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I deman you to do it ?

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look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

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if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you

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man if i could shapeshift the stimming potential would be Unlimited

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discus feesh

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obsessed with the woman at the dmv who replied with a firm “no” when asked if she wanted to be an organ donor but when the clerk asked “do you want junk mail? we sell your name and address to companies” she paused and gave a very thoughtful yet decisive “…yeah”

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candy before beer youre in the clear. beer before candy hurricane sandy

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a lot of loving and being loved by people is recognizing when they're sincerely trying to help or comfort you even if their words are clunky and unhelpful at best and holding onto the sentiment that they are trying to reach for you at all. and a lot of the time that has to be enough because it's all you're going to get

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Honestly? i'm kinda glad China is so protectionist over their pandas. Dominica entrusted their national bird, the critically endangered Sisserou (Imperial Amazon), to a German-based "conservation" organization (It's essentially a glorified private aviary that covertly trafficks rare parrots) that's now refusing to repatriate the animals back to their rightful homes and is still illegally exporting birds from Dominica to Germany as recently as 2018 despite outcries from both local and international experts. Many of the OG zoos were stocked via colonial conquest and now the western hegemon that's responsible for so many of these species' decline also imposes itself as the stewards of their recovery. we have to collaborate with and respect the people who share an ecosystem with the animals we love, without local support recovery programs will not thrive.

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Boy I do love watching the eclipse, I sure hope no cacophonous sound knocks my friends unconscious and no eyes of a terrible extradimensional force show up in the Ethereal Plane to start a ticking countdown to the world's doom!

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the self-indulgent fanfiction will continue until morale improves

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who’s up thinking about after the threesome they both take you home by sue hyon bae i’m thinking about after the threesome they both take you home by sue hyon bae

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sometimes a mutual reblogs the exact same image a million times without tags because they’re excited about something and brother you will just have to scroll. tis the blessed burden of being a tumblr mutual. you will just have to scroll