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here's that essay i accidently hyped up (sorry) on how fionna & cake did a poor job of concluding betty & simons characters + story in the final 2 episodes. sorry it is so insanely long. i don't know what my deal is. sometimes a show just does such a bad job of handling your favorite characters that you have to write 19k+ words complaining about it, i guess. im linking it as a pdf bc i DO NOT want to have 2 copy & paste this all over to tumblr & i kinda don't think tumblr would be happy with me making a post that long.
#if it sucks uhm. be nice to me pls 👉👈#ik im very snarky & kinda harsh in this but like. i rlly dont usually share my thoughts on media like this much#im ok w hearing rebuttals btw. but also its not likley youll change my mind#im really happy other ppl enjoyed this ending (& also kinda jealous)#but i very definitely. dont like it#not just from a personal standpoint but in that#i just genuinely think the portrayal of simon & betty was done really poorly#things r bolded + theres random section titles that interupt the flow#bc even tho i wrote this much i do genuinely have reading comprehension issues#as in the actual definition of poor reading comprension. due to disability#not the tumblr thing where its for some reason used to mean ' bad at understanding media ' sometimes#oh yea also the font is big bc of this too#im nervou s abt this but too late now ig#fionna and cake spoilers#im not putting it in the tags its 4 the ppl who already know abt it#its emberassing that i wrote all this but i think its worse if i dont share it bc then i just. have it#mmmm..worst part is i dont even cover everything. i have MORE complaints#text
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I did it
Is it funny?........idk anymore but i made it anyway
Just to be clear I'm not going insane, its based off the vine that goes:
Chris is that weed!?
No it's a crayon
I'm calling the police
*types 911 into the microwave*
This is emergency services, how can we help you
#jttw#journey to the west#sun wukong#monkey king#Sanzang#Tripitaka#Quan Yin#Is it amusing or am I losing my mind to sleep deprivation? We may never know#Was gonna point out my mistakes but then i remembered I don't need to call myself out#You probs won't notice anyway#I'm being delusional#Tripitaka is cute in this drawing like adorable chibi version and he looks OK in the 3rd panel#Well done me#Sun Wukong is always a struggle tho#It's a character trait so I can't really fault him for it#If anyone had any ideas for more poorly drawn jttw recreations of *insert funny thing*
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#a poorly done#blackout poem#made from an exclusionist post#blackout poetry#erasure poetry#I forgot to add trans people to the first sentences I think it was bc the OP didn't mention them until later#we all know it goes for them too tho! <3#aro#aromantic#ace#asexual#trans#memes#inclusion#positivity#terfs dni#exclus dni#also before exclus say “stop saying/acting like aspecs face the same amount of discrimination as gay ppl & are systematically oppressed!!��#I know that you know that that's not what I mean#also we both know that nobody even claims that lol
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Teruki blinks at him, and then he’s chuckling again and bowing his head down so he only sees the beginnings of brown roots coming in. When he lifts his head again his eyes are wet, but the pinks in his aura are soaking into his soul so much that he finds it really hard to be alarmed in the trance of it. “Please don’t apologize,” Teruki whispers, blinking away the shine that reflects the slit of sun from the window. His voice wobbles and hitches at the end, and Shigeo shifts, widens his eyes a little, but then his partner is moving. He leans over Shigeo’s chest, arches over the cracks that seep with energy carefully. Both of his hands are suddenly around his face and Teruki’s clamping his eyes shut and pressing their foreheads together, nose to nose, soul to soul. His hair tickles Shigeo’s jaw and his knee digs into his thigh, but it doesn’t matter. He doesn’t mind. The coral hues sing; the golds roar. “Please don’t. Please don’t do that to me,” his partner teeters, and the watermelon seeping into his skin is now tainted with harsher reds, deeper magentas. He can tell Teruki is trying so hard to keep it light, to keep it gentle and comforting for him—controlling an aura when emotions are high is one of the hardest things in the world. And yet he’s holding his partner, who is crackling apart at the seems in every sense of the word, and all that seeps from him is a little fear that get snuffed out instantly upon exit.
