#*cleans aggressively*
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
hyperactivity is such a bullshit symptom because you can be experiencing an inescapable grief that feels like a thousand oceans weighing down on you and the whole time you just look like this
#🐉#what a joke#spent my entire shift wanting to crumple to my knees and all it did was make me clean tables even faster and more aggressively
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
Danny Is An Alternate Version Of Ra's Al Ghul And Flash Already Called Dibs On Adopting Him
Danny In All His Sleep Deprived Slightly Scuffed Up From A Fight Glory Is On His Way To Clockworks Tower To Hopefully Get A Nap And Maybe Some Homework Done When A Natural Portal Opens Up In Front Of Him And Proceeds To Unceremoniously Drop Him In The DC Verse Just Outside Of Central City Before Promptly Closing Leaving A Tired Danny Behind In A Run Down Abandoned Parking Lot.
It's Times Like This When Danny Regrets Putting Off Learning How To Make His Own Portals, Cause Now He Is Very Much Stuck For The Foreseeable Future And He Has No Idea Where Or When He Is. Luckily For Him However Central City Isn't Too Far Away, Unlucky For Him However Is That Once In The City He Realizes This Isn't His Dimension. He's Pretty Sure He'd Remember Something Called The Justice League.
So What Do You Do When Supernatural Bullshit Fails You? You Fall Back On Your Mad Scientist Roots And You Make A Portal Gun. So That's Exactly What Danny Plans To Do.
Unfortunately Staying Alive And Building Questionably Safe Portal Technology Requires Money And Supplies, So He Ends Up Wandering From City To City Doing Odd Jobs/Fixing Up Busted Tech For Cash Or Unwanted Electronics For His "Operation: Get Home" Needs. This Obviously Ends In A Few Superhero Encounter Shenanigans.
Though He Always Ends Up Back Near Central City, Both On The Off Chance The Natural Portal Will Open Up Again And Because Out Of All The Superheroes That Apparently Exist In This Universe The Speedsters Are His Favorite (Red Robin Is Solidly His Second Favorite Ever Since The Gotham Vigilante Gave Him A Large Coffee Filled With Enough Caffeine To Kill A Man).
Unbeknownst To Danny However Is That Every Hero/Vigilante He Has Encountered Has Come To At Least One Of The Following Conclusions; 1. Run Away Meta Who Is In Desperate Need Of A Good Meal/Adoption Bait. 2. Possibly Red Robin/Tim Drake Clone 3. A Good Kid But Could Possibly Be A Future Rouge If Left Unsupervised. 4. Did Bats Get A New Kid And Why Is He Here?
All Flash Knows Is That He Saw The Kid First And Therefore Has Dibs. Suck It Bruce.
Fast-forward A Few Months And Danny Gets Hurt During A Rogue Attack While Trying To Help Some Civilians Get To Safety (Old Hero Habits Die Hard (Ha Die Hard) And All That Jazz) And He Nopes Out Once Everyone Is Safe And When The Paramedics Are Busy With Other People Unaware He Left A Blood Sample Behind.
One DNA Test Brought To You By Paranoid Bat Concerns Of A Possible Red Robin Clone Later And They Find Out That Dannys DNA Matches One Ra's Al Ghul.
They Now Think Danny Is An Escaped Ra's Al Ghul Clone.
