#(the car is a pigeon too btw)

[mono-socke]

I sadly do not have anything for Squipril today bc I don't have any SQUIP OCs :(

so instead, take this weird thing, created by me and my best friend

TW: drawn blood

[steelycunt]

been too much of a hater recently here are some things i love right now. i love you cherries i love you books i love you pigeons i love you handwritten notes i love you library cards i love you mugs i love you old noisy electric household fans i love you trains i love you my hamster i love you posters i love you bread i love you wires i love you sheep i love you fields i love you maps by yeah yeah yeahs i love you literary fiction i love you heavy rain i love you tea i love you tulips i love you sitting in the car with my friends i love you headphones. btw

[sanriopinterest]

♡Death Rays 2010♡

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{You wear this in your (f/c) }

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"Panty are you watching T.V?!" Stocking screamed in the phone. We were currently chasing a perverted car ghost. "Nope, so what's up?" "You diddleing another douchebag, GET YOU SKANK ASS OUT HERE AND HELP US" She screamed. "Fine I'll go, jesus calm down it's not like this guy is rocking my world or anything" Panty snapped over the phone. "Hey bring me a sweet tea would ya" I asked Panty over the phone before she hung up.

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"GET OUT OF THE WAY LOSERS! THAT MEANS IM GONNA RUN YOUR ASSES OVER! AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!". The ghost screamed on. I popped my gum, annoyed." COME ON" Stocking screeched trying to bunp him off the rails." Awe, you tryna catch me kittycat? Well bring it on bitch!". He slammed us (me) onto the other side of the rails. "OUCH, DOUCHE" I screamed in pain. Stocking sped up saying "Oh man up, bitch". When Panty finally crashed into the mall she drove in a tacky ass motorcycle. "Hey whats up shit ficle, so where are you off too in such a fucking hurry" she taunted. "Who the hell cares where im off to as long as I get off! Oh yeah, good one" he complimented his own joke. "Its about time! Did you mount everything on your wayover?!" "Where's my sweet tea?! That rundown bike is horrendous btw"

I said unamused. "Wait you three know eachother?!" He asked in shock. "I did not, but I'll be sure to make that happen next time" she said answering stockings question. "GET A LOAD OF THIS, TAKE IT OFF! I bet you like it rough don't ya?!" He screeched slamming Panty into a mall wall. "Thats what you get for being late""Shit! Where did bad lace go?!" "Check your legs, fucking idiot".

I looked over to see her underwear on his face." OMG! My gun is on your face! Well technically its my panties" she explained." Why would you tell him that?!" I asked."Shit! On the bright side it does smell like im going really fast!". He then proceeded to LICK her undies." Gross!" I screeched." Stop licking that right now!"" Bet you've never said that before""Move over!" she said jumping in the seat in front of me." Go see through, go!" she yelled. She hit the gas pedal making me fall back." Precious CARGO BACK HERE!" I screamed. "We might not need our angelic sisters afterall! Our convoy of police cars are closing in on the scene! Coming in close from behind!" The broadcaster announced. 'What are bullets gonna do?' I asked in my mind. Its a ghost-."What the hell?! Your totally stealing our job you theifs" she yelled at the police officers. The ghost started to spin all their cars on the freeway. Watching them all fall out and fly to the ground I giggled a little. 'They look like a bunch of pigeons'. It only became a problem when their cars camw falling from the sky like rain. Some of the pieces even hitting the Windowsheild. "AAH" we all screamed.

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"Ahh like the fast lane, just makes you finish quicker""That means you're dead""Wait! Chill the fuck out, I gotta get my panties first""Hurry up I wanna kill him and eat". As Panty reached down for her 'panties' we realized he was gone. As he, we meant the head.

He crawled into traffic and stuck himself inside the truck. "That's not good" we all said at the same time. "You do realize this is all your fault right?""Im aware thanks, that doesn't mean you can destroy my panties though""What is that your only pair?" I asked." It's time for payback you scumbag pigs, which im saying, BECAUSE YOU'RE COPS" He started screeching down the road running over officers. Panty started running him down with a gun"Hey fat ass! I have an idea, why don't you let me help you lightning your load". She somehow got onto the roof of the truck and started shooting him fron the top. The ghost started whining has she shot the engine tank. She suddenly atopped and started complaining about the smell of gunpowder.

 �� Soon enough he was split in half, thrown into a nearby train station. "Rad bow lets go colllect the coins and get out of here""Did you ruin my pantys?! They're expensive as hell, you owe me a new pair if you did""Hey we killed the damn ghost! The bell should be ringing, thats how it works""Totally freaky". We heard a train sound come from behind us. It was the dude in an even bigger trian." Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME" I screamed. I am so tired, I wanted to sleep so bad." Round 3,seriously!""Now we're talking, I could keep going buddy, ask around!"

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[didsomeonesaybuffet]

lol I also love pigeons, they’re funny lil guys

So I forgot the login for my original tumblr (I honestly don’t think I used to reblog anything, didn’t really know what I was doing, and I didn’t have it for long. I think I got back in at some point but who knows, not me) and I really wanted to go on tumblr as one often does when they’re anxious in the back of the car. So I made a new account, and I just really like buffets. My original pfp was Alyssa Edwards from Drag Race when she’s reacting to someone saying she has back rolls so it looked like she was asking ‘did someone say buffet?’ and that was funny to me. I’m attached to it now, and the mention of a buffet will always turn my head so it’s still an integral part of my personal brand.

ANYWAY lots of the moots have Destiel/spn related names but if you see this and you wanna take part PLEASE go ahead, I always wanna know, I just don’t want to be annoying asking what your Destiel name means on the Destiel website innit. So I’m tagging @inneskeeper @aturnoftheearth and @draculagerard (whose url is most likely about a certain frontman, but I’m interested nonetheless)

Can you tell I’m too sleepy to focus on work today btw?

Okay if you’re not tagged tell me anyway love u xxx

what made u guys pick ur url's !

[mylittlesecrethaven]

My First Day In Boston

It's been a minute since my trip, but let's see how much I remember.

I recently went on a class trip to Boston. (freaking love college sometimes)

And it was.... something?

I mean, I got sick on the 2nd flight to get there, but I hadn't eaten anything, so the poor woman next to me had to deal with me dry-hurling the entire time we landed. (which took way too long imo)

Then I was nauseous the entire day, which sucked.

(btw, for this next part, keep in mind I come from a very southern college who's name I will not be sharing, but still. Very conservative)

There were tons of Progress Pride Flags and Intersex Progress Pride Flags, which I loved, but my classmates and teachers/professors/whatever didn't. (i actually had to tell them what these flags meant cause they've only seem the og pride flag)

Hmmm.... what else....

Everyone in Boston wears white clothing or super expensive looking clothing, and their malls have almost no places for jeans.

People also bring their dogs to a lot of places. Like.... everywhere. It's kinda cool, but also strange cause you can't really do that in Texas.

The roads are also impossible to understand. Intersections are all over the place. I'm surprised we didn't get in any car accidents.

But the roads themselves are great. They're well maintained and there's no potholes or anything like that. Wish Texas had that, but whatever.

I also got to see pigeons. Pigeons. I never get to see pigeons unless it's in a movie or something. I wanted to grab one and either make it my pet or eat it and see how it tastes.

(ngl, I got really hungry on the first day and almost chased a squirrel down so I could eat it, I was fucking starving)

[beaversatemygrandma]

I want to share what has to be the funniest scene from my story. It’s something from an early chapter and doesn’t involve enough to give the whole story or require much of the story itself to understand. So, have it. Quick intro to the point in the plot: They’re hunting an oligarch. That’s all you really need to know.

I call it the Birdwatching Stakeout. Click the read more. You know you’re curious. ;)

The day was so dry and hot. The car’s air conditioning could hardly keep up with the sunlight bearing down on it. Pete and Ayla were right back in the same spot on the street from the week before in front of Skylights Company building.

“I swear to god, if you put the AC down to sixty-eight again when we get home…” Ayla grumbled as Pete reached for the air conditioning on the dashboard again.

He leaned back before turning it cooler yet again. “I miss the cold already. This is excruciating,” he said.

“You know you’ll get used to it.”

“I wasn’t used to it when I lived here and I’m still not now,” he laughed. “I want snow.”

“It’s May.”

“That hasn’t stopped it before.”

“Okay, I’ll admit I miss that too. I haven’t seen it since I left New York… And that’s been, what? Thirteen years now?”

“Maybe I do want to eventually get back into Canada. Out in Virginia is okay, but it’s not that.”

Ayla sighed, shaking her head, “Maybe one day you will. But please stop freezing me out at night.”

“What about now?”

“Now is fine, but don’t kill the car battery. I don’t want to ask somebody for a jump out here.”

“I can do that.”

They fell into another silence. Pete reached for his energy drink in the cupholder beside him and watched the building’s gate closely. There was far less traffic than there was last weekend.

“I wonder if he’s even here today,” he said. “…I should go in there.”

Ayla abruptly reached over and laid her fingers over his wrist. “I think that’s the caffeine talking. Your heart rate is ridiculously fast. Don’t do something stupid.”

He leaned closer to the window, looking down the street. “There’s that ‘park’ next door that reaches past the building. I could go through there to get behind it and check around back for a potential entrance.”

“I just said not to do something stupid,” Ayla muttered.

