother by the change of clothes. “sup diana and uhm lana, wondering if you ladies wanted to come to a party?”
You look at diana she’s already smiling and nodding at you, you sigh “i don’t think i’ll be able to go i have to babysit” you scratch your neck awkwardly.
“Aww cmon lana it’ll be fun!” diana exclaimed “listen to your friend it’ll be fun” he winks in diana’s direction to which she just rolls her eyes.
“unless you guys find a babysitter for me i don’t think i can go and have ‘fun’ ”. You motion quotation marks in the air.
“we will babysit!” pointing back and forth between her and chris “who the fuck is ‘we’ i aint no takin’ care no baby” shaking his head.
“christopher if you babysit ill let you see my answers for the next pop quiz” chris thinks about it he currently has a d in that class if he keeps it up like that he will be benched for lacrosse.
“fuckk.. fine i’ll do it but don’t expect me to do much” Diana is quite literally grinning ear to ear. You try to hold back a smile “just um- send me the location?” you say just above whisper.
“‘no worries i’ll have matt pick ‘ya up” he smirks before he pulls something from his front pocket.
“oh- and i’m pretty sure this belongs to you” he gives you a dior lip gloss that you have left in matt’s car. You feel your cheeks heat up knowing that matt probably told him the full situation.
chris dismisses himself quickly sitting back down to his seat next to matt putting his arm around him, whispering “you owe me so many rides.”
The time comes as you walk into your history class after lunch, early like always. Pulling out your textbooks organizing them, having your wired headphones in you don’t notice the body sitting right next to you.
A tap on the shoulder makes you slightly jump, it was matt you didn’t think he was gonna talk to your since what happened yesterday. Taking out your headphones “hi” he whispers “hi” you whisper back before quickly looking away.
Matt scoots closer to you “i’m pretty sure chris told you how there’s gonna be a party and-“
“Matt I know already you don’t have keep talking to me.” He slightly frowns he knows he doesn’t have to but he wants to.
“I know it’s just… your fun to talk to” you slightly smile “i’m sure i’m the life of the party.”
He chuckles at your sarcasm, he finds something about you so easy to be with.
He leans in closer, your knees touching each other “i mean if you’re wearing a pokémon shirt it infact makes you a pretty fun, cool person to talk to.”
He smirks his head is slightly tilted to the side.
Just as you were about to say something the bell rings and class starts.
໒꒰ྀི ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ྀི১
You and Matt took a lot of time working in class not much words were said mostly him trying to spark up a conversation and you giving him a dry answer.
As you pack up you hear matt’s voice once again “um lana are you gonna need a ride today?” you shake your head “Diana is taking me home. “Rightt diana, but i will be able to take you to that party?.”
“i am trusting chris with my baby sister i think that is more than enough of an answer.” Matt puts his hands up like he was surrounded “ alright alright understood.”
The bell rings, you swing your backpack behind you “i’ll see you soon matt.”
And with that you walk away, heading towards your next class.
You wait for diana by her car, you look around as you wait before you see her with her chris talking, you overthink it too much probably discussing the babysitting situation.
They soon enough they separate ways, diana smiles already seeing you waiting.
“cmonn hurry i need to get home my moms waiting on me to watch isabel.” you whine as your friend takes her time unlocking the car.
“Girl relax it’ll be fine” she giggles finding your frustration funny.
Finally arriving at your house Diana parks her car in your driveway, unlocking your door you get hit with the smell of spaghetti.
“Hi mom i’m home” you walk into the kitchen, diana following you. “i brought diana to help me babysit” diana waves at your mom.
“M’kay baby just keep an eye out on your sister don’t be getting too distracted with each other.”
“we won’t i promise” you smile at your mom “alright then i need to be heading out i’ll see you soon”
And with that you girls have the house to yourselves.
After feeding your baby sister diana puts on a show for her to watch in the living room as you go get in the shower washing off.
you spend the next few hours getting ready trying to look your best.
After, you go into your closet looking for something not too formal but not to skippy.
You find the perfect dress, before you put it on you quickly check up on diana and your sister, them being too quiet worries you.
As you walk into the living room you see them both really involved in the show they are watching you chuckle to yourself before going back into your room, and changing.
You change into a skirt and top, looking into the mirror feeling pretty for once. You hear your doorbell ring probably meaning chris is here and with matt.
You walk out your room fidgeting with you bracelets, in the living room you see diana, chris carrying diana around his shoulders; she’s giggling and playing with his hair.
Then there was matt, he was like in a trance he’s eyeing you up and down he’s never thought he’d be so down bad here he was dreaming about all the things he could be doing with you.
“Matt? are you ready to go?” you ask him tilting your head. “Mhm yeah” he feels his buldge growing so he starts to walk out. “thank you guys, i owe you a big time” you shyly smile. “ oh girl trust me i know i have to deal with two big baby’s.”
