#roo makes a post

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in the Sims world, 'woohoo' is a highly inappropriate word and it is considered taboo to say it around children. For this reason, a very popular life simulator franchise, wanting to include this aspect of life while keeping it kid-friendly, replaces 'woohoo' with some goofy nonsense word like "sex"

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something about the idea of writing just a regular post but making it in the fake post format instead of just posting it normally is so funny to me

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grabs you by the shoulders and shakes you. not everything has to be about romance

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trying to tell potterheads to stop buying harry potter and its merch (yes even secondhand, yes even pirating it, yes even making it yourself) is like talking to a brick wall i swear to god

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volcano shake em up is a strong contender for fastest-acting fandom heritage post. i need you all to know that as of when i'm writing this (9:14 pm EDT on september 22nd 2022) that the original post we're all referencing isn't even a full 24 hours old yet

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happy phineas and ferb to all who celebrate

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[Image Description: A drawing of the main 5 characters from Kid n' Teenagers with their updated designs. The characters, in order of left to right, are Aiden, Chris (with Foofy), Ted, Betty (with Lily), and Nick. The drawing is signed "Tundra Echos 2022." End Image Description.]

feel like i'm dreaming rn... the gang is back together!!!

characters belong to @z-t00n

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just misspelled neurodivergent as eurodivergent and i'm sure there's a joke to be made there but i can't think of one

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sorry professor i can't come into class today, you see i'm just so so cozy in bed right now

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the night they actually do play desert song the internet will become a bloodbath

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i went to emo island and everyone there knew you

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they should invent social situations that aren't scary

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"i'm an empath" you're not deanna troi. You will NEVER be deanna troi.

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i love watching commentary videos about drama between influencers that are apparently the most popular people on the internet but i've never heard of them

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can't believe that the entire premise of this children's cartoon show is "a 14-year-old boy died in a machinery accident, except he didn't fully die so now he can turn into a ghost and he uses his ghost powers to be a superhero. He cannot reveal his identity to anyone, because his parents are ghost hunters and he's afraid that if they found out then they'd experiment on him. The only people who know his secret are his two closest friends. All of this information is conveyed as a funky rap at the start of every episode." like how fucked up is that?!?