He didn’t seem to hear her. “There’s got to be a second-floor window that’s unlocked. Maybe it’s calm enough in there that I could slip in unnoticed. Then I can find out if Walford is even here today. Maybe even find my way to the top floor,” he pondered, looking over the building. “That or find the parking lot and see if there’s some high value car sitting out there. I doubt any of his workers could afford something nice. There’s no way he’s paying them well with how much he’s got. Maybe the old bastard has a Rolls Royce or something. That would be obvious.”

Ayla silently stared at him. “Are you done now?”

He questioningly glanced back at her.

“You should go out there and search around but don’t go inside. You’re just asking to get into trouble,” she said critically. “Searching the parking lot could be a good idea. But who knows if he’s one of those rich guys with a regular economy car? Some of them are like that.”

“Fair point…” he breathed out.

Pete then reached behind him and pulled a backpack from the backseat. He started going through it, pulling out various things.

“Alright, I’m going to bring the IR camera, a regular one, and…” he trailed off, pulling the IR camera from the bag. “…Though there’s likely cameras in there… Hmm.”

Ayla leaned over and opened the center console. “I don’t want to go through the hassle of figuring out how to dye hair that’s as dark as yours,” she said, pulling out a beanie from the stacks of junk she had already accumulated in there. She held it out to him and as soon as he took it, she pulled a hair tie off from around her wrist, handing it to him as well.

“…Oh,” he breathed out, looking to the hair tie.

“It’s long enough to do that now.”

“No way,” he said, just wanting to prove her wrong. He pushed the bag off his lap and down in front of his feet. He put the hair tie on his wrist and began a long struggle of gathering his hair up.

“Don’t forget the back too,” she pointed out.

He sighed, finally getting it together. Once it was up, it was obviously tight and barely long enough to stay held. He flicked down the visor for the mirror for a brief second. “I hate this. This is going to give me such a fucking headache,” he said, flipping it back up.

“Yeah, you’ll be fine,” Ayla said, motioning to the beanie as well.

He put that on as well. The hair was out of the question for an identifier. That paired with a high-collared button up hid the tattoo on his collarbone and the usual odd contouring Ayla had done, he wasn’t the same person visually.

“Okay, if I get caught near around the back of the building, I’m going with the ‘confused birdwatcher’ for this one,” he said, grabbing the cameras again. “And you should pull around the corner to the front of the park. Not near the entrance though. Don’t want to be suspicious.”

“Oh, yeah, of course. I swear I’ve got the same damn security guard from last weekend eying the car,” Ayla said.

“He can’t do shit unless you’re on the property. It’s fine. But I’m more worried about what’s out back,” he said, closing the bag again.

“…Hold on, ‘confused birdwatcher’?” she asked as he reached for the door handle.

He stopped and looked back to her to quickly explain, “Okay, back in Montana, I was at that national park after hours again and got stopped by a park ranger. He of course was there to kick me out for being there and I didn’t want to be brought home by the police again for sneaking out again. So, I ended up coming up with this really enthusiastic lie about how I was trying to find a certain bird that only appeared during those hours. The guy tried to give me advice about it and let me off with a warning about how he saw a bear around. Then I, of course, ended up still meeting up with Logan on the trails.”

“…I both envy and worry about your childhood,” Ayla said after a moment.

He nodded slightly, unsure how to respond. He grabbed the camera and said, “This is what sells it.”

She furrowed her brows. “Why did you have a camera when you were sneaking out to meet your boyfriend?”

“It wasn’t anything bad, I swear,” he said quickly. “We found a ravine off the path, and it looked fucking amazing at night. It was a full moon; the lighting was great. That was why.”

She doubtfully tilted her head towards him. “Okay… Sounds cool, I guess… Uh, go find the parking lot.”

He nodded and quickly got out of the car. As soon as he shut the door, Ayla was already preparing to pull into the street to go around the corner.

Pete headed down the street, towards the park entrance, carefully looking around for further security and cameras. The only camera should be set in the large tree towards the center of the garden. Everywhere but the entrance should be invisible to it. The cameras on the opposite side of the fence in the back were the ones to worry about.

He kept his hand on the camera, only now noticing just how much he was involuntarily shaking. Maybe today was the one day where so much caffeine wasn’t a good idea. It’s been so long since he had gotten proper rest that he had forgotten how caffeine affected him.

He walked around the small garden path into the back where he could visibly see the cameras mounted on the wall outside the building. There was no way around those. He was going to be seen no matter what he could do.

Birdwatcher. It’s perfect. This is a park. There’s got to be a bird around here. He thought, looking over the park, seeing if there were any around.

There weren’t.

This is a shitty excuse for a park. It has only one tree. He then noticed a pigeon on the opposite side of the fence. I would prefer the courtyard to this too, bud. He had to stifle a laugh about how ironic this was for his excuse as he carefully stepped over the flowers to press against the fence.

He peered over the top, keeping an eye on the bird and the cameras just above it. The courtyard was empty. This was perfect timing. Pete reached up and pulled himself over the fence in one quick motion.

As he started across the courtyard, he looked back at the pigeon. It only looked back at him. This was a bird that was very used to people around. He squatted down barely a foot away from the bird and it stayed in place.

I wish I had something to give him. Bread maybe. He thought, laying the camera on the ground, and taking a picture of it just to help his case of being the ‘birdwatcher’. It was just a pigeon and if anybody knew anything about birds, this might not work. The picture came out super well. The bird was looking right at the camera as if it had been posing.

“Yeah, I’m calling you Jacques. You’re cute as all hell, bud,” he whispered, barely reaching out towards the bird. It was then that it finally hopped away from him.

He stood back up, knowing that he couldn’t let Jacques distract him. Even if he knew that if he reached fast enough, he could easily catch it. But then what? He has a pigeon. No matter how badly he wants to do that, now is not the time.

“Alright, bud, where’s the parking lot?” he asked quietly, glancing back to the bird.

To his surprise, Jacques flapped up to a nearby picnic table, looking back to him. He followed the bird as it hopped from table to table and up onto the canopy covering the courtyard. The bird seemed to be pointing towards the back of the building.

Behind the building, there was a short private road leading from the opposite side. A line of hazard markers lined the edge of the courtyard and led into a parking garage tunnelling below the building.

There’s no way that bird just pointed me where to go. Pete thought, looking back to the pigeon. It was still on the top of the canopy, looking towards the private road to the parking lot. Pete then spotted a brightly colored food truck parked in the street just on the other side. Oh. Jacques wants food. Can’t blame him. A taco truck right there is tempting… Okay, focus. Where’s the security back here?

Pete looked around carefully for any cameras that weren’t accounted for. There was one right at the entrance of the garage and one by the gate at the end of the road. Both looked to be the larger cameras like on the sides of the building and at the secret factory in the next town over.

He took a breath before heading into the garage, ducking down near the wall to avoid the camera. The garage went further into the ground than expected. It was starkly dark, and cars were lined up in an organized manner. It was so organized that it could be necessary to get around any valets working.

There were bright lights towards the back. That spot should be avoided. He continued down the lines, looking over everything inside. There were mostly cheap cars in there, assumably all employees.

It wasn’t until he got to the second floor lower, that he saw something that could be a higher-class worker. He crouched behind an expensive electric car and took a quick picture of the license plate and what it was. This way, he might be able to confirm the owner. It’s possible this might be the car they’ll have to follow later. Upon further investigation, there were three other cars of this type. He took note of every license plate number and model.

Abruptly, the lights on the bottom floor turned on. Pete ducked between the cars and knelt in front of one, just behind the tire. This was as invisible as he could get.

“I can’t believe that old bastard took a damn taxi last night. And he has the balls to call in and order me to drive his damn car home today! He was the one drinking on the clock!” a gruff voice sounded from the other side of the floor.

“He’s the boss. We gotta listen to the boss man,” another said.

“What’s stopping him from doing this himself? Had he just lost himself in his privilege?” the first asked. He then softened his voice in a mocking tone, “Like, ‘Oh, my driver can handle this. No, he won’t get any extra pay or bonus from taking time out of his workday to help me. I own this man.’ Fuck him.”

“I get it. I know. It’s fucking annoying, but it is our job.”

“This isn’t part of the job description. I’m here to park for the employees and keep their cars safe down here, not run errands for this asshole.”

I hope they’re talking about Walford. Pete thought, slowly creeping towards one of the less extravagant cars to hide.

The two men stepped up to the last car he had taken information from, barely five feet away from him. He slid behind the tire of car just beside them as they continued to argue about their plans on getting back. They eventually landed on one of them driving their personal car to follow so they could get back to work.

Pete stayed put, silently listening to every move. He couldn’t make any movements until the lights were off again. It didn’t take much longer for the two valets to drive the car out and the lights to shut off behind them. He pulled out the camera and looked over the pictures, making a mental note of which one it was. Now to get out of here.

Pete slowly made his way out the same way he got in. He made sure to hang back from the exit as he carefully watched the valet get his personal car to follow their boss’s. He ducked back behind another car and waited a few minutes for them to be gone.

Once they were, he came back out and headed for the exit. He dodged the garage camera again and headed back to the courtyard. Jacques was still there, sitting on a picnic table. It looked to him and cooed, flying back up to the canopy, looking towards the nearby taco truck.

Sorry, bud, I’m broke. I’d buy you some chips if I could. He thought, looking to the pigeon disappointedly.

“Hey, you! The courtyard is closed to tours today!” A yell came from across the courtyard.

…Oh fuck. Think of something. Pete turned to the voice and called back, “Sorry, I was out at that park looking for birds! One ended up coming over here and I followed it. I’ll leave!”

“Birds? There’s nothing but pigeons out here!” the guard yelled back, still approaching him quickly.

