#*get’s hit with a frying pan*

[mossyscavern]

A leather book with a single poem.

Candlebrace shipping au re-write

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‘Crap, that was too close.’

Sam thought, out of breath as he looks around the corner from the hallway. ‘Does she ever give up?’ Sam wondered as he stared at the hallway he just came from before sighing in relief. “Apparently she does.”

Sam said quietly, looking around yet another hall he entered. ‘Jeez, how many hallways, stairs and doors do these people have?’ Sam wondered after he turned to see a dead end with an empty pedestal.

He sighed in frustration, turned to leave before spotting something hidden behind the empty pedestal, dragging his full attention.

His curiosity got the better of him as he approached and crouched towards the pedestal. He picked it up to look at it better and hummed in interest.

As a bookworm, he’ll read anything that catches his interest… but if the book ended up being either too much or its not as good as he hoped, he’ll stop.

The book’s leather has a cover picture of a silver hand, holding a silver skull, but not a cover title. ‘… so weird- blank?!’ Sam thought in confusion, flipping through the pages only to still see blank... all but one

The page looked normal enough and Sam does like poems, after looking around one last time, Sam decided to read it.

“With this flame, it’ll keep you safe.

From the darkest minds, you’ll be clear of hate.

With a pure heart and a loving embrace, death’s kiss is what awaits?”

Sam tilted his head while blinking at the page, confused by the words in front of him. ‘If this is a love poem, then it’s the most morbid I’ve ever read.’ He thought, shaking his head and reads the next verse.

“Only a pure candle can hold his flame, just turn around and say his name.

With a bunch of flying feathers at their pace, Tomothy weaver was his name.

Died at an early age of 8, now 23 out of the angels gate.”

While reading the second verse, Sam both felt bad and confused reading that line. Sad at the thought he died very young but confused at the age he is now. ‘How can he be 23 when he died at the age of 8?’

He wondered before shivering as he felt a chill crawl up his spine, he gulped, feeling anxious about reading the next verse... but still read it nonetheless.

“Reading this book with pages blank, he’ll find you at his own pace.

Disguised a Raven as you read this page, he’s now standing in your space?!”

Sam screamed at the last bit, turned around quickly to see at least something odd he never saw before… but found nothing. Feeling frightened he turned back towards the book and sighed a shaky breath, not feeling as confident as he read out loud one last time.

“Y-you’ll know he’s here when you say his name,

T-Tomothy weaver’s found you… cause you said the Angel’s name.”

Sam’s eyes widened, the book slipped out of his grasp as he realised what he had done. ‘I read that out loud… which meant-.’ He thought turning around and almost screamed.

A 23 year old boy wearing a crown made of flowers and rib bones is in front of him.. staring at him with white void eyes. Sam couldn’t move. His feet stayed in place, even if he wanted to he can’t... plus he’s cornered and leaning backwards against the pedestal.

“H-hi..?” He greeted, a little awkwardly but still a greeting. The boy, he assumes is ‘Tomothy’ looks down at the book behind him.

Looked back up, then down, then back up again staring directly at Sam. “You read… my book..?” He asked, tilting his head.

Sam’s thoughts screamed to run! Get out as fast as you can! But he’s cornered and the only way out is behind Tom.

The redhead swallows, not really having a choice but to answer him. “Y-yes.” He told him, nodding his head. “I shouldn’t have done that if it made you up- mmh?!.”

Sam squeaked, eyes wide and completely off guard by the gesture.

This Tomothy person has his hands holding his head, cold lips on his own… and he’s panicking, a lot. ‘What the hell, what the hell. What. The. Hell.” He thought.

“Thank you! Thank you so much!” He said after parting. He let go of Sam’s face and ran off, turning into a murder of crows as Sam stands there in shock.

“I-… what did-.” He was about to ask before feeling drowsy, his sight going a bit fuzzy as his legs wobbled before his vision succumbed to darkness.

And all Sam had heard. Was the call of a raven.

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Ok, I’ve finally finished reading-writing the whole thing.

That last one I did for a mutual didn’t really… fit so well.. especially at the beginning. *dying inside of cringe*

But yeah, @chronicalchaos’ au is called the RE village au, just… don’t try to find it in tags you’ll see a lot of stuff relating to RE village as other au’s

Or do if that’s what you want.. I’m not stopping you.

