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thinking abt my OCs again...
the star fam messes me up so freaking much man :((
Caelios,The Star, a guardian of life born from death.
Akemi, The Iris, a heir of secrets and rules bent on tearing it all down.
Akira, The stray son of The star and The Iris, victim of enemies and patterns of a past he took no part in. healer and protector at heart, however guarded he may be...
Naomi, Daughter of The Star and The Iris, kept safe and sound like a delicate flower within the confines of a silver cage, i wonder how long until she becomes root bound.
Nyx, daughter of a time long gone, now astray and unwinding from a broken prophecy that was never truly hers.
#*bite bite bite*#naomi being overprotected and not let outside as a direct consequence of losing akira for so many year#Akemi becoming so much like the people she hated the most; all for the sake of protecing the precious little light (naomi) she had left#Caelios taking nyx under his wing and seeing echoes of his family in her#A FAMILY *HE* BUILT FROM BITS AND PIECES; AS HE WAS BORN AN ORPHAN!!!!#akira being left to fend for himself despite the futile promise of safety#your honor!!! they are cornerstones of this entire operation#<- the narrative that is#everybody clap and cheer for the narrative´s favorites djfhjdshhdh#shut up sheo#oc talk#berryblu ocs#oc: caelios#oc: akemi#oc: akira#oc: naomi#oc: nyx#i also call akemi mimi sometimes lol#tho in canon only vik; his family and heather call her that#it´s a close friends nickname <3
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season’s greasons
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he just appeared in my house
wouldn’t let me go downstairs to eat
got upstairs won’t get out from under my bed
#what is this thing#why is it in my house#what does it want from me#if it bites will i get rabies#gravity falls#bill cipher#gravity falls bill cipher#book of bill#roomie cipher#squidflavoredsoup
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Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.
#the ship overall is C to A tier#but it's things like THIS that push it up toward the A#titan ae#titan a.e.#cale#akima#it just...#starts with them chilling together being comfortable in each other's space#that would be enough that's a point there#then she goes and HANDS HIM THE SANDWICH SHE'S EATING#sharing their food#that's another one#and she does it because his hands are busy so he can't feed himself#so that's a third point#and she does it WITHOUT LOOKING AT HIM which is a FOURTH point#and he bites into it without request or invitation so that's a FIFTH point#and then he TAKES THE WHOLE SANDWICH AND GULPS IT DOWN LIKE A LIZARD#which is a SIXTH point#and jumps it up to SEVEN because she pulls her fingers free and finally looks at him and yells at him#IT'S A SEVEN-POINT ROMANCE COMBO#do you know how utterly rare those are?#those are generally earned through KISS scenes where the hands move and the heads touch and maybe there's a spin#they achieved a seven-point romance combo by SHARING A SANDWICH#fixing machines and sharing lunch URRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH
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Add another one to the list of hilarious examples of why generative AI doesn't produce correct answers, just statistically likely ones.
(Customers asked for how-to videos, which the company doesn't have. The AI chatbot decided that a million internet users linking to this video after similar requests couldn't be wrong.)
#ai (derogatory)#not to be confused with the list of disturbing examples#those exist too for sure#but this is funny#rickrolling#way to cut corners by not paying actual humans to talk to your customers#there's no way that can come back to bite you#I'm sure the customers enjoyed the helpful video
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"We have a new AI feature!" "With the power of AI..." "Our AI..."
I am going to abandon technology and start only inscribing things on clay tablets
#fuck ai#i hate ai#anti ai#google docs has an ai feature now and i want to scream#dont touch my writing bitch#i need to bite AI and give it rabies so it becomes afraid of water and dies horribly
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house we need to cure this patient
#birthday cake for my bestest friend in the whole wide world everyone say happy birthday my best friend ever ^-^#rambles#house#house md#mouse bites#my art
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Doechii "Denial Is A River" posters inspired by The Sims 2 Advertisements
#doechii#alligator bites never heal#denial is a river#the sims#the sims 2#ts2#art#my art#poster#edit#my edit#graphic#graphic design#poster design
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I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.
#MR. KELLOGG I WOULD LIKE A FUCKING WORD#beating this man's fucking corpse with a broom#I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU AND YOUR POOP AND WEIRD CHRISTIAN NONSENSE NOW EVERYONE THINKS PLEASURE IS BAD FOR YOU#KILLING AND BITING AND MAIMING
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I wonder how many heart-attacks Blackwall and Solas have per day when Cole is around.
#Dragon Age#Dragon Age: Inquisition#DAI#Blackwall#Thom Rainier#Solas#Cole#be nice to my spirit son Thom#Adaar might bite you... not when... but WHERE you least expect it
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Curly giving Jimmy a taste of his own medicine ;)
#BITE HIS HAND OFF CURLY#posting this comic separate from the ask#mouthwashing#MW#jimmy mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#captain curly#comic#artists on tumblr#illustration#myart
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♱ Nosferatu (2024) dir. Robert Eggers ♱
+ bonus
#count orlok feeding on both thomas and ellen in the exact same way#after leading them to bed biting them right over their hearts grinding on them while being naked#thomas hallucinating ellen eerily hovering above him naked with blood on her mouth as if she's the one feeding on him instead of orlok#smarter people than me will probably come up with a proper analysis of this parallel so i'm just leaving this here#i find the way these three are so intertwined with each other so fascinating#nosferatu#nosferatu 2024#nosferatu (2024)#count orlok#ellen hutter#thomas hutter#nosferatu spoilers#nosferatu 2024 spoilers#parallels#cw nudity#my edit
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#ordinary photo of yeti#they made astarion in a lab for me to be obsessed with.#like hottest man in game for me is halsin truthfully. astarion is my shitty little white dog with separation anxiety who bites people.#very different things. if i say i'm doing a playthrough as astarion that's when you put me down#main factor motivating me not to is i need to hear neil newbon's voice acting at least once a minute or i die.#i've got a dark urge concept rattling around the brain but i should maybe self-impose a gaming break and take care of. responsibilities 😐#babbling
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i wish all my mutuals who @ me in those tag games a very i swear i see it and i love being thought of even though i rarely if ever do them. i love you.
#also sidenote. if you’re a mutual. or a follower. or a complete stranger.#my dms and askbox are open and i promise i don’t bite!#if you don’t want it to be seen by the world then i can do a private ask too
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IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE TAKE THIS (KINGER)
#TADC#THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS#KINGER#TADC KINGER#tadc spoilers#the amazing digital circus spoilers#my art#hghghgghh I will cry over this new episode BITE ME-
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