#qkwrites#hi good news#only one chapter left.i think#switched up the ending a little bit from my original plans since it wasn't working. now it works better i think#flows better at least#very excited to write the last of this but also im like unreasonably nervous ?? it's a fanfic jay get a grip#if the ending is written poorly uhm. it's literally free.who is going to complain#obviously ill do my best but fuck dude . ido not know if i have the skills for this#only one way to find out i guess#the thing i'm most worried about actually is the epilogue i think#cuz i have <3No fucking clue what's going to be in the epilogue#ill figure it out tho i have a feeling it's one of those things ill stress over and then sit down to write it#and the next thing i know it's done and it wasn't hard at all#wow ok im shutting up now. bye <3
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Miko + her strong lesbian flag energy
#that palette is basically her aesthetic lol#from the orange-red of the fox to the strong pink aura#that cunning flirt#lady guuji#aka#yae miko#the most ambiguous yet clearly queer character of genshin imo lol#genshin impact#genshin edit#(tho it's poorly done i know)#but i had so much fun#what character do you want to see in a pride flag next?#lgbt#lgbtq+#lgbtqia#lesbian flag#pride#genshin yae
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20 years later, the mercury have not changed lmao
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#phoenix mercury#i can't believe this guy doesn't have any storm merc games uploaded but w/e#it was a good game actually#the wild thing is that dt is like th 4th option for most of this game#and at season's end she was first in points first in stocks first in assists second in rebounds and first in field goals for the team#not everyone can be that person.......#obviously there is a different pace and style of play#also again it is wild that the merc shock and mystics all finished at .500 but the merc missed the playoffs#bc there were more teams in the western conference#that being said it is impressive as hell that they won the title the first time they made the playoffs since 2000#tamara moore is also interesting as a player bc she too is a guard but i feel like at least in this game#she moves so similarly to dt and she's wearing the knee socks and a bun#and they handle the ball similarly you know how dt loves to palm the ball moore does a similar thing#and dt has not changed the way she's moved in 20 years so it's not tough to id her#so penny's not in the game she's at an aus camp but in the july 5 game vs the sparks she and anna deforge are both in#and they are also very similar looking in 240p#plus penny as we know is 13 anna is 30 so they both have the 3#fun fact this is also the first tech of her wnba career#it's not a fun one tho#but you watch these early games and you see why she has to fight with the refs so much#Oh and another thing sometime between 2004 and 2024 the sparks changed the shade of yellow from a vibrant beautiful one#to something very ugly and pale. Pls change back. Yellow is so good when done well but is so easy to do poorly smh#Realizing they were in purple this game but yellow in the 7/5 game. Point still stands#and the old purples are better too league wide
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With august it was “he’s a complicated and flawed character but that doesn’t make him BAD” and it was also like that with day at certain points, well now I raise you: last twilight is a complicated and flawed show but that doesn’t make it BAD!!!
#to those who feel any criticism of it is unacceptable but those ppl are mostly on twitter I think#and not TO me bc I already feel this way and don’t have to remind myself#but to anyone who sees my long winded complaints and Breakup Scene Day conspiracies lmao I don’t think a bad#and I will say disastrous ep 11 takes away the magic from the earlier eps! I am likely to rewatch it up until about ep 9 or so!#I will simply pretend the rest never happened lmao. ep 11 was bad I maintain that but the majority of the show was everything to me!!!!!#of course we don’t know how it ends but in my opinion the breakup was executed so poorly that no ending could compensate#not to say no possible ending could be good tho I’m not holding out hope I just think it was done badly and that’s that#and that’s ok. the rest of the show isn’t ruined by it#last twilight
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Hazbin hotel is dubbed in other languages too, it’s not an ESL issue(from someone who is ESL). Anons just trying to be a jerk. Hang in there Clari
aw hehe thank you for letting me know this anon <33 you’re a sweetie!! i can see where that anon was coming from, definitely, but like i said, when we’re discussing media literacy we’re of course not talking about someone who understandably misconstrues something due to a language barrier or very poor translators. that isn’t at all a media literacy issue, nor is it the viewer’s fault, and a misunderstanding like that says nothing about that person’s literacy! <3
#slightly confused on how the subtitles would be misleading tho because shouldn't they be translating the words???#like shouldn't altruist have been translated to something like selfless or self-sacrifice or philanthropist or humanitarian etc???#it's obviously NOT on the viewer for misunderstanding if this were the case#it's a criticism of how poorly the translation was done#and sparks a different conversation about literacy entirely centered around the translator#but anyway! <3 i love u thank u for letting me know this as well#i only speak english fluently so i can't like confirm any of these things on my own#i hope your weekend has been going well anon bb!!!#stay safe and pls drink water <3#inky.bb#clari gets mail
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fnaf movie has so many baffling decisions in its writing, editing, scenes, character choices, and just. generally. holy shit. how did they not do a few more drafts of this script
#txt#watched it last night and the amount of stuff that doesnt make sense or like was just poorly done. hooooly hell#fun enough to watch w a friend to laugh at it but like. uhhh. yikez not good movie. josh was fun to watch though#ive never been into fnaf so i didnt get any of the lore refs so that didnt tint my experience#joshs character spends half the movie literallly asleep..#theres one bit where hes at work then smth happens then it cuts and hes heading back to work even tho. he should have. been there already.#i honestly thought id missed a scene or something#mental image of the animatronics cleaning up the blood from the breaking in ppl. i got stuck on the point that most of it got cleaned up#did the aunt get killed in his house? probably! but we never deal w that!!#them not knowing what to do w the cop character so just having her unconscious at the end. okay whatever#etc etc etc etc etc
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next stream you should read us bad rgg fics i agree
we're ADULTS now anon ok we don't say 'bad rgg fics' we say 'fics that don't fit our typical niche'
anyway first person to find me an rgg x mlp fic we read it on stream
#snap chats#im joking. of course. dont send me rgg x mlp fics i KNOW at least one of them is out there#but no do yoou guys remember that era on the internet where. eveyrone was just writing EVERYTHING with EVERYTHING#like i remember there was this one fanfic where solid snake and dora the explora were on a space ship or something idk#thats beautiful tho.... the human mind is so vast and expansive it just be makin The Most Shit up ever#in truth tho on the mysterious off chance. for whatever reason. fanfic reading is done on stream#id only read fics that are intentionally poorly written or funny fics#i dont want to make people shy bout postin their stuff.. i remember i felt that way for a while (and still do OOP)#if it bein posted to chortle at tho THEN it fair game BYE
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watching heartstopper s2 has been surprisingly hard for me. like reading the comic i was not particularly bothered by the anorexia stuff but damn watching it rather than reading it is rough.
