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something about trust
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“How… does it feel?” Locus asked haltingly. Lopez shrugged. “<Weird. But I expected that.>” Locus hummed, his brow furrowed like he was lost in thought as he scanned Lopez’s face. Lopez grabbed Locus’ wrists, bringing his hands to his throat. “What are you--?” “<One way to test it. Take my head off.>” Locus’ eyes widened, his expression turning panicked. He tried to pull his hands away, but Lopez held him steady. “<You are the only person strong enough,>” Lopez said firmly, giving the other no room to balk any further. “<If this synthskin doesn’t fix the problem, I want to know now, not later.>” Lopez could feel the way Locus’s hands shifted, his fingers flexing as he fought some internal debate. Lopez couldn’t read his mind, but the flicker of those marble grey eyes was telling as Locus looked at his hands around Lopez’s throat, then to his face and then back again and again. “<It doesn’t hurt, if that’s what all this fuss is about.>” Not strictly true, having his head removed wasn’t exactly a pleasant feeling. But better to do it now, with some degree of control, than in the middle of a fight or an accident. The sensation of feeling everywhere his skin touched was strange though, the normally very localized sensors spread out across the surface of the synthskin. Was this how humans felt things all the time? No wonder they were so easily distracted. Neither of them moved. “You’re certain?” Locus asked finally, his voice little more than a whisper. Lopez raised an eyebrow and let himself grin just a little at being able to convey the sentiment properly. Maybe there were some advantages to the synthskin after all. “<I wouldn’t have said it if I wasn’t.>” A nod, then the pressure. Lopez knew Locus was strong, for a human, but the feeling of his hands tightening around his neck and pulling at his jaw, the base of his metal skull… His head didn’t budge, and the pressure eased. Lopez clicked his tongue, releasing Locus’ wrists. “<Good. That is one problem fixed, at least.>”
#rvb#red vs blue#rvb locus#rvb lopez#samuel ‘locus’ ortez#lopez the heavy#locpez#my art#batsy art#batsy writes#sometimes i swear i open clip to draw one thing and i blink and something else entirely has spawned in#im not MAD im just like#damn#okay#technically part of a longer thing i have pinging around my head with them and lopez getting himself a proper synthskin bc i accidentally#really really liked the more human look on him and went welp time to make up a reason to draw him like that more#im not immune to cool robot glowy eyes#lopez gets curly hair bc i said so but he would never let it get long enough to be fluffy#heart breaking as it is#technically i drew this last night fromwhen its getting posted but i wanted to give the halloween comic a little bit of a breather lmaoooo#sometimes the fully clothed piece is just hornier than it has any right to be and i think that means it gets some space first lmao#yes this is scheduled for 8am bc it amuses me and thats about how long im willing to wait before unleashing it#a whole 13 hours from when i finished drawing it yahoo
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HAPPY 83RD BIRTHDAY, RINGO STARR!
“I’ve never been able to sit around on my own and play drums, practice in the back room, never been able to. I’ve always played with other musicians. It’s how I play, there’s no joy for me in playing on my own, bashing away. I need a bass, a piano, guitar, whatever, and then I can play.”
#the amount of time these gifs took to actually LOAD#anyways happy b day ringo sry im probably streaming speak now tv#(this is a scheduled post lmaoooo)#ringo#ringo starr#my gifs#fiona.docx
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This job is sooooo funny they don't understand I need material to work with and can't make content appear from thin air 🤣🤣🤣
#I have like 7 posts done and left to be approved too like I can't publish or schedule them either lmaoooo#pogaduchy
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go read min's fics (adult warning, switch dynamics and roles)
#hsr#gepo#sampard#this is my art tag#自分絵#honkai star rail#gepard landau#sampo Koski#ジェパサン#ジェパード#サンポ#崩壊スターレイル#this is getting scheduled to post while i have an exam lmaoooo#nvm i didnt have class today lol#fucking football games
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Holy shit I just speed-ran an artfight piece in one 6-hour sitting and then immediately submitted it to artfight. I guess we’ll see if I still like it come morning akbdksb
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YOU HAVE A TUXEDOCATS FANKID AND ARE JUST NOW SHARING THIS
LMAOOOOO YES I AM IM SO SORRY FOR SHARING IT NOW
i don't have my sketchbook with me right now, and I wish I had photos of her saved :(( when I do find it I'll show pics!! :)
BUT I'm thinking of naming her either Marianna Rose or smth fancy like that idk.
This is primarily a Hellcat!Mordecai x Husk fankid that I doodled for the hell of it. She has four eyes,(and they're all round and innocent and adorable and sdfgdsdfghfdsd), a mixture of Morde's and Husk's ear shape (Morde's shape and the lil heart/tuft thingie at the end of Husk's ears). Inside of her ears might be like Husk's? I haven't digitized it so I wouldn't know. She has Morde's fur color primarily, and a mix of both parents' eyes. Her tail is like Husk's, too!