Memes For The Vibes:
#captain's posts#this has been haunting me#the flash/any of the speedsters:*exist*#danny:*can feel the speedforce on them* i like your vibe funny man#basically danny is actually an alternate version of Ra's Al Ghul and gets chucked into the dc vesrse#because natural portals are bitches hijinks ensue#and while i do love batfam adopting danny i think its very funny for flash to just yoink him while the big bad bat isn't looking#i desperately need him and tim to be besties tho specifically before they find out danny is an alternate Ra's Al Ghul#danny:*sitting in a park and tinkering with some circuitry* oh hey flash :)#flash: hey kid! great news i might be adopting a kid soon!#danny: oh really? thats cool-#flash:*holding out adoption papers and doing his best puppy eyes* its you. sign here.#danny:*vague memory of clockwork complaining about speedster pops into his mind* hmmm#danny:*deciding to be a little shit cause what else do you do when you're almost a year into being stuck in an alternate dimension* >=)#danny: sure why not? soooo full name or what?#flash:*didn't expect to get this far* uh-#i also really like danny being clockworks apprentice/time line clean upper so danny just remembers cw bitchin about the speedsters#also cause im a sucker for tim x danny...#tim:*having a crisis cause the cute meta kid he befriended/has a crush on may or may not be a vlone of Ra's Al Ghul* aaaaasaaaaaaaasaaaaaaa#dick: you okay buddy?#tim:*aggressively points at the dna match of danny to Ra's Al Ghul on the bat computer* AAAAAAAAAAAAAA#dick: Oh-#dc x dp#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#dpxdc
3K notes
·
View notes
Note
I get that you were following official artworks for that (and hoyo is a colorist company) but drawing sugilite that gray is racist...? Where is his color
i went back to check and saw that not only is the skintone off but the colors for the bathrobe and obsidian's hair are not what i remember using
most likely suspect is my past self rushing the drawing because of sleep deprivation (the proportions aren't the best either looking at it now)
they're not severe errors but i was cross checking on different screens and it was a lot more noticeable on my phone so you may have the same case
#i've seen a lot of “incorrect skin color” callouts because the artist wasn't familiar with diverse skintones or they use unique palettes#or just making stupid mistakes like me#most of these cases don't intend malice and can be informed and resolved through non-aggressive conversation#i know you asked in good faith anon but i don't think racism accusations are a clean start for such conversations#i just don't want people mistaking you as wanting to pick a fight or even worse become discouraged to draw the character#some people just need to informed and the more that happens it's a win for everyone!!
197 notes
·
View notes
Text
What's this...? Mitosis??? You know what that means!
Extra doodle under the cut.
#kirby#kirby series#galacta knight#galactabro#meta knight#dark meta knight#mm sorry for not posting so much#school and stuff ! you know how it is#anyway. they get along i promise#But only if they're terrorizing each other#i think this is my first time drawing mk/dmk's tooth gap(s). and gaps in general#not sure how well that looks. but i think they're cute#super proud of the expressions here. these guys really look like they're having fun#i would've cleaned up the extra doodle. but honestly#it's so much stupider as a crunchy mspaint drawing#i always got something extra.. sorry about that#it looks really awkward on the post itself#i Regretably lost the files to the knight stack and the aggressive headbutting#but they'll rise from the ashes. promise#my art
117 notes
·
View notes
Text
ayyyy ok here's some extra Laughingstock Sillies from the past week or so. it aint much but its honest work
(human!Barnaby's design is partycoffin's - from their pokemon au! he's beautiful....)
#ALSO THAT ONE LINE FROM THE BARNABY-JULIE AUDIO HAS ME IN A CHOKEHOLD#'howdys a pretty funny fella too' AAAAAGH BITING RIPPING TEARING#im so normal about laughingstock. obviously#for the first listen of all the audios i turned That Side of my brain off#but the re-listens?? ohhhh babey i was devouring those nonexistent crumbs#the air tastes so good.....#scribble salad#laughingstock#okay well i had a whole tag ramble but tumblr Fucking Deleted it all#so! thats gone forever! im gonna go clean to work off the resulting aggression#damn they were Good tags too... smfh....#anyway anyway thats probably the only human au scribble ill post#cause its the only one thats come out Decently and the only one im Confident Enough In To Share#so yeah! unless i miraculously scribble another Decent one uh... its improbable yall will get anymore human!wh....#i think im gonna experiment with how i draw people#cause at present i am Not satisfied!