“Pigeons?” Pete gasped, acting offended. “You can’t tell the difference between a common pigeon and a gorgeous Jacques’s Dove?”

The guard stopped barely five feet away from him. He looked up to the pigeon on the canopy. “…I don’t know enough about birds to say, but I’m pretty sure that’s a pigeon, man,” he said, looking to him questioningly.

Pete scoffed; he was having fun with it at this point. “That’s no pigeon. You can tell he’s a Jacques’s Dove by his blue beak and pinkish plumage! That thin neck just further points to being a dove! Besides, I have no idea why such a rare bird would be out here. The forums online made it seem like this was a real park where they could be seen, not some tiny ass garden! I can’t blame the bird for going elsewhere. That’s a shit excuse for a park.”

The guard was visibly confused. “…That—That’s a fat dove… Uh… Yeah… The park sucks…” he took a step back, glancing over at the small park over the fence. “Well, you saw the dove, right? So, can you… can you go now?”

Pete raised up his hands and nodded. “Yeah, yeah, I got my pics. I was already on my way out. Sorry for causing trouble.”

“Yeah, no problem. Just… Don’t do it again. Stay in the park,” the guard said.

He stayed in place, watching Pete carefully as he headed out towards the street. There was no point in climbing the fence again when there’s a guard already closely watching. He headed around the corner and started down the street towards where Ayla had parked in front of the park.

He got into the car as soon as he found it. He pointed forward, telling her to get moving. She immediately did.

“So, there’s two valets heading towards Walford’s house right now to bring him his car. I got the license plate number and I think they shouldn’t be too far from here,” he said. “Thought I did get held up a little by a guard.”

“How’d you get away from that one so easily?” she asked.

“I made him to think a pigeon was a rare dove,” he chuckled. He pulled up the recent photos on the camera and showed her the picture of the pigeon in question. “This is Jacques. He’s a pigeon.”

She glanced at the picture and laughed. “I can’t believe that worked.”

[bluetorchsky]

Alright live thoughts for the direct #blue thoughts. Very long so I threw it under the read more

pokemon DLC looking really cool actually! The new three pokemon look cute too, including the one with the teal mask. Now wave 2...Indigo Disk, right. Character designs look cool. Especially the new outfits for the MCs. Interesting hubs! The new "legendary" pokemons look nice too. I dont have the game but I hope the ones who do have it will enjoy it.

Sonic game looks nice and slick! Hm...Palia? It looks cute but not my thing. Something about the avatars and stuff doesn't sit with me

Persona 5 Tactica? I love watching people play the game, but it's not my thing. It does look similar to Mario and Rabbids game, and I guess Fire Emblems games, but it does look cute.

MYTHFORCE? I almost spit my water out. It looks so fucking corny but that's just fucking cute. Oh? It's a roguelike game? They said each run, so that's what I'm thinking.

HELL YEAH SPLATFEST...Another sweet one? What?...FLAVOR OF ICE CREAM? NO CHOCOLATE? EXCUSE ME? THIS IS ANARCHY. Vanilla? Strawberry? MINT CHIP? NOOOO! Aight more challenges are coming but MAN. That splatfest theme is a bummer

More pokemon...? Detective PIKACHU?! HOLY SHIT oh...OH NO NOT THAT VOICE....I...hmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMM....ehhh...

OHHHHH MARIO ...Uh...SUPER MARIO RPG HOLY SHIT...REMASTER??????HOLY FUCK IM GETTING THIS...MAYBE IF MY WALLET ALLOWS IT I've ALWAYS wanted to try this one! IT LOOKS SO GODDAMN CUTE AND AMAZING

WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN MAN?....AAAAAAAAHHHHHH PEACH GETTING HER OWN GAME AGAIN!!!!! OH COME ON! OHHHH MORE LUIGI'S MANSION REMASTER HELL YEAH

Ah more headlines...batman stuff, aight...OH! It's mostly the main games coming to switch. Aight...Gloomhaven? Eh, not my thing...Just Dance? Goddamn this series does not die. But I gotta give them credit for that..Oh cool, we get seven Links /j Silent Hope looks cute for a roguelike. It feels a little cluttered for me, but it's still cute looking...

Alright switch games...Fae farms? Hmm...maybe? It's cute looking. OH HOT WHEELS! Not my thing but still looks cool...Manic Mechanics?....Feels like Overcooked for cars lol...OH! The second dlc for the second Rabbids and Mario game!...wha....Oh it's...like that Hero guy? Uh...pokemon-like game?...ohhh that's what it is....Dragon Quest that's the series! It's...It's alright I guess. Not my thing as usual.

PIKMIN! PIKMIN 4! LET'S GOOOOOO! I'd love to try this out too! Oatchi is so adorable!...Underground stuff? DAMN!...That man does not look good I swear. Dandori Battle? OHHH goddamn! Conflict! NIGHT EXPEDITIONS!...OHHHHH FRENZIED ENEMIES! The music is so creepy I LOVE IT! My question though is if there is still a like a day limit on how long you need get the ship running, but DAMN....OHHHHH! Pikmin 1 and Pikmin 2 coming today! The remasters! Demo for Pikmin 4 will be out on the 28th!

More headlines, I feel like no Splatoon DLC news...Oh Metal Gerar Solid collection!...Castlevania? Oh, Vampire survivors. Aight. It looks interesting but seems anxiety inducing haha...Pigeons...? Okay...Rhytm Battle royale as a pigeons? ...Okay this is really weird haha...If it's free I'll try it out...Penny's Big Breakaway? OH! A YAYO WEAPON! The team behind Sonic Mania? HOLY SHIT! This is cute not sure if I'll get it yet...WAVE 5 FOR MARIO KART HERE WE GO...A NEW COURSE HOLY SHIT! That's pretty cute, haha...PETEY PIRANHA AND WIGGLER?! AND KAMEK? GODDAMN HELL YEAH!!! SUMMER HERE WE GO! What other tracks will return though?...Star Ocean remaster, eh...WARIO WARE GAME? HELL YEAH I gotta fix my joycons I swear haha...

Haha! That was cute of him to do. Ohh more stuff?...Ah a live event in Seattle...TEARS OF KINGDOM WHAT'S THE NEWS COME ON...Oh just a thanks...ZELDA AND GANON AMIIBO IN HOLIDAY 2023

Last announcement...uh....OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS...THIS STYLE IS SO CUTE....OH....WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS....this is a new mario game btw BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS....HOLY SHIT......SUPER MARIO BROS WONDER?....OKAY!DAISY PLAYABLE HELL YEAH...koopalings pls as bosses....ELEPHANT MARIO WTF...the talking flowers are so cute though haha...

Aw man...no surprise stuff, goddamnit. No Side Order....BUT DAMN, that was cool! So definitely want to get Super Mario RPG Remaster, whatever that new Peach game is, Fae farms is a cute farm simulator game, might get, DEFINITELY PIKMIN 4 AND SUPER MARIO BROS WONDER, and the WarioWare game too! If that pigeon rhythm game is free, I;'ll try it out. AND DEFINITELY GETTING ZELDA AND GANON AMIIBOS. WAVE 5 FOR MARIO KART CANT COME SOONER I TELL YA.

That's all, haha

FUCKING NINTENDO DIRECT DAY!!!!!! IN AN HOUR!!!!

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

[nonsensicaluniverse20]

Last night at around 11 pm - 1 am I watched @pixiecaps favorite movie, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. This movie fucked me up and made me feel weird. I liked it a little and the everything just makes me think so much

here are my thoughts and emotions during the film. Please don’t read if you don’t want spoilers and excuse my spelling. It was late and I was tired

I was enjoying their love and then he started crying in his car

This tech is so casually used it makes me wonder how it would be used in real life. We would jump at it so quickly. But heartbreak is what makes us human and produces human things. Art comes from heartbreak and experience

The shit is fucking surreal

Elijah wood is good at playing a weird character and Jim is good at an awkward character

Their relationship looked really good at the beginning but it seems tired and angry often. They want to love each other but also tear each other apart

They are going to pour something I know it

Patrick is too much for me. Pantie thief

That is horrifying no face uggjjjjhhhhh

Clementine is very insecure. She seems to get so angry when people can’t keep up. She fears and talks over

Not saying Joel is better. He doesn’t talk and shuts things down

They look like a good couple but they are like bundles of twisted wires, itching to snap.

These technicians do not give a fuck do they?

How do they get their jobs done at alllll

They had happy moments but the negative overwhelmed them :(

So surreal

Ohh patrick is a litttttle freaky thief

This memory scene is quite strange. I like her outfit tho

He’s off the map!

Pix are you sure this is not a horror movie? Their lack of faces are telling me otherwise

May i say i love the music and sound design

Also the transtions and weirdness! This feels like a new world but its the mind.

You think the snow was powdered sugar

I think mary also wants to fuck howard or she just really looks up to him

Howard seems like a well mannered man who cares

No offense but does any one really remember quotes like that well

Its too late for me fighting sleep for movie and hw

Oh she kissed him… so i was right! I’m great at predictions :)

Oop mary gets around huh

Howard! I had hope for you. Think about your wife and kids you nasty old wrinkly man

This is one disastrous night

Hehe he was caught and he’s in trouble

Im worried about Joel

Poor Mrs. Howard’s wife she has only been on screen for like 15 secs I feel for her. She is my favorite now maybe she just looks so worn down she hasn’t even spoken

She was here for one scene and she is just great. I wish she didn’t have to get hurt this way. And she just hits Stan, roasts her husband, and drives off! As she should, queen.

