#(this is the longest tags ive ever posted im sorry

[the-incorrect-quotes-show]

Lunar: Quick! Hide me!

Nova: What? Why? What's wrong??

Lunar: I jokingly told your Moon that I don't believe in oxygen. Now he's on a war path

[phopollo]

WIP GAME

Tagged by @amuseoffirebane

Rules: In a new post, post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous.

Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it!

OH BOY, I DONT HAVE A WIP FOLDER, ART OR WRITING, SO WE'RE JUST GOING TO LOOK AT EVERYTHING IN MY ART PROGRAM ON MY PHONE THAT IVE TOUCHED IN THE LAST 2 MONTHS;

HERE WE GO;

Titlecard

Adulthood in Hilda

Kaisa's familiar

Pokemon au Woodman

She is looking respectfully

Just dance mew mews

Untitled 218

Sonas

Foils

Sketchbook fake dating AU

Reindeer anime

Human Alfur

Disaster Kaisa

Art trade

TTCB Cores comic

Pkmn hz screenshot redraw

Mmmmmm I'm bad at tagging people, I don't have a lot of friends, that's why I don't usually join in on ask games, but this sounded fun,,

How about @toastbunnyart @pumpkindogart andddddd @thirdtidemouse perhaps? I wanna know what y'all are cooking up recently

[whoa-where-did-the-pancakes-go]

Forgot to mention that I finished my ela project that was due in November. Finally. Its 8,334 words.

[chirpins]

your vampire noah au has me hooked immediately, i had to come here and ask you questions after reading.

first things first, your half vampire tag. what exactly does that entail? it could mean anything. are there going to be other character's who are a vampire?

secondly, what are the other ships mentioned in the tags? are they going to be important enough to mention any time soon? or can we know them now.

thirdly, is this going to be based off of stakes? with its recent departure from the fandom, a lot of people are missing it. is there a reason you posted this when you did, so close to its deletion?

is fourthly a word?

fifthly, what does the soulmate tag mean? i've never seen it used in that way before.

sixthly (?), can you tell us anything about it? fun facts, i mean.

seventhly (i'm just winging it at this point), does noah being bitten on his ankle have any plot relevance to it? given that it wasn't on his neck?

that's all i can think of for now.

woaaah this is like .. one of the longest asks ive ever seen. sorry it took me so long to reply, i really had to think on how i would respond to this..!

well, lets start in order.. lets seeee..

mm i dont know if i can answer this in a way that isnt spoilery or holds plot relevance. sorry if that doesnt help ur curiosity, but rest assured it will be addressed in the fic itself so .. just stay tuned!

i dont see how it would be any spoilers to say this, so ill just come out and do so already! one of the main background ships is geoff/gwen/bridgette. they are just so cute to me, and id like to make it clear the three of them are all dating each other. there is also going to be eva/izzy, of course; and owen/izzy (izzy has two hands). another ship im entertaining the idea of is possibly duncan/dj? but neither of those two are going to have much relevance to the story. actually, funny story, this was supposed to be an alejandro/noah/heather fic, but i totally forgot to tag it as such. im debating on if i want to keep it that way afterall, or have it stay just alenoah.. i guess we'll see the further i write. there is some others but those are a bit spoilery so, stay tuned..!

uhh.. i feel like thats a very weird thing to ask? but, i guess you could say i was inspired after reading stakes? i began writing this last month (pictured below) so i wouldnt say i wrote and posted this just because stakes got deleted. actually, i wasnt going to post this fic at all until i had at least 5 chapters written for it, or all of it written, but i got too excited after finishing writing chapter 2 so.. teehee...

i THINK it is..!

teehee i cant saaay.. much. what i can say is it being 'non-typical' is important. its nothing like soul bounds themselves. how youd think of a soulmate 'au' is not what this is, nobody are soulmates. but .. well.. sooomething may happen. i will just say, it has something to do with vampire culture.

fun facts, huh..? mmm i really dont know.. tbh not even i think too deeply on this sort of thing.. i guess id say that noah has a lot of moles / freckles everywhere? so him having a bite mark wouldnt really raise suspicion, given that its just two puncture wounds. i dont know, im sorry! i guess ill have to think on this some more.. im sort of entertaining the idea that theres more to the universe than just vampires, if this helps. buut,.. i havent decided yet, teehee.

hmm, aside from me thinking itd be funny for him to have a mark on his leg? well... who knows!

anyway, thanks for caring so much to ask me stuff!

[keibea]

Get to Know Me - Sims Style

i was tagged by @amuhav because she loves me and knows i love doing these things

what's your favourite sims death?

ngl i dont actually have one, im terrified of any of my babies dying so they never do...but i guess old age maybe? because that means theyve lived a long life and ive played with them for a long time?

alpha cc or mm?

alpha HANDS DOWN...i dont hate mm by any means dont get me wrong, but ill always be an alpha girl at heart. its the alpha hairs, they always get me.

do you cheat your sims weight?

only if it fits their character i guess? not usually in gameplay.

do you move objects

i move objects every single day.

fave mod?

ooofff i mean out of necessity? nraas. but just the one i love? hands down pose player. mostly because i was so excited when i finally got it to work (i was like 13 or something and before then i could not figure out how to get mods to work) so a lot of happy memories from finally getting my sims to pose.

first expansion/game pack/stuff pack?

my first ever was sims 2 glamour life stuff pack when i was a kid. if we're talking sims 3, i believe the first pack i got was generations, which is still my favourite sims pack ever.

do you pronounce live mode like aLIVE or LIVing?

i pronounce it LIVE, always have as far as i know.

who's your favourite sim that you've made?

well, its gotta be elodie honestly. she and eli are the longest sims i have ever had and i love them both dearly. in the sims 4, its gotta be my girl pippa. before tumblr? i had this family called the moretti's, i miss them and i think about them way too often. i loved them all.