Chris is just about to cuss at her until you hear the car honking, “i think that’s my cue to go have funn!!”
You get in matt’s car, his gaze avoiding your “You um- ready?” you nod “mhmm”, “you can play music if you want” you look at your phone before back at him.
“I think the quiet is nice it’ll ease my nerves before the party” matt turns for a minute looking at you before he looks back to the road.
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You guys arrive to the party seeing so many people hearing the booming music, you pull down your dress, fidgeting with your bracelets “Hey it’s gonna be fine just stick to m’side.”
“mkay..” you look up at him.
Matt is starting at your beautiful face, he wants to kiss you he needs to know all the beautiful noises you can make for him, your soft lips against his.
but he stops himself, “C’mon follow me”, he locks the car doors and you follow right behind his steps, being aware of your surroundings.
Once you guys are inside so many are questioning him, ‘where’s chris?’ or ‘that ya’ new chick?’.
It was overwhelming to say the least but you came to have a good time to relax or atleast try.
You separate from matt, going to get something to drink, hoping it’ll ease your nerves.
Grabbing a coke you make your way back to matt, your heart drops, you see a girl all over him, you know you shouldn’t feel this way. But you do and can’t help it.
Matt looks up from the drunk girl who’s trying to to convince him to go upstairs with her, he sees you, your expression completely different from the last time he saw you.
You give him a slight smile before turning away and walking off into the crowd.
He quickly pushed off the drunken girl and started running after you.
“Lana! -Lana wait..” he finally reaches you, grabbing your arm.
“Matt no- it’s fine you came here to have a good time, i didn’t mean to interrupt.” you look everywhere but at him.
“please look at me… I can explain myself.” you lock eyes with him biting your lip down.
“Matt there isn’t anything to explain, you invited me to a party, that’s it nothing more nothing less.” Matt slowly breaths in before speaking up.
“Lana…” matt pleads he needs to explain himself but how, what should he say? he thinks he has developed feelings for you and you make him feel so many emotions at once.
“Matt?”
He doesn’t think, he doesn’t want to seeing you infront of him, heartbroken, sad but so beautiful at the same time, how can he think in a situation like this.
He leans in closing the gap between you, his arm instantly wrapping around you.
You stay frozen, you didn’t expect him to kiss you, let alone infront of so many people.
But right now it feels like everyone disappeared, only being the two of you. Your arms wrap around his neck as the kiss gets more passionate.
Matt pulls away first, breathless “Lana please you got me down on my knees, you got me feeling some type of way.”
Your breath hitches no guy let alone , someone like matt has ever confessed to you.
“Matt…” your hand caressing his hair.
You needed him more now than ever but this isn’t how you imagined your first time, you wanted it perfect and this wasn’t it.
“it’s getting late i don’t want to leave diana babysitting with chris for too long.”
Matt feels like disappearing, this is his second time being rejected, but he knew you were hesitant about doing anything intimate, but he didn’t know how much of a challenge it would be.
“We’ll go, we can go right now” he starts to pull your hand through the crowd, he ignores all the randoms calling him over, his mind only on you.
The car ride was quite to say the least, other than the soft music playing from his phone.
He would sneak glances at you, as you looked out the window.
You were thinking and thinking hard.
I mean you barely knew him, but the way everything feels so easy with him seems almost too good to be true. These last two days felt so crazy, i mean this could also just be a joke he does hang around with many mean popular people.
Your thoughts come to an end as he parks outside your driveway, “i’ll walk you inside” matt says as he unbuckles his seatbelt.
He quickly jogs over to the passenger door opening it for you, you thank him as you both walk to the front door unlocking it.
As you both walk in you see chris and Diana cuddled next to each other on the couch.
Matt chuckles at the scene “Chris dude wake up” he softly slaps chris’s head softly.
Chris nuzzles his head deeper into Diana’s neck as he swats Matt’s hand away.
You softly laugh, making matt’s stomach do backflips.
“I got this,” you tell matt before you walk into the kitchen. You walk back with a pan and spatula, you slowly get close to the both of before hitting the pan twice.
They practically jump away from each other startled by the sudden noise. “Seems like the two of you had a fun time” you smirk.
“What? no please, we were just too tired okay” diana is quick to deny. meanwhile chris it to tired to comprehend the situation.
“Cmon kid lets go” Matt pats chris’s shoulder, chris stands up and stretches before he makes his way out the door to tired to say bye.
Matt follows up behind him, he stops in his foot steps when he hears your voice call out for him.
“Matt, wait-” you quickly walk towards him “thank you for um- tonight i enjoyed being with you.” you smile up at him.”
He smiles back before speaking up “of course lana anytime.” and with that he makes his way out.
“I see you had fun!” Diana yawns as she gets up from the couch. “Oh just wait until i tell you what happened.”