Poor mary she just felt old heartache. I do not like Howard at all. I hope pigeons eat his ass

Okay I get Clementine. At least she admits she’s fucked up. I wish they could have stayed happy

Everyone in this movie is fucked up tho hmmm

Fuck this procedure it’s dumb as fuck and hurts people

I despise ads let me watch my movie grrrrrr

One question was the beginning like the not going to work and talking on the train fake?

The spotlight on the face

I am not choking up with 17 mins left

Surreal beautiful heartbreaking scary. Human. That’s this film

“We’ll talk” but will they?

Oh oho oho is is the beginning after the wipe

It’s all coming together oh ho ho

Fuck patrick btw elijah wood did a greeat job

Why did i think it was a bite mark head in hands

Badass Mary chaotic but badass

Sure eharmony blah blah real love. Let me watch my movie

I am crying, i i blame you pix so much

Like i said before, this film is human. In a messy ugly way. In a surreal artistically beautiful way. It’s so real. We want to erase what hurt us but we end up coming back. We miss it because we loved it

[astargatelover]

Watching The da Vinci Code for the first time - A documentation

-  About to watch The da Vinci Code for the first time. It’s about 3AM. Back of the DVD says the movie’s almost 2h30 long. Will approximately be going to bed at about 6AM. I gotta be crazy.

- Back of the DVD also says (translated from German): In the middle of the night the (…) is (…) Langdon (TOM HANKS) in the (…) director was murdered. His (?) (…) that of the Vitruvian Man (…) is the first horrible clue (…) and symbols. At the risk of his life (something something) Langdon – and from then on it’s a normal description, it’s just that that part is obscured by the library stamp. So I can confidently say I totally know what’s going on in this movie! *serious nod*

- Third highlight of the back of the DVD: Ian McKellen, grumpy-looking monk dude and a guy looking like Palpatine. And the Louvre.

- Also in the movie: Some German I don’t know (but yay!) and Paul Bettany. He’s cool; I really liked him in A Knight’s Tale.

- Let’s get this show on the road!

- …gotta update my media player. One sec!

- There we go. …where’s the always-on-top button? Ah, found it! Light’s off in my room; cinema time.

- Music’s already nice in the menu.

- Audio: English. (More nice music.) Subtitles: (Hey, they have Turkish on offer!) Off.

- (They even have subtitles for the trailers. But no extras. Am miffed. What kind of bare-bones DVD is this?!)

- 20 minutes after the first “about” up there: Play movie.

- Fancy title cards.

- Dude running. He’s gonna die; I know that much.

- Paul!

- *sigh*

- Oooooh, it’s Robert. That’s a lot of applause.

- (Btw, in case you didn’t know: I have watched Angels & Demons because I love Ernesto Olivetti a crazy amount.)

- I like Robert. Awesome presentation.

- Also like Tom Hanks. He’s great.

- Accents, y’all.

- Latin? Latin. Italian? No, definitely Latin.

- Ouch. Self-flagellation. Ooooooouch. Some religious people are crazy.

- Dude, you can barely stand. I’m a sadist and I don’t want you doing that to you.

- We’re only 10 minutes in, my goodness.

- Claustrophobia! I relate to that.

- Just let the dude take the stairs.

- Wow.

- Priests.

- Have I mentioned I’m not a big fan of catholics? Nothing personal.

- Also: Autistic Langdon, symbology special interest.

- French.

- Sophie! Heard of her.

- Strange happenings.

- Oooooooooh.

- French lady. I don’t speak French.

- *window jump scare*

- We don’t trust the police guy.

- Conspiracies!

- Fuck.

- “Once he starts, he doesn’t stop.” He’s like Javert.

- Climb out the window?

- More French.

- Oooooooh! They’re so tricking them, aren’t they? They’re not dumb.

- Bye bye!

- I’m sorry for Sophie.

- (I saw that part where her grandfather got shot years ago.)

- Here we go with the anagrams.

- Eidetic memory (pretty much) - firms up my autism headcanon.

- Can you even get that close to the Mona Lisa irl?

- Tom Hanks has a really nice nose. xD

- Langdon’s so good with anagrams.

- It’s like a scavenger hunt.

- Ooh, Musketeer symbol.

- Chase music!

- Flashback with crazy meetings.

- A smart! I get to bop someone now.

- Ooh, Les Mis.

- Backwards! That’s impressive.

- She’s so gonna make it.

- She made it!

- Bye bye, mirror.

- Paul’s looking angry.

- Someone got stabbed. I sense guilt.

- More dead people.

- Holy water.

- A nun.

- A rose line.

- Is he gonna kill her? She seems nervous.

- MORE FRENCH.

- Red light zone.

- (It’s raining outside. Kinda sets the mood.)

- You stay away from that dude, nun.

- Saving a junkie?

- (Sophie’s a really nice name, btw.)

- He rambles when he gets the chance so much. Really reminds me of special interests. (And in case anyone takes issue with that, I should know. I’m autistic. I have them.)

- My parents just watched Knightfall. Now I know some about the templars’ fall.

- Sophie didn’t know they were supposed to protect the Holy Grail? Really? Huh.

- Moooooore French.

- Please don’t die, nun.

- That’s some scar under his eye.

- Those look like some anger issues.

- It’s the grumpy-looking monk dude.

- Seriously, I understand more Latin than French.

-  “Blood is being spilled” as he’s spilling wine, that’s great.

- Freeeeeeeeeench.

- “I don’t think he liked me very much. He once made a joke at my expense.” I relate to this guy so hard on the autism level.

- It’s the German dude.

- That’s some system they’ve got at that bank.

- You call that a rose?

- I’m with Langdon here. Safe passage?

- Aww, poor guy. I’ve got claustrophobia, too, and I haven’t even got a traumatizing event behind me. (I read that somewhere.)

- I like the driver.

- A lot. Nice one with the watch.

- Langdon, you look sick. Please don’t die, y’all.

- JESUS CHRIST.

- Poor Sophie. </3 Woah.

- How tf did that truck get there?

- That bullet. Smaaart move. *thumbs up*

- Ouch.

- Bye bye again.

- Do I like the police captain? I don’t know.

- The tea convo. xD

- Is Langdon like this in the books? I hope he is.

- How old is Sophie? *googles Audrey Tatou* (Ooh, Amélie!) *checks when movie was made* ‘bout 30.

- Yaaaaaas, Ian.

- Also please don’t die.

- (Both my faves in Angels & Demons die. I’m vorbelastet and can’t find a good English word for that.)

- Jesus was cool.

- Those helmets. Feathers!

- “Not even his nephew twice removed.” xDDD

- Is that paisley? *googles* It is. Nice!

- Just in case you’re wondering, I am typing this as I watch the movie. I’m not saying I’m not missing anything, but I like multitasking.

- *googles The last Supper* Wow, no cup.

- Genital symbols.

- Wombs open towards the ground, though. People with them aren’t constantly doing handstands.

- Have I mentioned one of my favorite movies is Dogma, which postulates that Jesus had siblings? I’m liking this conversation.

- “Companion meant spouse.” My gay ass likes this.

- If that is Mary Magdalene, though, which apostle is missing? Been wondering this for years.

- Scions. I like this.

- I’m all for sex positivity.

- Your time’s kinda running out, guys.

- Almost halfway through, now.

- Do you seriously believe they’re murderers?

- Why do you wear your police thingies like a blind man’s band?

- Was overall expecting a bit more running in this movie, I guess.

- Poor Sophie. This is a lot to take in.

- Beating someone up with crutches! Yas!

- Like, ouch.

- Do you happen to have a secret passage under your house? Would come in real handy.

- Oh, Zürich! Man, accents. Barely understood that.

- Frehehench.

- In my personal experience claustrophobic people aren’t generally fans of planes. That might just be me, though.

- Still don’t know Paul’s character’s name.

- We are leaving the country.

- That haircut. On the dude with the grumpy-looking monk.

- Does Jesus having a family beside his parents somehow make him less holy? *shrug*

- FRENCH.

- Police brutality?

- “Please”? Seriously? I understood that much and you’re a dick.

- This is, like, some Order of the White Lotus stuff.

- You need a mirror? You can’t read it otherwise? Huh. Well, I guess it’s just easier.

- I really like Lee.

- How many more ways can I angrily write French? (I don’t have anything against the language per se. I just don’t understand what they’re saying and that irks me. There aren’t even subtitles for that. I feel like there are supposed to be subtitles.)

- (It is nice, however, that they’re sticking to the languages they’d actually be speaking. I wonder if it’s all German in German.)

- Yo, police. Be more subtle. You could have laid a trap.

- “You can start with him.” Hm! xD

- “I could run them over.” !! Man, this is great.

- This is like a fucking magic trick.

- You know what, I wanna watch that again.

- The DVD did not like that, so now I get to look at the “pick scene�� menu. At least there’s more nice music.

- Just out of curiosity… *checks* There are 24 chapters and I’m at the 16th.

- I can understand more French when I concentrate on it, but I’ve been too annoyed about it so far.

- Never had French at school, btw. But have a bit of a talent for languages. When it comes to those I can sometimes cobble meaning together from context and existing knowledge.

- “The French cannot be trusted”, sounds so ominous.

- As a fan of Angels & Demons, I am very interested in what the Vatican has to say about all this.

- Told ya we don’t like planes.

- Naww, Sophie. Arm pat, yas.

- How do you accidentally fall into a well feet first? Hmm…

- Saved by pigeons, wow.

- Paul’s eyes are super blue.

- Is he gonna get killed?

- What an old-ass phone.

- I’m worried about that newspaper.