have you made a simself?

oh yeah. loads of times. i think ive shared my sims 3 and sims 4 variations on tumblr (but they look really weird tbh). i love making myself, cause then i can wear all these clothes i cant afford in real life.

favourite ea hair

im with aimee on this one.

im mostly joking, but usually sims 3 hairs are a no go for me, except for some store ones and the hairs that are pulled back into buns always look really nice. for sims 4, only the newer ones. the older ones are not for me.

favourite life stage?

young adult. i feel like you can always do more with young adult sims and you have so much more time (except in sims 1 i believe?and sims 2 only if u went to uni?? idk). 90% of my sims are forever young adults because i love that life stage so much.

are you a builder or are you in it for the gameplay?

mate ive been trying to build for donkeys years to no avail. so im almost always in it for the gameplay.

are you a cc creator?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BAHAHAHA HA once upon a time bro maybe. your girl tries to be, but uni is a pain in my bottom, and sims 3 loves making my life difficult.

do you have any simblr friends or a sim squad?

somehow i do?? more friends then irl anyway. the girl gang is @thesimperiuscurse , @lazysunjade & @amuhav these 3 have put up with me despite my crazy personality for an incredibly amount of time and i love them all dearly. but i have so many friends on here its crazy (more than 3 people its incredible!). obviously they havent seen my real personality yet. besties include: @catharsim , @plumbobem , @johziii , @rollo-rolls , @moonsonnet , oh gosh im forgetting people I AM SO SORRY I LOVE U ALL SO MUCH

do you have any sims merch?

bro i wish, but no money. spent it all on anno 1800. no regrets.

do you have a youtube for sims?

i believe formally i do, but i dont post anything. i do have some ideas if i ever wanted to, but my adhd brain couldnt cope being consistent so i probably never will.

how has your "sims style" changed throughout your years of playing?

as in sims or gameplay? idk ill talk about both. gameplay wise, not much, except im weirdly a lot more controlling then i was over my sims WHOOPS. but i still cant get passed gen 2 so that hasn't changed. but i still prefer family gameplay, probably always will. and challenges, always challenges. sims wise? a lot.

this is one of the earliest sims i have photo evidence of. this was in 2018 i believe?

whose your favourite cc creator?

the people that are the cause of most of my cc obsession are @kerriganhouse , @rollo-rolls , @johziii , @joojconverts & @martassimsbookcc and probably a few more but mind blank

how long have u had simblr?

since 2020. one of the longest things ive ever committed to.

how do you edit your pictures?

with my blood, sweat and tears. im not joking, a lot of sweat and tears goes on when im editing.

what expansion/gamepack is your faveourite?

of all time? generations, no doubt in my mind. i never had any sims 1 or sims 2 expansions, so i never got to experience those unfortunately. generations was perfection though. i mean, boarding school? lifesaver. also led to the best sims series of all time: lifesimmer's generations. for sims 4 though? probably get together, purely because of the world.

[rjalker]

#yapp#for the longest time i didnt know gender nullification was like. an actual surgery that exists because nobody ever mentions it when medical#transition is talked about#sorry if im using the wrong word im talking about like. when they remove everyhing down there#i cant articulate anything today but basically nobody ever mentions that u can straight up get all that shit removed. ive only#seen the other kinds of bottom surgeries been mentioned in info posts. never gender nullification

hope it's okay to copy the tags but I think more people should see this because I didn't even know that was possible!

sometimes it really feels like neutral ppl, androgynous ppl, and/or ppl who're not men or women in any way aren't welcome or included in trans spaces. everyone talks about things in terms of transmasc and transfem completely leaving out terms like transneutral, and associates medical transition with the binary genders. ppl constantly leave out non-aligned nb ppl when talking about trans stuff and medical transition and even when they are included, it seems like it's implied that everyone is either transmasc or transfem or that nb ppl who medically transition must be men or women in some way. it really feels like just the same old gender binary but trans man and trans woman inclusive. not everyone is transmasc or transfem, and not everyone who wants to medically transition in some way is a man or a woman and i really wish some ppl would realize that.

[imnotcameraready]

“chivalry is dead” masterpost

“hey there! here’s your one stop shop for all things for the “chivalry is dead” au (lovingly tagged as “#chivalry au” on my blog) 

if you have any questions or concerns or i forgot a warning or you wanna just talk, let me know! inbox is always open ^o^ also if you’ve got any tips on how to organize this masterpost/what information i should put, pls lmk

love y’all! ~BS

as of Sep 21, 2019, this series is COMPLETE

Summary: Roman tries to imagine what it'd be like if he were what the others wanted — chivalrous, honorable, selfless. Tries to imagine what it'd be like for the others to approve of him. Love him. But, for him to achieve this, he'd have to cast himself a different role, and the Imagination answers each of Romans' calls

Patton, Logan, Virgil, and Deceit would disagree. After Deceit sees him fall, the others must find a way to convince Roman — all of the Romans — that they want no one more than who his is and always has been: their Prince.

Longterm Warnings for this series: sympathetic deceit, touch starvation, touch starved, self-depreciation, self-hatred, cursing/swearing, arguments, yelling, general panic/nervousness, panic attacks, disassociation, swords, violence, fighting, blood, loneliness, crying 

every chapter will have warnings on them, too, but these are the reoccurring ones!

Longterm Pairing for this series: DLAMP/CALMD

Main Story Word Count (updated per update):  152,240

Chapters: here it is on AO3!

