#**hitman

[cadavercrafts]

So i got super into Hitman recently and of course i wanted to sculpt something but im bad at sculpting 1. suits 2. bald people so i bought this little "male bodyguard 3" from the local miniature train shop, broke all his limbs and now im making a little thing. Just a WIP because there will be icecream AND a balloon, 47 deserves a nice day out

[wowwforever]

They’ll never do a Hitman level set in a Furry Convention because gamers would absolutely ruin it but imagine. like the target isn’t a furry he just owns a hotel that happens to have one every year but you can disguise yourself in a fursuit and some guy will ask you “what species is your sona” and 47 would be like “a wolf. i always felt a connection with…hunters.” and then diana would be like “let’s see if you can sniff out some information, furrty-seven” and then he comes to my house and kills me for writing this

[pastabaguette]

sorry for all the posts today, but this one is very important: alternian video game edits.

i actually have reasonings for all of their blood types, and a few classpects, so i'll dive into them here:

monika: i'm thinking that early in the game, during acts 1 and 2, she maybe masqueraded as a jadeblood or higher. only during act 3 does she reveal herself as a fuchsia to the protagonist.

gordon and alyx: gordon is probably a tealblood, or somewhere around there. fairly high, but not too high, i think. alyx is an olive, and eli is an indigo. azian was probably a gold. (or lime?) i did have to keep gordon’s orange HEV suit, though. surely you understand. okay, troll half life lore: i think on alternia, all the main characters in the half life franchise are like, olive or above. the rebels in follow freeman and the guards are all lowbloods, so that the player doesn't feel too bad about sacrificing them, or something like that. i think this would be something that would happen in an alternian video game, at least.

agent 47: 47 is actually a mutant, due to being manufactured in a lab. he's a weird ice-blue color. he's still got that piercing stare. i felt a little sad changing his iconic red tie, but i do have some thoughts on that as well. obviously, red in human culture tends to symbolize passion, among other things, and in this case, violence and aggression, because it's the color of blood. however, because trolls all have different blood colors, i think they might have different meanings attached to colors than humans typically do. i think that typically, the colors that would most commonly represent aggression in alternian culture would be blue (cobalt and indigo) and purple. now, i know that the sea dwellers exist, but since the vast majority of trolls are lowbloods, they would have a lot more contact with the land-dwelling highbloods, rather than the fish. so, 47’s tie is blue. (i also just think it looks cool matching his eyes)

chell: I made chell a bronzeblood. she’s a test subject, but not one of the special ones (astronauts, olympians, etc). she’s just another lab rat. (also, a lot of her outfit is orange…)

now for classpects! i only have two i’m sure of as of now:

gordon freeman is an heir of hope. this one is fairly obvious to me. a common belief is that heirs have the ability to become their aspect, in a way. in half life 2, gordon quickly becomes the main symbol of the resistance on earth. for the rebels, he himself IS hope.

agent 47 is a prince of life. again, it’s a common interpretation that princes are themselves void of their aspect, and they destroy that aspect in others. this is really literal, obviously, but as a hitman, 47 kills people. literally destroying life. as for his own lack of life in himself, it’s pretty simple as well. 47 is almost always described as entirely void of emotion and empathy. others often remark on his soulless stare, a lack of life behind his eyes. so, as a prince, he fulfills both criteria there.

holy hell, that was a lot of words. i didn’t intend to talk this much. feel free to add your own thoughts; i’d like to hear what others think. these descriptions were a bit rushed, and i don’t really consider myself to be very good at communicating my thoughts, so a lot of things may have been lost in translation. i’d be happy to try and elaborate on my reasonings for any of them.

(oh, also, please no alyx spoilers. i haven’t played it yet!)

[peachesandcreames]

A Good Ol' Southern Boy 🔥🥵

[lone-pylon]

Agent Furry-Seven

[richardgrimes]

ADRIA ARJONA as Maddy Masters HITMAN (2024)

[nicopossum]

This is your most dangerous mission yet, Agent 47. Be careful.

[radladrobin]

SECRET EXITS

(First batch in a series of 3)

Literally my first proper animations EVER.

The progression between the umbrella and the dolphin one is already noticable even thiugh it's only been 3 days (one a day)

The other ones are gonna be more challenging. But I'm having fun!

Bonus assets and WIP shots

[lavenderlemniscate]

welcome to well there's your problem, it's a podcast about engineering disasters / alleged assassination attempts. with slides

[omnimarii]

Watching the old hitman videos from secret sleepover society and Jacob and Julia never fail to trigger the bi panic

[cartoonishly]

I’d like to think that 47 spends his sick days by cleaning his silverballer and watching boring TV in a luxuriously soft blanket in the safe house. Our man deserves some comfort once in a while.

[gaygraviturgist]

hitman is just a dress up game where you unlock the outfits with murder

[kcggggg]

From the year 201x, at some point I had an amazing idea and then I drew it cus I simply had a deadline to meet.

enjoy an easier to navigate archive of these and more here on webtoons

[hclygifs]

ADRIA ARJONA and GLEN POWELL in HITMAN (2024)

[reznyck]

hitman x spy tf2