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i-am-a-shrimp · 10 months ago
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family photo!!
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captain-krow-drozdov · 7 months ago
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Danny Is An Alternate Version Of Ra's Al Ghul And Flash Already Called Dibs On Adopting Him
Danny In All His Sleep Deprived Slightly Scuffed Up From A Fight Glory Is On His Way To Clockworks Tower To Hopefully Get A Nap And Maybe Some Homework Done When A Natural Portal Opens Up In Front Of Him And Proceeds To Unceremoniously Drop Him In The DC Verse Just Outside Of Central City Before Promptly Closing Leaving A Tired Danny Behind In A Run Down Abandoned Parking Lot.
It's Times Like This When Danny Regrets Putting Off Learning How To Make His Own Portals, Cause Now He Is Very Much Stuck For The Foreseeable Future And He Has No Idea Where Or When He Is. Luckily For Him However Central City Isn't Too Far Away, Unlucky For Him However Is That Once In The City He Realizes This Isn't His Dimension. He's Pretty Sure He'd Remember Something Called The Justice League.
So What Do You Do When Supernatural Bullshit Fails You? You Fall Back On Your Mad Scientist Roots And You Make A Portal Gun. So That's Exactly What Danny Plans To Do.
Unfortunately Staying Alive And Building Questionably Safe Portal Technology Requires Money And Supplies, So He Ends Up Wandering From City To City Doing Odd Jobs/Fixing Up Busted Tech For Cash Or Unwanted Electronics For His "Operation: Get Home" Needs. This Obviously Ends In A Few Superhero Encounter Shenanigans.
Though He Always Ends Up Back Near Central City, Both On The Off Chance The Natural Portal Will Open Up Again And Because Out Of All The Superheroes That Apparently Exist In This Universe The Speedsters Are His Favorite (Red Robin Is Solidly His Second Favorite Ever Since The Gotham Vigilante Gave Him A Large Coffee Filled With Enough Caffeine To Kill A Man).
Unbeknownst To Danny However Is That Every Hero/Vigilante He Has Encountered Has Come To At Least One Of The Following Conclusions; 1. Run Away Meta Who Is In Desperate Need Of A Good Meal/Adoption Bait. 2. Possibly Red Robin/Tim Drake Clone 3. A Good Kid But Could Possibly Be A Future Rouge If Left Unsupervised. 4. Did Bats Get A New Kid And Why Is He Here?
All Flash Knows Is That He Saw The Kid First And Therefore Has Dibs. Suck It Bruce.
Fast-forward A Few Months And Danny Gets Hurt During A Rogue Attack While Trying To Help Some Civilians Get To Safety (Old Hero Habits Die Hard (Ha Die Hard) And All That Jazz) And He Nopes Out Once Everyone Is Safe And When The Paramedics Are Busy With Other People Unaware He Left A Blood Sample Behind.
One DNA Test Brought To You By Paranoid Bat Concerns Of A Possible Red Robin Clone Later And They Find Out That Dannys DNA Matches One Ra's Al Ghul.
They Now Think Danny Is An Escaped Ra's Al Ghul Clone.
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#captain's posts#this has been haunting me#the flash/any of the speedsters:*exist*#danny:*can feel the speedforce on them* i like your vibe funny man#basically danny is actually an alternate version of Ra's Al Ghul and gets chucked into the dc vesrse#because natural portals are bitches hijinks ensue#and while i do love batfam adopting danny i think its very funny for flash to just yoink him while the big bad bat isn't looking#i desperately need him and tim to be besties tho specifically before they find out danny is an alternate Ra's Al Ghul#danny:*sitting in a park and tinkering with some circuitry* oh hey flash :)#flash: hey kid! great news i might be adopting a kid soon!#danny: oh really? thats cool-#flash:*holding out adoption papers and doing his best puppy eyes* its you. sign here.#danny:*vague memory of clockwork complaining about speedster pops into his mind* hmmm#danny:*deciding to be a little shit cause what else do you do when you're almost a year into being stuck in an alternate dimension* >=)#danny: sure why not? soooo full name or what?#flash:*didn't expect to get this far* uh-#i also really like danny being clockworks apprentice/time line clean upper so danny just remembers cw bitchin about the speedsters#also cause im a sucker for tim x danny...#tim:*having a crisis cause the cute meta kid he befriended/has a crush on may or may not be a vlone of Ra's Al Ghul* aaaaasaaaaaaaasaaaaaaa#dick: you okay buddy?#tim:*aggressively points at the dna match of danny to Ra's Al Ghul on the bat computer* AAAAAAAAAAAAAA#dick: Oh-#dc x dp#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#dpxdc
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valtsv · 4 months ago
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hyperactivity is such a bullshit symptom because you can be experiencing an inescapable grief that feels like a thousand oceans weighing down on you and the whole time you just look like this
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minotaurapologist · 2 months ago
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Bunnies is a difficult animals
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galactaknightyaoi · 6 months ago
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What's this...? Mitosis??? You know what that means!