- How they’re keeping the identity of the teacher secret is A+, shooting-wise.

- “Your identity shall go with me to the grave.” Did he know he was gonna die?

- Nice one!

- Is the second movie this long? *checks* Not quite.

- Seriously. Unnaturally blue eyes.

- Shoot-out.

- I can kinda see where Lee’s coming from. Don’t agree with the method, but…

- Did a shoulder-shot really kill him?

- See? Nope.

- I think I do kinda like the police captain.

- Have I mentioned my attraction to side characters?

- Oh, that tiny wound on her neck. I like the attention to detail.

- And those stained glass windows! Pretty.

- His mind! Wow.

- I wanna see this scene without music and special effects, though, to see what Sophie and Lee see. Must be pretty weird. xD

- Dramatic musiiiiic.

- Police captain coming through! Yas.

- Robert’s like “What is happening?”

- Man, those poor policemen with the screaming dude in the back of the car.

- Can’t resist a challenge, can you?

- It’s hecking dark behind that doorway.

- Can they get away with getting rid of all the villains half an hour before the movie’s over?

- Now she’s all Ghost Whisperer-like.

- I like the way it sounds when she calls him Robert.

- (Doing some more googling. Ah, it’s Leigh. I see.)

- Who are these guys? Something bad’s happening.

- Flashbacks and MORE FRENCH.

- Wonder if Robert and Sophie use the formal you in German. It wouldn’t fit.

- Sophie’s world is kinda falling apart.

- (She’s like Bethany in Dogma. Don’t know if anyone here even knows Dogma, but I love it.)

- Family reunion! Who put those onions here?

- See? Robert and I agree. Why should a family make Jesus less holy?

- I really like this friendship. I hope they’ll meet again.

- Checking if she can walk on water. xD

- Hey, it’s the Eiffel tower! And it’s playing light house.

- Blood.

- What? What is it?

- Wow.

- This music is real nice.

- 7 minutes of credits.

- Again, though: The music is nice.

[bigeloo]

2019/12/14

So basically Germans, (and maybe Russians) occupied most of Europe and I'm (as a relatively small child) has been sent out into this camp (?), Separated from my family. 

I remember giving my coat to the clothes changing station ladies and one of them fucked up and got severely punished. Then I remember trying to escape in the gym (I got caught) and then when I lost all hope, I went outside and noticed some kids that were also sent here and they were actually going to escape. (All of them were Lithuanian and from the same city btw)

So I asked the leader where are we and they said "10 60" and then I boarded a train to which we traveled back to Klaipėda (or a city similar to Klaipėda where I lived in)

When we arrive to Lithuania, we say our goodbyes and then I go in search of my family.

So first, I go trough this park and I did something that was against the rules (but I wasn't aware of it) so I got called on these 2 Russian patrol police dudes, and I hide in this flower carriage. Then this other Russian dude find me and first asks me some questions in russian and when he notices that I struggle to answer due to poor Russian, started speaking Lithuanian. At first, I didn't trust him but I eventually opened up to my situation and he was understandable and let me go.

Then I come across this old abandoned pigeon house where an old Russian man lived. At first I was kinda feeling that he was creepy, but he explained what has happened, why people are separated and so on. Also he had 2 daughters and 2 cats (a Bengal and this ginger Siamese with lots of white), said something about the difficulty living here and how, despite his 2 cats and daughters, was lonely. I continued on.

Then night fell. So I got into this dude's apartment (which was like my grandma's old apartment) and he was also Russian and understanding. He actually knew my brother, so he called upon him and lo and behold, about an hour later, him and his s/o were there. I was so happy. But I still needed to find mom and dad.

The next day was pretty hot. I noticed that a lot of buildings had this cut out of a superhero with a message "why resist/fight?" With a white circle on the center of the chest. Then I actually found one of the original kid crew, hiding in an apartment, also searching for their family. We had small talk and then I continued.

I came across my brother and his s/o and they seemed like they were in the same kind of camp as me and I tried freeing my brother, but he got caught and he got into trouble, meanwhile I wasn't recognized and got away scot-free.

I came across what seemed like an outside stage and a concert. Then I noticed my mom! She was running off into a small downtown Street and then I started chasing after her. I came across then an open plaza, next to the sea, with some sort of pub at one of the corner. Then my dad actually noticed me. My mom said "sorry, I had to speed up to report a car crash that involved me, but what are you doing here?". I explained, parents understood. Still they said it was reckless and when night fell, we actually went home! Bigly was here (even though he looked more like Delly was shrunk down to Bigly's size and proportions), he barked happily seeing me, parents said something about spending way too much money on a clone of bigly, but still being happy. 

[divinepassionflower]

Night rider

So I need to write this down for posterity's sake, and so I can pull it up later to laugh my ass off at. Here goes:

We're playing an Aberrant game, (Vampire the Masquerade, but for Superheroes) and we're still learning what we can do with our powers. One of our group says he has a great idea and wants to take us outside to show us.

Al: I'm gonna try something and I want you guys to watch!

(Our biochem grad student who pays for school by slinging designer drugs): Do I wanna be high for this?

Al: oh yeah!

So he pops a tab, I'm still figuring out who I am as this character, so f it, I will too. They're the 4 hour variety. Oops. Ah well, outside we all go.

Q, our 4th guy takes a 1 hour tab. These are psychedelic, btw. We about to trip BALLS.

So we go outside and watch as our buddy Al tries to turn himself into a Ferrari.

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The first attempt gives him a car shape, but still fleshy. We're not even tripping yet, but it feels like we could be. Why bother taking drugs when your friend melts into a car without them?

The second roll goes better. He's looking more like Thomas the Train, but shaped like a Ferrari. His face is still stretched awkwardly across the hood and we're laughing at the absolute horror of what is before our eyes, because if we don't laugh we might cry, or maybe those tears are from laughing to hard, idk at this point.

His face finally sinks into the hood like quicksand and he has successfully converted his physical form to mimic a Ferrari. So he pops open a door and asks us to jump in.

For science! I get in the car/my friend and let me tell you, as a female player getting inside a car that is actually a male player's male character there is innuendo aplenty. What part of him am I touching? What does it feel like to him? Am I really going to drive him...wild?

Hell no, I'm sitting in the passenger seat, I don't want to work the stick shift on this thing, if you get my drift. He insists on BUCKLING ME IN and I'm freaking out a bit (remember my character is starting to trip balls) because I don't know what part of him is touching me and Holy Shit what if I get in an accident what's going to happen what do I tell my therapist do I tell her I got inside somebody and it was all squishy WHAT IF I'M TRAUMATIZED FOR LIFE BY THIS WHAT USE ARE SUPER POWERS GOING TO BE TO ME THEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

By the time I bring up 'what do if I have to have therapy for this? What will I say to my therapist?' My fellow players are in hysterics and my Storyteller has his head down on the table while he tries not to die laughing and maybe sober up enough to continue narrating for us.

Al, as a Ferrari with his voice coming across the dash as rainbow speaker bars, takes me for a ride (ha ha) and he's really getting into it, zipping through traffic running the occasional light... and attracting the attention of the cops and your friendly neighborhood Spiderman. So Al feels something land on the roof, but I'm already tripping balls, so I can't reliably tell him who or what it is and there's cops chasing us.

So he pulls into an alley, giggles as someone grabs at the door handle and opens it to see Spiderman as Miles Moralez who is surprised to find me getting out of the passenger side, doesn't realize what is going on, thinks I have a talking car in addition to bioluminescence (I GLOW bitches!) thinks Al must be some sort of Transformer, which I guess he kind of is...

And being the kind fellow he is, plays along with our charade as he attempts to wrestle control away from the 'driver' as the car speeds off. Leaving me there. And while most of the cops speed off after the two of them, one sticks around to ask me questions. I'm not sure if I was less than believable or they had some inkling that I was HIGH but instead of letting me call an Uber they take me down to the station to take a statement.

I weigh the pros and cons of using my powers, but decide that in my psychedelic brain that playing along is the best course of action. I give them a description that vaguely matches Al, tell them his name is Alex and he wears a 3 piece suit, and how the hell should I remember his last name, we just met! By the time I'm out of jail and in my Uber I am peaking and see Al, in his normal human form sitting next to me. For the record HE'S NOT REALLY THERE, BUT MY STORYTELLER LETS HIM PLAY HIS DELUSION.

Al: oh come on, it wasn't that bad.

Me: I'm not talking to you.

Al: what? Come on, don't be mad at me! Didn't I take you for a ride like I promised! It was awesome! And it wasn't even meaty and squishy!

The other player are adding their two cents as the voices of my delusions:

"It's like being born again when you stepped out of him!"

"Do you think the undercarriage is like the taint, just streeeetched?"

"Come on, now you get to say you've been inside him!"

It's awful. And hilarious. I'm giggling and groaning in horror in alternating waves. And there's two details I forgot to mention previously:

We've got comms, so my other two teammates have heard all of this

Al and Spiderman have been following behind this whole time after Al found a quiet place to shift from a Ferrari to a bird. I was unaware of this.

I get to the swank condo building that Q resides in and the door opens. It looks fleshy. The whole damn building looks fleshy. There are eyeballs instead of security cameras, and the doorman speaks with Al's voice. As I stand in the doorway debating to go inside what appears to be Al as a living building, a pigeon flaps down beside me and speaks with Al's voice.

"You gonna go in, bro, or what?"

"There's not allowed to be two of you, and I know this won't actually hurt you," and I kick the pigeon off of the stoop.

It's not a delusion.

That was actually Al.

