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first of all you are wrong

second of all you are dumb

third of all i made "whoopie" with whatever family member would upset you most

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i'm afraid the phrase "touch my wee wee touch my fucking wee wee!" has become a consistent part of my internal monologue vocabulary

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northernlion: charlie brown had hoes? no he didn't. no he fucking didn't. what are we doing here.

northernlion two weeks later: charlie brown kinda had the most hoes out of anyone in the sunday paper.

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Bobby pin with a needle felted rat by byMagic

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compilation of my favorites so far. this energy for 2025 please

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google photos is so funny. three years since fish in da sink

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this is so amazing

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im crying even the birding groups are memeing on this shit

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asked my cat if he wanted dinner or the slop that kills him and my twin was like "he can hear you, you know?" and when I looked down at my cat he was like this

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You ever been in a state where you physically have no energy, but you're bored and socially understimulated so you kind of wish you could just invite people to come over like this:

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The celebrity Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavors being some of the best ones is like the retail equivalent of having to go to a restaurant and order a rootin tootin yeehaw cowboy burger or something

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They're giving me mouse hormones to make me small and squeaky

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going to the convenience store spending half an hour in the snack aisle imagining eating some of them in great detail then going home empty-handed