#9.5/10 almost perfect

[fang-feraligatr-blog]

I just beat Going Under

For a first game from Aggro Crab with help from team 17, I can safely say that I love this game and it's "depressingly realistic capitalism talk" sense of humor. As a rouge like the difficulty is high but the challenge is fair. Plus once you get into the groove you'll find it's pretty easy to completely break the game and make it a cake walk. It does also have settings to make the game easier for you so what the heck, if you liked Another Crab's Treasure and wondered what game that Cartridge Shell was based on, play Going Under. There was even DLC and it's a blast and a REAL challenge. And if you can clear the DLC area on it's hardest difficulty WITHOUT ASSIT MODE ON then I demand PROOF!!

In short: Going Under is a beautiful game about a real go-getter girl destroying Amazon from the inside.

9.5/10 would dismantle capitalism again

[azure-firecracker]

The X-Files Season 1 Review (First-Time Watcher)

(Any fans-please come talk to me about the show and send me asks-I’m obsessed!)

It did not take long for me to realize that this was going to become my newest hyperfixation show. It has everything I love in my shows-a strong focus on its main characters, campy sci-fi monsters mixed with some genuine creepiness, slow burn romance, banter. In short, it’s the perfect show for me. I was basically hooked right away.

Like all first seasons, it was pretty clear that the show was still finding its footing. There were some clunky bits to iron out and the show definitely found its vibe more and more as it went along. I would say it began getting overall more consistent around episode 10 (with individual exceptions before and after that).

In terms of episodes, I enjoyed almost all the episodes of this season even though I would only call a couple stellar. Most episodes were fun or at least had fun moments, and the banter between Mulder and Scully (what’s their ship name?) is enough to keep me going through even the clunkiest and cringiest plots.

Speaking of Mulder and Scully, it’s rare that a show can make me love two characters so equally but I really do. Although Scully is much more in line with my usual favorite characters (she is my special girl and I will do anything for her), I also have a special place in my heart for Mulder’s neurodivergent traumatized puppy energy. Of course they really go together so it’s natural that I love them both.

The only weighty criticism I have for this season is that I feel Mulder gets more spotlight moments than Scully. Not egregiously, but it feels like he’s usually the one in the final fight, seeing the aliens, figuring it out, etc. I do know that they were trying to break gender roles by making Scully the skeptic, but given that the aliens are so real…here at least she often came off as oblivious and she sometimes felt like she was tagging along on Mulder’s quests. Which SUCKS! Because I LOVE HER and she could be SO USEFUL if the writers LET HER. This is why I really loved the moments where she got to step up. Veteran viewers…want to tell me if this gets better?

That criticism aside, I could watch these two fight monsters for days, and I know the S2-S5/6 stretch is considered the show’s best, so I’m looking forward to that.

Individual episode reviews under the cut.

Pilot: Fantastic introduction! It did a great job establishing the characters and their dynamic pretty seamlessly, as well as introducing the alien lore in a way that we could digest. It wasn’t perfect and the story was a bit clunky at times, but it got me hooked and did its job well. I also liked Scully being the audience surrogate here. 8/10

Deep Throat: This episode really solidified the dynamic introduced in the pilot, and is packed with great character moments. It gets a HUGE boost from Scully exchanging the guard to rescue Mulder at the end. I mentioned living for the moments when Scully gets to step up, but I think it was necessary to put this moment so early. Because Scully is new to the X-Files and also clearly wrong about aliens, it was necessary to show us that she had a lot to bring to the table and that Mulder needs her. Also a special shoutout to Seth Green as a stoner. 9.5/10

Squeeze: A very fun monster of the week episode, slightly reminiscent of BtVS. Decently creepy with that 90s horror/sci-fi vibe we all love. Plus lots of great Mulder/Scully moments. (Also, despite my complaints about Scully being underutilized, I enjoyed Mulder saving Scully at the end. Rescuing one another from mortal peril is actually my favorite trope, as long as it’s balanced. In that regard, this season has been). 8/10

Conduit: Honestly this episode was a little slow for me, I felt like the pacing could have been better. I had a hard time staying interested. Also it was hilarious that this was supposed to be Iowa because Iowa does not have mountains like that. It gets a boost from the ending scene which in itself is a 100/10. 6/10

The Jersey Devil: Now this is campier and goofier than suits the show, and I feel like they realized that soon after this. The Mulder/Scully banter still made this a good time, but it wasn’t great. Also not helped by the fact that everything happened during the day (the only time in this show where the lighting was too bright) and the Jersey Devil looked like a normal person with some dust on her. 6/10

Shadows: I found the mystery of this one quite engaging. Back with those 90s horror vibes we love, and it kept me guessing right up until the agents figured it out. Negative points for the lack of Mulder/Scully banter though. 7/10

Ghost in the Machine: Was this cheesy? Yes. Was it objectively good? No. Did I enjoy it anyway? Yes. Who doesn’t love a killer computer? Also Scully crawling out of the vents was badass af. Objectively like a 6/10 but 7/10 for my personal enjoyment.

Ice: Now THIS was the stuff. An objectively great episode of television. The tension, the paranoia, the fallout, seeing what our leads do under that kind of stress…brilliant. (Although my dad the geologist couldn’t help but point out that there is no ice sheet in Alaska). Very tempted to write an alternate version where Mulder actually is infected and Scully has to find a cure before the others kill him. That would’ve been interesting. Anyway 10/10

Space: Apparently people don’t like this episode but I enjoyed it. It had a ticking time bomb feel that I quite enjoyed. Also Mulder’s space nerdiness was adorable. 8/10

Fallen Angel: Similar to Conduit, this episode felt rather slow to me despite the fact that there was a lot happening. It just sort of failed to hook me, which is a rarity for this show. 6/10

Eve: This was FUN! I love when we get to unravel the mystery along with the agents and the plot twists definitely kept me guessing. Props to the child actors who did a great job. I did get thrown off by the many parallels to Stranger Things-even though this obviously came out first. 8/10

Fire: Once I got over my anger at sharing a name with Mulder’s horrendous ex, I liked this one. Both Mulder and Scully got good character moments here, with Mulder trying to shield Scully from all his drama and also showing one of his flaws-he’s susceptible to manipulation. Scully, conversely, was really the MVP of this episode and carried the investigation on her back. Also props to our bad guy of the week-great job being creepy! 7.5/10

Beyond the Sea: Immaculate. Probably my favorite episode of the season. Scully burying her grief in work and Mulder being gentler with her than he’s ever been. Scully’s family lore reveal. Both of them going toe to toe with this killer (forgot his name) and not knowing what to believe. Mulder getting shot and Scully getting FURIOUS. Scully’s complicated relationship forming with this killer while she also thinks about her father (rather reminiscent of Silence of the Lambs). Cinema. 10/10

Genderbender: So we have gender switching aliens who kill people…I’ll give the show overall a pass since it’s 1994 but I will not be revisiting this one. Extra points for Mulder yelling GET OFF OF HER at the guy who’s working his weird magic on Scully. Minus points for him blaming her for it after. 2.5/10

