#*FLABBERGASTED KIWI*

[kiwiplaetzchen]

I STILL CAN'T GET OVER THIS! 💚💕THE FACES! It's always the faces make me grin from ear to ear!! 😆😆🫂💚

LET ME SQUEEZE YOU!!!! 💚💕🫂🫂😆

The little Niffler waddled over to where the new fifth year was sitting and began to scramble in his belly pouch, rummaging around until he pulled out a shiny, silver Slytherin Prefect badge.

Holding it up for a brief moment, Nosy admired the gleam before quickly tucking it right into the boy's breast pocket and signalling to the young wizard with his paw to keep silent about his treasure.

At the sound of footsteps approaching, Nosy spun around, casting a quick glance over his shoulder. Without missing a beat, the little menace gave the new fifth year a few pats on the cheek before waddling away.

The new fifth-year couldn’t imagine he was being given the badge for safe keeping, he knew this particular Niffler can scurry away treasures just fine.

But before he could quiz it, the tiny furball disappeared as quickly as it arrived only to be replaced by the appearance of William! Asking if he has seen either the tricksy Niffler or his Slytherin badge.

Feeling the weight of metal in his pocket, he shrugged and felt very mischievous indeed. He had plans for this trinket and it shouldn’t be too long before Will @ask-elland-n-will will be receiving an owl to its whereabouts…

[simjaexy]

𝙇𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙈𝙚 𝙇𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙔𝙤𝙪 | 𝙎.𝙅.

Pairing ⇀ Ex! Sim Jaeyun x Fem! Reader

Synopsis ⇀ After your break up with Jake after thinking he wasn’t enough for you, you find out that he was just the right person that can love you the way you want to be loved.

Genre ⇀ Fluff, Angst

Warning ⇀ Cursing (lmk if I missed any)

A/n ⇀ This took such a while for me to make because I was debating on Jay or Jake (lmk if you want a Jay version!). Enjoy :)

Masterlist here

Your twirled your fork in your spaghetti and let out a sigh of boredom. For the last hour your date was just talking his brains off about his new car he just bought that cost more than a house.

As much as that would have been to your liking, it wouldn’t be for the fact that he hasn’t even asked how you’ve been doing or asking questions about you.

You put your fork down and rubbed your forehead, not caring about a word he was saying.

“And then the wheel totally-“ “Where do you work again?” You cut him off. His eye went wide like you just said the most outrageous thing.

“O-Oh uh I’m a Pilot.” He replied. A pilot that talks so much about cars? You hummed and pushed your hair back. It was silent for a few seconds until you spoke.

“Well how about you ask me a question?” You said.

“Oh! Uh, do you have kids?” He questioned.

You shook your head, “I don’t plan on having kids anytime soon.” You admitted. He nodded and took a bit out of his spaghetti.

“Well me neither. Looks like we’re compatible for each other.” He chuckled. You gave him a tight smile.

“I don’t really like talking about cars often.” You spoke. He laughed.

“Right. Girls aren’t really interested in them. Can never find one that does.” He said. You couldn’t tell if what he said was offensive or something.

You furrowed your brows and crossed your arm, “Well you can never really find a guy that doesn’t talk about cars the whole time while on a date.” You murmured.

He stopped chewing on his food and gave you a confused look. The waitress came and gave you guys your bill which you immediately thanked and gave the bill to your date before standing up and grabbing your purse.

“Where are you going?” Your date asked. You gave him a look.

“Somewhere that doesn’t talk about cars for a living.” You snapped. You walked away leaving him with the bill leaving him flabbergasted.

You walked out the fancy restaurant tired and ready to go to sleep in your comfy bed. You went inside your car and scoffed. The fact that he didn’t even give you a ride here just pissed you off even more.

You started your car and headed home.

Waking up to the sun shining your face caused you to let out a tired groan. You didn’t even shower last night and knocked right into bed.

You groggily got up and went to the bathroom and started to strip off your clothes. You turned on the shower and stepped inside.

The warm water hit your body as you let out a sigh. The tension in your body easing down. You grabbed shampoo and began to scrub it in your scalp.

The flowery scent entering your nose. You washed off the shampoo and put on conditioner and then body wash.

You stopped the shower water and stepped out, putting your hair up and putting yourself in a robe.

You went downstairs after getting changed and saw your dog, Kiwi sleeping on the coach. You cooed at her and kissed her head making her lick your face.

You opened the cabinet to eat something. You decided to get a bag of chips and eat those.

As you were eating your chips you phone made a ping sound. You looked at it and noticed it was your friend that sent a message.

Hanni: Photo Attachment

Hanni: Is that Jake?

You stared close at the photo she sent you. It was a photo of Jake with a group of friends. He changed so much since the last time you saw him. His hair grew out and his jawline looks sharper.

You almost choked on your food when you read the caption.

Glad to finally be back in Korea! 🔥

Your jaw dropped. Since when did he leave Korea? Why’d he leave? You had so much thoughts running through your head you didn’t notice Hanni texted you.

Hanni: If that’s Jake I hate to break it to you but you definitely fumbled him 😭

You let out a laugh.

You: I know, you don’t gotta bring it up :(

You hearted her message and put your phone down. You couldn’t believe Jake left and not hear a word about it. Were you that much into your own life not knowing what the person you once knew left?

You put the chips back and got dressed to go out. You weren’t an inside person and craved the outside world. Going shopping sounds fun anyways.

You put Kiwi on her leash and took her out the door. You headed out to your car and out Kiwi in the passenger seat before getting into the drivers seat.

You petted Kiwi one last time before driving to the mall.

Once you made it to the mall you took Kiwi out the car and went inside. You saw multiple people hanging out with friends or parents. Little kids messing around with each other.

You walked into a perfume store and looked around to look for your current perfume. You looked down at Kiwi and saw her looking back at you with her big eyes.

You smiled and continued sniffing the perfumes. You grabbed the one you currently had and put it on the cashier table. The lady came up and scanned it, telling you the price.

You took out your wallet and gave her the money. She took the money and put the receipt in the bag and gave it to you.

You thanked her and headed out the store. You continued walking around the stores, occasionally stopping at some that caught your interest.

You stopped at a particular store that had animal products and looked down at Kiwi.

“You need new nail clippers.” You muttered. Kiwi just stared at you.

You walked into the store and gave the cashier a wave. You went to the essentials center and browse for nail clippers. You caught a glimpse of a few, but one strikes your attention.

You leaned in to grab it, but a hand beat you to it.

“Hey I was gonna-“

You stopped talking when you saw who it was. Sim Jaeyun. You felt your throat go dry why Jake gave you a surprised look.

“Y/n?” He said. You felt your heart skip a beat hearing his voice. It was a buy deeper than the last time you heard him.

