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“chivalry is dead” masterpost

“hey there! here’s your one stop shop for all things for the “chivalry is dead” au (lovingly tagged as “#chivalry au” on my blog) 

if you have any questions or concerns or i forgot a warning or you wanna just talk, let me know! inbox is always open ^o^ also if you’ve got any tips on how to organize this masterpost/what information i should put, pls lmk

love y’all! ~BS

as of Sep 21, 2019, this series is COMPLETE

Summary: Roman tries to imagine what it'd be like if he were what the others wanted — chivalrous, honorable, selfless. Tries to imagine what it'd be like for the others to approve of him. Love him. But, for him to achieve this, he'd have to cast himself a different role, and the Imagination answers each of Romans' calls

Patton, Logan, Virgil, and Deceit would disagree. After Deceit sees him fall, the others must find a way to convince Roman — all of the Romans — that they want no one more than who his is and always has been: their Prince.

Longterm Warnings for this series: sympathetic deceit, touch starvation, touch starved, self-depreciation, self-hatred, cursing/swearing, arguments, yelling, general panic/nervousness, panic attacks, disassociation, swords, violence, fighting, blood, loneliness, crying 

every chapter will have warnings on them, too, but these are the reoccurring ones!

Longterm Pairing for this series: DLAMP/CALMD

Main Story Word Count (updated per update):  152,240

Chapters: here it is on AO3!

EDIT 2022: here is the whole chivalry series on AO3, for ease to all the oneshots and sequels!

here the chapters are on tumblr:

1 (one song) 

2 (i’m wishing) 

3 (the bells of notre dame) 

4 (honor to us all) 

5 (i’ve got no strings on me)

6 (god help the outcasts)

7 (go the distance)

8 (he’s a tramp)

INTERMISSION (incomplete (the puzzle song))

10 (when will my life begin)

11 (how far i’ll go)

12 (let it go)

13 (be prepared)

14 (part of your world)

15 (something there)

16 (shiny)

17 (i’ve got a dream)

18 (poor unfortunate souls)

INTERMISSION (friends on the other side)

20 (one jump ahead)

21 (bibbidi bobbidi boo)

22 (mother knows best)

23 (hellfire)

24 (heaven’s light)

25 (when you wish upon a star)

26 (reflection)

27 (some day my prince will come)

28 (a dream is a wish your heart makes)

EPILOGUE 1 (anything vine can do, you can do better)

EPILOGUE 2 (i just can’t wait to be king)

EPILOGUE 3 (remember me)

Oneshots from the main fic: 

Enjambment (takes place between “chivalry is dead”’s 11 and 12/13) (Words: 2,083)

optimism is naïve on the best of days; distressful on the worst (takes place before “chivalry is dead”) (Words: 1,531)

mirror, mirror, on the wall (takes place before “chivalry is dead”) (Words: 2,141)

a rose by any other name still has horns (takes place before “chivalry is dead”)  (Words: 2,002)

Caesura (takes place before “chivalry is dead”) (Words: 4,404)

SEQUEL MINI HERE!

what's in a name?

Summary: Names are fickle things. You either have one or you don't, either born with one or you make it yourself. And if the Romans are good at anything, they're good at making it themselves.

here is the masterpost for this series!

as of now, this series is COMPLETE!! :D

BIG SEQUEL HERE

more than beliefs

Summary: Roman is, understandably, a mess. One of his boyfriends played him like a fiddle in front of Thomas, which accidentally ended up creating a rift in their polycule big enough to tear it in half. And seven of his advisors are angry with him. Roman doesn’t know where to begin fixing this situation but if it has to start anywhere, it’ll likely start with himself. He just has to believe in himself, right?

But it’s hard to hold beliefs when you don’t know who to trust. He doesn’t trust Janus. Doesn’t trust Patton. Not Virgil, not Logan. Great Hades, Roman barely even trusts himself.

here is the masterpost for this series!

as of now, this series is IN PROGRESS!!!

Art:

Meet the Playwright

Meet the Child, Thief, and Bard

Meet the Artist

Meet the Dragon

Meet the Damsel

Doodles: from ch 13

*NOT ART but descriptions of Patton, Logan, Virgil, and Deceit’s pre-ball outfits

Ball outfits

fuckin Memes lmao 

the Child balls harder than anyone

the Thief would die for Dragon

EVERYONE LOVES THE THIEF OKAY

for more art, go here lol im sorry i drew too much and this is a lot to upkeep

Fanart:

Patton and the Child !!! by @phantomofthesanderssides

the Bard and Deceit by @phantomofthesanderssides

Group Picture/tbh idk how else to describe this by @fanartfunart

the Thief’s fancy outfit by @thiaholimon

some INCREDIBLY GOOD MEMES by myself and @a-vintage-snake

the Dragon by @phantomofthesanderssides

the Playwright by @oakdrawss

“Roman didn’t want to be anything else” by @lasilhouetteinbianco

the Child by @lasilhouetteinbianco

ball outfits! by @fanartfunart