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mischievous-thunder · 2 months ago
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When these four start interacting that's a whole different level of chaos
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ellieshyperfixations · 4 months ago
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Nightcrawler, learning about Santa: Why do we need to watch out? Is Santa going to assassinate us?
Wolverine: Yeah. I mean, what do you think happens to the bad kids?
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it-meant-nothing · 5 months ago
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jasmancer · 1 year ago
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I AM THE DIRT UNDER YOUR NAILS.
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lizziesangelblog · 4 months ago
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DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE 2024
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incorrect-x-quotes · 9 months ago
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Nightcrawler: Wait… you believe me? Wolverine: Bub, you’re one of the few decent people in the world. I’d believe you if you said cartoon birds brushed your hair this morning.
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thattripleabattery · 9 months ago
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Scott (not knowing Logan’s like 200): so old man, how was the Great Depression
Logan (tired): it was fine
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sugarbear2001 · 5 months ago
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This really touched my heart. Seeing Deadpool, the mayor of Yapville, just be quiet and enjoy a drink with Wolverine at his request makes me happy. They are so good for each other. 
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harringroveera · 3 months ago
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Around them everybody is nodding along in agreement
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bogfaery · 1 month ago
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and she immediately dropped it and broke it mhmm mhmm yeauh 🙂‍↕️
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cherikdogfood · 7 months ago
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This is how the beach divorce should've gone:
Erik: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE? Charles: Tall, mysterious, brooding, German, can manipulate metal... basically you. Erik, desperately as Charles bleeds out: I meant your blood type!! Charles: Oh. B Positive. Erik: THIS ISN'T THE TIME TO BE OPTIMISTIC, CHARLES! Charles: ...
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ellieshyperfixations · 3 months ago
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Nightcrawler: Jesus is my therapist.
Wolverine: Oh, so that’s why you’re so messed up.
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la-lune-chante · 3 months ago
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oh i NEED to know their history
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hakunawakanda · 1 year ago
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Erik: we need a distraction.
Charles: is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Peter, whispering: my time has come
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tyriq-edits · 1 month ago
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Letting me discover how to do video edits was god’s greatest mistake yet.
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creaturefeaturecommando · 2 months ago
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Gambit: Decades later and Magneto still has a hold on the Professor. That’s some serious dick energy right there.
Cyclops: Whats dick energy ?
Gambit: How is it I know and you don’t ? It’s when a man’s stroke is so enchanting that the ghost of his penis sort of haunts your nether regions like an old house.
Cyclops: I guess I haven’t had that pleasure.
Gambit: Well I sling serious dick energy, and I don’t even have one
Beast: I would appreciate it if you could stop talking about this at the breakfast table
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