#*flails wildly*

[mooseyspooky]

Flails

[shrimpmandan]

I TAKE BACK EVERY NEGATIVE THING I'VE SAID ABOUT THIS GAME

[enviousjam]

ach...me arms...

[glitterdustcyclops]

why is grant o'brien making cocktails on dirty laundry so hot this is not fair

[adragonthatwrites]

I absolutely love a stoat being Xie Lian''s animal counterpart or whatever we call it, because while they are utterly adorable, they are also little MONSTERS.

Like do you have any idea how fierce those little mo-fo's are? They take down prey ten times their size. If I remember correctly they have incredibly high hunting success rates. They will run fades with rats larger than themselves.

And their energy levels... Insane!

What I'm saying here is that this animal perfectly encapsulates Xie Lian; adorable and seemingly harmless at a first glance, but secretly a crazy little weirdo that can and will kill things ten times his size before retreating into his little rundown shrine/nest to sleep in incomprehensible positions while wrapped several times over around his mildly concerned but also delighted fox husband.

[thediistortiion]

tag me if you post it!!

i love fics that write The Distortion genuinely not knowing How to Human and getting something egregiously incorrect.

i don't mean appearance-wise, i mean silly mistakes. trying to wipe up a spill with printer paper because it misunderstood what a paper towel is. calling an animal by the wrong name.

describing emotions in a door/hallway metaphor. ("hallway full of bees" sorry, did you mean butterflies? distortion, you are experiencing butterflies.)

it was literally a door it doesn't know this shit!

i think it has some memories attached to "who" it is, thus why it can tell michael shelley's story, but little details like this? the nuance of the human experience? lost on it. too busy hating being even remotely like a who to stop and attempt to model after them properly.

this makes it mildly offputting and that's the goal so it's content <3

also @ distortion shippers this entity does not know how to kiss. gerry/jon/melanie/whoever else is gonna have to teach it how because it will just stand there, eyes open and everything, being a door.

[harbingersecho]

kai  (allegedly)  has the best raves and lopez shows up just to get away from sarge and the cardboard cutouts.... 5 bucks is a small price to pay for some peace.

also he can just turn his ears off when a shitty song comes on or when kai annoys him

[metroid-fusion]

the new ultrakill is so fucking insanely good. i love ultrakill

[finalgirlgretchen]

sometimes i go somewhere by myself and shut the door and put my headphones in and turn my music up as loud as itll go and dance as big and frantic as i want for about 30 minutes to an hour and then when im done the world looks beautiful again but it always does make me kinda sad because i shouldnt have to dance with my earbuds in the bathroom

[fakeoldmanfucker]

I know tomgreg is insanity inducing and I am definitely insane about them ("Do you want a deal with the devil?" "What am I going to do with a soul anyways?") but. Consider. Kenstewy

[cerddom]

I don’t know how I’ve never heard this, but apparently in Okinawan martial arts, the long staff (bō) is known as a kon.

[psygull]

i can't make my ocs fight each other as a thought experiment (a hobby of mine) cos the radio ghost would beat everyone. they're like seven feet tall and kill people for fun, what's fucking donovan going to do about that? yoga? you can't yoga your way out of this one bitch they have an axe

[isdalinarhot]

I swear I’ve made this post like 20 times but Dalinar Sadeas kissie kissie while Dalinar is incredibly drunk……. I don’t care it’s unethical I don’t care Sadeas wants Dalinar dead later……… I just want. Dalinar (fucking up harder than anyone has ever fucked up) and Sadeas (horny about it even)

[odessastone]

The number 1 rule of playing Brigitte is ABS

Always

Be

Swangin

[friendlymathematician]

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[welcometololaland]

INSPIRATION SUNDAY

(back on my ALTA bullshit and here's some treats for chapter 10 - I kind of wanted to include the real weapon in this scene but it was a bit of a TW so instead have this for drama):

HURT!TK!

Austin Bergstrom Airport!

Cherry...tomatoes? (organic only)

A storage cage! That's not ominous at all!

Tagging the following to give me their most unhinged shit: @goodways @iboatedhere (mole rat has set the bar high) @rmd-writes @reyescarlos @celeritas2997 @strandnreyes @heartstringsduet @basilsunrise @ramblingdisaster73 @tailoredshirt @reyesstrand @liminalmemories21 @lightningboltreader and anyone else who is interested!