#*gets nails too w ur initial*

[rritoshiss]

SWEET GIRLLL!!!!!! i went and had my nails done, they're the same color as ur eyes :33

minniee.

that's.. cute.

[stunie]

what are ur headcanons for hoshina and kafka? not like fic hc but just like things you think fit them???? i've read up to volume two and just started watching it (lit watching episode 1 rn) and am curious

if we're talking nsfw tho, imho kafka would so do worship/praise. man's single and in his 30s. touches a titty and is just thankful for the opportunity DFLDJSFdsFJ

note: ok wait i haven’t done this type of lil paragraph thing in a while :’) but also omg euphie i’ve been dying to talk about them! (more specifically, hoshina has kinda been lurking in the back of my mind for a bit). also, if u wanted sfw ones too lemme know !! & btw i am also so so so excited for u to see a certain scene w hoshina <33

mdni. explicit smut (18+). 600 wc. f!reader

SOSHIRO HOSHINA.

Hoshina is a huge tease. I mean this as … he’ll decide to give you your usual morning kiss a little more passionate than usual- just enough to get your stomach all hot, but he doesn’t do anything past that. Except throughout the day, you think it’s kind of weird that he keeps accidentally brushing against you, crotch coincidentally pushing against the swell of your ass multiple times, but it’s not hard enough for you to be able to tell if it was deliberate. By the end of the day, you’re practically throwing yourself on him, to which he responds with “Ah— you’re a needy one, aren’t you?”

Also likes risk to some extent. After filling you up with his cum, he has you pull up your panties and go about your day. The sight of you all feverish and awkwardly rubbing your thighs together to try and keep his cum from dripping down your thighs really gets him going, and he’s not against the idea of leaning down every now and then to whisper what he’s planning on doing to you tonight— straight into the shell of your ear, and sometimes he’ll give it a teasing bite before he’s right back to normal. Honestly just likes the process and feeling he gets from getting you all pent up and needy.

Of course, edging. Absolutely thrives on the sound of your voice begging him to stop teasing and just give you what you need. It’s even more exciting when he listens to you, except now he gives you too much— and now you’re whining that you can’t take it, to which he reminds you that it was your idea from the start.

KAFKA HIBINO.

Has the nastiest breeding kink. I think he’d be weak from anything relating to this (i.e. is losing it when you’re soaked, when you squirt, when he cums on you, even the noises your sopping cunt makes from each thrust). Also drunk on the idea of just filling you to the brim, but more so because he just loves to watch his cum spill out of your cunt. Likes to dump it deep inside you, watch it leak out, then his finger comes to smear it with your own slick, pushing it back inside before he asks if you’re okay with another round.

Also … scratching. you asked him to put you in a mating press just once, and as soon as your nails first dug into his shoulders at the initial stretch, he knew it was over for him. He’s practically growling each time your nails rack up and down the muscles of his back, slamming his hips into you harder because he wants you to do that again and again. Also a sucker for when your legs wrap around him to pull him deeper inside you.

And i agree with the praise. I can picture him looming over you with a strong hand cradling your head against the crook of his neck. He’s completely breathless, but he’s still reminding you through a grunt every few minutes that you look so fucking good under him.

[via-l0ve]

Dating Carlisle Cullen HCs!

a/n: was the requested? absolutely not. am i a slut for daddy cullen? abso-fuckin-lutley

warnings: fluff, smut, swearing, im lowkey an edward hater in this i’m sorry, smut is fem!reader based!! dating daddy carlisle

- when you guys hang out at night /alone he’s all over you

- he holds you, lays on your chest, plays with your hair while you sit inbetween his legs SHSSUWHEISN

- he plays with your fingers while you guys are around other people and he gets a little nervous

- like if your hanging out with friends he’ll play with your fingers and hands, twist around your bracelets and rings

- i love him he’s so soft

- he desperately tries to stop you from popping pimples and blackheads

- “y/n sTOP”

- sometimes you’ll laugh at stuff he says bc it sounds so old fashioned

- he attempts to make you food and most of the time it’s amazing but usually when you two cook it almost always ends up burnt or undercooked or missing an ingredient

- bc he gets distracted by your stupid jokes that sometimes result in a food fight

- carlisle would do anything for you

- literally one time you brought up wanting to go to disneyland because they do a mardi gras parade and he almost bought plane tickets right then and there

- “what’re you doing?”

- “buying plane tickets.”

- “what??? STOP-“

- he loves how you hate when he spends money on you

- it makes him want to do it more

- you both have multiple matching things

- bracelets, rings, necklaces, etc

- he bought you this EXPENSIVE bracelet once and you almost passed out on the spot

- it has your and carlisle’s initials engraved into it and it’s your favorite color

- he lets you paint his nails frequently

- he loves when you do little designs on them too

- he loves being the person you feel comfortable ranting to

- it breaks his heart when he opens his door and sees you with puffy eyes and a red nose, tears reminiscent on your face

- he lets you in and picks you up, speeding you to his bedroom

- he grabs you a big t-shirt and a pair of his boxers and tells you to shower or change before talking about it

- and then after that he does whatever you want

- sometimes he’ll comb your hair while you rant to him, or make you some tea on the kitchen island while you talk to him about what happened

- he’d totally sit you on the counter and cut up + feed you fruit and clean the juice from your chin. im sobbing

- 100% takes care of your stuffed animals

- he would love how you bond with his “kids”

- you and emmett would totally play horror games together

- emmett and you are this clip:

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxJdszrIKDCtmfnyVLdhVwf2sGqLcJ6NBU

- honestly either of you could be rhett/link and it would still make sense

- you lowkey make fun of edward ngl

- i feel like he plays games with you and emmett too and he sucks ass

- carlisle looses his shit when he hears you make a gooddamn good roast of him and you can hear him laughing from upstairs

- alice constantly tries to buy you clothes she thinks not only you, but also carlisle would like

- Rosalie would confide in you a lot

- tbh it took her a hot minute to warm up to you but when she saw how happy carlisle was with you she gave you a chance

- jasper loves you tbh

- he games w/ u and emmett and you guys kick ass in rocket league

- sometimes Carlisle will just stare at you for no reason

- you’ll catch him and he won’t break eye contact and you get all flustered and look away

- and proceed to look back to see him still staring

- “what’re you looking at?”

- “just you. :)”

- “okay but why”

- “youre beautiful.”

