#*WHEEEZE* ANYWAY

[tapakah0]

[mamawasatesttube]

generally i think tim is the kind of person who just saves contacts in his phone by name. kon meanwhile is the kind of person who HAS to have a fun name for everyone he loves. when they start dating, you know it's serious the day kon changes his own name in tim's phone to "babycakes 💖🔥" and tim rolls his eyes but doesn't change it back.

[bear-cubs-art-things]

Ya know what? Have a Gideon

Went back and cleaned this up and added a bit more color.

Lowkey looks kinda cool :0

[perelka-l]

I made this graph for reasons so if anyone has reasons to need one, let's say that's for year of the dragon uwu (just tag me lol)

[thatrandomartblog]

MEET THE ARTIST 2024!!

Carrd Link

[paintedkinzy-88]

I RETURN

Hopefully, ima try and set a schedule for myself (for both my own work and fanwork), we’ll see how that goes! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

But for right now, please, if there’s a post you tagged me in, a piece of art you made, a fic you wrote, and I never reblogged it for whatever reason, specifically in my little sorta hiatus moment, TELL ME, SEND THE LINK, SHOOT AN ASK, SOMETHING.

Heck if there’s just something you want me to see, I’ll reblog that too rn, why not, let’s try that for once.

I just wanna catch up on the times! I’ve been away for so long, lurking in a different fandom… its time to heckin come back to my own stuff XD

[thedeadthree]

graves running for the hills the second isidora is freed from her cell and can now fulfill her promises in eleven different languages all the elaborate ways she’s gonna k*ll him sjsjzhzhz

[base0h]

CORAZON IS REAAALLYYYYY CLUMSY!! And I was thinking about a s/o even more clumsy than him, who almost die every day! So can I have a headcanons/scenario/one shot/drables (as you want) with Ace, sanji and law with a s/o who’s more, REALLY MORE, clumsy than corazon? Oupsss I forgot say « Hello ».. Sorry I’m so impolite. Hi! I hope you pass a good day or evening or night or morning..!

a/n - hi hi anon :) i love this idea 😭💜

Warnings ⚠️ - g/n reader, crack 😂

Dumb ways to die

- every time you slip on the stairs, trip on air, fall because of literally nothing, this man will save you

- and he’ll do it in the most romantic way possible

- he’ll catch you bridal style and give you a dip kiss while smiling like a romantic little shit

- “Be careful my love, I wouldn’t want you to get hurt.” he’s such a simp for you

- he has a sixth sense that is triggered whenever you’re about to fall, he could be in the middle of a convo with the most gorgeous lady he’s ever seen (Pft I’m joking ofc it’s you bro)

- “Excuse me, my amazing y/n is about to trip on their shoelaces.” fucking zooms away

- he has not dropped you, a single time

- and he will hold true to that, no matter what

- I swear whenever he catches you that true beauty car scene plays 💀💀💀

- bastard would honestly just let you fall and hurt yourself so you learn to not be as clumsy

- “Why didn’t you catch me, you’re literally right there!”

- “You’re not dead or hurt right?”

- “THAT’S NOT THE POINT LAW.”

- bitch. 💀

- ok this continued until he saw Sanji catching you before you fell like the gentleman he is, ohhh now the game is on

- you could be on the stairs and he’d be right behind you, just waiting for you to fall

- “y/n are you feeling off balance today?”

- “no- why?”

- “uh- just wondering” he will stay behind you, ALL DAY. AND I MEAN, ALL FUCKING DAY. To make sure HE catches you, and no one else

- no one, I mean no one, is allowed to catch you other than him (and Luffy bec he really doesn’t care 💀)

- thank Sanji for his new “caring” behavior 🥰

- he’s managed to catch you once, just once, and it was when you two met in the most cliche, korean drama way-

- “Oh- you ok?” you stare into his brown orbs as his devour yours

- “Oh- um… Yes, thank you f-for catching me.” you turn away shyly, your cheeks pink from embarrassment

- …I’m gonna go die now 💀

- but anyways- yes, that was the only time he’s been able to catch you

- the other times, he’s too busy laughing at you because he’s confused as to how you tripped on air 😭

- “BAHAHAHAHA Y/N YOU’RE AMAZING! HOW’D YOU DO THAT?!”

- “SHUT UP AND HELP ME UP DIPSHIT!”

- pls he’ll laugh about it all day long and bring up that one time you tripped and fell straight into the ocean literally every single day

- Out of nowhere he’ll start giggling, “Ace what?”

- “remember- when you tripped on your own weapon and fell into the ocean? *WHEEEZE*”

- you ignored him for the next hour or so, and he came crying back saying he wasn’t going to laugh at you again

- he laughed about it within five minutes

a/n - law sucks 💀

[blubberymuses]

Chiaki just being stuck in her room playing games as always her lardy body won't allow her to do anything else.. And then sonia knocks the door and comes in! Asking to check om her friend!.. Oh my she's playing a game about running her own kingdom? How interesting!~ let's jist hope chiaki doesn't corrupt our dear princess into a lardy shut in princess of a digital kingdom~

Yeah! it'd be absurd if Chiaki was a corruptive force of adipose!.. Right?

...

"Soniiaa, yoouu have too.. hooh.. cliickshh oouuURRRRRPppveer d-dere to.. toooh... feeeed yourreh troopeesh... Hoardin' a-all... mmmph.. de food f-for dee princeshs'h w-won't'sh... wheeeze.. won't'shhh get'sh yoouu f-faar..." The blob pile of a gamer would squish up against her buddy some more in their cramp couch, barely able to point at Sonia's laptop screen due to having to move over peaks and valleys of flab to get there. That soft blubber being the property of the princess.

