#*my headcanons

[morallygreychaoticneutral]

Astarion doesn't ask for affection because he can't..... yet.

Ah, more tea steeping in this seeming endless sea of thoughts. This brew is a bit strong on the heart. Read with caution.

Warning for game spoilers and talk of abuse.

This perspective is from game content only. How anybody cannons their relationships or behaviors is perfectly right. No blame, no shame, it's your game.

I was always miffed at the lack of initiated affection from Astarion as a partner. YOU ask him for a kiss. YOU ask him for a hug. YOU ask him to tell you thank you after being an amazing partner and killing a massive beastie just for him! Brat...

But then I had a sudden realization. Given his past, affection is probably insanely hard to ask for. Like it can be for a lot of us.

Stay awhile and listen. (nerd)

Now when I speak of narcissistic abuse I am only speaking from what I know about it. I have no academic or phycology degree on the matter. Just good ol' tossed in the pond and forced to sink or swim experience.

Astarion spent 200 years under the crushing weight of narcissistic / psychopathic abuse. One of the things these types of abusers love to do is take what you love and make you hate it and then make you hate yourself for ever having liked it to begin with. All very nasty business that. But it's one of the main corner stones for the cage they build to control you.

They make you feel as if the request of a simple hug is the most pathetic thing you could ask for. Or the most selfish thing as it inconveniences them. They don't want it, why should they give it to you?

Shame, belittle, degrade, devalue..

200 years with a master who used him like a tool. 200 years with siblings that fought amongst each other so much comfort was a liability. Nights coming home assaulted only to be mocked for your tears. Insulted for your need of comfort.

"Pathetic! Weak! Disgusting! "

Shame, belittle, degrade, devalue..

Affection was nowhere to be found there, I assure you.

And for a Narc. anything given is expected to be "earned" in any way they see fit. And if you were "rewarded" with anything, it comes at high price.

And how dare you not find it fair. You ingrate!

Shame, belittle, degrade, devalue..

Hugs are pathetic. Kisses are an intrusion. Or they become gateways to other unwanted behaviors. To be held...what are you? A baby? The only way you are going to get held, is down.

Shame, belittle, degrade, devalue.. The pattern continues.

But you ask HIM for a kiss. And he says..

"There is nothing I'd like more."

And he means it.

I'd bet a mountain of gold he wants to just ask you himself. But years of conditioning to expect pain when seeking pleasure probably keeps him in a choke hold. Like rats that are shocked every time they try to eat food out of a dish. They learn it is safer to starve.

"I want to ask Tav for a kiss or a hug, but they might think i'm weak. But if they ask me first then it's them who wants it and they can't degrade me for it because they asked, not me. It's safe then."

"I want to ask Tav for a kiss or hug, but they might reject me for being too needy and shame and berate me for being so selfish or demanding of their time and person. But if they ask they have time and want me to kiss/hug them."

"I want to ask Tav for a kiss or a hug, but my primal brain keeps telling me they might demand more than I want to give in return for it. But if they ask, I have the power of negotiating the outcome."

This leads me to believe he would view sex and affection very differently as well.

Where most find affection safe and nurturing, it's anxiety educing and unsafe. It means there are feelings and if there are feelings there is the risk and fear of rejection or judgment. It's much scarier.

Where most find sex to be connecting and intimate, it's been used so much it's lost any meaning. Something you can do a thousand times over and walk away the second it's done and feel nothing afterward.

This may even be a part of the reason why he wants to stop having sex.

He wants to connect with you in ways denied to him. He wants the experience of being courted, treasured, nurtured. It means so much more to him than sex. It is so much more connecting.

Feeling this way is wretched and lonely. The most basic instinct is to want to seek comfort in the arms of those who love us. But it's broken. The risk is too great.

And it's hard. Because you could be the sweetest most honorable Tav in the whole of Fearun. But after being fed poised apples one too many times, all apples appear poisonous regardless of if is true or not.

I have no doubt that this prickly elf soaks up every second of non sexual affection you give him. And truly is grateful for your patience while he slowly and carefully disarms the safety measures he put in place to survive. The fact that he even allowed you to touch him like that at all was a monumental act of trust. And why not? You are incredible after all.