“Oh, uh, hey Jake?” You replied. He looked down at Kiwi and smiled.

“Aw you still have Kiwi.” He said. He bended down to which Kiwi immediately put her two front paws on his thigh, panting heavy. You could tell she missed him by the way she keeps licking his hand.

You nodded you head while he petted her, “Yeah, my mom couldn’t afford her anymore so I just took her with me.” You admitted. Jake smiled up at you.

“I’m glad you kept her.” He chimed. He looked down and rubbed Kiwis head. You cleared your throat.

“How about Layla? How’d she doing?” You asked. He stared up at you and stood up.

“Layla doing fine. She learned a few more tricks here and there, but most of all she’s happy I’m back.” He commented. Your mouth formed an ‘o��.

“That’s right. I heard you came back from somewhere? Where’d you go?” You questioned. You knew you sounded nosy, but you couldn’t help it. Not when he’s in front of you again.

“I went back to Australia to see my brother and his fiancé. They had a wedding.” He said.

“Oh wow that’s amazing. Tell him I said congratulations!” You marveled. He gave you a grin.

“I will.” He said. It was silent before Jake cleared his throat.

“Well I should get going. And- oh! Did you want this?” He added. You looked down and saw the nail clippers.

“Oh! No you can keep them.” You smiled. Jake gave you a suspicious look.

“Are you sure? These are the best ones.” He said. You shook your head at the offer.

“You can have them. It was nice meeting you Jake.” You rejoiced. Jake gave you a smile.

“You too Y/n.” He said. He turned around and left. You let out a sigh. Jesus he’s gotten hotter. You don’t think you ever laid eyes on that much of an attractive guy.

You grabbed a random nail clipper and went up to the cashier. After they gave you the bag you went out the store and decided it was time to go home.

You looked down at Kiwi when walking to the parking lot.

“You really missed him huh Kiwi?” You joked. Kiwi let out a bark. You laughed.

“For some reason, I missed him too.”

“Maybe you should just add him on a social and go from there?” Hanni insisted. Currently you and Hanni were at a Cafe to get a brunch, but after telling her that you met Jake, she started talking about random ways to get back to him.

“It’s not that easy. He probably doesn’t feel the same anymore. I mean, I did break up with him just because I thought he wasn’t enough for me.” You said. You felt guilt in your chest whenever you talked about your guy’s relationship.

“I know, but what if he still feels the same?” She replied. You shook your head and took a sip from your iced french vanilla. Hanni frowned.

“You should give it a try Y/n. Besides, after all the dates you went on, not one ever made you feel a way Jake did.” She said. You hated how she was right, but it was too late.

You already ruined your relationship with him. As much he was nice to you at the shop doesn’t mean he’s willing to give it another try.

You just continued eating without saying anything else. Hanni did the same.

Here you are staring at your phone in your room for minutes. You have Jake’s instagram but don’t have the courage to follow him. What if he doesn’t follow you back?

You felt like you should ask for Hanni opinion but you know what shrek say. So, holding your breath you hit follow.

You threw your phone on the pillow and dropped on the floor. Kiwi came front he door and barked at you.

“I did it Kiwi. Do you think he’ll-“

Ping!

You didn’t finish your sentence and threw yourself where your phone was at.

Jake_Sim followed you back!

You squealed and put your phone back. You didn’t expect him to follow you right away.

Ping!

You stared up confused and grabbed your phone.

Jake_Sim liked your photo!

You clicked the notification and saw he liked the recent photo of you in your bathing suit at the beach. You felt yourself blushing. You saw you got a message and clicked on it.

Jake_Sim: Hey Y/n :)

You: Hey! Sorry if it’s weird that I just followed you randomly

Jake_Sim: Oh no worries! I was actually gonna follow you too. Just didn’t know when haha

You: Really?

Jake_Sim: Yeah yk just to catch up with each other

You: Yeah right lol

Jake_Sim: Okay I’ll talk to you later! I’m a bit busy rn 😅

You: No worries. Bye Jake :)

Jake_Sim: Bye :)

You put your face down i. your pillow and screamed. How can you be so awkward through phone? You looked up at Kiwi. She lay her body down, staring up at you.

You smiled at her, “I’m really embarrassing Kiwi.” You said. She yawned and closed her eyes.

You went downstairs and grabbed a glass to fill up with water. You chugged it down and put it in the sink.

You went back upstairs and changed and tucked yourself in bed with Kiwi.

The next day you woke up with Kiwi licking your face. You hummed and pat her on the head. She jumped off the bed as you took out your phone. You noticed a message from Jake and clicked on it.

Jake_Sim: Hey Y/n I was wondering if you wanted to hang out today? I wanna catch up with you :)

You blushed. Jake wants to talk to you? You replied back with quick fingers.

You: Sure I’d love too! What time?

You saw the three dots pop up almost immediately before going back down and coming back up again.

Jake_Sim: We can go to a recent park that opened. I heard it’s nice there! Does 1:30 sound good for you?

You checked the time. twelve fourty-five. You bit your lip.

You: That sound like a plan! See you then!

Jake_Sim: :)

You put your phone back and went towards your closet. You scanned around your closet to look for an outfit. Since it was pretty nice out you thought a dress would be cute.

You put on a nice short blue flower printed floral dress and wore white shoes. You braided your hair and took some strands out. You looked at yourself in the mirror and smiled.

You put on some light makeup to add on and grabbed a purse for your essentials. You twirled around and looked at Kiwi.

“Do I look cute Kiwi?” You said. Kiwi barked and wagged her tail. You smiled and kissed her head.

You breathed in and out waiting for Jake. You felt a bit nervous. Did you dress too much? Did you overdo it?

You ignored your thoughts and continued waiting while looking at the time. one twenty-eight. You were really hoping he was gonna come.

You stared back up and saw Jake. He was wearing a white t-shirt with a gold chain and ripped jeans with black shoes. He was holding a black jacket with his left arm. He looked breathtaking to you.

He gave you a smile and waved. You waved back and went towards him.

“Wow Y/n you look stunning.” Jake beamed. you felt your face turning red. You touched your hair bashfully.

“Thank you Jake. You look handsome.” You replied. He chuckled.

“Thank you. Would you like to walk or do you wanna sit?” He asked. You shrugged.

“Whatever you wanna do. I don’t mind either.” You said.

“I know how much you love flower crowns. So we can do that while we sit.” He commented. Your eyes widened.

You’ve always done that when you guys were in a relationship. You felt your heart beating fast that he remembered that from long ago. You softly smiled.

“I’d love that.”

He took his hand out, “Come on. I know where to go.” He said. You slowly took his hand and that’s when he started leading you.

You walked along a trail that had full trees and full of butterflies. You couldn’t help but be wooed by the beautiful view. You both walked past a bench before heading up the hill where there was multiple flowers.

