#*HEADCANON

[batbunker]

Jason and Damian's entire texting chat history is just them sending memes, posts, and links to videos back and forth with zero words exchanged

[goldticket]

wilkinson is wonka's lawyer on retainer.

wonka pays him handsomely to be his only client. wonka is too paranoid to have his lawyer work on other cases--the files could get crossed and suddenly some chum whose car brake broke and ran a red light has his hands on wonka's classified information. worse, ficklegruber or any of the other competitors may pose as a client just to get close to wonka's lawyer's files. best to keep it all exclusively in house.

anyway, part of that handsome pay entails wilkinson masquerading as slugworth. wonka only has wilkinson do this to people who've been granted access to his factory as a test to see if they're a spy or would easily flake for a nice check. wilkinson being a lawyer also allows this to immediately turn into damning evidence for a future court case should they illegally share classified recipe/IP with "slugworth".

wonka has constant inventions and patents he's creating. having a lawyer who is always with/for him makes that patenting process go much smoother.

[phasmophobie]

ELEMENT

— what is your muse “made of”, what is their character like? Courageous, loving, scared, etc. ( link )

Selfishness, to begin with. Usually not out of ill intentions and it had been worse a few years ago. Still, as someone who has not had much as a child, he's always looking to keep what he "owns" and "take" what is for the taking. Something that wasn't that hurtful to others, cuz he wasn't that social or ambitious outside his profession. But he's not exorcising your house or whatever cuz he's a helpful person — he just wants the experience.

Obsessive & over-protective. Just like the above, it's not necessarily in a bad manner. If he sees you as someone who is very dear to him, he'll do what is necessary to keep himself worthy in your eyes. He doesn't want to give you any reason to abandon him. That might or might not be shown in being clingy, jealous & forceful — but also in deep hearted affection, helpfulness and willingness to sacrifice. When it comes to people he loves and trusts, there is nothing he wouldn't do.

He is a helpless romantic. When he loves, he loves deep and passionate. He hasn't been loved in the past, but he begs for it with every thing he does — however, he's not good in differentiating between "someone is mildly annoyed" and "they are hating you without the possibility to ever love you again". He's too used to being left behind.

He's not spontaneous, he doesn't like sudden change, unless he can guess what happens next and calculate his personal outcome, yet he's able to decide his next steps. Pavel is a person to easily be overwhelmed, especially in regards of human interactions, but most of the time he's a "fake it till you make it".

Looking at this now I really wonder what his positive attributes are. I see not many, haha.

[multimuseforme]

🔞 Hawke

Hawke has had quite a few dalliances and one night stands in Kirkwall before he committed to one person among his companions. It's hard not to attract attention of that sort when you're that handsome, and tall and charming, well all those were in his own words.

It turns out Kirkwall women really like a Fereldan accent. Who knew? But among his paramours, were a few married women. And in his partial defense, he never knew until after the fact, but still didn't ask in the future. More than once, did he have to jump out a window so he wouldn't be caught.

[10ccs]

does your oc have any quirks or habits?

@manneatcr | let me talk about sam

some quirks:

he uses a lot of filler words, specifically like. he has the cadence of a valley girl in the body of a guy who should've been 24 in 1983.

his handwriting is a scrawl. it's not doctor bad but it's messy and scratchy.

sometimes he wears his headphones when he isn't even listening to anything because he wants people to leave him alone

sings while doing chores. he's a really good singer but like nobody knows this about him because he never sings around people

i know this wasnt part of the question but this is his singing voice thank you

[pyrrhk]

vague katniss dragon age inquisition au thoughts below

from the hinterlands. her father was a miner who died during the fifth blight - the mines he was in were overtaken by darkspawn with miners still inside. katniss was seven or eight. she's maybe a half-elf? i'm thinking about her father as an elf as an equalizer to the seam/merchants divide in twelve but i'm going back and forth on it.

immediately started hunting to try and feed her mother & sister. very similar to canon in this only minus the capitol/district situation, obviously.

was at the conclave to try and make a profit off of some skins, poultices she learned how to make, etc. wound up in the wrong place at the wrong time and got the anchor.

wakes up the herald. immediately thrust into that whole situation despite being a starving teenager. insists on her mother and sister being brought to haven immediately because they're at risk out in the hinterlands.

general quick thoughts about choices is sides with the mages as allies because she doesn't know shit about magic and figures they're going to be more helpful. allies with the wardens. arrests florianne, picks briala. still not sure on the well, tbh? i kind of want to say drinks because she thinks morrigan is a snake, but also i'm not sure if she would.

gets along fairly well with sera, cassandra, the iron bull, varric, and blackwall. wary of vivienne, dorian, cullen, and leliana. varying on solas and josie. has no idea what to think of cole.

her normal charming-on-accident self. very guarded, very wary, tries to make choices that are best for people forgotten by/purposefully ignored by the system.

generally regarded by detractors as a figurehead being used by the inquisition and tbh for valid enough reasons - she's a teenager - and at first seen by the inquisition inner circle as a stable enough decision maker/responsible until she pulls an equivalent of the scene in the first book when she fires the arrow at the apples and sets off the land mines, revealing that she will make dangerous and maybe even reckless choices when backed into a corner. and she's backed into a corner a lot.

prim still dies :3 i don't know when or where or how but she does. sorry babe doomed by the narrative.

still need to figure out all my trespasser stuff.