Lazarus: So we got panicked Scully 2 episodes ago and now we get panicked Mulder and it is GLORIOUS. I also found all 3 side characters-Scully’s ex as well as both criminals, interesting, especially as Scully’s ex began to mix with the bad guy. Minus points for not shooting the bank robber until after he started shooting up a room full of civilians, extra points for Mulder being great this entire episode. 9/10

Young at Heart: Episodes with creepy killers are always my favorite, and I loved seeing Mulder get toyed with. Reverse aging science…eh it’s not the main point. Minus points for the worst plan ever (let’s invite the killer into a crowded area and let him shoot at Scully even though apparently her bulletproof vest barely saved her), but extra points for Mulder angst. This man has so much guilt. 9/10

E.B.E: Honestly the plot of this one wasn’t super interesting but that’s not what we’re here for is it? Every Mulder and Deep Throat interaction? Perfect. Scully’s little « the truth is out there, but so are lies » speech? Immaculate. The ending where Deep Throat reveals his backstory and Mulder says « I’m trying to decide which lie to believe? » Cinema. 9.5/10

Miracle Man: A bit of a letdown after such a strong streak, but still solid. Pretty good! And I admired that they had the guts to kill the kid too. 6.5/10

Shapes: Another fun 90s horror episode, HEAVY on the BtVS vibes. And it actually dealt with all of the Native American issues better than I thought it would! Not necessarily well in every aspect, but I was expecting much worse considering Genderbender. 7.5/10

Darkness Falls: Y’all this was GOOD! I loved the sense of impending doom that was just present the whole time, and the melancholic feel of the entire thing. Minus points for the anti-environmentalist sentiments and for the blatant plot armor at the end (they really should have died…but then there wouldn’t be a show). 9/10

Tooms: While Tooms being let out on parole was a bit of a stretch, I enjoyed seeing Mulder stretched to his limit. He’s a good character to do that with. Tooms was an even better villain here than in Squeeze imo, because his craftiness really got to shine through. Huge bonus points for the scene in the car. « Mulder, I wouldn’t put myself on the line for anybody but you. » I’M DEAD. 8.5/10

Born Again: The most memorable parts of this episode for me were the thick fake New York accents and the fact that the kid was named Michelle so I kept quoting Derry Girls in my terrible fake Derry accent the whole time. 5/10

Roland: This was the only episode I hated. I could barely get through any Roland scenes-I thought the autism portrayal was clunky and unnecessary and I just don’t want to watch autistic people suffer. It pained me. There wasn’t even any Mulder/Scully banter to salvage it. In fact, it seemed they were barely in the episode at all. It gets half a point because Scully looked really pretty this episode. 0.5/10

The Erlenmeyer Flask: Now this was GOOD STUFF. I feel like since we know the aliens are there and there’s less mystery, alien-focused episodes so far have been slower and I’ve liked them less but THIS kept the pace up and the mystery going throughout. I was fully hooked. I was also WORRIED for Mulder at the end-I thought we were getting a season cliffhanger! And those chemical burns looked BAD. And I DID NOT expect Deep Throat to die OR for them to get shut down. Where the heck are they gonna go from here? I love it. My favorite thing about this episode was really getting back into Scully’s headspace for the last 10 minutes or so. With some exceptions, I feel like a lot of the season has been shown through Mulder’s eyes (part of my gripe from earlier), but the pilot was 100% Scully and circling back to her here felt right. I also liked that she had to do another hostage exchange-a parallel to the first time she really showed why Mulder needs her. So much to love here. 10/10

Idk how many txf fans I have here aside from my one post that made the rounds, but if you’re here congratulations for making it through my essay! Let me know if you’d like any more thoughts/analyses, and if you’d like shorter, episodic posts when it comes time for Season 2:)

[mylifeincinema]

My Week(s) in Reviews: June 9, 2024

Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (George Miller, 2024)

Disappointing. It's impossible to not compare this movie to Fury Road. The sad thing is, when you do compare this to Fury Road, every single aspect of it pales in comparison. Anya is really good, here, but just never feels like Furiosa. And Chris Hemsworth is a blast, but he goes full-ham in the most distracting way imaginable. Then there's Miller's direction, which is tedious compared to his work on Fury Road. The structure of the film is awkward, and the pacing is damn-near unbearable, draining the action set-pieces of almost all of the balls-to-the-wall adrenaline in which every single moment of Fury Road was drowning. And the cinematography is a complete bore compared to the eye-melting shots by which Fury Road was almost exclusively composed. All that being said, on its own, Furiosa is not a bad movie. Unfortunately, however, it's impossible to experience it on its own in a world where the infinitely superior Fury Road exists. - 6/10

In the Land of Saints and Sinners (Robert Lorenz, 2024)

I really like this brand of slow-burn, quietly human, small-town action-thrillers. Add in this stellar cast and that pitch-perfect climax, and this is the best of its kind I've come across in at least the past few years. - 9/10

The Beekeeper (David Ayer, 2024)

Far from good, but just action-packed enough to keep it from being a complete waste of time. - 4.5/10

Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes (Wes Ball, 2024)

The absence of Andy Serkis felt significant. But other than that, this wasn't bad. Overlong? Definitely. But far from bad. I don't have much to say, really. The mo-cap work was fantastic, and there were some really interesting/exciting set-pieces. The cast were pretty solid straight through, with the highlights definitely being Freya Allan and Kevin Durand, who steals every second of screen-time he has. - 8/10 For Reference... My Updated Scores for the New Planet of the Apes Films: Rise: 7.5/10 Dawn: 9/10 War: 9.5/10 Kingdom: 8/10

I also revisited Peter Jackson's The Frighteners and Christopher Landon's Happy Death Day & Happy Death Day 2U. The Frighteners is every bit as amazing as it was the last time I watched it, except for how poorly the effects have aged. And the Happy Death Day movies were just as fun as they were in cinemas. I really wish we'd get more of that concept and delivery, and more of Jessica Rothe as a scream queen.

Enjoy!

-Timothy Patrick Boyer.

[magicxc]

Sizes

Pairings: Survey Corps - their dick sizes

Word Count: 857

Warnings: none

A/N: this is so self indulgent, it aint even funny lol. Please enjoy what I think the bois are packing.

Headcannons Masterlist

Eren - 9.5 inches

Phew I mean, this doesn’t take too much explaining…at least for me. Eren legit had the gall to wipe out 80% of the population so I can only imagine that he has the balls to match. It’s safe to say our boy is all bark and bite cause he’s absolutely backing up whatever the fuck he says. Needless to say, you need to be PREPPED before penetration.

Levi - 6.5

As my personal favorite of the bunch, daddy Levi is absolutely still working with sumn, okay!!! Let's not count our short king out the race. Matter of fact, I'm willing to bet my bottom dollar that Levi is giving you THEE best seggs. As fun as size kinks are, let's be real, it hurts before it pleases. And 6.5 is like the perfect length to comfortably kiss your cervix. That stamina? His insomnia? The low, sultriness of his voice? Yeahh, you can kiss a good night's rest goodbye and your pussy will absolutely thank you for it. It’s been said that Levi is one of the best in terms of ODM use because of how quick he is while maneuvering the gear and the way it’s used is by the wearers shifting a lot of their weight to their pelvis for movement. Once again YOUR PUSSY WILL THANK YOU! 