- “get a room!” ~ emmett

- reminds your to take ur medication

- after meeting your family, he’s always down to babysit with you or go to family reunions or vacations

- if it’s a sunny place he’ll just busy himself with work inside

- always liking ur instagram posts

- he always comments on them too

- just a simple “i love you” or “gorgeous🩷”

——— smut time

- respect and consent king

- wouldn’t dream of hurting you/degrading you ever

- he loves tits. sorry not sorry it’s true

- he’ll play w/ ur nipples and leave hickeys on ur boobs

- fucking looses it when you moan his name

- like, if you do that he’s giving you literally everything he has

- his fav position is missionary or when you ride him but you face him

- specifically if he’s sitting in his office chair and you get ontop of him and-

- makes your legs SHAKE

- he has his hands on your hips while you ride him bc that’s hot

- literally adores your body

- he couldn’t care less of your stomach pokes out or if you have love handles or stretch marks

- he loves you for you

- PRAISE

- this man loves to make you blush and he knows exactly how to do it in bed

- master at giving you head

- literally knows exactly what to do and how you like it done

- fucking dies when you ride his face

- like it’s not a thing that he wants he NEEDS it

- he pays attention to your body movements and how you react to certain things

- he’s the typa guy to get on his knees and eat you out

- tongue around ur clit and fingers inside you pumping in and out and moving around inside to touch your g-spot

[sugarcandydoll]

hi dolly I'm trying to enter my girly era and you clearly know a lot about it based on your aesthetic and stuff! I was wondering if you could give me some advice or tips on being more girly and hyper feminine?🩷

aww aww angel im so flattered omgg ♡🎀 but don't think im the perfect example of a girly girl cause im so messy n emotional n disorganized :(♡ but i do love pinky n glam fashion n aesthetics hehe so i can totally share some tips on that ♡👛 also pls pls remember there is no right way to be a girly girl ♡💞 those are just tips n advice from my own experience abt what makes me feel girly n happy hehe ♡👼🏼

🎀 Fashion

browse outfits on pinterest n make moodboards to find ur style hehe ♡ shein is also amazing for finding cute girly pieces for cheap!! i usually shop my pinky n barbiecore outfits from shein!! ♡ if u want inspo here is a link to my pinterest fashion board ♡ i love wearing crop tops, matching sets, cute dresses n skirts, white tights w heart patterns ♡ for my comfy n lazy day i go along with pink graphic sweatshirt w cute print on it like bambi or disney princess hehehe ♡ also get cute lingerie n pjs it's gonna make u feel like a lil princess ♡

🎀 Makeup

if ur into makeup, play with different look n choose whatever makes u feel the prettiest! ♡ my personal fav makeup look is a full face of makeup with frosty pink eyeshadow ♡ lots of white highlight on inner corners of eyes n nose tip ♡ black winged eyeliner ♡ white eyeliner on waterline ♡ cat eye faux lashes ♡ lots of blush, n too faced lip plumping gloss along with pinky lipstick hehe ♡ i also sometimes wear brown circle lenses to give that dolly look to my eyes ♡

🎀 Hair

pls pls take care of ur hair (it's smth i need to get better at cause i fried my hair w bleach) my fav hair care tip is too deep oil it w coconut oil ♡ choose a shampoo & conditioner that smells good n works for u ♡ if ur into dyeing ur hair play w colors hehe �� i personally loved a reddish brown and then later a light blonde on me ♡👸🏼💕 but now wanna switch things up cause blonde maintainance is getting too expensive n i feel bad wasting soo much of my dad's money on my hair :( so i might get back to like a caramel brown hehe ♡ i also love curling my hair n putting hair extensions n cute girly accessories like bows n pink barretes n huge pink scrunchies ♡

🎀 Nails

get ur nails n toes done often hehe ♡💅🏼 i love the whole salon experience of mani/pedi but since i don't work anymore n live w my parents i wanna be more frugal :(♡ so press ons are my bffs hehehe n i love putting press ons on my toes too hehe ♡ u can find a lot of cute press on nails on amazon n etsy ♡ i usually go for pink medium length nails either plain or w a cute pattern n rhinestones ♡ i sometimes love going with colors like red, baby blue, purple, n a leopard pattern too hehe ♡ my fav nail shape is coffin or stiletto ♡ but go along with whatever makes ur hands look pretty ♡🫶🏼💗

🎀 Accessories

get cute jewelery n accessories hehehe ♡🧁 i usually buy my cutesy pink jewelry from shein ♡ n i love carrying pink bags n purses ♡ my fav for school is definitely my victoria's secret's carry all pink tote hehehe ♡ i also love wearing rings n toe rings n anklets w little bells on it to jingle when i walk hehe ♡ also also i love getting a necklace w my fav fictional character's initial on it oops ♡ i also love wearing cute pink hair accessories like bows n barrettes n huge pink scrunchie ♡ or if i want my hair up i use a huge pink claw clip ♡

🎀 Smelling Good

perfumes n bodymists are the best hehehe ♡ explore different scents at shops n figure out what u like best!! ♡ my current favs are strawberry snowflakes by bbw & pure seduction shimmer mist by victoria's secret, & tease sugar fleur by victoria's secret ♡ usually go w super super sweet or fruity scents but u don't have to angel ♡🍰 florals n fresh scents are sooo cute too just go along w whatever feels the most you n the best in ur opinion hehe ♡

[smut-simp]

Hi! Can i ask for reader who instantly has a crush on one of the demon brothers once they introduce themselves? (that is if you do obey me hc's) ty and have a nice day!

Ok cool!

MC who has a crush on the Demon Bros HC

WARNING: Awkwardness, Asmo being Asmo, Beel being innocent, REALLY OOC, i think that's it?

A/N: Guys, this is my first time writing a headcanon for ANY fandom okay so if it's bad, ur just gonna have to deal with it 😭

Prologue: You have just come to the Devildom and the moment you laid eyes on him, you thought you would pass out, but instead, you said, "Ur cute asf". Dummy, How do they react?

W h a t

Did you just...

Yep, that's Lucifer's initial reaction before he finally snaps back to his normal self

Part of him is not surprised at all because y'know... He is THE avatar of pride himself

But another part of him is weirdly silent because, WE JUST MET, he doesn't even know you yet

"Hello Human. And thank you for the compliment."

He is literally screaming on the inside

He just met you

And another thing is that he cannot escape you at all

In private he asks Lucifer if he could assign someone else as your protector

of course he says no

now every time you're together, you openly flirt with him

"I am anything but cute. But, of course you would fall in love with THE GREAT MAMMON!"

He is shookith

How could you or ANYONE like a stinky otaku like him?

He isn't very fond of you at all.

he doesn't like anything about you.

until he finds out you cosplay

he does keep his distance

but one day you sneak into his room behind Solomon and hide behind something, ANYTHING

he finds you

"G-get out of m-my ROOM!"

Summons Lotan

Oh, you're dead.

He stares at you blankly for 0.5 seconds/awkward silence

why did you say that?

what gave you the motive?

were you talking to him?

I mean you are kinda cute but WHO CARES?

those are all of the questions he is thinking in his head

he also keeps his distance from you

he reads books to try and forget what you said

but he just CAN'T

so he opts to talking to you about it

"Hey, the first day you came, you thought I was cute? Why do you think that?"

"Well i think you're cute too, My love!"

y'know it's just asmo being asmo

he does take a liking to you and hangs out with you often like besties!

in your free time, you stay in his room and paint each other's nails

he honestly remembers and loves the day you called him cute

"(y/n), Remember the day you called me cute?"

"Oh, Thank You!"

that is exactly what Beel said before he ACTUALLY registered what you said

He didn't know what you said until Satan reminded him later on in the day

"Wasn't (y/n) really nice?"

"you did notice they called you cute right?"

"wait what? seriously"

"mhm"

"I like them even more now!"

"you're so innocent it scares me"

when you went back to the attic to confront him because he lied to you, you were smitten that you liked him.

"huh? you. like me?"

You ran back down the stairs after hearing what he wanted you to do

He sat there confused for the rest of the day

yawn "at least they're more determined to set me free, this attic is uncomfortable."

