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oneknightstand-if · 11 months ago

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@a-sleepyblackcatyawning replied to your post “Because it's suddenly become Very Relevant™, here...”:

Damn, that looks nicer than my apartment.

For it's price, it should! You could get a really luxurious house/apartment/condo/etc for $250,000 - $350,000+ in lots of places.

Merlin spares no expense! It's easier when it's someone else's money.

#I looked for an animated gif for 'Jayco Seneca' on Google and a bunch of my own meme gifs from this blog came up instead #*Backs away slowly*#oks-replies #I apologize to Jayco if this gif is what comes up when searching for Seneca images now

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cringebro · 6 months ago

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Guys i made a bot

#bot #character ai #chat ai #queer #*backs away slowly*

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sellenite · 10 months ago

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Imagine giving him a handjob for the first time and he’s soooo sensitive. He’s trying so hard to stay quiet and not move because he’s so embarrassed, but his cock is leaking so much.

And your fist feels so good wrapped around him.

You bring your hand up to his tip and squeeze him a little tighter, and it’s completely involuntary how he arches up into your touch and lets out a throaty groan.

And the high points of his cheeks are pink because he can’t believe he just let that sound out, but he can’t stop the whines now because his head feels so light and you’re pumping his cock even faster.

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#everyone look away #leaving this here quietly and backing away slowly…..#this is about cloud strife btw #in my mind at least #but do what you want with this <3 #cloud strife smut

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wilkoakdraws · 1 year ago

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Two guys learn to communicate over 5 seasons

or, the jmart triptych. Bonus under the cut:

they deserve all the hugs and so does every tma fan

#jonmartin #jmart #the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #the archivist #tma fanart #magpod #just some fluff that i slowly scribbled inbetween the inktobers and well back in september #i would give away my 2 ribs and eyesight for them #teaholding #fabric rustles #all the ship names man... all of them

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iizuumi · 7 months ago

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Side effects of wearing your sentient Kaiju suit too often ,,,,

#hoshina soshiro #kn8 #kaiju no. 8 #my art #kaiju no 10 #hoshi10 #FINALLY I GOT TO DRAW BODYMERGE HOSHI10 #this is my favourite form of existence for them my brain is spinninnggggg #it's so sexy to me to imagine hoshina trying to take off the suit and he just can't get it off without peeling his own skin off shcjsnfjs #10 so pleased with this situation #hoshina panic but also he cant tell anyone becazse then they'd definitely take 10 away from him #and we don't want that #brain spinning so hsrd i hope he curls up in his room and hides while the suit slowly merges ro his body #until one of his boyfriends finds him ofc hhhhh #rushing him to medical but they can't change him back to human anymore #can you see I've been thinking about this ancjsixbsia #I'll see myself out

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meltedmush · 3 months ago

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More octobing ....he's so cute...maybe many tiny octobings.....handful of bings.....

I need you all to request more Octobing, I want more excuses to draw this cutie 😭💖

#mushyrt #asks #svsss #tw: body horror #btw ask box is now closed!#I’m gonna be chipping away it slowly #not chronologically though #edit: I opened the ask box back open #I WANT OCTOBINGS LMAO #I’ll close it back up in a couple hours #octobing #sv creature

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fuumiku · 9 months ago

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It was Maid Day today yesterday a week ago so I got struck by inspiration to draw the worsties, and it ran away from me into a whole AU where they’re coworkers at a maid cafe. She’s a med student & this is just a part time job, and this is his depression job while he gets his life back together. He needs something he can be workaholic about to forget what it’s like having a personal life and personal issues. He’s actually the accountant, but the new hire janitor (Izutsumi) doesn’t show up for half her shifts and is a sloppy worker, so he gets the extra work of doing her job on top of his because he’s undervalued and overworked. Of course, janitors also have an uniform to keep the aesthetic cohesion as they go about cleaning the place, of course.