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Whoops.

The doorman is watching me act like a crazy woman and when I ask for Q he gives him a call and gets permission to let me up. The elevator opens like the stomach's sphincter.

"Into the belly of the whale!" I declare as I march on in. Going up feels liquid like, as though I'm bile rising and about to be puked up. The hallway is the inside of a mouth, with a tongue for a carpet and teeth in place of doors.

"I'll punch a bitch's teeth out, I don't care!" I come to a tooth where Q's door should be and use my powers to part the molecules of the door so I can step through.

Everything on the other side is completely normal, with the exception of Al perched on the balcony as a pigeon, still. I get new drugs to sober me up, but man! What a wild ride!

[iamforevercaptured]

The Mime (s1 e13)

my day has literally been me trying to distract myself from the mess that is my body by using ml content. I am officially able to be vertical again but am taking it slow so I've got a protein smoothie and am gonna spend some time with my favorite superhero duo. Get something yummy and lets watch it together 😬

Am i the only one that wants to know where she was comming from? oh wait right this.

guys the pigeon. lol

so Mari obviously has anxiety ya?

awwww mylene is so proud! and how Mari plays along, so cute.

actors, am i right? so dramatic and competitive.

Mari “i have no chill” nette is back

*casually steals Alya’s phone* lol dude that's not ok.

ok guys, he's right around the corner, i don't get why he didn't just check around the corner real quick before taking his questionable castmate’s info as truth (...then again i maybe thats a me thing that I dont trust anyone...)

Tikki is like, dammit mari do i need remind you to have a conscious again?

no mari. no...listen to Tikki! stop lying and talk to her. I mean i get why she is beside herself. its her anxiety and its hard to tell those thoughts to chill out.

This CASTMATE. wow. and fred’s problem is so relatable tho, like ive been there too. not as an actor but as someone who is sick a lot and misses things and people just dont get it bc all they see are “excuses”. ugh poor guy

oh lb...and then that cat comment omg

uh hawkmoth...do you know what a mime is or are you trying to be ironic??

how is that sign guy not dead. oh right its a children's show. lol

sassy adrien bless. annnddd our love square is trash omg. guys.

(btw im losing it over this gif being in reverse omg, how is that somehow funnier??)

gorilla is like “nopenopenope nope” like did you forget adrien? really? lol

LB blocks invisible weapon. plagg god get your priorities straight omg

i love her reaction of “oh shit”

guys go around it??? omg bless

i love this ep omg. we got ladrien, we got ladynoir, im praying for some marichat next but im pretty sure its adrienette instead. and invisible weapons, invisible car humor. guys this is such a good ep.

that diving through her net scene is so cool omg

MEOW 

Chat you fence omg use it

CAN YOU IMAGINE BEING THAT PEDESTRIAN OMG

hot. it should be illegal for chat to be this hot. (and yes i know the following gif is from a diff ep but guyssss)

omg this castmate lol

HER WORRIED FACE OMG GUYYYYYSSSS SAVEE MEEEE

im not usually this dramatic but ive been reading fanfics today while i stuck horizontal so my brain is full of FEEEELLLSSS

lb trying talk to him and then he jus throws a bowling ball at them???? but yes chat A++ pun i love it

blessss chat and lb omg their banter

the projector box so coooooll

can we take a moment to question this...dude cutting the effiel tower would not solve the problem.... i just...maybe look for the source dude?

also literally just step to the empty space???? 

chat what are you doing??? its not a magian’s hat lol

the guys car omg

POUND IT!

resolution and apology and guys, fred is such a good guy

hes so ugh my heart. Chat why you have to heart eye her like that

ah right the phone 

omg her face, his chat like greeting, Alya in the background just knowing things. adrienette in a picture is this right here.

ah yes what you should've told her to begin with omg. she KNOWS you mari 

fangirling Alya is too cute. but how does alya not ask mari how she got lb to let alya interview her??

then alyanette on the end card? it was a episode of ships.

[alwayslateneedingtea]

Today's Disney Princess things:

Brought to you by: @hraewordsmith , @spiderlingsbee , @becca101sblog , @savedbyholmes and everyone else who enjoys my crazy life.

Was told several times by coworkers this morning to "relax and go with it", because I was busy trying to be busy.

Finally given a task!! I got to leave the building to run paperwork!!

Blasted the radio way too loud on the indie station no one else likes.

First stop!! Giant hospital complex. Why, it's such a lovely day, I think I'll walk!

*parks across the street at #1. Drops off paperwork at #1. Proceeds to cross the street and walk through four buildings to reach #5 for more paperwork*

I met a very prim and proper older lady at crosswalk, and discovered that she was lost.

"Oh, where are you going?" "Building #3, but I don't know how to get there." "Oh that's perfect! I'm headed to #5, if you'd like to walk with me, I'd be happy to show you the way."

Struck up a lovely conversation about how pretty the building and decorations are. A courtyard with a vegetable garden, a small chapel, small pretty birds, commiserating about the pigeons.

Dropped her off at her elevators, now to building #5!

Caught my going up, and it's Ms. Heidi at the receptionist desk!

*is called "sweet little girl" at least four times*

Now to go back! Down the hall, down the elevators, through building #4, turn the corner, wave to the information desk assistants, through building #3, nod to the people in the café, through building #2, up the giant circular staircase, wave to the people in the front lobby, A bABY!, out the doors, across the street, and back to the car.

ALL WHILE SINGING THE "GOOD MORNING" SONG FROM THE SINGING IN THE RAIN MUSICAL.

Next stop! The filing building! Hooray paperwork!

A gentleman there with his wife and new baby, and I took turns holding the door for each other.

Security guard! Good morning! (I'm pretty sure she still thinks I'm weird.)

Back to the funeral directors window! Ms. Rita! Good morning Ms. Rita!

Still singing the "Good Morning" song, btw.

Oh there's the couple and the baby I walked in with! They look kind of lost.

"Are you all here for birth certificates?" "Yes, yes we are." "Okay, do you have the state paperwork with you?" "Oh, no, we don't." "That's okay! Copies are on that table, just fill everything out the best you can."

Ms. Rita is typing on the computer going, "that's right baby, you're doin' good."

Another lady! She has paperwork, but is coming to Ms. Rita when she's walking away to file my (many, many) things. I ask her if she needs help.

"Well, do you work here?" "Not really, but I do a lot of paperwork. How can I help?" "Do I fill out this section down here? And what does it mean?" "*goes into a step-by-step process of that section and how to fill it out.*

*Ms. Rita is giving me the thumbs up from down the hall. I'm pretty sure she was pretending not to hear the lady when she first came up.*

The man with the baby goes, "Well, you may as well work here!" Everyone in the lobby laughs.

Ms. Rita offers me half her sandwich! Again! I'm pretty sure shes a gifter of the "what's mine is yours" variety.

Things Ms. Rita has also done:

Offered to film Hamilton for me illegally

Offered me half of her bottle of sweet tea

Any time she has food it's, "do you want half of this?" "Fries, honey?" "I ought to cook for you sometime."

Offered to take pictures of certain things I express interest in.

Offered to come give my former boss a hard time when he was being ridiculous.

I'm pretty sure I'm forgetting things, but I love her so much.

Time to leave! Walking out the door, humming a song I heard on the radio... oh! Security guard change! Now it's the two men.

"Bye gentlemen! Have a good day!" "You too, ma'am. You too."

Stop #3, the Post Office! They have the military-issue flags to pick up. I'm going to the one inside the old train terminal that's now a functional museum.

For mention, this building is four stories tall, has enormous windows all the way through, incredably high ceilings, everything is some blush-coloured kind of stone, baroque paintings, and chandeliers like you've never seen. Its beautiful. Think Grand Central Station, just slightly smaller.

In the post office, waiting politely, the lady in front of me is definitely a "I would like to speak with your manager" type. Apparently she online ordered something and the sender sent it to her instead of the person it was meant for.

She was explaining this to the poor lady behind the desk who really just wanted her to put the shipping sticker on it so sue could take it and be done.

I have collected a line of people behind me! Man I sure hope I look less awkward than they do. Why is everyone so nervous at the post office?

My turn! Up to the desk! "Good morning ma'am!" "Good morning young lady. What can I do for you?"

I got my flags! They come in plain brown cardboard boxes. So I have two boxes, a very full file stuffed with papers, and I still have space in my hands to stop at the café and grab an iced chai!

Oh they have pastries. It would be so nice of me to get one for mom. And one for me! (I got one topped with goat cheese and fig. Best. Idea. Ever. Mom got a chocolate croissant.)

Now I'm singing to the tune of "le poisson" from The Little Mermaid: "leeeee..... croi......ssant, le croissant, how I love le croissant!"

I walk out of the building with 1 bag of pastries, 2 cardboard boxes, 1 file stuffed with papers, 1 iced drink, and I still have a hand to grab my keys!

Oh my word this is longer than I intended. I hope it makes you smile! I'm tired, so I think I'll sleep soon.

[kazlifeadventures]

Trinidad & Tobago - Carribean dreams...

