#f1dump

[hertwood]

something i've always found very endearing abt alex is that he can't shut the fuck up. word vomit disease on that man is insane. he'll just say anything. and what scares me is based on franco's social media presence i'm worried he'll be the same and they'll just feed off eachother and become a word vomit mess every williams video. i guess we'll all find out together

[hertwood]

ok i watched the logan video again i think we're focusing on the wrong thing. before logan can say anything, before gaetan even asks if he's ok, hes telling logan that its NOT HIS FAULT. in a crash his race engineer's first instinct is to reassure him that he did nothing wrong. thats actually SO IMPORTANT

[hertwood]

"landoscar doesn't roll off the tongue like carlando" KING the alternative was mctwinks pls be happy landoscar rose to the top 🙏

[hertwood]

i did block that person in the logan tag but using "cock sucking american" as an insult is just funny like. yeah? and? "every logan fan is just a cock sucking american" guilty as fucking charged buddy. what about it

[hertwood]

skill issue

[hertwood]

rb heard ao3 was down and said not to worry i have the most fanfiction ass shit news for yall

[hertwood]

It is funny. I really don't strongly dislike anyone on the grid except for ONE and he happens to be paired with my favorite.... Just my luck lol

[hertwood]

"but Alex has had more crashes this year" I am going to lose my fuckinf mind. You KNOW most of those crashes weren't his fault you are actively engaging in a bad faith argument I send you to internet jail effective immediately

[hertwood]

the senior driver getting the upgrades a week prior is incredibly normal and not some conspiracy against logan, btw

[hertwood]

for franco colapinto is crazy tho. james saw what happened pulling logan from f2 after only one year and said what the problem was TOO MUCH f2 actually

[hertwood]

What I'm learning today is. If you thought I went crazy defending Logan honey you've got a whole other storm coming

[hertwood]

Also I hope Alex smokes him as a teammate. 24-nothing Alex albon beating a race winner consistently now that they're in the same car is exactly what my soul needs

Also Logan in indycar

[hertwood]

I love loscar don't get me wrong but the way bitches on TikTok have constructed this former best friends narrative and act like Logan saying they talk less or oscar being closer to lando now is some tragic breakup like YALL you are mourning a past that didn't exist they never WERE besties they were friends AND THEYRE STILL FRIENDS and they also don't owe y'all shit of what that friendship is like. If y'all want lifelong bestie lore get into sargewood instead of retconning loscar lore jesus fucking christ

[hertwood]

im honestly upset bc franco seems so so lovely and fun and his dynamic with alex is so cute but the way his success has been used to dismiss the talent of first logan and now alex just makes it hard to not have a bad taste in my mouth. and its not his fault!!!!!!

[hertwood]

i think that colton herta and yuki tsunoda would get along so well. similar vibes. colton's a drummer who's music career was interrupted by indycar. yuki's a chef who's cooking career was interrupted by f1. relatable situations there

[hertwood]

I don't understand why there was all this fuss about getting Kimi a super license early when they're not putting him in a car immediately, at least for an fp1. Four more fp1s before his birthday btw. What was the rush