#a blunder here or there isnt the end of the world

[2blokesgoforaswim]

page 16 is done but i fucked up the dialogue so i need to fix it before i post lmao. tomorrow (later today cuz its like 2am)

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[annasmc]

Hi, sorry for bothering you if ur busy. But could you possibly do a headcanon with the Obey Me! Brothers reacting to their Stone-Cold Face! S/O and their best friend having crackhead moments? I hope this make sense and happy holiday 🤗

Okay this is probably kinda late but here we go

Also feel free to leave an ask anytime

And Happy Holidays :) to you and to everyone

The Brothers reacting their Stone-Cold Faced S/O Having a Crackhead Moment

Lucifer

Well this is a surprise,

He’s quite amused to see this side of his s/o but at the same time ashamed

They better not act this way in public, this is a serious threat to his reputation,

Diavolo thinks it’s quite funny

Lucifer is a bit shocked at first, who would have thought his sweet s/o (without the sweet) can turn into this

He is relieved though to see s/o this happy.

He may be a little upset though, he would like to make them this happy too,

He watches on in both disgust and amusement.

What is this behaviour? What is this?

The jokes and talk between the two friends is kinda concerning,

How do you find half this stuff funny?

“Well Lucifer looks like you have some learning to do”

“No I don’t Diav- PLEASE! What are you doing here?”

Tries to focus on work but can’t due to the conversation going on repeat through his head,

The SCREAMS tho, they echo through the whole HOUSE.

He still can’t believe this, the next day MC is back to normal, like nothing happened.

Now the house seems a little quiet with his beloved s/o’s laughs.

Mammon

“Oi human, don’t start switching personalities like that”

Mammon just can’t quite grasp that this person rolling on the floor who can’t breathe from laughing at the worst joke Mammon has EVER heard was you,

The same person who looks like they have no soul 24/7

Poor guy is a bit freaked out bless him

Mammon, since this a rare occurrence finds that it’s a privilege to see this side of you,

So, he gets quite possessive

“Mammon, tell me again why I can’t go into the common room?”

“Asmo I have told you, MC is in there!”

He gets both jealous and reliant of MC’s best friend, how come they are able to make HIS s/o laugh and not him, but he also falls in love all over again and their laugh.

He’s a bit flustered as he is not used to this side of MC but nevertheless can’t help but grin even as his s/o is on the floor mouthing “help” bc they can’t breathe and clapping their hands like a seal with their mouth wide open

He loves to see their tears of joy streak down their face as they squawk and laugh about Diavolo knows what

But he won’t admit it, when his human is back to normal he’s a bit sad but relieved, he feels like he has unlocked a new part of his one and only and he won’t be willing to share.

Levi

He like a cat which runs of at the slightest of noise,

Levi isnt SCARED but he’s SKITTISH

Who is this person? Definitely not his s/o

Levi was drawn to their calm and stoic nature, this is totally difficult. He can’t help but wish for them to “come back”

His s/o is also spending to much time way to much time with their best friend. He should be MC’s Apple of their eye

He hides in his room until the door is swung open (MC got free room entry privileges) by his laughing s/o who comes to his side and screeches out the conversation they had with their friend.

He’s a bit shocked but ends up feeling more comfortable around you after time

The occasional giggle comes from Levi and he’s gazes lovingly at you,

Then the envy kicks in, HE wants to make you laugh like that, HE wants to be able to bring out this side of you.

It ends however when you stop breathing and silently laugh while falling over in his lap,

The wheezing “help” scares him and he’s left defenceless and confused as he stares down at you.

And then the gasp for breath, this guy seriously has to interact with people more often. He’s SCARED

He’s secretly happy to see you this way, but is relieved to see your normal stone cold face, he’s feels a bit honoured to have seen you that way,

It’s a little secret he is not willing to share with his brothers.

Satan

He’s seen it all, read it all, heard it all and so on,

He was not expecting this, he’s seated on the couch with his books, glancing up with disappointment and shock writer on his face,

The wails and unholy screeches coming from the two writhering lumps on the ground were foreign in this house

He could live with this, a tiny bit childish for his liking, he fell in love with his calm and collected s/o, not this....

...maniacal monster

It’s a bit odd but he doesn’t really mind

He’s still a bit shook but he’s satan, he got a grip on himself pretty quick,

He’s a bit relieved to see this, he’s read that laughter is good for ones soul

And I mean, he wants his world to be happy

It’s different from what he’s used to but it’s a change

Not him jotting down notes of how his s/o best friend makes them laugh

He just wants the best for you ❤️

Asmo

Laughing is good for your skin, you overall health, it’s a form of self care,

So ofc Asmo is relieved to see his S/o laughing

“Oh honey it’s about time you laughed”

But oh my what is that face

He’s a mix between happy that your laughing and slightly concerned for your wrinkles, you won’t get them will you?