EDIT 2022: here is the whole chivalry series on AO3, for ease to all the oneshots and sequels!

here the chapters are on tumblr:

1 (one song) 

2 (i’m wishing) 

3 (the bells of notre dame) 

4 (honor to us all) 

5 (i’ve got no strings on me)

6 (god help the outcasts)

7 (go the distance)

8 (he’s a tramp)

INTERMISSION (incomplete (the puzzle song))

10 (when will my life begin)

11 (how far i’ll go)

12 (let it go)

13 (be prepared)

14 (part of your world)

15 (something there)

16 (shiny)

17 (i’ve got a dream)

18 (poor unfortunate souls)

INTERMISSION (friends on the other side)

20 (one jump ahead)

21 (bibbidi bobbidi boo)

22 (mother knows best)

23 (hellfire)

24 (heaven’s light)

25 (when you wish upon a star)

26 (reflection)

27 (some day my prince will come)

28 (a dream is a wish your heart makes)

EPILOGUE 1 (anything vine can do, you can do better)

EPILOGUE 2 (i just can’t wait to be king)

EPILOGUE 3 (remember me)

Oneshots from the main fic: 

Enjambment (takes place between “chivalry is dead”’s 11 and 12/13) (Words: 2,083)

optimism is naïve on the best of days; distressful on the worst (takes place before “chivalry is dead”) (Words: 1,531)

mirror, mirror, on the wall (takes place before “chivalry is dead”) (Words: 2,141)

a rose by any other name still has horns (takes place before “chivalry is dead”)  (Words: 2,002)

Caesura (takes place before “chivalry is dead”) (Words: 4,404)

SEQUEL MINI HERE!

what's in a name?

Summary: Names are fickle things. You either have one or you don't, either born with one or you make it yourself. And if the Romans are good at anything, they're good at making it themselves.

here is the masterpost for this series!

as of now, this series is COMPLETE!! :D

BIG SEQUEL HERE

more than beliefs

Summary: Roman is, understandably, a mess. One of his boyfriends played him like a fiddle in front of Thomas, which accidentally ended up creating a rift in their polycule big enough to tear it in half. And seven of his advisors are angry with him. Roman doesn’t know where to begin fixing this situation but if it has to start anywhere, it’ll likely start with himself. He just has to believe in himself, right?

But it’s hard to hold beliefs when you don’t know who to trust. He doesn’t trust Janus. Doesn’t trust Patton. Not Virgil, not Logan. Great Hades, Roman barely even trusts himself.

here is the masterpost for this series!

as of now, this series is IN PROGRESS!!!

Art:

Meet the Playwright

Meet the Child, Thief, and Bard

Meet the Artist

Meet the Dragon

Meet the Damsel

Doodles: from ch 13

*NOT ART but descriptions of Patton, Logan, Virgil, and Deceit’s pre-ball outfits

Ball outfits

fuckin Memes lmao 

the Child balls harder than anyone

the Thief would die for Dragon

EVERYONE LOVES THE THIEF OKAY

for more art, go here lol im sorry i drew too much and this is a lot to upkeep

Fanart:

Patton and the Child !!! by @phantomofthesanderssides

the Bard and Deceit by @phantomofthesanderssides

Group Picture/tbh idk how else to describe this by @fanartfunart

the Thief’s fancy outfit by @thiaholimon

some INCREDIBLY GOOD MEMES by myself and @a-vintage-snake

the Dragon by @phantomofthesanderssides

the Playwright by @oakdrawss

“Roman didn’t want to be anything else” by @lasilhouetteinbianco

the Child by @lasilhouetteinbianco

ball outfits! by @fanartfunart

[suggable]

god idk what's going on ive been feeling too much in the past 3 days dghshshshsn

[marigoldreams-blog1]

vent time bc im sad + pissed

i thought i was actually doing almost okay for once, like i was trying recovery (again.....lasted a whole 2 days this time!!wow!!) and i wasn’t healthy but i mean better than usual and last night was our school’s vday dance so i went w my gf and our friends and i was like its fine!!, it’s gonna be fine!! and surprise surprise it wasn’t like ik that none of them know i’m fucked up so it’s not their fault but im still pissed???  like we went to a thai place for dinner and i almost started sobbing in the bathroom bc i cldnt handle it and i basically relapsed right there (not like it was actually gonna last anway tho..) and they kept making jokes abt how i dont eat and im like yeahhh hahahahaha so dinner was. not fun!  and then at the dance,,,,in my tiny ass dress,,,body dysmorphia decides now is a great fuckin time to come!!!  and then there was a bunch of stuff that happened w i + her ex + other stuff and she was def not okay and it just made me feel worse bc she has actual problems i’m just fucked over for no fuckin reason like i don’t have a reason to be sad + on-off-mostly-on anorexic it just happens baby!!  and at a’s house they kept trying to make me eat smth and i got freaked bc a might know and i cant handle that so then i was sad for i and sad bc i shldn’t be pissed at my friends for this stuff and sad bc im fucked up and relapsing even tho i never even recovered and sad bc i dont even have a reason to be sad and freaked bc a might know but im doing fine!!

[prisonguards]

@astronomical-bagel

I am. SO terribly sorry about how long this took to reply to, my brain wanted to sit down and write an Essay for u but Ive been. SO BUSY. But seriously Ive been treasuring and hoarding this ask :) its SOOOO so so nice that other people enjoy them as much as I do and Im so happy I could help collect us a little with the tag ^--^ we are all friends now <3 EDIT ALSO TUMBLR ATE THE FUCKING ASK???? I did have screenshot of ur ask thankfully, Im soooo pissed tho idk where it went

So Im gonna go into my history with them a bit cause I kinda got into them backwards ig augshsg. Or at least different from how most ppl in the tag/posting abt them rn are. I was primarily a Traffic and Emp S1 smallidarity guy for the longest time! Funnily enough I was a late adopter of Emp S2 smallidarity (enemies to lovers usually isnt my thing) but the way the community latched onto it and got everyone talking about them really, really got me invested (also getting kin feels helped /shot. Who said that.) I think the other funny thing is that smallidarity is a dynamic where I like the platonic version (almost) equally as much as the romantic—I push for the romantic just because its easiest to collect ppl with a shiptag (although I did intend Smallidarity to be both a platonic and a romantic tag, ftr. Post both! Any! All!) and because I enjoy Complicated dynamics that are easier caught/categorized under a “romantic” lens sometimes even if they arent Necessarily that. But I just love when theyre important to eachother in general.

