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be careful what you wish for, Fordsy
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#gravity falls#the book of bill#stanford pines#bill cipher#billford#ford pines#my art#my fanart#that one scene in lilo and stitch but make it the beggining of toxic yaoi#holy shit the bgs actually look great on this what possesed me#Ford's self isolated ass like “please I need a higher power to help me and maybe make me feel less lonely”#and a higher power answered#but powerfull does not mean bening as Ford was soon to find out#they make me insane#less shippy than my other stuff but
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Venting my frustration as a physics major thru them right now
#when the exam is one question open book and internet availability#this is a cry for help#gravity falls#gravity falls art#fiddle ford#fiddleauthor#fiddleford mcgucket#standford pines#gf standford#bill cipher
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Book 2 au: sparring sessions and short hair katara
They like to have sparring sessions in order to keep their bending skills sharp. They allow themselves to go all out and not hold back at all cause they know if anyone got hurt, Katara could just heal them
But anyways, wouldn't it be kinda funny if Zuko accidentally burned Katara's hair tho? Aofkqldkkajfjd
The "I think we can save the hairloops" line is from @linnoya-writes thank you for that!! :>>
#zutara#zuko#katara#atla#book 2 au#my art#i mentioned in my last book 2 au post that i wanted to include short hair katara into it and y'all were so supportive of it!! 😭😭😭#so this is how i think it would go#it would happen as katara is trying to evade one of zuko's fire balls#she manages to avoid it but since her hair is long it still caught on fire#she'd be pissed so she water whips the hell out of zuko#and then promptly forgets about it akfhkakdkakdj#even after the sparring session she still hasn't remembered cause 'oh no zuko's in pain i have to help him!'#it isn't until zuko even mentions it that she remembers#zuko thinks she's more calm than i thought she would be after burning her hair so he mentions it to her#little did he know katara just forgor aldjlakdkaljd#n e ways zuko does feel bad so she offers to help fix it up for her#i think after the haircut katara would find herself looking in mirrors when there are any around cause 'zuko thinks i'm beautiful?? really?#zuko doesn't know this tho and he thinks katara is till sad about the unwanted haircut so he keeps telling her that she looks beautiful#and katara just keeps losing it aldjlakdlald#in conclusion they are idiots your honor
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modern day moby dick but my white whale is a middle grade fantasy novel i read when i was like eleven and haven't been able to find again
#i have been searching for YEARS#i've put out the call on tumblr and goodreads and various forums#people have helped me find other books but this one eludes me#all the sites are like maybe it's time to give up#NO#IT'S OUT THERE AND I DIDN'T IMAGINE IT#THANK YOU VERY MUCH
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the thing is there's like, a point of oversaturation for everything, and it's why so many things get dropped after a few minutes. and we act like millennials or gen z kids "have short attention spans" but... that's not quite it. it's more like - we did like it. you just ruined it.
capitalism sees product A having moderate success, and then everything has to come out with their "own version" of product A (which is often exactly the same). and they dump extreme amounts of money and environmental waste into each horrible simulacrum they trot out each season.
now it's not just tiktokkers making videos; it's that instagram and even fucking tumblr both think you want live feeds and video-first programming. and it helps them, because videos are easier to sneak native ads into. the books coming out all have to have 78 buzzwords in them for SEO, or otherwise they don't get published. they are making a live-action remake of moana. i haven't googled it, but there's probably another marvel or starwars something coming out, no matter when you're reading this post.
and we are like "hi, this clone of project A completely misses the point of the original. it is soulless and colorless and miserable." and the company nods and says "yes totally. here is a different clone, but special." and we look at clone 2 and we say "nope, this one is still flat and bad, y'all" and they're like "no, totally, we hear you," and then they make another clone but this time it's, like, a joyless prequel. and by the time they've successfully rolled out "clone 89", the market is incredibly oversaturated, and the consumer is blamed because the company isn't turning a profit.
and like - take even something digital like the tumblr "live streaming" function i just mentioned. that has to take up server space and some amount of carbon footprint; just so this brokenass blue hellsite can roll out a feature that literally none of its userbase actually wants. the thing that's the kicker here: even something that doesn't have a physical production plant still impacts the environment.
and it all just feels like it's rolling out of control because like, you watch companies pour hundreds of thousands of dollars into a remake of a remake of something nobody wants anymore and you're like, not able to afford eggs anymore. and you tell the company that really what you want is a good story about survival and they say "okay so you mean a YA white protagonist has some kind of 'spicy' love triangle" and you're like - hey man i think you're misunderstanding the point of storytelling but they've already printed 76 versions of "city of blood and magic" and "queen of diamond rule" and spent literally millions of dollars on the movie "Candy Crush Killer: Coming to Eat You".
it's like being stuck in a room with a clown that keeps telling the same joke over and over but it's worse every time. and that would be fine but he keeps fucking charging you 6.99. and you keep being like "no, i know it made me laugh the first time, but that's because it was different and new" and the clown is just aggressively sitting there saying "well! plenty of people like my jokes! the reason you're bored of this is because maybe there's something wrong with you!"