Erwin - 7.5

Though the Commander stands tall above his peers, he has some muscle mass to him and therefore I consider him a girthy fellow. Keep in mind this is the same man who stared down Reiner in his armor titan form, all the while being short one arm. It's been said that the horses that the scouts ride are bred specifically to outrun titans but what they leave out is that Erwins horse is bred specifically to carry balls as heavy as his. Lmfaoo this man is BRAVE, just daring a mf to try some shit. And he absolutely carries that trait into the bedroom as well. 

Connie - 7.5

Connie has always given me goofball vibes. That “huh” ass mf was sorta the comedic relief to the show and it’s like omg you brought dick too?? Funny men be getting me ngl jksjsks. It’s been said that Connie views the Scouts training almost like a summer camp and while he made the top ten his competitive edge doesn’t really set in until he sees someone doing better than him lol. I genuinely don’t think dick size matters to him all that much so when he becomes sexually active and gets so much praise, it’s like ohh wow - new kink unlocked.

Jean - 10 inches

I'm willing to physically debate this lmao. This is probably the only thing he’ll beat Eren in, but I whole heartedly believe that Jean is packing a SCHLONG. He’s always stood above his peers throughout the show and as he ages, it’s more prominent. Tall and skinny men are literally always packing and those pencils wanna write in every book. Mans would absolutely put Mikasa through a mattress if given the chance.

Onyankopon - 8.5 inches

Even though Ony doesn’t get a whole lotta screen time, I can safely assume his length here. This is the same man who fucking DARED Floch to kill him AFTER witnessing him kill a few others for refusing to fall in line. You wanna talk about standing on business? Ohhh Ony’s your man through and through. Mans is always fighting for the greater good and even willing to sacrifice his life for the cause; it’s safe to say you’d bark if he asked you to. 

Reiner - 7.0

Ok hear me out, mans is GIRTHY. And 7 inches isn’t a bad place to be at all. Very rarely do those beefcake ass men have length, but that doesn’t mean they're lacking. In fact, I’ll take it a step further and guess that Reiners smeat curves left. CHANGE MY MIND. Any man strong enough to wield that heavy ass armor titan is absolutely knocking the cobwebs off that pwussy. Needless to say, prep is still a must.

Armin - 7.0

Its certainly the quiet ones that shock you the most. Have you ever interacted with a chill and laid back man? It's definitely a reason for that and Armin is no exception. Although I consider him the least experienced, keep in mind that he is a QUICK learner. Every contort of your face and shift of your body is all the notes he needs to take to properly learn how to work your body over. And soon, you’ll be able to mold him to your perfect sex partner. That, coupled with his sweet attitude and sincere personality; sigh that bitch Annie really struck gold with this one. 

Floch - 8.0

If you look up unhinged in the dictionary, you’d literally find a picture of Floch. Many can make the argument that he may be overcompensating for something, but I di-fucking-gress. Even though he can be a bit off the walls, it truly was for good reason and all in the name of his country and THAT, my friends, is big dick behavior.

[gimmick-blog-reviewer]

Gimmick Blog: @front-facing-pokemon

Gimmick: Originally solely pictures of front facing pokemon, has since pivoted to pokemon from the "least flattering angle possible."

Gimmick rating: 10/10, the gimmick is simple, takes effort, is funny, and is tied to something that a lot of people can appreciate (in this instance pokemon). In my eyes, this is the perfect gimmick. It took me a while to articulate this and come to terms with the fact that I have exactly zero problems with it. I almost reduced it to a 9/10 on principle, citing the change in gimmick. But I'll talk about that in the next section. As of time of writing, this is the first gimmick that I rate a 10/10. Congradulations Front Facing Pokemon.

Blog rating: 9/10, nearly perfect. The blog is thoroughly dedicated to the gimmick, and only differs from it occasionally. However, it does differ so it is not perfect. Something I would like to applaud this blog for is the pivot in gimmick. When a gimmick runs out or the blog owner grows sick of it I often see gimmick blogs neglected and disused or even deleted. FFP instead changed to a different but nonetheless related gimmick. "Least flattering angle" is also higher effort that "front facing" and I think that was an honorable choice. As of time of writing, this is the highest rating a blog has received.

Overall rating: 9.5/10, the highest rating awarded as of time of writing. I felt nervous about giving such a high rating, but after much deliberation I believe it is as objective as I can be. Congradulations. Here's my icon from its least flattering angle.

[clairedelune-13]

My personal ratings for the four specials:

The Star Beast: 8.0/10

Wild Blue Yonder: 9.5/10

The Giggle: 9.5/10

The Church on Ruby Road: 9.5/10

The Star Beast was solid, nostalgic fun, if a bit heavy-handed towards the end.

Wild Blue Yonder is easily a solid 10 but because of the silly cold open, it’s a 9.5 but that’s still not bad and my favorite out of all.

The Giggle is a solid 10 for me, but I gave it a 9.5 for purely petty reasons. Why? Opening on Soho was the perfect opportunity to give us a cameo of either Aziraphale’s bookshop or the Bentley parked on a street corner. Sorry, I don’t make the rules. A missed opportunity is a missed opportunity. 🤷🏻‍♀️

The Church on Ruby Road was almost a solid 10 knocked down cuz of the goblin silliness but still a solid intro for Ncuti and Millie.

[lorahgames]

Collar x Malice: Full Review

Console: Nintendo Switch

Total Play Time: 60 hours

Lorah Game Rating: 9.5/10

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I finally did it; I stuck with one single otome game, and finished it up!

Although CxM is my first blog post, I am not new to otome. I like to think I have a fair bit of experience to chalk up a decent review about these games, so this is my go at it!

SYNOPSIS: Collar x Malice takes place in a quarantined Shinjuku, Japan, where citizens live in fear of Adonis, a criminal organization that believes it will revitalize Japan with its own warped sense of justice and judgement. The story begins when Ichika Hoshino, a rookie cop, is attacked and has a poisonous collar placed around her neck by Adonis, who declare they are testing her as they believe she has potential to be one of their sympathizers. Ichika must now work with a group of ex-cops to discover the truth behind the Adonis crimes and to remove her collar.

TIME TO BEGIN THE REVIEW!

I was absolutely blown away by Collar x Malice. Don't get me wrong, I love all the otome games I play, but this one topped the charts for me. I am very, very particular when it comes to what I like and dislike about otome. I absolutely can't stand when the story is boring, but also don't like when the plot takes away from the romances with the love interests. I think CxM has perfected the balance of story-to-romance. I found myself both wanting to solve the mystery of the game while also loving the time I got to spend with each of the LIs. Of course, some routes I found better than others, but that's to be expected! I genuinely enjoyed each of the LIs and what they had to offer. Usually, there will be a LI or two I'm not too fond of, but let me say, all these boys have replay-ability. I will be revisiting this game again.

My first impressions were so-so; they are almost always completely based off of the LIs' designs (lol, a little bit shallow but what can you do). I definitely had preferences towards Yanagi and Okazaki initially. I was indifferent to Sasazuka, and did not feel like I would enjoy Enomoto and Shiraishi all that much. But let me tell you this.

DON'T JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER. PLS.

