#* canon. the first lady.

[zoe-oneesama]

This is the one page I will confidently say I am better than canon at (because canon doesn’t HAVE THIS YET-!)

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[backpackingspace]

Okay so with the line "the olive tree where we first met" we have two equal hilarious options.

When penelope was sassily like oh I'll marry you if you make a living bed out of this tree right here! Cue penelope stumbling over odysseus very very carefully digging up the tree "because how else is he going to get it to itacha we can't have a wedding bed out in the open in sparta duh"

Or

2. Penelope, knowing that Helen's suitors would soon be arriving to take over her home for a while. Snuck out and went on her own wacky shenanigan filled journey where she scoped out all the major players. Odysseus caught her spying in an olive tree. And when she got back she told Helen she had dibs on the cutie from itacha.

[demaparbat-hp]

Almost

[goobobbers]

After a long day of cleaning and tending to her wife’s room, Enid and Alcina finally get a moment to rest. As well to have a little snack.

Her blood tastes like copper with a sweet aftertaste. It’s warm on her tongue.

Alcina will patch her wound a few moments after savoring, leaving Enid completely fuzzy. That quick heartbeat never faltered around her.

[chippedcupwrites]

Sansa Stark │Character Creation (in/sp)

HERE are screenshots of the whole set, if you wish to read the little details.

[thevoidstaredback]

Adventures In Gotham

Enough Caffeine to Kill an Elephant Side Story

The first time Danny had ever been to Gotham, he swore it would be his last. He was twenty-two at the time.

In an effort to relax after finals had ended, he, Tucker, Sam, Val, Wes, and Dani had been playing a round of Truth or Dare after finishing a few movies. Sam had dared Danny to wander around Gotham without attracting attention to himself. The catch was that he wasn't allowed to use his powers except to fly there and back. His time limit was Sunday night.

They'd all been planning to stay the night at Sam's anyway, so no one would even notice he was gone. Though, the dare had seemed easy at the time, Danny should've realized his luck was not that good.

Regardless, he flew to the outskirts of Gotham City, dropped his transformation, and entered.

The first thing he noticed was that there was some kind of bubble around Gotham preventing the Shades and overall feel of death from leaving. It was overwhelming at first, but he got used to it pretty quickly. The next thing he noticed was that he had walked into somebody's haunt.

Shit.

He made himself presentable and spoke to the night, "I apologise for trespassing," His voice echoed through the open area as though he was shouting in an empty room. Ghost Speak tended to do that. "I mean no hostile intentions. I simply wish to play a game with your protectors." With any luck, whoever this was would be playful or friendly, at the very least. He didn't hold his breath, though.

A lie. He was holding his breath, but that's only because he was nervous!

The night air stilled as though considering his words. Then, a breeze from behind pushed him further into the city. Flapping wings of bats and owls seemed to hide the whispers of "You may come in." and "Be careful." and "You will lose." and "Good luck.".

A vote of confidence from the City Spirit. "Thank you." He was going to be as quick as he could, but he couldn't draw attention to himself. Easier said than done. Batman seemed to know whenever anyone ever stepped foot into his city, especially if they've never been there before. So, he had to play hide and seek with Batman and Robin.

Again, easier said than done.

Danny knows very little about about Gotham and her heroes and villains. What he does know is that Robin is fairly knew to the scene, but also very serious in what he does. He's still a child, though, and he likes to play around a bit. Batman, on the other hand, has already become something of a cryptid, despite only showing himself a year or so ago. Either way, the two balance each other nicely and work well as a team.

Batman and Robin obviously know the entire city inside out, so Danny has to somehow keep an eye on where they are at all times while not drawing attention to himself. Which would be easy, except for the fact that Danny can only sense where non-living beings are. Batman and Robin are very much alive. He's pretty sure. Unless either of them have a shit ton of Shades attached to them, which is unlikely but not impossible, then he'll have to rely on finding them first and keeping them within his sight as he tours around their city.

Why the hell did he agree to this? He so deserves a reward if he succeeds.