[bumblingbabooshka]

Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.

[animentality]

[incorrectbatfam]

The only acceptable trans Tim headcanon would be Tim introducing himself to the batfam as a boy from the get-go with such confidence that no one questions him. Then, his first solo case as Robin is investigating the disappearance of Jack and Janet Drake's "daughter," so he pretends to have a twin sister by forging a bunch of documents and photoshopping family pictures. He then fabricates evidence of her death, committing multiple crimes in the process, and holds a fake funeral at the end. Because if his previous name is dead to him, he's gonna kill it the Tim Drake way

[batbunker]

Reasons why Dick Grayson is bunnycoded:

Quick-witted

Fast

Can outsmart and outrun much larger predators

Powerful leggies with big kicks

Elegant and graceful movements

Small but mighty

Underestimated based on appearance; can actually easily break your arm or bite off your finger if he wanted to

Very social

Likes to nom & nibble

Most active at dawn & dusk and sleeps during the day

[doodleswithangie]

headcanon that stan hates wearing glasses (for many reasons) and went without them for years until he really needed them

[Image Description: Comic of a younger Stanley Pines from "Gravity Falls." Alt text is provided and copied below the cut. End ID]

A younger Stan squints at his blurry reflection in the mirror, leaning in really close to see himself clearly. He sighs and grabs a pair of Ford's glasses on the dresser. Putting them on, he stares at his reflection. "Welp," he says, "this is unsettling."

He turns away from the mirror to adjust his tie, saying, "But it can't be helped." His reflection is now a disheveled Ford, mirroring Stan.

[bats-and-the-birds]

Situation where Clark has formed a tentative working relationship with Batman, but somewhere in that time, Batman acquired Robin and, naturally, didn't tell him.

Clark finds out about Robin's existence when a ten year old Dick Grayson in full Robin gear breaks into his apartment at two in the morning and shakes him awake because Batman's missing and Alfred's away and Bruce taught him that, in the case of emergency, Superman was one of the only people he could trust. Bruce just didn't think to tell Clark that he was, by all means, his son's emergency contact.

Clark: -wakes up to a small boy that he's never seen or heard of before in a cape and a mask with lenses that reflect light like a cat's perched on the edge of his bed in a pitch black room-

Dick, calmly: Hey, Batman's -- stop screaming -- Batman's missing. I need help.

[fckbatmanhiskidsareminenow]

multilingual batkids. they learn each others languages so they can mix and match. for example:

tim in french: have you figured out how we’re gonna tell b we’re not going to that gala yet?

damian in arabic: no i thought that was thomas’ job?

duke french: me? no jason said he’d do something

jason in arabic: hey don’t drag me into this!

dick in romani: i’m gonna kill him i really i am

steph in russian: who are we killing?

dick in english: ah! nobody! wait i didn’t know you spoke romani

tim in greek: you’re an asshole

jason in english: wait my greek is rusty say it again slowly

tim in greek: you’re an asshole

jason: …. you motherfucker

cass signing: nice drawing

damian in chinese: thank you

dick yelling at bruce about something he did

jason in spanish: what language is he speaking right now?

tim also in spanish: uh all of them i think

jason: does bruce even know-

tim: no he doesn’t

[10ccs]

sam is so offline. people make shibe meme references at him because hershey is a shiba and he’s just like ???? are you okay ??? 

the only sm he’s ever really on is instagram and even that he doesn’t browse a whole ton. the man is NOT logged in 

[pyrrhk]

thinking about after. thinking about haymitch and his geese. thinking about the picture of finnick and annie's kid in the book. thinking about katniss describing people and places and plants to peeta. thinking about peeta katniss and haymitch around a dining room table trying to remember old songs and write them down. thinking about real or not real. thinking about rebuilding twelve, about katniss finding a piano somewhere and trying to remember what madge taught her so she can teach her kids and tell them about the blonde girl with the golden pin when she still can't manage to find the words to tell them about their aunt. thinking about katniss and her mom when she comes from district two when katniss has her first kid and then her second and katniss actually talking to her mom about their strained past, about them healing, about her mom adding stories about her and katniss' dad to the book.

anyways im fine im fine its all good.