#this was much longer i had to cut it down for legibility#but i do want to say i am aware this post doesnt touch on human rights violations as a result of fast fashion#that is because it deserves its own post with a completely different tone#i am an environmental educator#so that's what i know the most about. it wouldn't be appropriate of me to mention off-hand the real and legitimate suffering#that people are going through#without doing my research and providing real ways to help#this is a vent post about a thing i'm watching happen; not a call to action. it would be INCREDIBLY demeaning#to all those affected by the fast fashion industry to pretend that a post like this could speak to their suffering#unfortunately one of the horrible things about latestage capitalism as an activist is that SO many things are linked to this#and i WANT to talk about all of them but it would be a book in its own right. in fact there ARE books about each level of this#and i encourage you to seek them out and read them!!! i am not an expert on that i am just a person on tumblr doing my favorite activity#(complaining)#and it's like - this is the individual versus the industry problem again right because im blaming myself#for being an expert on environmental disaster (which is fucking important) but not knowing EVERYTHING about fast fashion#i'm blaming myself for not covering the many layers of this incredibly complicated problem im pointing out#rather than being like. yeah so actually the fault here lies with the billion dollar industries actually.#my failure to be able to condense an incredibly immense problem that is BOOK-LENGTH into a single text post that i post for free#is not in ANY fucking way the same amount of harm as. you know. the ACTUAL COMPANIES doing this ACTUAL THING for ACTUAL MONEY.#anyway im gonna go donate money while i'm thinking about it. maybe you can too. we can both just agree - well i fuckin tried didn't i#which is more than their CEOs can say
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#help his stance is so sassy#i love you 1978 ussr richelieu and rochefort hsbsgdndhd#btw i finished reading the first book of the three musketeers a couple of weeks ago! i really liked it#i'll start reading the second one soon. it's a pity that richelieu won't be there anymore... he's one of my favorite characters#the three musketeers#the three musketeers fanart#D'Artagnan and Three Musketeers#cardinal richelieu#richelieu#count rochefort#rochefort#comte de rochefort#17th century#alexandre dumas#digital art#procreate#by 0039pf#ussr musketeers#Д'артаньян и Три Мушкетера#1978 musketeers
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child of the stars
[Image description: Gravity Falls fanart. Bill floats in front of the massive Axolotl, who smiles at him, and asks: "are you happy?" End ID.]
#that one fish in a birdcage song#got meself a new ipad and a pencil aft so long#ya boi aint a finger artist no more ueueue#the book of bill#bill cipher fanart#bill cipher#the axolotl#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#just laz things#edit : added an id with help from @/anistarrose
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I don’t think we talk enough about how Ford can see shrimp colors
#gravity falls#book of bill#ford pines#stanford pines#stanley pines#grunkle stan#mabel pines#dipper pines#ford gets super jealous when his family praises ‘special’ things#I hc he gets so pissy when animals who are born different get awed at and put on news cause like so it’s weird when HES the one??#also not dead#just have not had the motivation to create much#this is actually an old comic but i never had the motivation to finish#doesn’t help that mantis shrimp are so colourful and complicated#like go look them up it’s like the worst thing to draw ever#also I loved going to Aquariams with my family so here they are
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*person in the ‘70s voice* Big Bear Babes
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don't be scared, i'm your friend
#null havoc damage#cult of the lamb#i have opinions on the fact that this thing is apparently alive.is it like the one ring but a crown. im choosing to believe so#i didnt mean to render this so the rim lighting is NASTY god bless#edit: jungle book similarity is unintentional.... i truly believe the crown is there to help despite being freaky and weird!
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sequel to this post, this time with the rest of the titans!
#teen titans#one piece#monkey d luffy#starfire#nico robin#raven teen titans#nami#robin teen titans#usopp#cat burglar nami#robin#raven#god usopp#people sent me suggestions for the other titans a while ago so thanks for those! they helped me decide#luffy + starfire bc they would be so silly and happy together#robin + raven because well of course. book nerds#nami + robin bc they both use staff/pole type weapons#and also usopp + robin cause gadgets#i couldnt decide on one for robin so i did both lol#koob art#digital art#procreate#crossover#1k
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Me: hm, I want something to put on the TV as background noise... Huh. Looks like YouTube is recommending something called The Last Unicorn. That's perfect, it's probably some old shitty animation that has aged poorly! I can watch it ironically!
Me, 2 hours later as the credits roll: *crying, cheering, buying the book, composing the songs*
Me, 2 weeks later: So I have compiled all of the quotes from the book that I think could make good tattoos, and also, HOW HAVE I NEVER LEARNED ABOUT HOW THE LAST UNICORN FUCKING SLAPS??? This gay-ass little fairytale fed my soul! Watered my crops! Transed my gender! Can't believe I heard of this story from youtube recommendations, of all places!!