Honestly, Asmo is all up for this new you, he thinks your smile and laugh is GORGEOUS

Laugh more for Asmo, he’s loves it.

He will go up to your friend and ask for tips on how to make you laugh though

When you go back to your normal stance, Asmo will probably gaze at you lovingly and with awe, you’re so mysterious~

Attempts to make you laugh again, and will probably call up your bestie to visit for a while,

He’s fallen in love with you again

Beel

He’s taken aback, poor bby

This is so unlike you, where did his s/o go?

Probably goes to Belphie for help, who doesn’t really help

Honestly this little bean is a bit freaked out,

But he gets used to it pretty quick

Soon he’s out here chuckling along to your antics, and watching with pure amusement and love

His brothers find it quite wholesome

Beel really did fall hard

Know Beel thinks that you should laugh all the time, every second of the day, eight days a week, he will attempt to make you laugh

He LOVES it, to see you laugh and lose that cold attitude,

Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t, but that doesn’t matter, to him, as long as he tries

Please smile for Beel

Belphie

He did not sign up for this

He thought being a boyfriend was easy, simple, and he thought he had you all figured out too,

He’s sick and tired and he just wants to sleep, he liked it better when it was quiet

He would be all wrapped up in bed with either you in the room doing whatever you do, or you snuggled up next to him

Now, he’s stuck with listening to the cries of BANSHEES, echoing down the halls

After an hour or two of heading the screams and wheezes and the occasional silent laughter, you come blundering into the room

He feels betrayed, like how DARE you be happy for someone else other than him

Mad belphie hours

He’s going to be glaring at you but also silently inviting you to be by his side

He thinks that he only enjoys your quiet, cold side, but now , he’s not too sure

Maybe he likes the happiness once and a while, maybe he wants to see your face beaming with joy and laughter

It makes you look pure, even when your laughing at the stupidest jokes out there, and when your laugh turns ugly, and when you sitting there with your face all twisted in silent laughter

It’s ugly, but in a good way, it’s beautiful, and he does need a good laugh once and a while

He’s too emo

He needs some more joy in his life

Okay so I kinda strayed a little i think from the original request 🤭, here you go

[starblogsworld]

maybe if we just had more time and i was in the right state of mind

i could have made you forever mine

but instead i sit here writing these words that i can never seem to orchestrate the love i have for you a thought of dying fate i dreamt and i wept of the nights with you where the world stopped turning                                                                          the voices stopped murmuring                                                                              of the doubts and the deceit

that all this effort would lead to defat my own heart playing these games and for what does it gain? the loss and the hurt of a lovers hurdle i crave you and i need you my love just wants to feed you your eyes like a shining gem forged by the hottest molten cores and your heart my love oh how it burns like the suns and its beams, how it turns everyday shining a new its blaze brining forth anew no fire so hot nor wind so strong could ever show how i have become so fond of your comforting smile and your gentle touch oh i hope it isnt too much how i think and dream and wonder if this is another lovers tragic blunder one the playwrights could enact i feel but nothing they could ever seal in history it will stay with you and me bring forth and set sail to a new world of a lovers tale  together in the simple nights of true love and ending frights of a distance closed from so many lonely nights i will wait here my dear and wait for the skies to shine clear for the days in which i will hold out my hand and in yours our place it with no fear wouldn't that be lovely you and i laying here lovingly side by side?

[karliesbuzzcut]

To your anon about the gay pride me moment. My interpretation of that moment is that I think she's describing the video concept and also being tone deaf. I love Taylor but I am also critical of Taylor. The reason I like it here is we can be critical while also not hating, look the girl isnt perfect. The thing is with Taylor, I think she lives in a echo chamber that is cushioned by Swifties, I will get dragged but it reminds me a bit of Trump and his MAGA cushion. In the last 2 years there have been at least 3 times when Taylor blundered like that IMHO but didn't feel the burn because of the Swiftie army. So I dont think she thinks as much as people believe she does because again she lives it her Swiftie bubble and this makes her see just the adoration.

And you adressed another anon about her leaning into an era the other day perfectly BYW. After going through another 2 albums eras its even more obvious that while I dont think her intention was to profit from the community, she definitely leaned to far into Pride month. In the monent it was fun but now you look back and it's sort of like seriously why didn't anyone pull her back. I will add its also what I thought about her squad era. It was just to much, a little to fake. I think both aspects are disengious a little and you get a bit of a hangover after. But again, a little bit of the echo chamber for her think.