#like i could not have watched this at all a few years ago without it being super triggering#and that’s not in a its poorly done way#its really well handled in a way that’s super relatable to my own experience#overall tho the season is fantastic and so many cute lovely moments#but yeah hopefully by next season i’ll be at a point where i’ll be less bothered bc i know the ed stuff does ramp up#i did hit four years of recovery this june tho! but still a fair bit of progress i’d like to make
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my coworker got fired over literally nothing and i told my boss that i ain't working my remaining days if she gets fired and now i have free time for the rest of the month
#dryad speaks#AT LEAST I AM DONE JFC#honestly tho if this lady can piss poorly run a business without clients knowing#then i can run a halfway decent business no problem!!!#i am so mad for my coworker tho she didn't even get to say goodbye to all our regular daycare dogs =(#she came by to get her stuff and said bye to the only daycare bby who's here#but like way to pull the rug out from under someone =((((
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Anyways I'm still thinking abt Joshua. I think he should be driven by compassion directly off a cliff that leads to a pit of isolation and misery that is particularly self inflicted but just enough caused by circumstance to make him not consider his own role in his situation nearly as much as he should
#rat rambles#oni posting#I love thinking abt ellie and nikola paralleling eachother and I think itd be fun if joshua jackie parallel was thrown into that mix#I dont want joshua to be an actually bad person tho I just want him to be the sort of flawed person thats frustrating as hell to watch fall#I want his shitty situations he ends up in to be technically not his fault but also he handles them so poorly that it hurts to watch#because he doesnt have bad intentions and he is genuinely trying to do the right thing but it just makes it feel worse because you watch#him accidentally push away the ppl around him and ignore his closest friend's desperate pleas and you know that for not even a second does#he think he could be part of the problem hes experiencing#that's the kind of late stage gravitas shit I want him to be involved in and why hes so fun to craft hcs for#also I just think itd be funny if between the three joshua is jackie's favorite despite all the shit the other two have done for her#tbf if I was in her position hed be my favorite lackey of the three two the other two are blond and cringe <3#but yeah uh idk joshua vc I can fix her :) (becomes worse)
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If you are an Enstarrie that has gotten into Enstars after 2020 I ask of you to look at what Love Live is
#may rambles#love live sunshine will literally change your life I am forever in love with the themes the show tries to tackle#I am an enstarrie after 2021 but I was a love liver since#2019#some parts of love live school idol project have aged poorly I admit#I recommend love live sunshine more but it is more enjoyable if you know of love live school idol project#but love live has done so much for the idol anime genre!! put some respect on its name#it's not perfect by any means but a lot of rhythm games would not be where it was without love live sif#and this has nothing to do with this poll but rather me feeling old (even tho I am a late love liver) bc a lot of idol anime fans dont know#of love live anymore
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Dancing with our hands tied | S.H.
The Epilogue ⭐︎ We'll have a cardboard box of photos of the life we made
Warnings: none really, fluff, lots and lots of fluff, pregnancy, a little (or not so little) time jump, dad!Steve, pregnant!reader, the 'teens' are in their early twenties, proofread but... poorly, please ignore any mistakes
Pairing: Steve Harrington x fem!reader
Word count: 5.1k+
Author's note: This is it, friends. The story is done (sob), I'm so grateful for everyone who supported this story, who commented and filled my inbox with sweet asks, I appreciate every single one of you ♡ and @hellfire--cult my love, thank you for working on this story with me, I had the best time working on all these chapters with you, I love u
Series Masterlist ⭐︎ Previous Chapter
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“Lego Head!”
Steve comes scrambling down the stairs, panic in his eyes at the sound of your cry, his heart pounding with worry but also with fear at the frustration in your voice.
He nearly slips on the hardwood floor as he rounds the corner into the kitchen, his hair still wet from the shower he just took after he hurried home from work. He wanted to clean the kitchen and get started on dinner before you got home but time wasn’t on his side today.
Steve doesn’t know whether he should smile out of adoration or tremble in fear at the sight of his pregnant wife, fuming at the unwashed dishes in the sink.
You look so cute, no matter the mood you are in, you are just so goddamn cute, standing in your sundress, hand over your belly, wedding ring shining under the golden light of the evening sun. The frown on your face is adorable as you stare at him with furrowed brows and downturned lips. His heart flutters so wildly in his chest, after years of marriage and kids, his feelings only intensified, they kept growing, his love deepening more and more, each passing day with you. He is so damn lucky.
He approaches you, glancing at the dishes he couldn’t get his hands on yet, he grabs your waist and pulls you closer, “I’m sorry, baby, I was gonna do them after the shower, I just got home from work–”
Your sniffle cuts him off and he instantly stops talking when he sees the tears in your eyes, your lips moving into a pout, guilt crossing your face as you stare at your loving husband.
“I’m sorry! – I know you’re tired–”
“No, no, don’t cry sweetheart, I know you had a hard day too.”