“Can not wait to hear it, but i have to drive back home and im so tired, i’ll gladly hear about it tomorrow though!” she smiles before wrapping her arm around your shoulder.
“you know you can stay my mom wont mind,” you smile at her.
“I know but i don’t feel like getting my blanket stolen in the middle of the night.” You laugh as she starts to put on her ugg’s.
“i’ll see you tomorrow babes” as she walks out your left there alone with your thought before hearing your sisters cry, quickly turning towards her room.
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a/n : bro this is so longg but trust me it’ll be worth ittt, i’m also thinking of making a blurb of chris and diana idk tho lmk what y’all think 🐰.
taglist : @mialovesyouchris @sturniolosymphony
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confusionism · 1 day ago
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“Yeah there is,” he answers, and he bites back a smile at knowing that there are actually two. It’s all part of the property’s history, which he’s sure she’ll enjoy— but it’ll all have to be discovered. That’s all part of his mysterious aura, isn’t it? But the reality of the matter is that he’s kind of distracted, caught between her suggestive gestures and her informative lists. And maybe that shows, when he tilts his head and says:
“What, you can’t bring your own robes? Like the, uh—” he gestures toward his chest, tracing out the shape of the pretty blue number she’s surprised him with in London, “—you know what I mean.” Anna has to know what he means; Aiden can’t possibly say it, not when his mind immediately slips into the thoughts of what happened after. Cheeks still aflame, he shakes his head, shakes away the naughty of it all. “I’ll get some mugs.” He’s quick. He clears his throat. “—And that popcorn you like.” Really, all of the kinds of little treats she’s mentioned even a passing interest in. It’s a pleasure to be able to do just that without a blink of an eye. In fact, if Aiden could—
Wait.
The crease in his brow practically screams three different kinds of confusion. “Tony? Like— your assistant?” The one who alternated between giving him a long, hard stare and a stone cold wall? “We thinking about the same guy?” Aiden can give more descriptors, mostly related to the particular way that the ‘guy’ in question dressed — runway ready at a moment’s notice — but something tells him he’d just be offending some prolific designer in their grave. Instead, he shakes his head again, thinking back on the look he’d gotten when he made it through the side entrance earlier. “Probably more like— wanting to crush me or something.”
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She laps ups his attention with bright eyes and eager lips. Faintly following his, after he's pulled away. Should there be a voice in her head, telling her to keep it poised? The very same that told her not to walk the streets of Paris by herself, or elect to shop at regular department stores? After more than ten years in the spotlight, she's learned and unlearned that voice. Now, all Anna wants is to be with him, proudly and without worry. "If you keep sweet talking me like this, we won't make it back to the hotel."
They are more than a physical connection. Aiden was a friend, a quasi-colleague (if she called the manager of a team she did press for, a colleague), and a partner-in-crime before she even held his hand. But it's becoming another favorite dimension to their relationship, and Anna won't deny the naughty thoughts she makes obvious with a squeeze of his leg. "Isn't that why people come to Paris, anyway?" A rhetorical question, because her mind is halfway in the gutter when he mentions a career change.
"We could always Freaky Friday. I'll coach the team, and you can walk the runway." It's meant as a joke, although Anna can't help but tilt her head. Honestly, it may just work; he has a presence and a flexibility to him, while Anna could certainly be bossy. Besides, what she'd do to have Aiden dress in a lion's get up... Regardless, it's not work on her mind. Not entirely. There's talk of his house, and her leg's nearly shaking at the prospect.
"Is there a fireplace?" God bless the English and their love for cozy fireplaces and crown molding. "Like what? A robe? A personalized mug?" She's baiting an answer, seeing how she can push it. She's already left a handful of things at his city flat. But a cozy home, meant to be lived in? Anna's over-eager, already buzzing. "I always like cocoa. Flat water--" Seriously, how did the English drink that fizzy water? "Maybe I'll have Tony send you a list." She's kidding, of course, and bringing up her assistant is only to tease out their tense dynamic. "He's crushing on you. Hard."
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chacolachao · 1 month ago
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do you have any favorite duos in the sonic cast? (ship or non ship) and if so, are we going to see some of those duos in your au?
I don't.......know........ yea wow I honestly don't know. I guess kinda just like everybody I don't think I think of them in terms of pairs................ unless this is a ship question, if so, everyone is in a one-sided* attraction platonic or otherwise to sonic whether they like it or not
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turtleblogatlast · 8 months ago
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I think a lot about Leo standing up for his brothers in the things that really matter to them.
Like- Leo is the one who immediately pushes Mikey and Donnie into finding Raph the second it’s clear that their oldest brother is missing because he knows Raph can’t handle being separated like that.
Leo is the one who stands up for Mikey when Mikey wants to go on a solo mission, actively vouching for him and being the one to convince Raph into letting Mikey go, because being independent and proving himself just as capable of standing on his own two feet as everyone else means so much to Mikey.
