crystallizedkingdoms
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ᛥ local johavi enthusiast <3 ᛥ
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crystallizedkingdoms · 2 days ago
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“these characters should be mentally healthy before they get together 😌” ummm no I actually think we should smash their mental illnesses together like clumps of play-doh and see what colors it makes
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crystallizedkingdoms · 2 days ago
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they are canceling me for the way i deal with grief. also, for the infinite number of destroyed universes
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crystallizedkingdoms · 2 days ago
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my asshole faggot that i got for five dollars has never looked better
(thank you meow_dante for the lovely art <3)
ID: A black and white sketch of an Inuk man from the waist up. Igsi is a thin man with short hair and a goatee. He has a simple dot tattoo under both corners of his lips, a line across his nose, and tattoos around his hands. He wears a dark crop top shirt that shows off his belly and his chest. His arms are crossed and he looks to the side with arched brows and a smug grin. End ID.
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crystallizedkingdoms · 2 days ago
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newbie asked if we're supposed to look out for 'red flags' in interlibrary loan requests in reference to a request a patron had made for a book about cannibalism. she was looking expectantly at me like she was expecting me to be equally aghast at this........girl why would you work at a library if you want to play book police
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crystallizedkingdoms · 2 days ago
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no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder
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You’ve got to eat everything you find
I've got to eat everything I find.....!
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Johann: "I can't believe this..."
Avi: "What?"
Johann: "That you're doing this again."
Avi: "What did I do-?"
Johann: "You're making yourself look cute again! stop it!"
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Blackwater Dive
2024, hand bleached and dyed denim, cotton batting and thread
inspired by blackwater photography of plankton! this was my first time layering bleach painting. All the silhouettes were painted with bleaching gel, loosely tie dyed, and then bleached again to make the highlights. I quilted the piece using my free motion foot to outline each individual animal and tacked down the rest of the quilt with small satin stitches that remind me of marine snow. I dyed bias tape to match. super happy with this one and excited to show it in a gallery setting soon!
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crystallizedkingdoms · 2 days ago
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"ne'er-do-well" is such a harsh criticism like bro ne'er? e'er? like youd think at least some'imes id do well but nope. ne'er
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crystallizedkingdoms · 2 days ago
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'Gone Cuckoo' - January 5, 2021. & four explosion studies from March 11, 2022.
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crystallizedkingdoms · 3 days ago
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i'm pregnant... with the next great American novel! [looks directly at you, suddenly serious] and I'm getting an abortion
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worried for you bud are you good
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crystallizedkingdoms · 3 days ago
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crystallizedkingdoms · 3 days ago
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Where is my disgusting pig
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