I actually have Such delusions abt their Traffic dynamic. Im so insane abt it. I think theyre good friends with Joel having slowly building romantic feelings for Jimmy throughout the seasons, which Jimmy is… pretty much aware of and would reciprocate—if Joel would ever ask (he never will). The Last Life dynamic in particular is one that haunts me, because it. Feels like their most amicable Traffic dynamic, at least in my memory, and in no small part of that is Joel pledging to avenge Jimmy (and Mumbo but this is a Smallidarity post isnt it). That small comment profoundly impacts my Traffic Joel characterization and Im planning to incorporate little objects of remembrance for Jimmy into my late game Joel designs. Traffic smallidarity… like many Traffic dynamics that captivate me… its about the missed opportunities, its about the lack of time, its about Tragedy… I just have such bad Last Life brainrot on the mind rn so this has been whats living with me Daily rn.

I also think their 100 Hours is one of the most funny and most OBVIOUSLY flirty dynamics, though I may get into that a bit more with another ask that I got recently, and, well. My Sorry Sir compilation covers a lot of it.

Double Life is what actually converted me but I cannot think of what the Exact moment was. I went back to my messages from when the eps were coming out and.

They immediately got me.

Theres so many good Traffic moments. One day I will make that clip compilation. I swear.

EMPIRES S1……… theyre best friends… I think it would be funny if Joel is independently dating both him and Lizzie and Then they all find out Jimmy and Lizzie are siblings and Joel is like. Oh jesus Christ my type is Even More specific than I thought. Fishkisser boy. Joel making the joke romantic montage of Jimmy before declaring hes gonna be proposing to Lizzie made me. Drop dead. This dynamic is Everything I craved out of them, watching this directly after Double Life and during Emp S2, when theyre most antagonistic, made me fully insane. I LOVE when theyre nice to eachother. So much. Best friends who kiss. Little design headcanon for them is like. Joel is Fully embellished by pearls he gets from Jimmy and Lizzie. I should give Jimmy n Lizzie azaleas to wear in exchange too auughh..

Okay finally circling back to Where We Are Now. Emp S2. These fuckers.

So Im delusional and like it best when theyre Soft right? So even though S2 lends itself So well to toxicity (and dont get me wrong. Sometimes I Gotta indulge) I rlly like making it cutesy as fuck. Joels obsession and complete infatuation and cute aggression is everything. Hes so infatuated with this guy he doesnt know what to do with himself and just is Relentless. schoolyard “hes bullying you because he likes you” type beats. Hes my moron hes my annoying king. I cannot remember if Ive talked abt my design headcanons fully but Im big on the Jimmy Was Human but Joels god powers are Changing That. I think its subconscious, hes not doing it maliciously, reality just bends to his will too much.

Also. Found my decision moments… these are from July 3rd.

I think. Overall the most enthralling thing about them is the care that underlies everything. That despite the endless teasing and bullying, Joel really genuinely care about Jimmy in a way he struggles to express sometimes. I think its really special and charming and compelling. I just have illnesses about them

[9tzuyu]

four months.

note: hiiiii! just trying to get into the groove again. i dont know what this is. the original prompt is below, however it did not turn out that way?¿ its kind of a mess, but fluffy i suppose. i hope you enjoy :>.

using my own experience so don’t think i hate poor people because i am those people </3

(also chapter 4 of children of tragedy will be out soon, i promise. ive just had awful writers block.)

+ thank you moli for proofreading so i dont have to. i love you.

warnings: none?

prompt: * reader used to be poor and stuff and w/n is like “you know you don’t have to get the cheapest things” and R covers it up and says “oh this is the brand i like, but w/n discovers hidden receipts and asks why they have a bunch of useless receipt and R is like “i was just tracking how much we spend....”

🏷 @natasha-danvers @midnight-lestrange @whatiziz @kermy48 @mycosmicparadise @peggycarter-steverogers @blackxwidowsxwife (lmk if you want off the tag list because ik i dont post as regularly as other writers, so im just going with people who have told me they want to be on my tag list in the past)

and lastly, for my baby @nermalina. its not really your genre per se [ i have a smut fic that i’ll dt you on ;)] however, accept this as a form of love.

it wasn’t so much that you were homeless and out on the streets, but you weren’t necessarily well off either. working as a waitress only got you far enough to pay your monthly rent and gas. somehow you managed to squeeze in a list of groceries.

every penny counted, you didn’t have room for mishaps or sick days. thats why you kept your budget small and a stash full of receipts on the kitchen bar.

natasha didn’t know about any of this though. you were sure she’d have you by the neck if she found out how long you’d been keeping your secret.

the redhead was generous, and no matter how many times you offered to pay for something she would never even dream of letting you. natasha insisted on it, and you were powerless to stop her.

it wasn’t until you tagged along with her on a trip to the grocery store when things began to unravel. she only needed a few things, nothing important.

but nat was quick to pick up on the fact that you continuously flipped every little thing you picked up to look at the price tag.

“here, it’s the cheapest one i could find.” you said, smiling as you handed her a cardboard box of pasta. natasha hummed, “you know you don’t have to get me the cheapest thing on the shelf.”

you bit your lip, eyes suddenly looking back at the shelf of different pasta boxes. “i know... it’s just- it’s my favorite brand.” natasha automatically knew you were lying by the way you began chewing on the inside of your lip.

she narrowed her eyes. “no it’s not.”