Mineo Enomoto

Honestly, I played this man first to get him over with. LOL. I hate to say it now. Enomoto gave off middle school vibes, and it wasn't for me in the beginning. BUT. He really grew on me! Honestly, for being THAT character, you know, the one with no experience with girls, it ended up being super cute. Once you got past the eyepatch thing, he was truly a really good guy and it was adorable to see his relationship develop with Ichika. Definitely not a story heavy chapter, and was a great light introduction to the game, especially with how the game gets darker later on. Enomoto wasn't my favourite, but I still am excited to play his after-story in CxM unlimited.

Takeru Sasazuka

Oh, Sasazuka. Your route was great.

This man was a tsundere if I've ever seen one. He was curt, he was rude, but he was such a good LI. I actually found Sasazuka's backstory to be really good, especially the role it plays in the plot. He had MEGA character development from the beginning of the route to finish. It was lovely to see him fall so hard for Ichika, who he had been calling stupid cat for half the game. Not to mention, Sasazuka's CGs are FINEEEE. I hit that Switch screenshot button a few times. Funny enough, when I went to go play Yanagi's route it didn't register my completion of Sasazuka's, so I actually had to play his route twice. Of course, I sped through most of the dialogue, but I did find myself stopping to replay and read the cute moments between him and Ichika. I enjoyed them as much as I did the first time. I really enjoyed both LI and plot in this route.

Kageyuki Shiraishi

I played Shiraishi's route fourth. At this point, I had a good gist of how the story was flowing, but I did NOT expect the plot twist of Shiraishi's route! I was hesistant to even play Shiraishi at all, because long-haired men (not to mention the cat aesthetic he has going on) aren't usually my thing. Personally, I loved the route's plot more than I did the romance with Shiraishi. This isn't me saying he was bad, but his story was so well done, it's hard to not like it more. I found with Shiraishi, he was slightly overhyped in online reviews. A lot of people say Shiraishi is their favourite from the game, but he wasn't mine. I think I went in with my expectations a bit too high, especially after how much I loved Okazaki's route. At the climax of his route, I felt things were a bit rushed because I was confused as to what was going on, but it was such a minor confusion that I figured things out pretty quickly. Again, I'm really looking forward to playing his after-story!

Aigi Yanagi

It took forever to finally get to Yanagi's route. Honestly at the point I finally got to play his route, he has been a side character for so long that it was hard not to see him that way (LOL, sorry Yanagi!). One thing I was surprised about was that Yanagi's route really put romance on the back-burner and put the story in the front. I get it, since Yanagi's route was the big reveal and finale, and honestly it really worked for the overall story. It's not like Yanagi's route wasn't romantic, but it was a little hard to focus on him when you could feel the Adonis leader's identity reveal just around the corner. Yanagi also had the longest route, with seven chapters instead of six. I would say he got some of the best CGs of the game, probably since he is the poster child of CxM. The whole Yanagi backstory is absolutely fantastic as well, and they did a really good job diving deep into his character.

Kei Okazaki

Of course, I had to leave Okazaki for last. Okazaki is by far my favourite Collar x Malice LI and may quite literally be overtaking Toma (Amnesia) for the top spot of them all. I knew I would love Okazaki from the start and I was right. I love his character design, the voice acting, aloof personality, route story, EVERYTHING. While I would not classify Okazaki as any sort of yandere (my favourite trope), he checked all the boxes I usually look for in my LIs (self-sacrificing, obsessive, etc). His entire life outlook changed after getting close with Ichika, and was it ever emotional seeing him go though all that inner turmoil. Let me tell you, this man had me RUNNING to Collar x Malice Unlimited for more. The amount of times he popped up in Yanagi's route made me want to just go replay his route again. Not to mention, his tragic love ending has to be the best in the game. I accidently got it by misclicking, but holy crap?? The CG was crazy! And once you get the tragic love end, you get the bonus CG, which also happens to be my favourite from the game. Anyway, this game has left me an Okazaki fan through-and-through, as well as clogged up my Switch library with screenshots of his face. I could say A LOT more, but trying to leave this spoiler-free for friends who potentially want to play.

Kei best boy <3

Do I recommend Collar x Malice? Of course!

The game really hits both the story component and romance component, and I definitely got my money's worth with over 60 hours of gameplay. Of course, there are some minor bugs (looking at you, Sasasuka route) where dialogue seems to be misplaced or the self-inserted name still comes up as Ichika, but believe me, this was so minor and infrequent that I don't think it affected the overall quality of the game.

I am actually sad that the game is over! I'm scared to finish Unlimited too, because what will I do then?!

Overall, Collar x Malice definitely left a lasting impression on me and has become one of my favourite otome. I had a blast playing it and will definitely be back to do it all again. I hope I can break free of my habit of comparing every LI to my favourite, because Okazaki will be hard as hell to beat.

Thanks for reading my review !

LORAH

[twig-gy]

slightly more put together review of PLUS by autechre:

DekDre Scap B: 3/10. least favorite. this is the only one of the album that manages to drop down from ‘hm! weird noises’ to ‘autechre please stop making these wretched sounds’. would rather sit in silence than listen to it. also it feels disorganized but that’s not rare with autechre

7FM ic: 6.5/10. could summarize this with the word ‘wacky’ or the phrase ‘kalama musi’ (fun sound(s)). the sounds are interesting and i can chew on them like chewing gum. it’s enjoyable! but not significantly good. it’s another one that feels disorganized to me. cool n good but also kind of whatever

marhide: 5/10. some new noises with this one! nice. why is their fan in the back.? <- from while listening. okay this is okay. these are just Noises. ok

ecol4: 5.5/10. oooo this synth is nice (percussion could be better but also the synth is the main focus it’s whatever i guess). it’s Interesting the synth is Interesting and the percussion is a cool accent but also it’s kind of giving me a headache?. kind of Nothing kind of Swagever not putting this on my playlist to listen to later. has some better parts. mostly ok

lux 106 mod: 7/10. i really like this synth it’s nice! first that stands out to me, i think. actually goes on the playlist <- from while listening. solid 7. it’s very calming, a good breath of fresh air from all the percussion focus, i like the melding synths, almost roiling. it reminds me of water, it’s very blue. niceys

X4: 8.5/10. this is the one that stood out to me on the first listen as really good. it’s got good accent synths/bass but the percussion and the screeching ish noise (<- also melody!!!!! it’s a really good way to do melody i think. very crunchy!!) is the real focus. i like them! they’re nice and fun! chewable even. like chip! ‘literally the sounds of a robot dying. this slaps’ - my true and beautiful mutual npdkondraki. we get more bass (?) here as well as more of the fabric covered rock noises but i think they’re done better here. both melody and percussion. it’s like if they made your fucky washing machine sound good <- ideas dreamed up by the utterly deranged. there are also some drainer noises /positive somehow. melody accented with the autechre noises we all know and love (yes all of us. everyone). except the melody IS using strange noises and IS done in The Autechre Way which is a positive!! songs that make me go yay yippee. why is this So Water and So Electronic at the same time /positive. i like how it evolves to more. dungeon noises, like distant knocking on rock walls …… and the hints of melody at the end are SO GOOD!!!! i really do love the water noises sprinkled throughout theree…. epiku

ii.pre esc: 9/10. songs that make you go HOLY FUCKING SHIT when you start playing them. there’s more of a melody focus on this one, like lux 106 mod, and the high, almost string instrument noises are genuinely haunting and so so beautiful. best described as ethereal and otherworldly and suchlike. they’re the main focus but i do like how All of the noises are done, but that’s just autechre. it’s one of those songs that makes me remember autechre knows what melodies are. wonderful.