______________________________________________________________

[minquiec]

stupid jipunk highschool things

Mostly prior getting tgt cause they're so fxking dumb and ARHGGG

- there's this one time where jia went and did her nails as red and white for fun but secretly it was to match his hair and so she's like walking around school w her new nails and hb pulls up like 'omg love ur candy cane themed nails 😆😆' but the problem is it was the middle of like july. people around them were like r u deadass rn 🗿 and jia kicks him like 'U IDIOT 👹' CAUSE SHES EMBARRASSED HE PERCEIVED HER (she was gonna get embarrassed either way cause when it comes to him she acts a little unwise and silly) and so she like walks off and he's just ???? but afterwards someone probably spells it out for him 😮 ohhhh 😳🤯 cause he's so dumbwbdjwndnw and then later that night she probably posted a insta story w her nails showing AND ITS RLLY DUMB CAUSE SHE DEFINITELY POSTED IT TO LONDON BOY LIKE GIRL UR SO OBVIOUS ATP PLEASE but he probably sees it and starts being dumb and doing that thing where u kinda go insane in ur bedroom and screaming into ur elbow EITHER WAY THE BOTH OF THEM ARE DOING THAG CAUSE RHEYRE SO DUMB AND SO STUPID AND I HAGE THEM he probably took a screenshot

- speaking of her insta, reiterating the fact he probably stalks it, he does this thing where like he'd click on a post and then immediately throws it across his room cause akdnksjdja@)#!# so his phone has a shit ton of cracks in it I doNT CARE THIS SEEMS OOC IM ALLOWED TO MAKE SILLY CONTENT ABT HIM ITS WHAT HE DESERVES HE NEEDS TO BE SILLY SOMETIKES TOO

- they're that type of like couple u see in manga where it's really fuqqing obvious they have the worlds biggest fattest crush on each other to absolutely everyone and everything except for themselves because dumb teenage crushing which is so dumb and so stupid and they're so dumb and so stupid and I hate them so. muchj

- they're in the same class and he sits behind her unfortunately (or fortunately depending on how u look at it) so he's 90% always like sprawling across his desk or he's leaning reaaaally down his chair cause his lanky ass could reach her desk cause he's a little shid and always pestering her 😬 like if he's leaning forward he'd poke her with the back of his pen and if he's leaning back he'd be tapping on the leg of her chair cause he's so dumb and annoying and has such a big fat funking crush it's a little ridiculous at this point I hat e thhh em (x2)

- both of them are actually equally popular cause they don't rlly hang in cliques and are just nice to everyone but her version of nice is different from his version 😭❓❓ idk how to word it SHES LIKE A ☺️👌✨ NICE AND THEN HES JUST A 💥💥😆🔥🗣️🔇🔊🔇🔊🔇 NICE ??? he's a hypeman that's what he is

- there's literally no rhyme or reason for why she started liking him bc it's y'know that situation in highschool where ur literally minding ur business and then you see this one person in ur class too much and ur like okay no hang on. 🛑 but yea it's she literally went like "okay there's this guy in my class who's kinda loud okay whatever 😑" and then a week passes and she's like "omg he's so annoying isn't his face just so annoying like I hate the way I have to break my neck to talk to him omg I just never wanna talk to him again cause he's so annoying" and then flash forward again and this time she's like "ugh I hate his stupid ass stupid face stupid laugh stupid stupid stupid

wait.🧍

Like it's actually so dumb.

And the thing is he wasn't even initially trying to annoy anyone or whatever he's just like that but after he caught feels he started being the most intolerable idiot ever to her half on purpose half not

- actually going back on the 'everyone knows they have a crush except for themselves' thing I think at one point they probably did suspect the other also returned the feelings but they just never said anything cause awkward teenage shids

- so. So much of vague highschool flirt tactics it's dumb. Like it's the kind where like you ask to compare hand sizes or smth or otherwise it's she 'accidentally' squeezed too much hand lotion and smears some on his hand or buying extra snacks LIKE they're. Just so

So

So stupid I can't

They r just rlly silly and give me a lot of cuteness aggression and I kinda wanna squeeze them to death silly silly goofy teenage crushing argh

[puzzzlepieces]

𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙍𝙊𝘿𝙐𝘾𝙄𝙉𝙂… gabriela sanchez (she/her). gabriela is 30 YEARS OLD and has been at OBLITUS for FIVE YEARS. she works as a ARSENAL GUARD and lives in the RESIDENTIAL AREA. she's awfully DILLIGENT and AGGRESSIVE. heard ARMY DREAMERS BY KATE BUSH? then you've probably seen her.

HELLO !! i'm g, i'm 27 aka ancient and in the aest (forbidden) timezone. i literally havent rped or been on tumblr for 3 years and im so quirky for coming back for this rp!

i'm not a huge discord girly bc i feel that distracts me from rping and writing sometimes (adhd gworl here), but pls message me anytime!

anyways, in melissa barrera we trust our pro-palestine queen.

about gabriela:

originally came to oblitus in tow with her younger sister but ha ha we don't talk about that (her sister has since been k*lled by the creatures)

prev worked in quantico for a while, so she can definitely take care of herself

an older sister through and through. easily annoyed. protective. ever-changing moods etc etc

gabriela misses her sister like she misses her own heart (i know my sister like i know my own mind, she will choose her happiness over mine every time)

gabriela is VERY closed off and emotionally stunted bc she's terrified that if she shows any emotion then the creatures will appear and try to kill her or someone else (this is basically what happened to her sister one night during a heated argument)

i would like to say that gabriela is very morally good but lets be honest, she's quite morally grey.

final girl - esque vibes

if i had to compare her to anybody it would be... lexa (the 100), raven reyes (also the 100 lol), michonne (the walking dead) katniss everdeen (the hunger games), and kate austen (lost)

gabriela can seem quite closed off and un-fun but she really is just always On Guard, and Always Watching. she's 1000% who you'd want with you when shit goes down because she's extremely good at surviving and she's tough as nails

she can hold her own - both drinking wise and fighting wise. while she won't initiate anything or act out, she is definitely the kind of person who's always somewhat simmering under the surface

ALWAYS WATCHING

just misses her sister so bad tbh, her sister was her primary family and ya she definitely will never get over that trauma but o well baby!!

diplomatic but won't hesitate to speak up

nowadays she's pretty lowkey. mainly keeps to herself but is nice enough when you talk to her, won't be rude for no reason except if ur a MAN !! THEN DNI !!! jk kinda not really

very helpful and always willing to help out too, if u need help with anything i actually don't think gabriela will ever say no

is kinda resigned to the fact that oblitus is now her home and is mainly fine with that

prioritises keeping oblitus and its residences safe - so anyone who tries to fuck w the peace will be getting staunched by gabriela

idk what else to say lol

ill post wanted connections in a week or two, once i've properly fleshed out gabriela and gotten a vibe for her - but in the meantime, FEEL FREE TO ASSUME ANY CONNECTION !! im a fast replier and need to actually rp to rlly feel out my characters and understand them so thatll be my main goal, but pls feel free to mssg me ooc if this seems overwhelming JKFDNJKFNK

mwah love yall talk soon

ps i havent been on tumblr in literally 3 years so pls forgive me if i don't know the hippest ways to do styling and stuff dkjnfdnkjfn IM LEARNING I WILL GET IT SOON ur patience is so appreciated

