#(the biggest lie ever told)

[kaliforniahigh]

here, have a photo dump of Noah with dogs to brighten up your day

[daearfhungurzzzz]

cmon give him a hug get your throat reaaaaal close to his mouth

[pennykinz]

“Ben Tennyson doesn’t go around wrecking stuff!”

[supercoolsuperqueer]

biggest challenge of my week was having to pretend to be normal about Yes Man when explaining to an acquaintance why I picked the independent route twice in a row

[raayllum]

Callum, are you okay? Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay. I am.

[tessasbrainrotbin]

walks in and trips over my shoelaces . hands these various michael meme redraws to you

[richardgrimes]

sometimes i feel crazy for shipping buddie like what if they really are just best friends men can be friends blah blah but then i remember that if one of them were a woman they'd be married with 3 kids by now and then i feel sane again. and then crazy again cause if one of them were a woman they'd be married with 3 kids by now

[hideousvampire]

trust this is real

fun fact i barely read johnnys responses i care about the songs far too much

all the songs in order

ignore how all but one is by the flamingos

[tlatpostcards]

The Life and Times Chapter 17: The Harpers

She tried to sidestep him, but James moved to impede her path. "No, you know what I find really interesting?" he coolly continued; "the fact that you had no moral qualms about leaving the castle to shag your boyfriend, only hours after one of your supposed best friends landed in the hospital wing!" Lily looked around quickly to make sure no one was listening, but it was not even eight o'clock yet, and most students slept in Sunday mornings. They were the only ones about in the Entrance Hall. "Good bloody God, Potter, everything you say is less and less your business! Now move!" "No!" He once again blocked her path, and Lily could not help herself. She whipped out her wand and jabbed it against his throat. "Move!" "Oh, really?" mocked the wizard. "You're going to hex me? Why do I have trouble believing that?" "GAH!" Lily flicked her wand: "Silencio!" James Potter found himself uncharacteristically—albeit magically—speechless, which distracted him long enough for Lily to slip around him. She had reached the marble staircase and was several steps up before he had restored his voice and managed to catch up, hopping in front of her and causing her to cry out in irritation. "I need to speak with you," said James. "I wasn't stalking you—I actually have to talk to you about something, and I was looking for you, and I didn't see you on the map, and then I thought maybe Harper would know where you were, and I looked around, and I didn't see him either. That's how I knew. I don't just spend my mornings staring at a dot labeled 'Lily Evans' you know."

— JULES.

[koka-mi]

🫵🏳‍🌈 /lhj

NOOOOO how could you say this........ I'm not gay I promise...I PROMISEEE

[booklove22]

I struggled so much with S4 but I will never get over what his face conveys here with just a 3 second look.

It’s so clearly saying “I know you just betrayed me by calling the sin eater AND I just found out you have a soulmate thats not me, but if you think I’m not going to volunteer to endanger myself to ensure your safety, you don’t know me at all.”

[trappedinacomputer]

I'm glad to know that Lullah couldn't go out without one last angsty story line

What an honor it was to have been Bad lol

[freetobeeyouandme]

God rereading TFC after TSC is so fun on so many levels, starting with but not limited to Neil's character development...boy really went from "Neil Josten was nobody, he could be nothing because he couldn't stay anywhere and get attached to anyone" and thinking he might not survive the first Foxes vs. Ravens match but sticking around to make sure Kevin would to casually ordering a hit while having lunch as he waits for the FBI and eating takeout during the interrogation and being a general nuissance @ everyone including the feds. i love him so so so much

[leonsliga]

León saying he is not so romantic and not good son in law. Maaaaaaan come on!!! I have to make fake scenarios in my head pls help 🥺🩷💪🏻

I don’t believe him for one second 😂 sure, he may think he’s not romantic, but the evidence is stacked against him:

He can sit here and tell me he’s not the type of man we’d like to bring home to meet our parents all he wants, I just don’t believe him

[swagglessmoth]

One of the things that I LOVE about Shadows Blinding and marks it as one of my favourite fics ever, is the relationship between Sakumo and Kakashi.

Lots of spoilers (obviously)

In most fics, Kakashi’s feelings towards Sakumo aren’t really explored in a complex way. Mostly they go as far as him missing his father, we see his grief and loneliness deepening with each lose of a loved one over the years, until as an adult he heals and grows to understand his father’s decision and forgiving him. Which is completely okay! I love those fics, I love the progress as we see Kakashi healing over time. But most that I’ve seen don’t usually dwell into Sakumo’s suicide that much and the heavy impact it would have on a child at that age, that would later follow them to adulthood. Choosing instead to focus on the impact either team Minato or team 7 had on his life (which, fair, it is A LOT, but you get my point).