I am so ‘vex’ that I won't be ‘liming’ in this beautiful place any more. I have been one lucky person to have been able to come here and hang with a local for almost a week. Jasmine has shown me her Trinidad and for that I am truly grateful. I have eaten so many local foods and they have all been fantastic. I have impressed the locals no end with my love of pepper sauce. The food here is tasty, spicy, and pretty much specific to this island. ‘Nah boy’, I am so very much enamoured with this country! One of my friends asked me if I had posted photos of the food. Truth be told, I don’t have a lot of pics, its not the most photogenic, and I seriously just wanted to eat it! I have partaken in the local speciality of doubles, with ‘plenty’ I might add - for those unaware that is with extra hot sauce and/or the mango bone that is infused with more pepper. Doubles is made with 2 baras filled with a curry channa (chick peas), it originally started as a breakfast food, progressing to be an anytime of the day food. It’s nutritious, tasty, and sold at street side vendors everywhere. Apparently even pizza and KFC taste better over here. This I can now say I agree with. Not sure if the food tastes better, or if its adding the ketchup, mustard, and pepper sauce that assists with the taste upgrade.....

Jas took me to the home of street food a little town called St James, and made sure I got to have saheena, (seriously amazing spicy little deep fried spinachy deliciousness ) as well as alloo pie...amongst other things. The locals only really eat out at restaurants on special occasions so that meant Jas cooked for me a lot of the time, and wow, just wow. I loved the chicken curry (brown), smoked herring, baigan choka, salt fish, home made roti, the fabulous goat curry.... I could rave on, but google Trinidadian food and you’ll understand. Jas lives out in the ‘country’ to the South of Port of Spain, the capital. We spent one evening heading around to some of the local rum bars. Rum bars are everywhere here. Beer is cold and cheap (and made here - love the Stag and the Carib!). I got to meet a few of the locals. Over here they will buy you a drink even for something as simple as the fact that they had to order over you slightly. At the bar. They loved to meet the ‘white girl from Austalia’, as out here they dont see a lot like me... The good thing is none of it was them just trying it on with the foreigner. These are genuinely lovely, polite, caring people. I had a dance off with some girls from Venezuela, and ended up drinking way more drinks then I paid for, eating (they sell bar snacks and’cutters’ only at the rum shops) some tasty wontons at one place, and some really tasty fried chicken at another. We then got some free food from another lovely local who bought us a drink, and also then brought us across some Souse and Corn soup from his food stall (across the road from the rum shop). Anyway I can now say I have tried Souse, not sure I’d eat it again, it was flavourful, but pigs trotters in broth with onion and cucumber is not on my list of things to eat again! I think I have decided that I need to come back to Aus and start my own Trini food store, I think it’d be a huge hit. Love the local beers. Love the rum here. Jas made sure I tasted the Puncheon rum - 75 % and you never get a hangover or upset stomach... I wanted to bring some home, but alas no room in the suitcase! One of the biggest things, I was not aware that this is the home where Angostura bitters is bottled. It was first created in the town called Angostura in Venezuela by a German surgeon stationed in Venezuela, originally produced there between 1824 - 1830. In 1875, the plant was moved to Trinidad and that’s where it’s secret recipe is still produced today.

One of the main religions here is Hindu, they have a giant (85 feet - 26m) statue of Lord Hanuman Murti located in the grounds of Dattatreya Yoga. The statue is the second tallest in the world, and the tallest one in the western hemisphere. When we pulled up onsite there was one man looking after the bookstore who allowed us to enter the grounds and take photos. We weren't allowed to enter the temple/yoga centre as we weren't appropriately dressed. The gentleman then showed us the book explaining how the statue had been built and answered all my gazillion questions. It was like having our own private tour! Jas then took me down the road a little further to show me the temple in the sea. This temple was originally constructed by hand 1947 -52 by Sewdass Sadhu an immigrant from India. It has since been added to, and tidied up, but it's an amazing place, and a site of pilgrimage for Hindus. It's also one of the designated locations for Hindus to perform the funeral pyre. Hindu religion requires that the dead are burned near water and a holy place.

Brian Lara is still HUGE here. He is a home town Trini boy so I completely understand. Cricket is massive, and the new Brian Lara stadium is a huge landmark. They had a cricket game on when I was here (Trinidad vs Jamaica) but they had sold out the tickets otherwise we would have gone.

I spent a day at the beautiful Maracas beach, located on the northern part of Trini. On the way there we stopped at the lookout and had a quick look at the food stalls. I got to try some ‘Chow’, a garlicky spicy way of preserving such things as Pineapple, apple, mango, cucumber... its yummy and not too spicy and I really appreciated the stall holder giving me a taste ( and Jas’s friend Isabelle for buying some of the pineapple one). Maracas beach is a favourite with the locals and its a thing to do to have a ‘bake and shark’ when you go to the beach. Betcha cant guess what I had... Can I say amazing (again!!) You not only get your bake (which is a deep fried Roti) You get beautiful fresh deep fried shark fillet inside it, then you go to a buffet like area and add as many of the additions as you want . Yep, of course I added a bit of EVERYTHING . I had to taste it all. Seriously that thing was amazing. BTW I do taste everything first before adding pepper sauce... pepper sauce heightens the flavours. Jas’s friend Isabelle got her son in law to give us a shout out on the radio station he worked at ( they had it playing at the beach), so ‘Karen from Australia’ is now Trini Famous... love it!!

Jasmine took me out to the Pitch lake, in La Brea, and I’ll admit, I had no idea what it was ( I thought it was a lake!!) Anyway, some how we ended up with a colourful local as our personal guide, he was You tube famous and has apparently featured on David Attenboroughs visit to the lake. I have to sit and edit my ‘documentary’ when I’m back in Australia, it’ll be awesome.. I promise. Suffice to say the lake is the most amazing tar pit. Seriously amazing tar pit. The roads leading into the area are all like travelling over mini crazy hills due to the impact of the tar movements in the area. You have to use an authorised guide on the site, which is fair enough as a wrong step could see you disappear forever into the tar... literally... Trinidads pitch lake is the largest natural deposit of asphalt in the world (estimated to hold about 10 million tonnes) Its covers about 100 acres and is about 250 feet deep. There is a cool legend involving the origin of the lake the involves a hummingbird (I like the story), Historically Walter Raleigh re-discovered the lake on his expedition there in 1595. It has that charming rotten egg smell, and the mud and sulphur water apparently have healing properties. Locals were there immersing themselves in some of the pools while we were there. As we didnt have swim suits we had to settle with getting coated in the mud on our legs, and for me, also my face...lol!!! I didnt get a chance to put it on myself, out guide was very keen to smear it all over my face... (and shirt and hair.. etc...). Rinsing it, after it had set, was a whole other process involving splashing what looked Iike green water all over my face (and legs), all I wanted to do was rinse my face with some fresh water afterwards - and it took over an hour or so until I finally got somewhere to do it. Let’s not talk about how much scrubbing it required later that night to get the last bits of our skin! A great fun day though, made all the better for our colourful guide! I have had a crash course in some of the Trinidadian slang/words and between that and their accents I am sometimes lost in a conversation... (definitely accents particularly when you are trying to enter the country and the border control guy is talking to you and you have to continually say, sorry what??? ) I’m a lot better now!!

Jas couldn’t make it over to Tobago as she had work scheduled at her house that she needed to be around for. So I decided to head over for a night, hire a car, and see what I could see. Its literally a 20 min flight over (only costs about 50 US return) FYI 24 hrs isn’t really enough to see everything. I didnt get to the water fall or national park. I had headed down to Store bay beach when I first arrived with instructions to try the curry crab, conch and dumplings in Tobago (its their local specialty, amongst a few other things). Have to say I liked the conch, crab was over cooked and dry, and dumplings were kind of chewy. The ‘provisions’ that I got with it were really nice though - Plantain, Potato, green banana, avocado ..I would have liked to have tried another outlet to give a second opinion, but didnt have the time. I did get to the beautiful Pigeon Park, a natural reserve area, filled with some shops, water sports hire, beautiful beaches and glorious spot to watch the sunset. I also got out to the Fort of King George in Scarborough hiking up the giant hill to take in the glorious views. Hilariously there was a traffic hold up on my way there due to some goats being herded along the road. Island time boy. I would have to say, as much as its a part of the one country, Tobago island is completely different to Trinidad. Its a lot more touristy for a start, it has more servicible beaches. The roads are not as pot holed as Trinidad. The people are still lovely, but you get the tourist scouters who are looking to sell you on anything they can. Its a beautiful place and I’m so glad I got to go across and visit. As always, I can always go back!

My time in the Caribbean has come to a close. (9-16 Oct). What an adventure. I have had a fabulous time, and recommend to anyone to come here and see this place, taste the food and meet the people for themselves. The country has their own issues with government corruption which impacts the improvement of infrastructure like roads etc. And there are warnings around safety as there are elements involved in crime that impact locals and tourists alike. This just makes Trinidad Tobago, not unlike a lot of other countries that I have visited on my adventures. It just means the more prepared you are to be open to new things, different ways of doing things, different cultures. The more you are aware of your own safety, and that of your belongings , the more you can avoid crime. Crime can impact you anywhere in the world, countries like this dont have it any more or less than others, it just seems to be in the media more....