Senshi’s the part time cook you only see slivers off, he’s kind and warm when you do see him and have a chat but most shifts he’s in and out the kitchen without a trace. Laios and Falin are regulars because Falin and Marcille are besties & in the same med school, Laios accompanies Falin as she visits her friend at work and gets hooked on the food. Chilchuck has to remind Marcille to work instead of chatting with Falin for an hour, and next thing he knows she’s distracting him from work too. That’s it that’s the AU. Inspired by this idol AU fanart a bit <3

This was not meant to be birthday gift but well…… Happy bday Chil!!!

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#Dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #Chilchuck tims #marcille donato #spoilers #dunmeshi au #Maid cafe au #Marchil #Workwife marchil save me. Kabuholm in the background bc i said so lmao #i think people forget marci n chil are coworker worsties first and foremost. Ppl should capitalize on it more #The orange hair swag that makes him look like a marketable idol more #You can tell idk how to draw maid outfits. I hate those hats sm I will miku miku beam them out of existence #Marcille does change her hairstyle everyday btw #they don’t get back together btw she goes you haven’t talked to me in 4 years and he immediately goes YOU haven’t talked to ME in 4–#i mean ehem i’m sorry haha… while Marcille is like 4 years?! 4 years…#Mei only did it bc Fler has been getting jittery again kept sighing #I wanted to draw Chil with a car key at his belt but it wasn’t meant to be #idk if marchil ever gets together in this one it’s an eternal summer coworker with tension situationship au #romance is when you slowly deteriorate his work ethics so he starts skipping on his worktime to spend it at the front messing around w you #once he’s blessedly in the office and he hears this huge crash and the Marci just goes ‘…… Chiiiiiil?’ cue sigh and having to repair #the coffee machine. So many lil comics i couldn’t indulge myself to draw save me #shoutout to the time as a cashier in training at a convenience store I was left by my coworker who was supposed to wash the greasy chicken #oven but didn’t so I had to clean it for the first time myself while I was alone in the store and was also supposed to man the front #Shoutout to my convenience store’s accountant helping us with cashier duties often when there was less job to do ty ty #Understaffed struggles are so real #People also call Chil a manager because the boss is most often away so he just does everything #There’s no union but maybe one day he’ll get to overthrow the boss idk #The pay IS good at least #Modern au

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erinwantstowrite · 2 months ago

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you know what's so funny about chapter 18? Peter's motivation for beating Loki's ass. it's pretty much entirely for Thor at this point, right? because he saw what he did to Thor and knows how important this is for him. and Peter's mainly thinking "Well, sometimes I get a little insecure, but at the end of the day I am aware of what I made Spider-Man for, and so are the Avengers. so I'm a little ticked off that they didn't tell me everything about Loki but I'm sure it was for a good reason and they were keeping in mind that I've never really wanted to do some of the world saving that they do."

and then he finds out why they didn't tell him about Loki and he's like "okay actually i am mad now" (which yes this is part of the reason they didn't tell him, but there's another bigger reason that will outshine this reason)

#thor is terrified of peter btw #I know it doesn't seem like it #because they have sibling energy #but like when this comes out thor is gonna be shaking in his boots #peter staring at him like “what?” and thor is just #“😅 stark told me not to” and he's backing away slowly #doesn't work thor will have to pay for his crimes #keep in mind that this does happen in front of quite a few of the Justice League members #their first impression of Thor and Peter kills me every time #ao3 fanfic #leap of faith ao3 #leap of faith catch me if you can #peter parker #peter parker in gotham #thor odinson #thor: TO BE FAIR THE LAST TIME WE TOLD YOU SOMETHING LIKE THAT-#peter: im gonna kick YOUR ass too

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nyehilismwriting · 2 months ago

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it's december again folks💆which makes it the time of year where I drop in to say I'm Sorry and I Didn't Think It Would Take This Long - I was kind of hoping to finish it up this month, but then I added some stuff, and I found some stuff I coded like if a rabid dog found a laptop in the trash, so that needs fixing; the usual stuff.

november was a pretty productive month for me, but I've been blindsided this week with a bout of illness and some family stuff, so progress has ground to a halt, and december's never very productive; as such I'm hoping I'll get it out sometime in January. as always, i really really appreciate your patience - I hope you'll continue to bear with me, and I do hope when it comes, you'll enjoy the update!