esle 0: 9.5/10. feels like an extension of ii.pre esc that’s just a bit different, in the best way possible. i’d say it goes even harder on the high haunting melodies, maybe, with a bit more of beautiful accenting… it’s just. guh. beautiful like a sunset. reminds me of minecraft music but even Better. if it’s not the perfect song it is very close. to be honest

TM1 open: 5.5/10. here we go back to some of the earlier sounds, this is more reminiscent to the end of X4. less melody focused but still. very chewable. damp rock music. ‘tm1 open is like . fish music’ - my true and beautiful mutual npdkondraki again ^_^ erratic, but not in a bad way

[astarionposting]

So a little short review of this Astarion scent on Etsy for anyone who is looking for recommendations:)

I REAAALLY love this scent. It smells sooo good. I wish it had a bit more bergamot, but otherwise I find it to be perfect <3 I usually go for more “masculine” scents, and this one is the perfect blend of “feminine” and “masculine” scents (by that I just mean how some scents are usually branded as, I think u can wear whatever u want it doesn’t matter). It also has a hint of sweetness to it, kind of like cherry/vanilla almost? It’s wonderful.

The packaging is cute, pretty simple. It came with a cute little note that made me think of the head canon of Astarion owing a perfume shop in Baldur’s Gate 🥹🥹

My FAVOURITE part about this is that it leaves a red stain behind if you don’t rub it into the skin. It almost looks like a little sparkly blood stain haha, I’m into it!

I also was able to preorder this candle! (I literally watched the count down for 5 minutes and then immediately locked in 😭) so maybe I’ll do a little review of that too in case people are looking for Astarion candle recommendations!

ANYWAYS to me this is a 9.5/10 just cause I’m picky with my scents lol

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

So, since i dont do a lot with my time right now besides play games I acquired through various means and use tumblr, I think it'd be fun to start using that time for something at least somewhat decent. Mutuals and followers, I introduce to you

The defininitve guide to Zelda:tm:

A list of Zelda games I've played, my opinions on them, and their rank against each other (or against the number one slot).

Starting this off strong, we have The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask for N64 and Gamecube. Arguably the best of the original 3D Zelda games, and a fairly short title as far as the 3D titles go, Majoras mask easily hits a 9.5/10. Its almost perfect. The graphics are lacking by modern standards but it makes up for it by having an interesting story, a fucking stellar mechanic that sets it apart from literally every other game in the series, and a weird level of complexity that you wouldn't necessarily need.

The general premise of the game: You are (The Hero Of Time), following the events of Ocarina Of Time. You are riding through a forest with said Ocarina, and you end up getting beaten up, robbed, and turned into a fucking creacher by some guy who just got back from a masquerade party. On top of that, upon following him through a fucking portal to a literal alternate universe (Because apparently those exist now) you find out that he is basically god and you have to stop him from killing everyone in the new universe.

Now you might be thinking "But Maeve, why is this any different than any of the other Zelda titles where (The Hero) goes and saves the world from someone trying to kill everyone?" and the answer is: It kinda isnt, unless you are story oriented. The main antagonist isn't Ganondorf, which isn't too strange, but he's also not like, inherently malicious. Spoilers ahead, don't read if you dont wanna know about the game.

<spoiler>The antagonist is a Deku Child, one who has been abandoned by his friends. The mask in question is just a plain evil mask that alters the Deku Child's personality, turning him into a monsterous evil creature. Sorta. Anyways, the big point is that the actual antagonist is just a mask, not the silly little guy wearing the mask.</spoiler>

Following that, the three day mechanic is the most important part of the game. Each game has a 3 day cycle. You start the game on day one, with 72 hours (Just under 1 real life hour) to complete the main objective of the game. Which, surprisingly, isn't actually entirely impossible. Speedrunners actually have the game down to 1h12m without major glitches, and just 15 minutes with major glitches for an any%. Of course, 100% glitchless runs take about 6 hours at their fastest, so you are in for a few hours worth of gameplay on your first run. Now, to beat the game you need 4 boss remains, and thats it. There's optional upgrades like 2 sword upgrades (technically 3), a mask that doubles your damage, magic bar upgrades, and obviously weapons, but realistically you can just Do The Bosses And Fuck Off. The mask that doubles your damage is actually the most difficult to get, as it requires you collect Every Other Mask In The Game, but the swords are easy to get since they're basically handed to you from the 3rd dungeon's city, and all you have to do is wait 2 in game days (after you pay the rupees for the first upgrade and give some gold dust for the second one.

Now you might have read That Fucking Paragraph and wondered "Maeve, why do you enjoy a game that not only sounds kinda complicated but also takes up so much time inherently?" and the answer is: Its just solid all around. The game itself is actually fairly easy, but it has its challenges. The time limit for each cycle means you have to be careful as you progress. If you start a dungeon on day 3 and you don't finish it before midnight, you have to start it over. Its a neat game that presents a unique challenge. Every other game is is so linear, but this game has you backtracking all the time if you wanna truly finish it.

I'm super sorry this is running long, but this is the first entry in the series. I still have to write up OoT, TwiPri, and Windwaker (once I finish TwiPri and Windwaker)

[idontwanttospoiltheparty]

“but my Hot Take is it totally was worthy of Album of the Year BEFORE John got killed.” Yes! As far as the songs are concerned it does kind of feel like an incomplete play because how do you go from I’m Moving On to Yes I’m Your Angel?? (I started out ironically liking this one now tralalala is the default ringtone in my brain). How would you rate the songs? :)

Just listened to the whole thing again to give a better answer. Fun birthday morning activity before I go brunching B)))))

(Just Like) Starting Over: Gorgeous. Fun. Beautiful. Immediately became one of my top John songs. The chords on this are gorgeous; masterful use of an augmented. Also the "but when I see you, darling" melody is perfect. This song just makes me incredibly happy. Also the bass is good :) 10/10

Kiss Kiss Kiss: I LOOOOOVE how much this messes with the previous vibe. It works so well. The opening guitars are v cool. Yoko's side 1 sound is so varied and does such cool blending of genres. Like there's a ska thing going on here? I am also lowkey um. kind of into her noises. 9/10

Cleanup-Time: this is definitely a silly-goofy song but it is suuuuuuuch a banger. I love the moments of high tension. "Now it begins" and the "well, well, well." bits. It adds a darkness to the song. The horn section went offffff. 9/10

Give Me Something: Absolutely Insane. the best use of Yoko's vocals and style imaginable. The production is immaculate. 10/10