[unproduciblesmackdown]

speaking of your coming of age movie that never happens & your narrative non-narratives, shoutout to the arcs that’d be supposedly “worse” lmfao like posts about people-pleasers being like “i’m in my villain era” when it’s just consciously prioritizing themselves at all / noting when boundaries for their own wellbeing are being trampled, and the like. wherein i’m like, well i like talking to people i suppose, i can do the hours of monologue at a wall for one mode, got chatterbox mode, funny guy theatrical mode, etc, but in actuality also, i do not like talking to people lmao. the “yeah, that’s me” movie ending with another voiceover while upbeat music plays & you’re cheerfully walking along in 0.75x speed through some picturesque arena filled with socializing people like =) putting on headphones, turning up the volume, ignoring everyone, dodging people according to the berth one wants to maintain,

[xiaosweetheart]

making out w xiao.

character: xiao <3

genre: nsfw

warnings: no prns used, afab reader; the hcs r like semi-nsfw, the drabble is Actual nsfw; u ride him ♡; a little cockwarming ???? in the beginning of the drabble; spit kink 🤕🤙 (literally just expect all my works involving xiao to include a spit kink srry y'all 💀), uyhhh this is more like. first time ish spit kink ?????? bc i wrote him a Leetol shy and reader didn't expect him to spit in their mouth so 🚶

a/n: i ii i i i iii i i ii i i ii i when he wjen when he he hwhen whenyou when; lazyass ending bc i worked on this longer than i should have i just wanna be done and post this; fun drinking game idea !! take a shot everytime i use italics or parentheses

         ↬ messy. so ruckinf messy pl4leaaaasdeee god (we'll get back to this)

         ↬ xiao is (incredibly) touch starved to say the least and initially he wasn't too big on any sort of physical affections

         ↬ but he warmed up to it w time 🙏🙏 and now. SHEHEEEEESHSHHH he loves to kiss u tbh — never in public tho, on the lips anyway; he doesn't have a problem w kissing ur forehead or the back of ur hand (he just isn't a fan of pda bc he's Easily flustered and is a violent blusher)

         ↬ okay now back to smoochin

         ↬ i think xiao is (more than) a little bit of a messy kisser. overall he's a v intense (animalistic) person and that doesnt stop at his kisses

         ↬ ofc they can be sweet and gentle (if ur the one in the lead or if he's feeling particularly sentimental 💀), but xiao just cant help but get carried away whenever he kisses u <//3

         ↬ he'll pull you like flush against his chest w one hand tangled in ur hair and the other wrapped around ur waist trapping keeping u in place

         ↬ xiao loves seeing how breathless and flushed u are whenever you pull away for air — but that just makes him want to kiss u even more; he just can't get enough of u <33

xiao was a much more physically intimate lover than you could have ever guessed, and your current situation only served to prove that. straddling his lap, with your arms around his neck, xiao had a borderline bruising grip on your hips, refusing to let you move or get any sort of friction. it frustrated you to no end how his cock sat unmoving and throbbing, painfully hard inside you, all while xiao busied himself with littering hickies and bite marks, and the occasional kiss, across your neck and shoulders.

"x–xiao!" you whined shakily, tugging at his hair, maybe a bit harsher than intended, but you were so fed up with his teasing! you didn't just want to be some little cocksleeve for him to toy with and use for his own amusement and at his leisure! pulling at his hair this time, xiao bit down particularly hard on the juncture between your neck and shoulders in attempt to cover up what would have been, what he would consider, a rather embarrassing moan.

not expecting him to bite down that hard, you were almost certain he drew blood, you let out a pitchy moan, and your hips jolted in his grasp. groaning into your shoulder, xiao released his grip on your hips in favor of cupping your face with both hands and pulling you in for a kiss.

it was tender and sweet for all of a moment, maybe. but it very quickly became desperate and sloppy when xiao nipped at your bottom lip a little harder than he should have — making you gasp into the kiss. xiao, as quick as ever, wasted no time slipping his tongue in your mouth while one hand made its way to the back of your head, tangling itself in your hair to keep you from from pulling away, while the other settled back on your hip; keeping you steady as you ground your hips down against his, thankful to finally get some sort of friction.

whimpering as xiao sucked on your tongue, you clung onto his biceps for support. digging your nails into his skin, your eyes flew open and you pulled back with a sharp squeal whenever he bit your fucking tongue!

"wh– what was that for?" you asked shakily, wiping the spit at the corners of your mouth off with the back of your hand.

"accident," he mumbled, eyes trailing down to where the two of you connected, the hand that was previously in your hair stroking up and down your side, sending shivers down your spine.

meeting your gaze once more, xiao's eyes were glazed over with an emotion you couldn't quite place — but you didn't get to think about it for very long before he was asking you to open your mouth. you hesitated for a moment before doing as he asked.

"stick out your tongue," he commanded softly, taking your jaw in one hand. obeying, you nearly reeled back in shock when xiao spit in your mouth. you couldn't even find the words to speak, you just stared at him dumbly with your mouth still hanging open. you could feel his dick twitch inside you and his face very quickly became flushed (it was almost cute, considering he was the one who just spit in your mouth).

snapping back to your senses, you tried to close your mouth to swallow his spit, but his grip on your jaw only tightened, forcing you to keep your mouth open and causing his spit, and your drool, to trickle out of your mouth and down your chin.

"don't," was all he said, but the glare accompanying his stern voice was enough to give you all sorts of butterflies and make your pussy clamp down around him — drawing out a deliciously sinful moan from the aforementioned man.

sticking his fingers in your mouth, xiao pressed down on your tongue, taking pleasure from the mess you were making and the embarrassed look on your face. feeling you cream around his cock and your hips wiggling around, desperate to get off, xiao actually chuckled at you (which only added to your embarrassment). whining and pulling at his hair, xiao pinched and pulled at your tongue with his index finger and thumb; further worsening your drool situation.

after he was done poking and prodding around in your mouth, he wiped his fingers off on your face, and you nearly cringed at the feeling. it was so fucking filthy ............ but fuck, you'd be lying if you said that wasn't what made it hot.

masterlist.

[lilevixen]

AOT Eating Out HeadCanons

Characters: Armin Arlert and Eren Jaeger

•*Warning- 18+ Content* Heavy sexual themes and mentions of oral sex (female receiving) and slight humiliation•

Armin Arlert

Please cuz Armin would absolutely LOVEEEE eating you out

He’s almost always the one to initiate it (once ya’ll get comfortable w each other ofc)

He sees it as getting to know the body that he loves so much even better, like a hands-on experiment of sorts that shows him what you like

And you know this boy is observant as FUCK so it doesn’t take him long to get in-tune with your body

Every little noise you make, every arch of your back or twitch of your thigh, he’s logging it in his brain for future reference

Like he’d change the pace and stiffness of his tongue on your clit with his slender fingers curled inside you, taking note of every minute change in your reactions.

“She really likes that, I should do that more”,“Ah she’s not really into that”, “Fuck she feels incredible clenched around my fingers like this, I’m definitely doing something right.”

