#***OH JEEZ.***

[habitual-creatures]

(Jester pins "Glitch" down and bites into his neck pulling it apart and partially eating the flesh)

-Mystery guest

G̴E̶T̵O̵F̷F̶-̷ ̴O̸F̶ ̴M̵E̶

(( translation

GETOFF- OF ME ))

[livtylerfan96]

can your dad buy devi a plane ticket and bring her to wherever you live.

maybe! that would be so cool!! it's 9:30 right now so i can't ask my dad today, but i will tomorrow!!!

[baekjeongu-archive]

❛❛  hey, handsome.  ❜❜  my sleeves are rolled up to my elbows, my collar open as i take a short break from bartending.  my arms support me against the glossy bartop, hands splayed.  i smile, bright and winning, watching kelly approach.  he's not hard to miss at his height, his broadness, and a pair of blue eyes that pierce.  ❛❛  —  i'm on break, but tell me what you want, and i'll get you.  ❜❜  i lean forward, now on my elbows, watching as kelly slides onto one of the stools.  ❛❛  you look good.  what've you been up to, hm?  no good?  i haven't seen you around.  ❜❜  music thumps, the dancefloor vibrating with the motion of hundreds of swaying bodies.

@cardiomyapathy.

[take-care-with-your-glasses]

Today is one of these days.

Cut one of my fingers badly while cooking so since I work with them, I have an useless finger now and the internet keeps nuking itself, making my work slower than usual by having to use and consume phone data.

*hates it to the Oblivion*

[cozylittleartblog]

i now understand how certain people felt when harpy eda was revealed 😳

prints here

[mbohjeezart]

Husbands, huh... I wonder what the wedding was like... [ RB link ]

[cementgeek]

I caught up on the Cass Apocalyptic Series YAY

I know that @/somerandomdudelmao (I'm not sure if I can tag them. I don't want to annoy them, lmao) stated that the turtles will meet their future versions when Future!Donnie restores everyone, but I couldn't resist drawing this. Don't be mad at me haha!

This series is amazing, I feel like this could be a credible continuation of ROTTMNT <33

Original pose:

Process:

[humming-fly]

Just like Justin Mcelroy's callbacks to the chilean miners I have once again emerged to deliver this, More Team Greed Nonsense, this time featuring stupid questions ed asks to get out of work

ngl drawing this is the most clear headed I've felt in weeks if i go longer then seven days without drawing greedling I start going through withdrawl

to that end have a second bonus:

Team Greed Doodles Masterlist

[gabe-lovebot]

hello councilnation how are we feeling

[starryeyeddreamer21]

I need Vaggie and Husk to be friends SO badly. I just think they have potential like they could possibly be one of the best duos if given a chance. I actually have so many thoughts on this so hear me out:

There's so much potential JUST because of their relationships with Charlie and Angel (Charlie and Angel are siblings but we don't need to get into that right now)

But seriously short grumpy characters with wings and their extroverted beanpole partner is killing me

So basically I can see them both ranting about what their partners are doing on a daily basis but it always ends with "I love them SO much" "Cheers I'll drink to that"

I have a feeling Charlie and Angel are both the kind of people to leave lipstick marks on their partners and just not tell them so Husk and Vaggie have to check each other out real quick before going anywhere. I mean no questions asked just one of them standing in front of the other with their arms and legs spread out until the other one gives them a thumbs up or a rag to clean it off with.

I also think it would be funny if Husk was the first person to know Vaggie was an angel he just didn't mention it. He says so himself that the residents of the hotel will spill their secrets when they get drunk so Vaggie definitely got drunk and let it slip that she was an angel but didn't remember it by morning. Husk's motto is basically "That's none of my business" so he just doesn't say anything.

Also continuing with the "that's none of my business" thing, Vaggie absolutely agrees with that sentiment as long as it doesn't hurt Charlie or the hotel. Neither of them like people digging into their business and having Alastor in their lives means someone is ALWAYS digging so it's nice to be with someone who just does not care.

Oh and they both shit on Alastor 24/7 so good for them

PREENING EACH OTHER!!! By the time Vaggie gets her wings back they're close enough for this. Husk hates his wings and is shit at taking care of them but Vaggie really wants this to happen. She does miss some things about the exorcists and that's one of them. Of course she would never say that out loud but Husk gets it and they do it anyway.

Vaggie would start flying ALL THE TIME after getting her wings like she has so much time to catch up on. Angel knows that her and Husk are good friends and that Husk hates his form so he'll get Vaggie to convince Husk to fly with her. It takes a little bit but they have fun and Charlie is really proud of her so it's worth it.

They can literally sit in comfortable silence for hours and not get bored

They bicker all the time about everything like they'll say the meanest shit but they're besties and they're joking so it's fine

They are so down to kill Valentino at any time. They have multiple plans, they have lists, they're really creative about it too.

They'll just sit, people watch, and judge strangers together

They're so judgemental but also the least judgmental??? They'd be like "Why would you do that you dumbass" but also actually listen to what's being said and try to find a reasonable solution for each other

Double dates that Vaggie and Husk don't actually want to go on but unfortunately Charlie and Angel are convincing (they have a really good time)

They were both stripped from their occupations (overlord/angel). They miss it sometimes and they feel bad about it because they were both terrible people during those times. When they get like this they always seek each other's company. Sometimes they actually talk about it, sometimes they change the subject to something completely different, sometimes they have a drink and sit in silence. Either way they only acknowledge it with each other.

Husk teaches Vaggie how to make drinks. It's calming for him (even though it's annoying that he's technically being forced to do it) so he thought she might like it. She does and is actually really good at it. When they get more residents she'll help him out behind the bar.

Sometimes they'll sing together. They sound amazing and their partners love it. Husk also tries to teach Vaggie how to play saxophone it does not go as good as bartending did

They're the only ones in the hotel that can speak Spanish so yes they do use that to their advantage

Are both so tired all the time. They just deserve a stress free nap. They end up curled up together asleep and are found by Angel in the middle of the night. He takes a picture and immediately sends it to Charlie. Charlie and Angel manage to keep the picture but are not allowed to show anyone or ever mention it again.

They would never actually admit to being friends even though they're best friends and one of the few people the other can actually stand being around

JUST HUSK AND VAGGIE BEING BEST FRIENDS YOU GUYS

[canisalbus]

whenever i see them non-anthromorphosized im like like... ah what have they done to these little men's clothes

These dogs, they're naked.

How indecent.

[camellcat]

"cordelia could you please drive me home?" "of course" OF COURSE she replies to buffy, softly, without hesitation. even if she goes right back to harping on about the world ending, of course she'll help buffy. head in my fucking hands

[drunkenmantis]

So, Transformers One

[brucespringsteencomments]

[vetteldixon]

[cfffrk]

What if Jeeves had worked as a page boy at a private boys' school in his youth?