“No, I snapped at you, I’m–”
Steve can’t help but smile softly as he shakes his head, cupping your cheeks softly, he leans in and presses his lips to yours, kissing you softly, taking your mind off the dishes that drove your hormones insane.
A sigh of contentment falls from your lips, your eyes flutter shut and you melt so softly into him, placing one hand on his cheek, his stubble scratching against your palm. His scent, his body wash filling your senses and making your stomach flutter, making you feel at peace.
Steve smiles into the kiss as he feels himself calming down after the stressful day at work, your touch always brings him down, no matter how hectic and how bad a day has been, he always looks forward to coming home.
When you part from the kiss, your husband nuzzles your nose, making you giggle through the tears that sparked in your eyes. He tucks your hair behind your ears and places his large hand on your belly, his eyes glowing with nothing but love and happiness.
“Hi darling,” he whispers, greeting you properly now, he murmurs against your lips, kissing you once more.
“Hi Stevie, I missed you,” you whisper, pouting at him in a way that nearly brings him to his knees.
The smile never leaves his lips, his heart never stops to flutter. He kneels down and kisses your belly, whispering sweet nothings to his little princess.
You run your fingers through his wet hair, gazing down at him, your heart swells in your chest.
After running errands all morning and noon, you stopped by his workplace and he took you out for lunch at your favorite diner, he got you dessert too, even though it wasn’t for you as you had claimed but for the growing princess in your belly – he watched with adoration how you devoured that ice cream with such pleasure, just the way you do every night, when you’re both already in bed and a sudden craving of yours, has him jumping out of bed and tiptoeing down the stairs to get you whatever you or your little princess are asking for.
He remembers it like it was yesterday, when you announced your first pregnancy, he was so clueless and confused when you kissed him goodnight and turned your back to him, when usually, you would snuggle against him, nuzzle your nose into his neck and hold onto him tightly. He was a little hurt, even, thinking he had done something wrong to have you facing away from him but when he slid his hand under his pillow while he was staring at the back of your head and he felt something lying beneath, he furrowed his brows for a different reason as he felt the plastic touching his fingers, when he pulled it out and held it before his face, his eyebrows shot up, his eyes widened and a gasp threatened to fall from his lips as his heart started pounding wildly, excitement and giddiness settling in his stomach.
He needed to be one hundred percent sure that he was seeing correctly, so he turned on the light again, reached for the glasses he hated wearing so much, he didn’t even notice how you looked back at him with a soft smile on your face, he was too in shock about the two lines staring back at him. He knew what it was, he knew what it meant but he still needed the confirmation.
“Baby,” he whispered, his voice shaky from the uncontainable excitement. He slowly turned towards you after he ripped the covers off himself, he placed his hand on your shoulder and turned you around, “darling, light of my life, my gorgeous wife, Blondie– please tell me that this is what I think it is,” he begged, eyes pleading as they stare at you with such love.
The smile on your face, the tears in your eyes that were matching his own were enough of an answer but you nodded and whispered a soft ‘yes’, nonetheless.
“You’re– You’re pregnant?” He whispered, eyes glossy and filled with a softness that had you trembling with emotions. “We’re having a baby?” He asked as his eyes flickered to your stomach that was covered by his shirt on your body, he slowly placed his hand on your belly, while still holding the pregnancy test with shaky hands.
You answered by placing your hand on top of his, nodding again with a happy tear running down your cheek, one that he kissed away in an instant before he wrapped you in his arms, hugging you tighter than he ever has before as tears of happiness cascaded down his own cheeks while you both giggled.
“Yes, Stevie, we’re having a baby,” you said softly, kissing his neck as he buried his face in yours, hand still lingering over your belly, protectively.
He cried, he cried from joy and from love, he could not contain the excitement he was feeling. He had been waiting for this moment for so long, he wanted it from the moment you became his girl. But you both waited, waited for the perfect moment – you enjoyed your time alone with each other, you traveled around the country, stayed in your favorite cities, you spent a summer in Italy, just the two of you.
You got married pretty early on in your relationship, you both knew what you wanted, there was no point in waiting to put rings on each other’s fingers but you decided to wait with kids, well, Steve was open to having them from the start, but you weren’t ready until about three months ago – the moment you have told him that you were off birth control, he pounced on you, ready to take you in every way possible, and he did, he did it a lot, not only that night, but all the following days and weeks, he took you absolutely everywhere, at any time. You thought that he was intense before but what followed after you told him that you were ready, topped everything that you had done in the past.
He kissed your neck, your cheeks, your forehead, your nose, he covered your whole face in kisses before his lips touched your own, he made you both giggle. “I love you, baby, I love you so fucking much,” he mumbled against your lips as his tears fell down on you, his soft eyes gazed into your own as his hand cradled your belly.
“I love you, Stevie,” you whispered and brushed your fingers through his messy hair, adoring the way the glasses adorned his pretty face.
More giggles fell from your lips when he started kissing down your body before he settled between your legs, lifting your shirt, he smiled before he pressed his lips to your belly, kissing it softly as he reached for your hand, entwining his fingers with yours, he looked up into your eyes, showing nothing but love for you.