560 notes
·
View notes
Text
talk about shampoo AND conditioner
306 notes
·
View notes
Text
figured it out… baku as a first time watcher feels like some demented level of bowser’s castle
#why is it so aggressively sharp and narrow#why is the track not cleaned this year#they’re flying through this track#baku GP 2024
78 notes
·
View notes
Text
thinking abt that time Kyle was in his girlfriend’s band’s music video wearing this iconic outfit
41 notes
·
View notes
Text
there should be a ninjacon panel where 'experts' debate if fictional jutsu could be accomplished in real life or not
#the difference between tori and itachi is that#itachi will tell you your wrong at a much lower threshold of wrongness than tori#but he won't think it's worth telling you unless you're already engaging with him because he does not actually care#meanwhile tori is AT the audience questions mic#she IS ranting about something you don't understand#and she IS being very aggressive#the only reason she doesn't get escorted out is that she's 17 and the height of a large child#reborn au#toriverse#on the flip side imagine you are some schmuck ninja from like. hot water country#your village doesn't even exIST anymore#the only high rank jutsu you ever do is sometimes you use clones for cleaning#you make your living doing demeaning interviews as a ninja expert#and you look out into the audience. and the actual hatake kakashi there. watching#the next year he's with the. the actual hokage#what do you even do
66 notes
·
View notes
Text
im sick so im thinking about sick m3gatron, with her fans clicking and going skreeee like a badly oiled machine and her vents fully opened but Doing all this weird loud noises, like the noise a laptop makes when u render a heavy scene in cycles, and she's running Warmer than usual. like if u get close u can feel the warm air from. Her vents , she's also sluggish and ignoring every symptom like a champ 🙏
#.txt#and then ippy gives her an earful bc she hasnt been cleaning her venrs as regularly as she should and now all that dirt and grime is l#clogging jp her vents#i dont loke it when mechs sneeze or cough i think their bodies would just make a lot of racket when sick#like purring bjt more aggressive and loud and
63 notes
·
View notes
Text
🥇Winners of "Worst Couple in Town" competition<33🥇 Foxglove (pc) belongs to @getinthefuckingcarkitten
#myart#dol avery#degrees of lewdity#dol fanart#dolgl#dol pc#avery the businessperson#avery the businessbutch#doldykes#foxglove the vixen#dol shitpost#I was at work doing clean up when this came to me dfsd I couldn't get it out of my head#Hi Car I'm so sorry that instead of a cute little foxvery moment you get another shitpost#I had to laugh the whole time I was drawing this#I remembered the butterflyclip you use ingame and i think the bow looks way better this way < certified genius moment/j#also excuse the rough af rendering goin on#i gotta make a chibi for foxy at some point shes so cute I want to aggressively squish and bounce her like a stressball#< huh is that how avery feels?#fuck aveys hand might be a tad too big.. everyone ignore that
111 notes
·
View notes
Text
remus who's severely allergic to peanuts and sirius who washes his mouth out thoroughly after eating anything with peanuts in it so he won't accidentally kill his boyfriend when they kiss
#remus lupin hc#wolfstar hc#remus lupin#sirius black#wolfstar#remus x sirius#sirius x remus#sirius loves remus#remus loves sirius#he washes his hands aggressively too#and cleans everything he touched
39 notes
·
View notes
Text
the hot waters out again.
#ts4#sims 4#simblr#ts4 interior#my builds#sunbleached:extras#unseen is the peeps boiling hot water for a bath#that fans pointing towards the toilet#adding context: the little sticky notes everywhere in this build is everyone leaving passive aggressive notes to clean up or stop eating my#fucking food hey keep it down in the shower I’m trying to sleep not listen to you explore someone body#they have to go out to go wash cloths so no one’s really jumping to do that so it just piles up they get more cloths sometimes it’s easy#until it starts to smell it starting to smell
257 notes
·
View notes
Text
The garden cleanup
I've decided to tackle the stuff thats immediately important first! Since the kale is in its peak, I'm cleaning that up, not that it seems bothered, but it's nice to have something visibly thriving in the garden.
Things are already looking better, and this just took 15 minutes!
While I was carefully pulling the weeds up, I discovered something unexpected; onions. I have tried to grow onions from seed this year, and a few of them made it to the garden, then one day I couldn't find them anymore, and I concluded they failed or got eaten by slugs. But the reality was that I forgot where I planted them and they got overgrown by grass. Three have survived!
They made these small bulbs that you're supposed to plant in order to get big onion heads, but since they're supposed to be planted in the fall, and it's fall now, I'm just gonna leave them in, hopefully they turn into big onions by summer. I won't harvest these because I hope they could grow to seed and then give me more onion seeds. Onion seeds lose germination rate fast so I need new ones.
Next thing is this leek! I could harvest and eat it, but I would prefer to let it grow another year, and then it could give me lots of leek seeds, which I need by now, my seeds are old and losing germination rate.
This one was easy too, it took me 5 minutes to get it clean.
Now I want to tackle the strawberries; this specific spot on the picture was supposed to feature monthly strawberries, or 'magic strawberries' which is a variety that will grow strawberries every month. But the problem is, I planted them next to my 'normal strawberries', and the normal ones are much more aggressive and clone themselves rapidly, so they started suffocating my magic strawberries. I wasn't paying attention, I just assumed things are fine.
