#*bite bite bite*
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thinking abt my OCs again...
the star fam messes me up so freaking much man :((
Caelios,The Star, a guardian of life born from death.
Akemi, The Iris, a heir of secrets and rules bent on tearing it all down.
Akira, The stray son of The star and The Iris, victim of enemies and patterns of a past he took no part in. healer and protector at heart, however guarded he may be...
Naomi, Daughter of The Star and The Iris, kept safe and sound like a delicate flower within the confines of a silver cage, i wonder how long until she becomes root bound.
Nyx, daughter of a time long gone, now astray and unwinding from a broken prophecy that was never truly hers.
#*bite bite bite*#naomi being overprotected and not let outside as a direct consequence of losing akira for so many year#Akemi becoming so much like the people she hated the most; all for the sake of protecing the precious little light (naomi) she had left#Caelios taking nyx under his wing and seeing echoes of his family in her#A FAMILY *HE* BUILT FROM BITS AND PIECES; AS HE WAS BORN AN ORPHAN!!!!#akira being left to fend for himself despite the futile promise of safety#your honor!!! they are cornerstones of this entire operation#<- the narrative that is#everybody clap and cheer for the narrative´s favorites djfhjdshhdh#shut up sheo#oc talk#berryblu ocs#oc: caelios#oc: akemi#oc: akira#oc: naomi#oc: nyx#i also call akemi mimi sometimes lol#tho in canon only vik; his family and heather call her that#it´s a close friends nickname <3
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season’s greasons
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he just appeared in my house
wouldn’t let me go downstairs to eat
got upstairs won’t get out from under my bed
#what is this thing#why is it in my house#what does it want from me#if it bites will i get rabies#gravity falls#bill cipher#gravity falls bill cipher#book of bill#roomie cipher#squidflavoredsoup
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Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.
#the ship overall is C to A tier#but it's things like THIS that push it up toward the A#titan ae#titan a.e.#cale#akima#it just...#starts with them chilling together being comfortable in each other's space#that would be enough that's a point there#then she goes and HANDS HIM THE SANDWICH SHE'S EATING#sharing their food#that's another one#and she does it because his hands are busy so he can't feed himself#so that's a third point#and she does it WITHOUT LOOKING AT HIM which is a FOURTH point#and he bites into it without request or invitation so that's a FIFTH point#and then he TAKES THE WHOLE SANDWICH AND GULPS IT DOWN LIKE A LIZARD#which is a SIXTH point#and jumps it up to SEVEN because she pulls her fingers free and finally looks at him and yells at him#IT'S A SEVEN-POINT ROMANCE COMBO#do you know how utterly rare those are?#those are generally earned through KISS scenes where the hands move and the heads touch and maybe there's a spin#they achieved a seven-point romance combo by SHARING A SANDWICH#fixing machines and sharing lunch URRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH
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Add another one to the list of hilarious examples of why generative AI doesn't produce correct answers, just statistically likely ones.
(Customers asked for how-to videos, which the company doesn't have. The AI chatbot decided that a million internet users linking to this video after similar requests couldn't be wrong.)
#ai (derogatory)#not to be confused with the list of disturbing examples#those exist too for sure#but this is funny#rickrolling#way to cut corners by not paying actual humans to talk to your customers#there's no way that can come back to bite you#I'm sure the customers enjoyed the helpful video
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I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.
#MR. KELLOGG I WOULD LIKE A FUCKING WORD#beating this man's fucking corpse with a broom#I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU AND YOUR POOP AND WEIRD CHRISTIAN NONSENSE NOW EVERYONE THINKS PLEASURE IS BAD FOR YOU#KILLING AND BITING AND MAIMING
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#ordinary photo of yeti#they made astarion in a lab for me to be obsessed with.#like hottest man in game for me is halsin truthfully. astarion is my shitty little white dog with separation anxiety who bites people.#very different things. if i say i'm doing a playthrough as astarion that's when you put me down#main factor motivating me not to is i need to hear neil newbon's voice acting at least once a minute or i die.#i've got a dark urge concept rattling around the brain but i should maybe self-impose a gaming break and take care of. responsibilities 😐#babbling
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IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE TAKE THIS (KINGER)
#TADC#THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS#KINGER#TADC KINGER#tadc spoilers#the amazing digital circus spoilers#my art#hghghgghh I will cry over this new episode BITE ME-
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always brother
#gemitus#disco elysium#this is the check where harry can deduce annette is biting her nails but tbh what does thinking about killing famous people#have to do with the odds. is he just too distracted by thinking of killing famous people to pay attention
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they said this is the cheapest marvel series ever produced. see, this is what happens when you focus on storytelling instead of unnecessary stuff no one cares about. i loved this episode so much. please, give me more low-budget marvel shows that care about the plot, the characters, and their target audience. i don't need another rdj blockbuster marvel movie. you can have that. give me meaningful stories with a low budget, made by people who truly believe in what they're creating.
#crying screaming throwing up#truly#biting the curb in 4k#i’m about to lose it#THE coven#agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal#billy maximoff#william kaplan#alice wu gulliver#lilia calderu#jennifer kale#marvel#women of marvel#mcu#marvel cinematic universe
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domesticated animal
#jk he still bites#not super happy with how Wade looks but#oh well. it’s just a doodle and I’m tired of messing with it lmao#poolverine#deadclaws#deadpool and wolverine#logan howlett#wolverine#deadpool#wade wilson#art tag
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mouse bites™
#anybody do this yet?#house md#hate crimes md#house md game#mouse bites#gregory house#hilson#james wilson#lisa cuddy#robert chase#allison cameron#eric foreman#house md meme#he needs mouse bites to live#shoutout to whoever made the house game generator thing#this took me way too long#house#dr house#also if you notice house's clothes kinda changing colors when he holds the mouse bite serum#its because i had to recolor it myself#i couldn't get the shades of gray to be exact#oh well#i also drew the nosebleed lmao#every house episode ever#generic house episode#editing this to say#this is not an original meme at all#I just ds-ified it tbh#ive seen some people not know it but i recommend you look it up#or like iykyk i guess
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Vincent Price guest stars on The Muppet Show (1977)
#vincent price#the muppets#kermit#kermit the frog#the muppet show#muppets#funny#vampire#fun#halloween#spooky sexy man#hes so sexy#i just adore this sexy dilf Bisexual#bicon#bisexual icon#i want to bite him...not on his neck either...ahem#so sexy#fuck#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#gif#gifs made by me#gif set#my gifs
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The different cultures miku trend is really really cool unfortunately I'm from rural Ohio so if I had a miku she would look something like this
#She has a mullet and a lot of mosquito bites and she looks like she hasnt slept in sixteen years#Art tag#hatsune miku#Hall of fame#Ohio tag
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When violent characters are gentle and tender & when gentle characters are violent and unhinged
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