“huh?”

“you got this brand because it was the cheapest. you know i can afford more, which leads me to believe you do this out of habit.”

you shuffled uncomfortably under her gaze. “no, i just really like that brand.”

the sudden realization that she had never been to your place struck her.

“y/n?”

“yeah?”

“why don’t we go back to your apartment after this? we can just relax, watch a movie, do whatever you want.”

a mix of guilt and shame flooded your body. but damned if you didn’t still give it a try.

“my apartment’s a mess right now, you don’t want to see that.” you tried, offering a small, dry laugh in hopes of getting her off your back.

“you’re a terrible liar.”

“i’m not-”

“i picked you up from the park today, just like every other day. i’ve not once picked you up from your own apartment, so what are you hiding?”

when you didn’t give an answer, she tossed the cheapest box of pasta in her cart and walked away. you groaned as you watched natasha leave before catching up to her.

“okay, okay, we can go back to my apartment. just don’t judge me, alright?”

she smiled softly, “it wouldn’t even cross my mind.”

soon enough you began helping your girlfriend load her car with bags full of miscellaneous items. nothing needed to be refrigerated, so if natasha wanted to, she could stay at your apartment all day.

your leg bounced in the car as you gave her directions. but soon enough, after what felt like the longest fifteen minutes of your life, natasha pulled into a parking space right outside your door.

you silently cursed yourself for not renting a spot upstairs. at least then it would’ve prolonged the situation just a little bit longer.

natasha watched as you fumbled with your keys, your hands visibly shaking.

“fuck.” you mumbled after hearing the clank of metal hit the ground. you bent down to pick them up but natasha beat you to it.

“which key?” her voice was soft.

“the yellow one.”

the door swung open and you motioned for natasha to go before you.

it wasn’t bad, really. apart from the chipped brown walls, the lingering smell of cigarette smoke (you hated your neighbors for that), the broken windows, lack of space and furniture that was as good as the floor.

natasha noticed the windows first, a sense of protectiveness overpowering her. she didn’t like that you weren’t safe.

you went to offer her a water bottle, but she wasn’t paying attention. instead, she noticed the lack of food in your fridge, frowning when you tried to cover it up.

another few minutes of her silence went by and you couldn’t take it anymore.

“look, i know you’re rich. i know you like to have luxury brands and that you don’t have to worry about whether or not someone will break in and steal what little you have left. but that doesn’t give you any right to judge me. i’m sorry i don’t live up to your expectations.”

natasha licked her lips and leaned her back against the kitchen counter.

“how long have you lived like this?”

her question caught you off guard, but you managed to find an answer.

“i’ve always lived like this, nat.”

she nodded solemnly before abruptly turning around to look at what was inside your cabinets.

“what are you do-”

“you have no food.”

you sighed, “well yeah, i can’t really afford it.”

“and the receipts?”

natasha was met with a shrug. “have to keep track of everything somehow.”

she stared at you a minute longer before finding the exact words she wanted to say.

“i would never judge you, or anyone for that matter, on their living situation. i know people don’t always have a say in what or why things happen.” she paused. “but i don’t like knowing you go to sleep every night with broken windows practically inviting anyone to come in and intrude. i don’t like knowing all you have to eat is bread, canned fruit and grilled cheese sandwiches.”

you listened to her ramble on, still nervous about the fact that this was new to her.

“so come live with me.”

“natasha-”

“come live with me.”

you immediately shook your head. “no, no, no. nat don’t even-”

“i’m serious. you won't win this argument, y/n. let me take care of you. i don't mind picking you up and dragging you out of here myself if that’s what it takes.”

a sigh left your lips as you folded your arms across your chest. “natasha, i can’t have you do that. i’m okay, i promise.”

the redhead raised her eyebrow. “how many times have you gone to bed hungry? or let your car run on fumes for as long as you could? and how many times have you gone to work sick because you can’t afford to miss one single day?”

when natasha was met with no reply she moved closer to you, wrapping her arms around your waist, pulling you into her embrace.

“i know it’s only been four months but i don’t think i could ever forgive myself if something happened to you and i didn’t do enough to stop it.”

she kissed the side of your head, “let me take care of you.”

[epiceneandroid]

Sorry for digging up your post because I was looking for stuff in your futch tag for selfies for futch outfit inspo (im epicene pxngender pansexual grayromantic and sapphic leaning bc of the whole epicene pxngender things, bc epicene to me is having aspects of all genders while being your own gender apart to itself and pxngender is like being all AND none genders within your life experience and by default to me epicene and pxngender include womanhood, as well as futchness as a gender which i am definitely futch as a gender and feel most comfortable presenting on the futch to butch spectrum, usually most comfortable from futch to soft butch) because I too am a fat futch (I'm just not a trans lesbian bc...curse of the theyfab grayromantic pansexual) but instead of finding outfits I found this incredibly relatable post

For me I'm like if samwell tarly was a futch epicene pxngender xenogender (though to be fair CANON samwell, if he knew about xenogenders, would absolutely be a couple; from what little i know of a song of ice and fire because the book series' length intimidates me as someone whos longest book read for leisure as of recent was only 482 pages and I'm too scared to watch the tv series because admittedly the most graphic non-animated film ive seen in recent memory is kevin smith's tusk (which everyone should see as its an AMAZING critique on cringe culture and ableism through a villain protagonist asshole victim whos basically an ableist something awful podcaster who THEMATICALLY, connecting naziism to ableism and eugenics because even the barest amounts of research shows how ableist nazis were, named his podcast the Not-See Party, a homonym for the nazi party that he pronounces on PURPOSE in a german accent because kevin smith KNOWS the irony poisoned ableist something awful podcaster demographif SO FUCKING WELL) and the most graphic animated film ive ever recently seen was perfect blue which iirc is pretty tame compared to game of thrones but ANYWAY if samwell knew xenogenders existed hed be fairygender/faeriegender/faegender, mermaidgender, forestgender, bibliogender, lettragender, and a whole host of genders related to books, writing, linguistics, and the written word in general) androgyne (bc I'm feeling that as a gender lately) who got a lot of bitches AND one of said bitches was his canonical best friend he gets shipped a lot with on tumblr, John snow and the OTHER bitch was a hot butch nonbinary trans girl who uses they/she/fae