#i know things have been dead around here but i'm still truckin i prommy !#i know a few people have been wondering abt the status of the game: it is very much still being actively worked on #just Slowly:-)#and i cannot tell you how much i appreciate everyone who's been patient and kind and waited. or gone away and come back!#one thousand kisses be upon ye #also veilguard came out and that got me good for a while there. temporary dragonage insanity etc. you know how it is

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dollya-robinprotector · 11 months ago

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In the light of recent update with some new clothes and the new very beautiful angel wings, of course I have to sum it up with my children

No child of mine should be wearing anything less than extravagant, even if they're an orphan in a r*pe game and not FFXIV

Ahhh~ The joy of drawing feathered wings~~

#Pros of being my OC: You never have to wear ugly clothes #I'm a design artist at heart anyway #To be honest I've objectified priests for too long I literally see a simple and default priest outfit and immediately S W O O N #dollya art #dol pc #dol #dol fanart #degrees of lewdity #Lya the Blossom #Lyah the Emancipated #Kariya the Alter Ego #“Nyan”#Okay I need to be back with works #*slowly back away into the shadow*

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trillgutterbug · 6 months ago

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[paul and heather, get back ep 3]

#the beatles #get back #paul mccartney #hello do you ever just crawl away into a deep bog and slowly become a nice leathery corpse #my gifs #beebles

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icewindandboringhorror · 4 months ago

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#tumblr polls #polls #Sorry if the wording is weird. I thought ''be considered X where I live'' would make the most sense since 'tallness' or etc. is sort of #subjective to the people around you or your specific culture/area/etc. And if I just said ''I'm tall'' or ''I'm short'' then #the response might be 'well how do I define whether I'm tall or not?'' or etc. But then most people could probably look #at the people around them in daily life they interact with and compare based on that to get a more literal idea or something #..ANYWAY.. lol.. as usual just thought of some random thing and was like.. hrmm... i wonder what the most common #feeling about that would be.#personally I'm not even short but I just want to be really really tall... like... 7 feet tall or something. In a fantasy world type of way #of course. so like a super tall elf creature. More realistically I suppose you get health problems past a certain point #so maybe I'd be happy with 6'2“ or so.#Absolutely no hate towards people with this preference but I've always had trouble understanding the idea of wanting to be shorter #so you're Small And Cute or this and that. or whatever the base reason is. I suppose I would understand it from a surivval prespective #maybe you want to be able to hide in your environment easier and blend into a crowd. I personally would like people to be inspired to run #away from me when they see me though gjhbj #In an average grocery store or something just a normal day but then some 8 foot tall wizard man walks in and so everyone #kind of backs away slowly = yaaay I get the aisle all to myself and can shop for my produce in peace.#(except for the fact that there's a subsection of people who would intepret it as spectacle and would run towards instead of away #and pull out their dumbass phones to film Weird Thing Happening. in which case. spell of 'phone melts into molten plastic in your hands #stop filming strangers in public without their consent' be cast upon ye. )

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casualavocados · 7 months ago

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#he doesn't want to fight with you ai di, he wants to Kiss🙄💘🥺

Nat Chen as CHEN YI KISEKI: DEAR TO ME (2023)

#kiseki: dear to me #kisekiedit #kdtm #kiseki dear to me #chen yi x ai di #ai di x chen yi #nat chen #chen bowen #louis chiang #chiang tien #jiang dian #userspring #uservid #userrain #userspicy #userjjessi #*cajedit #*gif #okay i made this specifically for the 3rd gif bc chen yi's expressions are making me giggle nonstop i was doubled over in tears last night #HE JUST WANTS TO KISS!! AI DI HE LOVES YOU LET HIM HIT IJDKSKG #okay real talk though the fact that he actually gives ai di space 90% of the time. lets him hang out at the bar #like he isnt following him around or constantly dogging him about giving him an answer not does he ever rly ACCUSE ai di of anything #he uses the zhang teng excuse to keep ai di from avoiding him but he doesnt try to keep him where he can see him constantly.#he lets ai di do his own thing and just spends time connecting the dots during the moments ai di comes back of his OWN VOLITION #& he slowly puts together what ai di is refusing to admit and makes his own intentions known without putting them in words either #besides stating his observations (& watching ai di react). Every interaction between them when ai di gets out of prison is like that #gifs 1&2 vs 4&5... letting ai di pull away because he doesnt know whats going on vs pulling him back both to say hey we arent done-#& say im still here FOR YOU - to see how ai di reacts being so close to chen yi after finding him hugging his jacket in his sleep #and then once hes Figured It Out he still keeps the space!! sends gifts... he only Acts when ai di comes back to him himself!!!!#and this time he's READY. and a simp. like. PLS the last 2 gifs..........dude. he wants to kiss so bad