I'm going to go ask my elf for a kiss now. And then cry in my cup.

[idontknowhowtoplayguitar]

Lotr headcanon, having lots of patches on your clothes is fashionable in the Shire. The more patches, the cooler you are. Especially if it's a lot of different fabrics. It's common to trade patches with friends and family, and it's usually treated with high sentimental value. It's like carrying a piece of someone with you.

While the hobbits are on the quest, their clothes get holes and such. This leads Sam and Frodo to nab small things from the other members of the fellowship, like handkerchiefs or anything too worn for use, to use as patches. Merry and Pippin aren't so courteous, and cut pieces from the fellowship's clothes while they sleep.

Of course, the hobbits exchange patches amongst themselves while traveling, and they never go anywhere without a needle and some thread. Sam is the best at sewing. Pippin is not allowed around needles.

Boromir notices this, thinks it's adorable, and leaves things out purposely for the hobbits to use. Eventually, he asks about it, and they convince him to do the patches, too.

Aragorn also notices and thinks it's adorable, but doesn't bring it up to them. He's secretly flattered to find pieces of his rag on Frodo's pants. He asks Boromir about it instead.

Legolas doesn't notice. His clothes are elven-made, and the scissors refuse to cut it.

Gimli notices the random holes in his clothes, and the things going missing, but doesn't realize it's the hobbits. He brings it up to Legolas, who immediately convinces Gimli that he's crazy and it's all in his head.

Gandalf notices, obviously, and he doesn't mind until Pippin tries to cut his cloak while hes asleep. He proceeds to wake up and yell at him until dawn.

After Boromir dies, Aragorn takes his cloak, and sews pieces onto his clothes. These are the only patches he has.

Bilbo has a set of clothes with patches from the dwarves, from his own adventure. He told them about the tradition, and they all gave him pieces of fabric to use. He can still recount which patch belonged to who.

[thorntopieces]

mood swings post | possessiveness post

Genesis who sometimes for 'no real reason'* gets incredibly moody and irritable and wants to shut himself away from everyone and ignore any responsibilities he may have because he's upset and feeling unstable and if he sees a singular individual right now that isn't, like, Angeal, he may incinerate them on the spot

But also Angeal's busy and it's not like he has a reason to bother him. On his good days Genesis is like a particularly clingy cat, entirely unapologetic about hogging someone's time, space or attention. But on bad days, where he's stuck at the bottom of a spiral, victim to his own worst thoughts and massively unstable mood, he starts questioning everything, feeling guilty for needing or wanting anything from anyone he considers safe or his while at the same time almost entirely convinced that the attention he needs is something he's earned. He tries to isolate himself, mostly as a punishment for himself, but a particularly cruel part of him also considers it punishment for those who allegedly care for him

He wants contact and wants to push it away entirely. The two conflicting thoughts and wishes almost break him and he doesn't know how to fix it

*BPD is associated with rapid mood swings (dysphoria) which can be triggered by very minor things or seemingly nothing at all. Mood swings are typically very intense and last from less than half an hour to a few days at most

[aleksandracoffan]