And God does he LOVE your reactions

This man is literally in heaven between your legs, inner thighs glistening with arousal, your body a hot, trembling mess at the mercy of his touch

Knowing that he’s responsible for you feeling so good turns him on more than anything else

Like it REALLY turns him on you don’t understand

When he sees you start to shudder and your legs close around him-&-9-9 he LOSES it

He would 100% moan into you as he’s eating you out

Face shimmering with sweat, blonde strands of hair clinging to his flushed forehead as his glossy eyes drink in the sight of you

Your taste, your smell, your skin, the fact that you’re even letting him do this to you and that you were feeling so good bc of it-that’s all he needs for a hot rush of pleasure to reach his pulsating cock

He’ll grind his hips into the bed as he’s doing it to relieve the aching need for you swelling in his dick only to end up CUMMING just from eating you out

He probs cums like 75% of the time he eats u out

Sometimes he won’t even need to stimulate himself, just the sight of you sprawled before him, sweaty and writhing from what his unrelenting tongue is doing to you is enough to send him over the edge

You’re just so STUNNING

And be ready to hear that A LOT

He cannot stop praising you, in general, but especially while eating you out

“Fuck y/n how’d I get so lucky?” “mmm you look so good spread open like that” “You’re so beautiful babe”

His favorite position to eat you out is missionary just bc he likes having a good view of that pretty face of yours, but he also loves it when you ride his face hehe

Also be prepared for an occasional wandering tongue

He likes to tease your asshole a little sometimes just to hear you squeal lol

His head game is 12/10 trust



Eren Jaeger

Definitely doesn’t do it as much as Armin

Not bc he doesn’t like to

It’s just he can’t see your pussy oozing with your legs spread in anticipation WITHOUT wanting to fuck you silly, simple

That being said, he will do it on occasion when he REALLY wants to drive you insane

And when he does he’s so fucking sloppy with it

Like this man is spitting on it, slapping it, practically motorboating it-

Bruh like are you that wet or is that all just his saliva the world may never know

This man is full of the passion

When he’s doing something he does it with the entirety of his being, and this is no exception

He’s only satisfied when you are giving him the most intense reaction possible

And he will continue to assault you until he’s gotten the reaction he wants

And he’s such an asshole about it too lol

Like just to see how crazy you’ll go, he tells you to stay completely still and if you don’t he’ll stop. And he’ll only resume if you BEG

So he’ll be there holding you down by your hips, his nails biting into the soft flesh above your pelvis, alternating between having his tongue buried impossibly deep inside of you (boy’s got a long ass tongue) and sloppily lapping at ur clit, and when you start move your hips to meet his mouth, he’ll punish you by stopping

“I told you I’d stop and you’re still trying to rub your wet cunt into my face?”

��Tell me how desperate you are. Tell me how much you need me and I’ll continue”

He LOVES having that power over you

On the topic of him being an asshole, he’ll lowkey embarrass you by calling out how crazy you’re going for him

For example, when you start moaning and whining loudly, he’ll say some shit like:

“Why are you so noisy? Does it really feel that good?”

“If it was my dick fucking up that pretty pussy of yours the neighbors would swear you’re getting murdered”

Like sir you are doing the MOST what do you expect??

It does feed his ego tho

Oop and ANOTHER thing

It’s almost always his goal to make you squirt

He sees squirting as biological proof that he is capable of making you unravel in the most nasty, vulgar way possible.

And he likes seeing you all messy

After you finish he’ll stand back and admire you, marveling at how spent you were just from his fucking mouth alone

“Turn around. Let me get a good look at you”

He’ll just be there practically salivating at the sight of your ass in the air, thighs glossy with wetness gliding down your skin in fat, slimy streams

His cock is ready to burst at this point so just be prepared for a LONGGGG night

[wh0rephobic]

HELLOOO!! how ru doing my love????

SOOOO. william with a blood kink/knife kink, carving his initials into ur thigh to remind everyone who you belong to......😵‍💫😵‍💫

-🗝 >:)

YES! he’d def do it out of jealousy, too. like say you’re his employee and he’s watching all of these other people eye you up and down all day, leaning back to try and get a look up your skirt whenever you bend over, innocently flirting with you… he doesnt blame you, he blames them and william can only think of one way to get their eyes off of you.

so, at the end of the day when everyone else has left and you’re waiting for william to finish up his work, william brings it back up.

“so, work went well?”

“mhm!” you chirp, kicking your feet back and forth. “how about you?”

“oh, yeah, great… i loved watching a bunch of strangers check out my little pet.” he bites, you gasp.

“what?! william, i-!”

“oh, hush,” he grumbles. “i’m not mad at you, i’m mad at them… and i know just what to do to keep them away from you…”

you watch him dig through his desk and eventually pull out a switch blade. you gasp under your breath and william turns to see the fear in your eyes… oh, that look. that look on your face whenever you get scared is so precious, it makes his abdomen throb with arousal. you look like a small little bunny about to get devoured by its prey, and he loves it.

“if you’d let me carve my name into your thigh,” he suggests, “they’d always know who you belong to. don’t you think?”

you stare at the blade, contemplating your answer. “y-yes, they would.”

without any further discussion, william reaches down and pulls your legs over his lap, flipping up your skirt and leaning into your thighs to get the most precise cuts as he raises the blade to the soft of your skin. you gulp.

he pricks you. you jump when you gasp and he looks up to glare at you as to say sit still. you whimper. he continues, carving in the first line of the W and making you sweat, involuntarily starting to shake when he moves onto the second line. you grip onto his shoulder and he pins your shaking legs down, hiding his evil grin from you as he watches the blood drip from your skin, licking his lips while he listens to your quiet whimpers… the next line. you sound so pretty, so helpless as you dig your nails into the sleeve of his expensive shirt… you could make him drool. he finishes the W, moving on to the first line of the A, making you cry out again.

“ah! w-william, it hurts… please-!” you whimper, shaking violently in his tight grip.

“shh, sh-sh-shh doll… just sit still, i’m almost done,”

[candysweetposts]

I made a short chapter about this. It's very experimental and I'm not sure if anyone gets why I did, but here it is anyway. Oh, and this was written with different fonts and here there aren't many so I used italic instead of what I originally had (Courier New).

11 am, Rawell South, 3rd of July 3022

The weather is stable. Tomorrow I will head to the “Parts & Crafts” to upgrade my voice box. I keep hearing glitches every time I try to speak. Like “nails on the chalkboard”. But nothing stops me from working. Sometimes it is helpful because it makes my target confused and this way, it will let the guard down. 

Today I meet an android who seems agitated. It acted almost human. Strange. I thought we could not do that. It must’ve been one of those prototypes. I checked and saw the first initials, “SAP”= “Sourced Asset Prototype”. This means that they want to make more who have more human features. But it’s useless. We don’t want that… LOW BATTERY! PLEASE CHARGE! LOW BATTERY! PLEASE CHARGE! SHUTTING DOWN!

5 pm, Rawell South, 4th of July 3022

The weather is stable. I got a new gig. 

Target name: GYO200344111000

Location: Prime Club

Personal note: -Just fucking get rid of him- 

I often encounter clients who don’t have a reason for targeting, but this one… makes me uneasy. I don’t care as long as I get paid. 

I���m heading to the location. Tall building, approximately 70 meters tall, and pretty populated. Nothing unusual, only androids and a few humans looking like they enjoy themselves. The music is loud, but I don’t mind it. The sound is actually relaxing. The techno genre it’s at its peak this year. But I cannot get distracted. I enter the building. I look to my left and then to my right but no sign of this GYO20. In front of me, there is a bar serving liquids that emulates alcohol. I don’t understand why would anyone drink something like that. SO DISGUSTING! But regardless, I take a seat and check some more. Nothing. I suspect this was a scam. But I decided to wait some more. Nothing. I wait and check some more. Nothing. I check the outside of the building, upstairs, and on the roof. Nothing. I get back to the bar and sit. NOTHING! THERE IS NOTHING… ERROR 500!