And Leo defends Donnie’s honor in particular when his brothers’ intelligence is insulted because Leo is well aware of how important Donnie’s smarts are to him - and how important having those smarts valued and acknowledged is as well.
All this goes right into just how well Leo knows his brothers. For as much as he’ll tease or fight with them, he knows them, and he loves them.
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rottmnt headcanons#rise leo#listen Leo loves his family SO MUCH#and like it’s no accident that Leo is consistently the one to give pep talks that#very notably#are less ‘everyone as a group’ and more ‘all of you individually’#it’s heartening to see honestly and like#it works with how he is as both a person and as a fighter#he knows people he knows them so well he knows how they work what they’re like#which is SO USEFUL for subterfuge AND portal/teleportation strategy#my guy is charming his charisma comes from his understanding of people at an individual level#when he wants to be he is very very good at that#he’s still a teen who is too cocky for his own good at times but that does not negate his stellar other moments#he can be selfish he can be mean he can be rude but when push comes to shove he is so quick to stand up for his family#Mikey’s statement at the end of the movie about how Leo NEVER gave up on THEM is so important because it’s not JUST about the movie!!#that’s Leo as a whole he will never give up on his bros#portal jacked is telling of this too because although it has a lot of comedic moments#never once does Leo stop looking for a way to get his bros back#they’re everything to him#he’s the face man he’s a people person and he’s the number 1 pet turtle which I will discuss the implications of in this essay-#Will also say that when Leo does these moments of standing up for his bros he’s never expecting praise for it#he’s just glad they find Raph he just smiles when Mikey tells him he loves him he never mentions defending Donnie#leo has a tendency to show off fancy glittery moves but his real actions and feelings are sooo much more lowkey#that you have to be actively looking for them to catch them all#and I really really like that about him it’s so interesting HE is so interesting
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unproduciblesmackdown · 21 days ago
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has happened plenty around iconis goings on but what an all-timer
#joe iconis christmas extravaganza#13th annual xmas#do i mean being floored like oh even to hear of it; do i mean that it happened; do i mean that joe iconis shared the whole scene asap? Yea#on this Wow They Made The Day From The Christmas Show Into A Thing day & being reminded of this like let's get that kleinsen moodboard cut#semi accuracy generally around like the Joeuvre Iconisography Works Will Surprise / Do Unexpected Things#but sometimes i can go in with whatever details make me suspect i'll have an Extra great time & be so very correct#& sometimes i can be like please won't someone post the krampusfucking & here's joe himself like you rang. Yes#& that was the sexiest thing of all....the comedic krampusfucking bico but shoutout to saving the day w/clips of your own show you put on#i may be rushing things but. post the scenes again Now#also i will deftly say the xmas show in general b/c if it's not a gift that keeps on giving & also unstoppable & just so [hrraaaughhrrhg]#chaotic accurate pov baby please come home snow throwing clip ;o;#& when i tell you bsol & xmas are dancing cheek to cheek it's also the indirect like pointing ohh i know you w/the voice & the smile#skeleton is krampus is jeremy morse is from bsol which i've been thinking of getting around to for years but that's how it is w/anything#New Media a whole thing & indeed might be that slow getting on it even if i intend to. well already i'd been thinking about it again like#hmm humm....the kinda scarcity of info like something to latch on to would help. & spaghetti western hero needs to rescue his wife as#most the info known isn't very latchy like well godspeed; & even figuring yknow w/an iconis work a solid time ft any fun is guaranteed#so when i've Been like hmm yeah perhaps bsol time soon but then going like ah so i'll probably have a High Time w/the villain at least huh#felt it coming on Exponentially in a [momentum on your side] way like intrigue & frequency of Hmming about it#then had a great time like adhd be damned i sat there & did Nothing while listening to that audio & only paused for like bathroom/drinks#had a great time & ever since have been intermittently saying things to the room enthusiastically / with Niche Inspiration#to no one's surprise....so i'm also delighted if the brief little [majorest & minorest villain] doubled role influenced xmas krampus lol#now there's some trivia & a loop of funny little guys. & once again like for in the iconisography? if you had a nickel....#plus yknow w/the xmas show Overall like i was saying w/Kinda knowing abt it in time for the '19 12th annual show like wough....#we do need a little christmas extravaganza before my spirit falls again (surprising amount of post bmc malaise) & i'm curious#smthing to latch on to there for sure like ah villain wrole how fun? then like i said w/some Glimpses like oh the chestnut medley Energy#in that urgent choreography urgent harmonizing lmao i was so delighted like the beginning of catching onto the degree of playfulness#only the beginning; was still in that process when in the middle of its off years i was like lemme dig into this as Archive/Research#& now here we are & i'm having a high time w/any glimpses past & present (gonna be a minute re: future) celebrate christmac & cheese#even rewatching this video to get this screenshot for the hundredth time snort laughed buhYoot iful what's yuour hurraayy(ah)
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rekino2114 · 3 days ago
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another request coming in hot 🤠
fem!megumi, fem!yuji, fem!gojo, and maybe nobara with a male!s/o who streams (sorta like kai cenat, in that category yk) and they just completely burst into his room and he introduces his chat to his girlfriend and being all clingy towards her like a puppy if you know what i mean
Fem!yuji, fem!megumi nobara and fem!gojo with a streamer reader
Fem!yuji
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"Hey y/n! Do you wanna-"
Yuji's words were interrupted by you immediately hugging her when she opened the door to your room
"Hi babeeeee"
She hugged you back and smiled brightly
"Hi y/n, why are you so clingy now? not that I mind at all"
"Oh I just wanted to show you off to chat"
"W-wait you're streaming? Sorry I wouldn't have interrupted you if I knew"
"No it's fine, I wanted to introduce you anyway"
"O-ok, wait I have to get ready!"