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lilithofpenandbook · 5 months ago

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Something I can't stop thinking about is that Snape began the series being perfectly okay

He was actually at his best. He'd spent ten whole years in Hogwarts without the Marauders and before Harry Potter walked in.

Of course it wouldn't have been easy for him to adjust, but he did. And I just can't help but think of those first months where the other teachers got to know him, and got to realise that this boy needed them, needed their help, and took care of him. I can't help but think of how they promised him that it's okay, it's over, everyone's safe and he's not what he thinks he is. He's okay.

Like, for ten years he would have been happy. He had friends. He had a job. He had a home. Hogwarts was his home.

And then Harry Potter came and everything went wrong.

Can you imagine, him seeing Harry's face for the first time? After so many years of actually being content and happy, suddenly he sees James Potter's face, Lily Evans' eyes. Suddenly he's reminded of Voldemort who will return now, and now he's got a ticking clock, a countdown warning him that that's it, time's up, everything you've built in these ten years are soon going to break. And then come the events of the first and second year. Okay, so they're chaotic and stressful, but it's fine, they're all stressed, they're all in this together.

Then it's Harry's third year.

And that's when everything falls apart.

Remus Lupin, one of his abusers and a serious gaslight, is here in the job he wanted, and acting like everything's fine between them while simultaneously disrespecting him and forgetting to take the potion and being a huge risk to them all. Sirius Black, one of the two main abusers, is on the loose. And no one is ever gonna believe him about Lupin, are they? Suddenly it's Lupin's home. Lupin's safe space. But what about Snape? Do the past 13 years mean nothing? It seems so. And in the end, he has a complete breakdown because it's all coming down.

Then comes the goblet of fire. Okay, normal, right? But then there's moody. And there's the visiting schools. And then there's Kararoff who will not leave him alone! And then...

And then Harry Potter comes with the dead body of a teenage boy, crying and screaming that Voldemort's back.

And now Snape knows that time is up and things only get worse. Everything happens after that, from spying to dealing with that wretched Umbridge who's trying to destroy the school.

And then...

And then he has to kill Dumbledore.

And that when it all ends.

All he built in the past 16 years....

All the promises that they'd never leave him...

That they'd always look after him...

That they know he's not that person he used to be...

That everything will be okay because he has them to look after him...

They mean nothing now.

He's not okay anymore.

#severus snape #pro snape #professor snape #i had this thought and cant stop thinking it #like snape must have actually been happy before the events of the book #like this was his home and they were his friends #they'd looked after him #but then as the series goes on all that slowly crumbles away until its all gone and he's alone and hated again #and like shit got serious for Harry after cedric died thats when it really hit the fan #but for snape? it ended after book TWO #and I'm just imagining that he'd managed to forget about it all #by the time Harry arrived Snape had even forgotten about voldemort lily harry james everything #like blanked it out because this was his life now #but harry walked in and suddenly he remembers and he's back to the past again

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indigopoptart · 9 months ago

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a laughingstock a day keeps the doctor away

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fourraccoonsinacoat · 1 year ago

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Durge: Hey, slut waffle! Get over here and unlock this chest for me!

Astarion: Give me a moment, you tetchy dick goblin!

Gale: I sense a lovers' quarrel is at hand. What happened? Astarion get a bit too nibbly during your last tryst?

Astarion: The fuck! What in the hells gave you that idea?

Gale: Um...well, your vulgar banter, for one thing.

Durge: We're trying out pet names.

Astarion: Honestly, Gale, it's like you've never been in love before.

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BG3 Incorrect Quotes Masterlist.

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