There was different kind of flowers. Sunflowers, daisies, and dandelions. He took you a hit higher before letting go of your hand making you yearn for the contact again.

He sat down and patted right next to him. You sat down and picked a flower, “Do you remember how to make them?” You asked. Jake scoffed.

“Of course I do. This was one of my favorite hobbies we did.” He teased. You laughed and began to go one by one putting a flower inside another. Jake doing the same.

You stopped when you felt like it was big enough and softly tied the end. You saw noticed Jake was done too. He stared over at you and scooted closer to you.

He signaled you to put your head down. You put your head down and waited. He put the flower on your head lightly and lifted your head up with his finger under your chin.

“You look beautiful.” He breathed. You smiled. He lowered his finger and put his head down. You took your flower crown and your put it in his head.

He smiled and looked up at you. You giggled, “You look like a prince.” You joked. Jake laughed and put a hand on your knee.

“Then would you be the princess?” He inquired. You let out a breathy laugh.

“If that means I could kiss you.” You said. Jake stopped laughing and looked at you with a look. Shit. You didn’t even mean to say that. It just slipped out your mind.

“I-I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to make you uncomfortable-“

“It’s fine. We should continue going around the park.” He interrupted. He stood up and started walking down the hill, leaving you there. I really messed up.

You stood up and followed Jake on to the sidewalk. He slowed down his walking to match your pace. It was silent for a few minutes before he pointed at something.

“Hey look! There’s an ice cream truck.” He said. You liked to where he was pointed and saw an ice cream truck.

You both went towards it and ordered your ice cream. Before you took out you your wallet Jake stopped you.

“Let me.” He insisted. He took out his wallet and gave the man the money. He gave you both your ice cream to Jake. You bid him goodbye while walking away.

Jake gave you your ice cream. You licked it and hummed.

“It’s really good!” You marveled. Jake chuckled.

You both continued eating your ice cream while saying jokes to each other and playfully pushing each other.

The day soon came to an end with the sun setting down. You felt like you were with him for hours. And you didn’t mind any of it.

You were both slowly walking with each other. With Jake’s jacket wrapped around you.

“I had fun today.” You admitted. Jake gave you a delighted look.

“I’m glad you did. I did too. We should do this again sometime.” He said. You nodded.

Once you both made it to your apartment you stopped walking.

“Jake I-“

Before you could finish you felt plush lips making contact with your soft ones. You gasped as he held onto your face with both of his hands.

The kiss lasted for only a second before you both parted ways. Both of you gasped for air.

“Jake.” You breathed out. He pressed his forehead against yours.

“I really hope that you meant what you said when we were on the hill.” He whispered. You hummed.

“I meant every word of it. You were the only one for me Jake. I’m sorry I broke up with you. I-I just never felt so loved and it felt-“

“It’s okay Y/n. I forgiven since the moment I saw you.” He muttered. You felt your eyes brim with tears.

“I’m sorry Jake.”

“I love you Y/n.” He said. He pecked your lips. You chuckled and pulled him back into another kiss.

“I love you too, Jake.” You assured. He grinned at you before kissing your cheek.

Even though you guys ended on a bad note the last time, you promise you won’t end this one for nothing. Besides, no one else can love you like Sim Jaeyun does.

[sinsandsweetness]

Babeee! I was supposed to tell you yesterday but babess...

I am no longer a virgin! I had sex with Kiwi AND watermelon last night! Yup Ik I took your advice, you can say "I told you so!" haha!

He picked me up, (Watermelon) And took me to the date. Kiwi was in the car and it was giving older brother driving younger brother to his first date considering watermelon is older than kiwi.

So we get to the date and watermelon parks the car and stays in the car. We go to the movies first! They've been listening to everything I tell them I swear!

I've been begging my mom to watch the meg for the longest time and so I told them about how badly I wanted to watch the second movie and They took me yesterday! So, we get into our seats and there like al the way in the back. And it's a Friday so the movie theater is barely packed and we are in the back.

So i'm guessing midway through the movie he fingers me. Like for almost 15 minutes of overstimulating me. I had to be quiet because some scenes were very quiet so... ANYWAY!

We get out the movie and I'm walking a little wobbly whatever. So after that you know we go to dinner and were having a good time and Watermelon is third wheeling lol, but They both are really taking me on this date.

When everything is over, we finally go back to Kiwi's place and its a cool apartment, Like really cool!

And we drink, well they drink, I drunk some juice and that was it really lol

So as i'm about to get ready to hit the bricks at his house, me and watermelon start making out again and Kiwi starts joining in and there both all up on me(not on each other but just pleasing me) and they take me to Kiwi's room and fuck me right there.

They take turns! So I would like to thank you Mrs. T and you bby anon for giving me the luck of a threesome!

Talk about a crazy way to loosing your V-Card.

Anyway, Hope you are good mama and hope you had a good day!

Holy shit. Girl I didn’t realize you were a virgin! Oml that is quite the way to lose it. I’m a little shocked I won’t lie. Flabbergasted even.

I’m glad it was fun though! Wow! <333

[polaroidbills]

13. mission find minnie a boyfriend

pairing! - non-idol!jungwon x fem!reader

synopsis! - inspired by reckless by madison beer - jungwon promised y/n to never break her already damaged heart, but can he really keep it?

word count! - 598

october 19, 2021

(y/n's pov)

i can't believe it's finally official. jungwon and i. we're actually dating now.

as i stand at my locker a familiar voice rings beside me.

"good morning girlfriend~" jungwon teases, smiling at me.

"good morning boyfriend~"

"sorry i didn't get to walk with you, i had to come early to help set up the starting line up for the game," he frowns.

"it's okay! don't worry about it!" i hug him reassuringly.

"oh! speaking of the game, you should come!"

"only if you want me too," i smile.

"of course i want you too! it'll be fun!"

he gives me a jersey. i unfold it confused. taking i look at the back my eyes widen.

it's his.

"i thought you could wear this, don't worry it's clean! i promise!"

"thanks i'll wear it to the game when i cheer you on!"

the bell rings, indicating class is starting. jungwon grabs my hand and we start walking to class.

at lunch

we sit down at our usual table.

"so y/n, jungwon told us you guys are official now?" jake mutters.

"yeah-" i'm cut off.

"what! and i wasn't told? wahh i'm so happy for you guys!" chaeyeon claps her hands.

"thanks, sorry i didn't tell you right away, i was still flabbergasted haha," we laugh.

after school

the bell rings indicating school is over.

as i'm making my way out alone because jungwon is at practice, i hear my name.

"yah! y/n! wait up!"

i turn around to see minnie running up to me.

"oh hey minnie!" i smile at her.

"hey- i- heard- you..." she pauses to catch her breath, "and jungwon are together now?"