"Don't worry you look beautiful like this"
She blushed a bit nodded as you turned towards the camera
"So this is my girlfriend, she's itadori yuji, she's amazing, pretty and super strong"
"H-hi! I'm so glad to meet you"
"OK chat, if you have some questions for yuji she can answer them, is it OK for you?"
"Yeah it's fine"
After answering a few questions about how you got together, a chatter asked why you called her strong earlier so you and her decided to demonstrate her strength
"OK you ready love?"
"Yep, I can do it"
She grabbed a soda can you were drinking earlier and completely crushed it in her hand in front of the camera, with the chat going wild over it
"Seeee? That's my super strong and amazing girlfriend"
You hugged her even tighter and started peppering her face in kisses while she did the same
"And this is my super awesome and famous boyfriend"
You two kissed again as the chat complained about how cheesy you were getting
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"Eh? Gumi why are you here?"
"I forgot my phone in your room, what are you doing anyway?"
"Streaming, I thought you knew I was"
"Oh in that case"
Megumi was about to leave the room but got stopped by you hugging her tightly, which caused her to blush and try to get you off of her
"W-what are you doing?"
"Just showing my girlfriend some love, am I not allowed to?"
"I thought you said you were streaming"
"I am"
"And you're being so clingy in front of all of the viewers!?"
"Yep, is there something wrong with that?"
"Just get off idiot!"
When you eventually stopped the hug bu you held her hand and started going towards the chair
"I'm leaving, let my hand go"
"Why? I wanted to show you off to chat"
"I don't care, you can just tell them about me"
"But what if they don't believe you exist?"
"Wha- they literally just saw me!"
"Pleeeeeeaseee"
You gave her puppy eyes that she couldn't resist so she just sighed and placed her head in the camera's range
"Hey, I'm megumi, y/n's girlfriend, yes I'm real yes I'm dating him and any other questions you have ask him and don't bother me"
She then left and looked back at you one final time
"That was it?"
"I introduced myself, that's everything I needed to do"
"Alright, just don't get mad if me and chat gossip about you later"
"Tch"
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"Hey babe, did I leave my-"
"Oh hey nobara wanna come here?"
"Hm? Aren't you streaming?"
"Yeah, I wanna introduce you"
"Oh....I don't really know"
"Come on, they'll get to see how beautiful you are"
"OK deal"
She immediately sprinted towards your place and started waving at the camera
"Hi everyone I'm nobara kugisaki, how are you?"
"This is my girlfriend isn't she beautiful?"
"Damn right I am!"
You started hugging and kissing her, and even if she was blushing, she still reciprocated and continued answering the chat's questions
"If you wanna know where I got these clothes from ask this guy right here"
"Yep, I brought her all that"
"And that's why I love him so much......by the way do you think that with the donations of this stream I'll be able to buy a new top?"
"....that's really not something you should talk about on the stream in question"
"It was just a quest- hey! Who's the guy in chat who called me ugly!? Ban him!"
".......calm down bara"
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"Sooooooo how is everyone doing?"
The moment the stream started your chat flared up with questions about who the beautiful white-haired woman near you was
"Hey, so this is satori gojo, and she wanted to appear on stream today"
"Hehe I see all the messages, not that I'm surprised with how hot I am buuuuuut unfortunately for you I'm already taken.... by this hunk right here"
After she said that she started hugging you and kissing you on your face while you blushed and giggled but hugged back
"Yeah, this is my girlfriend everyone"
With those words the chat exploded even more with some asking how you managed to get such a beautiful girl
"Hey I'll have you know y/n's super hot too"
"T-thanks satori"
You continued answering the chat's questions, and whenever someone asked why gojo had shades on indoors, she just smiled and looked at you
"So can I?"
Yo sighed but smiled back
"Yeah sure, I wanna see your eyes too"
"Okaaay!"