'When', not 'if'. 'If' is pessimistic and implies that Batman might just drop him off a building and watch him fall. 'When' at least lets him continue with the illusion that he may get out of this no deader than when he arrived in Gotham.

All he had to do was basically tour the city, then he'll be done. It went well for the first hour, but then he spotted the shadows moving around him. It wouldn't normally be a problem, but one of those shadows was made out of bright colours. Seeing as his Ghost Sense didn't go off, Danny figured the he'd just run straight into Batman and Robin.

Shit. Fuck. Okay, play it cool, Danny.

He ran. He ran as fast as he could without using his powers. When he was sure he'd lost the two vigilanties, he allowed himself to stop in an alley somewhere in the Narrows. (The map he looked at was coming in very handy all of a sudden)

"Could be worse," he said to himself, backing into a corner.

The sound of shattering glass and the scurrying of mice and rats gave the impression of laughter and taunting. Which, rude, but fair.

"Your Knights, my lady," he spoke into the darkness, "are terrifying."

"Who you talking to?"

Danny did not jump. He didn't! Liar.

The kid, about twelve years old, was in bright green, red, and yellow. His hair windswept and he didn't seem even the slightest bit out of breath, let alone tired. Shouldn't he be in bed? Did he have a bedtime? He should have a bedtime, in Danny's expert opinion.

"Did you know that humans are endurance hunters?" Robin had been smiling since he dropped down in front of Danny. And if that wasn't a scary ass line to hear from a twelve year old up way past his bedtime-

No, he's not intimidated. "It's, um, a good thing I'm not completely human then, huh?" Stupid, stupid, stupid! Shut up, Danny! Stop talking! Right now!

This made Robin frown and the shadows started to move again, Batman taking his place just behind the boy. "What do you mean?"

Damn, he's scary! Danny's a sucker for a deep voice with a growl, damn.

"I, um," Intelligent response, Danny. King of the Realm Between Realms of Infinity. Keeper of Balance, Timeless Protector of the Dead and Living, and he can't even form a proper sentence.

Batman and Robin's stares were uncomfortably similar, even as Robin tilted his head ever so slightly to the right.

For all his wisdom, Danny couldn't see how he could manage to get out of this without using his powers. So, "Gottagobye!" he let intangibility and invisibility wash over him and he slipped through the wall behind him. From there, he let the rings of light cover him and he flew away.

He'll take the L. That was scary as hell!

The night wind brushed against him, the sound of breaking bones and cackling telling him to come by to play again some time. Had Gotham's City Spirit lead her Knight and his child to Danny? Probably. She seemed like the type. At least she seems to like him? Silver linings.

"I'm never going there again," he muttered halfway to Illinois.

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[puppppppppy]

personal character design headcanons + brainrot

Note: the re-bound!au does NOT belong to me, it belongs to @chipper-smol I’m just not normal about it lol

[bruhstation]

can't it even be more obvious thomas. why are you surprised that a sudrian historical site filled to the brim with armor and weaponry that dates back to the middle ages has old people afflicted with the gold dust working around the castle

[doomedlemur]

Does Crowley actually destroy the "bad" plants?

I think not!

Neil Gaiman notably suggested once that he makes the shredder noise to frighten the plants, then sneaks the plant with leaf spots out and gives it to the old lady downstairs.

However, this was just in response to a question asking what could be told to a child who was upset by the scene, and so could not be considered canon. It does seem in character, but trying to be mindful of not headcanonning Crowley into too much of a meow-meow, I was prepared to believe either possibility.

But then, I was reading the book. And though much of the scene in the show was taken line for line, in the book it doesn't say he shreds the plants, or that the sound of a shredder is heard, or anything like that. It says he leaves the flat with the offending plant, and returns an hour or so later with an empty pot.

About the right amount of time to pop downstairs, have a chat and a cup of tea, and re-pot a plant, wouldn't you say? Hmmmmmmm.

[didiwaffles]

"Time goes by, everything changes, yet our bond remains unwavered. You once promised me that you will always be by my side, no matter what. And now, when it is time for you to leave, I must follow you to where no human can even dream to step. This way only will your promise remain unchanged. And may my curse once again be a blessing."