“Hey,” he whispered into your belly, “you’re probably the size of a pea right now and don’t understand a thing I’m saying.”
His lips twitched at the sound of your sweet laughter, he squeezed your hand and held on tighter.
“But hi, I’m your dad,” he whispered as another tear fell from his eye, nothing short of adoration for you and your baby, pride swelling in his chest the more reality was sinking in, “I can’t wait to meet you,” his voice getting higher, his heart beating faster, “and I love you and your mommy so much, sweetpea.” He spoke as he pressed another kiss upon your warm skin.
There was no bump yet, but he already treated your belly like there was one, so much giddiness lingered in him at the thought of your future, of your growing family.
The family that he has now.
“I missed you more, my love,” he smiles softly, feeling the urge to just lift you up into his arms and carry you up into your bedroom, get in bed with you and hold you in his arms.
“Go lay down, I’m gonna get started on dinner.”
You place your hand over his, toying with his wedding ring. You shake your head, “I can help–”
“No, baby, my two girls need to rest,” he says, smiling as he rubs your belly. “Besides, Eddie is gonna be here soon with the–”
The door is banged open before he can even finish his sentence, startling you both before Eddie’s voice sounds through the hallway.
“Children delivery!”
Eddie steps into the kitchen, like he knew you’d both be here, carrying the two boys effortlessly, the older one of them on his shoulders and the other under his arms, already grinning at the sight of you.
“Daddy, Uncle Eddie taught me how to sword fight!” William exclaims, grinning proudly at his father while his little brother babbles away.
“Uncwe Ewwie wade gookies!” Elliot smiles excitedly.
Steve grins, eyes lighting up just the way yours do, you beam at your boys, smiling brightly as Eddie sets them down and they rush over to you, hugging your legs. You lean down and kiss their foreheads, brushing back William’s wild hair that resembles Steve’s so strongly, just like the hazel in his eyes.
“Hi mommy,” he smiles at you before he kisses your belly, whispering a soft ‘hello’ to his sister as his brother imitates him, making you chuckle while your husband watches with adoring eyes.
Steve crouches down to his boys and pulls them into his arms, making both of them giggle as he smacks his lips against their cheeks, greeting them cutely.
Your best friend chuckles as he watches your youngest, how he wraps his arms back around your leg the moment Steve lets them both go, while William makes his way out of the room and brushes past Eddie, no doubt making his way upstairs into his room.
“Did you bring us some of the cookies Uncle Eddie made?” You ask, smiling at your boy.
He shakes his head, pouting cutely as he looks between you and Steve, “I ate all gookies!”
Chuckles fall from your and your husbands lips, sharing amused glances with one another before he leans down and picks up Elliot into his arms, tickling his belly, the little boy giggles loudly.
“You ate all the cookies?” Steve gasps, beaming at his kid, “you’re the cookie monster, aren’t you?”
Elliot giggles and shakes his head at his dad.
“Oh yeah,” Eddie nods with raised eyebrows, stepping closer to the three of you, “he is a little cookie monster.”
“No, Ewwie!” The little boy exclaims, hiding his face in the crook of Steve’s neck, yawning as he snuggles against his dad.
Eddie laughs as he throws his arm around your shoulder, patting your belly softly, “alright alright, you’re not the cookie monster, buddy. But your sister is, your mom can eat a whole batch of cookies nowadays.”
Steve and Elliot giggle at Eddie’s words, while you glare at your best friend who grins at you, shrugging, “what? She has a sweet tooth, just like her mom.”
Eddie winks at you, the youthfulness still so deeply in his features, the playfulness in him still there, never leaving. His hair is just as long as it was years ago, if not longer, his band t-shirts still taking up most of the space in his closet, a few more rings adorn his fingers now, more tattoos on his arm and his chest, peeking out from beneath his shirt.
“Mhmm,” your husband nods, smiling softly at you as he lets Elliot down when he starts wiggling with his feet, he runs out of the kitchen the moment his dad puts him down, following his brother upstairs.
“Robin made you carrot cake, by the way, it’s in the fridge.”
Your eyes widen, lighting up at his words. Your mouth waters instantly, stomach grumbling at the mention of your newest craving.
Eddie chuckles at the expression on your face, the wide and excited eyes resembling the ones of a kid on christmas morning.
“I’m gonna kiss Robin.”
“Uh oh,” Eddie laughs, staring at Steve who frowns at you playfully, “be careful, Harrington, Robin knows how to steal girls.”
“Nobody is stealing my girl,” Steve shakes his head, wrapping his arm around your waist, he brings you closer and kisses your temple, “she’s mine.”
You place your hand on your husband’s chest, nuzzling your face into his shoulder.
“All yours, Lego Head.”
Eddie snorts at the nickname you have been using again lately, teasing Steve with it, every chance you get, but your husband only shakes his head with a smile on his face as his soft eyes gaze down into yours just as lovingly as they did back then, if not more.
It’s been seven years, almost eight, that you and Steve had found your way to each other after denying the bond that had always been there, seven years of this, of lovesick smiles and a bond that is unexplainable to anyone who never experienced a love like yours. You and Steve share something otherworldly, almost like you were made for each other, like you were made with each other, you got something that nothing could ever come between, absolutely nothing, not even death – Eddie is convinced.