She proceeded to take off her glasses and show off her eyes which caused the chat to absolutely go insane
"I think you just made things worse"
"It's fine, after all you're the only one who gets to see these eyes up close"
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campingwiththecharmings · 11 months ago
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i love when i (a woman) tell men that i'm a gamer and there's this shift, like, i can see that they're about to be condescending af to me by asking "oh, what do you play?" like that matters at all, like playing a game they don't deem "worthy" makes me any less of a gamer lol.
#like sir i don't have anything to prove to you okay?#kindly fuck off#now i will say 'not all men' bc this is true#i have plenty of guy friends who i can talk to about games that aren't asshats#but unfortunately this does not seem to be the norm#i still remember this one time these dudes i worked with were talking about gaming#i think it was like one of those basketball games or something like NBA 2K[insert year]#and i don't play those games because they don't interest me#but i remember they said something along the lines of 'oh what do you play'#and the guy that asked wasn't being a dick he was genuinely interested#so i tell him 'oh i tend to prefer games with a narrative'#and this one ass hole is just like '*laughs condescendingly* games with a narrative? what does that even mean?'#and he's trying to get the other guys to laugh with him#at me#and i just smile at him coldly and go 'you know games that have a story? a plot? like assassin's creed & call of duty & legend of zelda?'#and i genuinely think he did not know what the word narrative meant#that or he is one of those people that just plays sports games or if they play COD it's just like the multiplayer mode#which is totally fine like fr idgaf#play however you want. however makes you happy.#but don't act like idk what i'm talking about when i've been playing video games since i was 9 fucking yo#so anyway#this dude just laughs awkwardly to himself and changes the subject without even acknowledging my response#bc he wanted to make me look stupid and he didn't#and he just goes on to talk about something else#but like#i still remember that#and it still pisses me tf off#anyway this almost happened to me again the other day#but luckily our conversation got cut short lol#ignore me
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tommygotwrittenoff · 5 months ago
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i need eddie to get another guy friend in season 8, and buck loses his shit about it (again), so he breaks up with t because he's convinced that the weird feeling he gets when he sees them together is because he is Really attracted to the new guy.
#like things with t are fine cuz he likes exploring this new side of himself even if t doesnt always match his energy but whatever its fun#and maybe at work chim is the one who brings up eddies new friend and he is immediately just. what new friend?#chim laughs and says. tbf last time eddie got a new friend you attacked him so you could date his friend. hes probably keeping it to himsel#and bucks like. dude what. that was. yeah it was shitty of me but it was a one time thing. i wont do it again...#and when eddie shows up for shift buck immediately asks about his new friend and eddie tells him about the guy without hesitation#after shift tho buck is like. why didnt you tell me about him? after t i get why you dont want to but im just. you dont have to worry man.#buck. i know. im not worried. anyway he and i are gonna head to a bar to catch the game. you want to come with? you can bring t if hes free#oh. thats. thatd be okay? i dont want to idk ruin the vibe by bringing a date#nah man. itll be fine#and so he and t go to the bar and eddies already inside with the new friend and its Fine. its Great actually because t gets along with eddi#and the new guy and the new guy makes eddie laugh and doesnt miss a beat and knows more about the teams record this season than buck and#buck is doing Fine. this guys smile is big and his eyes are bright and when he laughs he sorta leans into eddies space alittle and its Fine#the night ends and buck and t go back to his apartment and buck cant stop thinking about that guys hand when it clapped down on eddies#shoulder or the look on his face as he teased eddie about the beer he drinks (cuz its kinda bad but only buck can say that) and buck Cant.#he wants that guy. he wants his hands and grin and teasing voice all to himself and not on eddie.#so he breaks up with t and ts confused af cuz i thought things were going good?#yeah. i just. i want to explore my options yk now that ive uh figured out i like men.#and its a clean break. not dramatic or messy. t tells him to call if he every changes his mind. buck wont.#bucks trying to not pry about eddies new friend and he doesnt grill eddie or anyone and just waits and listens to all the new info he gains#and eventually eddie invites him out to watch another game because whatever team they were watching made it to the playoffs#and when he gets there eddies like. no t tonight?#nah we. uh. we broke up.#eddie says sorry man that sucks. and the new guy is like. honestly he didnt even seem that into you which what an idiot. youre great.#and its good because the new guy splits his attention between the two of them now. eddie isnt the only one getting hands and grins and eyes#and the third time theyre at the bar the guy follows him to bathroom and kisses him hard against the door before pulling back with a#panicked sorry and leaving and when buck finds eddie after hes like. what happened? new guy ran out of here without even saying goodbye#he kissed me in the bathroom. i think uh. i think he was kinda freaking out about it and thats why he left.#and eddie just blinks at him before being like. buck. buck you said you werent going to do this again.#i didnt mean to! and buck means it. he just saw the way that guy made eddie laugh and put his hands on eddie and had eddies attention and#oh.