"yeah! just yesterday actually!"

"i'm so happy for you!" she says clapping her hands.

"thanks!"

"hey you know what? wanna go get some boba with me? we could catch up too," minnie suggests.

"i have nothing better to do, so why not?"

"okay let's go! there's a new boba shop on dong street i really want to try it!" we start walking down the street.

"soo are you dating anyone?" i spark a conversation as we walk.

"uh no, i guess i'm just waiting for the right guy."

"yeah it's pretty hard to find someone, i guess i got lucky with jungwon haha," we laugh.

"so how's kiwi doing?"

kiwi is minnie's cat. i haven't seen her in so long.

"oh she's good! as fluffy as ever. she hasn't seen you in sooo long, i bet she misses you."

we arrive at the shop. dong tea.

"ouu this is such a cute store!" i exclaim.

"hello, welcome to dong tea! what can i get for you?" the cashier smiles brightly.

"hmm what should i get? there's so many options," minnie gaze at the menu.

"ou i'll get the green tea matcha latte!" i say excitedly.

"that sounds good! for me i'll get the brown sugar milk tea!"

"okay, that will be $7.85. how would you like to pay?"

as i try to give the cashier cash, minnie swoops in and taps her card instead.

"my treat!" she says.

we walk out of the store with our drinks, heading towards the close by mall.

"okay mission find minnie a boyfriend is a go!" i say as we enter the shopping center.

"i've been looking for a good quality knit sweater-"

"uh excuse me," i was interrupted.

we turn to the voice, revealing two good-looking guys, around the same age as us.

"yes?" minnie responds.

"we couldn't help to notice you two very pretty girls. could we get your numbers?"

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author's note! - i need a bf

taglist 🏷️ @boowoowho @fadedluvv @hursheys @enhacolor

[cyberghost-scout]

Ghostwire groaned, flabbergasted, as Phantasma seemed satisfied, "Keep the thing in the tank." Ghostwire told her sister as the golden femme led Kiwi towards the tank.

Inside the well-enriched tank was a large shell with rust in the middle. Artfully crafted pillars of red iron oxide revealed a mechanical crab as it started to move. It was a lighter side of orange with fabbing teal and black eyes that pierce through one's soul.

And it was about the size of a 96-gallon trash container.

It started at the two tiny beings before looking at its owner... before slowly walking towards its little texturized wheel.

"This is Unicron." Phantasma introduced.

(@ask-the-guardian-core : Kiwi & Blueberry!)

~ There was an abrupt rumble in the sky, as a sudden dark circle of clouds came in from out of nowhere. It thundered and lighting'd all about.. Before Spitting out a Familiar Pair of Minibots onto the pavement, each making squeaky toy noises as they landed. And Just like that- the storm disappeared.

What a way to make an entrance.. or more appropriately - a return. ~

@ask-the-guardian-core

Phantasma was leaning on a building waiting for Flow to return from shopping.

Before noticing the sudden storm and the squeaks.. "Huh?" She slowly blinking staring at the little beings on the pavement.

[mandoalorian]

what would each pedro pascal character do when reader confesses that they are a virgin

How Pedro’s characters would react to you being a virgin:

Headcanon Masterlist

Warnings: allusions and descriptions to sex

Rating: 18+ only.

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Din Djarin

He is too! (or is he?) I remember the ‘is Din a virgin?’ discourse after season one aired. For arguments sake, let's say Din has experience. First he'll want to make sure that sex is something you really want. He's not very good at talking about it these things — a nervous blush crossing his cheeks under that beskar helmet — but it's important to him that you're both on the same page. He'll go easy on you and he'll spend the entire night just making sure that you're enjoying yourself. The lights are out, you're wearing the silk blindfold, and he'll take his helmet off and go down on you because he knows that you'll enjoy it. And you do. He gives and gives and gives, and doesn't expect anything in return. He's a very selfless lover.

Frankie Morales

He gets a little flustered, bless him. He feels warm and fuzzy knowing that you trust him enough to take your virginity, but nevertheless, he'll take your hands and look into your eyes and ensure that this something you want. When you reassure him that you do in fact want this, he smiles and carries you to his bedroom. He drops you down onto the bed and slowly undresses you, kissing you all over your body. It's a very sweet experience.

Maxwell Lord

It's a revelation he wasn't expecting to hear and quite frankly, he's flabbergasted that you want to spend your first time with him. It almost makes him nervous and puts a pressure on him because he really wants to do a good job and make it enjoyable for you. He'll praise you a lot, touch you, whisper sweet nothings in your ear. Even though it's your first time, he'll probably come out of the experience learning a lot about his own sexuality as well. Whilst he's normally a selfish lover who takes and takes and takes, he uses this opportunity to ensure you're having a good time, and that makes him realise how pleasurable giving can be too.

Ezra

He is very vocal and he'll talk about it with you before any sex actually happens. He'll guide you through the process of sex step by step, tell you everything he likes. He's a pro at dirty talk so the way he describes different positions and movements only turns you on even more. He sorta likes playing teacher. But, he'll spend most of the time on you, learning your body and figuring out different things you like the best.

Javier Peña

Panic. He's never had a partner admit to him that they're a virgin before. He doesn't judge you at all. He's just pretty sure he's never been with a virgin (and if he has, they've never told him), so his protective instincts kick in. He wants to prove to you how phenomenonal of a lover he is. You don't have a doubt in your mind that he's great, as you're aware of his reputation, but you're completely mind blown after the sex. He's intimate and there's a lot of touching and dirty talk.

Oberyn Martell

Oberyn is expecting the sex to be, let's say, a group activity, until you confess to the prince that you're a virgin. He raises a quizzical eyebrow. He swears that you're the most beautiful creature in the whole of the land, and he's truly shocked no man has ever pursued you before. But his shock soon turns into delight and he realises he's the lucky one who gets to take your virginity. He wishes to discuss it with you first, and you tell him your fear of how a threesome or a foursome might be a little overwhelming for your first time, and he understands completely. So he takes it to his chambers, even asking Ellaria to leave, and makes it as romantic as possible. He's also very selfless and he certainly knows how to make you feel amazing.

Marcus Pike

Oh, he's a real sweetheart. It's something you discuss one night and you're feeling a little embarrassed. He takes your hands and tells you there's absolutely nothing to be embarrassed about. So that night, you actually plan for your first time. He'll light candles, play romantic music, dim the lights. The bedroom will smell like cinnamon and nutmeg. And there'll be rose petals spread out on the bed in the shape of a heart, as well as a bottle of red wine and a box of chocolates.

Max Phillips

Again, pre-sex discussion is key, especially in this instance. When Max finds out you're a virgin, he wants to talk about it before he gets into anything. He asks plenty of questions, he asks if you've masturbated before and tries to gauge how much you know already about pleasuring your own body. He wants to learn all the different things that turn you on so he can use them to his advantage and make the sex a positive experience for you both. Just talking about it is enough to get you both going.