SYSTEM RESTART! WELCOME BACK!

“Hi! Are you alone?” A voice said then he turned his head just to see a blonde lady smiling at him.

“H­—uh?” WARNING! OVERHEATING!

“Uh, sorry! I didn’t mean to offend you. But you really got my attention for some reason” she said flipping her hair over the ear.

“N-no! I do not fe—el anything like that n—ow” STABILIZING SYSTEM!

“Oh, that’s good then. What do you have there?” she points at the helmet placed on the bar.

“Uh…It’s j—sut a helmet. It’s very h—elpful especially at w—ork”

“Can I have a look?”

“S—ure.”

10 pm, Rawell South, 4th of July 3022

There are signs of rain. I just encountered this very strange android. Second one this week. Strange. It’s a female-looking one. Not so tall, approx. 165 cm, blonde hair, blue eyes and it’s wearing “civilian” outfit made from an oversized red shirt with plaid that is torn here and there, a black dress and black boots. It also wears a collar that I suspect it's not just actually an accessory. I tried to search it the database but nothing about this model. Its said that I got its attention somehow but I suspect it’s something else. Its is looking very intrigued at my helmet for some reason, like a child. It’s very interesting to say the least. I noticed that the ring lights from my irises overheat when I look at it. It’s probably because I’m hyper analyze it. It’s just so… human. The way its acts and speaks, like a real woman from movies.

“Do you drink?” she asks all of the sudden.

“Huh? N—o. I d—on’t”

“Aww, too bad” then she turns to the bartender “One H.F. please”

“Alright” says the bartender.

I watched how the drink was prepared. Nothing exceptional about the drink itself but still, this simple process looked so interesting. The way its adds the different liquids… like a chemical experiment

“Here’s your drink”

“Thank you” she says and then takes a sip. “I never asked for your name”

“It’s— DAI02”

“Mine is ALX34 but you can call me Alex”

“A—lright, Alex” NAME ADDED TO THE PROFILE!

“So, you said something about work. What to you work?” she comes closer.

“I’m j—ust a pri—vate as—sas—sin. Pe—ople hire m—e to get rid o—f “trash”. The h—elmet has a bu—ild in system that he—lps me w—ith that. Plus, it hid—es my face in ca—se I fa—il”

“And did you ever failed?” she playfully said.

“N—o”

“That’s good” Alex adds with the same playfulness. “By the way, when are you going to fix that voice box of yours. It’s sooo annoying”

“H—uh! Uh… t—oday” THE TEMPERATURE HAS RISEN!

“Oh… you don’t mean “Crafts & Parts”, no?”

“Th—is is actually t—he place I— was going t—o. W—hy?”

“Nothing, nothing. Good luck!” Alex said in a mocking way.

“Is th—ere somethi—ng wrong wi—th that pla—ce?”

“Duh, it’s place used to find deviants. Idiot!”

“How did you know I was…”

“It’s obvious”

“That d—oesn’t answer th—e quest—ion”

“I mean, no mater how nice you try to dress I can tell for sure. First, you look very unstable. Second, you look old”

“O——ld!?” OVERHEATING! “Haa...” STABILIZING! “S—o, where sh—ould I g—o then?”

“You look right at it. I’m a master engenier” she said very proud.

“R—ight”

“You don’t believe me? Try me. This is very easy. I can do it right here if you want” said started searching her packets.

“Maybe n—ot h—ere”

“Alright. Then let’s go to my secret lab”

“Se—cret l—ab?”

“Yep”

I often wondered how H&C finds us so easily and now that I know they’re everywhere I have to be more cautious. This Alex doesn’t look trustworthy either but it’s about choosing the least bad since there are not good paths here. Alex continued explaining how they managed to infiltrate here. From stores, restaurants, houses and even public institutions, they’re everywhere. Even in such an isolated place like Rawell, you can’t hide. And him, the man behind all of this. Why does he do that? What he could possibly get? All often questions with no answers because humans are such shady creatures. You can never know when they’ll going to turn their back on you. Selfish... When I’ll find him… I’ll crush him.

Alex finished its drink. Finally, we can go”

“Oh my! I love this song! Let’s dance!” she said and then started dragging DAI02 to the dancefloor.

“B—ut I— don’t know h—ow to d—ance”

“You don’t need to know. Just move your body however you feel like” she said and then started to dance.

“O—k”

“I never danced before. Nor do I understand why people do this. It’s so strange the way people move in a rhythm almost hypnotized. And there’s Alex looking like the ocean waves, moved by the wind and creating this harmony around it. No amount of words can describe this image. I could sate at it forever. And ever. Alex grabs my hands and we start moving together. What is happening to me? Is this even real? I seem like something is controlling me? Does music do that? We danced and danced until I forgot why I came there in the first place. Forget the gig, I want to “feel” more of this.”

-TRANSMISSION ENDED

[nxtsnw]

Hello there since I noticed that your requests are open may I please have a headcannon for Mikey,Baji, Chifyuu taking care of their S/O younger sibling? Thank you and have a great day 💖

n.a.: aw yesyes ofc, this is my first request, I'm sorry if it won't be alright-. Also thank you for asking and have a good day/night too<3

genre: fluff

warnings: no one

Tokyo revengers with your younger sibling

Mikey (w ur little brother)

- he would be afraid of having to stay alone with your sibling.

- after you leave, it would be up to your sibling to make the first move.

- "I'm hungry" he says, but Mickey replies with something like "me too💀"

- he understands that Mickey wouldn't cook, so he starts pulling things out for a snack.

- "Do you think you can help us or not?". Hearing this Mickey pouts and helps him.

- while they are having a snack, he begins to ask question to Mickey.

- "but then you would be able to protect my big sister?"

- "pf obvious"

- "it doesn't seem like it ...."

- so Mickey shows him some simple karate moves. And that's where the spark in his eyes lights up.

- he force him to teach him something 😭

- so began the training for the team "we have to protect Y/N !!!"

- at the first he wants to challenge Mickey - but he manages to change the challenge into a simple pillow fight.

- even if he absolutely wants to win, he would lose on purpose (but after making him sweat enough)

- "so? Am I strong enough to protect my y / n?"

- "YOURS Y / N?" he yells at him before starting the pillow fight again.

- he would get tired after an hour and Mickey would take them to sleep.

- "Mh yes, you are very strong to protect y / n but I recommend not to make her feel bad"

- " I would never do that"

- you'd find Mickey on the sofa waiting for you <3

Baji Kaisuke (w your little sister)

- he pretended not to want to meet she (he was always complaining) but in reality he couldn't wait.

- as soon as you left he sat with she in the bedroom and started doing some kind of interrogation, he absolutely wanted to know what you thought of him.

- your sibling isn't stupid, so she asked for something in return. She wanted to dress Baji as a princess.

- initially, he was against it, but then curiosity took over...

- she started with clothes. She stole a dress from your closet and, even though it was a little tight, put it on him.

- she painted his nails and put red lipstick on.

- she even gave him a beautiful hairstyle !!

- when she finished, however, she were too tired that she fell asleep on the sofa, near Baji.

- Baji wanted to wake her up to understand what you thought of him, but he didn't do it because he liked her and wanted to let her rest.