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kaijutegu · 1 year ago
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Alligator Body Language and You, or: How To Know When An Alligator On Social Media is Being Stressed for Views
Alligators are wild animals. Despite the idiotic claims of animal abusers like Jay Brewer, they cannot be domesticated, which means they are always going to react on the same natural instincts they've had for millions of years. Habituated, yes. Tamed, yes. Trained, definitely. Crocodilians can form bonds with people- they're social and quite intelligent. They can solve problems, use tools, and they're actually quite playful. Alligators are also really good at communicating how they're feeling, but to somebody who doesn't spend much time around them, their body language can be a bit mystifying. And it doesn't help when social media influencers are saying shit like this:
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That is not what a happy gator looks like.
That's a terrified, furious gator who isn't attacking because the ogre handling her has her in a chokehold. She's doing everything she can to express her displeasure, and he's lying about it because he knows his audience doesn't even know how to think critically about what he's doing. He knows that because his audience doesn't know anything about these animals, he can get away with it. This I think is why I hate him so much- he deliberately miseducates his audience. He knows what he's doing is factually inaccurate, he just doesn't care because attention means more to him than anything else in the world.
Let's change that! Here are two really important lessons for understanding alligator body language on social media.
Lesson 1: Alligators Don't Smile (in fact, most animals don't)
So what's going on in this video? Jay Brewer is aggressively choking his white alligator Coconut while scrubbing algae off of her with a toothbrush. And make no mistake, he is digging into the creature's throat while she is visibly distressed. He claims she's happy- but she's not. He is willfully misrepresenting what this animal is feeling. That's a problem, because people... well, we actually kind of suck at reading other species' body language. The reason for this is that we tend to overlay our own responses on their physical cues, and that's a problem. For example, let's look at an animal with a really similar face to ours, the chimpanzee. Check out Ama's toothy grin!
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Wait, no. That's not a happy smile. That's a threat display. When a chimpanzee "smiles," it's either terrified and doing a fear grimace, or it's showing you its teeth because it intends on using them in your face.
How about a dog? Look at my smiling, happy puppy!
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Oh wait no, this is a picture of Ryder when he was super overwhelmed by noise and people during a holiday party. He'd hopped up in my sister's lap to get away from stuff that was happening on the floor and was panting quite heavily. See the tension in the corners of his mouth and his eyes? A lot of the time when a dog "smiles," the smile isn't happy. It's stress! Why Animals Do The Thing has a nice writeup about that, but the point is, our body language is not the same as other species. And for reptiles, body language is wildly different.
For instance, look at these two alligators. Pretty cute, right? Look at 'em, they're posing for a Christmas card or something! How do you think they're feeling?
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Well, I'll tell you how the normal one is feeling. He's annoyed! Why is he annoyed? Because the albino just rolled up, pushed another gator off the platform, and is trying to push this guy, too. I know this because I actually saw it happen. It was pretty funny, not gonna lie. He's not gaping all the way, but he was hissing- you can actually see him getting annoyed in the sequence I took right before this shot. Look at him in this first shot here- he's just relaxing, and you can see he isn't gaping even a little bit.
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By the end, he's expressing displeasure, but not enough to actually do anything about it. He's annoyed, but he's comfy and that's where one of the best basking areas is, so he'll put up with it.
Reptiles open their mouths wide for a lot of reasons, but never because they are actively enjoying a sensation. Unless they're eating. No reptile smiles- they can't. They don't even have moveable lips. If a reptile is gaping, it's doing so because:
It is doing a threat display.
It is making certain vocalizations, all of which are threats. Alligators are one of the rare reptiles that do regularly vocalize, but most of their calls aren't made with a wide open mouth.
It is about to bite something delicious or somebody stupid. Check out this video- virtually all of the gaping here is anticipatory because these trained gators know darn well that the bowl is full of delicious snacks. (I have some issues with Florida's Wildest, but the man knows how to train a gator AND he is honest about explaining what they're doing and why, and all of his animals are healthy and well-cared for, and he doesn't put the public or his staff at risk- just himself.)
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It's too hot and it has opened its mouth to vent some of that heat and thermoregulate. This is the main reason why alligators will often have their mouths part of the way open, but sometimes they'll open all the way for thermoregulation. This is what a thermoregulatory gape looks like- usually it's not all the way open, kinda more like < rather than V, but you can't say that 100% of the time. Additionally, a thermoregulatory gape... typically happens when it's hot out. If they're inside, maybe they've been under their basking light for too long. Heat's the dominant factor, is what I'm getting at.
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There is another reason that a captive crocodilian might be gaping, and that's because it's doing so on command. Some places have their gators trained to gape on cue, like St. Augustine Alligator Farm and other good zoos. They have the animals do this in presentations that are genuinely educational. They ask the animals to open their mouths so that they can show off their teeth and demonstrate how their tongues seal off the back of their mouth. They'll also do it as part of routine healthcare, because looking at their teeth is important.