Baki x Gai (headcanons) Part 1

ВОЗМ��ЖНАЯ ИСТОРИЯ • Первая встреча произошла на экзаменах на Чуунина. Гай вступился за Ли, не побоявшись защитить любимого ученика от Гаары, чем удивил многих ниндзя, в том числе и Баки, который после увиденного все-таки решил, что внешность еще более обманчива, чем может показаться на первый взгляд • Последующие встречи Баки и Гая происходили на миссиях с их командами. Из-за разных идеологий и подходов к выполнению миссий они могли часто ссориться. Баки какое-то время не воспринимал Гая слишком всерьез, однако был настороже, пока наконец не увидел, что Гай на самом деле не так прост как кажется и имеет очень достойный опыт в бою и обучении • Баки искренне порой не понимает что творится в голове Гая и от того ему все любопытнее понять оппонента, поскольку судя по всему, сейчас будет очень много совместных миссий между Конохой и Суной • Они оба безумно любят своих учеников, и это проявляется в их миссиях. В первую очередь Гай и Баки всегда защищают именно детей, и замечают это стремление друг в друге, начиная больше доверять и понимать чужие мысли   • Душевные разговоры на миссиях помогают больше довериться друг другу. В основном они разговаривают именно о техниках ведения боя и о стратегии миссии, снова ввязываясь в споры, однако Гай начинает воспринимать их как соревнование или же довольно неплохую дискуссию ради дискуссии. Баки нравится то как с Гаем можно поговорить, однако не только о миссиях, но и о каких-то простых вещах. Однако поначалу Баки не видит смысла в более тесных отношениях, а Гаю самому становится интересно проводить время с Баки. Он начинает налаживать контакт на совместных миссиях. Баки это изначально пугает, однако ничего против он не имеет, но перестраховывается и наводит о Гае больше справок, чем то что ему выдали в качестве информации о Джонине. Из личного дела он узнает о прошлом Гая.  • На последующих встречах, ��де Баки уже выступает в роли члена Совета Песка, а Гай приезжает на миссии по обмену в Сунагакуре вместе с командой (чего очень потребовал Гаара), они могут разговаривать не только о миссиях, но и о личных вещах, понемногу углубляясь друг в друга. Оба выясняют подробности жизни и поведения, Баки понемногу привыкает к характеру Гая, а Гай - к укладу жизни Баки. Они оба показывают свои миры друг другу и изучают их, совершенствуя свои навыки взаимодействия, причем и от лица Конохи и Суны.  • Понемногу они настолько сблизились, что могут спокойно общаться и даже пить саке в компании. Гай легко может позвать Баки поесть вместе, а Баки пригласить его на чай или даже в купальни. Баки не против общения, к тому же, и сам старательно выстраивает более тесные отношения с людьми вокруг себя, не теряя при этом лица. Гай же искренне счастлив просто заиметь нового друга, да еще и из соседней деревни, где и сам заводит общение с другими жителями, становясь частью их жизни как глоток свежего воздуха и испанского стыда • Однако чем больше они изучают друг друга, тем больше находят схожие темы и истории в жизни, они все чаще касаются друг друга, чаще не боятся помочь друг другу без каких-то просьб или вопросов, оба разделяют какие-либо мнения о мироустройстве и произошедшем между деревнями, учениками, между вообще всем что существует в их жизни. Оба осознают, что стали жертвами безответной любви, но теперь живут дальше. Обмениваются друг с другом похвалой за такое. Баки искренне удивлен, что Гай настолько долго был верен Какаши, даже не нашел себе кого-то, и роняет случайный комплимент к его личностным качествам и внешности. От этого разговор перемещается уже к Баки, шрамы которого Гая вовсе не пугают, как и шрамы самого Гая вовсе не удивляют Баки, когда они на миссиях оказывались в купальнях вместе

[thatmexisaurusrex]

Just Sam and Bucky, taking care of a sick cat while making sure the other cat doesn't feel neglected.

[marry-me-mello]

@witchyleehibernates ask and ye shall receive (sorry for taking so long lmao)

These are all modern au btw bc all my outsiders headcanons are even tho some are applicable to the correct timeline

Steve:

BAND KID STEVE

cannot fucking do long division

Probably takes 2 AM showers

Has broken every bone in his body at least one tbh

Smokes weed lmaoooo (again don't do drugs unless you need to)

If he gets sick then it's everyone else's problem bc he either refuses to lay down or just complains

Eats so much bacon

Not the class clown but he's definitely that one kid who everyone thinks is funny bc he acts up in class

Allergic to cucumbers (it just makes sense)

Bro was that one 4th grader with braces who everyone thought was cool

Sodapop:

Still a ladies man

Weaponizes his homosexuality

Wears converse every single day

In college prep classes but in Honors Shop bc he's good with his hands (ifykyk)

Definitely watches anime but would rather die than be a weeb

likes cringy-ass snapchat spotlight videos

Every time anyone says something even REMOTELY intelligent he responds with 🤓👆

Still the best big brother

Drives Pony everywhere

Was besties with the horse girl in elementary school and helped her make a lot of friends bc he's a sweetheart

Uses his locker for a snack locker bc he's a bigback

ALRIGHT I'M IN CLASS RN SO I'M ENDING IT HERE but lmk which outsiders you want next!! also feel free to reblog or comment with ur headcanons

[eyebawll]

Anya Headcanons

I haven't made a post in relation to any fandom outside of a very specific few, and I haven't even posted in...God knows how long, and Mouthwashing has become a new hyperfixation, along with my favorite character.