I don't know if I'm a blend of multiple characters aside from that (god I hope I'm not like danaerys considering she's basically the "I hope the next bomb is sent by a woman" drawing by Matt rife according to my gender apathetic they/it bestie who I've talked about game of thrones with) but I'm absolutely futch samwell tarly

...futch as a gender samwell tarly would be genuinely hot thank you for this mental image unintentionally

I'm like if Brienne of Tarth became a genderbent Robert Baratheon because while I'm a large knightly woman I'm also a fat depressed drunk dying in my bed saying "gods I was strong then" to myself (I am thinking of when I could stay up past 1am easily)

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brooo do you have a laz lore master post i wanna see more about this guy . blorbo from my person i follow on tumblr

waaa im so glad u like him!!!!!! his lore is kinda.....scattered all over unfortunately hdsjnkfdjkfn im very unorganized. the main big posts that ive made about him in recent memory that i havent accidentally retconned are here (eternalism bullshit and how the his drifter and operator selves tie into the version we know and love) here (answering a bunch of questions about him) aaaaaaaaaand here (explaining a little bit about how his oculus and void echolocation works)

his tag is kinda sparsely populated cuz a lot of his character building has been happening behind the scenes and i havent shared much due to being forgetful as hell and for the longest time sorta just assuming nobody cared about him but me lmao BUT i can give you a rundown of everything ive got so far: (it's gonna be long, sorry in advance)

on the zariman, he was separated from the other kids and ended up hiding in a ventilation shaft to avoid the adults. he hid so well, in fact, that the orokin actually almost missed him entirely and nearly left him there when they were collecting the tenno after the void jump. he was so paralyzed by fear and pain that at first, they had assumed he was a corpse, and only realized otherwise when he freaked the hell out and blew a massive hole through the poor bastard they sent to go drag him out of the vents.

in the aftermath of the zariman and for most of the old war, he was sort of just... squirreled away and treated more like a feral animal than a kid. he was jumpy and uncooperative, his connection to the void was strong enough that he could do some serious damage when startled, and he didn't remember most of his life before the zariman incident at all, so he was difficult to reason with and in their eyes a waste of time. he didn't even remember his own name, so they called him 'Lazarus' as a reference to the fact that he was assumed to be dead when first recovered, and seemed to be pretty good at surviving against the odds. eventually he just accepted this as his name.

im not entirely sure if margulis knew about him or not... i feel as though she would want to help him, but he probably wouldn't trust her one bit. ive been tempted to go all in and say he couldve been the tenno who accidentally blinded her, which would lend credence to why the orokin felt the need to isolate him so thoroughly from everyone else, but i dont know if im gonna commit to that. as far as being a 'weaponized' tenno, he was treated as sort of a last resort.

he only had the one frame during the old war - he was paired off with a particularly uncooperative umbral ash that they weren't sure would even be able to be 'controlled', but despite most of the handlers assuming theyd tear eachother to shreds, they ended up sharing a really close bond. This ash is his primary frame, Styx! styx is like a father to him, really. they only ever had eachother for a very very long time.

he only ever saw combat once before the war ended. the orokin were getting desperate, and threw pretty much everyone they had at a particular area-- including laz. he had no idea what to do with himself, but he was suddenly outside of his 'room' (more of a holding cell, to be frank) for the first time in years, so he did what any sensible scared kid would do-- he ran for his fucking life. before his handlers realized where he'd gone and tried to interrupt his transference to his frame, he transferred out of his chair completely and essentially escaped for good. they assumed he wouldnt survive on his own and marked it down as a loss, but he was ultimately forgotten. one less little void demon to deal with, really.

he ran for a long time, just sorta trying to get as far away from anything and everything orokin as he possibly could, but too afraid of being recaptured to dare trust anyone he met along the way. at some point before the end of the war, he had a run-in with a lone sentient that cornered him, and he had no choice but to try and defend himself.

he lost this fight. the sentient very much killed him, but in his final moments, all of the void energy trapped inside his body was released like a bomb going off, which killed the sentient pretty much instantly. the implosion also created a weird little pocket void of sorts that pulled in his body and the bits and pieces of the sentient that were left behind. slowly, over the years, the void pieced him back together, replacing whatever was destroyed with pieces of sentient technology, essentially creating the first amalgam.

the entire time laz was in his void coma, styx was helpless to retrieve him. he knew he wasn't gone - he could still feel his presence - but he couldn't get through to him.... so he waited. and waited. and waited some more. eventually, the ruined old building they'd been in all but collapsed, plants began to grow through the foundation, his joints began to rust and his blades tarnished. grineer and corpus and infested alike discovered the place over the years and all were promptly slaughtered in fits of protective rage. by the time another tenno stumbled across his resting place, the old war was ancient history, and the lotus had already located and awakened most of her children-- but laz had never had a chance to form that connection with her. he barely knew margulis, let alone natah.

the tenno who eventually found him and woke him up was none other than @helmofhades' specialest boy Rigel! they have a very special relationship. i love them both deeply. by the time rigel had found him, he'd been mostly put back together-- but the somatic scars on his face had progressed to the point where his eyes were damaged beyond repair. rigel and the other tenno who eventually made up their little clan helped him get back on his feet and adjust to this strange new world he found himself in.