[secretagentspydetectiveninja]

Rewatching Gigantitan

This is the funniest episode in the show I’m already laughing

I JUST WANT TO SAY FIRST OF ALL THAT I LOVE THE GIRL SQUAD SO MUCH AND THEY’RE MY FAVES AND I’M SO GLAD THEY GET THEIR TIME TO SHINE IN THIS EPISODE okay moving on (Mylène sits so adorably omg)

...I’m not gonna lie, out of context it looks like Marinette and Alya are trying to tell everyone that they’re girlfriends

THEY’RE SO ADORABLE WHEN THEY LAUGH and I can’t get over the fact that they all just Know that Marinette likes Adrien, like, do they know she’s Ladybug too? Do they just not say anything? Who knows? And they all just agree that the boys are dumb and haven’t noticed anything like what kind of Girl Solidarity, I’m so proud

Okay they all sit adorably actually? From left to right top row then bottom row: Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Slytherin, Hufflepuff

I bet she got this big Trocadero map image from Google Earth

They’re still so adorable but this is so funny because like... Mylène literally actually has a boyfriend, she knows what she’s talking about so she actually has Good Advice

I can’t get over how giant Rose’s eyes are even when she’s squinting

Here are all the adorable drawings for you to look at, you’re welcome but I’m crying because Alix doesn’t get one

Look at this statue

They’re so ride or die for Marinette at this point, like, purposely get an innocent man into trouble with the police? Sure why not

Okay but if they had been expecting their plan to work, did they not think Roger would realize the fake signpost is on a trolley and not actually an actual signpost in the ground? Eh whatever

JULEKA PATTING ROSE ON THE HEAD IS SO CUTE I’M STILL NOT OVER IT

This screencap is still so funny to me akdjfhskjdhksjg, also THANK YOU someone finally pointed out how creepy it is that Mari knows Adrien’s entire schedule

Theo’s back and as usual, he runs every job in Paris

Well played, Zag, very well played...

Fake Adrien’s reaction to fake Marinette’s gibberish is priceless

And you know who else is priceless??? ALIX FREAKING KUBDEL

The fake date is so funny not just because of how cheesy it is, but also none of them wonder if maybe Adrien will be idk CONCERNED that his bodyguard is nowhere to be found?? But nah he won’t care he’ll go off gallivanting around with Marinette

The falling flower petals represent my tears of laughter when watching this scene

There’s the pink bubbly background too I’m DYING (btw the fake date is all in widescreen)

Oh my goodness Rose has actual literal tears in her eyes if you look carefully, I love her

MARINETTE SDKJFHDKJGHKDJHF

I love that Alix acts all outwardly supportive etc but then if you look at her she’s sitting in the corner cringing like “I’M TOO ARO FOR THIS” like can everyone else step up their Relatableness game because flower petal skater child is winning

YESSSSS GO GIRL SQUAD GO

Why does Adrien just model in his normal clothes? What is Gabe trying to advertize here? I mean I know Wayhem wears those clothes too but he’s Wayhem, that’s different

I’m so glad to see this guy is back

Juleka’s codename is Rose... here’s Juleka, surrounded by roses... hmm... remember what happens later in the Zombizou episode... I’m just saying... what I’m saying is she’s gay and Julerose is canon

Theo’s reaction to being roped into this plan though

I love that Juleka feels the need to randomly clear her throat before she starts pushing the cart, that’s somehow a mood

Bless her, she’s trying so hard

Mylène is frickin shredded, we totally missed that somehow

Alix just chills on the bridge the entire episode half forgotten, occasionally providing snarky commentary, I cannot express in words how much I adore her

It’s nice that Roger recognizes his daughter’s classmates - and it’s so nice that he recognizes Juleka, of all people! She’s come so far since the Reflekta episode :’) (of course Roger immediately starts complaining about pigeons...)

Juleka overcoming her social anxiety to yell about illegally parked cars!!! YES!!! YOU GO GIRL I’M SO PROUD!!!

“Hahaha don’t mind me just casually hugging this signpost...”

He’s still at it with the acrobatics

I can’t get over August crying an actual waterfall of tears askfhskjdfhksjd it’s like Syren-levels

I wonder what the Gorilla was doing on his phone... do you think he plays Pokemon Go?

Idek what to caption this just look at all three of them and Rose chasing after in the background

Marinette you good child, you’re such a hero even without the mask ily

This is seriously so great, I need more Secret Mission episodes like this

Hndfngjdfjdhn they’re not even trying to make it look casual now

Adrien’s car doesn’t even have a numberplate

DUDE WHY WOULD YOU AKUMATIZE THE GUY YOU PAY TO PROTECT YOUR SON WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU

Actually the Gorilla is now winning the Relatableness game because I, too, immediately become happy and lose all negative emotions whenever I see Adrien Agreste

THIS IS SO HILARIOUS?? And then instead of just de-akumatizing the baby who has no teeth and can barely speak, like any normal evil supervillain would, Hawky just rolls with it and doesn’t even think about how spectacularly this is going to backfire

Wow I love Honey I Blew Up The Kid

You can even see some of the Girl Squad

Awwww Juleka has her arm around Rose

CMON ALYA NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO DIE

August’s lil (well, big) baby bracelet has his name on it

I feel so bad for the Gorilla because he’s having such an unbelievably bad day in so many ways

I love how season 2 has so many more real Paris places etc, it’s a cool detail

Girl Squad group hugs are so good

SDNNFJFGNJDNJH I LOVE THEM

They’re so good and brave though, literally facing akuma villains to go find Marinette

The strings don’t even go in front of him

This whole scene where they’re trying to distract the baby is so good omg, I guess Adrien didn’t inherit the Bad Parenting Skills from his dad. And it’s nice that the owner of the car left their windows wide open for Chat to climb through

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

HE JUST KNOCKS OVER THE EIFFEL TOWER, I SWEAR THIS POOR TOWER IS WRECKED SO OFTEN IN AKUMA ATTACKS PARISIANS MUST BE USED TO SEEING IT LYING ON THE GROUND IN RUINS

Alix is still just chilling on the bridge, staying out of all the nonsense, like she can probably hear all the doom and destruction going on through the bluetooth and she doesn’t even care

No!!! Let Adrien eat!!!

See look at this thing. It’s like a giraffe that tripped over. How many people were on there do you think? How many got crushed underneath? It’s like the Mime except it actually hit the ground this time

THERE THEY ARE AGAIN!!! Using the fake signpost to save the day!!! And apparently they stole Theo’s rickshaw too, chaotic good

It looks like she was about to dab but got surprised by something

Chat’s smile in the Ladybug-o-vision is adorable

Amazing

Thighs of STEEL

They look like a married couple with their child, I love it

More Girl Squad group hugs!!! Look at those height differences

Where was she carrying that?

These are the best characters in the show and you can’t change my mind

And the best of all is tiny Alix who just stands there deadpan chucking flower petals at them, what an ICON

THIS IS THE BEST END CARD oh wow my cheeks are hurting from smiling so much, Zag stop making hilarious episodes about my favourite characters you’ll give me a heart attack

[idnkycmnbsesictoau]

Ok first of all, I’m sorry.

Second of all I’ve been waiting for someone to ask that since I was ten-

So there’s this grey-striped Cat who’s name is Felix Carter and he was adopted by dogs in the Dog special agency when he was a little baby because he was stuck in a can and the dogs thought he was a dog because he barked, but hes just a cat with a weird Meow and they decided to keep him and train him to be an undercover agent. And the Dogs are in a fight with the cats over who’s the best pet and they hold a singing contest about it once a year for some reason and the cats have won a few years in a row. Felix can sing and sings at that thing but in costume because it’s not technically allowed for a cat to sing for the dogs side; he totally rocks and the dogs win.

Felix goes to school and makes friends, there’s a bulldog named Rufus, a mouse named Jack and a Pigeon who’s name changes often in my head but he kinda has a „Sebastian“-vibe.

Also he’s friends with a cat named Leanne and it’s a bit mutual pining i guess but neither really get that they like each other, also Leanne has two friends who I like to think of as her girlfriends.

So then there’s this talent show at the school they go to and Felix doesn’t want to sing there but his kids from the future who found his time machine convince him to do it (that’s a whole other story, too long to describe here) and he gets discovered by a Canadian label person who wants to make him a star~🌟

And Felix is of course like umm yEAH!!? So he goes to Canada and travels the world and stuff and becomes a world star.

Btw as a kid he has a voice like Adele or Pink and when he’s an adult it’s like the singer from Nickelback. Because that’s the things my parents listen to and when I was bored in the car I was imagining animals singing the songs. So yeah that’s where it comes from.

There are many different versions of this I have thought of over the years, sometimes Leanne competes for the cats at that weird singing contest which means for her and Felix: mutually pining friends to enemies to lovers. Sometimes Felix is actually an undercover agent for the cats who brainwashed him to wipe his memories and kidnapped and reactivated him after Felix build the dogs trust so he can steal a USB stick with all the data of the dogs which is important because...?????

Also Felixs father (Felix the first) is the boss of the cats and felixs adoptive dog-father is the boss of the dogs which leads to a meeting that does not end well. Or it does! Depends on who throws the first ball.

I said Felix sounds like the singer from Nickelback, right? Well, he also does the E-guitar, Rufus is on the drums and unnamed Pigeon friend plays the bass. Jack is their manager and planner.

Leanne and Felix get together at some point when Felix comes back from his world tour and they have 12 kids, all look like Leanne (red stripes) except two: one who’s all grey like Felix (Felix the third) and one that is black with a white dot because she was adopted.

Felix lost part of his tail as a kid because a dog-scientist tried to invent a way to keep the cats out of their base, but it also tried to keep out Felix and he got caught under a closing door. It actually happened often that dog-scientist tried to invent something that only worked on Felix.

Also he was once in a shelter because of a failed mission and one of his paws got declawed, but his team could save him and get him out before anything worse happened.

There is a german shepherd who distrusted Felix since he was a little kitten. He only warmed up to him after Felix was the only one willing to go back into that shelter ^ to save him after they saved their cat friend. Sometimes Felix gets revealed as a double agent right after and it gets intense.

Yeah there’s definitely more but it’s almost 11 pm and I can’t think of it right now

I’m tired of “hello, how are you?” Tell me about the ongoing daydream you turn to when you are bored.