Wherever one goes, the other will follow.
He sees the love you share, he sees the way your eyes speak to one another, how sometimes, neither of you has to use words to know what the other wants or needs, there is an understanding between you, no matter what happens, no matter what is going on, no matter the peace or the distress in your lives, you got each other and as long as you do, you both will be okay.
The vows you shared on your wedding day were nothing but truthful and honest words spoken from your hearts, your souls. No emptiness behind them, no promises to ever be broken but ones to keep not in force but in nature, nothing but love and adoration in your hearts for the other – maybe a slight possessiveness but only a healthy amount, a good kind.
Yours and Steve’s wedding will always be something that Eddie looks back at with joy and humor because you weren’t freaking out, neither was Steve, you were both calm, both at peace, both giddy and excited for the day you had been waiting for.
But Eddie, he was freaking out and so was Robin, both excited for their best friends but emotional at best.
Eddie cried when he saw you in your dress, he walked you down the aisle with a blurry vision, tears he tried to blink away were falling. You and Steve giggled through your own tears at your best friend who placed your hand into your fiance’s palm like an emotional father, not ready to see his little girl on the altar.
Eddie is so deeply lost in his thoughts as he stares at you both with a smile on his face, he doesn’t even hear the doorbell, only when you leave the kitchen, and Steve nudges his shoulder, does he snap out of it.
“You tired from babysitting all day, Munson?”
Eddie snorts, grumbling under his breath as he cracks his back.
“You better not make me babysit six kids in the future, or I swear on my uncle–”
“You love my kids, Munson, stop whining.”
“That’s right, I bet my favorite one is gonna be the girl, I just know she’s gonna be a little rockstar, a metalhead like her favorite uncle,” Eddie grins proudly.
Steve rolls his eyes, shaking his head in amusement.
“Are you sure you’re gonna be her favorite?” He asks as he gestures to his boys running down the stairs when they both step into the hallway to see who rang the doorbell.
“Max!” William smiles excitedly, running up to her to greet her, ready to talk her ear off about his day with Uncle Eddie. His brother giggles, throwing himself into Lucas’s arms who picks him up with a smile on his face.
“Hey little Steve,” Lucas jokes as he ruffles Elliot’s hair, “how are you buddy?”
Eddie sighs, placing his hand over his heart, a dramatic yet playful look residing on his face.
“I thought I was the favorite.”
Steve pats Eddie’s shoulder, “you’ll live.”
“Hey red,” Eddie calls out to his ‘step’ sister who nods along to William’s words, a smile upon her face. “How’s little red holding up in there?”
She scrunches her nose up, placing her hand on her small bump, “she’s making me nauseous.”
Lucas nods with wide eyes, “mhm and very hangry.”
Steve and Eddie chuckle while she glares at the three of them.
“Don’t worry, the nausea will pass,” you assure her, knowing just how awful the nausea can be in the first few months, how the morning sickness can drive you up the wall. Steve knows it too, he found you crouched over the toilet one too many times but he had always done such a good job at taking care of you, always there to pull your hair out of your face and rub your back, even when you told him to get out of the room and save himself from seeing you that way, like he would ever leave you to deal with anything by yourself. – He cooked for you, even took it upon himself to learn how to bake to satisfy your cravings, he never came home empty handed, he still doesn’t, he does everything to sweeten your day, absolutely everything. Not because you’re asking for it, you never would, not because he feels like he has to, no, he wants to, he wants to see the smile on your face, he wants to love on you, he loves to spoil you.
“Yeah, Blondie is the expert, she knows all about it, she’s only got like what? Three more pregnancies to go?” Your best friend cackles, making Steve’s cheek go red as the metalhead reminds him of the drunken night he told him that he would put six babies into you.
Max and Lucas both chuckle while Steve groans, pinching the bridge of his nose.
“You’re doing good with it so far, you’re already halfway through!” Lucas grins, wiggling his eyebrows between you and your husband, gesturing to your bump, while Elliot’s big eyes flicker back and forth curiously.
“Daddy bought me a new skateboard!” William exclaims, tugging at Max’s hand as he completely ignores the conversation happening in the room.
“He did?” Max smiles down at him.
“Yeah! Let’s go!” He drags her away, excitedly, beckoning Lucas to come with him as well, to which he chuckles, still holding Elliot in his arms as he follows the little boy and his girlfriend, their voices echoing in the living room.
Steve wears a smile on his lips, his eyes following them until they step out into the backyard. Tilting his head back to you, his eyes soften only further, he pushes himself off the wall and makes his way towards you, reaching his hand out to yours, he takes it softly and pulls you into his arms, kissing your temple, his chest flutters when he breathes in your sweet scent.
A content sigh falls from your lips as you lean into your husband, resting your head on his chest and wrapping an arm around his waist.
“Are you feeling alright, honey?” He murmurs, looking down at you with gentle eyes as his palm rubs your belly.
“Yeah,” you smile, nuzzling further into him.
“Right,” Eddie clears his throat, pretending to be annoyed by the affection you’re both displaying (constantly), “I’m gonna get going, I’m taking my honey out on a date.”
“Ooh, where are you taking her?” You ask.
