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going to the convenience store spending half an hour in the snack aisle imagining eating some of them in great detail then going home empty-handed

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Goncharov (1973) dir. Martin Scorsese

“The greatest mafia movie (n)ever made.”

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What a fuck up of epic proportions

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when you realize

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Super Mario and the Rainbow Stars is a Paper Mario and Mario & Luigi series inspired fan game where Mario befriends a fallen star!

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we cant ha;ve anything anyrmeo due to the green ape hour

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*mob boss voice* and this here is Two-Jerk Tony on account a da way you only gotta mess around wit his dick for a lil bit before he blows his load and taps outta boys' night. and i don't say that to shame him or nothin' it's just he passes right out when he's done and i'm sittin' here wit a full sack and a semi. my balls ain't even been played wit and he's snorin' on the couch!!!

the angel on my shoulder: now Catherine, remember to save this post as a draft!

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Bro I saw the cutest gnome ever on my morning hike today but it was an invasive species so I had to beat it to shit & death and berry it's carcass away from the glade 😭

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I love the concept of exile. Like dude just get out

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she asked me if i believed in god and i told her that when i was four i almost drowned in a public pool and in my panic mistook a stranger for my father. i clawed my way up his leg. four years later he’d send my parents a picture of the scars alongside a tin of cookies. he said, “i hope she’s still okay. i carry her with me. it isn’t every day you save a life. it isn’t every day you feel like you were here for a reason. when it does happen, you have to cherish that memory. for once, i had a purpose. just being there was enough. she tore me open but she taught me a lot about love.”

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