Anya!

I'm not entirely though the game but I know what happens and I've already come up with my own little headcanons.

DISCLAIMER: Religious mentions, Brief mentions of SA, and some dark topics.

Anya was born and raised into a religious family. Christian. Baptist, likely, but she personally follows Catholicism. Growing up, she was always a believer, and followed the word of God.

She is not a violent or angry person because of this.

She would go to church every Sunday, before the haul.

She prays a lot. Especially during the events of the game, especially during and after Jimmy's assault against her.

She's heteroromantic and demisexual, with the deep belief of sex before marriage as a sin, that something like that should be between two betrothed souls.

Her patron saints are Saint Catherine of Siena, Saint Maria Goretti, and Saint Agatha.

Anya is a Cancer, born July 6th.

She feels a deep connection towards Saint Maria Goretti because of this, as her feast day is July 6th, and Maria is a patroness of victims of SA.

Because of this, as well, and her nature, I imagine she forgave Jimmy for his attack, but she is gravely terrified of him and never wants to see him again.

"He's in the Lord's hands."

But because of him, she suffers with the guilt and pain of the assault, believing it to have been her fault, and that she is "tainted in the eyes of the Lord." (shes not)

She has/had feelings for Curly. They were close, and before she could admit anything (as if she would be bold enough to), everything went south.

She adores oldies music, and a little jazz.

She collects little vintage nick nacks.

Has a pretty strong sweet tooth.

Her favorite colors are blue, gold, and she finds comfort in brown.

I might think of more, but </3 JUSTICE FOR MY GIRL ANYA.

[sunflower-salt]

Idk about calculus but I definitely think Lydia Greyrose teaches geometry

do they teach calculus at ravenwood

[shitsylus]

SYLUS AS YOUR HUSBAND ₊˚⊹

⭑.ᐟ fiance sylus! who'd let you spend on anything you want for the wedding. you'd choose the wedding venue, the DJ, the guest list, and all. only on 1 condition that you'd choose the grandest wedding dress imaginable. he wanted you to present yourself as the princess you truly are in his eyes. the money didn't matter to him, he did have to ask luke and kieran to pull some strings on some ends because of how grand this event is. in the end, he only added extra guards at the wedding because he had feared that dangerous people from the N109 would try to sabotage this joyous day for the two of you.

⭑.ᐟ husband sylus! who'd buy the most expensive suite in your dream hotel on the first night as husband and wife. he'd rip out all the excessive layers on your wedding dress and make love with you aggressively but still attentive to your needs. he'd still ask in between your "deed" of how you were doing. he'd treat you with utmost care after that. making sure you to treat you to extra cuddles and soft kisses all over your face.

⭑.ᐟ husband sylus! who'd cook you breakfast every morning. perfecting the art of making the softest, most flavorful omelettes because they were your favorite. He took pride in the fact that his omelettes were better than any Michelin-star chef’s, all because he wanted to bring you joy with every bite.

⭑.ᐟ husband sylus! who'd tease you slightly when you eventually bear his child. he'd tease about your gain in weight. but he never forgets about your needs. he'd never believe those stupid food rules that supposedly affects your child's personality. though he would obey every single order from the doctor and never misses any of your appointments. he always had time to accompany you to the doctor. he'd want the gender of the child to be a surprise though.

⭑.ᐟ husband sylus! who'd tear up the moment your child is born. he didn't care if his child would be a girl or a boy, but as soon as your daughter was born, he was overcome with joy. he'd kiss your forehead and praise your strength and bravery throughout the whole thing. he'd pray to the Gods for your survival though he isn't that religious (in my opinion haha).

⭑.ᐟ husband sylus! who'd show up to all of your daughters recitals and make sure that his daughter had the loudest crowd. he'd ask Luke and Kieran to bribe people to cheer on his daughter. when you weren't home, he'd secretly practice with his daughter for the upcoming recital (with the tutu and all).