I'm Losing You: Absolutely Insane Pt. II. The bridge bit "Now in the valley of indecision" is sooooo devastating (+ it's an obscure biblical reference! literary beatle At It Again). This song builds so well, I love how genuinely upset he sounds towards the end, breaking down on "Don't wanna hear about it!!!!" and generally how his voice gets nasty at certain moments. The song feels like slowly and extremely painfully discovering irreconcilable differences. The guitars in each verses breakdown moment sound like alarm bells. It's an immaculate breakup-or-almost song. The sound is so good, the harmonies are great. The guitar solo is crazy!!!!!! (it actually reminds me of George's work on How Do You Sleep? but without the cringe!!) THE PRODUCTION IS CRAZY OKAY?????? 10/10

I'm Moving On: the most insane follow-up to the previous song. He laid his deepest fears bear and she said "And What Of It???" The lyric "When you were angry you had love in your voice" keeps me up at night. But BANGER of a bassline and funky fresh nonetheless. Most effective song transition on the album and most of them are good to great! 9.5/10

Beautiful Boy: Absolute devastation aside, I must confess I find this song a little more boring musically. Though I do appreciate the adventurousness of the vocoder and the bridge is gorgeous. The outro is nice and really relaxing. 7/10

Watching The Wheels: I love John Lennon and I want him to be okay :( also the way the song slows down at the end of the chorus is soooooooo much to me. Like it hurts my heart. I like his talk-singing here, it really works for the vibe. The lyrics are kind of depressing despite the fact they're on the surface positive. But I think the question of what constitutes a happy life is interesting and deep at its core. 8/10

Yes, I'm Your Angel: I love that John is sharing an album with a granny song again. Nature is healing. I vibe with this and it suits Yoko surprisingly well. Tralala, as you say. But it's insane of Yoko to call John her fairy. Girl. STOP. 7/10

Woman: It's distinctly more boring than anything else John wrote for this album but I do enjoy it and find it sweet for the most part (aside from the horrors). The production reminds me a lot of Here, There and Everywhere. 6/10

Beautiful Boys: this is the least good one. It is just musically pretty uninteresting and the lyrics are kind of clunky. But the intro and instrumental bits sound cool tbh and I like how the production builds. "You've got all you can carry / And still feel somehow empty." OKAY???? 5/10

Dear Yoko: cute!! The sounds are very fun. "Even when I watch TV / There's a hole where you're supposed to be / There's no body lying next to me" is soooooooo much. I like the silly voice he puts on and I LOOOOVE the spoken bit at the end :((( 7/10

Every Man Has A Woman Who Loves Her: The production is good I just wish the song itself was better and it's too long. I like John providing backing vocals because it makes sense given the content. I feel like if this was just FASTER it would be great. The solo reminds me of ABBA. 6/10

Hard Times Are Over: I like this song!! It's sweet. The melodies are good, very cool playing between minor and major. I also like how the "over" ties back in with Starting Over. It works well as an album closer. Though Of Course, one begins to wonder what these hard times were exactly when the album cut off mid-conflict. Makes You Think. (This album gives me brainrot!!!!) Anyway I like Yoko's vocal here a lot and I like John joining on the refrains in the background :) 7.5/10

In conclusion: Double Fantasy good

[rom-e-o]

Connie with the different Scrooges?

I started thinking about how Constance would interact with the other Scrooges from different universes. You know, while they're all the same character inspired by the Dickens blueprint, they are somewhat different as different actors/directors have interpreted the character through their renditions.

There are versions of this character that I don't necessarily care to mull over, but the ones that I do...how would Miss Constance DoGoode interact with them? Would she even like them?

To level the playing field, as she meets the 2022 version post-redemption, she'll meet the others post-redemption also.

If there are version here left out, I just don't have much to say about it or have neutral feelings. Or I haven't seen it.

"Scrooge" (1951) - She would think he's wonderful! This is a super physical version of Scrooge, who twirls and dances, and she loves that! I think Connie would adore this version of him a lot. Alistair Sim being a comedian REALLY makes his redeemed transformation so joyful and physical. Connie thrives on joy and humor. She'd be properly sympathetic about his past, but not to the point of forgiving him. 8/10

"Scrooge" (1970) - I think she'd like him fine. Similar to the 2004 Scrooge (we'll get there), he's a little ... much for her, I think. Again, kind man giving to charity, great! She's supportive! But, if he was her boss, I feel like she'd taking a few shots after work some nights. This is also a very physical version of Scrooge, and the actor was literally in his 30s when he played the role, but the differences in his personality from the 1950s version work to the detriment of their chemistry here. 5/10

"A Christmas Carol" (1984) - She would be a little more intimidated by this rendition. He's not as easy to read as the others, at least not to her. He's handsome and incredibly kind, but a wee bit less silly than his 1950s version. However, I do think she's come around to feel quite comfortable around him. Eventually. I feel like they'd have an exceptionally good business relationship, and he'd notice her talents and intelligence. It scratches a different itch than the personality click. 8/10

"The Muppet Christmas Carol" (1992) - Imagining Constance talking to puppets honestly doesn't feel that weird. I feel like she and Rizzo would bond over being New York/New Jersey folk. Otherwise, I don't think she'd take to him. He's a fine gentleman, but...ehhhhhhhh. The vibes are off. That's the only way I can explain it. 6/10 for them, but 10/10 mental image.

"A Christmas Carol" (1999) - I'm not the biggest fan of this version, buuuut we're talking about Connie ... and I think Connie would take to him well. His awkwardness would get to her in the best way. She would feel quite safe around him, and I think that nervous, boyish energy post-redemption would absolutely captivate her. The dichotomy of a physically imposing frame with this almost sheepish gentleman? That's a big thing for her. Although he's not my fav version of Scrooge, I could see Connie falling for him. He might be so shy that Connie had to lead a bit, but that might be good for her and put them on mor equal footing than in other versions. 9.5/10

"A Christmas Carol" (2004) - He's a little too chaotic for Connie, I think? He has this constant, manic energy, even when redeemed. I think Connie would get exhausted. I feel like, if she worked for him, he might run her ragged with all his charity works and projects. She likes him, of course! Kind man who gives to charity, after all. But anything more? Probs not. 5/10

"A Christmas Carol" (2019) - No. Even post-redemption, there is no association. He's too much like her ex-husband for her to become attached in any way. If she finds out what happened to Mrs. Cratchit? Connie isn't violent, but she'd slap him hard, and probably multiple times. So would Theresea. -100/10

"Scrooge" (2022) - Perfect. Endgame. No notes. Funny, nice, endearingly awkward (but not too much), STUPIDLY handsome, tall, goofy, resonant voice, charitable, kind, good with children, and doting. He's a lousy decorator, but hey, no big deal. 100000/10

So the final ranking:

2022 (duh)

1999

1951 tied with 1984

[plxtypusbearr73]

I FINISHED FIONA AND CAKE!!!!!

damn that show made me feel things……,, i really liked episode 7 it literally gave me chills

gumlee is my current obsession and simon is just like me fr

ALSO THE VOICE ACTING????? peak. so many good voice claims in there.

9.5/10. almost a perfect show. i love it.