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Extra doodle under the cut.
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rosalinastan · 1 year ago
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talk about shampoo AND conditioner
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wisteriagoesvroom · 6 months ago
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figured it out… baku as a first time watcher feels like some demented level of bowser’s castle
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fire-in-my-woods · 2 months ago
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So often in media, when abuse is talked about, the little boys in the household are shown to be combative - the "protector" of the family (an utterly depraved and insane idea). What makes Simon's younger self portrayal so special to me is that he's none of these things as a child. He was scared, timid, because he was just a kid in a horrifying situation. Being a male should not strip you of the right to involuntary responses that come with being abused.
This is not to say that the former example does not exist in the real world, because it very much does - it's just usually the only example of a young boy in an abusive household. Though the themes itself are not pleasant, I am incredibly happy to see representation of the quote-on-quote "softer" side of men who faced abuse growing up.
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dol-dee · 10 months ago
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🥇Winners of "Worst Couple in Town" competition<33🥇 Foxglove (pc) belongs to @getinthefuckingcarkitten
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sunmoonyandstars · 5 months ago
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remus who's severely allergic to peanuts and sirius who washes his mouth out thoroughly after eating anything with peanuts in it so he won't accidentally kill his boyfriend when they kiss
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ianthesmells · 3 months ago
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idk why people think that if silco found vander's letter (i.e in the ep 7 AU) he would just forgive vander. i thought silco was mad at him for 1. scratching his eye out and 2. being a little bitch who bends over for piltover instead of standing up for them.
why would a 4 sentence letter and an "im sorry" get silco to forgive him? silco? the man who holds a grudge so hard he even coaxes jinx into holding one? the man who saw jinx's heartbreak and rage and took her in because she reminded him of himself? silco seems like an Actions Over Words kinda guy and some half assed apology letter, an apology written IN A LETTER not even said to him directly, probably wouldn't make a child murderer and a drug lord just... stop being mad.
please give the man some credit.
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hyper-cryptic · 2 years ago
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Do u know when wolves do THAT face when another wolf snaps at them. okay now do u understand why Shade's cringefailing
(Warning, ooc. This is an AU.)
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knightsweeties · 2 years ago
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Pucca doodles
My friends and I revisited Funny Love a few days ago. We find it a lot more funnier than the reboot, I just wanted to draw Pucca and Garu a lot more friendly and soft towards each other
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anthropwashere · 6 months ago
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Roommate who has known me for many years and knows damn well how much I fear and loathe unexpected strangers in my goddamn house has sprung the threat of unexpected strangers in my goddamn house with less than three hours of warning, and these aren't strangers I can hide from! They're fumigation come to deal with the ongoing flea problem, so there is nowhere to hide and every reason to rip my depression nest asunder and then shake like a fucking Chihuahua in a barren corner for a few more hours while loud dudes in loud boots rummage about making everything smell awful and chemical and today is bad now I guess
I also have a VA phone appointment at the same time
:)
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power-chords · 7 months ago
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Bad actors exist everywhere! The worst kind of bad actor is the person or institution that insists "I'm the only safe one you can rely upon, actually :)" and no one should be shocked when disenfranchised and brutalized minority groups seek shelter in spaces that are at least nominally up front about the potential risks they pose in exchange for certain freedoms.
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teekalu · 2 days ago
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still here; still alive! just super busy :c
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