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also funny & iconic gregory remains the only canon game protag in the fnaf series that goes "u know what? actually fuck this" & fights back against the animatronics instead of just taking a "this is fine" route everyone else has taken
#my little violent feral gremlin king i wouldn't have it any other way#fnaf#fnaf ruin#fnaf sb#fnaf ruin spoilers#mine#every other fnaf protag: just sits there and cries#gregory: NO FUCK THIS IM GETTING THE LASER GUN THEY HAVE IN THE PIZZAPLEX & DARE THE ANIMATRONICS TO LOOK AT ME & SEE WHAT HAPPENS#*BITCH*
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Got tagged in a WIP game by @bryndeavour
RULES: Post the last sentence you wrote (fanfic / original / anything) and tag as many people as there are words in the sentence.
“I’m poor comfort, in that regard. It’s always been a struggle, trying to get him to let anyone in. I don’t think I ever really figured out how to make him trust me.”
Tagging @desdemonafictional, @bri-does-art and @bitegore
#van's answers#thanks Ange! This got me to open FDNH for the first time in three months >.>)#that is too many words to tag people because Isurd is *so verbose*#*bitch*#*speak less*
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The funniest one star review of Wicked I've seen so far
#wicked#wicked 2024#its actually crazy the number of people who see this film not realising its based on an adult book and then crying that some of the themes#are too adult#bitch like... they toned it wayy down from the book it's based on!#witchcraft#lol
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WE NEED TO KILL HIM
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kabru is so fucking funny. he’s out here playing 15 dimensional manipulation mind chess with a guy whose hobby is barking like a dog
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God sending his silliest soldier:
#random#good gif#espurr#I just love the walk so much#it just screams ‘step aside bitches this ass is mine’#this kitty has murder in their eyes#powerful
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90k note oli theorionsound
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someone on twitter proposed the idea of bill wearing long gloves/socks and i had to manifest it into reality
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#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#bill cipher#stanford pines#grunkle ford#ford pines#boy that bitch sure has lotta names#billford#bill x ford#artist#art#artists on tumblr#fanart
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Your honor, I see no lies here.
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what goes on
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"want to learn more about this project? join our discord!" explode. "want to download this game? join our discord!" explode. "want to play this mod? join our discord!" explode. "need questions answered? join our discord!" EXPLODE.
#lab notes#STOP MAKING DISCORDS FOR THINGS THAT SHOULD BE EASILY ACCESSIBLE#HOLY FUCK.#old man yells at the cloud#im in a bitch of a mood this morning.
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Glinda really had an entire musical number expounding on the theme of "success in life is not about being highly qualified or even competent, but manipulating people's superficial perception of you." and then she went into POLITICS. truly the #girlboss representation the world has earned
#wicked#Glinda said 'cronyism is the philosophy upon which our world order is built'#but she was pink and bubbly about it so the audience thought it was cute#also in the novel she's all but explicitly stated to be repressing her attraction to women in favor of compulsive heterosexuality#a duty she then fulfills by marrying a wealthy older nobleman who doesn't bother her while she spends her time amassing social influence#bitch is positively Machiavellian but it's fine because she wears pink#anyway I have this theory that if she and Elle Woods ever met irl they would immediately death battle
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The chick's bathroom at my location always has a bunch of fake flowers and seasonal soaps and posters n shit in it and I just asked the custodian kid if the men's did too and he said "Nah just the urinals, the women's room gets all the nice stuff" and he sounded so sincerely wistful so in conclusion I know what I'm gonna do this Christmas
#I have after hours access I can make this happen#I have some fake potted grasses n everything#Hope u bitches like apple cinnamon options cause you're getting apple cinnamon options#Yeehaw
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big fan of characters who have it all under control when theyre put in situations but no idea how to be like a regular guy doing regular stuff when all is said and done.
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