I can recognize the magic strawberries by the fact that they're almost always in bloom! So I pulled out the weeds, and all strawberry plants that don't have little flowers, and I ended up – with just three plants.
But that's okay! These three if left in clean soil, will let out shoots and clone themselves, I just need to make sure the normal strawberries don't suffocate them. Look at them trying to make strawberries in october, bless!
Onto the normal strawberries!
So the problem with weeding strawberries is that you incredibly easily pull out the strawberries together with the weeds; their root system is so shallow and barely holding onto the ground, they get pulled up if you accidentally pull on one single leaf. And they come out with full root system and everything. But, if you've pulled out a strawberry plant with a root, that's actually how you transplant strawberries. So you can go 'this was totally on purpose, I meant to move that one over there' and you put it over there, and have it all figured out. But often you don't even transplant it because strawberries are so aggressive you constantly have to pull them out of the garden. It was one of my big shocks just how much time I would spend pulling strawberry plants out of the ground!
This is, in my opinion, enough strawberry plants for the entire bed; after the winter there's going to be 50 plants in there, they're gonna clone themselves and crowd the place, heaven can't stop them. And its to their own detriment! Strawberry bushes that are far apart produce bigger strawberries because they can get more nutrients from the ground!
At this point it's been two hours, I've started feeling tired, all of my pain is acting up, and do I need to burn myself out on this fine day? No. This can be done in little increments whenever, since there's very little daytime, the weeds won't grow fast, I don't need to worry about my work getting undone until April. I managed to find some parsley, which I have no clue how it got there, since I didn't plant it in that spot, I found some little potatoes that can be great seed potatoes in the spring, and the garden is looking more maintained, even with just a few hours of work.
#cleaning the garden#gardein maitenance#weeding#clearing strawberries#pulling up strawberries like they're weeds#if anyone needs some aggressive strawberry plants i have hundreds#growing food#gardening#community garden
19 notes
·
View notes
Text
idk why people think that if silco found vander's letter (i.e in the ep 7 AU) he would just forgive vander. i thought silco was mad at him for 1. scratching his eye out and 2. being a little bitch who bends over for piltover instead of standing up for them.
why would a 4 sentence letter and an "im sorry" get silco to forgive him? silco? the man who holds a grudge so hard he even coaxes jinx into holding one? the man who saw jinx's heartbreak and rage and took her in because she reminded him of himself? silco seems like an Actions Over Words kinda guy and some half assed apology letter, an apology written IN A LETTER not even said to him directly, probably wouldn't make a child murderer and a drug lord just... stop being mad.
please give the man some credit.
#silco baby i am SO SORRY people are saying this#why are people so forced to forgive for the sake of convenience and a clean happy ending <3#same goes for like. sevika being on the council at the end#arcane s2#why would she be on the council. she'd just... be cool with that?#sevika? who handles things directly? who trafficked drugs and killed people? a revolutionist?#shes gonna agree to sit on a council? with piltover? that sevika?#i could see ekko being more agreeable to do that but sevika? fr?#shes gonna sit on that council and let a bunch of rich people be passive aggressive to her?#silco arcane
14 notes
·
View notes
Text
Do u know when wolves do THAT face when another wolf snaps at them. okay now do u understand why Shade's cringefailing
(Warning, ooc. This is an AU.)
#my art#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#heart of chaos au#sonadow#cringefailinG!! cringefailing from shade !!!!#btw mobians in HOC are way more animalistic and hold a lot of habits from other animals#anyways grooming (cleaning) each other is just a normal bonding activity that you do w idk your friends#like when u get to doing each others hairs or paining nails that kinda stuff#shade is not aaaall that used to it. but he's been with these crazy ass for about 6ish years so yeah#rouge and ames taught all that stuff to shade and he's still flabbergasted but hey he does have those instincts as well#you know when a cat smells another cat then start to aggressively groom said cat. thats shade#it isn't all that conscious sometimes it can be sometimes it can be just an instinct that was triggered#like with cats when you put a hand on their back legs and they start bunny kicking then act like nothing happened.#or alligators when you splash water at the side of them.#anyways yeah! HOC mobians are SILLEY#ALSO REMINDER THAT SPIKES IS SUPPOSED TO BE DIFFERENT FROM CANON SONIC IN PERSONALITY !! WEO WEO!!! IT IS OOC IN PURPOSE !!!#also by this point they are mates. shade is just. shade 😭
158 notes
·
View notes