laz and rigel are basically married if it wasnt obvious already. they are boy best friends <3

he went through the main story quest more or less the same as happens in the game, although he never really had a very close connection with the lotus and was more wary of her and confused by her for than anything for a very long time-- at least until the new war, anyway

the drifter and the operator are two separate entities - but there's also a third, completely separate laz who is basically a conglomerate of all of his alternate selves. i call this special third guy 'laz prime' to make life easier for myself, but neither of them are any more 'real' than the others.

operator laz is him but in babymode. nothing much else to that. hes just a little guy, and its his birthday, hes a little birthday boy!!!

drifter laz i uh... kinda havent touched on much. im waiting for duviri to drop so i can really get into the nitty gritty of all the time loop bullshit. hes kinda a bitter asshole though. not that i blame him.

laz prime is the funny guy i post about so much!!!! after the cutscene in the new war where the drifter and operator meet, neither of those two actually LEAVE that dormizone, at least not in the version of reality we see-- their meeting causes laz prime to just sorta... start existing! he remembers being both of them, although only vaguely. it's him who finishes the quest, and it's him who eventually returns to the zariman for the angels update and all that fun stuff. im sure driftlaz and oplaz are still out there, doing their own thing, but i havent the slightest clue what that may be.

laz prime is more severely amalgamated than either of his counterparts-- while theyve got the horns, hooves, and claws, laz prime takes it up a notch with an extra set of arms and a tail! he's also absurdly huge.

he has a cane to help with the mobility issues caused by having to balance on those teeny tiny itty bitty stick legs-- it's actually a little sentient! he calls it a mobilyst. it's his little buddy. i really like it

laz prime can't really use amps in the traditional way, considering his sentient parts react very poorly to large concentrations of void energy. he pieces together makeshift weapons with cores and fragments he scavenges from other sentients or amalgams that he kills to make up for it. he can also breathe void-fire, but he doesn't do that very often because it singes his scruffy little beard :( love loses

his lack of ability to effectively channel amps makes him VERRRY very interested in traditional weaponry. he's especially fond of incarnons-- JUST because theyre cool weapons. no other reason. none at all. unrelated, but do you think cavalero likes men? asking for a friend.

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#5

HETALIA CHARACTERS AS SHIT I'VE HEARD TEACHERS DO AND SAY

America: *chases a child around in a Caterpillar costume on all fours and screeching*

England: "The best way to get rid of a body is either dissolving it in acid or feeding it to pigs"

Germany: "I feel like I'm aiding and abetting some criminals here"

Prussia: "This is a but, and a very big but it is"

France after someone makes too many virgin jokes: "Well you should be a virgin and if you aren't then please give my condolences to whoever gave you your first rodeo, they just have been so dissapointed"

Russia: "You can make a molotov cocktail at home using alcohol and a rag, but don't tell you parents I told you this"

Denmark: *Walks around school in neon green speedos and a neon pink raincoat*

Latvia: "My ears may be small but they hear all your secrets"

Italy: "mAMMa mIa this computer will be the death of me!"

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#4

PROMPTS FOR HETALIA POLYSHIP WEEK 2022

(June 14/Day 1) Sleepy mornings/ Winter/ Pets

(June 15/day 2) First Kiss/ space/ Family

(June 16/Day 3) Rainy day/ Spring / Storms

(June 17/day 4) Lets get you out of those wet clothes/ And there was only 1 bed/ Supernatural

(June 18/Day 5) Flowers/ Painting/ Beach

(June 19/Day 6) Tiredness/ Angst/ Murder

(June 20/Day 7)  Road trip/ Childhood/ Family

(June 21/Day 8) Whatever the fuck you want.

Please if you have any queries or requests ask in @magictrio1118 or @heta-polyweek2022

92 notes - Posted May 28, 2022

#3

The real question is which nations would have a tumblr

My bet would be on Iceland

127 notes - Posted November 7, 2022

#2

Oh can you write ukfrain? I thought like a love triangle (real one) and they're all too dumb to notice they're in love with each other. I do like Frain being very close and lot of PDA dispite them not saying and England feeling jealous because he/she isn't between them.

Oh wait. It can be nyo if you want 👀

OH, OH ok apparentl;y this turned into the horniest thing ive ever written. maybe im just feeling gayer than usual. A lot of this went into describing what i like about women im so sorry

Y E S. These shits being oblivious and England being jealous and all being very gay

Names bc Nyos: Isabella (Spain) Francene (France) Elizabeth (England)

Dammit why was Isabella so pretty!

This was the simultaneous thought of more than one very gay women in the conference room as Spain flounced up to give her speech.

Spain in a suit could turn most women gay, let's be real here, but if they were already gay, that could be a small problem.

As she droned on about agriculture most people had tuned out and were busy doing various things, like being on their phones, irritating someone or staring at Isabella's hips, luckily for Isa, only 2 people were staring at her hips. But unluckily for her, it was Francene and Elizabeth, one was her best friend (and fuck buddy) and the other was her past rival (now occasional fuck buddy.) 

Now you could argue that  Francene and Isabella's relationship had long surpassed being just fuck buddies, looking after each other and cuddling in the rain, being there when the other was down, kissing eachther goodnight, while sleeping in the same bed.

Normal homie behaviour at its finest.

After that it was Francene, she gave an actually well delivered and structured speech about strikes and why they happen and how to prevent them to avoid major closures. Most people were listening and to some extent Isa and Elizabeth were too, but they were also getting occationally sidetracked by Francenes clothing choices. A very close fitting waistcoat that left little to imagination and even though the skirt reached the knee, it showed her stocking clad calves and if she stretched, parts of her thigh and it was really sending Elizabeth around the bend.