[97b0n3s]

Shirt my friend got me :3 I’m so ready for the next Presidential election

[thelovers-2001]

After long traveling across the galaxy, Lady Reaper has found her match. As Lord Dominator arrives at her galaxy, it would be..

The Galaxy's Greatest Rivalry.

( Click/Tap the Read More to learn about my Wander Over Yonder s/i... Mild warning for non-sexual, no gential nudity in her ref sheet btw)

Known as Lady Reaper, though her first name's Louisette.

Her title came from her destroying the sun after a planet she wanted to conquer wouldn't surrender. The sun was part of the solar system, instant jeopardising said planet and other uninvolved planets. All planets suffer to extinction.

She can shapeshift, dawning a star-like face which glows immensely to hide her true face. Only Queen Entozoa (later Evil Sandwich) and The Beefeaters knows her true face (and later, Lord Dominator).

Once a being of wishing star to help others, her magic died out. She was captured by Queen Entozoa and imprisoned once realised she couldn't grant wishes anymore (She believed once her star dies and if a black hole would form, she'd use it for power).

Out of pure resentment, she played along working for her. And after her action which gained her title, she became more feared than Queen Entozoa. Lady Reaper thought to destroy her at that point, but decided to usurp her instead.

Every other villain is much weaker than her which has gotten so boring. So she started travelling throughout space in search of other villains. That's how she met Lord Dominator.

After successfully usurping Queen Entozoa (who became Sourdough the Evil Sandwich), yet made them her second in command, all she needs to do is plan. Waiting for her dearest rival to arrive.

And then Lord Hater happened and everything went to shit.

[bluehairperson]

Sometimes I see posts about how "I, Strahd" Tatyana has the personality of a cardboard but I don't think I agree honestly.

We only see her in very few scenes (all from Strahd's POV) and she's always very gentle and soft spoken.

Which makes completely sense since she was a lowborn orphan trying to make a good impression on her future brother in law, who is not only the ruler of the valley but also a feared war criminal. Of course she would try to be as nice as possible in front of him.

I also think that Strahd was extremely genuine in thinking he was in love with Tatyana, it's just that he never really knew her the way Sergei did. He only knew a facet.

[cheyezstuffz]

sighs oh so loudly. Walks away head down in shame like a dog, hey guys.....

[lucky-lady-clover]

OPEN ROLEPLAY STARTER

[Copied from a priv discord but yknow, its blank enough to work for anyone.. Pov, ur at the casino lol]

The night outside may have been cold and foreboding but inside the Ladybug? The atmosphere was anything but. Warm inviting; Bright lights both from the ceiling lights and the various game machines which lined some of the walls. The sound of chatter, laughter, shuffling cards and the oh so addicting sound of slot machines would fill your senses as you enter the grand building. One could almost forget it was run by a criminal.. Almost.

But here and now, That didn't matter. Not to Amelia. Here, She wasn't just Clover, She wasn't just a sidekick.. She was one of the main events. And god, did she love it. The air of excitement, the rush of possibility, anyone who stepped in here would certainly feel just how electric the patrons were.

Amelia did her usual rounds, Dressed in a cocktail dress with a generous cut in the front and a revealing slit at the leg, green fabric glittering underneath the multi-coloured lights which painted the room. She could see people drooling over her, men and women alike; And if not for her? Well, Her luck certainly did the trick for most. People would call her over, ask her to blow on their dice or lend them the luck at a poker game.. And she was more than happy to do so, for the attention she oh so craved.

She knew this wouldn't last forever, eventually The Riddler would need her help or maybe next time would be the Penguin and then she'd end up in Arkham, unable to visit her darling Ladybug for whoever knows how long til she either fooled the doctors to let her out or she'd escape. And so? Amelia didn't even bat an eye when she approached yet another group to idly watch them play, Drink in one hand and the other on her hip.

Her favorite part of this place? You could run into anyone. Because everyone was welcome. Heroes, Villains and Civilans alike.. So long as they play by the house rules, don't break anything and don't kill anyone on the premises.

Or if you're the Joker. He was instantly banned.

[sesamenom]

Reverse Gondolin AU family portrait