[bowlingwithplanets]

After the Titan’s Curse, Artemis presents a gray stripe in her hair to match Annabeth and Percy whenever she sees them. She has great respect for the two of them after the Titan’s Curse. So whenever she sees them she has the gray stripe to represent their shared burden of holding up the sky.

[coldflasher]

alt text: screenshot of a reply from @qlala:

i looove this... Perfect way to blend in and look harmless when she's tailing a source out in public, then also lets her keep her hands busy when she's worrying over Barry being out in harm's way… headcanon adopted

ohhh yes the stress crocheting is cute 😭😭 imagining barry coming back from a very stressful mission where he was in massive amounts of danger and almost died (just another tuesday really) and iris is very accusingly like "i made you a sweater." (just an entire sweater. in one sitting. out of nothing but chunky wool and immense amounts of stress. is this humanly possible? almost certainly not, but cartoon logic applies here; she can do it if it's funny)

barry's like "it's nice" and iris is like >:(

so barry puts on the sweater of shame like :( because he loves it because iris made it but it's also a very clear sign that he stressed her out and the tension is all weird because at some points her stitches got really tight because she was gripping the hook so hard (is stitch tension even a thing in crochet? i may be sounding like a fool here, all my knowlege of crochet is based off my knowledge of knitting. maybe i should have made this a knitting headcanon instead)

so barry leaves S.T.A.R labs wearing his new sweater, like a bad dog wearing the cone of shame

joe sees it and is like "bad day?" (joe found himself wearing a lot of very weirdly shaped handmade clothing when iris was going through her finals at school. and again when she was at college. and AGAIN when they were both sat at barry's bedside during the coma. he knows the drill). barry's like "i don't wanna talk about it"

and then at dinner that night iris is still upset and len is doting on her, playing the charming and attentive boyfriend, both to genuinely comfort her and also to be annoying. when iris leaves the room, len very snidely goes "nice sweater and barry's like "shut up"

okay but pair my "leonard snart can sew" headcanon with my "iris west likes to crochet" headcanon and add a sprinkle of coldwestallen and the result is a very cosy barry allen decked from head to toe in lovingly handmade clothing.

im picturing him in a cosy hat and scarf combo like :) my wife made me these!

[thatmexisaurusrex]

Just Sam and Bucky, a little late on the Thanksgiving supply shopping, shut up, they're getting to it.

[fairsweetlonging]

i love writing about shen qingqiu flirting with people but not knowing he does it, and never realizing what effect it has on people or when they flirt back

for instance, he doesn't quite have a grasp on the usage of flowery, poetic speech yet, so he uses it in ways that are more suggestive than he means to. he compliments liu qingge's fighting style but the words he uses are "dancing like a snow lotus in the high mountain gales" and liu qingge turns so red shen qingqiu thinks he has a fever. he also said to wei qingwei that if only he was better a guqing player he would capture the sound of his laughter (wei qingwei has a boisterous laugh and this was meant to be teasing) and wei qingwei lay awake for three nights thinking about that.

he'd try to banter with yue qingyuan in the sort of taunting style of the original sqq, but in doing so accidentally strays into "shixiong should just bring his pillow and move in with how much he visits" "well if shidi insists" territory, and he doesn't realize it.

he pretends to be jealous when liu qingge goes on a mission with someone else, saying things like "shidi is having so much fun with [other peak lord], am i not enough? has my heart been traded for another?" with a fake pout that's supposed to be playful, but that inadvertently causes liu qingge to only accept missions with him or by himself, and of course shen qingqiu keeps digging this hole deeper by then acting flattered when liu qingge invites only him to the hunt.

he also definitely goes a little shakespearean sometimes to be dramatic, but people take that serious too. one time shang qinghua was too busy to read/write with him, so he complained to whoever listened, "the cruelty of his words have ripped my heart asunder, never again will i feel joy from what has now turned to sorrow", and two days later shang qinghua asks him what the hell he said to make half of the peak lords show up angry at his house like scorned lovers

in my mind he has also made a "chain me to the bed to have your way" kind of comment about his without a cure treatment, because mu qingfang added twenty new concoctions to the list that are yucky and shen yuan doesn't like yucky things, but even he was like "hm" about that and their next appointment was a little awkward.