[loderlied]

Can I have a Shana fact pls 🤲 (I know u said there are no fun facts. So an Awful Fact would be good)

i will. try to give you something without feeling The Guilt TM. part of a deleted essay where i explain some of his basic story premise which might be good to know lol

though shana graduated a year later than planned, he almost immediately got accepted into a prestigious medical school due to otherwise perfect grades and extracurriculars and and and etc etc etc. while he prefers the social aspect of it, he is someone who does not have to try very hard to not just succeed but excel in academic settings. i mentioned this a while back but even before graduating he was already fairly certain of what he wanted to do later on, partially because he enjoys that dichotomy of being a monster and a doctor (the joy the wolf in sheep’s clothing gets from deceiving the sheep and such), with the other big reason being that he is simply very good with his hands on a kinesthetic level and learned that he likes cutting people up with them. he knows and likes what he likes.

i see shana as something along the lines of like a general or trauma surgeon primarily, but did undergo training for a specialty. something regarded as particularly difficult to master. you’ll see why in a minute. not fully decided the specifics here yet because i’ve been playing around with all of it in my headspace and such lol

i imagine he’d find a place to work in a more rural and/or poorer area, somewhere he is needed and absolutely irreplaceable, and like in all versions of his story, undoubtedly exploiting especially poor, mentally ill, and otherwise marginalised people in desperate need of medical care for his sick thrills. people that would not be listened to, be laughed out of the station at best even if they do remember and decide to speak out against his misdeeds against them. those primarily being deliberately fucking with his patients’ anaesthesia intending to have them paralysed but not nearly numb enough to not feel what’s happening. essentially deliberate anaesthesia awareness.

he’s insanely skilled at what he does and like. 9.5 out of 10 surgeries are not in uh. this style. especially in the beginning. (to his credit, even during those that are he doesn’t like. cut people up unnecessarily. he still “just” does the planned procedure.) this gets him enough respect and trust for certain uh. privileges. how he sees it at least. an insanely high pay that honestly is fucking predatory especially if you compare it to some of his underpaid coworkers (some probably even underpaid mainly just to pay him more) to keep him there instead of moving to a “better” area where someone of his “level” would certainly be accepted with open arms immediately, and this is certainly very nice and all, he can’t complain, but what shana’s really after is more. let’s say uh. privacy. this hospital is severely understaffed, no, the best of the best doesn’t need an anaesthesiologist surpervising the patient the entire time and this nurse and that nurse and those nurses could really be used better elsewhere. medical malpractice everywhere the eye can see. woo.

the worst part is that shana is genuinely extremely beloved and well regarded/respected not just in that specific community but enjoys an undeserved good reputation as a doctor/surgeon in general. eugh.

hope this is okay 👍 yay 👍 pukes

[ifonotlnow]

REVIEW NOBODY CARES ABOUT: HIP TO THE JAVABEAN EDITION

ALSO, some of this was written in the morning, and some was at night. So, if the night part is really THAT MUCH more entertaining, I'll start writing these right before I sleep again

What’s in the Toaster?: NA/10

Honestly, I don't think it needs explaining

Sunbeam Light Show Flower Seed: 8/10

Good song, It's fun, it's catchy, it says the words "necktie" and "band" in the same song, which clearly means it references Tally Hall (it hypothetically could've been). Good

Musical Chairs: 7/10

Pros: it's a really good song

cons: he uses the word "bloody" the way a filthy brit would

jokes aside, It's a really good song but I just don't LOVE it, y'know

Atomic Copper Claw: 9.5/10

ILOVETHISSONGILOVETHISSONGILOVETHISSONG IDK how to explain it but the protagonist is so me I love them so much. Also, I wonder if the antagonist actually DOES have an atomic copper coat like the singer believes.

Your Evil Shadow Has a Cup of Tea: 8.75/10

I feel like this in an unpopular opinion (outside of the lemon demon fandom) but I LOVE this song. Definitely on elf my highlights from the album, it's stupid and sounds kind of bad. It's exactly what I want in a song.

Telekinesis: 8/10

In this album, my favorite three songs in a row are easily Telekinesis, Matches and Nails, and Relativity. Sure, I do like YESHACOT and Atomic Copper Claw more, but honestly it feels weird to separate the songs. It just feels natural to put those songs together. anyways hell yeah I love this song.

Matches and Nails: 8/10

The protagonist is kinda stupid with a horrible memory. Literally me (except that spot is already taken by the atomic copper claw guy)

Relativity: 8/10

I like, love love love the outdo of this song. Also, the chorus and pre-chorus are really fun and catchy! unrelated, but this album in my head feels really white. Not in a racial way, just. Like, when I think of this album I think of specifically the Minecraft polished quartz block.

Fancy Pants Manifesto: 8/10

If you haven't before, do yourself a favor and listen to this song with headphones in. It was a month or two before I listened to this song with headphones, and I was delighted when I heard the bridge and during that one part the synth bounced from ear to ear. Also, I didn't realize until the re-mastered version came out that at the beginning of the song Neil was saying "1, 2, 3, 4" and I thought he said "fancy pants, fancy pants" also this song reminds me of that one flash game

Go to Hollywood: 7.75/10

Love this song. It's great, and a sudden though appreciated change of pace from the rest of the album (kinda like clown circus' somnolence in terms of sound). This song used to be my favorite, but became overplayed in my head and ended up losing a good 1.25 points over time. Whoopsie!

I Know Your Name: 8/10

This song is an energetic, fun, hilarious masterpiece and anybody who tries to tell you the deporitaz/trapezoid version is better is WRONG.

Consumer Whore: 8/10

Kinda like go to Hollywood, this song became a little overplayed (though less so). I really like the second verse (cause it's funny) and the bridge (cause bridges are often my favorite parts of lemon demon songs)

Between You and Me: 8.25/10

I feel like this song is a perfect example of what I mean when I say the song is white. White like polished quartz, or almost-to bright pale LEDs. This song just feels really clean, almost weirdly "cleaner" than the lemon demon songs that came before it. Not that's bad, it's one of my favorite songs on the album. "Where cosmic placement failed / Where Serendipity drags her tail" is a FANTASTIC lyric (no I do not know what serendipity means I just think it's a big fancy word that sounds cool)

I’ve Got Some Falling to Do: 8/10

no need for explanation, it's a good song.

Sick Puppy

OKAY this song is so long, that it wouldn't do it justice to give it one rating so I've decided to split up the song into three sections

Sick Puppy (first instrumental section): 8/10

I know I said I don't really like instrumentals much, but this section is probably my favorite in the song. In fact, it may be one of, if not my favorite Lemon Demon instrumental. It's fun, it's energetic, and I especially love the section where it really picks up before transitioning into the second instrumental section.

SPEAKING OF THE SECOND INSTRUMENTAL SECTION.....

Sick Puppy (second instrumental section): ZERO OUT OF TEN (actual rating like 4/10)

GRR EW I HATE THIS SECTION IT RUINS THE INSTRUMENTAL SECTIONS AND IT RUINS THE WHOLE SONG I HATE IT IT SUCKS SICK PUPPY MORE LIKE SUCK(S) PUPPY

Sick Puppy (Guitar section): 6.5/10

meh

OVERALL: 8/10

FAVORITE/LEAST FAVORITE TRACKS

Atomic Copper Claw, Sick Puppy or Musical Chairs (depends on my mood)

Bonus Tracks

Almond: 7.25/10

good.