At the end of the day I think my main point is she doesnt actually think about what can technically be considered tacky or off putting because I don't think she believes anyone but "haters" will criticize her. Also seriously I do love her, I think she really does her best to bring positively into the world. I can just also acknowledge her flaws.

You see, I mostly agree with her just “not thinking things through”. I think this is where I land too. But. This wasn’t a conversation we just happened to spy on. There were people who went through hours and hours of raw footage and chose to put in this clip. Editors saw it. Producers saw it. Lana saw it. They all thought it was something worth including.

But it’s bizarre no matter what. Because if she isn’t queer, apparently no one thought to maybe not include that clip. If she is queer, is it supposed to be a coming out? Is this it? This small comment that is never addressed again?

Did absolutely no one thought that through? Or am I the one who’s overthinking this? 😭

[desaeviio]

How did Banner survive an arrow to the head? Fun story.

 Most cases, an arrow to the noggin will kill you, and technically, here, it had done just that.  However, even after a year of suppressing Hulk and ‘curing’ herself, Banner failed there. Failed in accounting for the fact Hulk didn’t like taking death sitting down. Or ever frankly. So, through an extreme amount of Hulk Stubbornness, the arrow didn’t kill Banner, however, there wasn’t some grand transformation to shake it off, heal, anything like that.

Rather, there lay the “Dead” body Banner, in a field of heroes watching blood pool out of a head wound.  In shock, quiet and extreme levels of guilt. 

Under the surface of the evidently dead body in front of them was really, the absolute bare minimum of function running to keep alive. And Healing was slow, not terribly slow, but not immediately there. All advanced brain functions dropped off entirely, all power to heal a broken brain. Quite luckily, though Hawkeye doesn’t miss, he missed the brainstem. Almost apparently on purpose. By all measures of scanning, the heart rate was so low, Banner may have well been dead, but also quite luckily since the Avengers didn’t quite listen to how she chose to be handled in death should it come, steps like embalming were and cremating were skipped.

In fact, it was written that there was a preference to be buried, unaltered, left to rot. Another will at some point probably cited cremation, though if only to ensure the body would never be recoverable. This note thankfully got missed, but they didn’t do an open casket obviously. So thanks to that blunder in burial, they buried a technically alive person.

Technically alive. There wasn’t much ‘person’ rattling around that skull for a good week.IT was nothing more but Hulk’s pure determination to heal and keep alive that drove healing from another brain wound in the past five years in a slow manner that didn’t drain the weak body of all resources (however any weight put on by her wife’s carb-heavy cooking was used up in this process).

The scary part was what happened next. 

Banner, effectively dead to the world and herself, woke up in the grave, buried, with little other impulses and instruction she could think of other than ‘escape’ and ‘panic’ and ‘oh god’. Also waking up from your last memory being attacked and ganged up by the Avengers and then an arrow in your head is terrifying.  Somehow, though it’s beyond the zombie-like memory of the time, she got out. Hands dirty, nails long and disgusting. She dug her way out. She remembers none of this and is grateful. But the waking up, oh, that is remembered.

And from there on, there was an ashy, pale zombie-like woman about, heading a direction, unable to speak, somehow knowing what direction home was. Who knows how many miles away it was. That memory is a haze. Home wasn’t so much a place, but a person, and even with a brain still trying to formulate what season it was or time of day or that it was alive and kicking just... managed to find it. Hulk internal compass, bird-like in nature-- didn’t die out in Banner, especially to obscure things like homing into birthplaces and towards people evidently. And boy, did she give her wife the scare of the goddamn millennia.

An ashy ghost of a dead wife oat the door at midnight, dirty, skinny walking for days it seems splinters and dirt under the nails. Ross almost didn’t answer the door, and when Banner eventually put a word together in an incredibly parched mouth, it barely came out, hoarse, a ‘hi’ nearly mouthed.

But shit, Ross let her in. Screamed. Died a little, but let her in. Not before shutting the door on her.  It’s understandable.

Almost immediately thereafter, questions flooded a panicked wife obviously, shouldn’t you be dead? They buried you? But Banner had no response. Words were beyond saying. They weren’t happening. There wasn’t a single solid sentence spoken for at least a week. Banner slept on the couch after the first night, sleeping for two straight nights. Then, refusing to sleep for days in a row after. Waking up in your own coffin will do that to you. She ate everything offered by the fourth day, but getting any food int her took the force of an army. Banner was fucked up. Spacing out. Just trying to put things back in some working order in that cranium. Things didn’t ... click yet.