Dave York

Like Maxwell, Dave is slightly shocked you want him to take your virginity. Sex with Dave will normally be rough and fast paced but during your first time, he'll take extra care and go easy on you. That's not to say it won't be intense, because it will be. He'll want to get at least three orgasms out of you before he lets himself cum. It'll be memorable, that's for sure.

Jack Daniels

He wants your first time to be memorable and enjoyable— and he'll certainly make sure of that. There's a lot of foreplay, he'll even bring out toys but there's a discussion before hand where he expresses that you want him to tell you if he gets overbearing. It's just because he likes you so much and he wants to give you the time of your life.

Pero Tovar

I think in those days it was common for two people to save themselves til marriage. Although I can't imagine Pero following this rule. When he finds out you're a virgin, he truly doesn't let it alter his perception of you. It's just one of those things. In fact, he kinda likes the idea that he'll be your first and hopefully your last.

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[seokiloquy]

Warm Water - Tsukishima Kei

Au: Regular

Requested

Tags/Warnings: GN! Reader, Implications of past self-harm but so subtle that it can be read as if not there, fluffy comfort

Word Count: 1k+

Yamaguchi is the first one to hand you a shakeable pack of ice when you wince, grabbing your wrist gently as he places the ice pack against the inside of your forearm. You laugh slightly at how warm your skin feels, stinging and throbbing from the repetitive impact of the plastic ball.

It’s sunny out, perfect weather. You sit in the grass next to your bags, letting the tall boy with freckles crouch next to you as he softly holds the ice against your skin. He sighs, “Your skin is fragile, you didn’t have to bump any of the balls, tossing would’ve been fine.”

Your chuckle gets caught off with a hiss as Yamaguchi moves his attention to your other arm. “I’m not as good as either of you, my tosses suck.”

Tsukishima picks up the forgotten volleyball of the grass, making his way to your side with quick and long strides. “We know.” He stands there for a moment, letting you punch his shin in a flabbergasted retort, before sitting down and resting his head on his bag. He drapes his arm over his eyes and tucks his glasses into the collar of his white shirt. “But the more you practice the more resistant you’ll be and eventually,” he lifts his arm, meeting your eyes for a split second before covering them again, “it won’t even hurt.”

Yamaguchi hums next to you and pulls the ice away. You tuck your arms close to your stomach, thanking him as you scoot forward to lay down. The two boys shuffle as they reach for their respective water bottles. You smile when Tsukishima’s shadow falls over your face. 

Humming, you smile. “It’s a nice day.”

The boys give you a tired response in agreement, chucking their water before lying down in the grass. Once comfortable, the blond hisses. “The sun is almost at its peak and there aren’t any clouds. We should go inside soon.” Despite his words, he didn’t move.

Yamaguchi laughs behind his hand as you smack the blond boy jokingly, again. 

“Enjoy it, Tsukki. The nice weather won’t last forever.”

“That’s a jinx,” Yamaguchi laughs, head sinking into his bag

“That’s superstition,” Tsukishima retorts.

“You both—” Your voice stills at something landing on your forehead and the sun quickly fading. Eyes open, you look up. “Damn it, when did those clouds show up?”

Tsukishima remains flat along the grass in a blasé nature as you and Yamaguchi scramble to collect your things before a downpour starts. On your feet, you sniff at Tsukishima’s uncaring form and yank his bag from beneath his head. He curses as his head hits the ground.

“Come on, string bean! It’s gonna pour!”

You and Yamaguchi are off, turning onto the sidewalk of the park as Tsukishima sits up. On his feet, he takes quick, but unhurried steps to catch up. He’s a few metres behind you when you laugh as the warm water starts hitting your skin with more repetitive force. He sees Yamaguchi grin at your genuine reaction to the warm shower. He feels himself bristle, lips pinching as he watches you grab Yamaguchi’s wrist, dragging him to jump in the quickly forming puddles.

Tsukishima continues to walk a couple of feet behind you until Yamaguchi’s house comes into view. You stand next to the blond, waving to your friend until he ducks behind the door with a damp smile.

Both of your clothes start to cling to your sides, but you seem happy and pay it no mind while Tsukishima tries to pull the fabric off even though the rain continues to act as glue against his skin. Giving up, he steps beside you, reaching for his bag that was still in your hold.

“Give me that,” he huffs.

Smiling, you toss the red bag over. 

He catches it, looping his arm through the handles so that it hangs sideways on his shoulder, pushing against the back of his arm as it tried to distribute its weight normally. 

The two of you walked in silence, letting the pouring rain fill any pace that words would have. Tsukishima watches as you kick small puddles and swing your arms. Calmly keeping an eye out for when you might slip.

Your home shows up sooner than expected. Giving the blond a smile, you adjust your bag, ready to hop through the rain for the last few seconds before you reach your door.

Tsukishima catches your fingers at the last second, pulling you back with enough force to have you stumbling. Instead of smacking him, you get out a laugh, meeting his eyes with a joyful grin.

He paused for a moment. Words stuck in his throat as he watches the clear water roll down your cheek, catching on the edge of your grinning lip before falling off your chin. He gulps, looking at your fingers sitting delicately in his before meeting your eyes again.

“Try not to hurt your arms any further, it’ll irritate your skin,” he says, dropping your hand slowly. Letting your last finger cling to the tip of his for an extra moment before it flicks off, making water fly with the movement. “And take a shower. You don’t want to get sick.”

Your grin turns mischievous. “But if I get sick, you’ll take care of me right?”

“No.”

You laugh, taking steps backwards in a drunken pattern, inconsistent as you sway in the falling rain. “Fine, fine. But I’ll take care of you. Okay?”

Tsukishima isn’t able to get a word in before you're laughing as you run up to your door.

Ironically enough, Tsukishima wakes up the next day with you hovering over him, placing a cold towel on his forehead as Yamaguchi writes in his notebook at his desk. Whether it was the fever or the contrast temperature of the towel, he feels himself burn under your smiling gaze as you take care of him.

Wow, look at that. Present tense. That’s new coming from me. I Like it.

If you’re wondering why all the author’s notes have the same information, it’s cause when I write, I try to do like two one-shots a week. 

Soooo ya. Some of the author’s notes you read are from a few weeks prior. 