"Buut'sh I waant'sh d-deh... ooOOOOURRRRRrp~.. priinceeshs'h too.. BWOORRRRRRP... r-reflect'sh mee.. haaaaah... aaccuuraateely~" The gassy blonde beauty now looked pale as sunlight never peered through Chiaki's blinds, leaving the two in total darkness besides for the blue lights of their screens. The only brief sunlight the duo got was when Usagi would waddle on in to deliver the pseudo-couple the food they ordered, mainly Doritos and MTN DEW, maybe a stack of pizzas if they were feeling daring and especially peckish. Controllers were covered in grease just like their unwashed hair, due to the two peculiar, sweat-ridden geeky women not wanting to cut back from their gaming time... Or at least that's what the lardasses tell themselves, they probably can't lift up those massive cankles anymore even if they tried...

Anyways Sonia adores Real Time Strategy and Social Simulation games, even if she isn't great at both!

[cherry-cola-on-ice]

BRO IMAGINE BRAHMS HEELSHIRE SEEING READER SMOKE A ZAZA FOR THE FIRST TIME AND TRYS IT HIM SELF 😭

“Brahms have u seen my bong

*WHEEEZE*

“BOY WHAT DA HELL-“

Poor baby boy. He tries so hard to make himself look good in front of you.

(Wish that I could be like the cool kids)

But he takes a single hit of-

Honestly let's face, anything. Bro can't even drink a coke if it's carbonated.

But anyways,

It got him out here looking like

You confused af

But also very much gives me thus vibe

[dilf-in-peril]

indie wrestler forced to retire at the age of 30 with a body racked by injuries wearing a printout of his 7.5 average cagematch rating like a medal. jk

seriously tho wreslters plz start taking care of themselves in an industry that doesn't give af abt them. MJF was so right abt this

Wheeezing--- but make that a 5.4 rating

Anyway, like I don't even mind the Forbidden Door spot, it's whatever, their choice and risk to take in a huge ppv and my observation was moreso that Ospreay did it weird, like Misawa's rarely looks that crunchy, 9/10 times it's more safe.

I understand the *discourse* and personal attacks on individual wrestlers are fucking annoying, but it's also fucking annoying that people go "LOL that's PRO Wrestling and it's fucking AWESOME BABY let's hear those bones cRUNCh" as if it's not a form of entertainment that has killed so many in the ring or just left them severely crippled, paralyzed, suffering from strokes, with brain damage and in constant pain for the rest of their lives.

It really sucks that you can't talk about that without it being an attack on individuals who risk their lives for something they are passionate about (and also sometimes because they are young and stupid and want to be noticed and haven't yet gotten a receipt for their actions), but it is also, I repeat, an industry which kills people quite frequently and just taking that for granted like you're owed people's bodies for your pop is disgusting.

And posting gnarly fucking spots where people are dropped on the head (not even talking Tiger Driver) in the 80s or 90s is not the own they think it is. Benoit's brain was scrambled eggs, Dynamite Kid was in a wheelchair age 40, Mick Foley lives with chronic pain, the people who did these things for you, either because they didn't know any better or because they didn't care at the time, paid the price.

Also going "yeah but did you know this guy tore a pec while doing this basic move" is super disingenuous. Yeah, accidents happen, but I'd frankly rather have a muscle tear on a hip toss than land on my spine and die on the spot, but that's just me!

[tapakah0]

[theomnicode]

Saitama and INFJ in a romantic movie:

"I understand you don't think this could work out between us and I know you don't think there is anyone out there who could love a beautiful person like you who has been broken by tragedy.

But what if I told you that's exactly my type?"

"Ah yes, the infj being attracted to broken people and wanting to help fix them… man, we need to find healthier relationships, but we need that fairytale romance that works out against all odds."

WHEEEZE

Literally Saitama and Genos, down to the fateful meeting and deshiderella, romeo and juliet and somehow working out all odds, defying time and space itself and Genos having such a tragic background but only has kuseno and saitama because he's edward scissorhands.

It is as fairytale romance as it gets lmao. Which also didn't work out in webcomic version because...they got a bad roll lmao.

Saitama only consumes action & romance media anyway.

[ask-dcf]

Gonna be busy today

So yeah I know I need to do an ask but I need to make sure the kittens doing ok and that my cat Asriel eating and drinking enough. Also ants starting to get in AAAA OF ALL TIMES! And also I’ll be having to set things up on my new fancy iPad. I’ll probably try drawing to we will see. Anyways. Will do ask in a bit. Much love and bless all…. Also the multiverse made a cheeky joke that my friend pointed out. With Asriel my cat bearing 6 newborn kittens…. I’m sure you all can get the joke. *WHEEEZE*

[treetownconfessions]

wow. just found out that the birth of Edgar Allen Poe in 1809 and all his legendary writing was not in fact to impact the whole world and his emotions, but specifically his quote "tell me every terrible thing you ever did, and let me love you anyway," was made because he looked into the future 200 years down the line and went "this quote is for the hit 2000's show HTF and the characters Flippy and Fliqpy." in this essay i wi

WHEEEZE

[gender-mailman]

WHEEEZE YE HE DO BE LIKE THAT

NICE CANNON THO, TOTALLY IMPRACTICAL BUT WHO THE FUCK CARES, IT'S A BIG CANNON

(totally not being fucking corny for the first time in a week)

-- @hypnosiacon

Zmsvdksjscsjgehs its okay to be corny *pat pat* anyways, I FUCKING LOVE THEM!!!! òwó