lila | lesbian | dog mom | pisces | generally unwell about yellowjackets | ao3 | she/her
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Hi. Angel on your shoulder here. It's totally ok to kill that guy
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do you own anything autographed items?
#i have some stuff autographed by local roller derby team members#bc i was superrrrr into roller derby as a kid
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see what you get on this quiz about your risk of joining a cult. please answer honestly, not what you wish were true of you!
#low risk#it’s definitely just bc i don’t like talking to new people so if a stranger approached me on the street id just pretend not to hear them#and keep walking
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got a major pest problem this year actually


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Today my wife texted me this, and then immediately called me to make sure I got it because it was “an urgent message”.
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i think i’m almost done publicly crashing out about this situation but one thing that’s getting me is that i just didn’t predict this outcome. like i imagined her not reciprocating and me just never telling her til it went away. i imagined me telling her/her figuring it out and rejecting me bc she didn’t reciprocate. in my most optimistic moments i imagined actually getting together. but like. reciprocating but not getting together was just not something i was quite prepared for like i’d kind of thought about it as a possibility over the past few weeks after we’d confessed to each other but didn’t act on it but i was just hoping it was just taking a while for one of us to properly make a move. idk the whole thing sucks!!! but like i do already miss hanging out with her really bad (even tho it’s only been a few days) so i feel like that’s a good sign for me doing ok with the idea of just being friends
#i’m leaving things in her court rn for when we talk again#like i sent her a text just restating things i said in person but slightly more put together#and now i’m just waiting for her to respond#and i know i wont see her again for a bit bc she’s gonna be visiting her family in a few days and will be there for like a week#but hopefully i can see her not long after she gets back#i might propose coffee or lunch so we can see each other before work starts back up bc i think i need that#but if she wants to just wait til we’re back at work that’s fine too#or if she’d want to do a group hangout instead of just us
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*sees two women interacting for five seconds in a show*: c’mooooon lesbians *shaking dice in fist* mama needs a new pair of lesbians
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remember to eat all of the delicious summertime fruits you can before theyre no longer in season. my final message. goodbye
#patiently waiting for plums to be at the farmers market#also a few weeks ago i bought a pint of blueberries at the market and ate the whole thing on the walk to my friends after
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Edith Wharton, from a letter to Morton Fullerton featured in The Selected Letters of Edith Wharton
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last night i woke up like 3 or 4 times and each time panicked that i had missed my alarm for my 3:30 am chore this morning (the first time i fully got out of bed and started getting dressed before checking the time) so now i am so exhausted
#i usually don’t wake up in the middle of the night at all let alone multiple times#idk what that was about#i’m choosing to blame being in a weird emotional state
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literally how boring and dull do you have to be to dislike codependent relationships in fiction like where is the passion where is the devotion where is the worship that inevitably corrupts and destroys one if not both of them
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lucy dacus in carnation, WA tonight – softglas via IG story
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some organizations working on the ground in gaza right now
gaza soup kitchen
the sameer project
salam charity
watermelon relief
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