In this case, the animals aren't gaping because they're stressed, they're gaping because they know they're gonna get a piece of chicken or fish if they do it. And what's more, they're doing it on cue. They have a specific command or signal that tells them to open wide. It's not an instinctive response to a situation. It's trained. If the animal provides the behavior after a cue, the situation is much less likely to be negatively impactful.
It's also important to remember that there's a difference between a partially open mouth and a gape! As discussed above, alligators will often have their mouths a little bit open just to maintain temperature homeostasis. It helps them stay comfy, temperature-wise. These guys are all doing thermoregulatory open-mouthed behavior- that slight open and relaxed body posture is a dead giveaway. (That and it's the hottest spot in the enclosure.)
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Lesson 2: A Happy Gator Is A Chill Gator
So if alligators don't smile or have facial expressions other than the :V that typically signifies distress, how else can you tell how they're feeling? One way is stillness. See, alligators subscribe to the philosophy of if it sucks... hit da bricks.
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Basically, if they hate it, they'll leave. Unless, y'know, somebody has their meaty claws digging into their throat or is otherwise restraining them. (Restraint isn't always bad, btw. Sometimes the animal is going through a medical thing or needs to be restrained for their safety- which a responsible educator will explain.)
Let's look at a very similar scenario, in which a captive alligator is getting his back scrubbed.
As you can see, it's quite different. First, he's not being restrained at all. Second, look at how relaxed he is! He's just chilling there vibing! He could simply get up and leave if he wanted to, because he's not being held. Towards the end of the video, as he lifts his head, you can see that his respiratory rate is very even as his throat flutters a bit. I'm not sure what this facility is, so I can't comment on care/general ethics, but like. In this specific case, this is an alligator enjoying being scrubbed! And you can tell because he's not doing anything. A happy gator is content to be doing what they're doing.
Why Should I Listen To You?
Now, you should ask yourself, why should you listen to me? Why should you trust me, who does not own an alligator, versus Jay Brewer, who owns several?
Well, first off, there's no profit for me in telling you that what you're seeing on social media is in fact not what you're being told you're seeing. I'm not getting paid to do this. That's the thing with people who make social media content. The big names aren't doing it just for fun. They're doing it for money. Whether that's profit through partnerships or sponsorships, or getting more people to visit their facilities, or ad revenue, you can't ignore the factor of money. And this is NOT a bad thing, because it allows educators to do what they're passionate about! People deserve to be paid for the work that they do!
But the problem starts when you chase the algorithm instead of actually educating. A "smiling" alligator gets the views, and if people don't know enough to know better, it keeps getting the views. People love unconventional animal stories and they want those animals to be happy- but the inability to even know where to start with critically evaluating these posts really hinders the ability to spread real information. Like, this post will probably get a couple hundred notes, but that video of Coconut being scrubbed had almost 400,000 likes when I took that screenshot. Think about how many eyeballs that's reached by now. What I'm saying here is that it's just... really important to think critically about who you're getting your information from. What do dissenters say in the comments? What do other professionals say? You won't find a single herpetologist that has anything good to say about Prehistoric Pets, I can tell you that right now.
Another reason you can trust me is that my sources are not "just trust me bro," or "years of experience pretending my pet shop where animals come to die is a real zoo." Instead, here are my primary sources for my information on alligator behavior:
Dragon Songs: Love and Adventure among Crocodiles, Alligators, and Other Dinosaur Relations- Vladimir Dinets
The Secret Social Lives of Reptiles- J. Sean Doody, Vladimir Dinets, Gordon M. Burghardt
Social Behavior Deficiencies in Captive American Alligators (Alligator mississippiensis)- Z Walsh, H Olson, M Clendening, A Rycyk
Social Displays of the American Alligator (Alligator mississippiensis)- Kent Vliet
Social Signals and Behaviors of Adult Alligators and Crocodiles- Leslie Garrick, Jeffery Lang
Never smile at a crocodile: Gaping behaviour in the Nile crocodile at Ndumo Game Reserve, South Africa- Cormac Price, Mohamed Ezat, Céline Hanzen, Colleen Downs (this one's Nile crocs, not American alligators, but it's really useful for modeling an understanding of gape behaviors and proximity)
Thermoregulatory Behavior of Captive American Alligators (Alligator mississippiensis)- Cheryl S. Asa, Gary D. London, Ronald R. Goellner, Norman Haskell, Glenn Roberts, Crispen Wilson
Unprovoked Mouth Gaping Behavior in Extant Crocodylia- Noah J. Carl, Heather A. Stewart, Jenny S. Paul
Thank you for reading! Here's a very happy wild alligator from Sanibel for your trouble.
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