I envision her to be a polite kiddo to be around, but very very shy. at first. It is almost like one am here though so I'm gonna have to share stuff tomorrow ift that's okay! :D
#ask#answered ask#thanks for the ask! <3#mordecai heller#husk#lackadaisy mordecai#hazbin hotel husk#invadermym#original post#samantha screeches#lackadaisy#hazbin hotel#deadass tho its one am and I should nOT be awake rn lmaoooo#need to unfuck my sleep schedule#I shall rETURN WITH THE BABY!!!! :DDDD
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Got any fun new guys since the last time?
jokes aside, tbh i've mainly been working on characters/designs for an au more so than actual new characters, but. i do have a few new ones in that batch (well kinda new for one of them, but she's basically new)
so here, incredibly cool woman and sleazy asshole woman (their names are Dankko (haha like dango get it) and Nayashi (from 'nao' [straight, direct] and 'ayashi' [shady, suspicious, dubious], with the 'shi' part of the name also intended to mean death) (yes i put way too much thought into names, and yes Dankko's also has more to it than haha funny food pun)
anyways yeah theres some more too but oops none of them have been (fully) drawn yet so. guess they don't get to be here lol
#shook responds#shook arts#oc shiz#dankko (oc)#nayashi (oc)#scheduling this to post not at 3 am lmao#anyways yes ofc i have new funny guys#i always have new funny guys#...sometimes theyre just the same funny guys but slightly different-#totally unrelated note: you guys should totally ask me about masumii and takoshi haha pretty please i am so brainrotted rn-#🥺👉👈 <- me asking you for asks about Them#cjklvnicv im so sorry for being obnoxious about them. i will not be stopping anytime soon#...man i should go to bed lmao. no one's even reading these why is my ass putting a full ass essay down here lmaoooo#edit: i lied im posting it at 3 am#fuck it we ball#if people don't see my wonderful shitty art of myself then that's their loss lmao
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Gosh I'm so tired
#starryshiz#I need to fix my sleep schedule but I kinda don't want to give up the peace and quiet of the night#I want to play fortnite but I keep putting it off#my joints been hurting like hecc the past few days and it's getting annoying lololol#I THINK I lost a mutual for that ''God is male'' post. I think that's kinda unreasonable but no one is forced to follow me I guess??#two people in my family has covid. I hope they get better and that I don't catch it lol#last time I got covid it gave me pneumonia and pleurisy after lmaoooo
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#stuff#i stayed up til 6am last night finishing summer camp fic#gang this thing is 53.7k.#the last chapter needs to marinate for a little bit#and then ill probably have to go through and do a fulllllll reread which is gonna be fun lmao#and then uh. well. then i can post it#it's seventeen chapters lmaoooo we're gonna have a good time besties#oh god now i need to start figuring out the tags and all the chapter titles and everything#oh boy#anyway here's some basic info to tide you over: malum ensemble fic#and by ensemble fic i mean all of 5sos all of atl all of 1d#please bear in mind i started writing this fic three (!?!?!) years ago#at this point the characters in it are literally just characters#they bear absolutely no connection to their real life counterparts#including any. yknow. drama. coughs meaningfully#okay that's all im gonna split now#if anyone has thoughts about an update schedule for once i finally get this fic done for good im all ears#cuz if i post one chapter a week then ill be posting this fic for four months#which is a fucking wild amount of time to be posting a fic. if i do that then ill still b posting the fic when i go BACK to camp this summe#and that would be bonkers#anyway!!! bye!!!#ETA ive actually been writing this fic since may 2020 which means it's been almost FOUR years in the making. that. is. insane.
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I've been waiting for you to emerge from TLOU watch, tell me did you enjoy it?
I am, like, sooooooo normal about this show. Totally not going insane at all. Nu-uh.
(The casting is perfect! For once, everyone actually looks their age and like they've been living in that world! So many scenes were lifted DIRECTLY from the games! All the extra scenes they added worked really really well! THAT FINAL SHOT WITH THE CLICKER SENT ME STRAIGHT TO HEAVEN. Also, apparently, even if you know nothing about the games at all it's a fantastic watch, according to my friend.
Only tiny critique I have is that I still would've preferred if they'd kept the spores. It makes for such a great atmosphere)
#i have scheduled so many posts since i didn't want to spam last night lmaoooo#listen i DID apologise for the person i was going to become in advance! no regrets!#TLOU#TLOU HBO#TLOU spoilers
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The urge to post as soon as I finish something vs the want to wait until more people will be able to see it REMATCH FIGHT !!!
