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weremustelidae · 3 months ago
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weremustelidae · 2 years ago
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in the Sims world, 'woohoo' is a highly inappropriate word and it is considered taboo to say it around children. For this reason, a very popular life simulator franchise, wanting to include this aspect of life while keeping it kid-friendly, replaces 'woohoo' with some goofy nonsense word like "sex"
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weremustelidae · 8 months ago
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imagine Alex learning that Shane is also into gridball and declaring that they're besties now. Invites him over to watch a game on TV on the weekends (Shane's not allowed to bring alcohol though). NOT a shipping post i just like the mental image of this sweet college student latching onto this washed-up 30+ y/o dude by virtue of them being the only two people in town who are at all interested in sports
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weremustelidae · 2 years ago
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grabs you by the shoulders and shakes you. not everything has to be about romance
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weremustelidae · 8 days ago
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[Image Description: The "Trade Offer" meme with the Empress of Light boss from Terraria. The "I receive" side says "Kill you 10,000 times," and the "You recieve" side says "Cool glowy sword [smiley face emoticon]" with the Terraprisma's sprite. End Image Description.]
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weremustelidae · 8 days ago
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i'm 100% convinced that the Heaps would have adopted Boy 412 even if he hadn't turned out to be their biological son
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weremustelidae · 9 months ago
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i love danny phantom fan content but i feel weird engaging because i've only seen like 2 episodes of the show. and it's engrained in me not to get into fandoms without first being familiar with the source.
but I know danny phantom is nowhere near as good as the fandom makes it. It's a mediocre 2000s cartoon. made by butch hartman. I don't want to watch it but also i do
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weremustelidae · 8 months ago
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i think giving grandpa a better bed would disrupt some sort of balance in the universe
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weremustelidae · 12 days ago
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does Angie Sage know what a wolverine... is?
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weremustelidae · 1 year ago
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that time of the year where everyone gets really mad at mojang for a few weeks and then goes back to normal
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weremustelidae · 1 year ago
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fuck you (aromanticizes your fave)
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weremustelidae · 5 months ago
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Columbo was cursed with the ability to know exactly what somebody is keeping secret just by looking at them. But since this knowledge alone cannot be used as evidence in a murder trial, he slowly closes in on his suspects by casually mentioning "odd coincidences" and asking increasingly specific questions under the guise of "tying up loose ends" until they get so unnerved by him that they accidentally reveal their own guilt.
the bumbling and forgetful demeanor is NOT an act though he really is like that
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weremustelidae · 8 months ago
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what music do you think Sebastian StardewValley listens to. you're not allowed to say MCR because it's too obvious
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weremustelidae · 8 months ago
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buying the bouquet in stardew valley is so embarrassing like ooou everyone in this general store heard that i'm planning to ask someone out. by the time i haul my ass up the mountain to give this to Maru she'll already know about it
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weremustelidae · 1 year ago
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ONE MUST IMAGINE SISYPHUS TRYING TO GET A ROD OF DISCORD
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weremustelidae · 21 days ago
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i have no idea what Elvis sounds like so I've been reading all those "Elvis voice" posts as Johnny Bravo instead
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