- "y/n wants to marry you" was the only sentence the sibling said while sleeping;)

- Baji blushed all of a sudden ...and in that moment you came back.

- the scene you saw was amazing:

Baji still dressed as a "princess" and red in the face next to your sister asleep on the sofa.

Chifuyu Matsuno (w your siblings)

- happy to be able to take care of your younger siblings.

- they would force Chifuyu to take them to the park

- at the first he was afraid so he would write a message to know if he could go.

- after you gave him permission, he took your brothers by the hand and led them to the park near your house.

- during the whole journey he started to tell him stories, and in return they told him funny curiosities about you 😭

- he told to them about his pet shop dream! And he would promise them that he would let them work with him.

- he hoped to be able to rest at the park, but they immediately started running around.

- he had to get on the inflatables with them..

- when you get home you'll see them playing with toy guns or other games

- they would all be very tired after that day.

- your siblings would come up against you yelling "y/n !! Chifuyu is okay! You can marry him" and after that they would collapse next to you.

- you would look at Chifuyu embarrassed, and he would smile at you raising his thumb.

- you'll put your siblings to sleep in the room and when you return to the living room you would see Chifuyu asleep on the sofa.

- pls let him sleep, that man deserves a break🧍

Hope you like it<3

[cornfarm]

h, w, and x with kokomi? also i love ur writing sm

YESS TERUHASHI REQUEST IVE BEEN WAITING!! and thank you!! :D

i'm writing these under the pretense that y/n is fem (gender neutral) because i do not like teruhashi x men hope u can understand <3

this is part of an alphabet event! click here to view!

H onesty - Do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? Or do they share everything?

one of the many reasons why she likes you so much is that you adore both her pretty perfect girl act, as well as how she behaves by herself. she doesn't have to hide anything from you, and you love her the same. you make her feel accepted and comfortable even in her uglier moments, and still see her as the pretty, perfect girl she aims to be.

that being said, it'll definitely take time for her to become more open about her inner thoughts. for example, she might phrase her dislike for kids as a humble "i just don't think i'm very good with them." but as time goes on in your relationship, she'll rephrase it as a more blunt "i don't like how sticky they are". its stuff like that.

she's not really lying to you, she's just dipping her toes in the water to see how much of her inner thoughts she can share. once you two have been dating for a while, she'll be a bit more upfront about her inner thoughts. she'll only share them with you in private, but she's less worried about appearances.

she doesn't really have many big secrets, a lot of the stuff she keeps secret is just her internal dialog. she does tell you everything though- you're the first person she rushes to tell whenever something happens. lots of gossip and "did you hear?"'s.

W ild Card - A random Fluff Headcanon.

teruhashi writes poetry about you. she'll be humiliated if you ever read it, but she writes poetry about you so frequently she could make it a book. she sits in class smiling softly to herself as she takes out a sheet of paper and begins composing something. here, i'll try to recreate it:

y/n,

oh how the stars fall from your eyes,

tears that weep for me alone, you are undoubtedly,

wholly my own, within my heart and my soul,

i wait with my arms open to welcome you back,

back to the place we both call home

i don't write poetry so you'll have to forgive me but you get the idea. it's very sweet of her.

she also has a picture of you two together as her phone wallpaper, and a polaroid in her phone case.

speaking of how she smiles softly to herself, she's perpetually brighter and shinier than ever. she's always so overjoyed to be so in love with you that she's somehow even more angelic than she usually is. she says that you're the lucky one, but deep down she wonders how she scored someone as lovely as you.

X OXO - Are they very affectionate? Do they love to kiss and cuddle?

she's very affectionate, but she's a bit shy at first, so expect a lot of tentative glances and brushes as both of you are trying to find the right moment. she likes to wrap her arm around your forearm when you go out together, but she adores holding hands too. her hands are always soft, and of course her nails are always clean and taken care of. she's not too shy about pda, and wont mind if you give her a big smooch.

likewise, once she's a bit less shy, she'll always pepper little kisses onto your face. whenever she initiates physical contact and you get really flustered, her heart just explodes.

at school she's a little bit more reserved, just because she's so frequently absorbed with her fans classmates, but you bet she'll lean in to kiss you behind the bleachers during gym, or in the girls bathroom during breaks.

whenever you spend time at either of your houses, preferably yours, she'll snuggle up to you, her head on your lap or between your shoulder and neck. she likes laying face to face with you the best.

she'll want to do your makeup because she wants to show off how good she is at it. you two are literally this picture:

[gotham]

Give us your review of The Batman please 🙏

spoilers under cut:

i really loved this movie. i was that loser grinning at the screen simply bc i was having such a good time. for a film that leaned so heavily into the grimness of gotham and the darkness of these characters, it didn't feel pessimistic or bleak in fact it was funny as hell at times. i'm so glad reeves was given the time and freedom to really perfect what he wanted bc you can see the time and care put into this film on every level and the results speak for themselves. gotham as a place seemed so present and fully formed, and reeves rly used it to its full advantage. god, that first "batman" scene of the criminals seeing the shadows and alleys where batman might be THAT'S GOTHAM BABY!!

what struck me most was how unashamed of the source material it was; this was a noir detective comic book film and it loved that it was. bruce's narration was both right out of a panel and from those old hollywood and 70's detective stories. it could so easily have felt like a parody but it did it so /well/ that it never did. having it almost completely be from bruce's perspective was great too, bc it not only added to that comic book feel, but you had this voyeuristic view point of the whole thing, which fitted in with the batman/riddler character parallels (LOVED that you initially didn't know whose POV the first shot was bc it could so easily be batman or riddler, as batman has a similar shot later on).

speaking of detective stories; FINALLY WE HAVE A BATMAN BEING A DETECTIVE!! i said in my wants for this film post that this was rly important to me and they nailed it NAILED IT! i was so invested in the riddler's case and the riddles he was leaving, i tell u i wanted to know who the rat was more than i wanted my next breath i love that shit. we really saw him using the full range of his detective skills, seeing and picking up on things that others wouldn't, and i loved how he worked w/ gordon. and it wasn't just a case, it was deeply tied to bruce as a character and his personal journey of realising actually my parents were just people and holding them on this pedestal that paralyses me is probably not a good thing.

riddler was everything, paul dano can do no wrong in my eyes and his "pathetic little slim boy wanting treats but instead gets beat" deal is my jam and worked so well here. when there's a character who is straight up bonkers, it's hard to find proper grounding without just seeming cringe/ tryhard but he really made this character seem like someone who could exist but you really hope doesn't (omg his "thanks to all my followers like and subscribe for more riddle content" bit at the end had me in stitches). you know i'm always down for a deluded villain who thinks he and the hero are bffs and has a full meltdown when proven otherwise. again, i'm just really pleased with how he was used to tie in w/ bruce's character, acting as a mirror to show bruce what he doesn't want to be (but so easily could be).

catwoman was great zoe killed it she really knew when to camp up the sexy and when to play it straight. i was pleasantly surprised that her "i'm playing her bi" comment wasn't just hollow bait but was literally in the film. idk how else you could take her calling her ""roomate"" baby all the time. her and bruce's little romance was cute and though it's not really what i'm interested it, i did like both of them letting the other in just a little (bruce leaning into her at the end 🥺)

ok this is getting long so some little things:

- my sweet cockney alfred 💗 i'm sorry u got letter bombed and when u woke up ur boss son was immediately berating u but at least you got him to hold ur hand, that was a big step for him.