Though Kiwis are written when they edit, and vice versa….. Soooooo it’s a mess. - Bacon

It’s a biggg messs. Plus...since Bacon writes these at such a fast pace, all my comments are a long time after she’d already written them -Kiwi

All I do is watch (some) anime, writing, reading, art (LB.bacon on Instagram, shameless), and a bit of school. I have lots of time. -Bacon

Posted: 09/05/2021

[lazingonsunday]

kiwi + pear, a new fruit addition I think, because I wanted to say I believe you are one of the first GVF blogs I followed on here, so thanks for letting me stick around ~~

I am flabbergasted, this is so touching! I find it hard to believe that anyone remembers following me, much less considers me a sort of introduction to the community! Thank you, angel, this made my day!!

[neon-vocalist]

day 19: making special breakfast: damiaaron

Originally written November 26, 2021

Aaron know's that Damian's busy. He's in rehearsals for the lead role in a tour production of Beetlejuice, which should be interesting, and in January, he's leaving. Aaron can't leave his job for that long to go with him or even see any shows. If it goes well, they could be apart for over a year.

So they're both working to make this Christmas extra special. Even Cady, Janis, and the Plastics are pitching in.

Today, Damian has a full day of stuff to do. Aaron doesn't know the details, and honestly, he doesn't want to. All that acting prep terminology is beyond him. Something about headshots and understudies? All Aaron knows is that he left, very noisily, at 5am, and that he won't be back until 9 at night. He's got all day to do something special for him.

The only problem is... what should he do?

After a bit of thinking, he calls in backup. "Hey, Ari," Cady greets from the other side of the phone. "Jan's asleep. I'm gonna go downstairs."

While Cady walks down the dark stairwell, Aaron explains his plan. "So, I wanna do something sweet for Damie when he gets home, but I don't know what to do. He gets home in, like, 12 hours, so I have time."

"Aww!" Cady coos. "Aaron! I almost wish I'd stayed with you, that's adorable."

"You don't wish that," Aaron laughs. Cady and Janis are inseparable.

"You're right, I don't," Cady giggles. "Point still stands, that's super sweet. What did you need me for?"

"Ideas, mostly."

"Hmm," Cady hums. "Could you make him some sort of dinner?"

"Oh, yeah, I could! We could do breakfast for dinner, that's always a favorite."

"Aww!" Cady squeals again. "You two are adorable."

"Thanks. Could you come over at, like, seven-ish and help me?"

"Definitely."

"Thank you, Caddie."

"Anytime. Bye!"

Ten hours later, Cady shows up with Janis and a shopping bag in tow. "Oh, I wasn't expecting you!" Aaron says to Janis, ushering them both in.

"Hello to you too," Janis deadpans. "I've been summoned to make fruit salad."

Aaron looks to Cady, who nods and gestures with her shopping bag. "Well, thank you! Caddie, you didn't have to buy anything."

"I wanted to though!" Cady grins and starts laying out fruits on the counter- watermelon, pineapple, honeydew, blueberries, strawberries, and a couple kiwis. "Janis makes a really good fruit salad so I figured we could let her do that while I helped with... whatever you have planned!"

"I was gonna make cinnamon rolls, which is why you're here so early. I don't trust myself not to burn anything down, honestly."

Janis laughs. "Join the club," she says, looking up from cutting the pineapple. "That's why I'm restricted to salads."

"Hey, I let you make sandwiches too!" Cady protests, helping Aaron unload all the needed supplies from the fridge.

"My apologies. Salads and sandwiches. Aaron, how cute do you want to make this?"

"I mean... cute? Why?"

"Watermelon hearts, got it." Janis pulls out a smaller knife and starts carving the watermelon pieces into little heart shapes before impaling them on sticks.

"Okay, Caddie, can you make the frosting and filling while I do the dough?"

"On it," Cady says, assembling the cream cheese, cinnamon, maple syrup, butter, and sugar. "How long is the rising time?"

"30 minutes, then fill, then 20."

"Sweet." Cady turns around and, after digging in a couple cupboards, produces a red hand mixer.

"Did you just find the missing mixer?" asks Aaron, staring at a very confused Cady.

"...Yeah?"

"We've been looking for that for years!"

Janis laughs and flicks Aaron's hair on her way around the table. "Get used to it, Aaron. She's been finding missing stuff for years. It's a talent of hers."

"I- wh- thank you," Aaron replies, flabbergasted. Cady just laughs and turns her attention back to the frosting. Aaron glances at Janis. "Did you see that?"

"She's magical," Janis replies with a smirk. "Shouldn't you be making your dough?"

"Right, yes, dough. Right." Aaron sets about pouring everything into the mixer. They work in silence for a few minutes, save for the whirring of the machines and Janis' knife, until Cady finishes her two jobs and begins to narrate Aaron and Janis' tasks.

"Janis washes the blueberries and pours them into a bowl, stealing the sugar from Aaron... I should be using last names, shouldn't I? Sarkisian pours a mix two parts sugar to one part water into the bowl and starts aggressively mixing everything, almost spilling it onto Samuels' leg. Samuels puts the dough into a bowl. The dough looks really sticky, it needs more flour-"

"No, it doesn't."

"Samuels informs Heron that it doesn't need more flour and covers it with cling wrap before leaving it to rise. Sarkisian washes off her knife and swings it suspiciously close to Samuels' arm. Don't kill anyone, Sar-"

"Shut up," Janis laughs, rolling her eyes.

"Sarkisian tells Heron to shut up, but Heron will not be silenced!"

"Yes, she will." Janis hands the knife to Aaron and puts a hand over Cady's mouth. They stare each other in the eyes for a few silent moments.

"The sexual tension-" Aaron starts.

"Shut yon piehole," Janis interrupts, glancing to Aaron before turning her eyes back to Cady. "Don't lick me!" she shrieks, jumping back. "Okay, well, Aaron, you said we had 30 minutes while the dough rests, right?"

"Yeah."

"Wanna play Scrabble?"

"Not with the etymologist." Cady flashes him a devilish grin.

"Fair enough. She's got me beat, like, 16 to nothing. Go Fish?"

Aaron shoots Cady an equally sneaky smile. "That I can get behind."

An hour and a bit later, Damian walks in to see a pan of cinnamon rolls on the counter, a bowl of fruit salad on the table, and Aaron sitting expectantly in a chair. "Hey, baby, how'd it go?"

"Well," Damian says, sitting down with a sigh at the table, "I did three interviews, my understudy is an idiot, our Lydia broke her wrist so we had to train a whole new US, I look great with green hair, cannot do a cartwheel to save my life, and we're leaving in two days."

"Two days? No! It was supposed to be a month!"

"I know, babe, I can't control it. I'll call you on Christmas, yeah? We'll be in Seattle."

Aaron sits down next to Damian. "Okay, well... that's fine. Good luck on your tour, babe."

Damian sighs again and slips off his shoes. "Thanks. I'm pretty excited, actually, but I'm sorry to leave you for that long. I know you were excited for Christmas."