[mrchoppedslefthand]

Homicipher Random Headcanons/Scenarios [NSFW]

Edit:11/07/2024

I desperately needed to post the random head canons and scenarios of our husbands that my brain kept cooking up (+ some from discord friends), so the list is not organized. Also, since we shape shift, I'm going to assume we can choose whenever we have a cock or pussy (because I want to be fucked and do the fucking) Anyways...enjoy the food thought.

Characters: Mr. Crawling, Mr. Chopped Mr. Silvair, Mr. Hood, Mr. Gap, Mr. Machete, Mr. Scarletella

Warnings: mentions of NSFW, mentions of some canon-typical violence, implications of dubcon, mentions of somnophilia, implied cuckold

Mr. Crawling

He can be submissive top. Constantly asking you if you love him during intimacy. He would ask if you enjoy playing with him as you pound yourself onto him. He would be a moaning mess and probably wouldn't know what to do about it as he clumsily places his hands around your waist.

He would definitely eat you out without you asking once intimacy had been initiated.

Afraid of hurting you, he wouldn't be too rough, instead he would be more tender and gentler when it comes to intimacy.

He definitely would love it when you play with his hair, allowing you to braid it or do whatever as long it doesn't involve cutting his precious hair.

He actually gets jealous easily, but he doesn't verbalize it, instead he shows it through his actions.

He is better with his hands, than his cock. So sometimes you prefer that over his cock. His cock is more on the average/smaller side and it's cute.

He definitely has a praise kink.

Mr. Chopped

He lacks a body, so to make up for it he is extremely expressive and open with his feelings. Which makes him a little fun to bully, to see all those cute expressions he could make.

He probably would be very good with his mouth and tongue, let him be your personal rose toy/fleshlight if you will. He can't fight back and have no choice but to whimper about it.

Imagine getting sick and fainting with him nearby, he can't move or do anything but helplessly cry for you to wake up and starts crying out help for Mr. Silvair to come help him and you.

Maybe one day, for a day of tricks and pranks. Mr. Stitch will allow Mr. Chopped a day in his body, so they swap places, stitching Mr. Chopped in place of Mr. Stitch's head. It had been a very long time since Mr. Chopped felt sensations beyond his head, so he happens to be very sensitive and clumsy with his hands. Everywhere you touch overwhelms him, he melts and becomes a moaning mess, but Mr. Chopped isn't the only one feeling all these sensations. Mr. Stitch can still feel it too. He is intrigued by today's type of play.

He definitely would be more on the whiny and needy side when it comes to pleasure, he lacks a body, but he can still feel lust. He can't do anything about it, which makes him extremely needy and extra pouty.

Mr. Silvair

Definitely would have had intimacy with other ghosts/humans before to research the body and performance during mid transformation if it differed.

Imagine one day he finds a mysterious liquid that fell from the 'other world' and feeds it to you, himself and the other ghosts in your crew. Only to find out it was an aphrodisiac. It was the first time he felt such a strong sensation of lust. At first, he mistakes this strong desire to be violence, so he starts to self-inflict wounds onto himself. You attempt to stop him, but soon find yourself to be underneath him as he bites into your neck, drawing blood. Surprised at seeing the often-composed man, turning into a ravage beast. You somehow manage to find something to tie him up and have your way with him.

He probably likes overstimulation on you...but also himself. He would love to research on how much his body can go and handle.

He would actually be a switch, for research purposes. To take and give he'd do anything for research. It had been long long ago since his body used to be human, and he often forgets about his own experiences if he doesn't write them down, but no worries, he has you by his side now to keep remembering.

Mr. Hood

He is quiet but speaks whenever he finds it suited for. But if you need him, he would be happy to talk with you.

He is a bit insecure about his body, he doesn't have arms or hands or even legs, he is an entity of nothing. The clothes are what shape his form, and well maybe he not entirely a entity of nothing. You had a glimpse before, a small glimpse and sensation of a squishy and somewhat slimy part that had belonged to him. You never mentioned though, but if it was you'd love him still anyways.