#cal rambles#this happens every single time LMAOOOO#for once scheduling posts actually won out#maybe it’s bc I’ve got like. nine of these outfit memes to post EJWBWJWLTOG#i think it’s also bc these r like requests from ppl so I’m more concerned abt the ppl who asked for them actually seeing them#so I’m like ok I gotta post these at a reasonable time then#i love u guys a lot <3#sorry I know I tend to make a lot of these rambling p much diary entry style posts late at night#but idk ppl don’t usually see em that much and it’s fun for me to write down my thoughts#and know that other ppl can see them even if I’m not explicitly sharing or advertising them do u know what I mean#omg I’m scary-ing
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aww its dt and q how cute! theyre celebrating how q won the streamys!
#im so sorry this was the first dtq pic i saw when i opened my photos so#also apparently my queued post for tonight disappeared ??? i dont even remember what the post was so i cant even remake it :( so#sorry this is late. idk if you guys even know i have a schedule tbh so being late might mean nothing to you guys lmaoooo#QUACKITY MADE THIS its in the car minecraft video. the one they used for q when showing the nominees
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i really wish i was kidding when i say this is what happened but. highkey lowkey this is genuinely what happened.
#my art lol#shitpost#lucian#colin#my ocs#mildly nsfw?#we interrupt your regularly scheduled vocaloid with an oc thing for lucian's birthday#i was gonna draw something w/ more actual effort put into it but. 1) my wrist/hand is so fucking sore rn [i drew this yesterday]#2) objectively funnier to post shitposts on his birthday. also ive been wanting to these for a while anyways so LMAOOOO#it doesnt fix anything for the record they break up and lucian ends up murdering colin. c'est la vie 😔✌️#colin why'd you fall in love with this mfer in the first place boy. he's got problems#technically i could do smthn tomorrow since jan 1st is luna's birthday but im lazy.#and despite her extreme story importance we focus on main bitchboy so. yeah.
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Instead of crying and whining like a baby over who follows you, why don't you just shut up and block people you don't want to interact with?
Cuz it’s…my blog? And I can…talk about what I want?
Idk what ur point is considering that account went out of their way to bitch and whine about antis who weren’t even interacting with them…and that’s peachy keen but then I make one post about someone who interacted with MY blog and ignored MY dni and suddenly it’s “shut up and don’t whine” real classy…
Also it was funny- me find it haha therefore I post cuz haha go on my blog…simple minded creature do thing they personally find funny
#egg yapping#OOGA BOOGA IM AN ANTI#RAAAAGGGHH#back to my regularly scheduled programming#which is not being on tumblr and then occasionally posting my dumb art LMAOOOO
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i certainly didn't have "st*r w*rs director talking in a magazine intervew about lights***rs being a phallic symbol and the journey of Rey inside a "moist cave" and its implications" on my monday bingo card but i'm not complaining
#and the best part; as per schedule; is the fandom lmaoooo#the christian moms shaking crying trembling biting into their walmart discount isle pearls#like socialite chihuahuas way past their prime years lmaoooo#ac*lyte baby you're doing so wonderful keep going love#i love it when a cheap overhyped irrelevant military propegenda franchise with a cheap fandom eats itself from the inside <3#love to watch what was supposed to end itself 6 years ago is finally getting down to the fucking task#Because The M*ndal*rian S2 was the last lucky coin The Evil Mouse threw into the fountain and there's that on that#I dont give a fuck about anything post M*ndo S2#but god does it brighten my day to see people shrieking like#''THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO PORTRAY THE J**I CULTURE AND HOW GOOD AND TRUE AND BEAUTIFUL IT WAS!! A SYMBOL OF HOPE!!!''#and getting a heart attack at the sight of anything that isn't babytalk and pg13#anyway i'm so rooting for the ac*lyte director now lmao go girl put a dick on the church meetup lunch table
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page 16 is done but i fucked up the dialogue so i need to fix it before i post lmao. tomorrow (later today cuz its like 2am)
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#no-fin#the trouble with knowing things the characters dont is that sometimes you forget what happens in the thing you wrote. oops#does it show that im just writing this as i go along based on an overarching idea in my head and not from any particular script#ergo pinned post 'this is not supposed to be a serious project' lmaoooo#on a more serious note its been a rough day mentally and i kind of just wanted to work on this without thinking too hard.#a blunder here or there isnt the end of the world#its kind of just... a de-stresser to work on this cuz its just a silly thing i enjoy. the arts not perfect -#not for a lack of trying to at least make it decently readable -#and neither is the writing. its just an excuse for me to draw my faves in a fun way. and tell a story with em. you know. fanfic#not a rough day for like a righteous reason or anything i got unreasonably stressed out over the dentist and some scheduling bullshit#i dont even hate going to the dentist. i dont know why i get so damn anxious about it every time (i know why but like its not rational)
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