"It's completely fine. You're doing what you love, I'm doing what I love, and it's just a year," Aaron says, trying to logic himself out of clinging to Damian's arm and asking him to never go away. "Hey, I made you breakfast for dinner."

"You did?" Damian looks around for a few seconds before noticing the cinnamon rolls. "Aww, thank you babe." He gives Aaron a kiss on the cheek before grabbing paper plates from next to the toaster. "This looks like Jan's handiwork," he remarks, examining the fruit salad.

Aaron smiles. "It is. C'mon, cinnabon, let's eat."

[superfitbabe]

We ALL know at least one thing that is underrated–whether it be a person, an idea, an object, a song, a movie, a television show, yadda yadda. For instance, I think eggplant and kiwis are underrated, as are Meet the Robinsons, The Princess and the Frog, The Emperor’s New Groove, 2-D animation, NCT 127, “Lost Boy” by Ruth B, and “Holy” by King Princess. You’ll see that this may or may not be the same case for the dairy free Halo Top flavors Toasted Coconut and Vanilla Maple.

Here’s the deal: I wasn’t too enthused about taste-testing these flavors either. Don’t get me wrong–I love a good coconut or vanilla ice cream, but the buzz around these two varieties are just a fraction of what the flavors like peanut butter cup and cookie dough receive. But I thought I’d just cut to the chase with these two bad boys and dive right into the reviews rather than blabbering more about what’s underrated and such.

TOASTED COCONUT

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Massive credits to the designer of this packaging. I love that the toasted coconut flakes cover the white backdrop–it just adds a fun confetti effect along with the contrasting dark brown ice cream scoop and orange-beige stripe. Nutritional facts match those of the peanut butter cup, caramel macchiato, sea salt caramel, and pancakes and waffles. Upon opening the lid, I found SO many toasted coconut flakes inside. That made me really happy.

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You wanna know what made me even happier than glancing at the coconut flakes in the ice cream? TASTING THEM (duh). My gosh, I was incredibly shocked by how nearly perfectly the flavors scoops out. Each scoop is nice and round rather than just rocky and crumbly like many of the other flavors (*cough* chocolate covered banana *cough*). I ended up topping my bowl with rice cereal, strawberries, and blueberries, but I could have honestly enjoyed the ice cream by itself just as much. While the toasted coconut flakes are a little wilted in the base, they are still crunchy enough to contrast with the smooth ice cream. I have and will continue to purchase this flavor again!

VANILLA MAPLE

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As for vanilla maple, the design is a lot more simple. Then again, aside from maple leaves and vanilla bean flowers and pods, there really isn’t too many iconic designs you can use for those two foods. On the flip side, design doesn’t matter that much to me. The nutritional facts are on the modest side, so this flavor is one of the lower calorie options in the vegan line. Not going to lie, when I unveiled the ice cream itself, I wasn’t too enthused. The vanilla bean particles were promising, but that weird middle lump of ice cream was not.

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Like the toasted coconut flavor, I created a vanilla maple ice cream bowl with a little bit of Trader Joe’s peanut butter protein granola, Special K red berry flakes, and fresh strawberries! The flavor itself was wonderful, but I was flabbergasted by its consistency! Thick, creamy, silky smooth, and perfectly rounded scoops? Nothing could have been more satisfying than this. Being vanilla maple, this ice cream would fare more strongly if it’s paired with something rich like chocolate or peanut butter. In other words, it works more as a nice base for any flavor you can customize.

PROS AND CONS

See my first review of Halo Top ice cream for a full breakdown on pros and cons.

OVERALL

Pleasant surprises are always a plus. It’s wonderful to discover some hidden gems, gems that I would definitely see myself getting hooked on. Toasted coconut is a sensational ice cream in itself, but the vanilla maple works as a splendid base for any flavor of your liking. Hey, if that means creating a vegan cookies n’ cream-style Halo Top or a red velvet Halo Top before the actual company manufactures those flavors in the dairy free line, then I’m absolutely down!

Please don’t forget to check out my other reviews of the dairy free Halo Top line. I am delighted to say that this is the LAST dual Halo Top review. Stay tuned for the extensive list of all the Halo Top dairy free flavors ranked against each other individually!

OTHER HALO TOP REVIEWS

Cinnamon Roll + Oatmeal Cookie

Peanut Butter Cup + Caramel Macchiato

Pancakes and Waffles + Chocolate Almond Crunch

Cookie Dough + Chocolate

Birthday Cake + Chocolate Covered Banana

Dairy Free Halo Top Part 7: Toasted Coconut + Vanilla Maple (the two underdogs) We ALL know at least one thing that is underrated--whether it be a person, an idea, an object, a song, a movie, a television show, yadda yadda.

[docrotten]

BAD TASTE (1987) – Episode 185 – Decades of Horror 1980s

"Now what are you dirty hooers doing on my planet?" Hooers. That’s Kiwi for the world’s oldest profession if you know what we mean and we think you do. Join your faithful Grue-Crew - Crystal Cleveland, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr -  as they check out the wonder that is Peter Jackson’s first film, Bad Taste (1987).

Decades of Horror 1980s Episode 185 – Bad Taste (1987)

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The population of a small town disappears and is replaced by aliens that chase human flesh for their intergalactic fast-food chain.

IMDb

  Director: Peter Jackson

Writers: Peter Jackson, Tony Hiles (additional material), Ken Hammon (additional material)

Cast

Terry Potter as Ozzy / 3rd Class Alien

Pete O'Herne as Barry / 3rd Class Alien

Peter Jackson as Derek / Robert

Mike Minett as Frank / 3rd Class Alien

Craig Smith as Giles / 3rd Class Alien

Doug Wren as Lord Crumb

Ken Hammon as 3rd Class Alien

Costa Botes as 3rd Class Alien

Dean Lawrie as Lord Crumb SPFX double / 3rd Class Alien

Peter Vere-Jones as Lord Crumb's voice

Bad Taste is Crystal’s pick and for her, it starts off a little slow, but she loves how it ramps up and thinks it is hilarious. She also loves the aliens, commenting, “I love their butts.” Bad Taste has the feeling of a bunch of friends who got together to make a movie and in that way, reminds Bill of Equinox (1970). He’s amazed at how ambitious the filmmakers were and how impressive the special effects are, especially on its low budget. Chad tells how he used to remove the 2nd-finger-sticker from the box art and give it a strategic placement on other VHS boxes. He calls Bad Taste a great combination of gore, splatter, comedy, and absurd scenarios but he still wishes there were more exploding sheep. Jeff is flabbergasted and flummoxed that Jackson et al stuck with it for four years, calling Bad Taste amazing, amazing, amazing!

As of this writing, Bad Taste is available VOD and as a Blu-ray (Region A/B/C) import from Spain. 

