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Propaganda: I just think Magnus deserves some monsterfucking action.

Submit a ship through the form or in my askbox!

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these are my dialogue options when you talk to me btw

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Today's Seals Are: The Jolly Jingle Twins

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do you think you could take a vampire?

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good god when the roast beast hits..

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automated text reply that just says YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY PERSON I AM LETTING DOWN

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automated text reply that just says YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY PERSON I AM LETTING DOWN

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automated text reply that just says YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY PERSON I AM LETTING DOWN

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automated text reply that just says YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY PERSON I AM LETTING DOWN

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automated text reply that just says YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY PERSON I AM LETTING DOWN

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fuck everyone who's started saying the r slur again i hate you and i hope your life falls apart and you die alone

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god christmas eve is so boring. i'm gonna go break into the abandoned arcade and smash up some of the machines for kicks

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Give that character a big nose. Give that character freckles. Give that character moles. Give them dimples give them acne give them big eyebrows give them a tooth gap give them eyebags please its good for them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its enrichment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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pet peeve is when a fellow hater conducts their haterism such that they leave the hater community vulnerable to attack. “i think characterizing Character A in x way is boring and annoying” = beautiful, flawless, unimpeachable haterism. no one can tell u that u aren’t allowed to find a certain characterization boring. “it is morally/objectively wrong to characterize Character A in x way” = sloppy, reactionary, overcommitting. you have left our eastern flank open to attack girl what the hell….now my dedicated hater troops are taking fire from YOUR enemies fuckkkkk

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go on gooner... go ahead and read another paragraph from george bataille's "story of the eye"... and try your hardest not to bate your tiny nihilist cock

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harry du claus

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when will my husband return from the war (gf has to periodically get up from our cuddles to go do work on the puter)