-my sweet baby bruce, my awful socially incompetent boy. he was all i wanted him to be. what else can i do but sigh dreamily at his greasy too long hair, bloodshot eyes and hunched shoulders?

- penguin was so funny farrell was insanely good i was not expecting to i enjoy him this much. crazy how one film had two actors schooling jared leto how it's done for two different roles of his, but this is how u use prosthetics to aid a character. the interrogation scene with batman and gordon? him mocking their spanish then waddling like a penguin bc they left his feet tie? magic

- the only thing i aggressively DISLIKED in this film was that god damn wretched joker, i'm sorry, Unseen Arkham Inmate, scene. it was embarrassing, completely took me out the film, and i hope we never see him again. yes, i'm judging the performance on that small snippet but it was bad; the performance was bad, the lines were bad, his hair was bad, and i dont like that creepy kid playing him. riddler's already done the best "cat and mouse, look how we compliment each other we're the same u and i" plot in this verse, you can't do better than that. batman's only got the most iconic rogues gallery of all time, pick literally anyone else.

- the camera contact lenses were cool

[wonderland-in-bloom]

the boys’ dream dates pt.2

@meiriethedreamer​ asked: Could you do hc's for each character's dream date?

part two cuz the first post would’ve been a little too long :))

♡

scarabia

kalim al-asim

honestly, this might be the most generic thing ever, but magic carpet rides

but he’ll show you A WHOLE NEW WORLD in an ARABIAN NIGHT ok i’ll stop

but he’ll be so happy to take you around in one and just take you to see different places

or ya know if he’s that bored he’ll just fly around the dorm with the carpet

honestly i’d think he’d purposely steer the carpet a little bit fast or reckless so you’d feel a little bit scared and just cling onto him the whole ride

like you’d close your eyes and just wrap your arms around his torso and squeeze tightly and honestly he’d be happy with that

he’d teach you how to steer it one day, but for now, he’s just content with you hugging him 

jamil viper

i feel like late night rant sessions would be his ideal date as weird as it sounds

eating cereal in the early morning woop woop

i feel like he’d just enjoy unwinding from a tiring day of dealing w/ kalim and be able to be so vulnerable around you and acc be a human being who doesn’t need to care abt responsibilities or behavior, etc. 

he’d probs break down in front of you at times and i feel like you’d just be there to comfort him and tell him everything will be okay and you’d just hug it out

trash talk about other dorms lol

either its angst hours or just goofy af hours

like y’all can be sobbing a whole ocean or laughing ur asses off ‘till your stomach hurts and there’s no in between

pomefiore

vil schoenheit

SPA DAYS!

he’d just take you out to a super duper fancy af spa and just relax there together

or just have a casual spa day back in the pomefiore dorms

matching face masks and nail polish!

you’d take turns pampering each other honestly

also doing each other’s hair and makeup before going out to dinner together would be something vil really enjoys!

BRAIDING EACH OTHER’S HAIR TOO!!!

vil would love the compliments he gets from the other students but he’d just be so smug and brag to everyone that you did his makeup and how amazing you look too <3

epel felmier

i feel like he’ll take you out hiking and explore nature 

you’d def climb trees together and just see the different sights from tall trees

one time you weren’t so careful climbing down a tree cuz you wanted to show off to epel how you could jump down a tree and be cool like him, but it turns out you fell and scraped your knee

i feel like he’ll panic a lot and just try his best to treat your wound

LITTLE BBY KISSES IT and be like “there, that’ll make it heal quicker”

and thus not only your knee was aching, but also your heart ;-;

rook hunt

SO HE LIKES THEATRE HMMM, so he’d take you out to countless plays!

from street acts to high-class super duper fancy plays in those fancy looking theaters

you notice the glint in his eyes every time he watches a play, even if it’s just something small, and you find that adorable

he’d just recite different lines from the play you two watched that day and just reenact scenes with you

if you both go the extra mile, you both just reenact the whole play and make it super lovey dovey and adorable

(he would force the other pomefiore students to come watch and honestly you felt like losing your cool but once you met rook’s eyes and saw his burning passion, you didn’t even feel flustered or scared anymore)

ignihyde

idia shroud

GAME NIGHTS IS DEFINITELY HIS IDEAL, DREAM DATE!

just staying in his room with you and playing different types of games

from rhythm games on both your phones to shooting games on a gaming console

super duper competitive

you actually beat him in shooting game a couple of times and this did not sit well with idia

so he decided to distract you in the middle of the game by pecking your lips

YOU WERE FLUSTERED OF COURSE AND YOU LOST

and thus the war of ‘distracting-each-other-with-small-but-cute-acts-so-they’ll-lose-the-game’ began

diasomnia 

malleus draconia 

i think he’s just a soft and misunderstood bby who just wants to spend some quality time with you and i think just lounging around in his room while reading books is something he enjoys A LOT

just each of you with a book on the bed and you’re just resting your head against his chest while reading and he’s playing with your hair AAAAAA (a♕-chan is getting flustered cuz malleus is bby aaaa) 

or ya know he’d just enjoy hearing your stories or just how your day went

in return he’d also tell you countless stories

i feel like he’d be very open around you since a lot of people don’t approach him, he just wants someone to vent to and be open with (ya know who won’t bully him like lilia) 

just floofy af moments with lots of PDA, hugs, kisses aaaaa

lilia vanrouge

honestly he’s just a mystery and it’s a mystery what his dream date with you would be like, but i have no idea why a game of hide and seek is something he’d love to do with you

from hide and seek in the diasomnia dorm to the whole freaking school

you both definitely got caught by riddle hiding in the heartslabyul gardens more than once

you two would go even as far as ‘borrowing’ kalim’s magic carpets and use it to hide and/or run away

you two would just be really childish and it’s adorable :)) 

silver

so i don’t really know a lot about silver yet but i feel like he’s that type of boy who looks so flat and like a whole kuudere on the outside but he has a soft spot on the inside for animals

like one day you were in the heartslabyul gardens enjoying tea with riddle when all of a sudden ace and deuce come screaming because the hedgehogs ran away 

you expected silver to have no reaction but he picked a couple up and he snuggled them close to his chest (and you died at this)

and so you took the initiative to surprise him any chance you get with any small, cute and fluffy animal you can find 

of course malleus wouldn’t allow animals in the dorm, so you just borrowed kalim’s many pets to play with for a day or two

so he’d just love to spend time with you and animals, cuz you’re both small and adorable :))

sebek zigvolt

I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I THINK SEBEK’S IDEAL DATE WITH YOU IS JUST THE BOTH OF YOU DOING SPORTS TOGETHER

i feel like you’d both be super duper competitive but then once you get tired, you just basically give up

at first sebek teases you of course but then he’d probably be super duper tsundere-like and actually help you and keep up with your pace

i feel like you two would go on morning runs together a lot

when you’re tired (and still drowsy cuz he insists you run at 6-am) he’ll just carry you on his back and you’d actually fall asleep with your hands around his chest

suddenly you’d wake up in his room and he’ll probably tease you a lot, but he really appreciates the fact that you’re able to put up with him and actually go running together 

♡

IM DONE!!! idk if i got the charas’ personalities right or what they like/don’t like right but oh whale i think it’s cute. hope y’all enjoy :))

- a♕