[crystallizsch]

i know i drew yuusha as rapunzel briefly for @cheerleaderman’s fairytale au but have we considered:

i refuse to elaborate any further

[queerasian]

nothing you ever see about succession will prepare you for the way jeremy strong’s acting will gradually then irrevocably grab hold of your heart and soul and evoke emotions in you that you didn’t even know were there

[doctordoombignaturals]

Weezer but evil or something

[toxooz]

naw whos the crusty ass bitch who thinks its cute to take my ocs cause what is this

[freindsssssss]

Death note is painful to watch because everyone is just constantly fumbling. Light had a gothic model who's obsessed with him on one arm and an emo twink on the other but apparently having a god complex is more important than being bisexual these days. Misa had a 7 ft tall demigod with bat wings who was willing to die for her and she STILL went for Evil Male Manipulator #1.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

anyone else in the eat-soup-from-the-pot gang

[asher312]

My lil sunshine

(Okay,so i was just- RAPUNZEL IS WILL

I cant unsee it

[m33t-m1k0t0]

hi aiura i think youre so so so cool and your predictions are always so accurate i love you im a #hugefan

my newest prediction is that we get married in the next 24 hours <3

[sysig]

By the skin of your teeth (Patreon)

[misiahasahardname]

genderbent usagi? that's usagirl to you....

[seong-r]

Taehoon seong as your boyfriend (bf getting beat with a frying pan insert, ft.piano)

Taehoon walked in front of you, hands in his pockets. You donned his green bomber jacket, feeling the chill of the air on your skin.

"My bike is around the corner." Taehoon turned to look at you. "We'll ride it to the arcade."

He didn't ask if you wanted to go or not. He knew you'd follow him anywhere. Earlier that day, your teacher had called for you after class.

"You're our top student, desperate/loser." He smiled at you. "Could you try and help your classmate turn his grades around? For extra credit?"

You hadn't bothered to ask which classmate it was, and replied simply. "Yes, sir." Extra credit was extra credit. The deal was, raise the target students grades to a passing level, and you would get extra credit/a letter of reccomendation to your choice college.

When you found out it was seong taehoon you had to tutor, you were simply mortified. He shot down every attempt you made to tutor him. He offered to get you lunch unexpectedly, and when you asked what you'd be eating, he replied: "a knuckle sandwich."

You decided to follow him around after school, bag full of books, and when he called you a stalker, you didn't deny it. "A stalker who wants you to get good grades, heart emoji."

"Did you just SAY heart emoji?" He made a face at you. Or so you assumed, it was hard to tell when he didn't have visible eyebrows.

But alas, you carried on in trying to get your extra credit. So now you were on the back of his bike, arms wrapped around his shoulders.

"riding around free, its so nice." He seemed to be zoning out. "Thank god theres no frying pans flying around"

"argh" a flying frying pan hit him from the side. The bike toppled over and you floated to the ground, golden y/n hair splayed across the ground.

More frying pans flew in, seemingly sentient. "Argh, ow, flying frying pans." Taehoon flopped around as the frying pans hit him, denting themselves.

Taehoon grabbed a frying pan midair and began to duel with the leader frying pan. The frying pan introduced itself. "I am

YOSUKATA Carbon Steel Wok Pan – 13,5 “ Stir Fry Pans - Chinese Wok with Flat Bottom Pow Wok "

"I dont speak english, bitch!" Taehoon hit the frying pan with all his might. Yosukata screeched. "Hitting me with my own child!? Shes just a baby!"

"Yeah, well babies are ugly." Taehoon kicked the frying pan away, and squared up with his bare hands-i mean feet. "So she probably deserved that."

Suddenly, a piano fell from the sky, killing Gayhoon. The frying pans floated away, having fulfilled their destiny. You sat in shock.

Taehoon was dead. You walked slowly to his body, and grabbed his hand carefully. Then, you lifted his whole arm and slipped his backpack off him. Sitting cross legged, you filled out all his homework.

"There. Now ill get my extra credit."

The end.

[robinsnest2111]

randy must've had the most stubborn and painful headache at the end of the movie after spending that entire day either close to tears or actively crying lmao

[gothsuguru]

might actually write the tangled!au of rapunzel!suguru & flynn ryder!reader OR i might make the samurai!geto fic more sillier than i had originally planned 😭 i may do that actually hmm……… basically i need suguru to Bonk reader on the head regardless of what au it is

[dandyshucks]

prayer circle that I receive some sort of copy of pkmn su/mo from my family in 8 days so that i can run around alola and see my beloved 🙏🙏🙏

[cobra-creampuff]

What the heck is going on? What are you reading/watching? Is everything okay?

I made a headcanony post about a character I like being in a loving relationship with another character I like, and my post broke containment to the people who also like those characters into the wider fandom where people have some sort of weird bug up their assholes about one of them. And since they can't read need to have a moral reason to dislike something, they are making up reasons why my post is (and thereby I am) racist, specifically with implications that I am unconsciously romanticizing slavery since my post involved the non-white guy... strangely enough not doing any work LAKFJKS. Anyway, it's a well established Issue in this fandom, I'm not genuinely surprised or upset by any of it. It's just so fucking mind boggling. It's genuinely crazy alsfjks.