“Nothing special, we’re going to the movies and then we’ll get some dinner at Enzo’s.”
“That’s nice, Eddie,” Steve shakes his head at him, any date, any moment is special when it’s spent with the right person, he knows it.
“Yeah, I love a movie date and dinner!”
Eddie chuckles at your enthusiasm, “yeah, you only do it like every week,” he huffs in amusement.
“We love it,” Steve shrugs, looking down at you with loving eyes.
“I know you do and well, I do too so I’m gonna go now,” Eddie says, patting Steve on his shoulder before he ruffles your hair and pinches your cheek, “take care of yourself, mama and listen to your hubby when he tells you to rest.”
Steve chuckles at the way you slap your best friend’s hand away, glaring at him.
“I get enough of rest–”
“No, you don’t, honey,” Steve shakes his head, “can’t rest for a single second, you always gotta do something.”
You pout at him, making his eyes soften only further. He leans down and presses his lips to yours before you can protest.
“That’s my cue,” Eddie mumbles, he opens the front door, shouting a goodbye to the boys and to Max and Lucas. He winks at the both of you, grinning when you pull away from one another, “bye lovebirds, enjoy your free time while your two babysitters are keeping your nuggets busy.” He wiggles his brows and cackles, walking out of the door with an amused look on his face, he looks back one more time before he shuts the door, leaving you both to yourselves.
Giggles and voices come from the garden, the sun is still high up in the sky, warmth seeping into the house through the open doors and windows. One peek out in the backyard, you can see William showing his newest tricks to Max while Elliot plays basketball with Lucas, squealing and giggling every time Lucas picks him up so he can shoot the ball into the net.
“Hmm,” Steve hums with a smile on his face, positioning himself behind you, he wraps his arms around your waist, placing one hand under your belly and the other on top of yours, he leans down and props his chin up on your shoulder after kissing it, “let’s order dinner tonight and just relax.”
You lean your head back against his chest, tilting your head to the side, you look up at him, eyes big and soft – something that still drives him crazy.
“Relax?” You giggle when you see the smirk on his lips.
He nuzzles his face into your neck, kissing you softly, “I just want you all to myself for a moment, I missed you all day, darling.”
Your eyelashes flutter, a sweet sigh falls from your lips when he continues to pepper your neck in kisses, you wrap your hand around his wrist, giving it a squeeze, “I missed you too, Stevie,” you whisper.
“Ten minutes, baby, I want ten minutes with my beautiful wife,” he murmurs against your neck, sucking teasingly, making you melt into his arms further.
Your heart flutters in your chest, a small but needy whine escapes you, “ten minutes,” you whimper.
Steve doesn’t need to be told twice, he smacks his lips against your skin once more before he turns you around and he cups your cheeks, leaning down, his nose touches yours, his lips brush against your own, “I love you so much, Blondie,” he teases you with the nickname before he kisses you softly, making you smile against him.
You place your palm above his fluttering heart, resting your other on the back of his neck, “I love you so much, Lego Head,” you tease him back.
He chuckles, leaning his forehead against yours, his soft eyes stare into yours lovingly. He reaches his hand up to your necklace, the one you haven’t taken off since he got it for you all these years ago.
“Where are your glasses, honey?” You ask, sliding your hand from his neck to cup his cheek, thumb caressing his cheekbone.
Steve scrunches his nose up, “I don’t like them.”
He didn’t even like the reading glasses he needed at first, he refused to wear them, claiming that he didn’t even need them. He was squinting his eyes like crazy, it was clear that he struggled to make out the words in the books he was reading, eventually he caved and started wearing them.
But now he needs them for more than just reading and he hates it, he only puts them on when he’s driving and takes them off for everything else, throws them into the drawer in the nightstand and lets them sit there until he has to drive somewhere again.
“Well, I think that you look very handsome wearing them,” you smile, licking your lips as your eyes flicker between his soft eyes and his very kissable mouth. “Very, very handsome,” you whisper and blink at him, innocently.
Your husband smirks at the suggestive tone in your voice, his cheeks heat up, warmth surging through his body.
“Oh, yeah? Well then, I gotta put them on for you… right now.”
A squeal almost falls from your lips when he picks you up suddenly, carrying you up the stairs, bridal style, just like on the day you got married and just like on many occasions after.
Steve kisses your cheek on the way up, grinning at you excitedly, lovingly. His heart swells when you hold onto him tighter, laying your head on his shoulder and nuzzling your nose into his neck.
He adores you, he adores you so much, if his heart could explode from all the love he holds for you, then it would’ve burst by now. He always knew that he loved hard, before you got together, months and months after dating, but even now after so many years together, after creating this beautiful family, he keeps on falling, loving you harder, each day.
It’s all he ever wanted.
And you both had to go through such darkness to get here, he spent so many nights wondering if you’d both be here if things never happened the way they did, back then. – He hates to think of a life without you in it, he despises the thought with all his being.
“Blondie?” He whispers after sitting down on your king sized bed, with you on his lap.
“Yes?” Your voice is only above a whisper, soft and gentle.
Steve grabs your chin tenderly, he looks into your loving eyes and smiles.
“I would go through it all again if it meant I’d get to be where I am, right now. I would go through the darkness, through Vecna, through the upside down… I would do it all over again if I’d get all this, you, in the end.”
