#*kicks website* ANywAY......

[soullessjack]

in all seriousness tho i am begging groveling pleading etc for infantilization to be done away with in this big new year. begging y’all to just be normal about autistic characters. be normal about disabled characters in general. stop reducing us to shy fragile children who need to be coddled in every relationship we have. stop with the eugenicist mental age trope altogether! but above All else just be normal about us as actual human beings. you’re not 5 years old and lacking prior knowledge about different people and that it’s rude to point in public. even a 5 year old lacking prior knowledge has better understanding and empathy. you’re old enough to know better. and if we’re telling you, “hey, that thing you’re doing is actually really bad, please stop!” don’t just double down on it for the love of god. fandoms have come a very long way as viable communities and support systems for people who would otherwise have none, especially queer people, especially POC, and that especially includes disabled people too. try to keep it that way for everyone!!!!! Please!!!!

[whosname]

[Id. Two yearbook style pictures. 1. Tae Shimura, in her salarymen au persona, peace sign posing and smiling. 2. She changes her demeanor and now looks very serious, scary. End Id.]

Tae/scary PR lady: I trust there will not be any unpleasant surprises on the next website design revision, Hijikata kun. Hijikata: S-surprises? [goes back to every photo he's taken] No, no, no surprises, no sir.

[Id. Hijikata, the art director/graphic designer, about to have a nervous breakdown, chewing on a pencil saying "S-surprises? No, no, no surprises, no sir." while remembering every photo he has taken on the website photo saga. End Id.]

Time to introduce Tae Shimura as the scary PR lady.

[actmale]

I went through all the Splatoon website and downloaded every* asset I could get

Don't ask me why I did this... I hardly know either

[dark-elf-writes]

Recently been torn between “I kinda want to change my name” and “but Lex is such a vibe even if it is kinda gendered” but like not in the it’s causing me genuine distress way more the I’ve opened baby name websites way more than usual in the last few days

[eebi-after-hours]

read SUCH a good fic euggg remind me to never open ao3 past 9pm because now I don’t think I can sleep until I’ve drawn my fav scene 💔 too shy to tag the author but I think they follow me here so hiiiii I was running around in circles reading one of your series!!!!!

[abandoned-as-mustard]

Dammit, I love the way I look at the world, I love my creativity, but I also wonder why it has to be so extra damn hard just to make and keep friends and to never *ever* know what you're doing so differently than anyone else. It seems I literally *cannot* make deep connections with peers who aren't some flavour of neurodivergence or otherwise disabled. I could be as fun, talented, interesting and authentic as possible, and yet all those qualities can also apply to a fancy little fish in an aquarium that you just... leave behind when you're done.

Late diagnosis autism is just... confirmation that most new people you meet will probably notice something 'off' and use that subconscious thought to put you out of their mind once you're out of sight, because it's always been this way, you were just too naive to see it. That you're missing some ridiculous 'vibe'. Of wondering if anyone who you get along with unusually well might secretly be neurodivergent too because you have that little faith in neurotypicals.

I just don't know how I'm supposed to move on with this when it really does feel like my social skills have just... atrophied. Withered away.

If anyone has any tips at all, that would be greatly appreciated.

[marlenacantswim]

”I’m not gonna say, you know, ‘there’s plenty more fish in the sea.’ I’m not gonna say, ‘if you love her, let her go,’ and I’m not gonna bombard you with clichés, but what I will say is this: ‘it’s not the end of the world.’“

Death Foreshadowing in The Cornetto Trilogy: Shaun of the Dead

(Hot Fuzz) (The World’s End)

[patrice-bergerons]

I am ... kind of watching the x-files but 10 eps into s1 I am low key struggling. It's a decent show to put on the background if I'm too brain dead to engage with anything and mostly want to scroll thru my phone, but otherwise I am just not compelled to keep watching. In contrast I just started RTD's years and years and oh boy am I compelled. And I don't know whether this is because:

I've lost my tolerance to deal with 24 ep seasons where little of import happens in one given episode, thanks to extended exposure to "we always had at most 6 eps per series" british shows

I've lost my tolerance to deal with USAmerican shows entirely

The x files is just not my wavelength?? 👀

[steelycunt]

tennis looks so fucking boring im sorry. cannot get on board with a sports event where there is no telling if it will end in one hour or five. and not only is there no telling but its also the most boring game to watch ever. so like you can rest assured that what you will be watching is just a ball travelling back and forth across a net but what you dont know is whether it will finish in time for you to get home for dinner or maybe your mother's birthday which is two and half weeks away

[hertwood]

that lil sputter stutter logan does when he doesnt know how to answer a question makes me insane every time like SORRY I DONT SPEAK BOTTOM

[agendratum]

thinking about this guy that would spam us with pictures of him pissing on his phone camera, saying that he's "pissing on us pissing on us pissing on us". after the first encounter i wouldn't even bat an eye closing his tickets. like was i supposed to be fazed by that? he's pissing on his phone

[rotisseries]

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[dandyshucks]

rattling the bars of my cage and gnawing on them as i try to decide if i want to post a little fic or not and how exactly to go about that because the three different options that i can think of all seem less than ideal

[vamppeach]

if no one got me i know vtmb ost unused track all that could ever be extended version got me

[bas-rouge]

Me: be patient

Also me: *refreshing my email every 20 minutes*

[13eyond13]

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