In Pesto’s (author) interpretation, things go a bit differently: Kakashi does miss his father, but at the same time he still deeply resents him for what he did, just like he did when he was a kid and trying to not be like his father. Except he hasn’t exactly grown out of this bitterness. For scarring him for life and leaving him alone at such a young age; for sending him to what’s essentially a cult, leaving him trapped with a family he’s not familiar with; for leaving such a deep mark, that even if he tries to escape him and the clan, they’re in every little part of his life. Such as his most signature quality, his mask, only existing because Kakashi reminded Sakumo of his brother. He hates all of this.

This Kakashi never healed from what happened, so caught up in all the deaths happening around him that he never really had time to even process it. He doesn’t even allow himself to miss his father because of all this resentment, and that’s not something that just goes away. This is why I love his relationship with Kosuke, the way Kakashi wishes he’d allowed himself to miss his father despite what he did like Kosuke does. (OH AND THAT SCENE THEY HAD AT THE END. KOSUKE MISSING KAKASHI IN SPITE OF THAT HE DID, LIKE HE MISSES HIS FATHER 😭😭😭😭😭 OUGHH IT’S SO SADD ❤️‍🩹🥀⛓️🚬🐺)

That sense of hate is engraved in him, and it is amplified by the fact that Sakumo giving him that seal essentially made him loose everything he’s known and loved once again. His whole world is destroyed, the people he loved have forgotten about him (also they are dead) (and let’s not even mention Obito). All this time he’s had his team as a source of light at the end of the tunnel, something to fight for. But he’s lost that, and with his clan that’s basically a cult and that wrinkly bitch Nana running around ruining everything, he really has nowhere to go. That one split-second decision, even if done in good faith, ruined his life.

«Tou-san fucked up» indeed (or however the quote went I don’t wanna look it up)

YOOO THAT’S WHY THE SEQUEL’S GONNA BE FIREE 🔥 🔥🔥🔥 Kakashi expecting to come back to a wasteland and being prepared to start digging graves for his dead friends (everyone bro) and instead finding an alternate-timeline Sakumo. We’re getting that deeply awkward and uncomfortable father-son bonding YEAHH 💪💪

Oh and don’t even get me started on this new timeline bro. How baby Ino appearing in the epilogue implies that this is at a point in time shortly after what would’ve been the Kyubi attack (we don’t know how Kannabi went so idk if it even happened) Rin and Obito would be around 14, 16 max. And Minato and Kushina would be around 22-24. Kakashi here is like 30, he is NOT getting his team back. And that’s without counting that with Kakashi dying by birth on this universe, there would be another kid in his place. Knowing that no other kid their age was jounin at the time, they might’ve not even been assigned for the Kannabi Bridge mission or at least done it with Minato, which already elevates their chances of survival.

He might not even get to meet team 7 personally. They’re babies rn and he’s a complete stranger to the village, a stranger on Kage level might I add (I don’t think it’s too far fetched to say that, he’s VERY powerful now, and he did become the sixth hokage without this power-up so 🤷‍♂️). They’re NOT letting him near the babies bro ❌😿

He’s alone with his father (whom he kind of hates and doesn’t know) in a world that doesn’t know him AT ALL. We have all the time in the world for group therapy, Kakashi’s gonna be demanding ANSWERS. Or maybe he’ll say “fuck this” and become a kind-of-missing-nin-but-not-really-bc-he’s-not-from-THIS-Konoha that stalks the village to make sure his loved ones don’t die this time. Yeah, I could see that happening tbh.

Idk I’m just ranting, this is gonna be messy and I’ll love every second of it 💞

[silawastaken]

I have a new fic, big surprise i know, this is very much my favourite thing I think I've written so far (<- was complaining abt writer's block earlier today) BUT this fic is broken up into three main phases, and I do want them all to be in the same fic instead of a series. However, this does cause a problem in which I had a title for each phase, but not for each individual chapter. I'm not even sure what I'm rambling about here, just I guess that now I need to think of individual chapter titles.

I think I'm going to start each phase with 'Phase one-- A Midsummer Night's Dream' and then from the first chapter in each phase have separate titles. Then, the major plot point of chapter from the phase has the phase title AGAIN but this time without 'phase ---' before it.

So;

Phase one- A Midsummer Night's Dream A stable with the unstable (???? idk i only just thought of it) blah blah blah whatever the title for chapter three is A Midsummer Night's Dream (there's like nine chapters in phase one but I'm not thinking of titles now also spoilers so)

Phase two- In a Room with Two Windows waking up from a dream In a Room with Two Windows (dk how many chapters for this one)

Phase three- A Dedication from a Poet's Love Lost the incident the break the deal the end A Dedication from a Poet's Love Lost

I hope this makes sense this is exhausting but I'm SO excited I can't even begin to explain :DD please tell me what you think esp of the phase titles cause I'm not sure about the one for phase two