Bad Idea: 8/10

This song's pretty good. It's a fun song about zombies (WITHOUT THE ACCENT COUGH COUGH PEPPER AND SALT COUGH COUGH) but it kinda got overplayed. I still really like it though, and it has a great ending.

Behold the FUTURE: 7.5/10

overrated

Not Applicable: 7.75/10

Good, fun instrumental. Definitely my favorite instrumental on the album.

Roman Robot Statues: 7.5/10

yeah good song

Run, Harry, Run!: 8/10

WHAT THE FUCK WAS NEIL ON WHEN HE WAS WIRITNG THE LYRICS TO THIS SONG WHAT IN THE NAME OF HARRY POTTER COMPELLED NEIL TO WRITE THIS WEIRD ASS FANFICTION JESUS CHRIST. Also, good for him killing Dumbledore. You go, girl!

Take a Picture: 7.5/10

ehh its okay. don't love it. good song though

There’s a Robot in My Head: 6/10

This song is a great alarm. I know from experience.

OVERALL BONUS TRACK RATING: 7/10

FAVORITE/LEAST FAVORITE BONUS TRACKS

Either Run, Harry, Run, Bad Idea, or Not Applicable for my favorites. Least favorite is there's a robot in my head, easily.

[strawbberryhead]

Name: strawberryhead

Real name: Lin yôu(林友)

Age:???

Birthday: November 21

Ethnicity: 🇵🇭🇪🇸🇨🇳

Fun facts about me:

-I'm really into kpop more on boy groups then girl groups but I've since Stan at least 25+ boy groups and maybe 5 girl groups.

-I'm also into anime I haven't watched anime in like a year now but I've been trying new anime's, my pfp may be nana but my favorite anime off all time is given.

-love dramas my tier list goes to 1st thai drama 2nd korean drama 3rd Chinese drama 4th Taiwanese drama 5th Japanese drama, and yes all of them are Asian I just like it and my fav genre for all types of drama is ether BL or GL.

-my hobbies are making novels and doing random makeup styles or cooking but as a kid I wanted my hobby to be drawing but I'm just bad at it.

-I'm not mentally well and I'm also super suicidal and have BPD(borderline personality disorder) but I've come to almost live with it.

-I also like survival shows which they form a new kpop boy group I'm currently watching starlight boys and project 7.

- I also like BL manwhas sometimes GL manhwas but more on BL and my fave manhwa is cherry blossoms after winter.

Drama & Movie Recommendations (with ratings from 1 to 10)

Never let me go [9.3/10]

My school president [8.2/10]

Hidden agenda [6/10]

Love is in the air [9.9/10]

2gether [6/10]

Still 2gether [6/10]

Bad buddy's [9/10]

Enchante [5/10]

Star in my mind season 1&2 [8/10]

Vice versa [7/10]

The miracle of the the teddy bear [9/10]

The eclipse [9.8/10]

Fish upon the sky [8/10]

Cutie pie season 1&2 [8.9/10]

A boss and a babe [9/10]

Not me [10/10]

Kinnporsche [8/10]

Until we meet again [7/10]

My only 12% [9.9/10]

Dark blue kiss [7/10]

Don't say no [9.8/10]

Tharntype [4/10]

Why R U? (Thailand) [3/10]

Moon light chicken [8/10]

Our sky season 1&2 [8/10]

Bed friend [7/10]

Our winter [6/10]

Past singer [5/10]

Hit bite love [5.5/10]

Future 2023 [8.6/10]

Boyband [4.3/10]

Tin Tem Jai [6.8/10]

Love syndrome season 1,2&3 [4.6/10]

Crazy handsome rich [5.4/10]

Low frequency [4/10]

Dinosaur love [6.3/10]

Wedding plan [7.4/10]

Step by step [5.2/10]

La pluie [9.6/10]

House of stars [2/10]

Be mine superstars [7.4/10]

Puppy honey [4.7/10]

Theory of love [8.5/10]

Cooking crush [9.9/10]

Secret crush on you [9.7/10]

My gangster oppa [8.9/10]

Playboy [5.1/10]

My engineer [9.5/10]

For him [8/10]

Big dragon [9.6/10]

Unforgotten night [9.7/10]

Between us [10/10]

Ai long nai [9.8/10]

Middle love [7.5/10]

Pit babe [7/10]

Last twilight [10/10]

Dangerous romance [10/10]

Love stage [9.1/10]

Meow ears up [9.89/10]

Only friends [8/10]

Love in translation [7.8/10]

We are [10/10]

Love mechanics [9/10]

City of stars [9.6/10]

Only boo! [9.1/10]

Deep night [8/10]

Lovely writer [9/10]

Friends with benefits [7/10]

War of Y [9.9/10]

Dead Friend Forever (DFF) [6.5/10]

1000 stars [9.9/10]

Cupid's last wish [10/10]

Wandee goodday [8.9/10]

Baker boys [4/10]

Work from heart [8.6/10]

Love with benefits [6.7/10]

Tonhon Chonlatee [9.8/10]

Semantic error [7/10]

Light On Me [10/10]

Nobleman's ryu wedding [10/10]

To my star [5.2/10]

Blueming [7/10]

Cherry blossom after winter [10/10]

Color rush season 1&2 [9/10]

Tinted with you [9/10]

Mr.heart [10/10]

Step for you [7/10]

Night fight [6/10]

Wish you:Your Melody from my heart [9/10]

My sweet dear [8.9/10]

The taste of Florida [-/10]

Peach of time [6.9/10]

Kissable lips [9.9/10]

The boy next door [8.9/10]

First love again [9/10]

Oh! Bonding house [8/10]

Love in spring [-/10]

Ocean Likes me [10/10]

Love class [8.7/10]

Choco milk shake [7.7/10]

Oh my assistant [5.4/10]

Ones again [10/10]

Roommates of poong duck 309 [6/10]

Sing my crush [10/10]

Unintentional love story [9/10]

Love tractor [8/10]

Why R U? (korean) [8/10]

Bon appetite [7/10]

Jazz for two [10/10]

The drector who buys me dinner [9/10]

Candy color paradox [9.9/10]

Perfect propose [8/10]

My personal weatherman [10/10]

You are mine [9/10]

Love for love's sake [9.8/10]

I will knock you [8/10]

About youth [8/10]

Ghost host ghost house [9/10]

Spring of crush [10/10]

High school return of the gangster [9/10]

Sing in love [6/10]

If it's with you [8/10]

love mate [5/10]

Eclipse [4/10]

A rose and a tulip [2/10]

In between seasons [5.5/10]

Mr.unlucky has no choice but kiss [8/10]

Love love you [9/10]

My bromance [0.1/10]

My on1y one[10/10]

The trainee[9/10]

On sale[8/10]

The monster next door[9/10]

Bad guy my boss[6/10]

Jack and joker[8/10]

I feel you linger in the air[10/10]

Memory in the Letter[7/10]

I saw you in my dream[10/10]

Hard love mission[8/10]

Sunset x Vibes[8/10]

Love sea[9/10]

Century of love[100/10]

Live in love[10/10]

Firstly like you[10/10]

Uncle unknown[-2/10]

Inverse identity[2/10]

Forever you[9/10]

Firstly like you[8/10]

Addictied heroine 2024 ver.[5/10]

A song currently stuck in my head right now