She knew that Francene was mostly occupied by Isabella, but she really wanted to be held dammit. Preferably by either or both of those 2.

When it was finally Elizabeth's turn to speak, she pointedly avoided looking at either of the two. After all she was not wearing anything exactly provocative and her bodily dimensions left a lot to be desired, so she wouldnt have to worry.

At least that's what she thought.

Her bin provocative clothing and her overall dimensions did nothing to stop the two romance nations imagining things that would have gotten them flogged in centuries past.

I mean Elizabeth has done it before, so why not again.

Elizabeth's presentation on urban and rural development was the end to the incredibly long meeting.

Most nations had agreed to go to the pub before going to their hotels and probably sleeping, though some noises occasionally said otherwise.

Elizabeth walked to the canteen, avoiding Isabella and Francene like the plague, even if that meant being around Julchen and Amelia, two women who had no idea what being quiet was.

Except today, they were mostly silent, only muttering to each other under their breaths.

After an infuriating 5 minutes she asked "What is wrong with you two, neither of you have said awesome or dude yet and you're being awfully quiet."

Julchen, being an absolute beast at covering up her tracks and 100% wanted to torture Elizabeth said "We were talking about how I'm pretty sure that Isa and Francene have a thing going on."

"Oh you think I dont know that? I hear ✨sounds✨" she said, quite disgruntled as you would imagine.

She looked over at the two who were being so sappy that she couldn't look away defo not imagining herself in some questionable positions .

Elizabeth stopped her beer while Julchen did as well, Amelia was being a pussy in the corner and drinking coke.

But a couple of beers later, everyone is understandably a bit tipsy and whilst Amelia was stuck with dragging a mooning Elizabeth and a very depressed Julchen out of the bar.

Amelia looked on in dismay as Elizabeth sort of walked (she wasn't stumbling but like still a bit wobbly) over to the very passionately making out duo in the back.

And her tongue being plied with a generous amount of liquid courage says "Can I join you?"

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My #1 post of 2022

I think us, as the hetalia fandom, ship so prolifically because we know that without stupid romance what has hetalia got to offer us, I'll tell you what.

Pain, bloodshed, the sufferings of people who have lived though countless wars and lived to tell the tale, killed, maimed, often people close to their heart, or what's left of it

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I posted 1,274 times in 2022

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I sent 1 gift in 2022

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

GT: Did you want to be next mr strider?

spooky jake autumn

im still trying to figure out what this man looks like and i dont color much anymore but hey you know here we go

why do i always post these in the middle of the night lol

81 notes - Posted October 2, 2022

#4

what is this outfitok @theobot i made his sleeves wider but please enjoy this strider flirting with karkat from The Worst Goddamn Movies Ever Made 

if yall havent read it yet you really should it’s some of the best davekat writing ive ever laid eyes on

strider is a wretched bastard and i love him more than life itself

91 notes - Posted April 24, 2022

#3

😏😜🤐😍😎

this is normal unaffiliated homestuck fanart

edit: just kidding i tricked you all it was The Worst Goddamn Movies Ever Fucking Made spoilers

100 notes - Posted August 24, 2022

#2

hey dude

sorry i havent been by i guess i just uh

well anyway i hope you dont mind i borrowed your uh

how is

fuck

this is such shit

we all knew the immortality thing was a real kick in the teeth but it just 

i feel like you should have had it too

at least then we would have been stuck here together right

karkat

i hope that wherever you are

youre not missing me like i miss you

@davekatweek

day 3: sadstuck

122 notes - Posted September 1, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

I made an attempt, at least

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#5

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YOOOOOOOO THIS ABSOLUTELY FUCKS my yanderecore brain goes BRRRRRRRRR w this one,, like the "And how 'bout you just take some blame? I always take all the pain" and "Look at what you did, girl, look at how you changed me" AND "Should've seen the red flags, but with you I'm fucking blind" YEAH YEAH YEAAH>>>>>>>>>> thank u fr the avril update austin EXTREMELY cool

2 notes - Posted January 17, 2022

#4

you know that they ⠀⠀do peel eels like bananas right?

🧍🧍

DEADASS??????

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#3

anyways imaginate querer hacerme ratio en TUMBLR of all places bestie la mitad de tumblr mínimo es monsterfucker el hecho q tus gustos sean monstruosos es otra cosa

3 notes - Posted June 26, 2022

#2

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU MEAN 'NOT ATEEZ' IN THOSE TAGS THAT IS A VERY PASSIONATE ATEEZ FANFIC

I MEANT IT LIKE JHFDKSHD "I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS ATEEZ" BUT IM NOT ON MOBILE SO I DONT HAVE EMOJIS I COULDNT PUT THE CRYING EMOJI IM SORRY OP BUT IT WAS TOO FUNNY

3 notes - Posted April 1, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Stranger Things (TV 2016) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Steve Harrington/Eddie Munson Characters: Steve Harrington, Eddie Munson Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Mention of the word fag, not as a slur but maybe as something negative??, i am reclaiming it leave me alone, worries of character dying (they're not dead and it's only a mention), steve is so stupid on this i promise he gets better, post s5, Post-Canon, brief mention of vampire eddie as a temporary thing, bit of internalised homophobia if u squint, Steve Harrington Bi King, canon divergent?? maybe??, this was made after s4, so ive no idea what s5 has in store for us, Mentions of Death, steve "the hair" harrington???, more like steve "the himbo" harrington Summary:

Steddie where they kiss and are a literal couple but Eddie thinks they’re dating and Steve thinks it’s just a bro thing

HELLO BITCHES GUESS WHO GOT CARRIED AWAY IN A BRAINROT!!!! ME!!! WOOOO!!!! this is quite literally the first ever complete piece of writing ive ever done. roast me if u will but u have been warned i have 0 proper writing experience

10 notes - Posted August 18, 2022

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