#original#the last unicorn#tlu#peter s beagle#molly gru#schmendrick#schmendrick the magician#two of my favorite characters in anything right there in the center of the story! and I'm glad I saw the film first!#my reading ability has diminished due to trauma disability etc. but it seems like having a visual reference actually really helped!#no wonder i only ever want to read fan fic! turns out reading is not actually Superior to other types of Storytelling. it's just different.#to say otherwise is snobbishness I have been eminently guilty of in my life!#but like it is easier for me to consume tv and movies and that is fine actually. also that's why I'm doing a graphic novel lol#because i wanted to make something i would actually be able to read if i found it at a library. altho the audio book IS gonna be bomb#the audiobook is for visually impaired readers and anyone who wants or needs it! accessible stories for everyone! yeah!!#my gender was already transed but now I've gained an ADDITIONAL gender! which one? I'll never tell 😘#i am so powerful i have so much fuckin gender. my wife has no gender. and she is equally as powerful.#and also she has STUDIED THE BLADE#mostly zoro's blades from One Piece#normally YouTube recommends me shit movies like idiocracy or smth this is like if every day ur cat brought you a piece of rotten food and#then one day it brings you a BEAUTIFULLY ANIMATED TALE FEATURING MY BELOVED TWINK FUCK-UP WIZARD FRIEND AND MY ALL-TIME HOMEGIRL MOLLY GRU#and also it's soft and beautiful and funny and fucking weird!! i wrote melodies to the songs in the books on my ukulele
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Sent his ass to the therapy void
#HELP HI I HAVENT MADE REAL GRABITY FALLS FANART IN LITERALLY LIKE 9 YEARS. BILL CIPHER HIMSELF DRAGGED THIS OUT OF ME.#EMBARRASSING BC IVE BEEN IN THE FANDOM THE WHOLE TIME. LIKE I NEVER LEFT AND LOWKEY BASE MY WHOLE EVERYTHING AROUND IT AND YET…#well. Take my one contribution. Take it.#the book of bill#the book of bill spoilers#bill cipher#aj art#comic
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melody leorio and kurapika somehow find a chance to take a break and Chill together (I don't know how or when, but I want it for them lol)
for a vday exchange in discord!! this was right up my alley hehe, was very excited to draw these three again ^_^
#was lazy and got the floor texture from an unsplash photo ^^;#btw it's probably not worth the time to decipher but kurapika is reading a real life book. some important literature#may or may not have put a bit too much effort into converting it from english to japanese to hunter text (wikipedia helped thanks wikipedia#hunter x hunter#hxh#leorio paladiknight#melody hxh#senritsu#kurapika#leomelopika#leokurasen#<- prompt was for queerplatonic gen romantic or otherwise & i think this could be interpreted as any one of those as you prefer!
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I am back for a hot second with the baby! Let's be real, Geralt gets a lot of heat in this au, but I do think he was very clear about what he could and couldn't be for Jaskier when they started this thing. Listening to this song later, and realizing that Jaskier was already in love with him at this point ... uff. Also a song about sacrifices in this au, from Jaskier??? *chef's kiss* also let's not think about essi in this au let's not let's just ignore this
#jaskier#geraskier#geralt of rivia#the witcher#art#geraskier lovechild#omegaverse#I think this started out as 'helping Jaskier through his heats' and just escalated terribly#the part in the books with essi being in love with Geralt and Geralt feeling uncomfortable with it and realizing Yen probably feels the sam#about him#that still absolutely happens because at this point Geralt IS in love with Yen#to be fair I think he also starts to realise that he is in love with Jaskier too#they are both slipping there already#but Geralt doesn't want Jaskier to feel that way about him#my boy: a. has a very fragile heart b. has attachment issues c. doesn't think he can make Jaskier happy in the long run#and he IS insecure he warns Jaskier - but he doesn't think it could be more than a crush#oh boy are they messy#i love them :)#also Milek singing songs that accidentally punch Geralt in the gut is my favourite thing#ONE MORE THING. about this song and the pronouns?? EXCUSE ME?
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SQQ thinks they're flirting but they're actually scheming on how to get more Shizun Headpats
Edit: [ID: A Scum Villain comic. Luo Binghe and Ning Yingying speak with excited smiles, Yingying gesturing by raising a hand up. Shen Qingqiu watches them with a smile, thinking, "Nice job, Protagonist!" A System screen floats next to him, saying "Live System Reaction" above a sweating kaomoji. End ID] (ID courtesy of @princess-of-purple-prose)
#svsss#scum villian#scum villian self saving system#luo binghe#ning yingying#shen qingqiu#mxtx#myart#book one sqq the oblivious man that you are#edit: thanks for the help with the ID I've always struggled with describing my art but I also want to make things as inclusive as possible!
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