#roo makes a post

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in the Sims world, 'woohoo' is a highly inappropriate word and it is considered taboo to say it around children. For this reason, a very popular life simulator franchise, wanting to include this aspect of life while keeping it kid-friendly, replaces 'woohoo' with some goofy nonsense word like "sex"

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imagine Alex learning that Shane is also into gridball and declaring that they're besties now. Invites him over to watch a game on TV on the weekends (Shane's not allowed to bring alcohol though). NOT a shipping post i just like the mental image of this sweet college student latching onto this washed-up 30+ y/o dude by virtue of them being the only two people in town who are at all interested in sports

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grabs you by the shoulders and shakes you. not everything has to be about romance

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i love danny phantom fan content but i feel weird engaging because i've only seen like 2 episodes of the show. and it's engrained in me not to get into fandoms without first being familiar with the source.

but I know danny phantom is nowhere near as good as the fandom makes it. It's a mediocre 2000s cartoon. made by butch hartman. I don't want to watch it but also i do

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i think giving grandpa a better bed would disrupt some sort of balance in the universe

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that time of the year where everyone gets really mad at mojang for a few weeks and then goes back to normal

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fuck you (aromanticizes your fave)

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Columbo was cursed with the ability to know exactly what somebody is keeping secret just by looking at them. But since this knowledge alone cannot be used as evidence in a murder trial, he slowly closes in on his suspects by casually mentioning "odd coincidences" and asking increasingly specific questions under the guise of "tying up loose ends" until they get so unnerved by him that they accidentally reveal their own guilt.

the bumbling and forgetful demeanor is NOT an act though he really is like that

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what music do you think Sebastian StardewValley listens to. you're not allowed to say MCR because it's too obvious

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buying the bouquet in stardew valley is so embarrassing like ooou everyone in this general store heard that i'm planning to ask someone out. by the time i haul my ass up the mountain to give this to Maru she'll already know about it

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ONE MUST IMAGINE SISYPHUS TRYING TO GET A ROD OF DISCORD

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i have no idea what Elvis sounds like so I've been reading all those "Elvis voice" posts as Johnny Bravo instead

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every year around election time i remember the girl in 4th grade who covered her school binder with pictures of Mitt Romney. Like the stereotypical schoolgirl putting pictures of her celebrity crush on her binder except it was 2012 Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney. and we were 9 years old

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happy phineas and ferb to all who celebrate

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i have no reason to believe bdubs actually is lying when he says he's 5'10, but the way he talks about it really makes it seem like he's lying