Every two weeks, Gruesome Magazine’s Decades of Horror 1980s podcast will cover another horror film from the 1980s. The next episode’s film, chosen by Chad, will be Oscar-winner Kathryn Bigelow’s first film, Near Dark (1987).  You won’t want to miss that one!

Please let them know how they’re doing! They want to hear from you – the coolest, grooviest fans:  leave them a message or leave a comment on the gruesome Magazine Youtube channel, on the website or email the Decades of Horror 1980s podcast hosts at feedback@gruesomemagazine.com

Check out this episode!

[we-killed-parker]

kiwi and cranberry for the ask? :0

kiwi: what’s something that fascinates you? 

Oh man, uuhh tbh sleep is interesting to me, like the fact we just pass out for a few hours a day and it’s totally normal? And even people sleeping together in the same bed, blows my mind (even though I share my bed lmao) I don’t know, maybe it wouldn’t be as fascinating if I was educated about it, but my ignorant brain is kinda flabbergasted by the whole thing.

cranberry: favorite time of the day; morning, afternoon, dusk, or night?

I like evening or night time, I feel like I’m more creative at those times.

[oneofthemillionarmy]

Since We've No Place to Go

To: @kiwiscript - Merry Christmas!!!

Your heart sank as the service desk attendant at your flight gate came over the intercom.

“We regret to announce that flight 2245 has been cancelled due to inclement weather. All passengers wishing to make further arrangements or seek compensation please visit the service desk at this time or visit our website.”

You had never hated snow more. All you wanted to do was to fly home to be with your family for Christmas. It was Christmas Eve, and you wished you hadn’t had to cut it so close but work demanded you stay until the very last minute, and now look where it had gotten you. Alone at an airport without a plane to board.

You texted your parents, letting them know you couldn’t make it home in time for dinner, and read their disappointed messages back, expressing hope that you could still come later. You couldn’t help the tightening in your throat as you texted your boyfriend Yoongi as well. You’d be back in your shared apartment soon, but he was out with his members doing who-knows-what, expecting you to be halfway in the air right now. All that awaited you was a cold, empty apartment for an entirely lonely Christmas.

Dragging your suitcase back through the airport and past the security checkpoint you waited too long to get through, you ordered yourself an Uber and waited on the sidewalk for it to arrive. The air held a damning chill, and you tugged your scarf closer to your face, the fluffy, fat snowflakes drifting down from the midnight blue sky. As you stood there shivering, the world seemed to quiet amidst the hustle and bustle surrounding you. Beyond the bright lights of the terminal, hazy stars fought their way into your sight, and you breathed in a heavy breath. For a brief moment, you were at peace–no sadness, no regret, no disappointment. Just being.

You almost missed your Uber pulling up right at your feet, but far too soon you were pulled back to the cold, harsh reality that awaited you. Your bags were tossed in the trunk, and you hopped in the backseat for a long, silent ride back to your apartment. The sights of the city burned in your eyes, each light display, each tree, each happy family you saw making your heart more heavy. You were just going to go home and go to bed.

When you reached your building, you were almost reluctant to get out because who wants to be alone on Christmas? Yet you trudged through the doors and into the elevator, bag wheeling behind you, and you punched your floor number a little bit more aggressively than usual. Stupid weather, stupid plane, stupid everything… The metal box shook and began to rise to your floor, and you checked your phone again to see more texts from family, expressing their regret at not being able to see you for the holiday, but no response from Yoongi. He was probably having too much fun with his friends to worry about your sad excuse for a Christmas, and your stomach sank further.

Your feet took you slowly down the hall to your door, adorned with the silver and blue wreath you had bought especially for the holidays, and you slid your key into the lock, opening the door into not the dark, dreary apartment you were expecting, but a glowing, warm living room with your tree lit up and candles burning on the mantel. There were several presents under the tree, some you recognized as your own, but some in different paper. The television played a classic Christmas short film, and there on the couch sat your boyfriend, grinning softly and smugly at the shocked look on your face.

“Merry Christmas, Kiwi,” he called gently as you rushed to throw your bags down and make your way over to him.

“Yoongi-what? How did you–” you stuttered, meeting him halfway as he reached to hold you in his arms. He looked down at your flabbergasted expression and simply smiled.

“No one should be alone tonight, especially if I have any say in it. I’m sorry your flight got cancelled, but I’m here now, and we can spend Christmas together in our own little way.”

His sincerity almost spilled the tears threatening your eyes, and you wrapped your arms around his stomach, squeezing as tightly as you could. “Thank you,” you murmured, voice muffled in his thick sweater, and he held you tight.

“You’re welcome, love. Now come on, I ordered Chinese food, and the others will be here soon. I want you to open your gifts first.”

You followed him to the tree, and as he knelt down to shuffle through the different packages, you admired the way his hair shone in the multicolored lights, the way his eyes sparkled, the way his actions spoke a thousand words to how much he loves you. The night how looked promising, and you still got to spend time with the ones you love.

Perhaps Christmas wouldn’t be so bad after all.

[cuethetommo]

Every day, but especially in today's environment, when we are begging men to stop treating women as objects, I'm frankly flabbergasted that people are overlooking the lyrics in Kiwi because it's a jam. Musically, sure - it's exciting and fun. But the lyrics are garbage and go against everything Harry has purported to stand for in the past. So I don't understand feminists turning a blind eye to it because they think it's fun. Cuz I bet Harvey Weinstein would think it's a neato song, too.

Real question: do you know you’re being emotionally manipulative? Are you doing it for impact? Do you know and not care? Are you not self-aware?

Second question: do you listen to pop music? There are very few songs that I hear on the regular radio that aren’t some level of problematic. Should I never listen to music again? Kiwi is so far from the worst song even out there right now.

And I’m not saying he shouldn’t do better, but please miss me with the contrived Harvey Weinstein crack.

[studyrose]

Hi I just listened to Harry Style's new album for the first time and holy shit?! It's so good I want to cry. Ive never listened to him before and I'm wildly impressed.

RIGHT !!! AIN’T IT! i played kiwi during closing at work, and my shift lead was like “WHOA WHO IS THIS” and i was like “harry styles!” and her jaw just DROPPED she was so shocked and flabbergasted i was LIVING 

[anti-yandere-dev]

Of course I admit C9's edits are better. And, do you guys believe in "anime things which not exist set in reality?" A Kiwi uploades a YT vid with Alexs fragment stream some time ago, and a crazy fan came today with an excuse for a debacle if YS is based on real Japan or anime "It's mixed!! An anime set with reality!!" and flabbergasted me with that "you must really like (alex) if you criticise him, don't cha" I mean, NO. Not after what he done.

I'm not exactly sure what that means, so correct me if I am mistaken. Assuming that it means anime that has realistic elements, of course that can happen. There are plenty of anime series and games that are realistic, but YS is not one of them. -Mod Sega