#*johann

[dragonnnfly]

Httyd + tumblr

[lucretiaadventurezone]

TAZ Dashboard Simulator 2 (Part 1)

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be back soon 💋 im gonna go fight this guy for my relic

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Ubmrella

#girl help #im trapped

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In your orbit!

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Round 4: Semi-Finals

Jeff Angel Propaganda:

from @.ango-mcdango: I <3 JEFF ANGEL HE’S SO COOL AND HE ALWAYS CALLS HIS DAD

Jess the Beheader Propaganda:

from @.bagnus-murnsides: jess literally has a dope ass axe

#jess sweep

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🚀 cap-n-port

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😎 Anonymous asked:

Your captain looks gnc as fuck

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👖 lactosewarrior5000

YOU'RE INSANE

#Thank you very much!

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You Don’t Need All of Your Blood; Here’s Why

The Director doesn’t want you to know this…

🎻 woe-is-johann

↻ avi-the-ball-guy

🪩 avi-the-ball-guy

cannonball system liveblog

🪩 avi-the-ball-guy

ball

🪩 avi-the-ball-guy

ball

🪩 avi-the-ball-guy

other. ball

#babe we gotta get you a fidget toy or something #clearly you're getting bored at work

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lucretia was 18 when the ipre mission left??!? she should've been at the club!!

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oh trust me one of the planes we went to was a giant disco and lucy was freakin it sensitive style day and night

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real footage of lucretia at the club ↑↑

#I'm actually going to kill both of you #mutuals #queue never know what you'll find #reblogs

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🚂 jerreeeeee asked:

is magnus burnsides gay??

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why would you ask us, a caleb cleveland blog, this

#neverwinter heritage posts

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i loev my beaugifyl wife so muchnohmygod

🐦‍⬛ raven-queen-official

where is smy wife i wanst to see herh

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hiiiiiiiidjiiii omg shge. is here :D

#apologies guys we hung out with pan and she got FUCKED up #you know how poker nights get #wife tag

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people who actually like bugs are absolute freaks

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wrong! spider attack

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#sent to me

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🌈 lucretiaadventurezone

hi

[dauverney]

Gonna scan this painting of Johann later on. Glutton boy

[the-chikyuu-times]

[tricksterwish]

My piece for the @wandersongzine ! I got Act 4! :]

Tiny ramble under the cut about why I chose this moment

I always thought of it as awesome of Kiwi taking back their inspiration and drive to do things. The fact the song plays a bit of Langtree in it makes me feel like Kiwi injected a bit of the joy and freedom the small town gave them and was able to pass that on.

Act 4 is a sad act. It's about coming back to home but not having it feel safe or happy despite it. A bittersweet reunion with reminders of your roots and why you are the way you are. The inverse of roles and Kiwi losing their sense of self is something that's focused on a lot in the chapter. So, I wanted to showcase Kiwi on the upswing... finding that passion again and rekindling ACTUAL happiness when seeing they've helped spread that others.

The Real Happy Kid.

It was this or Queen Order's castle, honestly. I feel like I should have done the latter seeing how many people focused only on the first half of the act as well... but I am still VERY satisfied with this piece.

[grelleswife]

Johann:

If Noé has a million haters, I’m one of them. 🤭

If Noé has 5 critics, I’m one of them. 💖

If Noé has 1 detractor, that one is me. ✨

If Noé has no enemies, I am no longer alive. 😁

If the world is against Noé, I’m right there with ‘em. 💞

If Noé takes his last breath under questionable circumstances, assume it was me. 🔪

[shizukais]

Don't leave me. If I'd been able to tell her that... would it have changed our future somehow?

[helbram]

more misc apocalypse oc dump (featuring jin and the main party)

[lovesitcomsandgaystuffs]

[pandoraheartsposter]

Vnc characters as the weather

[dragonnnfly]

The gang’s names are under-appreciated, not just because they are amazing, but for the comedy potential.

They’re out here being named, Snotlout? Fishlegs? Ruffnut? Tuffnut? Hiccup?

While everyone else has normal names like Viggo, Ryker, Dagur, Heather, Johann, Drago, Mala and so on!

Can. You. Imagine. Being a villain, fighting these teenagers, being defeated, and utterly impressed, and then you ask for their names, thinking it’ll be something amazing like TORMOD THE GREAT, and then it’s… Fishlegs????? Fishlegs Justin Ingerman??

And the leader is HICCup? UHH???!! And his deadly beast is Toothless? Like, “NO??? No no no, I see teeth”

[rosiethedragongeek]

Okay so if I'm not mistaken, RTTE was meant to end after four seasons, and got greenlit for a final two seasons later, right? And they obviously had to come up with a final story arc to close it off.

Meaning Johann wasn't meant to be evil for the first four seasons, they just looked at it and realized that basically every single episode since his FIRST EPISODE IN RIDERS OF BERK (dragon flower where he sells Mildew the blue oleander (which is poisonous to dragons)), Johann could potentially have been up to something nefarious and realized that they'd ACCIDENTALLY set up for the biggest, longest building plot twist in the entire franchise like,,,, on. ACCIDENT.

[dauverney]

tfw you’re a 500+ years old creature, have seen black plague, wars, and all you wanna do is play minecraft and dress to impress on your ipad while drinking from a silly straw

[elvishdemigod]

Happy Pride to all those black-haired canonically queer characters! Gotta be one of my favorite genders! (I couldn't find art of just Johann, and no art of Miles as far as I could find)

From Left to Right, Top to Bottom:

Nico di Angelo (Gay) [PJO, HoA, ToA, & TS&TS]

Marceline Abadeer (Bisexual) [Adventure Time]

Marshall Lee vampire & Marshall Lee human (Bisexual) [Adventure Time]

Vanyel Ashkevron (Gay) [The Last Herald-Mage series]

Lysander (Gay) [Silk & Steel series]

Johann (Gay? I think?) [Monster of Elendhaven]

Princess Dennaleia (Lesbian) [Of Fire & Stars duology]

Miles Yoon (Gay) [Lore]

Alec Lightwood (Gay) [Mortal Instruments series]

Magnus Bane (Bisexual) [Mortal Instruments series]

Valentine (Gay) and Spelldon (Bisexual) [Monster High]

Piper Wright (Bisexual) [Fallout 4] (Yes, she counts, since she's romancable by both player genders, and I think made a mention of dating a girl once?)

Zagreus (Bisexual) [Hades game]

Bonus: David Williams (Bisexual [Fallout 4 oc]

[theancientwayoflife]

▪︎ Comoediae.

Author: Terence (Roman, 195/185–159 B.C.); Printer: Johann (Reinhard) Gruninger (German, died ca. 1532) 

Date: 1499

Medium: Woodcuts (multiple)

[grelleswife]

I’m too drained to give this parallel the careful thought it deserves…but child!Dante, nibbling away at bonbons to stave off hunger while he waits for a mother who will never return.

Dhampir kids eking out a living outside the cloak of Marquis Machina’s patronage by selling a drug named ‘miel’ that bears a striking resemblance to bonbons…

Mochijun’s too purposeful of a writer for that to be mere coincidence.