About a month in, there were sentences again, two weeks in, some very light explanation of how survival was even a thing. Banner didn’t know much about how either, and if she did, there weren’t words rummaging through that damaged brain enough to describe it.

Hulk took advantage of Banner’s inability to say no, or anything, and how frequently the poor brought-to-life scientist never really said or did anything at all while recovering beside sleeping and zoning out for hours at a time. So, Hulk got out and took adventures. Hulk earned it frankly. Fixing up a brain on the near-dead out of survival takes a toll on you. However, a fun side effect was that the transformations encouraged better healing, so each outing seemed to improve things. The first day Ross washed her recently alive wife. By the end of the month Banner could successfully stand in the shower too long and stare but nonetheless clean herself. It improved speech. It improved appetite. It worked.

As of now, Banner is still largely fucked up, and still isn’t saying no to Hulk so instead is laying low and putting pieces back together.

One of the scarier things that isn't a comforting thought frankly, is discovered later. While they removed what they could of the arrow from Banner’s skull and brain... They couldn’t get everything. Why try so hard for a dead person. Any more digging and you ruin what’s left of the face. So, apparently, something that keeps Banner up at night other than horrible flashbacks, is the fact in an extremely creative effort to pull from any resource as needed, Hulk... kinda... broke it down. What remained. In the brain. That arrow fractures left in the brain just got... absorbed. Eaten. That’s fucking miraculous, but the thought kept Banner up all night one night considering how that was possible, but Hulk made do.

Banner hides from the world still, slowly getting out there, but not announcing being alive just yet. However, it’s growing more apparent that’s the case, just coming back from the dead is hard on anyone.

So, Banner and The Hulk live. Goes to show, despite getting messed up in the process, it’s impossible to really kill the goddamn Hulk. The upside if that rather than the first fatal headshot to the back of the head prior, this front arrow shot did not result in infantilization of the brain. Banner didn’t lose intelligence temporarily out of it, not like that. 

Rather, there were two stages, Zombie trying to work with fragments coming at them, and genius, The genius was just flaked over with zombie-brain and came back relatively quickly, just a good month of not a  lot of genius going on. Rather than a bullet splattering everything and starting over, an arrow just sliced a little, an easier mend. but some severed connections initially for sure.

[eekispyykes]

IF NOT INVADED BY CENTRAL AMERICAN EMIGRANTS, MOST DEFINITELY BY SCOTSMEN!

By Michael Bench

The borderwall is a manifestation of Donald Trump's stupidity and his string pullers' frayed ends on purpose. White House mandates have long used the Presidency as the global pulpit of foreign policy. The military has been the strong arm hiding the hammer behind a “peaceful diplomacy”. Americanism is paraded on their airwaves and  served in bullets, mortars and air raids in Vietnam, Iraq, Yemen... The 'American way” served itself to fight against communism as American white privilege chose to define it. When we fight enemies ideologically, the enemy we make of them on empty haver  becomes noise pollution. Wars on empty ideology conflict drain the American way of its kudo's; those still remaining. Other countries should feel appropriate to  hand president trump citations abroad for disturbing the peace.

To understand the borderwall blunder is to recognize the ideological colonialist Usgov has continued to be. The White House sells American values from one face and by domestic strategy now draws the shades over the window. Immigration is our domestic problems on our own continent. Regard the entire Americas as a continent politically.  If there is a path to the northlands, you may as well see the reality human migration isn't any less natural than the birds at our feeders. Now lets put another layer on this. Lets say those 'birds' migrating northward are like hockey fans feeling disheveled about unsafe social systems, limited food at cost and worst still.. no ice rinks. Blimey! These northset birds in ponchos and NHL attire arrive at what should never be a wall. A wall becomes a monument to champion against. Longing eyes sport the attire of a year's Stanley Cup champions never to be.. Attributes of desperation are unifying; a nation of their own.. a proverbial kilt .. Mob mentality will unite people at the wall, desperation will organize them, innovation will fortify their strategy. Allegedly if you give enough monkeys typewriters they'll arrive at silly book like a christian bible. We aren't talking about monkeys. The wall will solidify a change of mind; a sporran full of sunshine. And We are confronted by a border strained by an influx of the Americas' own Scotsmen!!!

