#*ape noises*

[luk4695]

using my hunter-gatherer skills, and with the help of my sharpest weapon (my credit card) I foraged a brick of hazelnut milk and hunted down a wild box of frozen fondant au chocolat

today at 4 I shall feast on my prize

[sofflepoffle]

I like how dropout shows often have an almost “filmed in front of a live studio audience” effect from simply having the crew obviously losing their minds off camera

[stardella]

Mwah

Something something every universe

[prisoner-000]

wonderful comm i got from @/huyandere of mahiru & kazui friendshipisms! go commission him!

[gapteethed]

blargh

(not my template, by titty_pizza (???😭) on twt)

[luigi-commits-taxfraud]

[spoonbenders-archive]

whenever i see other people named TK i get afraid like i know where EYE got this. where'd YOU get it

[silkhorse]

@foxofsunholt mc Shion again bc i love him uaosj😭😭

i swear im working on some of my other mcs and a redraw for Hel;;

[pink-lemonadefairy]

let me roam a department store in the couple hours before it closes while i wear headphones and listen to jazz music and i’ll be happy for the rest of my life

[fang-feraligatr-blog]

I just beat Going Under

For a first game from Aggro Crab with help from team 17, I can safely say that I love this game and it's "depressingly realistic capitalism talk" sense of humor. As a rouge like the difficulty is high but the challenge is fair. Plus once you get into the groove you'll find it's pretty easy to completely break the game and make it a cake walk. It does also have settings to make the game easier for you so what the heck, if you liked Another Crab's Treasure and wondered what game that Cartridge Shell was based on, play Going Under. There was even DLC and it's a blast and a REAL challenge. And if you can clear the DLC area on it's hardest difficulty WITHOUT ASSIT MODE ON then I demand PROOF!!

In short: Going Under is a beautiful game about a real go-getter girl destroying Amazon from the inside.

9.5/10 would dismantle capitalism again

[simptasia]

me, watching abc's LOST and seeing charlie pace: i know what that man's sweat smells like

[spocktheestallion]

you ever catch yourself doing something and think to yourself “man i sure am a primate”

[natrexlive]

I feel like if I ever have blorbos I'm particularly obsessed with, it is a requirement that they are at least a bit dumb of ass. Not stupid, just sometimes they say something and you just:

[beatcroc]

things i am kin with: -hyper light drifter soundtrack -the prowler's Sound:tm: in spiderverse

[apotelesmaa]

Going “hm maybe I should get tested for autism” and being told “I mean yeah you should but I can tell you what the test is going to say if you want” is one of the funniest interactions I’ve ever had like. Ok. Fair enough.

[weremustelidae]

i love hearing someone shout / scream in a way that shows we're all still just monkeys