There are tears in his eyes and in yours, not of sadness, only of love.
“I would do it all over again too, Stevie,” you whisper with no hesitation.
“Yeah?” He asks softly, gazing at you with teary eyes.
“Yeah,” you nod and lean your forehead against his, “anything for my love.”
His cheeks grow pink every time you call him that, heart beating wildly in his chest, he places his hand on your belly, stroking it softly.
“Anything?”
“Mhmm, anything.”
“Be my forever,” he whispers softly, lips ghosting over yours in a smile, eyes big and sparkly – like you aren’t his forever already.
“You already are, silly,” you peck his lips, making him grin against you, “you’re my forever.”
He cups your cheeks fully now, kissing you stronger and deeper, holding you like he will never let you go – and he won’t, he won’t ever let go.
“And you are mine, Blondie.” Steve kisses you again and again. “My forever.”
It’s hard to believe you were once behind one of the mall’s pillars, hiding from his view, watching him serve ice cream in that stupid sailor outfit while you tried to earn up the courage to talk to him, to really talk to him for once in your life.
It’s hard to believe that he was once looking at you from afar, watching you walk through the hallways without glancing twice towards the same person, wishing you would look at him at least once.
Hard to believe that you two never realized you were performing a stupid dance, be it around each other or with each other for years and years, and now that dance is over. Is it? No. You are still dancing, but now, it’s synchronized, magnetized, and a dance that cannot be broken.
A dance that now is shared with multiple people, with family you thought you would never have again, with family he thought he never deserved, with friends that stuck to you both like glue, and with your children that giggle every time you twirl around one another.
But just because it is hard to believe, doesn’t mean that it would’ve never happened, that it shouldn’t have happened, that it wasn’t supposed to happen. You would have found your way to each other, even without the darkness that pushed you into each other’s arms, the darkness that allowed you to find the happiness and love that you share with each other now.
Forever. And ever… And ever. In this universe, in the next, and the rest to come.
The End.
♡
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𓍊𓋼~In the heat of the moment~𓋼𓍊
Type: Short oneshots
Description: WOOT! First ZZZ writing! Let's go! So basically this is like, you're on the run from the ethereals and you're hidden, backed up against a wall. The heat of the moment leads to a kiss because you think you may not make it out in time and it's something you have to do before you die type thing. You get out tho dw. Ngl it's kinda cringey, but do I care? Nope.
Rating: Mature
Reader: GN, is a proxy (not either of the MCs though)
Includes: Nicole/ Billy kid
Nicole:
You're eyes darted in the direction you'd just came from, you had beads of sweat forming on your forehead and your heart felt like it was about to pound out of your chest. They were getting closer, ethereals more menacing then you'd ever seen and despite your expert knowledge on the hollow...there didn't seem to be a way for you to ditch them...or even get out for that matter.
"Proxy! What do we do know?! Billy and Anby are already outside and those things are catching up?! Hello!! I'm not paying the deposit if you don't answer me!" Nicole punched your arm gently, you could tell she was starting to get scared and if you were being honest, telling her you didn't know how to get her out was probably the most difficult thing you'd ever done.
"I'm sorry Nicole, I...I should've found another escape route...done more." You looked down at your feet, but her hands grabbed onto your shoulders and she shook you, "Proxy, snap out of it. If we can't get out of here then...then I'm not going down without a fight and I'm not going to have you moping around in our final moments!"
Your eyes met hers and despite everything, she had smile on her face as she spoke to you. Of course, you'd always considered her beautiful, but in that moment you realized what you needed to do, before anything could force the two of you apart for good. You pulled her closer to you and closed the gap, kissing her as the heat of the moment painted feelings in both of your hearts.
You only parted when Billy's voice rang out in your ears and a rope swayed in front of you, guiding you to safety.
Billy kid:
Billy's guns rang out in your ears as you bolted into the nearest building, slamming the door shut behind you when the two of you were safely inside. He hurried to barricade it while you caught your breath, ethereals clobbering around outside and your head spinning with every option of escaping, but there didn't seem to be any. You were out of options..."Billy, i-i don't know what to do. That was our only exit...i can't think of any others and my bangboos malfunctioning....we are gonna die! I'm sorry! This is all my fault!"
You felt tears prick at your eyes and emotions tug at your heartstrings, of all the times you could have failed a mission...why know.
"Woah now Proxy! Don't blame yourself! In my eyes you're my Starlight Knight! You worked so hard to get us out of here and I know you tried your best, that's all I could ask for...and I'm just glad, I'm not alone." He shoved his gun back in his holster and patted the top of your head gently, it was a little random sure...but it felt nice.
The poorly made barricade started to give out and the only thing you could think to do before you were corrupted by ethereals, was seal the deal with the cyborg you'd fallen in love with. You stood up straighter and leaned in, placing a soft kiss on his metal face as he (somehow??) blushed bright pink.
"Proxy, Billy!! This way! We cleared a path!"
The two of you snapped your attention behind you, were Nicole and Andy were standing, with all to knowing smiles on their faces. Apparently Nicole had already made bets on when you'd finally share your feelings...though now wasn't the time to collect...yet.
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