Central American mafias will have a ready clan of Scottish drug mules able to evade the police in numbers. They're at the wall and growing in numbers and identity. The Scotsmen start identifying and celebrating their status.. And.. like hockey fans that feel like winners , soon things start on fire;border police patrols cars , people are up on light posts, garbage cans are tossed around like beachballs A  party of validity. The Central America drug gangs know our game better than Trump practices it. Indulgence is the spice of life. They'll feed the party's fire with six pack of RPGs to create a simple hole in the wall. Or Holes.. The Scotsmen will migrate. Eventually Americans will realize the expense of the wall has really been a target range for those who Scotsmen would defy it.

The immigrants choose flight toward a better life.  On the otherside of that wall is the land of milk and honey; so they've been told; gloated, lied to. Milk and honey poisoned with glyphosate, and squeeezed from the teets of cows abused/neglected by Utah ranchers. Inside the wall is an abatoir against humanity. All is not as it seems. The dream in America is grounded in turbulent administration clashes; a heroin addict's euphoric wave and crash. The USgov is guilty of pulling down the window shades on it's own people. In fact .. The American people are not Congress's people no matter the vote process. Americanism is a pair of parties indoctrinating one of two narratives neither very interested in solutions;historically; just incumbency. United States isnt now a human system; its an indoctrination to the service of money.  

The global propaganda machine at the White House's microphone has brought on the Scotsmen. A woodsmen that cooks BBQ openly brings wolves. The mad scientists' laboratory on a hilltop blasting radiation and lights into the night sky will bring people peaking in the windows.. (That lab is my dream, )  Curiosity attracts attention. Desperation insures it. The White House parades the American way. If the American way sounds better than than shithole country the Brasilians, Venezuelans, Colombians, Or . The Scotsmen dwell,  temptation is our widespread global outreach fault; Our United Nations microphone fault..  to beg their arrival at our border. We've asked them to be interested. Its our loud foreign policy at fault. We don't give the Scotsmen enough credit for demanding better of their life. Our fixup job on  Iraq leaves doubt Americanism can thrive elsewhere. A wall would naturally be a Trump platform. Conservatives and republicans like trump made walls a business. They put up walls to avoid seeing the world despite always having an opinion about everything in it. Walls are a defensive coping mechanism, not a solution.

And soon the Scotsmen will feel deceived on arrival. Another shithole country!? No! They'll be confused. The origin of United States Shithole propaganda has multiple sphincters. New York City, Capital Hill and Texas; Sometimes Utah and Las Vegas as well.  Aye, Its a bit Clarty about this Bahoochieville!! America's bullshit factory will curl their kilts. Its not necessarily better here. All the more reason our government must be willing to actually look at and insure the reasons Scottish emigration ends. It's a scary proposition Capitol Hill would seek to be effective at anything. Solving problems isn't something they're accustomed. Democrat and republican donors domesticate their candidates to be handsoff regulators.   They resent such labor skills normalized for their political careers. Neither doomsdayer politician or religious zealot lasts long in good times. America's issue is it accepts the concept of utopianism too willingly.

Our concept of America thinks good systems need no attention; WRONG. If it noot berken, ain't no ned to fix it..  WRONG. Good systems need energy. Something will always be wrong.. It's our role .. as Americans, to not overdramatize small problems into toppling juggernauts of our structure. We must recognize the severity of other problems as the juggernauts that they are.. The climate issue is exactly that level of problem. Our small problems are given more attention.. The American way and American government has an incompetent process of prioritizing problems by severity. In lack of single payer healthcare.. I attest our government officials are a symptom of the mental disease taken by our ages of  social neglect. The newly arrived Scotsmen might see it. They will see it. Its America's real vulnerability .. behind the wall. We're not capable of being a nation without our own self affirmations. The appointment of trump, if representative.. concludes either the Constitution and law is empty ideology or we lie to each other to spin wheels in a nowhere direction. Again, perhaps a utopian delusion to be inert. Without being sustained by our own shithole country mechanisms, we can't survive not bullshitting each other.  I guess we might be better-off  Scotsmen as well.

The matter of unauthorized Immigration should be a NAFTA level coalition event. Canada was left out of the process of paying for the wall. Moreso.. the NAFTA rebargain ought have prioritized it's outreach to Central and South America. Immigrants are fleeing to Canada too.  A scope on the world through an economic lens is not a vision capable to see problems and solve problems without a humanistic (management theory) lens to assist people be in a social system. An economic system is not designed to be a social system nor should capitalism ever mistake itself for a social system. The American political systems 'fight against communism” has attempted to rally an us vs them mentality as if our western economic caste system is a viable excuse for social utility. It's not. In order for the unreasonable immigration to stop , we must stop its causes and United States government has now a necessary reality to shut the fuck up about “its own importance” in the world.  

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