He realized that some words had been a bit harder for you to keep in mind and remember and so he thought of a special way to get you learning. Learning with what humans call pleasure. He fucks you and asks you what certain things are, and if you get it wrong, he denies you from coming. You have become determined to learn your words properly even more so now. Because if you remember you get rewarded with the most absolute fulfilling fuck of your life.

Since most of his body is invisible or nothing. If you mouth fucked him you would be able to see that real good, it is strangely erotic watching your cock move inside his mouth.

Mr. Gap

When you're sleeping, sometimes he might just cuddle against your leg or lower half. He loves the feeling of warmth, compared to his hollow darkness.

He definitely seems like the type of person to eat you out while you're asleep. Playing around and waiting for you to wake up to watch your reaction. Of course, he would only do this though if he knew you'd allow it. He values consent.

Imagine taking your backpack to school and you have to take out a pencil for a test. When you open your backpack, you realize it is just an empty void and hear a voice asking for your heart in exchange for the pencil. Yeah... you accepted your fate. You just failed your exam...

When you become a moaning mess under him, he can't understand but he knows that from your sweet voice, and moans, that it's a good thing. He knows to keep continuing.

One day Mr. Gap gathers his usual newspapers that fall from the rubble or somehow manages to grab one from the human realm. He notices a magazine that discusses about marriage and giving rings on the fourth finger. Intrigued about this idea, he asks you for your all four of your fingers, but you misunderstand and refuse to give him your fingers. He's sad but soon you later find out that he was asking for your hand in marriage, literally but also figuratively.

Mr. Machete

We would wonder aimlessly for an eternity together searching for his/your home. But eventually our subconscious would recognize each other as home instead.

He would definitely mock and laugh at how fast you would falter/melt under his touch. Calling you "weak" for coming so fast but would give kisses here and there after the mocking.

He'd probably be into throat fucking and laugh at you looking pathetic, he loves reactions that aren't boring, so seeing you choke on his cock seems like a great idea.

He definitely would come inside most of the time.

When he fucks you, his cock would probably bulge out a little from your stomach, fascinated by it he'd roughly press his hand down near that area.

He is our beefy dumb macho, perfect.

If you mouth/fucked him he would tell you he feels nothing, but his eyes would already be red and tearing. He's a pathetic coward.

Mr. Scarletella

He belongs to you, and you belong to him, together forever, in a hellish world. He loves the destruction you bring into his life and does the same for you.

Oh boy, he would absolutely devour you, his queen, in pleasure. Fuck you stupid to the point you're just a blabbering mess, hands on waist, and long fingers in your mouth, as he pounds deeply into you.

He seems like the type of guy to fuck you during your period.

Definitely gets jealous easily and he makes it know when he gets that way.

Imagine your fucked/fucking another ghost and you hear static within the distance, the sound slowly starts to come closer and closer until you hear the static in the room. Your crimson servant arrives and witnesses your fantastic display of intimacy. Jealous, he kills them and becomes extra possessive and quite terrifying, but you love it so much. How he seems so lost and pathetic without you.

You don't know his name, but neither does he know yours. Despite this disconnect, you still manage to give him some sort of other named to be called. It's connected to your name, but he knows it's not all of it, he can't fully whisk you away, but he's okay with that. You are still bound to him for an eternity anyway.

If Mr. Scarletella went back to the human world with you instead, he would appear to be the one most suited for fitting in. Just slack some foundation on his face, make him wear gloves and he would blend in quite well. Well...except for his odd habit of asking every stranger for their name and laughing and giggling crazily each time.

He would have a praise and degradation kink, he's not a whore. He's YOUR whore. He likes being YOURS.

[chained-sweater]

i hc him to be half-mexican (mother's side) and half-italian (father's side).

I made this poll because it's one of the biggest fandom headcanons, everyone sees it differently and I just wanna find out what people's opinion on it is 😭😭 I love johnny cade out POC coded king....

I'm pretty sure that johnny was white in canon but we don't talk about this bcs all the characters of the hinton's books were white bffr. she also was/is racist and grew up in the conservative south so!