Taehoon seong as your boyfriend (bf getting beat with a frying pan insert, ft.piano)
Taehoon walked in front of you, hands in his pockets. You donned his green bomber jacket, feeling the chill of the air on your skin.
"My bike is around the corner." Taehoon turned to look at you. "We'll ride it to the arcade."
He didn't ask if you wanted to go or not. He knew you'd follow him anywhere. Earlier that day, your teacher had called for you after class.
"You're our top student, desperate/loser." He smiled at you. "Could you try and help your classmate turn his grades around? For extra credit?"
You hadn't bothered to ask which classmate it was, and replied simply. "Yes, sir." Extra credit was extra credit. The deal was, raise the target students grades to a passing level, and you would get extra credit/a letter of reccomendation to your choice college.
When you found out it was seong taehoon you had to tutor, you were simply mortified. He shot down every attempt you made to tutor him. He offered to get you lunch unexpectedly, and when you asked what you'd be eating, he replied: "a knuckle sandwich."
You decided to follow him around after school, bag full of books, and when he called you a stalker, you didn't deny it. "A stalker who wants you to get good grades, heart emoji."
"Did you just SAY heart emoji?" He made a face at you. Or so you assumed, it was hard to tell when he didn't have visible eyebrows.
But alas, you carried on in trying to get your extra credit. So now you were on the back of his bike, arms wrapped around his shoulders.
"riding around free, its so nice." He seemed to be zoning out. "Thank god theres no frying pans flying around"
"argh" a flying frying pan hit him from the side. The bike toppled over and you floated to the ground, golden y/n hair splayed across the ground.
More frying pans flew in, seemingly sentient. "Argh, ow, flying frying pans." Taehoon flopped around as the frying pans hit him, denting themselves.
Taehoon grabbed a frying pan midair and began to duel with the leader frying pan. The frying pan introduced itself. "I am
YOSUKATA Carbon Steel Wok Pan – 13,5 “ Stir Fry Pans - Chinese Wok with Flat Bottom Pow Wok "
"I dont speak english, bitch!" Taehoon hit the frying pan with all his might. Yosukata screeched. "Hitting me with my own child!? Shes just a baby!"
"Yeah, well babies are ugly." Taehoon kicked the frying pan away, and squared up with his bare hands-i mean feet. "So she probably deserved that."
Suddenly, a piano fell from the sky, killing Gayhoon. The frying pans floated away, having fulfilled their destiny. You sat in shock.
Taehoon was dead. You walked slowly to his body, and grabbed his hand carefully. Then, you lifted his whole arm and slipped his backpack off him. Sitting cross legged, you filled out all his homework.
"There. Now ill get my extra credit."
The end.
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What the heck is going on? What are you reading/watching? Is everything okay?
I made a headcanony post about a character I like being in a loving relationship with another character I like, and my post broke containment to the people who also like those characters into the wider fandom where people have some sort of weird bug up their assholes about one of them. And since they can't read need to have a moral reason to dislike something, they are making up reasons why my post is (and thereby I am) racist, specifically with implications that I am unconsciously romanticizing slavery since my post involved the non-white guy... strangely enough not doing any work LAKFJKS. Anyway, it's a well established Issue in this fandom, I'm not genuinely surprised or upset by any of it. It's just so fucking mind boggling. It's genuinely crazy alsfjks.
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The other day I saw a Clone/Ahsoka (you know what I’m talking about okay it was That Ship I’m just not saying it cause I don’t actually hate it as a RULE just at their TCW ages and I don’t like hate in my tags either so we’re going with this) shipper who justified season 7 Ahsoka/Clone (as in, just a 17 year old) by saying that the cartoon had her looking more mature.
Honey. I was already saying ‘that’s skirting it in a bad way but Imma look the other direction because I believe their mentalities probably matched up in an okay way at that point and while it annoyed the fuck outta me it’s way less horrible’ but their reasoning ‘oh she just looks so much more mature in the cartoons’ legit makes me wanna blow your head up??? No. You’re not allowed to ship anything with that justification. If you like little girls just say so so we as a society can shun you, we’re not playing the ‘she looks more mature than she is’ game right now. Just say you like teens. Goddamn it’s not even that hard. You’re allowed to like super mega problematic things, that’s allowed. But don’t fucking justify it when it’s bad. Especially not with ‘she looked more mature in the show, I don’t really care how old she actually is, she just looked older in the show’ I AM COMING AT YOU WITH A CAST IRON SKILLET
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